_"JFJ searching the perfect wife:"_ Girl: Hi, you are pretty cute. JFJ: Have you ever catch a Tuna before? Girl: ah... no? *JFJ: GET THE FUCK OUT MY CITY!*
I am still on my Florida trip. So Gure helped with this one. The video is pt.2 instead of 2 since this video has moments I missed when i made the first part. Fun 2 will happen soon. Mason is the one who uploaded it.
I'm more worried about his mental health after failing several time just to get a tuna. Hell how can a game make this relaxing hobby the most painful thing in existence?
Jfj has unknowingly been giving all of us a description of what he looks like for a while now so if I can draw it is can figure out somewhat of what he looks like
i remember j posted his school video and you can actually see how he looks like. but now he unlisted or removed it, well he did say it right as he uploaded it. kinda regret that im dumb and didnt take screen shot but my man dont wanna be seen so gotta respect that
Fun Fact: A tuna is also the name for the fruit of a Prickly Pear Cactus. I think next time JFJ should spend an obnoxious amount of time either drinking some prickly pear juice, or eating some sort of snack made from them to increase his Tuna Power
When you catch the tuna, every skill in life is significantly increased, you become a better man in every aspect. Catching tuna doesn’t come often for someone, maybe even once in a lifetime. But the man who comes out of the fishing spot with a tuna is a superior man than the man who started fishing at that spot just hours prior.
I was drinking coffee at the 4:50 mark and when you howled like a mad man, that coffee went down the wrong damn pipe and out my nose too. Nice catch tho. P.S. all I smell is coffee now
8:10 I don't know why, but this moment made me think about Mario saying, "It takes all colors to make a rainbow... except *black* . There's no *black* in a rainbow."😂🤣
"Listen, I caught a tuna. I am above your petty...fucking human problems and ethical dilemmas. I have ascended to a new plain and your problems are meaningless to me."
Not only did I catch the Yakuza 3 Tuna, I caught it before I knew it was unreasonably difficult all the way back on the PS3 at 30 FPS. Shit was intense.
him fishing reminds me of him trying to full combo RING in yakuza kiwami 2 karaoke. the editors though failed to edit just the SHEER AMOUNT of tries he did.
Pretty sure that this is just more footage from the same stream, and not any new, recorded footage. Hence why the title implies its an extension of the first video.
i hope you continue to play the yakuza series and work up to like a dragon because you are one of the funniest dudes when it comes to this shit. have fun on vacation
*"I dont care what race you are, I'm better than you because I caught a tuna."*
- *JFJ, 1987*
Damn straight and don’t you forget it
"I'm not racist, i'm equalist"
-JFJ, 1988
*“HOLY SHIT A BLACK GUY”*
*- JFJ, 1986*
He ain't wrong. He IS better then all of us.
Not just one tuna, he’s caught 2
_"JFJ searching the perfect wife:"_
Girl: Hi, you are pretty cute.
JFJ: Have you ever catch a Tuna before?
Girl: ah... no?
*JFJ: GET THE FUCK OUT MY CITY!*
Pulls out fishing rod with a gun flex taped to it, you’ve got three tries
I am still on my Florida trip. So Gure helped with this one.
The video is pt.2 instead of 2 since this video has moments I missed when i made the first part. Fun 2 will happen soon.
Mason is the one who uploaded it.
Das ight.
hi
Do me a favor and have an great trip.
*MAAASOOOOOOOON*
Aye maybe when you get their I might se... hear you 🤣
Man is a tuna master and a monke master. There is nothing that can stop him.
He is master of all animals
I'm more worried about his mental health after failing several time just to get a tuna. Hell how can a game make this relaxing hobby the most painful thing in existence?
He will soon be the Ultimate Beast Master
JFJ’s son is born, “M-ma...” “ he’s saying his first words!” “M-m-m-MOOOORGAN fuckin MOOOOORGAN!”
perfect
JFJ’s kid in show and tell “this is the yakuza 3 save file where he caught the tuna”
Second words: *"Vito Scolettia says hello."*
@@vanessalopez6535 no their 2nd words would be, "MMMIIICMIC fuckin MMMMIIMIC!"
Who the fuck says their first words when being born?????
The Virgin Mikio Walk vs The Chad Kiryu Stride
J accidentally burns out the reward centers in his brain
the higher the highs the lower the lows
Breaking news: Local Texan sock ascends to nirvana after catching the infamous “Tuna Fish”
I caught easily and just went "oh, sweet!"
I always knew Mason would take over one day, viva la revolution.
How... this game out like 1 minute ago?
@@ripley_10mo *its him*
Mason has gained power
@@consul282 but...the power to time travel?! He is growing too strong...
@@ripley_10mo you have to delete yours too
5:23 I really wanted him to say “The man, the myth, THE MAIN CHARACTER!!”
Jfj bragging about a fish for 18 minutes straight: the video
Man, I hope JFJ eats an entire bucket of mints again.
Man i hope he eats 5 bowls of soup again
I sure am ready for 10 dumptrucks of seaweed.
What video was that again? Been looking for the moment but forgot video
H A M B U G R G E R
@@martincombes8524
The mints is in a Kiwami 2 video and the soup is probably in a Kiwami
9:04
Why was i expecting Kiryu to fucking obliterate this woman with a tiger drop after she touched him based off pure instinct
Because it would be funny.
“We could be the same race, and I’d still be better than you, because I caught a tuna” most based, and fish pilled statement ever
Jfj has unknowingly been giving all of us a description of what he looks like for a while now so if I can draw it is can figure out somewhat of what he looks like
i remember j posted his school video and you can actually see how he looks like. but now he unlisted or removed it, well he did say it right as he uploaded it.
kinda regret that im dumb and didnt take screen shot but my man dont wanna be seen so gotta respect that
Just give the man his privacy
@@chasethomas665i'm just kidding
Jfj was so fucking proud of his tuna catch that he had to upload the clip twice-
"Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Virgin, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna"
For those who have seen J's achievements
Had the choice to fuck a nobles wife, chose not to
Simply built different
Fun Fact: A tuna is also the name for the fruit of a Prickly Pear Cactus. I think next time JFJ should spend an obnoxious amount of time either drinking some prickly pear juice, or eating some sort of snack made from them to increase his Tuna Power
You will NEVER be as happy as JFJ when he caught that tuna.
I literally started making gorilla noises when this popped into my notifications.
Hmm monke
Based man kills nobody while snapping peoples spines with motorcycles
When you catch the tuna, every skill in life is significantly increased, you become a better man in every aspect.
Catching tuna doesn’t come often for someone, maybe even once in a lifetime. But the man who comes out of the fishing spot with a tuna is a superior man than the man who started fishing at that spot just hours prior.
Now i know why that Yakuza 3 video took so long, because of J's pride of fishing
HE. MUST. FISH.
5:06 that guy who guy donated $100 deserves a kindness award
When JfJ catches a tuna everyone present is filled with a primal urge just to scream
I was drinking coffee at the 4:50 mark and when you howled like a mad man, that coffee went down the wrong damn pipe and out my nose too.
Nice catch tho.
P.S. all I smell is coffee now
I can’t wait for Yakuza 4: Aniki’s Assemble.
J is gonna have a blast with a _certain_ moneylender
And then he catched a tuna, funniest shit I've ever seen
When JFJ has a child in the future, the way to get JFJ’s approval is finishing the yakuza 3 fishing mini game
6:44 There's a little Jerma in every one of us
Thanks to JFJ, i will have nightmares thinking about *smiling Kiryu*
I love how these videos are 80 percent fishing simulator
It took me 20 minutes to catch the tuna. Then 20 minutes later I caught another one.
8:10
I don't know why, but this moment made me think about Mario saying, "It takes all colors to make a rainbow... except *black* . There's no *black* in a rainbow."😂🤣
The text saying "Dead motherfucker" is literally perfect and you cannot change my mind
I want that on my tombstone
I'm just imagining all the bodies that would be left behind if Kiryu teamed up with John Wick
i felt so weird when J said "i'm like Lithuanian", never expected someone to mention my not well known country especially when the topic is haircuts
I know right? I sat there and re-listened to it a couple of times just in case haha
@@andosius i even turned on the subtitles HAHA
@@ext9899 us Baltic’s needs more love haha
"This isn't about money anymore, it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour."
Dang that tuna is turning his voice into an even bigger man
A man of culture I see fishing for tuna is a culture sport both enrages you and fills you with joy
I love how instead of using some $50 store sign, Kiryu decides that a multi hundred dollar tuna is a better option
"Listen, I caught a tuna. I am above your petty...fucking human problems and ethical dilemmas. I have ascended to a new plain and your problems are meaningless to me."
All that fishing training in far cry 5 was so you can catch a tuna
2:08 "All day" is a rookie number for a Terraria player.
When J masters fishing:
*LETS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
J - I caught the tuna! Be in awe of my skill and coordination!
Also J - gets salt in his eye eating seaweed.
😂😂😂😂
JFJ: fishing is hell
Me: WHERE THE FUCK IS MAJIMA
I'm sorry
PART 2!?!?!?!
no. part 1 part 2
Never click a yakuza is fun so fast until now
ah yes a badass yakuza crime man doing yakuza crime man's things, like catching tuna, karaoke, mental breakdown while catching fishe.
i still come back to this video sometimes to witness true glory that is tuna fishing in yakuza 3
i kinda feel bad that i caught big tuna first try
Imagine jfjs kid is born and that kid would harness half of his power
Also, when you fight Yonashiro, using jump kicks will stun lock (kinda???) him and works just as well as what J did to him in the video
Alt title: Texan sock has a mental breakdown over a fish
1:45 so this is what a sock sounds like when its pissed
he has perfected air ground and water
JFJ, the first Yakuza-tuna-sexual.
J catching the tuna is me after I won my first culture victory with Cleopatra five minutes ago
I can't believe J was able to beat the final boss of the game in one stream
Not only did I catch the Yakuza 3 Tuna, I caught it before I knew it was unreasonably difficult all the way back on the PS3 at 30 FPS.
Shit was intense.
The first bit of the video already got me dying, this is gonna be a good one
Local sock screams for a solid minute after catching a maguro
Here we see a wild jfj trying to fish its prey while he fails and succeds
This man spent around 3 hours of fishing for one fuckin fish and it was worth it in the end
Tuna: The main character
2:50 I have reaffirmed my believe that JFK is actually Khonjin
J casually goin super texan during fishing
You mentioned Lithuanian, how the hell do you know us?
him fishing reminds me of him trying to full combo RING in yakuza kiwami 2 karaoke. the editors though failed to edit just the SHEER AMOUNT of tries he did.
" *I RUN THIS OCEAN* "
- A sock
5:35 He says as I stand here holding 4 tunas in the span of an hour, still congrats on the catch 😎👍
Mason took over while J is in Florida lul
This title confuses me, but I’m all for it
Pretty sure that this is just more footage from the same stream, and not any new, recorded footage. Hence why the title implies its an extension of the first video.
@@CrustyTheMoist ah I see
Oh look, it's the Fisherman of Okinawa.
JFJ won't accept his son or daughter till they catch the tuna in Yakuza 3
*J tries to catch a fish*
Fish: HIM?!!?!?!
8:17 BIG SMOKE ITS ME CHILL CHIIIIIIL
These numbers are confusing me, I thought I was done with math
Crazed sock puppet screams at ocean fish. More at eleven.
JFJ and his crippling Tuna fishing addiction.
STAR PLANTUM, SILVER CHARIOT, MAGICIANS RED, HERMET PURPLE, HERPETIC GREEN, *SNIPERMONKE*
Hermit Purple and Hierophant Green you uncultured SWINE!
Cant wait for this guy to play yakuza 4/5
" swim in there and beat his ass!"
oh hoho wait until yakuza 6 bud
Moral of the story: Just buy the goddamn sunbeam
i hope you continue to play the yakuza series and work up to like a dragon because you are one of the funniest dudes when it comes to this shit. have fun on vacation
J the pancake goes inside the fridge
This man is literally casting from the shore to the fucking second sandbar what the hell
if you very listen closely, you can hear the moment that fish makes him coom
FISH FEAR HIM
WOMEN FEAR HIM
MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM HIM AS HE WALKS
HE IS ALONE ON THIS BARREN EARTH
That seaweed gave you a fishing buff
That tuna should be renamed to Amon Tuna
And he's still fishing to this day...
Let the Yakuza 3 Tuna Challenge begin
I am proud to say that I was watching when J got the tuna
Man goes insane for a single tuna fish
Huh, so I guess I'm not the only one with that issue. Was wondering why it was so damn hard to get Kiryu to walk straight in this game, lmao.
J vs. fishing: Round 2!
had just started and i was already laughing 10 seconds in
I had to read the video title like three times before it made sense