>Least wanted child gets plague ISP: We'll do nothing (including isolating him) I want him to die anyhow. >Death gives plague to the favorite child >Favorite dies to plague >Death recovers from plague ISP: How did you recover? >Death Dies too Death's last words: YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE >Multiple heirs and wife end up dying from plague too. >Sad stands alone.
I remember seeing a comment on one of his videos that said something like "Isp, remove the ironside intro from one of your videos so that we know if you've been kidnapped"
@Sightless_Seeker ISP comes home late from the bar drunk and angry. His wife Bokoen1 Denmark Version tries to console him, but he smacks him down. He has reached his breaking point.
He was one of the more human looking progeny in the first place for one thing (although considering how his siblings look, there's little in the way of competition for that title...)
“I was dying from the moment I came into this world. Nothing you could do to me could equal even one moment of my own tortured existence.” -attributed to King help me of Pomerania
"So what do you do for a living?" "I'm a game developer at Paradox!" "Oh wow that sounds exciting! I bet it's so glamorous!" *Flashback to that entire week spent creating CGI open sores and buboes* "Yeeeeaaahhhh..."
Did anyone else notice that at 8:30, it said: "This is you, unfortunately," and at 16:05 when it said "This is you, though you don't always feel like yourself."😆😂
ISP I don't know if you'll read this message but the video was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I couldn't stop laughing, keep up the great work and thanks for the laughs!
2:20 Well, actually, the Baltic coast of Pommerenia has always been a very popular resort and holiday spot. Also the lakes, rivers and woods of northern Pommerenia make a nice trip location.
Just imagine a story where the main character is ugly as sin with every disease known to man and WILL die soon, but he is still brilliant enough to get a wife, have a kid, and expand the kingdom. I just imagine him at one point getting into a physical fight, but with 100 martial skill is able to win despite being blind. Like, he just becomes Daredevil for 10 seconds.
"...the last words of Help Me Ahahahaha..." -He must have died while typing it. -Come on! -That's what it says. -Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type "Ahahahaha" He'd just say it. -That's what's typed in the game. -Perhaps he was dictating it. -Shut up! -Does it say anything else? -No! -Just "Help me Ahahahahaha."
Ok, so around the 10 minute mark, just read the the Great Pox "treatment". That makes me want to gag. She took the syphilis scabs from someone with worse syphilis than him, ground them into a powder, and made him inhale them. Wow
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Give me the megacampain
MEGACAMPAIGN!
Artillery only mega campaign
Hey isp im from belgium
Mega campaign for VPN against viruses and stealing personal information VPN only when
>Least wanted child gets plague
ISP: We'll do nothing (including isolating him) I want him to die anyhow.
>Death gives plague to the favorite child
>Favorite dies to plague
>Death recovers from plague
ISP: How did you recover?
>Death Dies too
Death's last words: YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
>Multiple heirs and wife end up dying from plague too.
>Sad stands alone.
Also Skeletor, she's indestructible
There's no way you can convince me this man isn't just Red Thanos
He’ll kill half of humanity by spreading the bubonic plague
That's actually Nemesis, can't you see?
"Reality is often disappointing"
I can see it behind the fleshyness
On his death bed queen Skeletor asks "What was the price that you paid?"
His answer will be "Everything!"
The lack of an Ironside intro shakes me to my core
I remember seeing a comment on one of his videos that said something like "Isp, remove the ironside intro from one of your videos so that we know if you've been kidnapped"
@@dannyearlreal WE GOTTA SAVE HIM!!!
@@dannyearlreal ITS CRUSADING TIME
@Sightless_Seeker ISP comes home late from the bar drunk and angry. His wife Bokoen1 Denmark Version tries to console him, but he smacks him down. He has reached his breaking point.
@@Daniel-bb9qj Where is this fanfic found? I wanna read it
Queen Skeletor Of Jerusalem isn't something I thought I would hear waking up today.
I find your lack of Faith disturbing
@@seanmcmanus2777 I find your lack of preparedness disturbing.
@@Lord_Of_Aether Did Jesus use the Force?
@@seanmcmanus2777 Of course he did, he created it.
@@Lord_Of_Aether i dont like the fact that youre not wrong
I love how Prince Sad looked like he was in his 60s when he was only around 30 lmao
Syndicalist
down with the traitors! Down with the syndicalist scum!
Kill all syndies. Silver Legion for life.
@@hellenicboi14 cringe
What does your flag mean?
Why does Prince Sad actually look like a passable human being when he grows that beard.
He was one of the more human looking progeny in the first place for one thing (although considering how his siblings look, there's little in the way of competition for that title...)
@Jacqueline A true that
‘Passable’?
Was listening to the vid while making dinner:
"Skeletor eh? Probably just skinny"
*looks at phone*
"Oh my-"
12:20
"Prince Death of Pain & Suffering"
“I was dying from the moment I came into this world.
Nothing you could do to me could equal even one moment of my own tortured existence.”
-attributed to King help me of Pomerania
Normal Players: Hey guys today we are gonna reform rome let's go!
ISP: I WILL CREATE THE PERFECT SPECIMEN
Eww, ISP? sorry sir, but we only watch isorrowproductions here. ISP is Illegal.
@@mitochondria6247 Yeah, I’m sick of his fans saying isorrow just steals his ideas, ISP is just jealous of isorrow’s success smh.
I too make roadkill for a ruler
"So what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a game developer at Paradox!"
"Oh wow that sounds exciting! I bet it's so glamorous!"
*Flashback to that entire week spent creating CGI open sores and buboes*
"Yeeeeaaahhhh..."
it's kind of crazy how king help me didn't age a day until he died at like, 80. give me your skin routine you absolute madman
The secret is to look worse than a human could, from the beginning. Works every time
Queen Skeletor was one of the best parts of this video
"What if I played as a Demon Prince of Nurgle?"
I appreciate you not letting your shilling cut into our ten minutes of mapies
I think you mean 15 minutes of mapies
"Prince Death of Pain & Suffering" was truly destined for ill fate
A character having every single trait
*I'm the STATman*
ITS U AGAIN
The boi is sponsored by Surfshark
*They grow up so fast*
I can’t believe someone taught a shark to surf
Attack South Korea
PUT THE MASK BACK! PUT THE MASK BACK! PUT THE MASK BACK!
I bet when Skeltor dies shes just going to trip and turn to dust when she hits the ground
Look guys, this is what isp's father looks like.
I thought it was Trotsky lol
So ISP is Sad?
"Prince Death of Pain & Suffering" is a title some edgy teen would put to their OC
Shouldn’t have been eating a taco when he took that mask off.
Same lost my damn appetite
Funfact: Over here in Germany the beaches of Pommerania are a very popular beach holiday target
in Poland too.
@@igor_pavlovich But Poland is cold?
When he goes on the pilgrimage, you hover over your character and I like how it says "this is you, unfortunately"
Skeletor informing you someone was trying to assassinate Skeletor had me howling XD
"This is you, unfortunately"
Lmao
Comedy gold lol
Remember that one time female Skeletor took control of Castle Grayskull from Jerusalem?
The crusades were dark times.
For me, as a Russian speaker, Pomerania already sounds literally like "the land of dying"
Look out for Pomeranians.
9:07 that's what the necrons looked like before the flesh forges
I got an ad for dominoes
😭😭😭
Prince Death of Pain and Suffer is pretty epic name
Pro tip: Don't eat while watching this character creation
I mean, I tried, but I kept laughing too much...I'm pre-vet major though, so I'm used to some fairly graphic imagery...
Not clear enough. This is a normal man
He is handsome
@@Hiroakiarai88 he is a very handsome man
Why?
>Kingdom of pain and suffering
As a Pomeranian all I can say is that it's fucking accurate
You're telling me the frigid waters of the Baltic sea aren't a great vacation spot?
Nie przesadzaj. Pomoże nie jest takie złe . Mogło być gorzej, mogłeś być z Podlasia.
PS. Sory za tych wszystkich Warszawskich turystów.
@@kubakornijenko1927 Pomorze jest zajebiste, ale przez bycie przysłowiowym klinem między Niemcami i Polską ten tytuł jak najbardziej pasuje
Did anyone else notice that at 8:30, it said: "This is you, unfortunately," and at 16:05 when it said "This is you, though you don't always feel like yourself."😆😂
Everytime you say gravy babies, a angel is born
An angel
A gravangel
*a angle
13:54 Fun fact, in French "little death" means orgasm!
RIP little Death.
La petite mort
I actually got a Pizza Hut ad when he zoomed on Mr Tomato's face and I seriously lost my shit
When your son the imbodiment of plauge itself lives longer than your completely healthy one
Oh my god. Skeletor and Death had me crying, I was laughing so hard.
I managed to remain relatively calm throughout the first half.
But then Skeletor daughter came, and now I'm in tears.
Prince sad looks like one of those drama masks for melincoly
10:08 King Henry VIII be like…
I had an asthma attack watching this, so funny, couldn't breathe for laughing - worth it XD
Truly capture the true meaning of "I want to die"
Imagine being a soldier in the royal castle, working at late night and then you see the thumbnail of the video loking at you
14:00 that will be my nightmare
He looks like the Freddy Krueger of Santa Claus.
You mean the thing Krampus fears?
I have not laughed this much in a long time.
Rewatched it and laughed so much a got the hiccups.
If I don’t have the chance in the next couple of videos Merry Christmas to you all
You too!
The twist is this is the beginning of the mega campaign
If this was Dark Souls they would call him some shit like "The Rotten King" or "The Lord of Unholy Diseases". Or just Derek.
BRO HIS EYE BANDAGE LOOKS LIKE A GIGANT UNIBROW🤣🤣🤣
@Malcolm Holmes really? Damm, it's difficult to tell what's what😂
This is how I like to play CK2, unironically. If I'm having fun, it doesn't matter if I cheat. XD
Little girl: Mom can we get a tomato?
Mom: No honey we have a tomato at home
Tomato at home: 4:13
“This is you, unfortunately.” I DIED
I was laughing my ass off the whole time, could barely breathe lol. Thanks for the laugh.
I never knew how badly I needed this video - truly a masterpiece of epic proportions!
Skeletor is one of the greatest characters I have seen in this game holy crap.
**CLIMBS INTO BATHTUB OF EGGNOG AND GRAVY NECK DEEP** "History boy ready!!"
The Skeletor child made me crack, thag was so funny
That face that even a mother couldn't love... 😂😱😂
ISP I don't know if you'll read this message but the video was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I couldn't stop laughing, keep up the great work and thanks for the laughs!
A playthrough trying to get this dynasty surviving for as long as possible would be cool
I’ve never related to a character in a video game this much.
2:20 Well, actually, the Baltic coast of Pommerenia has always been a very popular resort and holiday spot. Also the lakes, rivers and woods of northern Pommerenia make a nice trip location.
This is truly a nation blessed by nurgle
Paradox and the CK3 character avatar system they created have shaken me to my very core.
I laughed so hard thank, you for this *masterpiece* of genetic nightmares!
I haven't laughed this hard in forever 🤣
Oh my, I was not prepared for long HRE at the end
I watch people play this seriously, so this is funny as hell.
Imagine being conquered by Pain and Suffering
So is this the family you're going to pull the "Paradox Mega Campaign" with, cause that'd be fucking rad
Just imagine a story where the main character is ugly as sin with every disease known to man and WILL die soon, but he is still brilliant enough to get a wife, have a kid, and expand the kingdom.
I just imagine him at one point getting into a physical fight, but with 100 martial skill is able to win despite being blind. Like, he just becomes Daredevil for 10 seconds.
"Only things he can recover from"
Ah yes I recovered from Blindness by myself last weak
"...the last words of Help Me Ahahahaha..."
-He must have died while typing it.
-Come on!
-That's what it says.
-Look, if he was dying,
he wouldn't bother to type "Ahahahaha" He'd just say it.
-That's what's typed in the game.
-Perhaps he was dictating it.
-Shut up!
-Does it say anything else?
-No!
-Just "Help me Ahahahahaha."
“Well I ain’t too surprised you killed her”, I am dead!!!
If these people existed in history, there would be a Sam O’Nella video about them
Bit late but next nostalgia November ISP should also bring back old merch. Would love the chance to get a Denmark is not real hoodie.
Prince Sad: "I don't want to be sad anymore. I want to be happy." _becomes rival_
Ok, so around the 10 minute mark, just read the the Great Pox "treatment". That makes me want to gag.
She took the syphilis scabs from someone with worse syphilis than him, ground them into a powder, and made him inhale them. Wow
That idea with living biogolical weapon it's great.
your kids are slowly becoming members of Slipknot.
I've been following this channel for a while and i am just waiting until the algorythm detects this as "Little nightmares".
Princess Skeltor makes me laugh when you say her name. All the kids make me laugh
I just finished cyberpunk, I needed this
"I am going to show you the reality of messing with genetics" - Hubsburg moment
I haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks for that
ISP going to steal this be careful isorrow
This video was great for my body positivity, after seeing this I can now confidently look at myself
im literally having trouble seeing and breathing while watching this
This video made me laugh hard enough to subscribe. Keep up the great content.
Sorta reminds me of one of my dynasty members that got all of the diseases and such and still lived for a few years. Man's didn't want to die
Bill Gates:I can’t wait to see what people do with computers
ISP: 4:21
8:32
“This is you, unfortunately”
Isorrowsproductions: I’m going to be showing you how to mess with genetics
Habsburgs: Hold my beer!
How many years has isp done the gravy babies intro? I remember the first time he did it but I cant find it
You should named your character "Chef Boyardi"
F every horror movie that character gave me nightmares for the rest of my life.