When J gets angry, he gets loud at everyone who annoys him. When J is really fucking mad, he goes deathly calm until he finds whoever earned his wrath. Fear the calm before the storm, people.
Probably bcs rikiya was just a kid and was one of the characters with a pure heart. Kiryu felt like he didn't deserve such death and blamed himself for it
well, he knew him for 2 years, and considering what he was like and what he was fighting for, it makes sense that he would mourn his death. but that he barely shed a tear over kashiwagi's death makes no sense
While this is a good comment, he didn't have a lot of time to mourn Kashiwagi's death (being chased by police and getting to the bottom of this plot, though doesn't fully excuse any of the other deaths but he also visits their memorials) but i think why this death gets more emotion out of him is because he swore off being close to anyone ever again due to always losing them and then this guy comes in and makes him open up again, thinking that maybe he can for once have another person close to him without losing them, only to have them die on him near the end. He reopened his wounds with this loss and now all of the pain comes flooding out. Basically he bottled a lot of his feelings and then opened his vulnerability a bit and the floodgates were busted open
I really cant wait for J to play 4, while it's story is bonkers(what yakuza game isn't), I think there's a couple characters he'll definitely enjoy a ton
Kiryu has never canonically killed anyone but he has canonically Filleted people Gunned down dozens of individuals Tortured people Bullied people Rips peoples nails off Exploded people Dropkicked Suplexed And discombobulated many more He is the perfect main character
Legit gasped in fear when Haruka got slapped. Not for Haruka, but for the impending wrath the dude's brought upon himself in the form of a psychotic fisherman with a three piece suit and shotgun.
Girl: he's ripped i would totally sleep with him Girl 2: but he didn't catch the "tuna for yakuza 3" Girl: nevermind I only sleep with real men who catch "the tuna from yakuza 3"
Loved this. All of these Yakuza videos you've posted have been great to watch. I'd like to point out that you missed the Majima Saga on Yakuza Kiwami 2. You get to play the precocious man-child.
If I recall correctly the fact that Kiryu has never killed anyone was a dault in translation. He has never murdered anyone, but he has definitely killed before in self defence and other scenarios. Yes it's fun to joke about anyhow, just a heads up.
I dont know just I can clearly understand what you wrote or what jfj says but god dammit when I have to write or say something on english I get lost and cant write or say simple english
i love how ALL of us collectively just go "DEATH" whenever anyone does anything bad to Haruka.
*DEATH TO THE HRAFNASUELTIR, SEND THEM STRAIGHT TO HELHEIM*
When J gets angry, he gets loud at everyone who annoys him.
When J is really fucking mad, he goes deathly calm until he finds whoever earned his wrath.
Fear the calm before the storm, people.
Fear the angry Texan
For the Texan is loud in his annoyance, but silent in his anger...until the medicinal M105 Howitzer comes out, that is.
When J catches a tuna... well, y'know
APEX FUCKING PREDATOR!
you *know* someone's a ruthless person if they go deathy calm when they get beyond angry.
Kiryu has never killed a person
Kiryu in this episode of JFJ: point fucking blank in broad daylight caps 5 guys with a shotgun
But in fact Kiryu never killed a person.
those didn't count as people
@@kaboomluong9373 exactly
Rubber bullets
they can walk it off
"He's ignoring our bullets boss, what do we do?!"
"Stab him."
"What?"
"STAB. HIM."
"HE FUCKING DIDN'T CARE EITHER WHAT DO WE DO!?"
"OHH NNOOOO"
@@therookieva “stab him in a cutscene!”
-Huh?
“I said, stab him in a cutscene!”
@@cantufekci23 "HE JUST WENT TO A BAR AND NOW HES FINE WHAT DO WE DO?!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
“Father I’m fucking dying”
“I’m sorry my child but I must catch another TUNA”
Kiryu when Nishki, Kashiwagi or Kazama the man who raised him dies: *sad*
Kiryu when the asian Quagmire he’s just met dies: *Cries an ocean of tears*
That is honestly the best way to describe Rikiya I hate that it is
Literally just saw that cutscene when I was playing and just bust out laughing
Probably bcs rikiya was just a kid and was one of the characters with a pure heart. Kiryu felt like he didn't deserve such death and blamed himself for it
well, he knew him for 2 years, and considering what he was like and what he was fighting for, it makes sense that he would mourn his death.
but that he barely shed a tear over kashiwagi's death makes no sense
While this is a good comment, he didn't have a lot of time to mourn Kashiwagi's death (being chased by police and getting to the bottom of this plot, though doesn't fully excuse any of the other deaths but he also visits their memorials) but i think why this death gets more emotion out of him is because he swore off being close to anyone ever again due to always losing them and then this guy comes in and makes him open up again, thinking that maybe he can for once have another person close to him without losing them, only to have them die on him near the end. He reopened his wounds with this loss and now all of the pain comes flooding out.
Basically he bottled a lot of his feelings and then opened his vulnerability a bit and the floodgates were busted open
I've never seen jfj so mad that he doesnt even fuck around for an hour before doing a story mission
That's how you know hes really pissed
Kiryu is the character in anime who's the old mentor guy who acts like a fool but turns out to be the strongest character alive
Sans!?
So komaki?
Yep, that’s him in 4.
Lmao thats happened in Like A Dragon
There are no Kiryu-like characters in any anime
J, when someone hurts his children: I promise you, PAIN WITHOUT END.
Can't wait until Yakuza 4, when HE is the predator.
@@DrunkenCoward1 What are you talking about?
@@cleversmart0303 I'm not gonna spoil the next game, what do you take me for?
@@DrunkenCoward1 I played Yakuza 4 and I already have an idea what you mean, and I can tell you, that you're not playing as a predator.
@@cleversmart0303 No, but there's one scene that I'm already calling JFJ will piss himself over.
And I don't mean spoiling for you, I mean for others.
Guys, I think we are finally gonna meet the main character in the next game.
I doubt it.
Yeah we might have to wait till Yakuza 8 to meet the main character.
Yeah finally, we gonna meet shun akiyama.
I just imagine J going "IT'S THE MAIN CHARACTER" Every time a new one is introduced in 4.
@@GaranNoDou298
He’s never going to play 4.
Kiryu takes 11 magazines worth of bullets from smg - stop tickling me.
Kiryu gets stabed - oh no i appear to have died
bruh he's still alive no worries
Kiryu in game: Can equip a whole Manga or even armor under his suit to block damage.
Kiryu in cutscenes: Nothing to block stabs.
J: Everyone in this orphanage is like my child. I love them
Also J: *go fish another tuna while Taichi dying in the background*
Haruko: Kiryu! What are we gonna do!
Kiryu: the one thing I know how to do...*loads shotgun*
BREAKIN ZE LAAAAAAAW
9:45 It was at this moment that this man, and everyone with him, forfeited their rights to live
I really cant wait for J to play 4, while it's story is bonkers(what yakuza game isn't), I think there's a couple characters he'll definitely enjoy a ton
Maybe he will enjoy Akiyama for his humour or Sarjiman for its brutal move
substories suck tho. Like, i cant fuvcking finish them
I'm so excited for a certain kiryu fight. J is gonna LOVE it
The tournament trainer mini game is addicting as fuck
I can't believe the Tuna Chronicles 3 is finally over, what a wild fishing journey.
Kiryu has never canonically killed anyone but he has canonically
Filleted people
Gunned down dozens of individuals
Tortured people
Bullied people
Rips peoples nails off
Exploded people
Dropkicked
Suplexed
And discombobulated many more
He is the perfect main character
Kiryu never killed anyone, his weapons have.
@@TheOtherLPer203 the man didn’t shoot him, the gun did, he didn’t snap his neck, his beefy hands fucking snapped that slim Jim back
I would love to meet this main character
I love that you can feel the lag in the chat for the two slaps. It turns from "HAHAHA LET'S GO HARUKA" to "NOOOOO KILL HIM", that's hilarious.
Kiryu: " I dont kill..... *BUT THIS GUN CAN* "
This game has the best Engrish
yeh!
"This game has the best Engrish"
Like I heard from my brother before.
@@AJA_974 remind me, what english was in 1? Do you mean the dub?
Jfj makes the doomguy look like Jesus Christ when someone hurts his kids
Truly, he is based
Can't wait for Yakuza 4
Cant wait for yakuza like a dragon, js gonna be like “is this the main character” on ever new party member
Every*
“Throw him out, Super Chunk!”
@@unrealbroly1061 he's said before that he has no interest in it but I really hope he'll give it a chance
@@unrealbroly1061 He said he hates turn based games, so I doubt he'll play it.
Kiryu has never *MURDERED* anyone
He has 100% killed people, though
he didn't killed them, The shotgun did it but in fact the shotgun didn't killed them... the small lead balls did it.
"Don't blame me, it was the shotgun's fault for being able to shoot."
Yall are wrong, all guns have rubber bullets so they don't kill.
@@PaulNgoXIII like, honestly, idk why some people get so scared around guns, it's not like they can h-
Hearing jay talk about spoiling his daughter was strangely wholesome
If you’re looking for the roof, Daigo’s taken him up to the Mine.
I decided to leave the Josh Fight for this, that's how much I love you J.
Legit gasped in fear when Haruka got slapped. Not for Haruka, but for the impending wrath the dude's brought upon himself in the form of a psychotic fisherman with a three piece suit and shotgun.
I want there to be a bonus episode of Yakuza 3, which is just the mini games he does in-between the stories and reading from the live chat.
*Kiryu tanks an entire mag from enemy and continues to kick ass*
*Collapses from a stab wound*
Someone: *Slaps Haruka*
Everyone collectively: So you have chosen death
I feel like J would be that kind of Father who leaves to get some milk... And returns with a gallon of choco milk.
I see Yakuza JFJ, I click.
nothing else in life, but click.
@@ayoleman there is also the boom.
loved these streams J, glad we could all share that moment of rage together.
16:34 J: Go ahead I’ll let you stand up
*BUH-*
2:43 Kiryu just pulling out a shotgun kinda made me laugh a bit too loud.
You're gonna love Yakuza 4 with best bro Akiyama
The wait for Yakuza 4 is painful.
Taichi: unconscious kiriyu: time to fish
11:42 it’s like Johnny cage fighting the ronin leaders son in saints row 2. Fucking clobbering him and telling him to get up
Johnny Gat, not Johnny Cage.
4:20 me as soon as i beat doom eternal on ultra nightmare (on ps4 btw so its hell)
Dude I can tell you are going to LOVE 4.
Still waiting for yakuza 4 is fun 1
SAME
eventually
SAME
my blood was fucking BOILING when he slapped haruka
Never click a JFJ video so fast in my life
I feel good
Girl: he's ripped i would totally sleep with him
Girl 2: but he didn't catch the "tuna for yakuza 3"
Girl: nevermind I only sleep with real men who catch "the tuna from yakuza 3"
don't challenge the funny sock man.
@@TerrorLTZ thats true
I can't wait until yakuza 4 and j meets the moneylender
I was having such a shit morning after waking up on the couch but I'm so glad that J is here to improve my mood, thanks man love the streams.
God I can’t wait for him to play Yakuza 4
"Kiryu never kills anyone" is actually a mistranslation. Kiryu has never straight up murdered someone
Loved this. All of these Yakuza videos you've posted have been great to watch.
I'd like to point out that you missed the Majima Saga on Yakuza Kiwami 2. You get to play the precocious man-child.
**catchs millionaire dollar fish**
"Oh yeah a kid is dying over there"
By the time J gets to Yakuza 7 it’ll be 2024
This is a roller coaster of emotions and a good reason for people to tune into the streams, god damn!
4:25 Me when i open the pickle jar first try
I can't wait for yakuza 4 is fun
SAM
Edit: E
I can’t wait till JFJ gets back into these games and gets to the part in 5 where it just becomes a survival game
4:20
Is this that new Death Grips song?
now we wait for Yakuza 4
If he got so upset because of Mine slapping Haruka, boy he’ll lose his fucking mind with Yakuza 6
4:20 JFJ straight up went DEATH GRIPS
Kiryu: deflects fucking bullets of of his body but dies by a fucking flimsy dagger
You'd think kiryu would learn to tiger drop against knives by now lol
Thanks for the hard work on these edits gure.
kiryu got tired of using his fists and decided to use a shotgun instead.
screaming at the top of his voice "SECOND FUCKIN NATURE BABY!!!"
What did he mean by this?
Fuckin “lung butter”
can we has yakuza 4 now pretty please with a cherry on top
Kiryu has never killed a single person
* dickheads destroy the orphanage *
*_KIRYU HAS KILLED MANY PEOPLE_*
Can't wait for yakuza 4 is fun 1.
Taichi (having an asthma attack) jfj "SECOND FUCKING NATURE"
If I recall correctly the fact that Kiryu has never killed anyone was a dault in translation.
He has never murdered anyone, but he has definitely killed before in self defence and other scenarios.
Yes it's fun to joke about anyhow, just a heads up.
resume of the entire JFJ playing Yakuza: something happened GO FISHING. Kiryu kills but dosent kill. Game ends Kiryu gets stabbed in the end.
Big ups to Adams Gay Mom
He’s gonna love yakuza 4 and 5 I won’t spoil why I feel like he might like the new playstyle
You talking Saejima or Akiyama?
I watched through the entire yakuza series and I've never seen kiryu kill a single person ever
Damn, can't believe JFJ caught a Twona
2:38 NEVER KILLED A MAN IN HIS LIFE
0:06 oh lord, she is Bri'sh after getting heroin license.
Man, how hasn’t this man got a noise complaint yet
I’m back three Years later
0:20 Chapter 10’s descript is in a whole ‘nother Universe
Cant wait for J to jump into yakuza 4
day 68 of waiting for yakuza 4 is fun
I can only imagine the reaction of the person who had to handle J's cancer research donation...
lung butter...
LUNG BUTTER
i swear to god, i find out about new terms for phlegm from native english speakers way too often than i think i should
did he seriously not show the final boss fight?
I literally ought the entire remaster series and played them just to not get spoiled while watching his streams
Child:* Is dying*
J:SECOND.FUCKING.NATURE!
The Black Monday guy is deadass a metal gear solid character
So happy i caught this vid early really love your content that second tuna was clean as well
'AIGHT YAKUZA 4 TIME!!!!
Can't wait for Yakuza 4 is fun.
I though I already watched this and then realized that I ended up watching the stream. I witnesses that Greatness and half of the scenes in this.
Bad guy: hits Js girl
J:...
All doom soundtracks play at once
The same day I finally caught my tuna. Beautifully done
4:20 okay, I'll admit, that was worth abandoning a dying child
To bad J didn't witness the after credits cutscene
16:07 damn, I didn't know you fought ocelot in this
2:10 The legends says kiryu tiger dropped aging this is why he looks so young in yakuza 6 and like dragon
(yeah I know that my english sucks)
I mean if English is not your first language you spoke pretty well
I dont know just I can clearly understand what you wrote or what jfj says but god dammit when I have to write or say something on english I get lost and cant write or say simple english
@@homeless3255 yeah it’s tough, but I mean keep working on it, the best way to learn is to do you know
Funny thing at 9:06 an ad popped up with a lady talking about cancer for me
Aight, time for Yakuza 4
cant wait for yakuza 4 is fun
keep waiting :c
yakuza 4 is fun will come out in 50 years
@@lewiz18 hell yeahhh