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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  4 года назад +221

    Get Surfshark VPN at surfshark.deals/isp - Enter promo code ISP for 84% off and 4 extra months for FREE!"

  • @WIGutie
    @WIGutie 4 года назад +423

    >Least wanted child gets plague
    ISP: We'll do nothing (including isolating him) I want him to die anyhow.
    >Death gives plague to the favorite child
    >Favorite dies to plague
    >Death recovers from plague
    ISP: How did you recover?
    >Death Dies too
    Death's last words: YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
    >Multiple heirs and wife end up dying from plague too.
    >Sad stands alone.

  • @moonshinei
    @moonshinei 4 года назад +1494

    There's no way you can convince me this man isn't just Red Thanos

    • @jack6126
      @jack6126 4 года назад +40

      He’ll kill half of humanity by spreading the bubonic plague

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 года назад +4

      That's actually Nemesis, can't you see?

    • @3monkeysinatrenchcoat543
      @3monkeysinatrenchcoat543 4 года назад +5

      "Reality is often disappointing"

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 года назад +1

      I can see it behind the fleshyness

    • @Breedo
      @Breedo 3 года назад +6

      On his death bed queen Skeletor asks "What was the price that you paid?"
      His answer will be "Everything!"

  • @BigMoebius
    @BigMoebius 4 года назад +2539

    The lack of an Ironside intro shakes me to my core

    • @dannyearlreal
      @dannyearlreal 4 года назад +444

      I remember seeing a comment on one of his videos that said something like "Isp, remove the ironside intro from one of your videos so that we know if you've been kidnapped"

    • @joshuanaumowicz5115
      @joshuanaumowicz5115 4 года назад +147

      @@dannyearlreal WE GOTTA SAVE HIM!!!

    • @Wisdomtherockjhonson
      @Wisdomtherockjhonson 4 года назад +114

      @@dannyearlreal ITS CRUSADING TIME

    • @Daniel-bb9qj
      @Daniel-bb9qj 4 года назад +151

      @Sightless_Seeker ISP comes home late from the bar drunk and angry. His wife Bokoen1 Denmark Version tries to console him, but he smacks him down. He has reached his breaking point.

    • @idkwut4523
      @idkwut4523 4 года назад +30

      @@Daniel-bb9qj Where is this fanfic found? I wanna read it

  • @Lord_Of_Aether
    @Lord_Of_Aether 4 года назад +923

    Queen Skeletor Of Jerusalem isn't something I thought I would hear waking up today.

    • @seanmcmanus2777
      @seanmcmanus2777 3 года назад +5

      I find your lack of Faith disturbing

    • @Lord_Of_Aether
      @Lord_Of_Aether 3 года назад +5

      @@seanmcmanus2777 I find your lack of preparedness disturbing.

    • @seanmcmanus2777
      @seanmcmanus2777 3 года назад

      @@Lord_Of_Aether Did Jesus use the Force?

    • @Lord_Of_Aether
      @Lord_Of_Aether 3 года назад +5

      @@seanmcmanus2777 Of course he did, he created it.

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 3 года назад

      @@Lord_Of_Aether i dont like the fact that youre not wrong

  • @CollinBuckman
    @CollinBuckman 4 года назад +1454

    I love how Prince Sad looked like he was in his 60s when he was only around 30 lmao

    • @kaidenhall2718
      @kaidenhall2718 4 года назад +29

      Syndicalist

    • @crims8102
      @crims8102 4 года назад +27

      down with the traitors! Down with the syndicalist scum!

    • @hellenicboi14
      @hellenicboi14 4 года назад +20

      Kill all syndies. Silver Legion for life.

    • @yamnaya88
      @yamnaya88 4 года назад +13

      @@hellenicboi14 cringe

    • @yamnaya88
      @yamnaya88 4 года назад +1

      What does your flag mean?

  • @hazzyavery7152
    @hazzyavery7152 4 года назад +894

    Why does Prince Sad actually look like a passable human being when he grows that beard.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 4 года назад +106

      He was one of the more human looking progeny in the first place for one thing (although considering how his siblings look, there's little in the way of competition for that title...)

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 4 года назад +12

      @Jacqueline A true that

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 3 года назад

      ‘Passable’?

  • @sniippiggydigg
    @sniippiggydigg 4 года назад +460

    Was listening to the vid while making dinner:
    "Skeletor eh? Probably just skinny"
    *looks at phone*
    "Oh my-"

  • @richardpomelear7462
    @richardpomelear7462 4 года назад +83

    12:20
    "Prince Death of Pain & Suffering"

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 4 года назад +49

    “I was dying from the moment I came into this world.
    Nothing you could do to me could equal even one moment of my own tortured existence.”
    -attributed to King help me of Pomerania

  • @alperos29
    @alperos29 4 года назад +251

    Normal Players: Hey guys today we are gonna reform rome let's go!
    ISP: I WILL CREATE THE PERFECT SPECIMEN

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 4 года назад +23

      Eww, ISP? sorry sir, but we only watch isorrowproductions here. ISP is Illegal.

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 4 года назад +16

      @@mitochondria6247 Yeah, I’m sick of his fans saying isorrow just steals his ideas, ISP is just jealous of isorrow’s success smh.

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 года назад +1

      I too make roadkill for a ruler

  • @bodo-bing
    @bodo-bing 4 года назад +39

    "So what do you do for a living?"
    "I'm a game developer at Paradox!"
    "Oh wow that sounds exciting! I bet it's so glamorous!"
    *Flashback to that entire week spent creating CGI open sores and buboes*
    "Yeeeeaaahhhh..."

  • @rileyminer9748
    @rileyminer9748 4 года назад +128

    it's kind of crazy how king help me didn't age a day until he died at like, 80. give me your skin routine you absolute madman

    • @tominieminen66
      @tominieminen66 3 года назад +41

      The secret is to look worse than a human could, from the beginning. Works every time

  • @WaterGunCat
    @WaterGunCat 4 года назад +79

    Queen Skeletor was one of the best parts of this video

  • @wittyreviewer
    @wittyreviewer 4 года назад +146

    "What if I played as a Demon Prince of Nurgle?"

  • @ajrk95
    @ajrk95 4 года назад +413

    I appreciate you not letting your shilling cut into our ten minutes of mapies

    • @vladakulov2678
      @vladakulov2678 4 года назад +25

      I think you mean 15 minutes of mapies

  • @MGoogle3146
    @MGoogle3146 4 года назад +50

    "Prince Death of Pain & Suffering" was truly destined for ill fate

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +372

    A character having every single trait
    *I'm the STATman*

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +240

    The boi is sponsored by Surfshark
    *They grow up so fast*

    • @plate_fox
      @plate_fox 4 года назад +12

      I can’t believe someone taught a shark to surf

    • @xavierkorir2580
      @xavierkorir2580 4 года назад +1

      Attack South Korea

  • @radioactiveriver6718
    @radioactiveriver6718 4 года назад +69

    PUT THE MASK BACK! PUT THE MASK BACK! PUT THE MASK BACK!

  • @leflamewolf
    @leflamewolf 4 года назад +62

    I bet when Skeltor dies shes just going to trip and turn to dust when she hits the ground

  • @failuretv814
    @failuretv814 4 года назад +91

    Look guys, this is what isp's father looks like.

  • @arkay4387
    @arkay4387 4 года назад +61

    "Prince Death of Pain & Suffering" is a title some edgy teen would put to their OC

  • @doggishshadow3245
    @doggishshadow3245 4 года назад +178

    Shouldn’t have been eating a taco when he took that mask off.

    • @handle_m1
      @handle_m1 4 года назад +9

      Same lost my damn appetite

  • @foooooof
    @foooooof 4 года назад +63

    Funfact: Over here in Germany the beaches of Pommerania are a very popular beach holiday target

  • @DDMarcozzi
    @DDMarcozzi 4 года назад +18

    When he goes on the pilgrimage, you hover over your character and I like how it says "this is you, unfortunately"

  • @jazzycat8917
    @jazzycat8917 3 года назад +17

    Skeletor informing you someone was trying to assassinate Skeletor had me howling XD

  • @fersivd
    @fersivd 4 года назад +99

    "This is you, unfortunately"
    Lmao

  • @BloodfelX
    @BloodfelX 4 года назад +24

    Remember that one time female Skeletor took control of Castle Grayskull from Jerusalem?
    The crusades were dark times.

  • @shacus945
    @shacus945 4 года назад +35

    For me, as a Russian speaker, Pomerania already sounds literally like "the land of dying"

  • @Tsuruchi_420
    @Tsuruchi_420 4 года назад +26

    9:07 that's what the necrons looked like before the flesh forges

  • @ernestbany8147
    @ernestbany8147 4 года назад +15

    Prince Death of Pain and Suffer is pretty epic name

  • @boonmoved2486
    @boonmoved2486 4 года назад +58

    Pro tip: Don't eat while watching this character creation

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 4 года назад +1

      I mean, I tried, but I kept laughing too much...I'm pre-vet major though, so I'm used to some fairly graphic imagery...

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 года назад +2

      Not clear enough. This is a normal man

    • @Hiroakiarai88
      @Hiroakiarai88 4 года назад +5

      He is handsome

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 года назад

      @@Hiroakiarai88 he is a very handsome man

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 3 года назад

      Why?

  • @borignev9087
    @borignev9087 4 года назад +8

    >Kingdom of pain and suffering
    As a Pomeranian all I can say is that it's fucking accurate

    • @sergeantsalamander
      @sergeantsalamander 4 года назад +3

      You're telling me the frigid waters of the Baltic sea aren't a great vacation spot?

    • @kubakornijenko1927
      @kubakornijenko1927 3 года назад +1

      Nie przesadzaj. Pomoże nie jest takie złe . Mogło być gorzej, mogłeś być z Podlasia.
      PS. Sory za tych wszystkich Warszawskich turystów.

    • @borignev9087
      @borignev9087 3 года назад

      @@kubakornijenko1927 Pomorze jest zajebiste, ale przez bycie przysłowiowym klinem między Niemcami i Polską ten tytuł jak najbardziej pasuje

  • @Drakrau_TheDerg
    @Drakrau_TheDerg 3 года назад +4

    Did anyone else notice that at 8:30, it said: "This is you, unfortunately," and at 16:05 when it said "This is you, though you don't always feel like yourself."😆😂

  • @dontcaredidntlaugh3635
    @dontcaredidntlaugh3635 4 года назад +102

    Everytime you say gravy babies, a angel is born

  • @rhiannonenright4458
    @rhiannonenright4458 3 года назад +7

    13:54 Fun fact, in French "little death" means orgasm!
    RIP little Death.

  • @PepperoniMilkshake
    @PepperoniMilkshake 4 года назад +52

    I actually got a Pizza Hut ad when he zoomed on Mr Tomato's face and I seriously lost my shit

  • @Scoundrel1974
    @Scoundrel1974 4 года назад +16

    When your son the imbodiment of plauge itself lives longer than your completely healthy one

  • @kylewebster7319
    @kylewebster7319 3 года назад +9

    Oh my god. Skeletor and Death had me crying, I was laughing so hard.

  • @rotciv1492
    @rotciv1492 3 года назад +8

    I managed to remain relatively calm throughout the first half.
    But then Skeletor daughter came, and now I'm in tears.

  • @Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard
    @Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard 4 года назад +14

    Prince sad looks like one of those drama masks for melincoly

  • @dexterwilliams2520
    @dexterwilliams2520 Год назад +2

    10:08 King Henry VIII be like…

  • @steehill100
    @steehill100 3 года назад +5

    I had an asthma attack watching this, so funny, couldn't breathe for laughing - worth it XD

  • @reynaldoangga9209
    @reynaldoangga9209 4 года назад +8

    Truly capture the true meaning of "I want to die"

  • @saelk09
    @saelk09 3 года назад +3

    Imagine being a soldier in the royal castle, working at late night and then you see the thumbnail of the video loking at you

  • @xenox-cq9pb
    @xenox-cq9pb 3 года назад +3

    14:00 that will be my nightmare

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 4 года назад +28

    He looks like the Freddy Krueger of Santa Claus.

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden 4 года назад +4

    I have not laughed this much in a long time.
    Rewatched it and laughed so much a got the hiccups.

  • @suiiiiiiiiii9235
    @suiiiiiiiiii9235 4 года назад +30

    If I don’t have the chance in the next couple of videos Merry Christmas to you all

  • @oranjethefox8725
    @oranjethefox8725 4 года назад +5

    The twist is this is the beginning of the mega campaign

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads 2 года назад +1

    If this was Dark Souls they would call him some shit like "The Rotten King" or "The Lord of Unholy Diseases". Or just Derek.

  • @giovannidevincenzi6055
    @giovannidevincenzi6055 4 года назад +10

    BRO HIS EYE BANDAGE LOOKS LIKE A GIGANT UNIBROW🤣🤣🤣

    • @giovannidevincenzi6055
      @giovannidevincenzi6055 4 года назад

      @Malcolm Holmes really? Damm, it's difficult to tell what's what😂

  • @miles6492
    @miles6492 4 года назад +4

    This is how I like to play CK2, unironically. If I'm having fun, it doesn't matter if I cheat. XD

  • @fabiannorgren9620
    @fabiannorgren9620 4 года назад +1

    Little girl: Mom can we get a tomato?
    Mom: No honey we have a tomato at home
    Tomato at home: 4:13

  • @bowsettejr.
    @bowsettejr. 4 года назад +4

    “This is you, unfortunately.” I DIED

  • @MichaelMyers87
    @MichaelMyers87 3 года назад +3

    I was laughing my ass off the whole time, could barely breathe lol. Thanks for the laugh.

  • @BrokenBatWings
    @BrokenBatWings 4 года назад +4

    I never knew how badly I needed this video - truly a masterpiece of epic proportions!

  • @Scoopulus
    @Scoopulus 2 года назад +2

    Skeletor is one of the greatest characters I have seen in this game holy crap.

  • @Fjord_Citadel
    @Fjord_Citadel 4 года назад +2

    **CLIMBS INTO BATHTUB OF EGGNOG AND GRAVY NECK DEEP** "History boy ready!!"

  • @Daniel-kq4bx
    @Daniel-kq4bx 4 года назад +7

    The Skeletor child made me crack, thag was so funny

  • @guest273
    @guest273 4 года назад +3

    That face that even a mother couldn't love... 😂😱😂

  • @williamjamieson732
    @williamjamieson732 4 года назад +2

    ISP I don't know if you'll read this message but the video was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I couldn't stop laughing, keep up the great work and thanks for the laughs!

  • @junsengjs
    @junsengjs 4 года назад +2

    A playthrough trying to get this dynasty surviving for as long as possible would be cool

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 4 года назад +8

    I’ve never related to a character in a video game this much.

  • @DGAlpha85
    @DGAlpha85 4 года назад

    2:20 Well, actually, the Baltic coast of Pommerenia has always been a very popular resort and holiday spot. Also the lakes, rivers and woods of northern Pommerenia make a nice trip location.

  • @benjaminsouthworth5698
    @benjaminsouthworth5698 4 года назад +3

    This is truly a nation blessed by nurgle

  • @ColonelTacki
    @ColonelTacki 4 года назад +1

    Paradox and the CK3 character avatar system they created have shaken me to my very core.

  • @robertsiems3808
    @robertsiems3808 3 года назад +5

    I laughed so hard thank, you for this *masterpiece* of genetic nightmares!

  • @RenegadeLK
    @RenegadeLK 3 года назад +3

    I haven't laughed this hard in forever 🤣

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 3 года назад +3

    Oh my, I was not prepared for long HRE at the end

  • @brovalight
    @brovalight 4 года назад +2

    I watch people play this seriously, so this is funny as hell.

  • @nobleman9393
    @nobleman9393 4 года назад +6

    Imagine being conquered by Pain and Suffering

  • @lachlansmith8048
    @lachlansmith8048 4 года назад +3

    So is this the family you're going to pull the "Paradox Mega Campaign" with, cause that'd be fucking rad

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 3 года назад +1

    Just imagine a story where the main character is ugly as sin with every disease known to man and WILL die soon, but he is still brilliant enough to get a wife, have a kid, and expand the kingdom.
    I just imagine him at one point getting into a physical fight, but with 100 martial skill is able to win despite being blind. Like, he just becomes Daredevil for 10 seconds.

  • @aceofr3ap3r21
    @aceofr3ap3r21 3 года назад +1

    "Only things he can recover from"
    Ah yes I recovered from Blindness by myself last weak

  • @jfw091
    @jfw091 4 года назад +1

    "...the last words of Help Me Ahahahaha..."
    -He must have died while typing it.
    -Come on!
    -That's what it says.
    -Look, if he was dying,
    he wouldn't bother to type "Ahahahaha" He'd just say it.
    -That's what's typed in the game.
    -Perhaps he was dictating it.
    -Shut up!
    -Does it say anything else?
    -No!
    -Just "Help me Ahahahahaha."

  • @Somethingsomethinggay
    @Somethingsomethinggay 4 года назад +1

    “Well I ain’t too surprised you killed her”, I am dead!!!

  • @senorsiro3748
    @senorsiro3748 3 года назад +1

    If these people existed in history, there would be a Sam O’Nella video about them

  • @xoreo5971
    @xoreo5971 4 года назад +5

    Bit late but next nostalgia November ISP should also bring back old merch. Would love the chance to get a Denmark is not real hoodie.

  • @MrJaySoN777
    @MrJaySoN777 3 года назад

    Prince Sad: "I don't want to be sad anymore. I want to be happy." _becomes rival_

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 3 года назад +1

    Ok, so around the 10 minute mark, just read the the Great Pox "treatment". That makes me want to gag.
    She took the syphilis scabs from someone with worse syphilis than him, ground them into a powder, and made him inhale them. Wow

  • @michasjanur7256
    @michasjanur7256 3 года назад +2

    That idea with living biogolical weapon it's great.

  • @GR1MRACER
    @GR1MRACER 4 года назад +4

    your kids are slowly becoming members of Slipknot.

  • @marieltost3987
    @marieltost3987 3 года назад +1

    I've been following this channel for a while and i am just waiting until the algorythm detects this as "Little nightmares".

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden 4 года назад +1

    Princess Skeltor makes me laugh when you say her name. All the kids make me laugh

  • @kronkgaming7921
    @kronkgaming7921 4 года назад +2

    I just finished cyberpunk, I needed this

  • @ravivik3378
    @ravivik3378 4 года назад +7

    "I am going to show you the reality of messing with genetics" - Hubsburg moment

  • @genericgoon778
    @genericgoon778 4 года назад +1

    I haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks for that

  • @swisschese5962
    @swisschese5962 4 года назад +2

    ISP going to steal this be careful isorrow

  • @pestilence5972
    @pestilence5972 4 года назад +2

    This video was great for my body positivity, after seeing this I can now confidently look at myself

  • @divineorb8899
    @divineorb8899 3 года назад +3

    im literally having trouble seeing and breathing while watching this

  • @dameongeppetto
    @dameongeppetto 4 года назад +2

    This video made me laugh hard enough to subscribe. Keep up the great content.

  • @theodorekunz5455
    @theodorekunz5455 2 года назад

    Sorta reminds me of one of my dynasty members that got all of the diseases and such and still lived for a few years. Man's didn't want to die

  • @Sly-1206
    @Sly-1206 4 года назад +3

    Bill Gates:I can’t wait to see what people do with computers
    ISP: 4:21

  • @noahj008
    @noahj008 3 года назад +1

    8:32
    “This is you, unfortunately”

  • @fishpastegaming7469
    @fishpastegaming7469 4 года назад

    Isorrowsproductions: I’m going to be showing you how to mess with genetics
    Habsburgs: Hold my beer!

  • @Zykovthedunce
    @Zykovthedunce 4 года назад +1

    How many years has isp done the gravy babies intro? I remember the first time he did it but I cant find it

  • @silkfish7145
    @silkfish7145 4 года назад +4

    You should named your character "Chef Boyardi"

  • @user-vn5xj6yc9p
    @user-vn5xj6yc9p 4 года назад +4

    F every horror movie that character gave me nightmares for the rest of my life.