Earthquake - Being President Makes You Age Quick

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
  • #Earthquake on how much he loves President Obama, 40 being too old to be single, and OJ being put in jail.
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Комментарии • 141

  • @tykeishecaldcleught6105
    @tykeishecaldcleught6105 5 лет назад +50

    "I've been investing in women for 40yrs and have yet to see a profit" 😂 😂 😂 💀💀💀

  • @empiricalfiddish
    @empiricalfiddish 5 лет назад +13

    lmao "you wanna take half of my stuff? we goin fishing" 😂

  • @cadillaccalhoun3516
    @cadillaccalhoun3516 3 года назад +12

    14 trillion billion? We got that. 😂😂😂😂

  • @adalee8065
    @adalee8065 4 года назад +12

    Earthquake is very underrated 💯💯💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💗

  • @mr.reality9741
    @mr.reality9741 4 года назад +8

    Montreal needs to get that stick out they boo boo. Earthquake is funny AF...even without cussin’.

  • @chichigotdayayo555
    @chichigotdayayo555 3 года назад +4

    "she underneath the porch"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @godvibesonly7137
    @godvibesonly7137 6 лет назад +28

    “I could’ve killed her and been out on parole by now” BRO! 😂❗️💀❗️❗️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @bdixie3290
      @bdixie3290 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂hilarious

  • @eanoworro1028
    @eanoworro1028 4 года назад +7

    "I done gave my good years to garden tools" 4:07

  • @michaeltruthson6262
    @michaeltruthson6262 4 года назад +33

    Without cursing he's hilarious!!!!!!

  • @garyjohnson4575
    @garyjohnson4575 4 года назад +25

    Eight years aged him quick!

  • @Fishburne-_-
    @Fishburne-_- 4 года назад +21

    Saw earthquake in person and he had me crying!

  • @dees1107
    @dees1107 8 месяцев назад +2

    I have never heard of him until today. This man is too funny.😁

  • @jimiclemente1
    @jimiclemente1 5 лет назад +25

    Feel bad for ED trying to work to this crowd....they ain't getting it

  • @Traythegemini
    @Traythegemini 6 лет назад +40

    Comedians feed off of the crowd. That's a dead crowd and he couldn't curse. Not his style at all. He's one of the best in the right element.

  • @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
    @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 7 лет назад +14

    3:28.... they showed the only nigga in Montreal😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @milesdavid4358
      @milesdavid4358 6 лет назад

      WOW, I did NOT know your 'mother' was present???

  • @c-light7624
    @c-light7624 5 лет назад +15

    “I always put my jacket on when I go pee! I’m coming back in here 😒 ... You ain’t got to follow me around, you’ll get your rent money!
    I’d tear that stuff up if I could get my pampers off...
    I gave all my good years to garden tools”.
    I need a dose of Earthquake at least once a year. One of the best in the biz.

    • @eanoworro1028
      @eanoworro1028 4 года назад +2

      I had to rewind when I figured out the garden tools

    • @LIBqueen
      @LIBqueen 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @carlkelly9740
      @carlkelly9740 2 года назад

      That's a horrible audience!

  • @CharruaRegio
    @CharruaRegio 5 лет назад +12

    I got 2 Jlo's in Brazil for 2 bags of oranges💯😂 Only Latinos and Blacks understand these jokes 😂😂😂

  • @raomj2486
    @raomj2486 4 года назад +7

    This has to be the worst crowd Earthquake has ever had..

  • @innerkingdom2331
    @innerkingdom2331 6 лет назад +12

    This crowd sucks... They didn't get the garden tool joke. smh

  • @JunglistBass
    @JunglistBass 5 лет назад +2

    Police officer to dave chappelle: Why you talking in that funny voice? 0:35 that's how i talk see 0:35

  • @WWETHROWBACKWILSON
    @WWETHROWBACKWILSON 5 лет назад +11

    I see these comments saying that earthquake is doing comedy to the wrong crowd.
    No he not. Part of being a comedian u have to know how to do comedy in many different ways to many different people. Clean comedy, dirty comedy, w/white crowd, black crowd, Mexican crowd, mixture of all, etc etc

    • @dwaynehaddock2054
      @dwaynehaddock2054 5 лет назад +3

      Devin Wilson facts

    • @nowyukno7981
      @nowyukno7981 4 года назад +2

      Exactly ppl dont understand show is a business

    • @eanoworro1028
      @eanoworro1028 4 года назад +1

      The crowd is laughing and this video is hilarious

  • @mikerodriguezandson4606
    @mikerodriguezandson4606 10 месяцев назад

    Comedians like him have to swear I think all comedians need it swear , it just makes it better.

  • @kingtshilobo1849
    @kingtshilobo1849 4 года назад +20

    Those are black peoples jokes that’s why the crowd couldn’t get it

  • @jasonharris7770
    @jasonharris7770 4 года назад +2

    Kazoo! LMAO

    • @ryandiggs750
      @ryandiggs750 6 месяцев назад +1

      With the dum dum joke lol

  • @dbj1818
    @dbj1818 2 года назад +2

    Had three JLo for a bag of oranges and map 💀

  • @sazonsongs
    @sazonsongs 5 лет назад +10

    Hilarious. Dead crowd

  • @jesslove3275
    @jesslove3275 6 лет назад +17

    Wrong crowd

  • @architecture.w
    @architecture.w 5 лет назад +7

    OJ was "not guilty", live with it.

  • @LIBqueen
    @LIBqueen 3 года назад +2

    Facts

  • @marcelohernandez7603
    @marcelohernandez7603 2 года назад +2

    This is one funny human 👑

  • @aprilmitchell6453
    @aprilmitchell6453 5 лет назад +5

    He got mad points I thought I was the only black woman that did that always watching my back and mean it LMBO but real talk..
    Wats off the hook is he said it rght I usually only b like tht w a man..I be watching them shows ..its I'LL HOW ALOT OF WOMAN MET THEIR DEMISE...U PULL OUT..WE BOTH PULLING OUT!!-QUEEN B ILL KIM../PRO

  • @anthonytruss9271
    @anthonytruss9271 4 года назад +5

    Wrong crowd...🤷🏾‍♂️...just saying...this shit was funny

  • @deangelahurley8589
    @deangelahurley8589 Год назад

    Lmao 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @roydelcockburn4223
    @roydelcockburn4223 3 года назад +2

    He predicted it correct

  • @dobi287
    @dobi287 4 года назад +4

    I guess Canada doesn't like his style of comedy

  • @dadi1572
    @dadi1572 Год назад

    Was that Tim Cook in the audience..!

  • @nicolefranklin2176
    @nicolefranklin2176 4 месяца назад

    Great show even better if cursing was in the show but still great show he makes the jokes funny just with his expressions

  • @ArnoldLokman
    @ArnoldLokman 7 лет назад +1

    Well. 2009.

  • @timlois
    @timlois 4 года назад +6

    Man, rough crowd. Material is brilliant. Too many white people there lol.

    • @ryandiggs750
      @ryandiggs750 6 месяцев назад

      Most people should know who Kazoo is

  • @cagaleched3459
    @cagaleched3459 4 года назад +2

    Earthquake wasn't feeljng this crowd

  • @iamchrist1507
    @iamchrist1507 2 года назад

    That crowd was dry.

  • @njv1234
    @njv1234 7 лет назад +4

    Montreal.... Terrible crowd for Quake

  • @architecture.w
    @architecture.w 5 лет назад +5

    Dead audience.

  • @timothyblack98
    @timothyblack98 7 лет назад

    lollol lollol hahaha haha 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 👉 👺 👌 💯 wow

  • @theblakex
    @theblakex 3 года назад

    All the people saying "wrong crowd" must think he should only be telling jokes to black people. It's really making ya'll look dumb.

  • @brittanycurrency2941
    @brittanycurrency2941 4 года назад +1

    That was a dead crowd... jus terrible 🚮

  • @abdullahharas9067
    @abdullahharas9067 4 года назад

    stephen curry

  • @patriciagregory7699
    @patriciagregory7699 4 года назад +1

    How about being 60 years old and single😣😰👎

  • @eddierain8497
    @eddierain8497 3 года назад +1

    He says alot of the same jokes in all his performances

    • @ryandiggs750
      @ryandiggs750 3 года назад

      The joke about Obama was different

    • @eddierain8497
      @eddierain8497 3 года назад

      @@ryandiggs750 go look at his other stuff on youtube

    • @eddierain8497
      @eddierain8497 3 года назад

      @@ryandiggs750 and its not about it being different its about most of the content out is the same jokes

    • @ryandiggs750
      @ryandiggs750 3 года назад

      For me certain ones is about having different jokes but neither the less even though some of it that is the same it's still funny but that's just my opinion

    • @eddierain8497
      @eddierain8497 3 года назад

      @@ryandiggs750 never said its not funny at all

  • @Newworld-gk6us
    @Newworld-gk6us 4 года назад +1

    Earthquake: "Being president make you age quicker"
    Me: Not Donald Trump.

  • @MrTPain
    @MrTPain 2 года назад

    NOPE

  • @georgerobles01
    @georgerobles01 3 года назад +3

    This is the first time that I didn't laugh for some reason

  • @ole_ofentse
    @ole_ofentse 4 месяца назад

    This crowd sucks

  • @jrealaking8700
    @jrealaking8700 2 года назад

    Browns laughing whites not

  • @hns9830
    @hns9830 7 лет назад +3

    the worst thing ever

    • @Ram_187
      @Ram_187 7 лет назад +1

      Hattan Alselmi the crowd was mostly white folk, they don't get the jokes

    • @ryandiggs750
      @ryandiggs750 6 месяцев назад

      Most people should know who Kazoo from the Flintstones is

  • @Martinlavell
    @Martinlavell 3 года назад +1

    Proud of Obama for no reason. Obama wasn't a very good president.

  • @davidmillan2057
    @davidmillan2057 4 года назад

    Not even funny at all