j has some real character growth he started the series in 0 with his patented phrase "Fuck them kids" and now in 3 hes a very happy and protective father to all of these orphans. and im glad i could be here to witness it
silly J....I am above you, the odds here were the same as the ones in the PS3 original, maybe even lower, but I still ended up catching it in the Original with those odds.
That wouldn't be a conference anymore, that would just end up in them thinking they were being held hostage, and kiryu just wondering why nobody was speaking.
Here's a fun fact, the voice actor who did the voice of Kiriyu back when the games first released, did all his lines and new lines for the Kiwami release
This is the first time I have ever bought any sort of merchandise. You put so much time into your fans, you truly deserve more viewers. Funny sock man is funny
During my Yakuza 3 Playthrough, I went fishing once. I got one hooked, and spend 7 minutes on just one hook... I caught a coral reef outta it. God I love this series.
As soon as I saw plushie in the title. I immediately bought one. I dont watch youtube too much anymore but I still come back for JFJ. Don't ever change.
YESSS LET'S GOOOOOOOOO! Now unpopular opinion of mine but I personally really like Yakuza 3. It is the furthest definition of perfect cuz god there are F L A W S, but I honestly feel like the story holds up very well. It's not as good as Yakuza 0 or Kiwami, but I feel like the story element surpasses Kiwami 2. Can't wait to see you get through the game! The videos are finally here *sobs*
He already said he had no real interest in it because that game was not as wholesome as Yakuza can be at times. I think he said something likes it's way too serious and not as light hearted as Yakuza can be Tho I do wish he would play it since I love that game
j has some real character growth he started the series in 0 with his patented phrase "Fuck them kids" and now in 3 hes a very happy and protective father to all of these orphans. and im glad i could be here to witness it
Mate, 8:23
@@arkasubhroc2 ‘Beat YOUR children’, not ‘beat MY children’
Kiryu influence him greatly.
@@arkasubhroc2 I think he meant that as in "kids who mock orphans for being orphans, deserve to get beat"
what did jfj mean by that?
kiryu before he met the teacher: never killed a single person kiryu after he met the teacher: killed a single person
Based
Funny of you to consider him a person.
we need a mod were every enemy is the teacher
@@Eleven217 Weirdo.
Me after seeing the plushie: “ITS THE MAIN CHARACTER”
XD
That it is
TIME TO PUT IT IN THE JAR
@@epicdemoman6927 NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@epicdemoman6927 N O .
Since these Yakuza 3 videos there was an update to nerf the tuna. If you caught it after the final Yakuza 3 video we are not equals.
Ok that makes sense. I was so confused about the fishing thing because I caught a tuna with just a worm in the front yard on my first attempt at it
silly J....I am above you, the odds here were the same as the ones in the PS3 original, maybe even lower, but I still ended up catching it in the Original with those odds.
Guess I'll have to buy the physical version after all.
‘Nough said, I bow down to Sock-guy, God of the seas
"Can I date women?"
I dont know man I mean I'm ugly so no way I can find out.
I mean.. same
10:35 "Bad timing, bad timing!"
Kiryu: "I agree, the fuck is that sock doin' up there, ruining my moment?"
Sad the plush isn't just a sock with googly eyes and a hat
Based
That's the DIY version, available for purchase in the description
it is for poor people like me
Low key would buy it in a heartbeat it if was that. ...And if it was maybe stuffed inside with M O R G A N's insides.
My plushie still hasn’t arrived ;-;
Everyone: J just buy the fish
J: heh fishing go brrr
There was a guy who tried to tell J that, he got banned
@@consul282 Based, buying the fish is for gutless cowards
Real question:
“Can I Kiryu someone with that plushie?”
No, that's called Kir-dur
Based
you can't kiryu with it
but it can kir yu
Do a heat action with the plushie.
Look men, if Kiryu can hurt someone with a tangerine, I'm sure you can do some damage with the plushie
Soon J is gonna become 50% sea and 50% weed
“That’s it’s fuck you! *un seas your weed*”
Technically you’re body is made out of water already so...
How is he turning dutch?
So... basically Plankton?
8:23 Kiryu: now then Izumi Uncle Kaz is gonna teach you a little thing called the Tiger drop, I think that will get the bullies of your back
The plushie’s cute.
Now
*give it a gun and angry eye brows made with markers*
Angy
The only reasonable thing to do
I will buttons if the second line is that
Imagine Kiryu going to a parent-teacher conference.
He be tiger dropping teachers that insults he’s “children”
That wouldn't be a conference anymore, that would just end up in them thinking they were being held hostage, and kiryu just wondering why nobody was speaking.
Cue the substory jingle.
@@LiterallyWhomstve That is perfect
Every teacher he goes to talk with shits himself on sight.
"i love all my kids equally, mitsuo, izumi, taichi..."
"j the orphanage burned down"
"IS HARUKA OK?"
"Oh my god hes been shot!"
*munch munch*
Headlines: Sock of Texan decent wakes entire village after fishing for hours on end and emptying out stock of local fish bait.
I'm so happy I got the plush the moment I saw the link.
Same bro. Sucks im in canada and its gonna take another month to get here :(
Same
Based
That’s awesome bro, have fun with the plush
plot twist: J just acidentally ordered way too many boxes of seaweed
He swapped the plushie numbers with the seaweed numbers
"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway
Here's a fun fact, the voice actor who did the voice of Kiriyu back when the games first released, did all his lines and new lines for the Kiwami release
oh that's nice!
He also has his own band and also voice acted in Yaoi cd dramas
@@waterking74 I will bleached the latter out of my system
@@ariezon also in yakuza kiwami 2 they made a side story where they made kiryu do voice acting in these yaoi dramas😏
@@waterking74 oh no I'll try to skip that substories
kiryu looking at the sock in 10:35 like 'seriously, dude?' killed me
0:21 J: It's him! IT'S THE BOIII!!!
ME: IT'S... THE MAIN CHARACTER
HIM !?!?!?
HIM !?!?
@@kirabean5441 KIRYU-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Beware the man who has Seaweed, Tuna, and a sock.
For you cannot match him, and the overwhelming size of his CO-"
"-nfidence that his kids will grow up to be contributing members of society that will do him proud."
Im gonna need a bigger jar for that plush.
fitting username
Ohno
wait wha
On this episode, JFJ becomes an overly protective parent
@Logan Crabtree and police couldn’t arrest him because that most police officers didn’t want to arrest him because he caught a tuna
10:31 The fact that Kiryu looks directly at the animation kills me
@Eevee * You gotta have windup for the joke, can't just land straight on the punchline
JFJ: “Man I wish I could beat the teacher...”
The game: Says you can beat the teacher.
JFJ: “WHERE’S THE FUCKIN’ LAMP AT?!?!?
JFJ: (takes 3+ hours to catch Tuna)
Nicob: (takes 15 minutes to find & catch Tuna)
JFJ: ....
The fishing mini game is so hard that it took me 10 mins just to end up catching a umbrella
@@bowcake1065 same
@@bowcake1065 i dont
J could've caught that tuna faster if he had more seaweed
Nah, he needed the bait of the gods, the Giga Smile Burger Set.
Finally a sock I don't have to hide under my bed
Hol up-
12:30 watch a proud father lose his mind, slowly being consumed by bloodlust
Still kinda bummed that we haven’t seen the main character yet
The constant eating and quantity about seaweed is like an alternate version of the constant bowls of soup but doesn’t stop after 3
I will never get tired of that tuna fishing moment so fucking good
i like how everyone said "JCOCK" and "TYRION" at the plushie moment, they got their priorities straight or uh, set
"I'm trying"
has the same feel as
"we're learning"
No wonder kiriu is so good at everything he does. He has a personal reset button.
Did... did he just sneak peak a sneak peak because we didn’t go to the stream:(
Stream vod playlist 698 and fast forward to 1:11:25
@@spaghettisam8068 what does the number mean
@@spaghettisam8068 thank you my dude
Didn't have to hit us with the game over theme from Mario world.
@@totaldan99 the stream number
8:15
*kiryu's battle aura begins to glow, his heat gauge begins to rise*
"Where is this child... i just want to talk."
Could have just posted the entirerity of the fishing minigame and i'd be okay with it
Do you need the tuna to progress the story or is he just doing it for completionist reasons?
14:37 omg dude the fingers
21:12 well excuse me for having work
*starts fishing* I RECEIVE YOU, YOU'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED ME.
This is the first time I have ever bought any sort of merchandise. You put so much time into your fans, you truly deserve more viewers. Funny sock man is funny
Time isn't the only thing he puts into his fans.
Me seeing J’s legs: Didn’t he get kicked out of ZF for faking not having legs?😂😂😂😂
No, he got INDUCTED into ZF for making everyone believe he didn't have legs
@@paulollarsabaiii9824 ZF? Like zero fucks with soviet womble?
@@mridoit1701 Yep. He was inducted in Random Viscera Cleanup Bullshittery and he's also in Random Dead By Daylight Bullshittery
@@mridoit1701 yep, only joined as an honorary member for a while tho, then left
Based
23:03
This line kills me
"Honey, I'm home and I brought THE PAIN~!"
My god, J must be shitting an entire ecosystem after these streams
Thought for sure while he was shouting about that tuna he was gonna scream "FINALLLLYYYY... THE MAIN CHARACTERRRRRR!"
That Tuna is a secret boss.
JFJ earned the title of "The sock of Dojima, master of the ocean."
What makes 10:33 so funny is how Kiryu looked at the sock and said “the fuck man?...”
I was literally rewatching the sieres today, and this got posted during me watching the final episode!
"Kept Ya Waitin' HUH?" oh you dont fucking say
Two of my favorite voices on the internet collaborate for an intro. Gianni and Jfj are the best
You're the first person i've bought merch from. I love all that you do and I can't wait to have my derpy looking sock texan.
18:55 “what the dog doin”
I cannot fully express how much I loved the art shown after the end of the video. Truly amazing work!
I don’t think I’ve ever heard him be as loud as when he caught that tuna
how haruka is in the 3 give me a heartbrake for all she have passed through
Alternative title:
Local Texan man discovers the meaning of fatherhood
Who could have thought something as simple as a tuna was hell on earth to catch. This goes to show why determination pays off
I could practically HEAR J's Kidneys screaming and his blood pressure rising as he pulled boxes of seaweed from under his desk.
J I just want you to know as soon as I saw this I ordered because I respect you as a person and youtuber
OH MY GODDDDD
jfj you may be the very first youtuber i buy merch from. That plushie is beyond awesome.
21:49 Kiryu almost got Isekai'd right there.
During my Yakuza 3 Playthrough, I went fishing once. I got one hooked, and spend 7 minutes on just one hook... I caught a coral reef outta it. God I love this series.
I'm waiting for him to pull up a 50th bag of sea weed
9:05 humpback whale discovers he has a tummy ache from inhaling too much seaweed
This game has my favorite "Kiryu-chan!" In the whole series. Specifically the truck, and the pure panic in our boy's voice
I have been waiting for this moment. Thank you mr sock.
Also, got plushie. Gib.
Never thought I’d see such a struggle when it comes to tuna
JFJ: *Misses shot* Do-over (after the 538452837484926th time)
Also JFJ: *puts in an Eagle* FUCKING EZ, FIRST TRY
Against my dad’s advice, I went and got a plushie. It’s gonna be the best damn decision of my life
You know I’m really excited to see what JFJ thinks about Ichiban
Well he said he doesn't like turn based games so he's not gonna play it.
@@jacobedwards4747 Caveman brain moment
The dude in the red suit in 23:15 has the same voice actor as old man joseph from stardust crusaders and that’s on everything I own
I hope I realizes that we can go to the stream vods and look at the sneak peek
When the most intense thing in the yakuza series is fishing, you know we have peaked
I just bought one of your plushie socks and cant wait for it to come, hope that you have a wonderful day and staying safe :)
Dude, I really hope you're planning on having your whole playthrough as videos. I loved your Yakuza 0, 1, and 2 playthrough as a series.
"damn thats a shame.................... IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I DIDN'T HAVE A 497TH BAG OF SEAWEED!!!"
i have never heard someone scream so loud because they caught a fish
9:49
This is how you not only break one's childhood, but do it well enough to make someone laugh about it
Sockman: n-nooo please don't turn me into a marketable plushie
"Actually being a plushie is fine, I don't care anymore"
JFJ only has 4 Playstyles:
Fishing
Fishing
Fishing
Fishing
All of them involve shitting on people for not fishing
I haven't been this excited about a fishing minigame in my whole life
This the Moment we've been waiting for Boysssss
YOOOOoOOOOOOOoOOO
Also Seaweed is the New Bowl of Soup i guess
YES! I was JUST thinking that!
It's actually an infinitely replenishing bag of seaweed and he's only pretending it's separate bags to protect his treasure
I just got your plush as soon as I saw it they look amazing
As soon as I saw plushie in the title. I immediately bought one. I dont watch youtube too much anymore but I still come back for JFJ. Don't ever change.
Finally, the Sock of Dojima has returned
Sneak peak to the animation 1:11:26 on yakuza 3 - 698
26:34
Holy HELL this track goes in hard. Seems fitting for how difficult this fishing minigame even _looks_ to play. What's it called?
it's the yakuza 3 intro theme
@@captaincrash9002 Thank you!
Local twitch streamer has heart attack after several bags of seaweed are consumed
Instantly bought sockman, can't wait to have a plush of one of my favorite RUclipsr/Streamers!
YESSS LET'S GOOOOOOOOO! Now unpopular opinion of mine but I personally really like Yakuza 3. It is the furthest definition of perfect cuz god there are F L A W S, but I honestly feel like the story holds up very well. It's not as good as Yakuza 0 or Kiwami, but I feel like the story element surpasses Kiwami 2. Can't wait to see you get through the game! The videos are finally here *sobs*
15:29 “Do over”. -JFJ
being on the stream watching him eating bags of seaweeds is so absurd. 10/10 would watch again.
you should try sleeping dogs if you're playing all the yakuza games
He already said he had no real interest in it because that game was not as wholesome as Yakuza can be at times. I think he said something likes it's way too serious and not as light hearted as Yakuza can be
Tho I do wish he would play it since I love that game
Good thing I saw the animated sneak peek during ur stream
THAT FUCKING FISHING SEGMENT WAS THE MOST INTENSE SHIT EVER IS SWEAR TO GOD
I love how one of the twitter messages wasnt about yakuza 3 fishing but about yakuza 3 golf.