The Top 5 Unwritten Rules of The Terrain Park
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2022
- Welcome to Top 5's where your host decides what their top 5 picks are. You might agree with them, you might disagree with them, but the fact of the matter is you're watching them. In this episode Avran gives you The Top 5 unwritten rules of the terrain park.
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Resorts have to stop putting terrain parks in the middle of the beginner areas.
They do this over here too. Literally have seen people flop over the fence, walk directly across three landings (without even watching where they are going never mind anyone else) and flop over the other fence just to get to another run. 🤦♂️
Resorts near me should have everyone on the mountain watch this video and have a mandatory test at the end. If they fail....watch it again until they pass. Great vid!
Literally heard 4 times last season working park crew: “Why would they put a metal bar on the landing of that small jump”
Almost quit my job after
PD: love the fact that there’s at least 1 channel in the entirety of RUclips that’s still core, pure honesty
Don't quit, snowboarding needs you!
@@AngrySnowboarder would never, digging is my passion
Can't wait to see all these happen at bear mountain.
Probably in the first 10 minutes you're there.
More like 10 seconds, not minutes. First minute on the lift at Copper (Bear is our local mountain), my 11yr old son said, "Why are people not falling all over the place like at Bear? Everyone here seems to know how to ride." He's on Team Bear and those kids send it. Lot of Jerries not caring when a small kid calls dropping and they cut off the kid only to not even make it over the lip of the jump when the kid is starting way up above them to get the speed they need.
This is why I wear full body armor when I ride park, so I can body check little fat skier/snowboarder kids who's using the ramp of a rail as a jump.
This is why I gain 30lbs of muscle in the off season. Straight Deebo on them! Now give me your lunch money!
Haha I once askey the shaper in Abolsue Park after a reshaping of the medium kickers, and she told me to go all-in... I dieded. And backflips are cool. At least here in Europe, they are always valued. It feels awesome having the shapers rooting for you. Once in Les Deus Alpes they even let their private kicker be used (it was behing their shed, you could jump out to fresh pow).
Solid video as always sir!
i personally am a friend of having a fence with Features to get over on the entrance to thte terrain park. This is the only way to make shure that nobody gets into that area, that doesn't know what they're doing and potentially endanger others. Sadly little to no Parks put up a fence with like a Rainbox rail or sth.
Lol that actually might be a good idea. The only way to get into the park is to Ollie a rope or fence.
this isnt a bad list but it might need a reprise at some point:
Rules that actually ARE WRITTEN in the alpine responsibility code:
1) no.4 is possibly the worst offender. one "should not stop where they aren't visible from above" and another that "before starting downhill, look up and yield to others"
2) no 5 is the best bet to keep the park safe. I cant tell you how many ppl I've been able to deter from entering the park or taking further laps in it, simply by asking them to read the
park rules posted at its entrance. this corresponds to the alpine code rule that they should "observe signs and warnings" and "use proper equipment"
3) honorable mention - don't block the entrance - against alpine code for blocking passage. this also goes for aholes building jumps outside the park and then crossing them off with skis so their kid is the only one to hit it.
Best thing about alpine code - its pretty much the same, in different wording and order, in NA, Canada, EU and NZ. It also works for bikes.
The UNWRITTEN rules of the park I noticed most, though im not sure I agree with them, im just reporting:
1) the park is typically the only place on the mountain where its ok to hike uphill and you should expect to see this, respect it and try not to wipe out people walking up on the edges of the park.
2) be nice to sidejumping kids because they might come back to take freestyle lessons (what? really? )
3) come to the terrain park at around 10 - 11am. you'll have time to sober up from last night and youll hit the softest snow of the day.
4) people have mentioned this in other videos and it does come handy - if you get wiped out, get out of the landing asap.
5) also get some freestyle lessons, preferably from someone who isn't oblivious to etiquette. I'm talking to you Mr. 12-kid-group-freestyle-lesson-sitting-on-a-knuckle. seriously. wtf dude?
Cheers!
Thx for saying it Adrian
Love the vibe haha! And love the channel as well. A lot. Thanks for it. I am a kook myself and have been trying to stick to the rules, especially because in one of your vids you said "I don't give a fck if you are good at surfing or skating, you are still a kook here etc" hahahah True. I just turned 40 and come from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and been surfing since I was 6 and skating since 12 but 10 years ago I moved to Germany and went snowboarding for the first time last month at Snow World in Landgraaf. (IDK why it took me so long to....) I definitely have "board feeling" but went with a very humble approach and expecting nothing but frustration and disappointment - LOL - It went better than I expected but still sucked ass. I tried to stay outta the way though. We have the exact same hierarchy at the skatepark and in the water, and I know HOW annoying some beginners can be. I enjoyed snowboarding A LOT and even bought a board. One that was listed in one of your videos, the Salomon Huck Knife. Trying to find the bindings that go with it though. Checked all of your videos about it and am deciding between the Union Strata, Union Ultra, and Salomon Distric Pro Team. Any pointers? (besides stay out of my way, kook) Cheers
So glad we are finally shedding light to the back barrel roll
Got a Ruroc ad for this vid. Getting me pumped for a knuckle picnic and a leisurely sit on a box feature!
They pay me money to tell people not to buy them. Amazing.
What about throwing snowballs at Buckhead every time he comes to your resort?
That is 100% allowed, always!
He’s at mine a bunch, I gotchu boys 👊🏻
@@jibsydan Get me video!
@@AngrySnowboarder gotcha 🫡
Hi guys! This is a great video, 👍 and comes with fun stuff qualities as well. Just like your "top 5 dumb ass complaints by skiers" :-))) and nice to see you and your channel as well, Tommie. Peace ✌️ greetings from Austria, B
Liberty mountain needs to see these. I can’t count on my two hand all of the times I’ve hit the jump line and some random jerrys are chilling on the knuckles.
Go just high enough to decapitate them!
He has so much social intelligence for such an angry chap…- great video Sir!
Loving the anger man
I wish the ski school instructors in Washington would watch this and stop taking trains of 15 little fat timmys through the beginner parks and proceed to skip all the features... I just want to learn to jib, ffs
They are moving jibs, bonk them!
Those goddamn lime green jackets, iykyk
Thank you for calling out that amateur as f poser
You angry mother father this got me to subscribe!🎉
Proud member of The Sons of Mothers.
Did you break your tail on the Marhar board after landing on someone that was loitering in the landing area of a jump?
Have you visited european resorts?
Love the Jonny Suckhouse shout out!
Glad I'm not the only one. Can't stand that dude.
Yo I just moved to the valley (Avon) and think you should do a top 5 things to not do when you move here or maybe 5 things that officially make you a local. Don’t feel like I can call myself a local till I have experience the hell I’ve heard of the epic pass
If you don't have a DUI you're not a local. Or got crabs from a J1.
@@AngrySnowboarderlmfao
Yo angry, you gonna drop a full park part for the subscribers or whaaaa?
40 for 40 baby!
Hey Avran what's your thoughts on right of way for guys hiking a feature vs someone flowing from top to bottom? Surely the dude hitting the whole line can just blow past the group.
Hikers have to yield to everyone else and should only hike where they are not on the way obstructing flow and are visible.
@@AngrySnowboarder that's what I was always under the impression was the rule. But every weekend at my home mountain Mt Buller in Aus, I have groups of 20-30 kids who pay to ride in 'freestyle' groups that block features with their instructors. Rich kids deserve a good snacking.
@@AngrySnowboarder also bud having owned a DWD Maet, I have bought a Kwon and Wizard Stick based off your reviews so thanks for all that you do for snowboarding
Spray em all!
Haha, guilty of using the knuckle as a viewing deck..... But I only do it if theres no one around.
I remember in one of your videos you said you were here in Jersey at Big Snow AD... My theory is you saw more egregious breaking of your unwritten rules here in the 2 hour session that you get than you did in years of riding where you are now. Am I wrong?
From Ohio, and nah trust me all those people who did it at your resort come here to CO to do it too. Essentially we have our own population of kooks plus a revolving door of them from across the globe.
I went midweek when no one was around. One side jumper only. Now over on the groomed run side I saw all sorts of kookery.
@@ShredddT I hear ya. The place I'm referring to has essentially one hill that's indoors and split in half. The park being one half and just like a 400 foot straight shot the other half. I don't do park but I see these kooks in there that can barely stop and they try and fly off every feature. Kooks cutting in front of features all the time that people wanna hit and I'm at the top or on the lift watching these people just shaking my head. And I'm thinking I dont even go in the park and this shit is common sense to me. Its fuckin baffling.
What backflip is acceptable to spam ?
Lawn Darts only but only if you throw some kind of tweaked grab with it.
scary shit is when you are going over the kicker, start your backside spin, get a glimps of a jerry in the corner of your eye and have to wait to get yourself around to see where the fuck they are and if you are going to crash
About to make this video mandatory viewing for the snow club at my college
This is actually pretty fucking useful.
the lack of features at the basin looks amazing
Honestly I like Loveland much better... as a skier I can see how A Basin is better.
I do not know if it is better but I have the reverse position. I understand why people stick to Loveland. Chet’s, lift 8, etc. I have had plenty of fun there but I’d rather go to the basin
Correct use of jagaloon
THUMBJACKING YOUR FART BOX!
Same time don't you feckers come hitting our magic carpet and green runs and throwing presses and side hits whilst we're sitting on our bums in the middle of our runs taking photos of our Orcas!!!
Goes straight back to the '80s when I was riding steel ramps on a Christian Hasoii hammerhead, locals rule get out of the way-
Real question. What’s an unbow?
Reverse rainbow
I'm a pro snowboard video commentator.
Dude…you’re the fucking greatest!!!
Depends on who you ask. As you can clearly see by the comments there's some that don't share that sentiment.
Cognizant - good word but the people who need this explained are 100% not going to know what it means.
The amount of people I see who think that just because they're on holidays, normal laws don't apply any more, is appalling.....
Agree 100%. Respect the locals, anywhere you go!
No such thing as a local, just a self entitled db that happens to live close by with a cheaper lift ticket….. 3 2 1….
Just like local surfers. Heard it all before.
If you've heard it all before maybe you shouldn't do the bonehead shit talked about.
sounds similar to surfing.
Day 1 at Copper today & Peter Schnarsky, claiming to be Woodward supervisor, is literally telling a father it’s OK if his kid side hits the lips😡
SPRAY EM!
@@AngrySnowboarderI give every single one of them shit, but when Woodward employees don’t have your back, support these clueless, entitled people who are now fighting you, I give up.
Btw. I love you. (I’m a female so don’t get wigged ;)
Too many mealy-mouthed soy boys out there these days.
Are you trying to get a summit county date? Cause this is how you get a summit county date.
@@AngrySnowboarder Heehee. I knew it! I knew half asleep, midnight comments on year old posts was the best way to get a date in Summit.
I follow you on IG. Jojo???
Can you guess the rest ;)
What mountain does this guy board at? This vid just makes me wanna go do the things on this list just to piss him off 🤣🤣
You couldn't handle the hazing you'd get from the locals.
Worth itt!
“Yo just cause you roll up and call drop doesn’t mean it’s your turn…. See all these fucking people waiting to drop?!?” How many times this has come out my mouth…
More then half those people sitting on deck aren’t waiting to drop they’re sitting around blocking the drop in.
😂😂😂👏
Jagaloon? 😂
Can you do a Top 5 favorite secret powder stashes at Arapahoe basin?
Then they wouldn't be a secret anymore would they? Rule number one of secret pow stashes: YOU DON'T EVER BLOW THEM OUT! This isn't Bored Archive or Snowboard UnPro Camp or Jimmy Fuckhouse.
@@AngrySnowboarder I dont know the channels you refer to, but why the "hate"?
@@christophrathgeber7567 Go look at them and you'll see.
Only time to you are aloud to Stay in the landing area or fall area is if you are hurt
🤣
Big snow is the worst. I'm snaking mofos every run.
Never snake a snaker!
@@AngrySnowboarder what if they have a team huckhouse sticker on the helmet?
@@cbk0485 You spray them, why is this even a question?
@@AngrySnowboarder dick boy gonna be there the 22nd. I'll try to spray him.
The terrain park is not a normal run, so don't go through it and skip all the features.
Mostly good bar number 1, localism is bs in surfing, it’s definitely not welcome on the mountain. 5,4,3 and 2 spot on mind.
Yeah lets just let them be oblivious and not listen to locals.
Thumb jack your fart box 😂
I like flips, doesn’t matter what kind. They are all cool to me
Snowboarding in North America sounds wretched.
You should probably never go there ever.
Basically don't be an arrogant, entitled, douchebag and you'll get on fine. It's a general rule for life. Back in the good old days when you were skating a spot and some assholes came along and started screwing up the session because they were too dumb or arrogant to think before they acted (rollerbladers!). They used to get taken aside by the locals and educated as to the error of their ways. They must have learned something because they never came back. Education is never wasted.
Why do people make fun of Buckhouse so much? 🤔
Are you a snowboarder or a person that snowboards? That will answer your question.
In other words, obtain and utilize common sense. Unfortunately that's too much of an ask for some people.
That or deal with Thunderdome law!
People are still riding parks? Grow up and get a snowmobile 🤣
Have fun getting buried
Man someone never learned how to hit a back lip and it shows
Hierarchy? Locals rule? If it wasn't for the tourists pouring money into these resorts there wouldn't be a park, or anything else. How about respect for the people who's hard earned cash makes shit happen up there.
You sound like you own a time share and ask for a “locals” discount the three days a year you go to the resort.
@@AngrySnowboarder No you fuckwit! I'm a local. And as such I can see what keeps resorts afloat. Anyway, fuck it, I agreed with everything else in this top 5. Keep em coming...peace.
If it wasn't for locals you tourists would have nowhere to ride.
Everybody has paid to be there you kook. Very few places now operate on day ticket sales