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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @Yogasefski
    @Yogasefski 3 года назад +544

    I’m sorry, but asking for any type of coffee beverage *ON THE ROCKS* is genius, and I’m gonna start using it.

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @rimaruttempest6109
      @rimaruttempest6109 3 года назад +5

      breh ^

    • @cheeseburgah563
      @cheeseburgah563 3 года назад +8

      Honestly yeah, we should also do that for any drink with ice in it.

    • @decepticusprevails
      @decepticusprevails 3 года назад +3

      I like it. We already use that phrase for alcoholic beverages, so it makes sense to use it for other drinks that you want ice 🧊

    • @whiterabbitserpentshand5645
      @whiterabbitserpentshand5645 3 года назад +16

      The first two replies are just awful

  • @supercyclone8342
    @supercyclone8342 3 года назад +602

    I just watched that hour-long Garfield video yesterday (what did the internet do to Garfield) and I don't regret it. There is surprisingly a ton to say about him, especially about him apologizing to Jon.

    • @KillerMeme
      @KillerMeme 3 года назад +34

      SuperEyePatchWolf?

    • @Thunderwolf-u
      @Thunderwolf-u 3 года назад +5

      @@KillerMeme Probably

    • @ale6530
      @ale6530 3 года назад +8

      @@KillerMeme yes

    • @supercyclone8342
      @supercyclone8342 3 года назад +9

      @@KillerMeme Yep!

    • @eckitronix
      @eckitronix 3 года назад +7

      It surprises me that so many people did that recently

  • @FloatingComet62
    @FloatingComet62 3 года назад +466

    Gotta love that on Emkey, there's sometimes no bleeps. And every time there is one it ALWAYS different.

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old onnanoko.tokyo/shizumi 💜
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @CD-Puter
      @CD-Puter 3 года назад +20

      @@melaniee___1486 shut up

    • @ayashameimaru966
      @ayashameimaru966 3 года назад

      Ye

    • @CrispyPillow6
      @CrispyPillow6 3 года назад +2

      Damien and robin fav

    • @ThatManSpam
      @ThatManSpam 3 года назад

      @@CrispyPillow6 same

  • @Chloe_2442
    @Chloe_2442 3 года назад +29

    7:59 robin reading this wrong and thinking the jail time was for pokemon battling is definitely the thing i needed this year

  • @blackcooler
    @blackcooler 3 года назад +269

    This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins

    • @detalius5835
      @detalius5835 3 года назад +13

      42??? YOU GUYS ARE DEAD AS HELL

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад +1

      Only for fans over 18 years old onnanoko.tokyo/shizumi 💜
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @STN4D
      @STN4D 3 года назад +3

      Why is your pfp a girl pointing a gun at a fish?

    • @LarsTonguesInAspix
      @LarsTonguesInAspix 3 года назад +1

      Oh hey scam bots

    • @mollieburge4940
      @mollieburge4940 3 года назад +3

      but do the penguins have guns

  • @derpionderpson1424
    @derpionderpson1424 3 года назад +59

    There is a difference between social anxiety and introversion.
    Introversion doesn’t need to be that you dislike other people, it’s just that if all else is equal and you have a choice between enjoying time alone or with a stranger, an introvert will be more likely to chose being alone.
    Social anxiety on the other hand is where you *want* to be part of social interactions, but worrying about basically everything wears you out and causes you to avoid social interactions.
    I personally think it is important to make a distinction so people with social anxiety realize their situation is likely due to trauma or bad social interactions at a young age giving them a warped social upbringing which can be mended by going to a psychiatric, while introversion is just a personality trait and nothing to worry about, just remember to keep in contact with your friends so they are there when you feel like doing something.

    • @averageinternetuser7847
      @averageinternetuser7847 3 года назад +5

      Finally, Someone who understands what being an introvert actually means

  • @fireprober8945
    @fireprober8945 3 года назад +56

    8:29
    The 1 hour video about Garfield that OP was talking about was “What the Internet did to Garfield” and it gets way too metaphorical about Garfield

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 3 года назад +87

    8:00
    I would like to point out they said ‘NOT for the whole fighting thing’ implying something entirely different…

    • @gbjj08
      @gbjj08 3 года назад +7

      did you know, that in-

    • @NotoriousICG
      @NotoriousICG 3 года назад +5

      Something entirely canonical within the Pokémon games

    • @aetimes2
      @aetimes2 3 года назад +7

      most of that 30% has a vaporeon and/or a gardevoir

    • @owenmurphy924
      @owenmurphy924 3 года назад +9

      8 year old me: It would be epic if pokemon were real!
      15 year old me who has been on the internet: please don't make it real

    • @7ofspades7
      @7ofspades7 3 года назад +1

      @@aetimes2 Lucario is statistically more popular than gardevoir.

  • @eyesglow1777
    @eyesglow1777 3 года назад +197

    I have to admit that I usually watch emkay videos when I can’t do something, I’ve been struggling with eating disorders since some time now but I’ve taken the habit of sitting down and taking my time to eat while watching emkay. It’s really helped me with it

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @Havoc_Prismatic
      @Havoc_Prismatic 3 года назад +9

      I have Arfid and to distract myself from the eating I also watch emkay! It’s a good coping tool

    • @Emm1lyn
      @Emm1lyn 3 года назад +9

      Watching a video while eating feels good honestly

    • @reas81aj77
      @reas81aj77 3 года назад +8

      im so sorry abt ur eating disorder, im really happy that emkay is helping u eat more tho !! i wish u the best of luck w getting out of ur eating disorder

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle 3 года назад +2

      Before you know it you’d have eaten the whole bowl and went for seconds :)

  • @BlockStah
    @BlockStah 3 года назад +30

    Mental health is like fire, its super chaotic
    - Sun Tzu

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @astrocalls
    @astrocalls 3 года назад +42

    I never realised how much I watched Emkay until my WiFi cut out for 3 days, I’m binging all the videos now lol

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 3 года назад +187

    I've been battling some serious depression lately, so this channel, combined with Keyush The Stunt Dog and Girl With The Dogs, has really helped pull me back from the brink. Starting to feel a bit better. Thank you, EmKay.

    • @chromite4068
      @chromite4068 3 года назад +5

      @tasya niel bro tf

    • @guig16
      @guig16 3 года назад +8

      @@chromite4068 It’s a bot, so it has no conscience and thus will not care about this person here’s unfortunate condition.

    • @tysendg1-118
      @tysendg1-118 3 года назад +3

      Me too, hope it gets better, I know it doesn’t really just “get better” and that it takes more than just youtubers, but hope it gets better eventually,

    • @chromite4068
      @chromite4068 3 года назад +6

      @@guig16 fuck this bot all my homies hate this bot

    • @MaxxieTheGal
      @MaxxieTheGal 3 года назад +2

      Hope you get better Jordan

  • @renan0004
    @renan0004 3 года назад +8

    8:27 super eyepatch wolf: you're right an hour is too little, an hour and twenty minutes on the other hand.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 года назад +9

    7:52 I'm sure Gardevoir, Lopunny, and Lucario's evolution lines would be responsible for at least 70% of those arrests.

    • @jakoblent4694
      @jakoblent4694 3 года назад +1

      And the other 30 are people abusing hypnos

    • @matiaspereyra9392
      @matiaspereyra9392 3 года назад

      @@jakoblent4694 that shit would be a problem, I bet everyone would be issued a psychic pokemon to defend against both regular people and wild psychic pokemon, given that you shouldn't restrict them because that would be even a bigger issue nor ban them because that's not feasible

  • @limejelo
    @limejelo 3 года назад +9

    8:22 I love when EmKay points out how thrown together and nonsensical some memes are

    • @Lemonsrt
      @Lemonsrt 3 года назад +1

      Ok but it’s even funnier because that video actually exists

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 3 года назад

      Checkmate
      ruclips.net/video/NAh9oLs67Cw/видео.html

  • @kurgerbing3787
    @kurgerbing3787 3 года назад +6

    _”This may seem weird but your dog_ _seemed to really enjoy that.”_
    *”_Am i threatening my self?”_*

  • @masterpuggo4023
    @masterpuggo4023 3 года назад +12

    8:26
    Clearly, the world of i'm sorry jon hasnt been exposed to you

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @kitdoesstuff_official
    @kitdoesstuff_official 3 года назад +36

    I love it when Emkay posts during my school day

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 3 года назад +16

    6:08 You know that there is this thing called "too much vodka"..? Never have to worry about anything, ever again..

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @boujeebootymeat585
      @boujeebootymeat585 3 года назад

      no it only too much vodka when a bear is passed out from it/the hanger over, sheeeeeeeeesh!

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 3 года назад

      @@boujeebootymeat585 If You drink too much, you don't have to worry about a hangover.. 😵

  • @dogonmainstreethowling
    @dogonmainstreethowling 3 года назад +9

    11:49 oh my god I actually saw this happen once. I was staying in mayo w/ family and just so yk most of the people of mayo are absolutely horrible at trying to prevent the virus and then this guy puts on his mask and just walks into a shop and goes very loudly "OH HOWYA (i forgot the guys name)" and then proceeded to take off his mask and start having a casual conversation with this guy inside the building both not wearing any masks

  • @erebos42
    @erebos42 3 года назад +3

    Robin: No amount of vodka on New Year's Eve will save you from New Year's Day.
    Alcohol poisoning and liver failure: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 3 года назад +5

    8:21 I once watched an hour long video about Garfield detailing how the internet turned him into a Lovecraftian Sensation, so it is possible

  • @wyvern-nero
    @wyvern-nero 3 года назад +18

    "Where in the world is there an hour long video about garfield?" oh. so you have not seen the horrors. May i recommend "Super Eyepatch Wolfs" video titled "What the internet did to Garfield"? I'm sure you'll be horrified.

  • @laxmastiffgaming6351
    @laxmastiffgaming6351 3 года назад +10

    Every time I heard the story of Goldilocks, she didn't sleep in the larger beds because one was way too firm, and the other was so soft it was swallowing her. But are we going to talk about how Mama and Papa Bear had begun sleeping separately?

    • @cthonisprincess4011
      @cthonisprincess4011 3 года назад

      Actually it’s a really good idea, as it allows for a better night sleep.
      It wasn’t until the 1960s that it was actually expected that couples were expected to sleep together in the same bed.

    • @The1nvisibleJeevas
      @The1nvisibleJeevas 3 года назад

      @@cthonisprincess4011 who started that trend, and why?

    • @cthonisprincess4011
      @cthonisprincess4011 3 года назад

      @@The1nvisibleJeevas I dunno, but it certainly took serious hold during the so-called ‘Sex Revolution’.

  • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
    @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 3 года назад +5

    1:18 I'm glad I'm not the only one. Given how chill my parents and younger brother are with their phones while on the balcony, I've been led to think that I'm weird or maybe even paranoid for worrying I might drop my phone over the balcony if I don't clench it tightly. I mean, I am weird, but at least that's one less reason why.

  • @xrathyes
    @xrathyes 3 года назад +130

    Fun Fact: Emkay has helped people with their depression, Including me.

  • @overgrowth3603
    @overgrowth3603 3 года назад +13

    the hour long video is how the internet ruined garfield. I know this because the thumbnail is eldrich garfield and it haunts my youtube recommended

    • @starwolf27
      @starwolf27 3 года назад

      Watch it; it’s really good

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 3 года назад +12

    7:55 You misread and I'm pretty sure misunderstood this one. If Pokemon were real, 30% of us would be in jail NOT for the fighting thing.

    • @CH1PP3NDAL3
      @CH1PP3NDAL3 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, he is a little confused, but he`s got the spirit xD

    • @mewyorkcityf46607
      @mewyorkcityf46607 3 года назад +3

      gardevoir and vaporeon. dont let 18+ year olds own gardevoir or vaporeon

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza Год назад

      ​@@mewyorkcityf46607I think that letting a teenager to have a gardevoir is much worse that to let a guy with a family have one.

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong 3 года назад +9

    *6:40** Me after went back to sleep and wakes up at 7:30am in the morning: Yeah, it was totally worth it!*

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @guardian3636
    @guardian3636 3 года назад +2

    8:26 super eyepatch wolf: it's better if you don't know

  • @MalloryHasCats
    @MalloryHasCats 3 года назад +6

    Can relate to the dog getting forehead kisses. Yesterday I was sitting on the couch next to Biscuit (the cat) and boyfriend walks in. I say hi honey, and he goes "HI BISCUIT! AW YOU ARE SO PRETTY, I GOTTA GIVE YOU KISSES" etc and then "hi mallory" and walks into the kitchen.

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 3 года назад

      Sorry The cat comes first it’s pretty rare to haves cat the likes attention

  • @sunvieightmaster88
    @sunvieightmaster88 3 года назад +10

    "Let me check out my mental health real quick"
    CS:GO players: Depression

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 3 года назад +1

      See also: League of Legends players

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 3 года назад

      Is playing cs:Go the video game equivalent to having a porn addiction

  • @winnkey
    @winnkey 3 года назад +13

    As someone who has watched an hour long video on Garfield it was very interesting

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @pigeonthatlikesred
      @pigeonthatlikesred 3 года назад

      The one by Super Eyepatch Wolf? If so, same.

  • @Megatrenwastaken
    @Megatrenwastaken 3 года назад +1

    10:45 I was sent out of my class once so I just wandered around the hallways and I found an aerial picture of the school, I looked closely at it because I really had nothing better to do, the temporary block was there, the photo was taken 50 years ago

  • @Borsuk988
    @Borsuk988 3 года назад +10

    As a man who have a fear of height the thumbnail was vary true

  • @Wise_moonlight
    @Wise_moonlight 3 года назад +2

    7:22 Robin, you mean almost every f*cking Education System's game

  • @katie15732
    @katie15732 3 года назад +15

    I should be doing my school work, but I'm watching EmKay instead

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 3 года назад

      I should be sleeping lol it’s almost 1am wear I am

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @Holden_Makok
    @Holden_Makok 3 года назад +3

    At 12:08 that story reminded me about this time I was in Walmart and a man just 10 feet away from us was coughing, he proceeded to take off his mask and cough into his hand then put the mask back on. To make it even worse, he sounded sick...

  • @midnightZer0
    @midnightZer0 3 года назад +2

    7:54 I would get arrested for having over 100 Rowlet in my apartment

  • @jonathangosselin4591
    @jonathangosselin4591 3 года назад +3

    I LOVE WATCHING EMKAY

  • @rowboat0012
    @rowboat0012 3 года назад +2

    10:20 Wait wait wait...
    BEL AIR IS A REAL PLACE???

  • @sherrychannel6766
    @sherrychannel6766 3 года назад +5

    Gotta love a new me irl video

  • @7ofredspades12
    @7ofredspades12 3 года назад +2

    6:40
    This EXACT thing happened to me this morning. This is some matrix type shit. I am scared.

  • @jayanand_1993
    @jayanand_1993 3 года назад +2

    2:04 same

  • @CreepySaiyanGaming
    @CreepySaiyanGaming 3 года назад +7

    Petition to have Robin’s permanent censor noise as the cat meow. I think it’s the most fitting for him.

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong 3 года назад +10

    *Me when the:*

  • @kingconrad4577
    @kingconrad4577 3 года назад +1

    “Because i am bad at Doors”
    Relatable

  • @aLiShii_
    @aLiShii_ 3 года назад +5

    *✨ Emkay is my daily dose of happiness ✨*

    • @melaniee___1486
      @melaniee___1486 3 года назад

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

  • @productionbykylo
    @productionbykylo 3 года назад

    0:30 when your birthday happens to be 2/2/22 satisfies me because of the perfection and even it is

  • @Ari_C
    @Ari_C Год назад

    11:42 this one hurts even more a year later when we're _still_ in a pandemic, only difference is now almost everyone is behaving as if we aren't.

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose 3 года назад +1

    The balcony one couldn’t be more relatable

  • @Ashantiyana1
    @Ashantiyana1 3 года назад +2

    Interesting story about phones and balconies:
    When I was in high school, I was walking from the second floor balcony to the stairs for the first floor (outside), and um... Yeah, I dropped my phone. Dropped onto the metal rails on the first floor and then instead of the SOFT GRASS it chose the CEMENT. SOMEHOW it wasn't broken. Didn't even have a crack. I could never use wired earbuds again, but y'know what? I still had my phone.

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 месяца назад +1

    11:32 I don’t think I’ve ever related to a meme as much as that

  • @vastsea5141
    @vastsea5141 3 года назад +1

    I slapped my headphones so hard it came flying off

  • @cheeseburgah563
    @cheeseburgah563 3 года назад +1

    8:19 there is a certain few hour long video about Garfield 👀. But that one is pretty intense and not for untrue Garfield fans.

  • @somnvm37
    @somnvm37 3 года назад

    8:40 I like how all designers think "so handle means push, and flat surface means pull" beacause this is how it works everywhere.

  • @snipsnip8785
    @snipsnip8785 3 года назад +1

    1:35 sounded like alucard abridged

  • @GaryHamad
    @GaryHamad 3 года назад +1

    That Genuine Scream is Something I Can Relate and Wanna do To People

  • @drscavv2661
    @drscavv2661 3 года назад +2

    8:26 the specific video is "what the Internet did to Garfield" by super eyepatch wolf

  • @factsmachine7177
    @factsmachine7177 3 года назад +4

    Just want point out the disturbing fact that the “if Pokémon were real” meme said NOT for the fighting thing.

    • @Chloe_2442
      @Chloe_2442 3 года назад

      i literally died laughing when robin read it wrong, i am a ghost now

    • @DoctorBones1
      @DoctorBones1 2 года назад

      Well it said in the actual game people used to marry pokemon...

  • @smthnbatey
    @smthnbatey 3 года назад

    10:36 Venom 2018 being my new comfort movie and those movie critics throwing hate at it

  • @etourdie
    @etourdie 3 года назад

    Here's the thing: every day is the same and it drags on, so it takes forever to actually get to something worth noticing, but because every day is the same and drags on, you will not remember anything that happened by like maybe 2 days later, so absolutely no time has passed

  • @andreasnygaard98
    @andreasnygaard98 Месяц назад

    Robin: 99.99% of billionaires are evil!
    That 0.28 billionaire: Maybe i dont want to be the bad guy anymore

  • @ChaseJonas75
    @ChaseJonas75 3 года назад +1

    7:56 did he misread that on purpose because he didn’t want to confront what the person actually said lol

  • @pain.1901
    @pain.1901 3 года назад

    0:26 the day the witch queen makes her move

  • @franciscolaurean8550
    @franciscolaurean8550 3 года назад +1

    @7:52 Yea 30% for fighting but more than that for a different reason, like when varporeon became a thing

  • @biggiecheese7011
    @biggiecheese7011 3 года назад

    Robin keeps me going man fr. I love all of them but something about robins self awareness is just *chefs kiss*

  • @JosephPBD
    @JosephPBD 3 года назад

    6:50 oooh i am surprised to see the glorious Gerri Scotti here

  • @ohokay4663
    @ohokay4663 Год назад

    7:12 i think a good example of how bad the american sschool system is, is that I emailed my social studies teacher begging for extra credit cause I didn't think I was gonna pass my junior year and laid down to cry about it and before I could see if I got a response my dad yelled at me from downstairs because my teacher got the guidance counselor to call him about a Suicide Concern. Because i emailed my teacher saying i was very afraid i wasn't going to pass her class and needed help. That is the first instinct she had.

  • @TeddyBear-um5ll
    @TeddyBear-um5ll 3 года назад +1

    I am a virgin and an intovert, and a scholar in high school. But I am a bit poor. And I need cookies while I am at online school for 2 weeks.

  • @Massck
    @Massck 3 года назад +1

    4:16 I can already hear every hungarian person mald about this joke. And honestly, I understand why

    • @raydorepp
      @raydorepp 3 года назад

      It won't be me, I'm strong and-
      I HEAR THAT JOKE ONE MORE TIME

  • @tybois74
    @tybois74 3 года назад

    @9:18: Look up Chuck Feeney. He is the co-founder of the Duty Free Shoppers Group. Chuck amassed a fortune of around $8 billion. In 1982, he founded The Atlantic Philanthropies and slowly gave away his fortune in secret. He continued to until a business dispute uncovered his secret philanthropy. In 2020, Feeney closed The Atlantic Philanthropies. He lives in a rented apartment in San Francisco on the remaining $2 million (as of 2016).

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 3 года назад

    6:08 there is absolutely an amount of vodka that'll save you from new years day

  • @mairaineplayzgames2205
    @mairaineplayzgames2205 3 года назад +1

    10:50 oh yeah, i rememebr those, they where there for 20 years, past the school going to work, and then the school got demolished O-O

  • @kiranshah1672
    @kiranshah1672 2 года назад

    2:12 literaly every time someone asks me a question

  • @maikor9423
    @maikor9423 3 года назад +2

    8:27
    Fun fact: There is a video out there made by Super Eye Patch Wolf that has the title "What the internet did to garfield" and it's 1 hour and 16 minutes long. I watched the whole thing, wouuld really recommend.

  • @hungrymusicwolf
    @hungrymusicwolf 3 года назад +1

    6:09 I assure you if you just keep drinking more and more vodka on new years eve then all your problems will be gone by the end of the night (and probably before then). Mostly because you don't exist anymore.

  • @badopinionssquid1735
    @badopinionssquid1735 3 года назад +1

    Ik exactly one one-hour vid about Garfield, and it's a history about how "I'm sorry John" happened

  • @IAmDox
    @IAmDox 3 года назад

    Even weirder to be riding a motorcycle and have that "how did I get here?" moment.
    Sometimes I wonder how I am alive.

  • @grey822
    @grey822 3 года назад

    10:44 THIS HAPPENS WITH EVERYTHING I WANT TO EXPRESS IT BUT I CANT OML

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 года назад

    If the world is a simulation and i’m the main character, i’m *this* close to going into a villain arc

  • @hellawa4932
    @hellawa4932 3 года назад

    1:30 the little dog is food for the big dog but the big dog is sleeping.

  • @unknownpokemon3681
    @unknownpokemon3681 3 года назад +1

    The hat man probably means that one crooked man from a horror movie

  • @uftgaming4818
    @uftgaming4818 3 года назад

    0:35 fun fact:it is also the 22nd for the lunar calendar

  • @muhammadakram219
    @muhammadakram219 3 года назад

    1:15 same for me, but I feel it when I'm near a river

  • @ElperDIDO26
    @ElperDIDO26 3 года назад

    8:23 oh sweet baby robin hasn't seen the SuperEyepatchWolf video about Garfield, well he should bc it's probably one of the best narratives in RUclips to this day

  • @dannuggy7592
    @dannuggy7592 3 года назад

    6:39 did you know that if you wake up at 3am randomly it’s a 80% chance your getting stared at

  • @haouleo
    @haouleo 3 года назад

    11:45 tmi but at some point last year i had a runny nose and was at work (confirmed not to have been covid) talking to a customer. At one point i had to sneeze and as a decent human being i didnt remove the mask, turned around, and still covered my sneeze with my arm. I made an absolute mess inside the mask, but i couldnt just admit it to the person i was talking to, so out of cheer cluelessness i spent the next 5~10mins talking to someone while wearing an unsuspiciously snotted mask.
    Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

  • @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin
    @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin 3 года назад

    2,3,4th grades were all in those little storage unit buildings. And they’ve since just kinda painted them and made them look official, so they’re pretty much permanent editions to my former elementary school at this point.

  • @МирјанаАдамовић
    @МирјанаАдамовић 2 года назад +1

    Man should really know when to let go.

  • @a_random_W
    @a_random_W 3 года назад +1

    8:18 ok this one is relatable

  • @eleboyele1302
    @eleboyele1302 3 года назад

    Robin describing billionaires is no different than describing people

  • @seemzlegit7056
    @seemzlegit7056 3 года назад

    I don't know why but the stupid meme that popped up for 2 seconds at 4:00 made me giggle my ass off at 1am. Thanks EmEditor. Thank you alot.

  • @Hearthburn1
    @Hearthburn1 3 года назад +2

    I don't get the 'zone out and wonder if any of the lights I went through are green', I do the 'zone out and suddenly snap into awareness to the point where nothing looks familiar despite the fact that you drive this literally every day and you are CERTAIN you are lost and was that your turn oh shit'.

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 3 года назад +2

    5:40 But when you can't trust anyone and know that you are all that you've got, then you gotta trust yourself. At least, that's how i've been seeing. No one's gonna save me, except for myself. So i believe in myself. And you can too-
    -believe in *yourself* and not on me, lol cuz if you trust me, you're about to go downhill, buddy.

  • @hunter_michelie4425
    @hunter_michelie4425 3 года назад

    11:25 yes, "Cumbria" is the name of a place. It's the Northwest county of England that I grew up in. Known for sitting on the Border with Scotland, the Lake District, and Keswick; the place used for Force Awakens iirc.

  • @fantasy_Streamer
    @fantasy_Streamer 3 года назад

    My mother's husband is a veteran and he fell asleep in a humvee and woke up halfway across the base... don't test him when he says he can drive with his eyes closed...

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 3 года назад +1

    I don't believe in myself. I have not seen convincing evidence that I exist.

  • @boop6616
    @boop6616 3 года назад +5

    That hour long video about Garfield is probably “What the internet did to Garfield”

    • @ordersol5221
      @ordersol5221 3 года назад

      I literally thought of that video the moment I saw "Hour-long video about Garfield."

  • @241Cookies__
    @241Cookies__ 3 года назад

    You can tell Robin's birthday is in a few weeks, and not only that, he's probably getting closer to 30