Over 30 Minutes of Earthquake: (Practice) The Secret Files of Earthquake

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  • @RandomRoger
    @RandomRoger 5 месяцев назад +96

    That, "look how she fighting that medicine" took me all the way out!! 😂

    • @spanklocpimpn7517
      @spanklocpimpn7517 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @cherokeeconcrete1986
      @cherokeeconcrete1986 4 месяца назад +5

      Caught me off Guard Dr Cosby medicine 😂😂

    • @neptunesotherdaughter2020
      @neptunesotherdaughter2020 25 дней назад +1

      When my kids were small and cutting teeth I'd give em liquid Tylenol and we wanted them to go to sleep rest and let it work. They were bumping their heads on the floor bc they thought they'd stay awake and make everyone crazy. When it finally bit em...It hit I turned off the tv, turned the light off. Made the rest come get in the bed with all of us minus those 2 in the living room.

  • @litoxxlito_axx7318
    @litoxxlito_axx7318 5 месяцев назад +78

    Earthquake has been one of my favorite comedians for a while, always crack me uo

    • @keithmoran5695
      @keithmoran5695 5 месяцев назад +1

      👍🎯💯💯

    • @smoothoperator7023
      @smoothoperator7023 4 месяца назад

      Black Terrorist/Flight 80 80 80- has to be one of funniest sets EVER!!!🤣😂😅😆😁

  • @christopherpottinger-p5s
    @christopherpottinger-p5s 5 месяцев назад +64

    Look at her… fightin that medicine…
    Just the concept of OJ and Bill Cosby riding around together trying to to pick up chicks is grand all by itself. I was in my car n tears😂

    • @kerry-j4m
      @kerry-j4m 5 месяцев назад +6

      That joke was on-FIRE !!! Couldn't stop laughing. LOL.

    • @eddiedaniel8174
      @eddiedaniel8174 4 месяца назад +1

      Me too bro lol almost choked on the blunt laughing 😂😂

  • @JermaineProtectedByGOD
    @JermaineProtectedByGOD 5 месяцев назад +33

    "Lotion like it is hitting the pipe"-Earthquake 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @geecollins4915
    @geecollins4915 5 месяцев назад +31

    When he said she underneath the porch
    I almost peed 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @BishopP36
    @BishopP36 4 месяца назад +21

    The juice is loose lol

  • @barbaraknight4203
    @barbaraknight4203 4 месяца назад +15

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 chicken fingers, bring me some spinach 😂

  • @jenniferd.820
    @jenniferd.820 2 месяца назад +4

    Rambo with no backup 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marinotraj
    @marinotraj 5 месяцев назад +17

    You are one my favorites earth. Definitely top 5 for me

  • @JeffreyChewnimg-ex7sy
    @JeffreyChewnimg-ex7sy Месяц назад +2

    Damn 😂😂😂😂he said you need a stimulus package! I'm dead

  • @cmfort2696
    @cmfort2696 2 месяца назад +8

    "Poor Wendy Williams, going through everything that men go through."

  • @interviewwithdevin2902
    @interviewwithdevin2902 5 месяцев назад +24

    That ending was too real to laugh

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 5 месяцев назад +40

    that last bit was way heavier than most people care to admit.

  • @yourgirlnaiyah6552
    @yourgirlnaiyah6552 5 месяцев назад +18

    I love Lebron. No matter what anyone says, He has set the bar high. ❤❤❤

    • @kerry-j4m
      @kerry-j4m 5 месяцев назад +5

      I LOVE Lebron too,watched his first game as an nba rookie too.

    • @supaxz5357
      @supaxz5357 5 месяцев назад +2

      Same! This is why I say lebron is the G.O.A.T. LeBron's leadership off the court is TOP TIER! Yall can't say the same for MJ tho. LeBron doesn't gamble and his father won't end up dead because of a gambling debt.

  • @Moewut
    @Moewut 5 месяцев назад +15

    Earthquake something else 😂😂😂

  • @rickyyoung1722
    @rickyyoung1722 26 дней назад +1

    That dude is too hilarious. One of my favorite comedians.

  • @MrShaw83
    @MrShaw83 5 месяцев назад +14

    Lmao......I feel Earthquake on the thermostat. I be pissed waking up sweating at 1:19am because the thermostat has been moved from 72° to 80°

    • @fatimahalea8472
      @fatimahalea8472 5 месяцев назад +3

      That is hot 🥵

    • @csmith2484
      @csmith2484 5 месяцев назад +1

      Riiight!!😂😂😂

    • @ampollard7041
      @ampollard7041 3 месяца назад +1

      WHO TF put ur thermostat on 80??????!!!!!!????? 😫 That's eviction worthy 😅

    • @MrShaw83
      @MrShaw83 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ampollard7041 lmao.... right, but you know Women are always cold

    • @ampollard7041
      @ampollard7041 3 месяца назад +1

      @@MrShaw83 Gotta stop wearing those cute lil nighties to bed and get some flannel pj's & a fluffy robe!

  • @forgeaheadforgeahead9055
    @forgeaheadforgeahead9055 4 месяца назад +15

    Whose here in 2024 because of katt, this man is hilarious, subway joke got me dying🤣🤣🤣, original jokes.

    • @MalcDaMouf
      @MalcDaMouf 4 месяца назад +1

      Anyone here is here in 2024 because that’s when it got posted. 😭😭

    • @beverlyhall4578
      @beverlyhall4578 3 месяца назад

      Here in August 2024

  • @lesjohnson9487
    @lesjohnson9487 5 месяцев назад +20

    "Can't get a Subway sandwich right."

  • @kingrahmil4531
    @kingrahmil4531 4 месяца назад +4

    Man this dude is my favorite lol.

  • @clarencemoore2924
    @clarencemoore2924 5 месяцев назад +23

    At first i did not understand this... but now I get it these are not jokes It's real life

  • @willmallory9085
    @willmallory9085 5 месяцев назад +12

    These divorce stories are true. 😢 Change the laws immediately!

  • @iamjuice7479
    @iamjuice7479 5 месяцев назад +40

    He is absolutely right these ain't jokes

    • @jidowu6019
      @jidowu6019 5 месяцев назад +1

      🤣

    • @richardmuirhead3568
      @richardmuirhead3568 5 месяцев назад +2

      Clearly.
      RIP OJ Simpson NFL Great.

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      @djstatic72 5 месяцев назад

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  • @walterstevenson3517
    @walterstevenson3517 3 месяца назад +2

    One of my favorites, Bro' can make tears come out my eyes laughing . fr.😂😂😂

  • @waedjradi
    @waedjradi 22 дня назад +1

    03:36 HAHAHA

  • @hunnchotv7705
    @hunnchotv7705 5 месяцев назад +4

    😂 sitting infront of the tv 📺 in shyt with flies on u is insane

  • @rudymcafee5461
    @rudymcafee5461 5 месяцев назад +7

    Nice real freestyling!🥂lol

  • @annaprice7276
    @annaprice7276 5 месяцев назад +53

    I really like Kat Williams BUT he owes Earthquake ab apology for saying he can't read. That was low then I wonder.. what did Earthquake say about him ( that we don't know about) that made Kat pop off? Mmmmmmmm

    • @mackwisdo6044
      @mackwisdo6044 5 месяцев назад +6

      You don’t know how much reading you’ve to do to be an actor 😂

    • @samlooney4480
      @samlooney4480 5 месяцев назад +1

      4😂10
      L0

    • @greenrodney45
      @greenrodney45 5 месяцев назад

      fuck earthquake

    • @barbaraknight4203
      @barbaraknight4203 4 месяца назад +12

      Earthquake was in the military and earthquake is funny. Katt be hating 🤭

    • @JustMeFerd
      @JustMeFerd 3 месяца назад +1

      He can’t read- it was just supposed to remain a secret

  • @Virgolyfe247
    @Virgolyfe247 5 месяцев назад +5

    I needed this stand up 😂

  • @fatimahalea8472
    @fatimahalea8472 5 месяцев назад +7

    11:24 so real 😂😂😂

  • @neptunesotherdaughter2020
    @neptunesotherdaughter2020 Месяц назад +2

    Earthquake is stone FOOL FOR REAL. HIM, KATT ARE CRAZY. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @ryuho23
    @ryuho23 Месяц назад +1

    11:05 anyone that disagree im gonna have to call you a liar 🤣

  • @the_track_enthusiast
    @the_track_enthusiast 6 месяцев назад +64

    A certain state announced today that they have had 300 tornadoes in 1 month, but people say there’s no climate change

    • @im_ur_huckleberry8998
      @im_ur_huckleberry8998 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @WaylonAndST.MathyusDad35
      @WaylonAndST.MathyusDad35 5 месяцев назад +6

      Lol not true. 300 tornadoes in 1 state in 1 month has never happened. Maybe 300 in 1 month across the USA but not one state

    • @tanner953
      @tanner953 5 месяцев назад +2

      It’s suppose to change 😁

    • @kevinjohnson1428
      @kevinjohnson1428 5 месяцев назад +4

      And you so gullible that you believed it.🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @GevoGenesis92
      @GevoGenesis92 5 месяцев назад +1

      Texas.😮‍💨 Not 300 but definitely the highest.

  • @cadariusgreen1555
    @cadariusgreen1555 5 месяцев назад +3

    She gone beat him lol 😂😂

  • @teneshapeterson2373
    @teneshapeterson2373 5 месяцев назад +7

    I love your talent 👑💕🤣😂

  • @brandonterry6194
    @brandonterry6194 4 месяца назад +5

    GRATITUDE💥🤩💥

  • @BestLifeBagLady
    @BestLifeBagLady 2 месяца назад +1

    Need some of that Baby oil

  • @devilsephiroth9000
    @devilsephiroth9000 8 дней назад

    "you know i got high blood pressure" 😂

  • @youngsintra0225
    @youngsintra0225 5 месяцев назад +15

    Barbershop lie 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lwxkm11
    @lwxkm11 4 месяца назад +3

    Had me crying 😂😂

  • @DJLimeGreen
    @DJLimeGreen 2 месяца назад +1

    THE WORK!!!!! L M A O !!!!!!!!! FAX

  • @latrellknight5389
    @latrellknight5389 4 месяца назад +5

    I don't negotiate with terrorists

  • @TUPGD
    @TUPGD 2 месяца назад +1

    Thank you.

  • @walterstevenson3517
    @walterstevenson3517 Месяц назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 He's one of my favorites. 😂😂

  • @neptunesotherdaughter2020
    @neptunesotherdaughter2020 Месяц назад +2

    I watch mine being made. That way it's no problem. 👍🏼👍🏼.

  • @lavennapompy1666
    @lavennapompy1666 5 месяцев назад +4

    Funny 😂❤

  • @brianramagole7799
    @brianramagole7799 5 месяцев назад +11

    Best comedian bar none 😂😂😂😂

    • @urboymfresh
      @urboymfresh 5 месяцев назад

      Andrew Schultz

    • @Geezy62
      @Geezy62 5 месяцев назад +2

      Not better than Lavell 😎

    • @urboymfresh
      @urboymfresh 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Geezy62 I like both and more so sure. But have you seen Andrew Schultz stand up?

    • @Geezy62
      @Geezy62 5 месяцев назад

      @@urboymfresh I love Drew 😂😂😂

    • @urboymfresh
      @urboymfresh 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Geezy62 LOL me too. Dude is tack sharp, witty, provocative, and brilliantly/unapologetically blends today’s controversial topics into his set.

  • @AmunRa-ok4gv
    @AmunRa-ok4gv 5 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂 Earthquake let out a little Hollywood secret on Wendy Williams.."she's MAN enough' 😂😂😂

    • @ampollard7041
      @ampollard7041 3 месяца назад

      That's no secret. We all see Wendell..... "How yhuu dewin"

  • @marctipp
    @marctipp 5 месяцев назад +8

    I see three of you!!! Poor Wendy Williams…😂😂😂😂

  • @KevinBrown-we2lk
    @KevinBrown-we2lk 4 месяца назад +2

    BLESSINGS FAM
    JUST WAIT A MINUTE THATS ONLY THE START OF HAPPY HOUR FOR
    RAY J . EVERYONE HE HAS LAYED HIS HANDS ON ARE COMING TO VISIT HIM.

  • @Nick-zr7xu
    @Nick-zr7xu 4 месяца назад +4

    Some flats😂😂😂

  • @kelsonalleyne
    @kelsonalleyne 4 месяца назад +2

    Salute excellence legend

  • @beverlyturner4965
    @beverlyturner4965 5 месяцев назад +10

    OJ just pass away.😮

    • @jharris3267
      @jharris3267 5 месяцев назад +2

      It was just uploaded but not just done.

  • @FOMENKODANGEROUS
    @FOMENKODANGEROUS 4 месяца назад +2

    Mic hitn leg is a dave Chappelle move....

  • @paragon7934
    @paragon7934 5 месяцев назад +2

    That pain isnt accountability. It's not right or fair to allow someone to abuse you and use your children as tools. Yeah as men we take our punishments but never allow anyone, man or woman dictate your life. Stand up for yourself

  • @Fit-bb4dr
    @Fit-bb4dr 5 месяцев назад +3

    Big U LOL

  • @cmfort2696
    @cmfort2696 2 месяца назад +13

    "These ain't jokes."

  • @vc6218
    @vc6218 5 месяцев назад +5

    MFKN EARTHQUAKE!!!!

  • @MohaymenPK
    @MohaymenPK 2 месяца назад +1

    16:55

  • @ismailfami4168
    @ismailfami4168 5 месяцев назад +7

    Funny guy

  • @larrykav
    @larrykav 3 месяца назад +1

    Peace & Life Everlasting with Jesus 💞
    Pray for guidance and wait Patiently 💞

  • @CrucialBankie
    @CrucialBankie 5 месяцев назад +2

    Y'all stop looking for big foot/schaquash it's Wendy,kat told me

  • @cordarrylredd5024
    @cordarrylredd5024 5 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂

  • @walterstevenson3517
    @walterstevenson3517 Месяц назад +1

    Number 3 on my list.😂😂

  • @tankhead_moe4319
    @tankhead_moe4319 5 месяцев назад +3

    😂😂😂😂

  • @sunnycookie1584
    @sunnycookie1584 5 месяцев назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Weekend658
    @Weekend658 3 месяца назад +1

    When Kevin Hart mentioned “Earthquake” I thought he was f… around. I never knew there was a comedian named that. That’s like instead of Kevin Hart, we just gonna name him “Rain Drop” ☔️ cause he tiny.

  • @DaMixWizard
    @DaMixWizard 5 месяцев назад +3

    Now Earthquake is doing like Dave Chappelle, laughing at his own jokes and smacking the microphone 🎤 against his legs😢. Just tell the jokes and let me laugh.

    • @bigboi71
      @bigboi71 5 месяцев назад +6

      Sigh... obviously you've NEVER followed his career. He been doing that...🙄

    • @DaMixWizard
      @DaMixWizard 5 месяцев назад

      @bigboi71 I've been watching Earthquake for a while, and I didn't see him doing that, especially after every joke

    • @mrseasoner
      @mrseasoner 5 месяцев назад +2

      If you complaining about that, I can just imagine how petty you are in your personal life.

    • @DaMixWizard
      @DaMixWizard 5 месяцев назад

      @@mrseasoner hey, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you with your best friend? Don’t your child look like him? I know you’re scared to take that DNA test. Lame Duck 🦆

    • @HumanHealthLink
      @HumanHealthLink 4 месяца назад

      For Dave, it's real. For Earthquake, it's a "routine" he learned from Dave. It takes a lot out of his routine.

  • @warrenrobinson8532
    @warrenrobinson8532 4 месяца назад +2

    Climate change has existed for years we just call in Seasons 😔😔😔😔😔

  • @fatimahalea8472
    @fatimahalea8472 5 месяцев назад +3

    No for real something is happening bc I am SUN BURNT. It’s an actual burn. Like what kind of sun is this? My first sun burn.

    • @PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr
      @PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr 5 месяцев назад +2

      Unless you blistered, you'll be ok if you moisturize well as your skin barrier's been damaged. You may peel and don't pull on the pe

    • @csmith2484
      @csmith2484 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fatimahalea8472
      @fatimahalea8472 5 месяцев назад

      @@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr definitely peeled and itchy 😩

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 4 месяца назад +3

      No ozone layer left

  • @kwootamuckbear9294
    @kwootamuckbear9294 3 месяца назад +1

    True talk when she is…..and he does😮

  • @yolo25000
    @yolo25000 4 месяца назад

    He's doing the Dave Chappelle bend over laugh and tap the microphone schtick. He didn't used to do that.

    • @eddiedaniel8174
      @eddiedaniel8174 4 месяца назад

      Dave said in one of his videos that he learned a lot from Earthquake. He was doing comedy before Dave lol They’re both funny af tho

  • @ecliptic13
    @ecliptic13 4 месяца назад +1

    SouFeasT!!! 😆

  • @sharonsmalls8850
    @sharonsmalls8850 5 месяцев назад +3

    😅😅😅

  • @PRUNEAVENUE
    @PRUNEAVENUE 5 месяцев назад +2

    Hilarious! But Earthquake need to come with a better outfit... 😂😂😂

    • @nopegoss8916
      @nopegoss8916 4 месяца назад

      What should he have worn? Beside pants, shirt and shoes.

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 4 месяца назад +1

      He usually wear suits

    • @PRUNEAVENUE
      @PRUNEAVENUE 4 месяца назад

      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 Exactly!!! He always suited up to perform... That sweat outfit looks like he just popped in from a stroll through the neighbourhood... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stanleysmith2364
    @stanleysmith2364 5 месяцев назад +2

    🙏🏿

  • @brucenome989
    @brucenome989 5 месяцев назад +3

    😀😃😁😆😅😂

  • @jonnathanmoreno5538
    @jonnathanmoreno5538 6 дней назад

    What is his name? His good! Haha

  • @janal1206
    @janal1206 5 месяцев назад

    This is how a man is supposed to treat you well this is how a woman is supposed to treat you when parents treat each other right in front of the children you want to show them idea of how good they are supposed to be treated when they grow up and get into a marriage or a potential marriage because in the Bible ain't no such thing is no boyfriend or girlfriend you can get to know each other for the interests of marriage if you want to be Godly and do things God's way

  • @bezze777
    @bezze777 4 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tashag4030
    @tashag4030 2 месяца назад

    I'm going thru the same thing; & I wasn't even married. Slavery all day. And I make all the money.

  • @Wreckitredd
    @Wreckitredd 5 месяцев назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mntungwa77
    @Mntungwa77 3 месяца назад +1

    LeBron James is the King!!!

  • @cedricliggins7528
    @cedricliggins7528 5 часов назад

    These are jokes

  • @ebonythebraidartist
    @ebonythebraidartist 4 месяца назад

    Bro don’t now lebron he has outside baby

  • @jimmyflycarter3966
    @jimmyflycarter3966 2 месяца назад

    Gonzalez Sharon Wilson Karen Harris Kenneth

  • @lonniepartlowlp
    @lonniepartlowlp 5 месяцев назад +2

    This ain't the old Earthquake energy !! He's forcing jokes that aren't funny. He never laughed at his own jokes. He used to be back to back with them joints !!

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 4 месяца назад

      He is sober. And older.

    • @NicholsKT
      @NicholsKT 4 месяца назад

      ​@@simmiedavissimmiesings8185oh

    • @tim808grimes
      @tim808grimes 4 месяца назад

      He is learning how to cultivate the vibe don't hat le congratulate he is more personable rather than a robot he showing more of himself and not nervous he says that in an interview he was always nervous and to keep from getting boos he would shoot jokes of back to back but now he can build his jokes up better to connect with audiences

    • @evelynd1355
      @evelynd1355 2 месяца назад

      We all slow down when when we get older, it’s life.

  • @vbspeed7571
    @vbspeed7571 4 месяца назад

    No reason to ever get married period
    U S A is taken the dads away and givn them the bill. Facts..

  • @barbaraknight4203
    @barbaraknight4203 4 месяца назад

    Kim's yt again ppl aren't free in Hollywood

  • @WestsideWillie
    @WestsideWillie 4 месяца назад

    Earthquake seemed a bit uncomfortable this set too many awkward pauses and filler.

  • @PeeCharles-cl1wk
    @PeeCharles-cl1wk 5 месяцев назад

    Earthquake to snorting herion before he goes on stage

  • @nelliesmith9730
    @nelliesmith9730 22 дня назад

    He is so short of breathe

  • @HoffPoot
    @HoffPoot 5 месяцев назад +2

    Earthquake this was trash

    • @carlosrob6494
      @carlosrob6494 5 месяцев назад +1

      You crazy. Katt got in your head

  • @Fortune332
    @Fortune332 5 месяцев назад +3

    He not funny anymore

  • @kwootamuckbear9294
    @kwootamuckbear9294 3 месяца назад

    Kinda sounds gay🤔

  • @shamahyahlevi5233
    @shamahyahlevi5233 5 месяцев назад +4

    Laughing hysterically at his own jokes felt cringy and awkward to me 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @naydorsey1398
      @naydorsey1398 5 месяцев назад +3

      Mike Epps, Kevin Hart, Gary Owen and a host of comedians do this. I just would think he’ll give the audience a chance to laugh first.

    • @Uplift2023
      @Uplift2023 5 месяцев назад +8

      You must be incredibly boring if you've never laughed at a joke while you were telling it too someone else.

    • @MCMP51
      @MCMP51 5 месяцев назад

      You look like a flight risk

    • @musikman337
      @musikman337 5 месяцев назад +5

      U bigg tripping 🤨😵‍💫

    • @snbond80ify
      @snbond80ify 5 месяцев назад +1

      Psychology. Invites you in to laugh with him.

  • @Edandpuppy
    @Edandpuppy 5 месяцев назад +6

    Not funny at all .dry

  • @Slysteppppp
    @Slysteppppp 2 месяца назад

    The 🧃 is loose n Bill outside in the car with the pudding pops 🤣

  • @misterdaddy4240
    @misterdaddy4240 5 месяцев назад +2

    Not funny

  • @bmgtheperformer
    @bmgtheperformer 5 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂