Johnny vs. The Game That Broke Him

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @SomecallmeJohnny
    @SomecallmeJohnny  6 месяцев назад +188

    Block out the voices in your head with more voices.
    Go to buyraycon.com/somecallmejohnny for 15% off your order, plus free shipping! Brought to you by Raycon.

    • @404Errored
      @404Errored 6 месяцев назад +8

      Lol no.

    • @WelcometoEarth-ss3qw
      @WelcometoEarth-ss3qw 6 месяцев назад +2

      Glad to see you again Johnny.

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 6 месяцев назад +3

      Pizza Tower mentioned 👌
      (Some would say it's the BEST Sonic game in years)

    • @tracyndiyob162
      @tracyndiyob162 6 месяцев назад

      cool johnny's watching dungeon meshi.(to be fair with that hatsune miku concert most of music is pretty incomprehensible garble of words by comparison these days.) though completely wish you the best johnny as i always love your videos passion.

    • @IlSH2
      @IlSH2 6 месяцев назад +4

      more cooking tutorials please!

  • @po801_4
    @po801_4 6 месяцев назад +1225

    "The game that broke him." The sign of a good video.

    • @MegaMaster1021
      @MegaMaster1021 6 месяцев назад +31

      the perfect video to watch while I eat

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 месяцев назад +11

      Amen

    • @UNSCMarine117
      @UNSCMarine117 6 месяцев назад +6

      Johnny suffers for are amusement.

    • @jmcfar03
      @jmcfar03 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@MegaMaster1021 literally jus did this with my dinner lmao

    • @reeheehee9615
      @reeheehee9615 6 месяцев назад +3

      And this man beat Sonic Genesis. Willingly. 😂

  • @supersonicmario56
    @supersonicmario56 6 месяцев назад +714

    The seven sinful playthroughs of Johnny:
    Ecco - Pride
    Sonic 06 - Lust
    Lost Levels - Gluttony
    Sunshine - Greed
    Bubsy - Envy
    Ghost and Goblins - Wrath
    Special Forces - Sloth

    • @Guymanbot97
      @Guymanbot97 6 месяцев назад +100

      You knew what you were doing by putting the Sonic game in Lust.

    • @Drflash55Official
      @Drflash55Official 6 месяцев назад +28

      I would've thought Mega Man X7 would be Sloth.

    • @supersonicmario56
      @supersonicmario56 6 месяцев назад +48

      @@Drflash55Official His reaction to Special Forces is greater.

    • @sanichuuu
      @sanichuuu 6 месяцев назад +7

      I assumed Sunshine would be Pride

    • @cloudvii8756
      @cloudvii8756 6 месяцев назад +3

      One day, this is turn into the Nine Circles. I can just tell.

  • @nightmarearcade2663
    @nightmarearcade2663 6 месяцев назад +815

    Not gonna lie the first ten minutes of this video may just be one of my favorite bits you've ever done. The inability to stay on topic due to how nothing the game is, the consistent bored tone of voice, and that final monologue before you finally go all out was just...Perfection.

    • @mruchiha0209
      @mruchiha0209 6 месяцев назад +36

      Definitely brilliant stuff. I thought we were getting a new style of Johnny review lol

    • @PolishSasquatch
      @PolishSasquatch 6 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@mruchiha0209hell, I was waiting for a legally distinct Twilight Zone theme, that's the feel I was getting.

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 6 месяцев назад +15

      Johnny turned into Kira Yoshikage for that monologue set-up.

    • @NSegaStuff
      @NSegaStuff 6 месяцев назад +5

      like Caddy with Shadow Man

    • @MRWINDYMETHANE
      @MRWINDYMETHANE 6 месяцев назад +3

      Definitely one of Johnny's best episodes to date.

  • @gamingwithahandicapreviews
    @gamingwithahandicapreviews 6 месяцев назад +423

    Never thought 12 years ago that Johnny would give me a grilled cheese recipe

    • @galaxy_kitten95
      @galaxy_kitten95 6 месяцев назад +29

      No lie, I’m genuinely going to try out that recipe.
      Sounds bomb as hell! 🤤

    • @averysmalman8191
      @averysmalman8191 6 месяцев назад +12

      The sandwich legit looks like it slaps, I'm gonna try making one later

    • @superhoodie14
      @superhoodie14 5 месяцев назад +14

      Tried the recipe just now, genuinely the best grilled cheese I've ever tasted in my life. It's gonna be my go to from now on

    • @gamingwithahandicapreviews
      @gamingwithahandicapreviews 5 месяцев назад

      @@superhoodie14 I have yet to try it but it looks great but super unhealthy lol

    • @superhoodie14
      @superhoodie14 5 месяцев назад +7

      @gamingwithahandicapreviews
      Natural honey is best especially if you can get some with honey comb. You can also substitute butter with a less sodium rich margarine or olive oil with light sprinkle of salt

  • @rmc10o
    @rmc10o 6 месяцев назад +138

    In the words of Lythero: “This is definitely Purgatory. Hell is too stimulating.”

  • @nathanrg5508
    @nathanrg5508 6 месяцев назад +190

    The first ten minutes of this video feels like trying to focus on main story quests but getting constantly distracted by side quests.

  • @AngryLittleAmericansCartoons
    @AngryLittleAmericansCartoons 6 месяцев назад +740

    Ahh, "The Game that Broke him". A Playstation classic

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 6 месяцев назад +17

      "Game that Broke him"
      CLASSIC.
      (Never play it...)

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 6 месяцев назад +4

      Reminds me of "Johnny vs the Meaning of Life" which was just an FTCR LP of Sonic Labyrinth with Johnny guest starring.

    • @Carbine64
      @Carbine64 6 месяцев назад +3

      Is this Little B the rapper? ​@@Da_ComputerMonster

    • @Future_Vantas
      @Future_Vantas 6 месяцев назад +3

      Heard its getting a remake in 2025 by Vicarious Vision, looking forward to it!

  • @LionsEatNoobs
    @LionsEatNoobs 6 месяцев назад +87

    The change from monotone to emotional rage was perfect

  • @BR-jw7pm
    @BR-jw7pm 6 месяцев назад +839

    If Sonic 06, Bubsy 3D, The Lost Levels, Ghost and Goblins, & Ecco the Dolphin couldn’t break him, how bad must THIS game be?! 😮

    • @brandondonato7648
      @brandondonato7648 6 месяцев назад +38

      Would X7 count as one?

    • @BR-jw7pm
      @BR-jw7pm 6 месяцев назад

      @@brandondonato7648with that plus X6 I would say… yes

    • @lll_Number_One
      @lll_Number_One 6 месяцев назад +61

      Ghost n Goblins definitely broke him lmao

    • @jaretco6423
      @jaretco6423 6 месяцев назад +30

      ​@brandondonato7648 No. X7 is more that it bores him.

    • @IanKentch
      @IanKentch 6 месяцев назад +22

      I've played this game, and just calling it horrible is an understatement.

  • @Paur
    @Paur 6 месяцев назад +128

    13:39 "Hey ladies. You know what they say about a guy with metal arms."
    *"KOMBAT TIME"*

  • @someguy3267
    @someguy3267 6 месяцев назад +274

    You know shit is serious when the opening is skipped, and John keeps trying to stall himself from talking about the game.

    • @brennanwn
      @brennanwn 6 месяцев назад +8

      7:43 - 8:05 I wish Johnny was playing YUGIOH 😅

    • @shadowdudeize
      @shadowdudeize 6 месяцев назад +1

      😅

  • @Sergeantmajormario
    @Sergeantmajormario 6 месяцев назад +46

    17:32 It makes me so happy to see my book appear on your video! Thank you so much for showing it off! And I hope you enjoy it when you have the time to sit down and read :)

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Chad_Eldridge It's a book series called "Honest Bonds". It's about a cat-hybrid called Ryula who takes up the job of a hitman to look after his sister Sapphire after their parents disappear one night. One day, he kills a member of the Nevae (Dark Wizards) for millions, and in response the leader of the Nevae, Gwall, takes his sister as ransom.
      In order to get Sapphire back safe, Ryula has to kill whoever Gwall tells him to. If he fails, then the Honest Bond on his wrist still take his life.

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario 6 месяцев назад

      @@Chad_Eldridge I'm not sure if Johnny allows external links in his comment section. I'll do a separate comment to you with the link (So this one doesn't get deleted). But just in case the link isn't visible. The books are indeed novels and are both called "Honest Bonds" and "Honest Bonds: The Fall of Tenebris". They are both only available on Amazon in Kindle, paperback and hardcover!
      The Kindle version is also free on Kindle Unlimited if you're paying for that subscription as well :)
      Should you ever decide to purchase them, I hope you enjoy what you read!

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Chad_Eldridge When I tried answering previously, it seemed my comments got sent to the "Bot void" XD
      So all I'll say is they're novels on Amazon, and pray that RUclips won't hold this comment for review as well XD

  • @andrestapia1493
    @andrestapia1493 6 месяцев назад +576

    If Bane is the one who broke the Bat, then Jax is the one who broke the Johnny

    • @Keyfur91
      @Keyfur91 6 месяцев назад +18

      Jax rubbed Johnny the wrong way

    • @tylercasea
      @tylercasea 6 месяцев назад +11

      Gotcha

    • @RVMan985
      @RVMan985 6 месяцев назад +6

      I thought that would be Big Riddle but I digress.

  • @skatobot3
    @skatobot3 6 месяцев назад +40

    "The Game That Broke Him?" Honestly, how bad can it be?
    Johnny: *starts yelling*
    Oh. Oh that's not good.

  • @ttiagoox
    @ttiagoox 6 месяцев назад +135

    Can we talk about whats really important?
    Johnny totally burned the butter when filming that sandwich 🥪

    • @smeagle3295
      @smeagle3295 6 месяцев назад +11

      The metal spatula on the non stick pan too ☠️

    • @amarillodragon2702
      @amarillodragon2702 6 месяцев назад

      ​And that is bad how exactly ​@@smeagle3295

  • @charziz6693
    @charziz6693 6 месяцев назад +23

    This was the most terrifying Johnny video I have ever watched. The first 10 minutes with the deadpan delivery and constant distractions gave me this feeling of dread, like something terrible was coming. And then that thing was an AVGN video. Cinema.

  • @jojoplexinus
    @jojoplexinus 6 месяцев назад +298

    "The Game That Broke Him" I don't know if I should grab some popcorn or give you a big hug to alleviate your suffering.

    • @AlriikRidesAgain
      @AlriikRidesAgain 6 месяцев назад +16

      Both!

    • @nova3752
      @nova3752 6 месяцев назад

      It's just a game you soft, doughy manchild

    • @Wow1w
      @Wow1w 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@AlriikRidesAgainboth.

    • @eliamaral-seda1346
      @eliamaral-seda1346 6 месяцев назад +4

      Both can work!

    • @KingOmega123
      @KingOmega123 6 месяцев назад +6

      Both is good

  • @jherinstamps6874
    @jherinstamps6874 6 месяцев назад +31

    "The game that broke him"
    Mario Sunshine seeing this: 😦

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 6 месяцев назад +2

      Billy Hatcher and the Gint Egg: 🍳

  • @NinjaGaijinn
    @NinjaGaijinn 6 месяцев назад +337

    "Make sure it doesn't burn" ...immediately burns sandwich

    • @Rountree1985
      @Rountree1985 2 месяца назад

      Not burnt you just don’t understand cooking.

  • @RetroGamer-95
    @RetroGamer-95 6 месяцев назад +37

    Johnny: change that shirt. it's been 3 days!
    Me: ouch, I didn't need the call out
    Johnny: go back to that work out routine you been neglecting for months!
    Me: DAMN IT

  • @Sondox
    @Sondox 6 месяцев назад +329

    Oh lovely, new Johnny vi-
    “The Game that Broke Him”
    Oh no.

  • @jkatsu3167
    @jkatsu3167 6 месяцев назад +10

    Not going to lie Johns voice is genuinely so soothing for the first 10 mins i genuinely wasn’t focusing on what he was saying until he said grilled cheese sandwich where i thought hang on, but ignored it. When he said Yu gi oh however i lost my shit and couldn’t stop laughing and i had to replay the video. Great video

  • @jesusa.adorno6933
    @jesusa.adorno6933 6 месяцев назад +131

    Johnny vs *The Game That Broke Him*
    Yep. Sounds like a SomecallmeJohnny Tuesday, from the looks of it.

  • @MrMadOfficial
    @MrMadOfficial 6 месяцев назад +110

    “The Game That Broke Him”. We did it! Ecco and Bubsy 3D have dethroned that title! Hooray for therapy!🎉🥳

  • @psychie8625
    @psychie8625 6 месяцев назад +25

    I love how the utter confusion and inability to process your experience reminded me of my little sister's movie AND playing Lobotomy Corporation at the same time.
    And goodness, the attempts to change the subject during the first half and sudden shift in tone for the second was *peak*.

    • @jacobmaitland3613
      @jacobmaitland3613 6 месяцев назад

      Do not say it don’t do the brain rot DID SOMEBODY SAY LOBOTOMY CORP PM MENTIONED etc

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 6 месяцев назад +91

    You know this is a special game when Johnny doesn't even put its name in the video title and just refers to it as "the game that broke him."

  • @SuperUnknownPerson
    @SuperUnknownPerson 6 месяцев назад +9

    “Stop ordering door dash you lazy f” hits too close to home 😂

  • @Bardguy5623
    @Bardguy5623 6 месяцев назад +67

    Can we talk about 10:27, the exact halfway point of the video, being the moment he turns the game back on and reconstitutes into his awakened self?

    • @Spider-Man9615
      @Spider-Man9615 6 месяцев назад +26

      As soon as he switched gears and went all out on this game i thought to myself in a manner similar to the opening skit he did for Re-chain of memories. "THAT was the INTROOOO?!"

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 месяцев назад +20

    And I thought completing games like DK 64 and super Mario sunshine really messed Johnny up, but If this game that broke him, that has me fascinated .

  • @That_Lady_Charlie
    @That_Lady_Charlie 6 месяцев назад +80

    This isn't *brutality* this is a FATALITY. 💪🏽

    • @Quarfairous
      @Quarfairous 6 месяцев назад +12

      IM SO GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

  • @RedBrawlSunFire
    @RedBrawlSunFire 6 месяцев назад +34

    You know a game is bad when John has to add a cooking segment in a gaming video.

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 6 месяцев назад +4

      Remember when Billy Hatcher's "Billy Hatcher"-ness annoyed Johnny so much he fried an egg?

    • @RedBrawlSunFire
      @RedBrawlSunFire 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Code7Unltd I member 😂... That only proves my point more.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 3 месяца назад

      Which video he cooked some beef stew and was really peoud of it?

  • @MrBonessss
    @MrBonessss 6 месяцев назад +57

    "Johnny vs The game that broke him." This is where the fun begins.

  • @VGJol
    @VGJol 6 месяцев назад +12

    "I have no clever setup due to reasons that will be very obvious soon"
    Oh boy this episode is gonna be a banger

  • @moondeliight
    @moondeliight 6 месяцев назад +99

    let it be known that this man went through Sonic '06 (multiple times), Bubsy 3D, Ecco The Dolphin, and Ghost and Goblins. breaking Johnny is not easy.

    • @dungeonmaster3464
      @dungeonmaster3464 6 месяцев назад +36

      That's because those games were so legendary bad or frustrating that they were at least fun to rag on afterwards. This game doesn't even give him that satisfaction

  • @strain42
    @strain42 6 месяцев назад +4

    Johnny, I say this with zero hyperbole when I say that after watching your content for nearly a decade, this might be my favorite video you've ever done. Between the totally natural segues to give you any excuse to talk about stuff besides the game like how to make a good grilled cheese, to the almost detective noir style and filming of the review until everything suddenly clicked and you were able to just unload on the game in way that felt both over the top but simultaneously believable. I absolutely LOVED this video and I'm sorry the game broke you, but I hope a fantastic start to finish video journey like this made it a little bit more worth it.
    Again, as a fan for so many years now, I just want to take a moment to let you know that I appreciate everything you continue to do and I'm wishing you all the best.

  • @TheKpa11
    @TheKpa11 6 месяцев назад +32

    “Reads title and compares it to RUclips career”
    _ok I believe you_

  • @ND747
    @ND747 6 месяцев назад +17

    Damn dude, I haven't seen Johnny THIS triggered by a game in a long ass time...

  • @markmorales7958
    @markmorales7958 6 месяцев назад +63

    Ah, Johnnys ASMR of nostalgic trauma… soothing to the ears…

    • @ranonadg
      @ranonadg 6 месяцев назад +5

      For a moment I wondered what a Metroid fangame had to do with this... and then I stopped being stupid and re-read the acronym.

    • @noonethatspecial
      @noonethatspecial 5 месяцев назад

      I have my phone on mute, twenty floors below sea level, and it still sounds gross to me.

  • @carlyslebrown1601
    @carlyslebrown1601 6 месяцев назад +7

    First things first, this has easily got to be the funniest, most creative take on a Versus video I've ever seen you do. Bravo, John.
    Second: I actually did go and try that grilled cheese recipe you talked about in the video, and I can confirm that it is indeed, dope as fuck.

  • @HeroesRiseUp
    @HeroesRiseUp 6 месяцев назад +54

    With all the cutaway jokes and distractions gags in this video, along with the title, I think it’s safe to assume reviewing this game drove Johnny batshit insane. 😂

  • @mcspiffy5843
    @mcspiffy5843 6 месяцев назад +9

    John’s demeanor feels like there’s “pondering” pistol nearby at all times in that room.

  • @404Errored
    @404Errored 6 месяцев назад +75

    I'm watching a mortal kombat video where I'm being told how to make grilled cheese...
    I love the internet.

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 5 месяцев назад +3

      "Cooking With Scorpion" returns.

    • @404Errored
      @404Errored 4 месяца назад

      ​@@PolarPhantomis...is that actually a thing?

    • @Fallen_Family
      @Fallen_Family 4 месяца назад

      ​@@404ErroredYes it is Johnny has a clip I think in the mortal Kombat mythologys or the regular mortal Kombat collection video he's posted

  • @DirectorOfChaos9292
    @DirectorOfChaos9292 6 месяцев назад +27

    Johnny what are you doing up at 12pm?
    Making grilled cheese
    Why are you making grilled cheese?
    Because MK Special Forces broke me.

  • @crossfire34
    @crossfire34 6 месяцев назад +27

    Assuming the title will change. I was here when the title was "The Game That Broke Him."

    • @TheScrabbleKing
      @TheScrabbleKing 6 месяцев назад

      Hey, it’s me from 11 days later. It’s still The Game That Broke Him™️.

  • @rainbowsparkle122
    @rainbowsparkle122 6 месяцев назад +11

    at first i thought "the game that broke him" was just the title of the game and jokingly think that this game was so bad it broke him... turns out no. it literally is the game the broke him

  • @ItalianStallion330
    @ItalianStallion330 6 месяцев назад +33

    Ahh yes. The game that was like "You thought Mythologies was bad,, WELL I'M ABOUT TO PULL WHAT'S KNOWN AS A BIG OOPSIE DAISIES!"
    Seriously, the best thing about this game was...Tremor? I guess. I don't know. I'm too busy playing as the guy who can shoot lightning to care.

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 6 месяцев назад +12

      Ed Boon graciously picking up Tremor like "Not you, Son", and carrying him off like a wounded soldier to better things.

    • @ItalianStallion330
      @ItalianStallion330 6 месяцев назад +7

      Meanwhile, Tasia, No Face and Jarek are just kinda...there.

    • @bluedragon3721
      @bluedragon3721 6 месяцев назад +6

      Even with Tremor being the clear winner out of this godforsaken game, his best material only came in MKX onwards. But I have to give Jarek some personal props: he's fun as hell in Armageddon. Unbreakable axe combos and ring-out lasso kicks for days.

  • @therealdealholyswillreside1571
    @therealdealholyswillreside1571 6 месяцев назад +9

    I thought Johnny was going to start cleaning the bathroom or something just to not play this game lmao

  • @SuperFusionAJ93
    @SuperFusionAJ93 6 месяцев назад +35

    Nothing even Sonic Genesis on GBA nor 06 made him disgusted.

  • @CrimsonWolfStudios
    @CrimsonWolfStudios 6 месяцев назад +12

    That fucking facial expression at the end as you thanked the game, lmao I’m dying

  • @ProtoBusterSwrd
    @ProtoBusterSwrd 6 месяцев назад +68

    For the SomecallmeJohnny mythos, I can see "The Game That Broke Him" being like Harry Potter's "You-Know-Who" or "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."

  • @MisterX867
    @MisterX867 6 месяцев назад +11

    Damn I was hoping Johnny would make a joke about Jax's phrase, "You want some fries with that whoopass?" lol

  • @Shellshock39
    @Shellshock39 6 месяцев назад +15

    "The game that broke him." Oh sweet Jesus, this is gonna be legendary isn't it?

  • @Legoguy9875
    @Legoguy9875 6 месяцев назад +3

    16:58 On that note, I'd strongly recommend Nine Sols. It's all of the best aspects of Hollow Knight with a heavy focus on Sekiro-styled parry-based combat, all within a world influenced by eastern culture (and as a little fun fact was made by the same dev studio that made Devotion, a horror game that's best known for being banned internationally because of an easter egg that mocked the Chinese government. It's not on Steam despite the soundtrack still being available, but I believe it can be purchased from their website).

  • @marcusjones6064
    @marcusjones6064 6 месяцев назад +25

    "The Game That Break Him"
    Uh-Oh...

  • @lewa503
    @lewa503 6 месяцев назад +4

    That first part gave me American Psycho flashbacks. I swore Jonny was gonna go "Now let's see Paul Allen's fighting game spinoff."

  • @Offroader210
    @Offroader210 6 месяцев назад +18

    10:43 The real review starts.

  • @gamingdude2811
    @gamingdude2811 4 месяца назад +4

    Ortiz… I know you’re reading this because I would.
    You bring up mental health to others because you relate.
    You bring up humor because it helps hide the pain.
    You’re going through a silent battle that only you know the field. Keep going. It is like slogging through snow and believe me… I know.
    You’re invincible, but you’ll feel the pain. The end is worth it.
    One
    Step
    At
    A
    Time.

  • @zacharylandrum4789
    @zacharylandrum4789 6 месяцев назад +14

    Oh, that title is such ominous foreshadowing and I am all for it.

  • @tipulsar85
    @tipulsar85 6 месяцев назад +9

    Hey Tails doll, you okay mentally? I can see you sliding this to Johnny on the sly...

  • @sethgirtman3503
    @sethgirtman3503 6 месяцев назад +11

    With every game that Johnny has reviewed, for this to be the one that broke him… it scares me

  • @hankforeman91
    @hankforeman91 6 месяцев назад +2

    Man am I glad you edited in whoever appeared in 15:02. Had to look up that song and it fucking slaps! Absolutely perfect song for any situation that’s so fucked up I can’t do anything to make it better.

    • @Mr.Quackerjack
      @Mr.Quackerjack 6 месяцев назад +1

      I believe that’s Thomas Benjamin Wild Esquire with his 2020 smash hit song “Well, This Is Shit”.

    • @hankforeman91
      @hankforeman91 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Mr.Quackerjack That’s right!

  • @amphicyon4359
    @amphicyon4359 6 месяцев назад +5

    The legendary "I could be doing literally anything else" kinda game lol

  • @biohazard2236
    @biohazard2236 6 месяцев назад +1

    I know it was probably done for comedic effect exclusively, but in the beginning I couldn't help but notice how out of it you sounded. I know you've been going through some stuff, and I just hope you find your way through it. Always been a fan of your work and I had a smile on my face the entire video. Thanks, Johnny.

  • @NintenDude0188
    @NintenDude0188 6 месяцев назад +11

    "The game that broke him"......welp grab some popcorn folks cause this is gonna be a fun one 😂🎉.

  • @concordiaharmony2302
    @concordiaharmony2302 6 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly this is probably you're funniest review in a while. And it really helped me get out of a bad day at work this Father's day.
    Heck, as a Baker at a Texas roadhouse you're videos, let's plays, commentaries, and Love Streams are the only things that keep me SANE. Thank you for being you Johnny. This was well worth the wait.

  • @pocketxyco2317
    @pocketxyco2317 6 месяцев назад +30

    "Game that broke him"
    I thought that be Big Rig

    • @diannejohn5346
      @diannejohn5346 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah but special forces is even worse than big rigs.

    • @ShiroTori47
      @ShiroTori47 6 месяцев назад +3

      Nah, Johnny and Elliot broke that game instead. ^^

    • @Xx1SailorScoutxX
      @Xx1SailorScoutxX 6 месяцев назад

      I thought Huniepop would have broken him.

  • @corbinstotts5900
    @corbinstotts5900 6 месяцев назад +1

    My car broke down today and watching this while cooking lifted my spirits, thank you for always helping me get through life with your content♥️

  • @EmeraldLance
    @EmeraldLance 6 месяцев назад +9

    9:21 I'm dead. I died. Thanks Johnny, you killed me. X'D

  • @jaredwhite200
    @jaredwhite200 6 месяцев назад +2

    This has got to be one of the best SomeCallMeJohnny videos I’ve ever seen & as someone who suffers from severe depression this video is exactly what I needed. Thank you so much SomeCallMeJohnny

  • @aidanredding8058
    @aidanredding8058 6 месяцев назад +5

    I came to so Johnny broken, and I got a recipe for grilled cheese. Sometimes life gives you pleasant surprises

  • @Sawycollections
    @Sawycollections 6 месяцев назад +2

    10:42
    Johnny: HOOO-
    RUclips: *Cuts to an ad*

  • @TMan5636
    @TMan5636 6 месяцев назад +5

    "Johnny vs The Game That Broke Him."
    Me: OOOOOH! I'm in for a GOOD time! XD

  • @HMZeroTwo
    @HMZeroTwo 6 месяцев назад +9

    "The game that broke him" Damn Sonic 06 got competition

  • @thedarkmasterthedarkmaster
    @thedarkmasterthedarkmaster 6 месяцев назад +16

    wow that is one ominous video title

  • @asterthehedgehog6861
    @asterthehedgehog6861 4 месяца назад +2

    This reminds me of Caddy’s earlier videos, trying to review Shadow Man on the PS1 but constantly interrupting it by being distracted by other things

  • @goranisacson2502
    @goranisacson2502 6 месяцев назад +3

    It was at least a nice sandwhich recipe, I can't deny that.
    I will wish Johnny all the best right now, indifferent of how productive this year has been because things sound like they've been real shitty and I like Johnny and hope the best for him. Be well, and know that you're funny and that I'll come back for the next video too.

  • @mysticmind4563
    @mysticmind4563 6 месяцев назад +3

    My brother and I played almost all of the MK games up until the latest reboot. The only few we didn't play were MK vs DC and this. We played Armageddon, Mythologies even 4. We pretty much dodged a bullet on this one.

  • @TheExFatal
    @TheExFatal 6 месяцев назад +4

    1:38 - to answer your question, yes - that was Mega Man X6. Not the worst game in existence I'm sure, but I cannot possibly put into words how much I've hated this game ever since I played is as a child

    • @DarkJustin87
      @DarkJustin87 6 месяцев назад

      It's at least tolerable with the Black Zero cheat. Playing as X on the other hand.... Nah

  • @XTHHedgehog
    @XTHHedgehog 6 месяцев назад +1

    One of the most entertaining Johnny vs. videos I've listened to, and that's saying something. I've spent the last couple weeks binge listening to these videos at work for the 20th time.

  • @alex_-yz9to
    @alex_-yz9to 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love how this is where tremor debuted and johnny, like developers of midway untill the NRS team was formed decided to ignore tremor

  • @sleepyeyedplumber
    @sleepyeyedplumber 6 месяцев назад +2

    17:50-- OOOoo! Brussel sprouts! It's a favorite down here in the South!!

  • @smugsneasel
    @smugsneasel 6 месяцев назад +6

    Yet another game with "Forces" in the name that makes Johnny angry. Note how I said "Forces" and not "Force" because if I remember correctly, he found Federation Force unremarkable at worse but fun with friends.

  • @freedomzero6430
    @freedomzero6430 6 месяцев назад +3

    “The game that broke him”
    Hoo boy, this one’s gonna be gooooood.

  • @Rich-ku9tv
    @Rich-ku9tv 5 месяцев назад +2

    4:41 sitting at work in my car, got really hungry, thank god johhny showed that grilled cheese recipe😭

  • @Crossy
    @Crossy 6 месяцев назад +8

    9:26 XD This bit had me rolling

  • @jonbourgoin182
    @jonbourgoin182 6 месяцев назад +2

    I am a new sub to your channel after the Mythologies video and the wait for this was unbearable but thankfully I had your entire back catalogue to watch!

  • @shpladau
    @shpladau 6 месяцев назад +7

    This broke you? You sir need a good Pikmin marathon to cheer you up.

  • @seanpatterson5866
    @seanpatterson5866 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hello Johnny, I have been a fan of yours for over 11 years now. You have been an inspiration to me for many years and I love your content. From reviews to your let’s plays and hacking contests it’s all a blast to watch. I know this is random but do you think you could do a VS video on Luigi’s Mansion sometime soon? One of my favorite games and I think you would enjoy it. Keep up the amazing work.- Sean

  • @jaretco6423
    @jaretco6423 6 месяцев назад +6

    Johnny: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Remastered is already out on Switch and you should play it.
    Me: Already completed it since the game was out and 100% it too. I'll play it again anyway.
    More Metroidvania alike games? Yipee!
    Johnny might be looking at Pizza Tower. Yes! Although I would like you to tackle the Wario Land games first because Pizza Tower took many inspiration from Wario Land.

  • @jrjunglist
    @jrjunglist 6 месяцев назад +1

    The work you bring to this platform is phenomenal. I appreciate and enjoy watching you on other platforms as well. I'm always happy to see your work, even if I don't show myself in other works you created, I am there to give my full attention and enjoyment seeing what you make John. Thanks for enduring this dried and shriveled up turd for us, and every other media you've reviewed

  • @raginbutnotalways
    @raginbutnotalways 6 месяцев назад +3

    Okay that grilled cheese segway with that face broke me so good job Johnny!

  • @Adam-xd9tr
    @Adam-xd9tr 6 месяцев назад +1

    I've never had this much whiplash watching one of your videos before. That's not a complaint; I'm impressed you managed to get so many hilarious jokes out of a dull nothing burger of a game. Consider that an accomplishment.

  • @VBrancoPT
    @VBrancoPT 6 месяцев назад +4

    17:33 - 17:38 Johnny vs. Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA

  • @angusyoung119
    @angusyoung119 6 месяцев назад

    You used this new feature called “Jump Ahead” and this video introduced me to it. You sir are commendable beyond respect. You made an ad and said “majority of people are gonna wanna skip” AND YOU LET THAT HAPPEN. I’m literally watching the ad in support now. Your psychology has worked and I hope it did for more people and maybe you make a few more bucks😊

  • @ThorgisArcade
    @ThorgisArcade 6 месяцев назад +3

    Amazing episode, the non-sequitur cutaways had me laughing my butt off and really dug the ending.

  • @zachatck64
    @zachatck64 6 месяцев назад +2

    Hey John, going into this presumably hilarious trek, I hope you're doing alright, as you're my favorite RUclipsr and wish nothing but the best for you

  • @SplashV_
    @SplashV_ 6 месяцев назад +11

    Oh this game fucked him up LMAO

  • @Laytonkyoju
    @Laytonkyoju 6 месяцев назад +1

    9:21 Ok, that got me real good loool
    Also yeah, 9:39 that's me, I got the time... that's a lie, I HAD the time... thanks for reminding me of my eternal backlog haha (help)
    16:58 Aw yeah, love Luna Nights and Lodoss War
    Glad to see you back Johnny, hoping the rest of the year is better for you.

  • @lukethephantomthief
    @lukethephantomthief 6 месяцев назад +6

    I’m just waiting for that one moment where Johnny just explodes because he sounds like he is on the brink of snapping for the first half of this review 😂