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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • S06E02 .

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  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 5 лет назад +5063

    Can you imagine if House M.D. turned into a dramatic cooking show halfway through?

    • @kjellringstrom6217
      @kjellringstrom6217 4 года назад +345

      How about House and Gordon Ramsay in the same kitchen?

    • @Khorothis
      @Khorothis 4 года назад +274

      @@kjellringstrom6217 IT'S NOT LUPUS YOU DONKEY IT'S RAW

    • @andrelavandero3041
      @andrelavandero3041 4 года назад +80

      Imagine a show like that...
      It would be huge.

    • @jefflemere4609
      @jefflemere4609 4 года назад +19

      @@kjellringstrom6217 What kitchen, I suspect nothing be left of one or it might be watching an exciting episode of paint drying.

    • @daniyarsadykov3385
      @daniyarsadykov3385 4 года назад +19

      @@Khorothis YOU MORONS, WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?

  • @olavisalomaa
    @olavisalomaa 4 года назад +832

    I love how House gets a "House Moment" while cooking, it even has the music

    • @RogueBlackOp
      @RogueBlackOp 2 года назад +12

      I’m just glad he didn’t walk away without saying a word 😂. I thought he was gonna do something crazy like sitting something on fire 🔥 and damaging the kitchen to save the balls 😅

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Год назад +4

      The typical House moment where he has an aha moment and limps away leaving Wilson/Cuddy/Chase/Foreman/Cameron/Thirteen/Adams/Kutner hanging

  • @SomeoneElse-
    @SomeoneElse- 8 лет назад +1377

    "I'm short, he's black, you're gay-ish."
    LOL

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 8 лет назад +40

      "You mite have saved my balls"

    • @Silirion
      @Silirion 7 лет назад +11

      É tu bootay? :D

    • @hollyb6885
      @hollyb6885 Год назад +1

      The “ish” really makes that scene. 😂

  • @bungle0h521
    @bungle0h521 5 лет назад +656

    "no, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet"
    how can you argue with logic like that?

    • @shlapmaster
      @shlapmaster 4 года назад +13

      Imagine this show in 2020,cancel culture would be on its ass for sure

    • @tommyortega7796
      @tommyortega7796 3 года назад +7

      @@shlapmaster uhm, no? Lmao

    • @Novictus
      @Novictus 3 года назад +2

      @@tommyortega7796 i mean the constant annoyance he puts on Foreman would get someone pissy enough to try.

    • @MeecroSkills
      @MeecroSkills 10 дней назад

      @@shlapmaster seeing everything through the eyes of culture wars must get exhausting

    • @shlapmaster
      @shlapmaster 10 дней назад

      @@MeecroSkills Assuming you know anything about anyone based on 1 piece of outdated information must surely give you a sense of profound intelligence.

  • @GanonGhidorah
    @GanonGhidorah 5 лет назад +1592

    I love how House's Medical Proficiency covers such a wide scope, that he can apply it to everyday situations like cooking.

    • @vsaucenou323
      @vsaucenou323 4 года назад +33

      @@tinyrobot9989 cooking IS science

    • @jiuzhouqingyantiaoshizhuang
      @jiuzhouqingyantiaoshizhuang 4 года назад +17

      If you are a medical doctor the chances are you can learn most things fairly easy..

    • @rambofan334
      @rambofan334 3 года назад +8

      Well cooking has more science than you'd think.

    • @bubbaguy4411
      @bubbaguy4411 3 года назад +5

      @@rambofan334 Custard came to mind....

    • @007Aeon
      @007Aeon 2 года назад +15

      @@vsaucenou323 My Old lab Prof allways said: If you can cook or bake, you can do chemistry. Just dont lick the spoon.

  • @bbb462cid
    @bbb462cid 2 года назад +156

    The old "make them more uncomfortable than they are making you" routine. A formidable defense.

  • @smokeychickenwings1038
    @smokeychickenwings1038 3 года назад +265

    "et tu, bootay?" might be the greatest line ever

    • @Cyborg_Lenin
      @Cyborg_Lenin 2 года назад +4

      I died from that. I am now a zombie

    • @albertovasile3966
      @albertovasile3966 2 года назад +3

      *Et tu, Brute

    • @smokeychickenwings1038
      @smokeychickenwings1038 2 года назад +15

      @@albertovasile3966 Thats not what he says. It IS what he is referring to but House is making both a reference to the murder of caesar as a famous stab in the back and referring to cuddy's butt, as he loves doing.
      Hence "Et tu, bootay"

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 6 лет назад +728

    "I'm sorry i know this will affect both of you.... and thirteen... and the one with the nose" XD

  • @Y0K3
    @Y0K3 4 года назад +859

    “I’m short, He’s black, you’re gay...ish” 🤣

  • @MikeDragon
    @MikeDragon 4 года назад +553

    _"You might... have saved my balls!"_
    _"THAT'S that spirit!!"_
    lol XD

  • @wiernyinaczej
    @wiernyinaczej 7 лет назад +2503

    'You can't quit.
    I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.'
    😂😂😂

    • @Madmax0620
      @Madmax0620 7 лет назад +65

      i didnt get the reference.

    • @marinkadumon2930
      @marinkadumon2930 6 лет назад +11

      Dawid Zawolski , from Belgium care to say ? I don't get this joke 😢

    • @cyndiaz3497
      @cyndiaz3497 6 лет назад +70

      "I wish I could quit you"

    • @gdmt
      @gdmt 6 лет назад +17

      Now i get it. Thanks brah

    • @wouterdevries04
      @wouterdevries04 5 лет назад +1

      Oh yeah yeah

  • @esmajazic1984
    @esmajazic1984 5 лет назад +589

    Wilson:"I broke my toilet this morning."Cuddy:"I'll bring my tools.."😂😂

    • @pancon9947
      @pancon9947 5 лет назад +2

      I read this as it happened

    • @juzzlookin
      @juzzlookin 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, and such a great delivery from cuddy.

    • @anthonydooleyii7678
      @anthonydooleyii7678 4 года назад +1

      The way she said that haha...

  • @ColonelPeppers
    @ColonelPeppers 3 года назад +122

    Wilson and Cuddy are like House's parents. Helpful, supportive but suspicious of everything House does.

  • @Currumpaw
    @Currumpaw 4 года назад +1725

    You know if either House or Wilson was a woman, they would've gotten married a looooonng time ago

  • @vegeta9621
    @vegeta9621 7 лет назад +1411

    You might have saved my balls. Thats the spirit! lol hilarious.

    • @yattaguru
      @yattaguru 5 лет назад +4

      I read that in Vegeta's voice, then imagined him beating the crap out of you 😏

    • @this_is_japes7409
      @this_is_japes7409 5 лет назад +4

      @@yattaguru i read it in lanipator's voice, but then again what's the difference.

  • @sirbruno95
    @sirbruno95 4 года назад +221

    I really loved this season. It had the right amount of funny and serious, and House really grew as a character throughout the season. He went from jerk with bottled up problems to a jerk with a jerk willing to help and open up to others. I seriously didn't like that they rolled back his character to mischievous jerk in season 7, less so because of the way it ended, back to plain jerk.

    • @RogueBlackOp
      @RogueBlackOp 2 года назад +5

      Season 6 is the ending for me. Huddy lived happily ever after

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 Год назад +4

      I actually like this more. People with such serious issues like House do tend to relapse even if everything was going fine not long ago

    • @judigemini178
      @judigemini178 Год назад +12

      OK first of all he didn't end up going back to full jerk in the end, he sacrificed everything for wilson. Second & most importantly is that the fact that his growth arcs are mostly in ssn 6 & 8 (last half) and are all heavily tied to Wilson just proves that when he was at his best it was because of Wilson & that he brought out the best in House, unlike with cuddy who brought out the worst in him as shown in ssn 7. Not that any one character was responsible for his growth, that just seems to happen to be the case so it is what it is.

    • @AlexRango
      @AlexRango Год назад

      Bros before hoes man.

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 4 года назад +158

    "I didn't say you need a lame hobby!" Savage 😆

  • @miloradvlaovic
    @miloradvlaovic 6 лет назад +1064

    House: Ladies cover your eyes
    Cuddy: House!
    House: You too
    Lel

    • @magicdragon1
      @magicdragon1 5 лет назад +25

      Wilson: My godson made me that mug.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 5 лет назад +21

      @@magicdragon1 house marked that mug as his property it's his now

    • @Tony29103
      @Tony29103 4 года назад +7

      They so deserved that. Wilson and Cuddy have always been just asses to him so yea he pissed in Wilson's cup. Loved it!

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 4 года назад

      @@Tony29103 I'd piss in Wilsons Cup so I totally understand why he'd do it lol

  • @tamasvarga9862
    @tamasvarga9862 7 лет назад +491

    "my godson made me that mug" LMAO

  • @trinityplayz2549
    @trinityplayz2549 3 года назад +30

    You know what else stops meatballs burning whilst cooking the middle, a lower heat

  • @nomadben
    @nomadben 3 года назад +88

    Every time Cuddy is on screen, I just can't take my eyes off of her. She's incredible

  • @noeiro15
    @noeiro15 3 года назад +29

    “What do you expect? I’m an addict, I turn everything up to an 11” 😂

  • @phrophetsamgames
    @phrophetsamgames 4 года назад +38

    Honestly I’d have loved to see a spinoff where House becomes a godlike Chef.

    • @romeogolf4
      @romeogolf4 Год назад +3

      It's called Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen

  • @aquilesriffo
    @aquilesriffo 4 года назад +29

    at the end House and Wilson were more like a old couple that love - hate each other than House - Cuddy

  • @KB-fb8sn
    @KB-fb8sn 4 года назад +32

    "You might have saved my balls"
    House : "THAT'S THE SPIRIT" XDXDXD LOL

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 2 года назад +14

    "I quit"
    "You can't quit"
    "You're mistaking me with Mysterio"

  • @barmutah
    @barmutah 7 лет назад +383

    wow i don't realize there's captain holt there

    • @RogueBlackOp
      @RogueBlackOp 5 лет назад

      Yeah that’s what I said when I first watched Brooklyn nine nine. Does perfect with both characters

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 4 года назад +54

    "you might've saved my balls"
    "That's the spirit"
    😆😆😆

  • @hollyb6885
    @hollyb6885 Год назад +5

    1:20-“…we couldn’t get any more connected without unzipping.” OMG. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GMonte-rt6jd
    @GMonte-rt6jd 4 года назад +18

    God i freakin loved Dr.House back in the days. I must have seen this whole thing like 5 times

  • @dalliance222
    @dalliance222 6 лет назад +204

    3:33 I'm crying "I broke my toilet this morning " I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DBZ-Mousa
    @DBZ-Mousa 7 лет назад +251

    4:14 "Aoooo, it hurts!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

  • @mikeazari4568
    @mikeazari4568 4 года назад +26

    House vs Gordon Ramsay that's the culinary battle I want to see

    • @runicdoodles5692
      @runicdoodles5692 3 года назад

      Culinary or roast battle? (Pun unintended)

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 2 года назад

      @@runicdoodles5692 Why not both?

  • @TobeWilsonNetwork
    @TobeWilsonNetwork 3 года назад +8

    “I broke my toilet this morning” *diagnosis music starts playing*

  • @reichsfolger
    @reichsfolger 3 года назад +11

    "Food is a symphony," she says.
    "Difference is Beethoven's 5th won't be poop tomorrow," House says....😉

  • @herrhupfdohle8227
    @herrhupfdohle8227 2 года назад +7

    Assert dominance by pissing in the others favourite mug. Genious!

  • @imadethesatancry
    @imadethesatancry 7 лет назад +81

    Hide your eyes ladies...you too.

  • @cerickson017
    @cerickson017 5 лет назад +10

    4:40 c'mon Cuddy, we both know you want him.

  • @jeongseoblee
    @jeongseoblee 8 лет назад +84

    It is surprise this much jokes come from 1 episode (if I'lm correct)

    • @amalofoto
      @amalofoto 8 лет назад +3

      Yup, as far as I know, it's all from 6x1, Epic Fail.

    • @ricardobravo5615
      @ricardobravo5615 8 лет назад +2

      +Hedwig Art 6x3

    • @jeongseoblee
      @jeongseoblee 8 лет назад +1

      Ricardo Bravo ahhh right. it's the fascility in 6x1,2.

  • @hiyapatil5379
    @hiyapatil5379 3 года назад +11

    They're literally husbands

  • @OFFICIAL_VIDEO_AWARDS
    @OFFICIAL_VIDEO_AWARDS 6 лет назад +45

    2:45 smirk breaks character

    • @colinmurphy2214
      @colinmurphy2214 5 лет назад +4

      outwestlawns Not really

    • @arycogito
      @arycogito 5 лет назад +3

      Not really

    • @Dylan_Sterling
      @Dylan_Sterling 4 года назад

      Not really

    • @raeesaahmad5524
      @raeesaahmad5524 4 года назад

      Not really, House pretty much always smiles like that when hes having a moment with Wilson

  • @aceofcheems7685
    @aceofcheems7685 4 года назад +10

    Poor taub he'll forever be known as the one with the nose

  • @waynee5603
    @waynee5603 5 лет назад +9

    "My Godson made me that mug"

  • @kroneyt1493
    @kroneyt1493 4 года назад +5

    W: "How hard are you trying to not make a 'balls' joke right now?"
    H: "They're smoking."
    W: *_Visibly confused_*
    H: "Your balls. They're smoking!"
    W: *_Turns to pan_* "OH, no no no... they're browning too fast!"
    H: "Blue's the colour you gotta watch out for."
    W: "ENOUGH."
    I'm died.

    • @kroneyt1493
      @kroneyt1493 4 года назад

      Also:
      W: "I broke my toilet."
      C: "....................... I'll get my tools?"

  • @Cha11engerD
    @Cha11engerD 5 лет назад +7

    I've been looking for this clip for a long time.
    "You may have just saved my balls." LOL

  • @georgerogers2120
    @georgerogers2120 4 года назад +3

    "I didn't say you need a lame hobby."
    So many people need this advice.

  • @billd7197
    @billd7197 3 года назад +5

    What great chemistry they had.

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 5 лет назад +8

    This was my favorite part of the series
    Because it's the only time I've felt good for House

  • @vocalsg13
    @vocalsg13 5 лет назад +6

    Every House scene is a funny scene.
    And a serious one.

  • @jashautar5765
    @jashautar5765 6 лет назад +36

    1:02 Captain Holt?

  • @namonaite
    @namonaite 6 лет назад +3

    Thanks for bringing me into this *I died xD*

  • @steztoyz
    @steztoyz 2 года назад +1

    "et tu booteh? 🤣
    Only House could turn Cuddy into a Julius Caeser quote. 🤣

  • @hurshiej7208
    @hurshiej7208 5 лет назад +36

    Saw the thumbnail and thought this was Kitchen Nightmares

  • @KimTiger777
    @KimTiger777 Год назад +1

    Cuddy: Thank you for dragging me into this.
    Me: Oh sweet! 😂😂

  • @re12evil
    @re12evil 7 лет назад +176

    Et tu bootey?

    • @Lushu1331
      @Lushu1331 7 лет назад +25

      "Et tu, Brute?".... said by Julius Caesar when being stabbed by Brutus. Latin, ancient Rome, etc....

    • @hadjy
      @hadjy 7 лет назад +35

      Captain obvious strikes again.

    • @lepredator189
      @lepredator189 7 лет назад +30

      It's a pun on the Julius Caesar story by Shakespeare. It's also a pun on Cuddy's bootay.

  • @arjouuh7129
    @arjouuh7129 4 года назад +1

    Wilson: House, I'm home
    (Laugh)
    House: What, already?
    (Laugh)
    Wilson: YES

  • @aririran7749
    @aririran7749 4 года назад +3

    Me: reads title
    Funny house md moments
    Looks at how long the video is 4:54
    Me: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!

  • @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk
    @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk 2 года назад +1

    It’s like this person saw just one House episode and included anything in it that made them laugh. It’s episode 3 of season 6

  • @Zoomer30_
    @Zoomer30_ 3 года назад +1

    House helps the guy that looks like MacGyver cook by having a MacGyver moment.

  • @DasIllu
    @DasIllu 2 года назад +2

    The part with the meat browning is actually true. However, usually it is done the other way around.
    If you want something to brown faster you can actually use backing soda (sodium bicarbonate). It is also used in baking. German pretzels are dunked in a soda solution (sodium carbonate, much higher pH). The manipulation of pH levels in cooking has a long tradition. That being said, please abstain from experimenting with hydroflouric acid and oven cleaners ;-D

  • @strongadolf3794
    @strongadolf3794 6 лет назад +17

    "Et tu, boo(b)te?"

  • @MrMasterDebate
    @MrMasterDebate 3 года назад +3

    This was the moment i realized: House isnt 100% the problem, its the selfish people around him. He outright admits hes a better doctor when hes on the worse type of pain meds, yet they kept trying to bring him back.

    • @littlesisterlover9105
      @littlesisterlover9105 11 месяцев назад

      I've always disliked Cuddy, and Wilson to a certain degree, for always trying to force House to be the person they wanted and being incapable of understanding he doesn't need to be.

  • @gravity7208
    @gravity7208 3 года назад +1

    This video is 10 years old but top comments are from 2-3 years old which means before the comments section was up most of the people were not engaged in comment section

  • @ashutoshchandra8744
    @ashutoshchandra8744 4 года назад +1

    Who knew Raymond Holt was a Psychiatrist before joining the 99.

  • @kevinwaag9976
    @kevinwaag9976 3 года назад +2

    If he had stayed on course on his therapy, he would have been happier

  • @michelep7340
    @michelep7340 6 лет назад +2

    Captain Raymond Holt!!😂😂😂

  • @allesundmehr
    @allesundmehr 5 лет назад +2

    oh god. captain holt is houses therapist!

  • @Sanguinarius9999
    @Sanguinarius9999 7 лет назад +24

    Umm, did he have a urine bag up his sleeve for the mug test at the end ? if i remember corectly ?

    • @djrahdj
      @djrahdj 6 лет назад

      Sanguinarius9999 3:59 , he has rolled up his sleves

  • @bgcanadianbacon6703
    @bgcanadianbacon6703 3 года назад +3

    After watching season 8 I can't believe how much shittier life got for House after this

  • @KimsLantern
    @KimsLantern 4 года назад +1

    Here for the ball jokes. Lmfao.

  • @shuckol
    @shuckol 5 лет назад +33

    click bait: the whole tv show is a funny scene

  • @deborahsheets2604
    @deborahsheets2604 4 года назад +1

    “Bed is for sissy’s unless you’re having sex in which case... no- bed is still for sissy’s “ 😂😂

  • @epsi
    @epsi 5 месяцев назад

    Wilson: My godson made me that mug...
    House: So sterilize it later and just be glad i'm pissing in a mug instead of your Cheerios!

  • @neptunestardust
    @neptunestardust 8 лет назад +3

    Thanks for uploading

  • @jamestran1634
    @jamestran1634 5 лет назад +1

    thumbnail made me thuoght it was masterchef

  • @shreyassarangi6106
    @shreyassarangi6106 6 лет назад +8

    Et tu, Bootay? XDDDD

  • @Revster
    @Revster 4 года назад +2

    "Et tu bootay?" 😂

  • @rwplm
    @rwplm Год назад

    Now I want to see a new series where House, spends his new life as a chef

  • @Fermifire
    @Fermifire 4 года назад +2

    3:31 NO I CAN'T AHAHAHAHA!! 🤣

  • @GAMBANJUJJJ
    @GAMBANJUJJJ 7 лет назад +9

    damn singaporean censorship! I love the opening but I missed out on the ball joke...

    • @sage2734
      @sage2734 7 лет назад +1

      Seriously 😂

    • @Punk3rGirl
      @Punk3rGirl 6 лет назад +1

      GAMBANJUJJJ well that’s weird because I live in sg too and I distinctly rmb watching that ball joke on tv years ago...

  • @monasingh11829
    @monasingh11829 5 лет назад

    Thank you for driving into this🤣🤣🤣😍

  • @Armuotas
    @Armuotas 4 года назад +3

    4:37 God damn she's gorgeous!!

  • @shaxzoda7379
    @shaxzoda7379 Год назад

    And the one with the nose. 😂😂😂😂

  • @JiisTube
    @JiisTube 3 года назад +1

    Et tu, bootay? 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @FailureInSociety2007
    @FailureInSociety2007 3 года назад

    I love house so much

  • @Figgy_Tree
    @Figgy_Tree 6 лет назад +1

    St th Brute? What a great reference by the writers.

  • @cheemsinspace5638
    @cheemsinspace5638 2 года назад

    'Beethoven's fifth isn't gonna be poop tomorrow'

  • @betterthanyouateverything3224
    @betterthanyouateverything3224 5 лет назад

    I fucking weezed when I saw Captain Holt XD

  • @safheart2306
    @safheart2306 7 месяцев назад

    the best friend ever haha

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 5 лет назад +5

    House may be the most screwed up television character in history.
    Also the most sardonic.

    • @nickjohn2051
      @nickjohn2051 5 лет назад

      "Sadistic". To be fare, he got an intense pain and use vicodin to cope it.

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 5 лет назад

      @@nickjohn2051 no i think he used the right one. Sardonic means cynical, which house tends to be.
      Hes also sadistic but he doesnt intentionally harm people for pleasure.
      (Ok maybe a little.)

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 2 года назад

    Buying small things is not the beauty- or fuck off is not the commercial.

  • @LordOrio
    @LordOrio 7 лет назад +5

    They thogeder are so cute

  • @bookbutterfly6613
    @bookbutterfly6613 5 лет назад +5

    I honestly wanna see House have a cooking contest with Gordon Ramsay

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood 2 года назад

      And see who is better at insulting.

  • @andrewpestotnik5495
    @andrewpestotnik5495 2 года назад

    " You're gay.....ish" is the most Taub thing ever Taubed

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson 5 лет назад

    Hey! It's Doctor Gideon at 1:14. He also had an excellent medical show.

  • @mariaharalabopoulou
    @mariaharalabopoulou 5 лет назад +4

    I broke my toilet this morning
    I 'll get my tools :P

  • @metal87power
    @metal87power 6 лет назад +7

    Why not let him take those drugs? It makes him function properly. He doesn't hurt anyone. They could cover it up since they work in the clinic.

    • @toreyzyre
      @toreyzyre 6 лет назад +7

      That exact question and overall moral and ethical dilemma is a very long running plot points that is explored in a great many ways in the show

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 лет назад +5

      By this point, he had already had a serious medical issue from taking too much and had been thrown into rehab and a psych ward.

    • @MsQuartermaine
      @MsQuartermaine 5 лет назад

      InfernosReaper But wasn't it mentioned that Vicodin wasn't what caused his breakdown? He had been functioning on Vicodin for years, but it wasn't until Amber, Kutner, and his dad died that he started hallucinating? I suppose long term Vicodin use could have contributed though.

  • @scp3999
    @scp3999 4 года назад

    house wilson epic married couple moments

  • @texicanamerican5729
    @texicanamerican5729 Год назад

    And the one with the nose... Cuckoldisol is a powerful drug

  • @chuggon7595
    @chuggon7595 3 года назад

    That was real fancy house, but you could've just turned the heat down.