Yakuza 0 is fun 5

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @karlmarx709
    @karlmarx709 5 лет назад +1593

    JFJ in Red Dead: I don't like being the bad guy
    JFJ in Yakuza: Cucks child with insane racing skills

    • @omegalock27
      @omegalock27 4 года назад +32

      Guess its a matter of the era when it comes to our beloved sock god.

    • @rongusta11
      @rongusta11 4 года назад +9

      Theres being a jerk than there’s being monstrous lol

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 4 года назад +5

      Man fuk dem kids

    • @goblinrat6119
      @goblinrat6119 4 года назад +17

      "Skills"? You mean using millions of yen to buy ridiculous turboparts from shady back alley dealers, pawn shops and overpriced vending machines?

  • @exaltmachina
    @exaltmachina 5 лет назад +1577

    When Kazuma's shoes said "meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow",
    I felt that.

    • @TurboVirgin_TBVG
      @TurboVirgin_TBVG 3 года назад +1

      That isn’t as deep as ebisu socks,the “shing shing shing” blew Socrates philosophy quote out of the water

    • @daxtonraiden2503
      @daxtonraiden2503 3 года назад

      i know Im randomly asking but does anybody know a way to log back into an instagram account?
      I was dumb forgot the login password. I love any help you can give me.

    • @westinbenton7047
      @westinbenton7047 3 года назад

      @Daxton Raiden Instablaster ;)

    • @KGKSkull
      @KGKSkull 4 месяца назад

      Meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow

    • @KGKSkull
      @KGKSkull 4 месяца назад

      Meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow

  • @BrognusBelgen
    @BrognusBelgen 4 года назад +538

    The entire Pizza substory is actually product placement, as Pizza-La is a huge Japanese pizza chain. The substory was probably one of the most enjoyable uses of product placement I've seen.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 4 года назад +62

      Without context its even better tbh

    • @moisesramirez9654
      @moisesramirez9654 4 года назад +42

      Omg this makes me love the substory even more
      I had no idea it was an actual chain

    • @berserkboi1217
      @berserkboi1217 3 года назад +7

      I had no idea that a lot of the stuff in Yakuza is real

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 3 года назад +11

      They also have Mountain Dew as a drink, so honestly that isn't too far fetched

    • @bananarama711
      @bananarama711 3 года назад +4

      Ff15 noodle cup quest

  • @vistanoive1235
    @vistanoive1235 4 года назад +282

    Kiryu downing that slice in one bite was VILE, the fact that they animated him twitching as he downed it is horrifying.

    • @shadowdahuman
      @shadowdahuman 2 года назад +21

      I know this is very late but I always interpeted it as that he burnt his month.

    • @redfrog1628
      @redfrog1628 2 года назад +5

      Yakuza is so weird and amazing for these details lmao

    • @Gutiotyu
      @Gutiotyu Год назад +3

      I had a feeling it was mo-cap person that tried to actually do the motion by actually eat real pizza doing the mo-cap but holding the pizza high up like that is gonna shove all the pieces down your face and it did happened but they decided to keep it either way lol.
      At least that's what I thought. because the dialog of Kiryu doesn't match that animation at all lol.

    • @vistanoive1235
      @vistanoive1235 Год назад

      @@GutiotyuGod! Thank you! I had been thinking of that moment a shit ton as of late but couldn’t remember what it was from. Your comment just cleared that up by reminding me. Tyvm

  • @elective_1232
    @elective_1232 5 лет назад +991

    He said he has 3 billion yen. He's carrying about 27 MILLION US DOLLARS IN HIS POCKET

    • @daedreaming6267
      @daedreaming6267 5 лет назад +205

      Keep in mind that this is also the 80s. Its worth EVEN more now due to inflation.

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад +92

      And all the money IS ON HIM, how does he walk with pockets that big

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA 4 года назад +14

      Od dacity Bag of holding friendo haha

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 4 года назад +10

      @@oddacity5883
      He has animal crossing pockets.

    • @DarkLord3709
      @DarkLord3709 4 года назад +26

      @@daedreaming6267 *ROUGHLY* speaking, if 3 Billion Yen was converted to USD in the 80s, Kiryu would've been carrying over 38 Million USD.

  • @boi8328
    @boi8328 5 лет назад +702

    "Let's critique her."
    "She's a woman."
    Uhhhhhhhh

  • @pengomode7442
    @pengomode7442 5 лет назад +401

    honestly this made me develop a theory that Yakuza is a game about a kid that sees himself as a member of the Yakuza

    • @billcipher147
      @billcipher147 4 года назад +132

      >Implying that's not exactly what Kiryu is

    • @ameershehzad1080
      @ameershehzad1080 4 года назад +55

      @@billcipher147 Didn't he monologue to Nishiki about how they're still kids lmao

    • @alucardo2961
      @alucardo2961 4 года назад +3

      But what about akiyama and all the other playable characters?

    • @pengomode7442
      @pengomode7442 4 года назад +14

      JJC they're just Kiryu's alternate personalities

    • @alucardo2961
      @alucardo2961 4 года назад +15

      Pengo Mode i could see that. Akiyama is overly lazy, Saejima is the brute that takes everything seriously, the detective-whos-name-i-totally-remember is the one who always tries to do good, and Majima is the overly hyper playful side. Yeah that’s actually a pretty good theory.

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 5 лет назад +565

    In today's episode watch as Kiryu makes the dumbest mistake of his entire career and then proceeds to beat up a couple of kids and steal one's girlfriend

    • @psxcsomething6114
      @psxcsomething6114 4 года назад +48

      And dont forget spending the budget of his real state business in pocket circuit parts

    • @deathmetalalchemist2731
      @deathmetalalchemist2731 4 года назад +18

      He actually DOES steal someone's girlfriend in Kiwami.
      Kind of.

  • @sutairu2312
    @sutairu2312 5 лет назад +577

    I cannot express how much i love how he just pop's deslocated limb back. You need jesus J

    • @AntanovOCEFGC
      @AntanovOCEFGC 5 лет назад +47

      Fucking mad lad

    • @Aurilion44
      @Aurilion44 5 лет назад +72

      Not only that. There was a comment on the side saying it was the third time he has done it on this stream :D...

    • @nonameworm69
      @nonameworm69 3 года назад +10

      Well... if it comes off often, it's not something special
      My left arm quite often comes off, for example when I laugh hard, and it's not even painfull any more...
      Though, it makes no sound
      *He's made a big popp, that sounds bad*
      He is a madlad..

    • @Ki-pk9ln
      @Ki-pk9ln 3 года назад +1

      Honestly I've had my knee cap dislocated before and I just pushed it back in.

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 4 года назад +61

    I love that the chat started quoting Space Balls. Coincidentally, the Mew shoes did bring financial luck, because of all the tips he got to take those shoes off and put them back on

  • @imadrifter
    @imadrifter 5 лет назад +453

    BREAKING NEWS: Sock plays "Pocket Racers" with underage girlfriend.

  • @Jimbo_SIice
    @Jimbo_SIice 5 лет назад +177

    *THE COURSE CLAIMS ANOTHER CHILD SOUL*

  • @justhere9731
    @justhere9731 5 лет назад +72

    When he popped his foot back into place someone in chat just said “oh no”
    I felt that

  • @muhammadazamuddinbinazlan8518
    @muhammadazamuddinbinazlan8518 4 года назад +90

    19:37 This is (not) a reference.

  • @tosho_2979
    @tosho_2979 5 лет назад +87

    >now there's no reason to pocket circuit ever again
    Got some bad news about the next game

  • @myHandleIsAlwaysTaken
    @myHandleIsAlwaysTaken 4 года назад +80

    "Uses a heat move on the small child"
    Dude wtf that sounds wrong both with and without the context

  • @onlymadethistowatchvideos6209
    @onlymadethistowatchvideos6209 5 лет назад +255

    We gonna ignore the fact he got Legend fighting style

    • @Sleepy_Kitsune
      @Sleepy_Kitsune 5 лет назад +68

      its not majima's legend style so its not as good, but still boi overleveled like hell for that early on

    • @Triplof1987
      @Triplof1987 4 года назад +35

      I legit only got that after finishing the main story.

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA 4 года назад +14

      Haha our boy did all the Kamurocho owning side quests

    • @longminh2759
      @longminh2759 4 года назад +4

      Wait, how did he get it so soon tho?

    • @kelixbro3456
      @kelixbro3456 4 года назад +31

      @@longminh2759 if you legit just keep sticking to real estate and side gigs you can get it pretty early...and a lot of shakedown shenanigans

  • @coyotearmory
    @coyotearmory 5 лет назад +22

    real talk, 21:06 he smashes a dudes face on his knee and zero stains. I need whatever hes using.

  • @inklingreacts
    @inklingreacts 4 года назад +25

    0:33
    that's me when i caught that thing in animal crossing man

  • @mysterygamer4086
    @mysterygamer4086 5 лет назад +118

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that jfj dislocated something irl in his foot

  • @worldweary5750
    @worldweary5750 5 лет назад +28

    That lil meow during the pocket circuit cutscene killed me.

  • @Attacker12369
    @Attacker12369 5 лет назад +69

    JFJ: "Let me get out my little pocket racer"
    Me: Yes officer this guy right here

  • @deathmetalalchemist2731
    @deathmetalalchemist2731 4 года назад +17

    19:54 Wait till he finds out about Majima Everywhere in Yakuza Kiwami.

  • @Ari-vv7rr
    @Ari-vv7rr 4 года назад +28

    "Please treat my daughter right" had me on the floor

  • @yabbles617
    @yabbles617 4 года назад +8

    I love how at 5:10 it looks like it was done in gmod

  • @sharklover-zi7sz
    @sharklover-zi7sz 5 лет назад +48

    SHARK TORPEDO HAS MY APPROVAL

  • @josephstalinsdaughter6499
    @josephstalinsdaughter6499 5 лет назад +35

    *kiryu running down a pipe*
    his shoes: *meow*

  • @food3037
    @food3037 5 лет назад +30

    This reminds me of when I used to do pinewood derby in scouts, I wiped the floor with those fools with me and my Minecraft stickered car.

  • @kerbeepbop2666
    @kerbeepbop2666 5 лет назад +86

    Here’s a better title for you: Yakuza 0 is fun mach 5

  • @pitgif7270
    @pitgif7270 5 лет назад +21

    I bought this game because of you and now i am legally obliged to blame you for making me addicted to pocket car racing

  • @brandonpeche7542
    @brandonpeche7542 5 лет назад +17

    I binged every episode and looked for the next one. I am hyped.

  • @OmegaManZero2
    @OmegaManZero2 5 лет назад +26

    JFJ did a heat move on his foot

  • @user-nt5fu7no4k
    @user-nt5fu7no4k 5 лет назад +10

    Idk why but watching J play yakuza makes me feel as if his reactions and all are canon throughout the story

  • @commandermaverick1487
    @commandermaverick1487 3 года назад +1

    0:33 JFJ: AAAAAAHHHHHH
    Me: SHARK!!

  • @examinedyeti4392
    @examinedyeti4392 5 лет назад +42

    Should rename the episode to Pocket Circut is fun.

  • @jellydoggo
    @jellydoggo 5 лет назад +9

    I haven’t taken the time to watch these videos but now that I have I couldn’t help but notice
    THE HYPER DETAILED HAIR
    It scares me

  • @ShadowMark3_
    @ShadowMark3_ 4 года назад +4

    His outro is the duet version of Judgement, THANK YOU!!!

  • @hefdef9961
    @hefdef9961 5 лет назад +35

    damn thats a funny joke jfj im laughing currently

  • @anderscierniak956
    @anderscierniak956 2 года назад +1

    15:33 it has begun

  • @ClaudiaGarcia-qj4kd
    @ClaudiaGarcia-qj4kd 4 года назад +4

    20:17 bloody hell man! Did you dislocate your foot and put it back in place on stream and continued playing! That’s actually kinda badass. (Btw I’m not British I’m Texan, I’m just weird)

  • @trifontrifonov4297
    @trifontrifonov4297 5 лет назад +44

    Spending the whole game ingoring the plot and simply playing "Pocket Racers".
    Ahhh the true Yakuza 0 experience.
    But pace yourself, because "Pocket Racer" returns in Yakuza Kiwami. And you will play Kiwami 1&2. Trust me. The poison is too deep. You can't be saved....

  • @pizzatime4700
    @pizzatime4700 5 лет назад +94

    Did he beat the game and I wasn’t there to see it?
    Anger is large

    • @THEFurfoot
      @THEFurfoot 5 лет назад +9

      nope hes just lost in side content

    • @dragos8839
      @dragos8839 5 лет назад +9

      How big is this game ? Maybe I'll pick it up looks fun. Especially the side quests and stuff like that. I really like how strange and random they are

    • @pizzatime4700
      @pizzatime4700 5 лет назад +8

      DAGAMAN very large very fun do recommend

    • @CamJackel
      @CamJackel 5 лет назад +10

      @@dragos8839 If you do the main story and subquests and take your time it'll easily take you 100 hours to complete

    • @dragos8839
      @dragos8839 5 лет назад +2

      @@CamJackel thx guys

  • @Weirdgirl213
    @Weirdgirl213 4 года назад +3

    2:18, my exact reaction when I first played Y0.

  • @thejaraf
    @thejaraf 4 года назад +8

    hahahahaha damn it really looks like kiryu is ignoring his enemies over the excitement of getting a toy engine from a vending machine

  • @ricejenkins4973
    @ricejenkins4973 5 лет назад +5

    I like how the video doesn't even show him getting paid to wear the cat shoes. He'll just have them in the next scene and you'll *know*

  • @danecaton2299
    @danecaton2299 5 лет назад +6

    JFJ in Yakuza 0: Tokyo Drift, now with Wii Sports Bowling Expansion Pack

  • @PheonexBlaze
    @PheonexBlaze 5 лет назад +6

    OH JFJ you can't just TO BE CONTINUED me like that. Uncool. Now you're going to have to fight me in POCKET RACING

  • @folgentpears7107
    @folgentpears7107 4 года назад +1

    0:13 ah yes,
    "Time for me to activate my special ability"
    *Fricking explodes*

  • @dirtypure2023
    @dirtypure2023 4 года назад +1

    Your Yakuza videos are your best. This is the second time I'm watching them ♥

  • @FluffyIronGolems
    @FluffyIronGolems 5 лет назад +2

    18:26 THERE I AM GARY, THERE I AM!

  • @Brandon2940
    @Brandon2940 4 года назад +5

    Love how he just avoided the main game just for Pocket Racers

  • @OneBuckShort420
    @OneBuckShort420 4 года назад

    That meow at 18:18 had me cracked up!

  • @BonePapi
    @BonePapi 4 года назад +2

    20:16 JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS LOUD

  • @noodle1672
    @noodle1672 5 лет назад +7

    Oh that pop was violent it made me feel it

  • @artemis1993
    @artemis1993 4 года назад +2

    Yakuza truly is a magical series. It can break whoever is playing it.

  • @cabz5872
    @cabz5872 4 года назад +1

    I came back to this video to rewatch the yakuza is fun, and I still cry laughing whenever he pocket races, it's just so good

  • @sharkradradscorpion
    @sharkradradscorpion 3 года назад

    0:13 "time for me to activate my special ability!: The middle eastern"

  • @MilkMan-pk2rc
    @MilkMan-pk2rc 4 года назад

    The pop sound of you pushing your joint back in place idk why but it's hilarious to me lmfao

  • @24chickennuggets
    @24chickennuggets 5 лет назад +1

    0:14 I was not expecting that

  • @tvhead3236
    @tvhead3236 27 дней назад

    Words cannot discribe how happy the mafia man makes me when I see him on screen. I become estadic!

  • @dkmarcusdk867
    @dkmarcusdk867 4 года назад +1

    18:18 favorite part

  • @leoncoben6983
    @leoncoben6983 4 года назад

    "Just so you know I won this children's-"
    My mind: card game?
    "-racing game."
    My mind: Oh Children's Card Game on motorcycles.

  • @ryanhenderson3095
    @ryanhenderson3095 5 лет назад +3

    This is usually the point where the FBI get involved

  • @savinito
    @savinito 4 года назад +1

    “Destroy the child, corrupt them all”

  • @alt0248
    @alt0248 3 года назад +1

    As soon as I got the cat shoes, I wore them till the adventure mode.

  • @DrSabot-A
    @DrSabot-A 5 лет назад

    6:34 That's literally Magnum Saber, holy shit the nostalgia

  • @psxcsomething6114
    @psxcsomething6114 4 года назад +3

    Man I really hope that he plays the rest of the yakuza games in the future after he finishes this one

  • @flames8099
    @flames8099 4 года назад +3

    You cant catch me, not when i shift into M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 3 года назад

    the car stuff was seriously more entertaining to watch than the fighting

  • @tariqshort4025
    @tariqshort4025 4 года назад

    the end animation is always one of my Favourite parts
    but with those songs it's even better.

  • @DiranJiru
    @DiranJiru 5 лет назад +19

    I just got this, and my brother loves this game so much. It has one of his favourite things. Beating the ever living shit out of people.

    • @tigerfestivals5137
      @tigerfestivals5137 5 лет назад +1

      What are his other favorite things?

    • @DiranJiru
      @DiranJiru 5 лет назад +5

      @@tigerfestivals5137 Beating the ever living shit out of people with objects around him.

  • @bigezfire2390
    @bigezfire2390 4 года назад +2

    Man, I think you're the inside voice of any and everybody who played this game and saw some badass shit happen. Just a whole bunch of OOOHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTT OOOOHHHHHHAAAAAA.

  • @dy4914
    @dy4914 4 года назад

    "in 2019, nothing will change"
    demn, hits to close to home.

  • @pinguin4898
    @pinguin4898 5 лет назад +2

    imagine if every fight is just him imagining it and really he just insults everyone so bad they take flesh wounds

  • @wavygravy7781
    @wavygravy7781 11 месяцев назад

    JFJ is the type of guy to 100% a game without even noticing

  • @DirtneckVonTremere
    @DirtneckVonTremere 4 года назад

    at 15:11 he deflated and it is the best noise ever

  • @NbgamerguyKINGOFNBS
    @NbgamerguyKINGOFNBS 4 года назад

    There was a solid minute of me not making a noise from how hard I was laughing

  • @ArtyThe_Fox
    @ArtyThe_Fox 3 года назад

    This Series never get old, its always funny

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter Месяц назад

    12:12 JFJ’s getting caught in 24K again!
    13:40 POLICE, HE’S DOING IT AGAIN!
    17:11 Jealous via cute little Girl
    Oh Muh Gaw

  • @Steve055
    @Steve055 5 лет назад +4

    Just know JFJ if you ever stop playing Yakuza 0 the Yakuza will come after you.

  • @dominigiro9806
    @dominigiro9806 4 года назад

    19:59 I just can't stop thinking about it. I am too curious on what happened.

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 Год назад

    0:51 Shark torpedoru! *BRRRRRRRRR!*

  • @XRN0
    @XRN0 4 года назад +1

    Godspeed Motor: [Equip]

  • @uncledoctor6920
    @uncledoctor6920 5 лет назад +1

    This game is an absolute fever dream in animeland

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire 4 года назад

    683b yen when the clip ended. Consider how in 1, Kiryu could've said "lost 1b? here's 2b in insurance while I find the true culprit, fuck you" with that money.

  • @largeshrimpin3407
    @largeshrimpin3407 5 лет назад +2

    this is my favourite series ever wtf

  • @pear2369
    @pear2369 4 года назад

    14:22 just a self reminder of where to go back to
    20:00

  • @MajinRazzie
    @MajinRazzie 5 лет назад

    17:25
    JFJ: Okay, I'm done. I can't. I can't listen to these fuckin'... boots any more. I can't... I can't...
    *Unequips the boots. Speech bubble pops up saying "I've had enough of this"*

  • @Adam-qz5cw
    @Adam-qz5cw 5 лет назад +1

    This Yakuza 0 siries is the best in the whole god dam world

  • @MikeHoliday
    @MikeHoliday 5 лет назад +2

    Ay bro watch your jet bro watch your jet bro WATCH YOUR JET 8:10

  • @Velvet_Vylure
    @Velvet_Vylure 5 лет назад +2

    he says theres no reason to pocket circuit again.... but oh just wait until he finds it in kiwami.

  • @mryoshi1221
    @mryoshi1221 4 года назад

    i watched that part of kiryu eating pizza maybe 10 times, my brain cannot mentally wrap around what just happened

  • @thegongoozler3374
    @thegongoozler3374 Год назад

    The only opponent Kiryu couldn't beat, that slice of pissa.

  • @DiranJiru
    @DiranJiru 4 года назад

    Jfj must have abs at this point with all that laughing.

  • @NohlMarcus
    @NohlMarcus 5 лет назад +1

    I love this series and I hope he does more soon!

  • @gasmaskghost4110
    @gasmaskghost4110 4 года назад +1

    so this is what the protagonist must look like to others

  • @patronofsaints2062
    @patronofsaints2062 5 лет назад +2

    The karaoke song has become one of my favorites

  • @haze2770
    @haze2770 4 года назад

    2:34 JOTARO?
    Not quite

  • @Keaghan9
    @Keaghan9 4 года назад +1

    I find it funny how he yells “fuck them kids” CONSIDERING MICHAEL JACKSON IS ACTUALLY IN THIS!

  • @rickterthered4411
    @rickterthered4411 3 года назад

    20:43 how did he get help it's be a year and I still can't figure it out