As an Uruguayan myself, I can assure you we've been preparing for the cangaroo invasion for years now. We've even established an alliance with the cows.
5:08 OK just to clear this up for what he meant about a horse having 14HP the reason is that there is a difference between true horsepower and modern horsepower. true horse power is how much effort something can put in. so the effort of 1 horse, that's why the big steam tractors say they only have 28 horse power despite being so strong. it's because it can do the work of 28 horses. modern horse power is based off energy output. 1 horsepower = 745.7 watts. that's why a modern car that says it has 150 horse power is weaker than the tractor with 28 true horsepower. and that concludes todays history and physics lesson have a wonderful day everyone (feel free to correct me on anything here)
1:07 A.H. was denied entry to art school EXACTLY because he copied and mimiced the classical style too much (aka top 3 paintings) and did not have any artistic creativity that them deemed worthy. Some sohrces claims that one of the teachers commented that he was "better fit for an architect than a painter", but A.H. was not interested in building buildings.
I think the appeal of episodes vs a movie is the fact that you can stop watching the series and not really interrupt anything. But if you stop watching a movie in the middle of it, you're interrupting the flow (and you'll probably have to start from the beginning of you decide to continue it). That's why I was so happy Watership Down was a series instead of a movie because I would've never been able to sit through some of those boring parts were it a movie.
...what kind of terrible memory and attention span do you have to have to restart a movie entirely if you stop halfway through? Restart from the beginning of a scene? Sure. The entire thing? ...You've gotta go get that checked out.
@@AtomicArtumas Yeah I'm working on it 😅 my only guess so far tho is ADHD but that doesn't really account for the shitty memory, just terrible attention span. But that's the only thing I can think of as I have several symptoms. Anything else, Id feel like I'm reaching to try and self diagnose :/
Shin Megami Tensei 5 is more realistic than High School Musical. Because In SMT5(SPOILERS) you get sent to the apocalypse because of a doofus doing a trend, which is still higher than High School being fun and friendly
3:30 As a swed i just have to day that your girlfriend is extremt wrong. The Finnish language sounds like a caveman trying to make sounds for the firt time. While Swedish sounds like a Caveman making sounds for the second time.
Y'all seem to have a lot of wars with the natural world, rabbits, camels, emus, dingoes, rats, cane toads... Yet your national hero is a guy who lost to a stingray.
As a fellow Finnish person, naah, Swedish is good to learn. You can then understand a fair amount of Norwegian and Danish and even some Icelandic and Dutch :)
That meme about how you can tell a lot about women's mood messed me up because that exact one was recovered from a murdered abused dude's hard drive. Watching too many cold case true crime shows can really ruin your fun.
I LOVE when people ask for proof that you never recieved the item, because then I feel like the best thing you could do is go to whatever you bought it off of (amazon, Wish, ebay, etc.) and find the package shipment label and screenshot it saying it hasn't arrived yet, yet, the initial reaction of many is "wtf is this question?" and then to take a picture of your bare hand or bare living space where you would have put the item, had it arrived. I know this because I also took a picture of my bare hand when I didn't get something delivered to me, and I didn't think about the shipping label until AFTER the fact... I ended up getting the "item", but the item in question was not what I had purchased
I once ordered an engineering hard-back covered text book And received a paper back art history text book instead.... I had to pay for the packaging to ship the art book back too. Can't remember if I decided to just get a refund or if I got the back in the end....
I ordered a special order camera filter from Sears back in the day, and they delivered a package of socks I could have picked off the shelf. Like how was this even close? The price wasn't even remotely comparable. I did get the filter eventually, but I think it took twice as long as it should have.
2:56 good luck to them, fighting one kangaroo is dangerous enough. Once, in Year 1, I was playing outside when one of my friends ran up to me and said, “there’s a kangaroo in the school!” The whole school was put into lockdown. A kangaroo school invasion is the Australian equivalent of school sh[-]tings. *They can box really well, and people have been severely injured by them. But if you don’t provoke them, they leave you alone.*
4:23 The human heart is about 280 cm3 and gold has a dencity of 19.3g/cm3 which, if your heart was made of gold, would weigh 190.6205 Oz (11.91378 Pounds), which will get you 306,479.6399 dollars.
Follow up question: When you converted from grams to ounces and pounds, did you use Troy ounces or Avoirdupois ounces? Because gold is priced in Troy ounces.
@@hurpdurp123 A Troy ounce weighs more than an Avoirdupois ounce, but there are only 12 ounces in a pound, so a Troy pound weighs less than an Avoirdupois pound.
6:00 a couple years ago i lost my eyesight, i recently got it back about 10 months ago, my wife got a divorce for seeing other women, she decided to take the kids and not let me see them, not like thats anything new
@@goldengamerex9611 Robbery is a violent crime, fraud is a non violent crime. It does not matter if he was remorseful or compliant he put others lives in danger while the other was caught for high level thievery.
3:08 as an Aussie myself I can tell you, we hardly ever have to fight kangaroos and when and if we do, it makes the news! So if you come here to the land down under, you will be safe! Especially if you stay on the trails for bush walks! 😊
3:50 Fleas infected with the Bubonic Plague, Whatever that fungus is called from the Smile Tapes, Impact grenades, there are quite a few things up there with mustard gas and above it
If you didn't get this one.... 9:27 One ton is 2000 pounds. The average human(Globally) is 136 pounds, so 15 people would be 2040 pounds. If those were Americans however, you would only need 12 to pass one ton of weight.
5:43 oooh because sign language shares imformation by looking, which means you are looking at photons reflected, light itself, while speaking travel in compressed wave which is sound and.... im quitting bye everyone
@@KarkaranosBuilds Depends of the context. If you work with circles and triangles, you might use multiples and fractions of Pi as a valor instead of rounding up your numbers. For example, a circle has a circumference of 2*Pi cm if the radius is 1cm. (These are not degrees, but you get where I'm going I think). That is just the basic example of course, but what are the limits? I've done that multiple times in both physics classes and math classes.
Moe is a bartender
Sideshow Bob is a Bart ender
I fear no man.. but that thing
*the bartender*
It scares me
Lmao
yes
He's dead
If Moe finds out it's Bart prank calling him he will also be a Bart ender
“I’m sorry, I don’t speak sign language.”
No one does.
NOOOooo, whi du yu thnk he maed da joek????
r/technicallythetruth
@Kalna Haa🍇 well the "respect" yt cult has now spread to jere
@@Levyyy_ no he said it to quickly and to straightforwardly for it to be a joke. He means he doesn't understand it but made an accidental joke
@@bgmarshall he's joking
As an Uruguayan myself, I can assure you we've been preparing for the cangaroo invasion for years now. We've even established an alliance with the cows.
As an Indian, I approve your alliance with cows.
smart alliance
In Uruguay we have 4 cows every one human, so we could fight 1 Uruguayan and 4 cows vs 14 kangaroos.
I think it's a fair battle
Cows qre the tanks in the team
We are now 1 inch away from invading. we are sending 20 instead. Also kits KANGAROO
NOT CANGAROO
The funny thing is, "bart" means beard in german, so he's just shaving his beard
Yea i found that funny aswell but what if your called Bart and have a Bart.
@@MinamitsuMurasa “hey look it’s bart with a bart!”
So when Marge Simpson gave birth to Bart, was it just her pubes that fell off?
And Sideshow Bob had a big tattoo that said “DIE BART, DIE” which he claimed was German for “THE BART, THE”.
@@asterix7842 “THE BEARD THE”- sideshow Bob
5:08 OK just to clear this up for what he meant about a horse having 14HP the reason is that there is a difference between true horsepower and modern horsepower. true horse power is how much effort something can put in. so the effort of 1 horse, that's why the big steam tractors say they only have 28 horse power despite being so strong. it's because it can do the work of 28 horses. modern horse power is based off energy output. 1 horsepower = 745.7 watts. that's why a modern car that says it has 150 horse power is weaker than the tractor with 28 true horsepower. and that concludes todays history and physics lesson have a wonderful day everyone (feel free to correct me on anything here)
Good human.
the horse has 14 health points
a tractor deals 28 true damage, killing the horse.
@@zhegn4420 @SparrowInTheGrass how did this become R/DnDmemes?
Fun fact the fastest horse clocked with the speed of 55 mph
The bartender is actually moe sizlack and I'm pretty sure that side-show bob would want to "end" Bart more than moe would.
@Kalna Haa🍇 ducking bots
Moe Who
@Kalna Haa🍇 please don't tell me she's actually made of butter...
@@cycled9073MOE JAJA
Don’t you remember barts prank calls
8:10 - This is an amazing fun fact because "MOST raccoons can not pilot a helicopter" implies there's at least one that CAN.
MOST implies that more than a half can't
All of raccoons is more than a half
i am a raccoon, i will fly the rest of my kind to safety.
@@The_OriX_LoL thats not wha- whatever
@@racdiecoon4994 yes it does
@@The_OriX_LoL you missed the joke
Fun fact: A chair needs to stand so you can sit.
Counterpoint: Beanbag chairs sit.
Your pillow lies as you lie
Chairs stand so we don’t have to. What a noble sacrifice.
Not really
What of you sit on the ground?
Actually, due to pregnancy, the average amount of skeletons in the human body is not one.
*scribbles down in DM notebook* Ok, so does a mother's femur count as bludgeoning or piercing damage?
@@onijester56 it's bludgeoning if it's whole if it's fractured or broken it's piercing.
Technically that's not what they said. More than 1 skeleton per body can still build a skeleton.
Piercing damage? Is that a Valheim Refrence?
Fun fact: if you take the sentence "I'm not gay" and delete the "I'm not gay" then add "I'm gay" it spells "I'm gay"
OMG JUST TRIED I NOW AM GAY AND HAVE LIGMA
r/technicallythetruth
@@jeanremi8384 whats ligma?
@@Thkoxma *you hear a powerfiul voice capable of ripping through buildings, it is the voice of the gods* LIGMA 乃คɭɭร
fact: if you get rid of the bird in the mexico flag and add the bird in the middle of the flag, you just made the mexican flag
1:07 A.H. was denied entry to art school EXACTLY because he copied and mimiced the classical style too much (aka top 3 paintings) and did not have any artistic creativity that them deemed worthy. Some sohrces claims that one of the teachers commented that he was "better fit for an architect than a painter", but A.H. was not interested in building buildings.
also him: "iT wAs bEcAuSe oF tHe JeWs"
Honestly he wasn't even a bad artist. Just a bad person.
He was real interested in blowing up said buildings though
He prefered cooking
I've seen his work. It's pretty bad. The black and red flag is by far the best thing he ever came up with. And he just flipped a Hindu symbol.
I think the appeal of episodes vs a movie is the fact that you can stop watching the series and not really interrupt anything. But if you stop watching a movie in the middle of it, you're interrupting the flow (and you'll probably have to start from the beginning of you decide to continue it). That's why I was so happy Watership Down was a series instead of a movie because I would've never been able to sit through some of those boring parts were it a movie.
...what kind of terrible memory and attention span do you have to have to restart a movie entirely if you stop halfway through? Restart from the beginning of a scene? Sure. The entire thing? ...You've gotta go get that checked out.
@@AtomicArtumas Yeah I'm working on it 😅 my only guess so far tho is ADHD but that doesn't really account for the shitty memory, just terrible attention span. But that's the only thing I can think of as I have several symptoms. Anything else, Id feel like I'm reaching to try and self diagnose :/
@@47ratsinahoodie oof.
The bartender also works becuase how much Bart messes with him in the show… how did no one notice this
Ik
@@PierceTheClyde know
i did
Shin Megami Tensei 5 is more realistic than High School Musical. Because In SMT5(SPOILERS) you get sent to the apocalypse because of a doofus doing a trend, which is still higher than High School being fun and friendly
Please explain
Agreed
@OZORA🦋 hmmm, very interesting
The high schoolers start the trend that ends the world
Weeb Jk but don’t give more spoilers please 🤫
5:45 I’ve read this comic, Wally actually outraces death in the end, forcing the concept of it to die
Ummm, if Family Guy has taught me anything, that's a bad idea....
3:30 As a swed i just have to day that your girlfriend is extremt wrong. The Finnish language sounds like a caveman trying to make sounds for the firt time. While Swedish sounds like a Caveman making sounds for the second time.
As a finn i agree with you lol
As a swedish prersone i agree
Meanwhile German
7:51 I am now officially considering “Nevada Man” an alternative to Florida Man. Don’t try to stop me.
Congrats on rocking your new year's resolution, Robin!
Robin: "Idk I don't speak sign language."
I know man, no one does
lol
I don't get it
@@CoatuckyFriedChicken me either
"Thou isth thy bartended, and i am thy bart'ender, we are not thy same."
Fun fact: in Australia we once had a war with the emus, they won, we did again and the won again
Y'all seem to have a lot of wars with the natural world, rabbits, camels, emus, dingoes, rats, cane toads... Yet your national hero is a guy who lost to a stingray.
Another day another great video from EmKay!
8:17
Every time my art teacher asked us to draw something abstract, I’d pull up THAT raccoon and draw the arch funny. I thought I escaped it!
As a Finnish, your girlfriend is very sane, depending where she's from
As a fellow Finnish person, naah, Swedish is good to learn. You can then understand a fair amount of Norwegian and Danish and even some Icelandic and Dutch :)
@@JUMALATION1 swedish is completely useless since most swedish people can speak English.
@@Tuomarus Y e s, nothing against Swedish, but kinda unnecessary.
Most of us don't really enjoy learning Swedish. Mukava nähdä suomalaisia :) Toivottavasti teillä menee hyvin.
@@cataaki most?
If a whale is laid lengthwise across a basketball court, they would have to find where they are going to put all the brand new baby whales.
;b ha nice
r/cursedcomments
That meme about how you can tell a lot about women's mood messed me up because that exact one was recovered from a murdered abused dude's hard drive. Watching too many cold case true crime shows can really ruin your fun.
What's the f#ck
We did it. We got him to give a f***
5:34 if you break one you have a spare
3:42 An armed thermonuclear bomb.
That sounds epic
thx for the idea
r/cursedcoments
I LOVE when people ask for proof that you never recieved the item, because then I feel like the best thing you could do is go to whatever you bought it off of (amazon, Wish, ebay, etc.) and find the package shipment label and screenshot it saying it hasn't arrived yet, yet, the initial reaction of many is "wtf is this question?" and then to take a picture of your bare hand or bare living space where you would have put the item, had it arrived.
I know this because I also took a picture of my bare hand when I didn't get something delivered to me, and I didn't think about the shipping label until AFTER the fact... I ended up getting the "item", but the item in question was not what I had purchased
I once ordered an engineering hard-back covered text book
And received a paper back art history text book instead....
I had to pay for the packaging to ship the art book back too. Can't remember if I decided to just get a refund or if I got the back in the end....
I ordered a special order camera filter from Sears back in the day, and they delivered a package of socks I could have picked off the shelf. Like how was this even close? The price wasn't even remotely comparable. I did get the filter eventually, but I think it took twice as long as it should have.
“I’m not a murderer, your honor! I’m just your friendly neighborhood bartender!”
3:52. This one made me chuckle a bit, being Bi myself, with a preference to the same sex.
9:10 fun fact! sperm don't actually swim. they kinda- spin around and crawl?
2:56 good luck to them, fighting one kangaroo is dangerous enough. Once, in Year 1, I was playing outside when one of my friends ran up to me and said, “there’s a kangaroo in the school!”
The whole school was put into lockdown. A kangaroo school invasion is the Australian equivalent of school sh[-]tings.
*They can box really well, and people have been severely injured by them. But if you don’t provoke them, they leave you alone.*
@@commensalism1997 yeah I have no idea what I was thinking two months ago 😭
@@dxisydarling relatable
i love this channel,especially when robin is in the video,this might be my favourite channel
Probably one of the best videos I've seen so far, it was hilarious
Fun fact: There are now closer to 50 million kangaroos in Australia, and around 25 million Australians, so we would each have to fight 2
Pov: You finally found the frame in which the hand is flipping the viewer off (0:12)
Tesla owners at 7:35 , "no, no, it's more of a suggestion."
4:40 - if this is true, then I’m proud of you, Robin! 👏👏
1:31 ironically and weirdly enough, a coin like this would actually cost like bitcoin if you sell on an auction
this is honestly the first time I've clicked on a popup notif
Oh first time I've did that for like 60 times if counting my alt accounts its like 270
I swear I love that the intro flips you off it's still funny as hell to me
3:23 yeah. i feel like hating swedish is a finnish cultural experiance, since we're all forced to learn it in school, lmao
5:43 programming languages traveling at the speed of electricity
7:45 I NEEEED IT!!!!
"What country is not NEARLY as bad as the internet says it to be?"
*Ohio.*
"I, what-"
*Ohio.*
2:00 there’s a place named “gay” in Europe
Says the j*w one
Well, looks like everyone in Europe is gay.
0:22 This reminds me of the following: a lie is more unpleasant than everything when it's a verb, specifically an imperative one
I'm so glad we stopped doing the random background music over the original Emkay theme
ALSO, you're doing great, Robin!!
Do you mean the Die House theme from Cuphead?
@@mrdevil101 uhhhhhh Idk 😅 and apparently they haven't stopped, but I'm getting used to it so it's not as bad anymore
Bart: Who are you?
Bartender: Death.
Bart: *exists*
Bartender: "I'm going to end this man's whole career."
fax
bartender: I'm going to end this man
The more you light a lighter the lighter it gets until its too light to light
4:23 The human heart is about 280 cm3 and gold has a dencity of 19.3g/cm3 which, if your heart was made of gold, would weigh 190.6205 Oz (11.91378 Pounds), which will get you 306,479.6399 dollars.
r/theydidthemath
Follow up question: When you converted from grams to ounces and pounds, did you use Troy ounces or Avoirdupois ounces? Because gold is priced in Troy ounces.
@@anonygent I didn't know there was a difference, cool.
@@hurpdurp123 A Troy ounce weighs more than an Avoirdupois ounce, but there are only 12 ounces in a pound, so a Troy pound weighs less than an Avoirdupois pound.
@@anonygent measuring systems are fascinating. /Gen
6:00 a couple years ago i lost my eyesight, i recently got it back about 10 months ago, my wife got a divorce for seeing other women, she decided to take the kids and not let me see them, not like thats anything new
9:15 No, it was just HALF of you.
DUDE. The thumbnail totally explains the rivalry between Bart Simpson and Moe
0:46
Or m-bating while playing Russian Roulette if she's "Midari Ikishima" from the anime/manga "Kakegurui"
Bro don't talk about the kangaroos invading Uruguay, it's the emus invading Uruguay that we really gotta worry about
5:00 One was threatening armed robbery of a bank and the other was compliant with police as an accomplice to fraud
Yes thank you for saying this! People forget that there are more reasons behind the sentence.
Correction: the homeless guy was remorseful and compliant with the police
@@goldengamerex9611 Robbery is a violent crime, fraud is a non violent crime.
It does not matter if he was remorseful or compliant he put others lives in danger while the other was caught for high level thievery.
@@polar-izer And he was the active perpetrator rather than an accomplice.
Funfact: Your lungs exist so you can breathe
2:47 last time I checked, the face has skin
7:19 Knock it off , RYU!
XD
If spoken language travels at the speed of sound, and sign language travels at the speed of light, at what speed does braille travel?
speed of touch :flushed:
It doesn't, you travel to it
4:03 as a HUGE Spider-Man fan, I can tell you, that is actually what happens in Far From Home.
4:32...
O N E G
3:01 good thing I escaped before that tragic day
5:20 So does that mean a pregnant horse has 28 horsepower? If she has twins, does she have 42 horsepower?
3:08 as an Aussie myself I can tell you, we hardly ever have to fight kangaroos and when and if we do, it makes the news! So if you come here to the land down under, you will be safe! Especially if you stay on the trails for bush walks! 😊
Robin is sitting on his microphone as he’s recording this.
Petiton for him to say: " hello im rockin robin and welcome back to Emkay!"
The true tweet
The true tweet
The true tweet
The true tweet
Isn't it just so tweet? 👉👉
Is This the beginning of a cult?
Me 19 years in the future: Yeah my job is being a bartender.
My future friend named Bart: 0-0
As an Uruguayan I can agree that i would not be able to fight 14 kangaroos
3:50
Fleas infected with the Bubonic Plague, Whatever that fungus is called from the Smile Tapes, Impact grenades, there are quite a few things up there with mustard gas and above it
Hi, this made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.
5:45 "I don't speak sign language"
Technically no one does
deaf people: 👀
the bird is tweeting
If you didn't get this one....
9:27
One ton is 2000 pounds. The average human(Globally) is 136 pounds, so 15 people would be 2040 pounds. If those were Americans however, you would only need 12 to pass one ton of weight.
7:05 actually, what you're describing is a UO, a UFO is "id don't know wtf that flying thing is".
When The suspicious lack of dragons age ends it will become the sudden return of dragons age
Fun fact: most frogs can't swallow a human
homicide victims rarely talk to police
*most*
4:59 this proves the quote "steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king
I am eating green nuts
I think they are called pistacias
Bartender named bart: this is my job. End my own kind and self destruct. It ain't honest but it's hard work.
Fun Fact: Every time you watch a new Emkay video you get flipped off.
"Name a country"
*" A n t a r c t i c a "*
5:43
oooh because sign language shares imformation by looking, which means you are looking at photons reflected, light itself, while speaking travel in compressed wave which is sound and.... im quitting bye everyone
If emkay goes ultra instinct we would be able to call him emkay ultra
9:26 unless it's a ton of Americans then it's just two. 🤷♂️
Bart:let's combine
Ender:sure
BARTENDER!
0:01 they only Tweet the was true to itself lol
Space jam dvd Space jam dvd
Space jam dvd
Space jam dvd
Space jam dvd
"change my mind?" no bro, the fan art guy is right, ain't changing no minds today.
bart the ender dragon
4:09 I think I'll drink to this one, you made my day mate
8:49 only when using radians. The sine of pi is ~0.05480366515 in degrees.
me: *hears music at the start of emkay vid*
Also me: (singing) I'm Mr king dice
Fun Fact: everything in this video is true
1:37 WHALE IS BALLIN'
HOLY SHIIIT YO
8:44
Actually, he's wrong.
The Sinus of Pi is 0... in Radians!
In degrees, I'm unsure what it is, but it's not 0. So it's *not always* 0!
Why would you measure something in pi degrees though?
@@KarkaranosBuilds
Depends of the context. If you work with circles and triangles, you might use multiples and fractions of Pi as a valor instead of rounding up your numbers. For example, a circle has a circumference of 2*Pi cm if the radius is 1cm. (These are not degrees, but you get where I'm going I think).
That is just the basic example of course, but what are the limits?
I've done that multiple times in both physics classes and math classes.
isn't it considered in radians by default, and for degrees one needs either the word "degrees" or a symbol °?
@@meowcat7124
You only add the units at the end.
And some calculators are in degrees by default, some are in radians.
1:07 *Ohhhhhhh. That explains the painting in my dentist's office.*
{Two rows of 8 circles in different colors}