Yakuza 3 is fun (plushie announcement.)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @c0rn651
    @c0rn651 3 года назад +1045

    j has some real character growth he started the series in 0 with his patented phrase "Fuck them kids" and now in 3 hes a very happy and protective father to all of these orphans. and im glad i could be here to witness it

    • @arkasubhroc2
      @arkasubhroc2 3 года назад +25

      Mate, 8:23

    • @nategolie2208
      @nategolie2208 3 года назад +114

      @@arkasubhroc2 ‘Beat YOUR children’, not ‘beat MY children’

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 3 года назад +7

      Kiryu influence him greatly.

    • @SkandiTV
      @SkandiTV 3 года назад +35

      @@arkasubhroc2 I think he meant that as in "kids who mock orphans for being orphans, deserve to get beat"

    • @TheGalvon
      @TheGalvon 3 года назад +2

      what did jfj mean by that?

  • @kademeister
    @kademeister 3 года назад +1011

    kiryu before he met the teacher: never killed a single person kiryu after he met the teacher: killed a single person

  • @deutschkaiserreich5105
    @deutschkaiserreich5105 3 года назад +717

    Me after seeing the plushie: “ITS THE MAIN CHARACTER”

  • @thejfj
    @thejfj  3 года назад +215

    Since these Yakuza 3 videos there was an update to nerf the tuna. If you caught it after the final Yakuza 3 video we are not equals.

    • @yash019
      @yash019 2 года назад +8

      Ok that makes sense. I was so confused about the fishing thing because I caught a tuna with just a worm in the front yard on my first attempt at it

    • @TheCanThatCantBeOpened
      @TheCanThatCantBeOpened Год назад +5

      silly J....I am above you, the odds here were the same as the ones in the PS3 original, maybe even lower, but I still ended up catching it in the Original with those odds.

    • @TheKazuma410P
      @TheKazuma410P Год назад

      Guess I'll have to buy the physical version after all.

    • @inkdd1463
      @inkdd1463 9 месяцев назад

      ‘Nough said, I bow down to Sock-guy, God of the seas

  • @annpc5284
    @annpc5284 3 года назад +249

    "Can I date women?"
    I dont know man I mean I'm ugly so no way I can find out.

  • @Katia_Managan
    @Katia_Managan 3 года назад +200

    10:35 "Bad timing, bad timing!"
    Kiryu: "I agree, the fuck is that sock doin' up there, ruining my moment?"

  • @GlutenDSena
    @GlutenDSena 3 года назад +798

    Sad the plush isn't just a sock with googly eyes and a hat

    • @meow2492
      @meow2492 3 года назад +12

      Based

    • @pequod3782
      @pequod3782 3 года назад +39

      That's the DIY version, available for purchase in the description

    • @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer
      @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer 3 года назад +4

      it is for poor people like me

    • @ogre7699
      @ogre7699 3 года назад +2

      Low key would buy it in a heartbeat it if was that. ...And if it was maybe stuffed inside with M O R G A N's insides.

    • @moxierhythm
      @moxierhythm 3 года назад

      My plushie still hasn’t arrived ;-;

  • @Mcoh73
    @Mcoh73 3 года назад +523

    Everyone: J just buy the fish
    J: heh fishing go brrr

    • @consul282
      @consul282 3 года назад +20

      There was a guy who tried to tell J that, he got banned

    • @bassbusterx
      @bassbusterx 3 года назад +12

      @@consul282 Based, buying the fish is for gutless cowards

  • @tacopanda3630
    @tacopanda3630 3 года назад +530

    Real question:
    “Can I Kiryu someone with that plushie?”

    • @juliuscornwallis9930
      @juliuscornwallis9930 3 года назад +5

      No, that's called Kir-dur

    • @meow2492
      @meow2492 3 года назад +1

      Based

    • @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer
      @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer 3 года назад +6

      you can't kiryu with it
      but it can kir yu

    • @570RMP1R8
      @570RMP1R8 3 года назад +2

      Do a heat action with the plushie.

    • @robertmendoza4008
      @robertmendoza4008 3 года назад +4

      Look men, if Kiryu can hurt someone with a tangerine, I'm sure you can do some damage with the plushie

  • @lorddr.tickledicks2390
    @lorddr.tickledicks2390 3 года назад +249

    Soon J is gonna become 50% sea and 50% weed

    • @consul282
      @consul282 3 года назад +35

      “That’s it’s fuck you! *un seas your weed*”

    • @kevthacube7325
      @kevthacube7325 3 года назад

      Technically you’re body is made out of water already so...

    • @americana_incarnate1717
      @americana_incarnate1717 3 года назад

      How is he turning dutch?

    • @chrisriley2321
      @chrisriley2321 2 года назад

      So... basically Plankton?

  • @kjpearce8615
    @kjpearce8615 3 года назад +39

    8:23 Kiryu: now then Izumi Uncle Kaz is gonna teach you a little thing called the Tiger drop, I think that will get the bullies of your back

  • @alejandrogamezsierra7438
    @alejandrogamezsierra7438 3 года назад +243

    The plushie’s cute.
    Now
    *give it a gun and angry eye brows made with markers*

  • @Inferno144
    @Inferno144 3 года назад +310

    Imagine Kiryu going to a parent-teacher conference.

    • @_____2219
      @_____2219 3 года назад +62

      He be tiger dropping teachers that insults he’s “children”

    • @xmanr0cks
      @xmanr0cks 3 года назад +62

      That wouldn't be a conference anymore, that would just end up in them thinking they were being held hostage, and kiryu just wondering why nobody was speaking.

    • @LiterallyWhomstve
      @LiterallyWhomstve 3 года назад +56

      Cue the substory jingle.

    • @xmanr0cks
      @xmanr0cks 3 года назад +14

      @@LiterallyWhomstve That is perfect

    • @et1033
      @et1033 3 года назад +8

      Every teacher he goes to talk with shits himself on sight.

  • @misellus3931
    @misellus3931 3 года назад +72

    "i love all my kids equally, mitsuo, izumi, taichi..."
    "j the orphanage burned down"
    "IS HARUKA OK?"

  • @spooksmcgee8790
    @spooksmcgee8790 3 года назад +168

    "Oh my god hes been shot!"
    *munch munch*

  • @0jmlop
    @0jmlop 3 года назад +80

    Headlines: Sock of Texan decent wakes entire village after fishing for hours on end and emptying out stock of local fish bait.

  • @quill564
    @quill564 3 года назад +327

    I'm so happy I got the plush the moment I saw the link.

    • @slendermansbro6998
      @slendermansbro6998 3 года назад +1

      Same bro. Sucks im in canada and its gonna take another month to get here :(

    • @mewacyboi
      @mewacyboi 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @meow2492
      @meow2492 3 года назад +1

      Based

    • @CJCarrotsJam
      @CJCarrotsJam 3 года назад +1

      That’s awesome bro, have fun with the plush

  • @UpDownAndUnder
    @UpDownAndUnder 3 года назад +226

    plot twist: J just acidentally ordered way too many boxes of seaweed

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 3 года назад +18

      He swapped the plushie numbers with the seaweed numbers

    • @MaskOfLimbo
      @MaskOfLimbo 3 года назад +8

      "There are no accidents" - Master Oogway

  • @robertmendoza4008
    @robertmendoza4008 3 года назад +155

    Here's a fun fact, the voice actor who did the voice of Kiriyu back when the games first released, did all his lines and new lines for the Kiwami release

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 3 года назад +2

      oh that's nice!

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 3 года назад +17

      He also has his own band and also voice acted in Yaoi cd dramas

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 3 года назад +4

      @@waterking74 I will bleached the latter out of my system

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 3 года назад +14

      @@ariezon also in yakuza kiwami 2 they made a side story where they made kiryu do voice acting in these yaoi dramas😏

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 3 года назад

      @@waterking74 oh no I'll try to skip that substories

  • @awe9217
    @awe9217 3 года назад +68

    kiryu looking at the sock in 10:35 like 'seriously, dude?' killed me

  • @thefirexninja1581
    @thefirexninja1581 3 года назад +170

    0:21 J: It's him! IT'S THE BOIII!!!
    ME: IT'S... THE MAIN CHARACTER

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 3 года назад +4

      HIM !?!?!?

    • @Juxha
      @Juxha 3 года назад +3

      HIM !?!?

    • @nategolie2208
      @nategolie2208 3 года назад +3

      @@kirabean5441 KIRYU-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @IronChefBear
    @IronChefBear 3 года назад +49

    "Beware the man who has Seaweed, Tuna, and a sock.
    For you cannot match him, and the overwhelming size of his CO-"



    "-nfidence that his kids will grow up to be contributing members of society that will do him proud."

  • @taison6466
    @taison6466 3 года назад +139

    Im gonna need a bigger jar for that plush.

  • @gentrade4502
    @gentrade4502 3 года назад +275

    On this episode, JFJ becomes an overly protective parent

    • @SirVelo
      @SirVelo 3 года назад

      @Logan Crabtree and police couldn’t arrest him because that most police officers didn’t want to arrest him because he caught a tuna

  • @casuallectures2655
    @casuallectures2655 3 года назад +32

    10:31 The fact that Kiryu looks directly at the animation kills me

    • @casuallectures2655
      @casuallectures2655 3 года назад +1

      @Eevee * You gotta have windup for the joke, can't just land straight on the punchline

  • @topdoomslayer3913
    @topdoomslayer3913 3 года назад +54

    JFJ: “Man I wish I could beat the teacher...”
    The game: Says you can beat the teacher.
    JFJ: “WHERE’S THE FUCKIN’ LAMP AT?!?!?

  • @lisabarnes924
    @lisabarnes924 3 года назад +32

    JFJ: (takes 3+ hours to catch Tuna)
    Nicob: (takes 15 minutes to find & catch Tuna)
    JFJ: ....

  • @notbigbadhuffnpuff2034
    @notbigbadhuffnpuff2034 3 года назад +68

    The fishing mini game is so hard that it took me 10 mins just to end up catching a umbrella

  • @spoonface4508
    @spoonface4508 3 года назад +65

    J could've caught that tuna faster if he had more seaweed

    • @FatHuntsman
      @FatHuntsman 3 года назад +2

      Nah, he needed the bait of the gods, the Giga Smile Burger Set.

  • @Ace0fSpades2346
    @Ace0fSpades2346 3 года назад +117

    Finally a sock I don't have to hide under my bed

  • @ancientbuns6770
    @ancientbuns6770 3 года назад +17

    12:30 watch a proud father lose his mind, slowly being consumed by bloodlust

  • @pairrot_keets
    @pairrot_keets 3 года назад +47

    Still kinda bummed that we haven’t seen the main character yet

  • @itz_destruction4175
    @itz_destruction4175 3 года назад +4

    The constant eating and quantity about seaweed is like an alternate version of the constant bowls of soup but doesn’t stop after 3

  • @cheeseburgah563
    @cheeseburgah563 3 года назад +26

    I will never get tired of that tuna fishing moment so fucking good

  • @k.okirbe
    @k.okirbe 3 года назад +10

    i like how everyone said "JCOCK" and "TYRION" at the plushie moment, they got their priorities straight or uh, set

  • @Kendokai22
    @Kendokai22 3 года назад +21

    "I'm trying"
    has the same feel as
    "we're learning"

  • @rydandraco2260
    @rydandraco2260 3 года назад +9

    No wonder kiriu is so good at everything he does. He has a personal reset button.

  • @wizardfrog3718
    @wizardfrog3718 3 года назад +53

    Did... did he just sneak peak a sneak peak because we didn’t go to the stream:(

    • @spaghettisam8068
      @spaghettisam8068 3 года назад +9

      Stream vod playlist 698 and fast forward to 1:11:25

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 3 года назад

      @@spaghettisam8068 what does the number mean

    • @markhirsch6301
      @markhirsch6301 3 года назад

      @@spaghettisam8068 thank you my dude

    • @ghosthuntermike2592
      @ghosthuntermike2592 3 года назад

      Didn't have to hit us with the game over theme from Mario world.

    • @clockworkgore
      @clockworkgore 3 года назад

      @@totaldan99 the stream number

  • @leon2550
    @leon2550 3 года назад +5

    8:15
    *kiryu's battle aura begins to glow, his heat gauge begins to rise*
    "Where is this child... i just want to talk."

  • @AthanasTheOriginal
    @AthanasTheOriginal 3 года назад +20

    Could have just posted the entirerity of the fishing minigame and i'd be okay with it

    • @KaiKrimson56
      @KaiKrimson56 3 года назад

      Do you need the tuna to progress the story or is he just doing it for completionist reasons?

  • @CSGOLegendaryGaming
    @CSGOLegendaryGaming 3 года назад +6

    14:37 omg dude the fingers

  • @theangrywig3905
    @theangrywig3905 3 года назад +7

    21:12 well excuse me for having work

  • @bioshock222222
    @bioshock222222 3 года назад +7

    *starts fishing* I RECEIVE YOU, YOU'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED ME.

  • @steviewonderstricycle840
    @steviewonderstricycle840 3 года назад +2

    This is the first time I have ever bought any sort of merchandise. You put so much time into your fans, you truly deserve more viewers. Funny sock man is funny

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 3 года назад

      Time isn't the only thing he puts into his fans.

  • @chunkyghost1139
    @chunkyghost1139 3 года назад +154

    Me seeing J’s legs: Didn’t he get kicked out of ZF for faking not having legs?😂😂😂😂

    • @paulollarsabaiii9824
      @paulollarsabaiii9824 3 года назад +46

      No, he got INDUCTED into ZF for making everyone believe he didn't have legs

    • @mridoit1701
      @mridoit1701 3 года назад +6

      @@paulollarsabaiii9824 ZF? Like zero fucks with soviet womble?

    • @paulollarsabaiii9824
      @paulollarsabaiii9824 3 года назад +20

      @@mridoit1701 Yep. He was inducted in Random Viscera Cleanup Bullshittery and he's also in Random Dead By Daylight Bullshittery

    • @electroshock1021
      @electroshock1021 3 года назад +13

      @@mridoit1701 yep, only joined as an honorary member for a while tho, then left

    • @meow2492
      @meow2492 3 года назад +8

      Based

  • @officialxverzusz
    @officialxverzusz 2 года назад +1

    23:03
    This line kills me
    "Honey, I'm home and I brought THE PAIN~!"

  • @tomfooler9398
    @tomfooler9398 3 года назад +19

    My god, J must be shitting an entire ecosystem after these streams

  • @bloodyblades7224
    @bloodyblades7224 3 года назад +1

    Thought for sure while he was shouting about that tuna he was gonna scream "FINALLLLYYYY... THE MAIN CHARACTERRRRRR!"

  • @VideojugadorIrritado
    @VideojugadorIrritado 3 года назад +5

    That Tuna is a secret boss.
    JFJ earned the title of "The sock of Dojima, master of the ocean."

  • @curixthewolf3153
    @curixthewolf3153 3 года назад +1

    What makes 10:33 so funny is how Kiryu looked at the sock and said “the fuck man?...”

  • @Lunapoggers432
    @Lunapoggers432 3 года назад +2

    I was literally rewatching the sieres today, and this got posted during me watching the final episode!

  • @mugster_69
    @mugster_69 3 года назад +4

    "Kept Ya Waitin' HUH?" oh you dont fucking say

  • @cheers5561
    @cheers5561 3 года назад +3

    Two of my favorite voices on the internet collaborate for an intro. Gianni and Jfj are the best

  • @Lunarice98
    @Lunarice98 3 года назад

    You're the first person i've bought merch from. I love all that you do and I can't wait to have my derpy looking sock texan.

  • @theophok3519
    @theophok3519 3 года назад +5

    18:55 “what the dog doin”

  • @ShredderJR
    @ShredderJR 3 года назад

    I cannot fully express how much I loved the art shown after the end of the video. Truly amazing work!

  • @skullsncrosbonesbassed8427
    @skullsncrosbonesbassed8427 3 года назад +2

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard him be as loud as when he caught that tuna

  • @tomas6973
    @tomas6973 3 года назад +4

    how haruka is in the 3 give me a heartbrake for all she have passed through

  • @joejoebird1865
    @joejoebird1865 3 года назад +5

    Alternative title:
    Local Texan man discovers the meaning of fatherhood

  • @theultimatebusta
    @theultimatebusta 3 года назад +2

    Who could have thought something as simple as a tuna was hell on earth to catch. This goes to show why determination pays off

  • @BinnyKing
    @BinnyKing Месяц назад

    I could practically HEAR J's Kidneys screaming and his blood pressure rising as he pulled boxes of seaweed from under his desk.

  • @nicholasbisser7327
    @nicholasbisser7327 3 года назад +1

    J I just want you to know as soon as I saw this I ordered because I respect you as a person and youtuber

  • @yotsuba7573
    @yotsuba7573 3 года назад

    OH MY GODDDDD
    jfj you may be the very first youtuber i buy merch from. That plushie is beyond awesome.

  • @Ultimasorano
    @Ultimasorano 3 года назад +3

    21:49 Kiryu almost got Isekai'd right there.

  • @AceRevero
    @AceRevero 3 года назад +2

    During my Yakuza 3 Playthrough, I went fishing once. I got one hooked, and spend 7 minutes on just one hook... I caught a coral reef outta it. God I love this series.

  • @darkestcarving8735
    @darkestcarving8735 3 года назад +6

    I'm waiting for him to pull up a 50th bag of sea weed

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 3 года назад +2

    9:05 humpback whale discovers he has a tummy ache from inhaling too much seaweed

  • @HexGarry
    @HexGarry 3 года назад +1

    This game has my favorite "Kiryu-chan!" In the whole series. Specifically the truck, and the pure panic in our boy's voice

  • @DotOmega
    @DotOmega 3 года назад +2

    I have been waiting for this moment. Thank you mr sock.
    Also, got plushie. Gib.

  • @Luca-Carmel
    @Luca-Carmel 3 года назад +8

    Never thought I’d see such a struggle when it comes to tuna

  • @immightyblak475
    @immightyblak475 3 года назад +2

    JFJ: *Misses shot* Do-over (after the 538452837484926th time)
    Also JFJ: *puts in an Eagle* FUCKING EZ, FIRST TRY

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 3 года назад +4

    Against my dad’s advice, I went and got a plushie. It’s gonna be the best damn decision of my life

  • @angel__king
    @angel__king 3 года назад +9

    You know I’m really excited to see what JFJ thinks about Ichiban

    • @jacobedwards4747
      @jacobedwards4747 3 года назад

      Well he said he doesn't like turn based games so he's not gonna play it.

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 2 года назад

      @@jacobedwards4747 Caveman brain moment

  • @R3tr0Rogue24
    @R3tr0Rogue24 3 года назад

    The dude in the red suit in 23:15 has the same voice actor as old man joseph from stardust crusaders and that’s on everything I own

  • @w3kc898
    @w3kc898 3 года назад

    I hope I realizes that we can go to the stream vods and look at the sneak peek

  • @MisterPudd
    @MisterPudd 3 года назад +3

    When the most intense thing in the yakuza series is fishing, you know we have peaked

  • @snekdad
    @snekdad 3 года назад

    I just bought one of your plushie socks and cant wait for it to come, hope that you have a wonderful day and staying safe :)

  • @andrew5803
    @andrew5803 3 года назад

    Dude, I really hope you're planning on having your whole playthrough as videos. I loved your Yakuza 0, 1, and 2 playthrough as a series.

  • @gregledy
    @gregledy 3 года назад +2

    "damn thats a shame.................... IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I DIDN'T HAVE A 497TH BAG OF SEAWEED!!!"

  • @Sniff86245
    @Sniff86245 3 года назад +1

    i have never heard someone scream so loud because they caught a fish

  • @troyuchiha5090
    @troyuchiha5090 Год назад

    9:49
    This is how you not only break one's childhood, but do it well enough to make someone laugh about it

  • @lordgaben5072
    @lordgaben5072 3 года назад +11

    Sockman: n-nooo please don't turn me into a marketable plushie

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola 3 года назад +1

      "Actually being a plushie is fine, I don't care anymore"

  • @inklingscrub
    @inklingscrub 3 года назад +4

    JFJ only has 4 Playstyles:
    Fishing
    Fishing
    Fishing
    Fishing

    • @consul282
      @consul282 3 года назад +1

      All of them involve shitting on people for not fishing

  • @spryce1674
    @spryce1674 3 года назад +1

    I haven't been this excited about a fishing minigame in my whole life

  • @kelp507
    @kelp507 3 года назад +14

    This the Moment we've been waiting for Boysssss
    YOOOOoOOOOOOOoOOO
    Also Seaweed is the New Bowl of Soup i guess

    • @Brandon2940
      @Brandon2940 3 года назад

      YES! I was JUST thinking that!

  • @zenhendershott7907
    @zenhendershott7907 3 года назад

    It's actually an infinitely replenishing bag of seaweed and he's only pretending it's separate bags to protect his treasure

  • @aceseefour
    @aceseefour 3 года назад +1

    I just got your plush as soon as I saw it they look amazing

  • @Kazuma.-
    @Kazuma.- 3 года назад

    As soon as I saw plushie in the title. I immediately bought one. I dont watch youtube too much anymore but I still come back for JFJ. Don't ever change.

  • @basty1man
    @basty1man 3 года назад +2

    Finally, the Sock of Dojima has returned

  • @pockettomato8824
    @pockettomato8824 3 года назад +1

    Sneak peak to the animation 1:11:26 on yakuza 3 - 698

  • @galacticheroman
    @galacticheroman 3 года назад +1

    26:34
    Holy HELL this track goes in hard. Seems fitting for how difficult this fishing minigame even _looks_ to play. What's it called?

  • @eldiablo68
    @eldiablo68 3 года назад +1

    Local twitch streamer has heart attack after several bags of seaweed are consumed

  • @JustEthanHonoway
    @JustEthanHonoway 3 года назад

    Instantly bought sockman, can't wait to have a plush of one of my favorite RUclipsr/Streamers!

  • @powerprincess6507
    @powerprincess6507 3 года назад +1

    YESSS LET'S GOOOOOOOOO! Now unpopular opinion of mine but I personally really like Yakuza 3. It is the furthest definition of perfect cuz god there are F L A W S, but I honestly feel like the story holds up very well. It's not as good as Yakuza 0 or Kiwami, but I feel like the story element surpasses Kiwami 2. Can't wait to see you get through the game! The videos are finally here *sobs*

  • @J_rodWolf
    @J_rodWolf 3 года назад +3

    15:29 “Do over”. -JFJ

  • @ryanqube9132
    @ryanqube9132 3 года назад

    being on the stream watching him eating bags of seaweeds is so absurd. 10/10 would watch again.

  • @solie9615
    @solie9615 3 года назад +10

    you should try sleeping dogs if you're playing all the yakuza games

    • @AnthonyFlames275
      @AnthonyFlames275 3 года назад +4

      He already said he had no real interest in it because that game was not as wholesome as Yakuza can be at times. I think he said something likes it's way too serious and not as light hearted as Yakuza can be
      Tho I do wish he would play it since I love that game

  • @nikoalvarado4458
    @nikoalvarado4458 3 года назад

    Good thing I saw the animated sneak peek during ur stream

  • @honeybadger2898
    @honeybadger2898 3 года назад

    THAT FUCKING FISHING SEGMENT WAS THE MOST INTENSE SHIT EVER IS SWEAR TO GOD

  • @ohnoes2231
    @ohnoes2231 3 года назад

    I love how one of the twitter messages wasnt about yakuza 3 fishing but about yakuza 3 golf.