Speed Dating with House, Chase and Wilson | HOUSE M.D. | Screen Bites

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @victorpradha9946
    @victorpradha9946 4 года назад +8291

    "Little girls kiss frogs expecting them to turn into you" Brilliant line...just absolutely brilliant!

  • @them0rningstar
    @them0rningstar 4 года назад +10126

    "i play videogames"
    "oh, profesionally?"
    "pfft, i wish"
    bigass mood

    • @Kyriakos703
      @Kyriakos703 4 года назад +41

      Does D'Arby count as a professional gamer?

    • @veronikapichova5236
      @veronikapichova5236 4 года назад +178

      You forgot that "bruh" 🤣

    • @gerardob7364
      @gerardob7364 4 года назад +22

      Veronika Píchová bro*

    • @TheLizardWizard_the2nd
      @TheLizardWizard_the2nd 4 года назад +2

      @@Kyriakos703 your kind is not welcomed here y'know

    • @Kyriakos703
      @Kyriakos703 4 года назад +8

      @@TheLizardWizard_the2nd Takes one to know one. 😉

  • @captbarnes
    @captbarnes 4 года назад +4548

    “Yeah, but they can’t dance like I can.” Makes me laugh every time.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 года назад +27

      The cynicism & sarcasm is so awesome, unfortunately not so cool in task like as I can attest

    • @alibabapirce9782
      @alibabapirce9782 2 года назад +7

      it would fit more if he said but they cant sing like i can :D

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 2 года назад +9

      It's not clear whether the women see the cane or House hobbling, so I'm not sure whether that line plays to the women, the way it plays to us (the audience).

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 Год назад +2

      2:33

    • @rebbekaoliveira1018
      @rebbekaoliveira1018 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @bluesbr0ther588
    @bluesbr0ther588 4 года назад +13082

    Yes Chase got a lot of phone numbers but imagine how many he would have gotten if he talked with Australian accent and told the women that he is a doctor.

  • @khaelstorm2552
    @khaelstorm2552 2 года назад +3711

    If Chase was allowed to be himself he would’ve walked out with ALL the phones.

    • @khaelstorm2552
      @khaelstorm2552 2 года назад +178

      The numbers of course. They wouldn’t all just up and give him their flip-phones. Although I’d wager at least 3 would’ve.

    • @asherujudo7383
      @asherujudo7383 2 года назад +90

      @@khaelstorm2552 They would if he asked nicely.

    • @Shawnchapp
      @Shawnchapp Год назад +19

      @@khaelstorm2552 pretty sure they would've Lol i mean a girl randomly gave him her car just because he asked Lol

    • @ln5321
      @ln5321 Год назад +12

      @@khaelstorm2552 No you were right the first time. He'd walk out with everyone's phone.

    • @tamatitto
      @tamatitto Год назад +14

      Men's and women's

  • @goatherderkavi7441
    @goatherderkavi7441 2 года назад +2036

    "So you attribute every relationship I've ever been in to the height of my cheekbones?"
    "Not all of it, just the beginning."
    "The rest is the hair."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +6

      you love dance dance revolution🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @magicsteve5523
    @magicsteve5523 3 года назад +4023

    I love how Wilson gets bleak stories every time he mentions he’s an oncologist

    • @bermanmo6237
      @bermanmo6237 2 года назад +235

      I know someone who is a tax collector. When she tells people what she does, they would ask her for advice on how to do their taxes. Yes, she gets very annoyed. You could tell Wilson is annoyed by all the cancer stories he heard during speed dating.

    • @kaiz1845
      @kaiz1845 Год назад +61

      @@bermanmo6237 Same thing happens as a teacher. Whenever I meet someone new and they're parent-age, the conversation always goes something like "so my kid really hates this subject at school, what should I do..."

    • @ShadowFri3nd
      @ShadowFri3nd Год назад +74

      He even got the fucking cat history... My poor dude can't catch a break.

    • @meggyspencer
      @meggyspencer Год назад +54

      as a resident in oncology I can confirm that is how 60% of people react unfortunately... the other 40% goes 'oh I WOULD NEVER DO THAT IT IS SO SAD' and you're just like ma'am I just wanted to buy some fruit please let me leave

    • @imranroy4731
      @imranroy4731 Год назад +9

      Most of the time when people don't know how to start a conversation, they usually focus on the next person's career, since it feels like a safe choice.
      Starting with the person's physical features feels very offensive or shallow, and you don't know enough about the person to pick another topic.

  • @herroyalsquirrelness8167
    @herroyalsquirrelness8167 4 года назад +7082

    Best part of the episode is watching Chase.. becoming house...

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 4 года назад +52

      Her Royal Squirrelness, yeh :)

    • @Captn_Slow
      @Captn_Slow 4 года назад +52

      Her Royal Squirrelness Yup, one episode at a time~~

    • @alikartal4822
      @alikartal4822 4 года назад +58

      Is this a foreshadowing?

    • @icypeanutpolo
      @icypeanutpolo 4 года назад +16

      Wonderline yes

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 4 года назад +79

      Even makes facial expressions that make them look just like House

  • @mjohnson5030
    @mjohnson5030 4 года назад +4387

    02:30 "I'm a diagnostician."
    "Don't all doctors do that?"... says EVERYONE.

    • @moneebabbas3325
      @moneebabbas3325 4 года назад +23

      1 2 don’t all doctor do that?

    • @itsneverlupus5544
      @itsneverlupus5544 4 года назад +17

      @Holden Mcgroine consultant detectivr

    • @kylie3112
      @kylie3112 4 года назад +75

      1 2 Yeah.. but they can’t dance like I can

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 года назад +5

      Well it's a specifc job

    • @mjohnson5030
      @mjohnson5030 4 года назад +69

      @@romainsavioz5466 No! It is not. Diagnostician means "person who diagnoses things" which is 90% of all physicians.
      It is a made-up specialty. Made up for plot and drama. Good show, though.

  • @bgcanadianbacon6703
    @bgcanadianbacon6703 3 года назад +4287

    I wish we got more scenes with House, Wilson, and Chase together. Seeing them become a trio of friends would've been awesome

    • @diogenes.
      @diogenes. 2 года назад +27

      U are my spirit animal 👍🙂

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 2 года назад +18

      wish foremen was 2

    • @earlnoli
      @earlnoli 2 года назад +79

      @@rosannaburt3048 foreman is too decent and a good man. Totally will spoil the fun 😅

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 2 года назад +10

      @@earlnoli idk if foreman is good but hes ok

    • @scarredface2684
      @scarredface2684 2 года назад +24

      @@earlnoli good enough to delete his files before they digitize them, while high on Vicodin with Taub.

  • @GorcStew
    @GorcStew 4 года назад +4193

    "Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as good as staying home and watching porn"
    I think Wilson is the only one in the show who can consistently shut him down during an argument lol

    • @bilibull1
      @bilibull1 4 года назад +177

      Tends to happen when you know a person so well, you end up understanding their thought process.

    • @dipanjan_roy
      @dipanjan_roy 2 года назад +77

      House agrees by the end of the show that Wilson is indeed smarter than him.

    • @viking6985
      @viking6985 Год назад +19

      @@dipanjan_roy i don't really agree with that. Intelligence is in fact adaptation, so in this case he is, but if we talk about IQ, house is way way ahead

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 Год назад +12

      @@viking6985 He said smarter not more intelligent so like less IO more EQ ig

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah Год назад +15

      Only reason House talked to him for more than 3 seconds like the rest of the ppl he worked with
      He could keep up with him
      An Equal

  • @firstnamelastname9179
    @firstnamelastname9179 4 года назад +761

    "I'm on fire for the lord!"
    *-Shireen Baratheon sweating profusely*

    • @PA1NA9THI0NA8I1KOS3
      @PA1NA9THI0NA8I1KOS3 4 года назад +16

      Here's your like, your comment made me genuinely laugh. And then I laughed a lot more, recalling how the show ended...

    • @plmokm33
      @plmokm33 4 года назад +11

      I'll bet she was sweating profusely up on that stake.

    • @Nurgles_Rot_
      @Nurgles_Rot_ 3 года назад +2

      Please sign for this W bossman.

    • @bonniez6194
      @bonniez6194 3 года назад +1

      John Donne has entered the chat

    • @GEORGE_WARD
      @GEORGE_WARD 2 года назад +6

      The night is dark and full of terrors...
      like speed dating

  • @johnderouen1038
    @johnderouen1038 4 года назад +3536

    5:37
    The connection that Chase makes here in the middle of a completely separate conversation is something one could only have expected out of House. Very impressive, and clearly shows that Chase is the correct choice for his replacement at the end of the show.

    • @iGuy28
      @iGuy28 4 года назад +212

      He's the only one. He's always had all the traits to be come house 2nd...
      Circle completes itself by season 8.

    • @dhruvaveldi
      @dhruvaveldi 4 года назад +153

      And he's the only one to have penetrated the golden duo of House and Wilson XD

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer 4 года назад +95

      Kutner would have also been a good choice. I'm pretty sure he solved more cases than most of the other fellows.

    • @leonardo899
      @leonardo899 4 года назад +54

      @@iGuy28 Of course he's going to advance in his career, he's good-looking.

    • @mustangw8ford415
      @mustangw8ford415 4 года назад +7

      @@Alakaizer kutner is a pussy who killed himself

  • @saraal8432
    @saraal8432 4 года назад +3230

    “I’m going speed dating”
    “You mean dating on meth?”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gwashere
      @gwashere 4 года назад +59

      No he said "dating on meth? Count me in" and thats the best scene

    • @yawgmoth6568
      @yawgmoth6568 4 года назад +19

      Count me in

    • @gwashere
      @gwashere 4 года назад +8

      @@yawgmoth6568 speeeeeeeed

    • @bartdegryse9345
      @bartdegryse9345 4 года назад +65

      I'm on SPEEEeeEEEeeEeD

    • @Tiagotaf
      @Tiagotaf 3 года назад +8

      you mean running with a calendar in your hands ?

  • @jayrivers8478
    @jayrivers8478 4 года назад +1239

    So we're just gonna ignore the fact that Chase does a perfect American accent with the "Bro" at the end of most sentences as the caveat lol

    • @eadaoinmurphy20
      @eadaoinmurphy20 3 года назад +72

      He's in a show now called 'Chicago Fire' he speaks fully with an American accent, it's really good

    • @jayrivers8478
      @jayrivers8478 3 года назад +5

      @@eadaoinmurphy20 This is news to me, and now I must check it out lol, Thanks!

    • @eadaoinmurphy20
      @eadaoinmurphy20 3 года назад +7

      @@jayrivers8478 I got hooked, use tissues

    • @Rose-jz6sx
      @Rose-jz6sx 2 года назад +14

      American accents are fairly easy to do

    • @ryszardsikora6894
      @ryszardsikora6894 2 года назад +42

      I mean, Hugh Laurie also does a perfect American accent in every episode

  • @Daniel.RF.Davidson
    @Daniel.RF.Davidson 4 года назад +1022

    "LIFE is a beauty pageant."
    I miss House.

    • @Deadsmegma
      @Deadsmegma Год назад

      I've watched it a few times

    • @ona8938
      @ona8938 8 месяцев назад

      Me too.

  • @sw7600g
    @sw7600g 4 года назад +2068

    That fake detective got slammed to ground. No future for liars that can't follow through.

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 4 года назад +57

      I always wondered what her motive really was.

    • @Kat-xy7fm
      @Kat-xy7fm 4 года назад +78

      @Billy But Whole I think that's just a general thing that manipulative/desperate people do, but people always stereotype like, the guy pretending to have a high paying job, when really women do it too. People be shitty.

    • @dj0mal601
      @dj0mal601 4 года назад +14

      I would wanted that to played a lil different and that she was really what she said xD

    • @amitir22
      @amitir22 3 года назад +32

      she should have prepared an answer for someone figuring her out.
      I would've bluffed and replied: "4 out of 7 (or any higher number) clues... nice! the best before you figured 2 at best"
      thus polishing House's ego

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 2 года назад +37

      struggling actress/working at the Cheesecake Factory

  • @merikano2985
    @merikano2985 2 года назад +976

    I love the ending when Thirteen restores Chase's faith that his relationship with Cameron was more than just two pretty people in the same room together.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +10

      do you play video games?🤣🤣🤣

    • @miso_to_zari
      @miso_to_zari Год назад +9

      @@raven4k998 yeah bruh

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +3

      @@miso_to_zari omg I love you so much

    • @Josh.WDW.
      @Josh.WDW. Год назад +3

      ​@@raven4k998 I'm a doctor... with an accent. When should I call you, mate ?

    • @emilyscloset2648
      @emilyscloset2648 Год назад +1

      It's so wholesome

  • @Captn_Slow
    @Captn_Slow 4 года назад +3660

    House: You go to a bar, you bring your ugly friends.
    Chase: Cmon, I’m not that good looking.
    House: Yea you are.
    Wilson: You kinda are.
    LOL.......

    • @KitKat-gn2nn
      @KitKat-gn2nn 4 года назад +42

      Hilson shipers unite! >:D

    • @CinosMatoi
      @CinosMatoi 4 года назад +80

      I mean, he is...

    • @snakey934Snakeybakey
      @snakey934Snakeybakey 3 года назад +20

      We can tell this was written by a woman.

    • @sandraruland3846
      @sandraruland3846 3 года назад +4

      Thanks for repeating the scene.

    • @razofdead
      @razofdead 2 года назад +10

      Thats why people always invite me at bar…

  • @cchanc3
    @cchanc3 4 года назад +631

    "Hi. My name is Chase. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

  • @FireOccator
    @FireOccator 4 года назад +2891

    This is basically a more wholesome version of Tinder.

    • @maximus4375
      @maximus4375 4 года назад +261

      You do know, that speed dating has been around longer than tinder? So actually tinder is a less wholesome version of speed dating

    • @GrayLady9118
      @GrayLady9118 4 года назад +70

      Millenials...

    • @josueluna7532
      @josueluna7532 4 года назад +32

      You seriously implying speed dating took elements of Tinder? Wow. . .

    • @josueluna7532
      @josueluna7532 4 года назад +7

      @@GrayLady9118 More like morons

    • @maximus4375
      @maximus4375 4 года назад +9

      Josue Luna lmao coming from a person who assumes someone’s age and then goes on to make drastic generalizations about that age group for no reason other to be irrationally angry at something, real mature there man

  • @XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7
    @XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7 4 года назад +824

    “I’m a chocolatier!”
    “I could tell by your hips.”
    Oof can smell the burnt chocolate from here.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 2 года назад +31

      Devastating! And yet some women will be compelled to keep trying to win over guys who make comments like that.

    • @ryszardsikora6894
      @ryszardsikora6894 2 года назад +5

      @@victorpradha9946 can you really blame them considering of they look like Chase?

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 2 года назад +33

      @@ryszardsikora6894 Does it really matter how good looking a guy is if he erodes your self-esteem and sense of personal confidence?

    • @ryszardsikora6894
      @ryszardsikora6894 2 года назад +6

      @@victorpradha9946 yes

    • @maxspechter4321
      @maxspechter4321 2 года назад +13

      @@ryszardsikora6894 that's just sad

  • @melissabaltazarf
    @melissabaltazarf 3 года назад +649

    Oh how I wish writers could have made this speed dating scene an entire episode (or 2), and bring Foreman too 😂😂😂 it's hilarious🤣

    • @krystalhaug1957
      @krystalhaug1957 2 года назад +1

      true

    • @lizxu322
      @lizxu322 2 года назад +27

      All that set up, all the extras involved ...it was an expensive set too

    • @Musicisremylife
      @Musicisremylife Год назад

      Agreed

    • @sana-cm7oc
      @sana-cm7oc 10 месяцев назад

      Oh dear God - Foreman with those 3 would've been classic!

    • @Drew-bc7zj
      @Drew-bc7zj 7 месяцев назад +1

      Gotta get Cuddy in there too!

  • @A-Duck
    @A-Duck 4 года назад +4315

    "I'll have to act as unattractive and undatable as possible in order to win this bet"
    "Hi, I play video games"
    I feel personally attacked.

    • @TANMAN9095
      @TANMAN9095 4 года назад +101

      Welcome to reality. Twiddling your thumbs in-front of a screen 10 hours a day isn't exactly titillating enough to get a woman's panties wet.

    • @erincrowhurst2865
      @erincrowhurst2865 4 года назад +17

      zlkjsfhgjki as dkjfa;l i disagree

    • @A-Duck
      @A-Duck 4 года назад +61

      zlkjsfhgjki as dkjfa;l Cool story bro. All people that play games are no-lifers who do nothing but that one activity. What an insightful and not at all moronically pigheaded description of a sizeable chunk of humanity. You must be the smart one of your friend group.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 4 года назад +19

      A Duck Relax.

    • @laetitia0884
      @laetitia0884 4 года назад +39

      As a girl who had a boyfriend who was a game tester and kept bringing his work home, I can tell you it was horrible.when he had to choose btw me and the games, guess what.He dumped me cause I didn't understand his passion..

  • @andrewpestotnik5495
    @andrewpestotnik5495 3 года назад +463

    House: Little girls kiss frogs and expect them to turn into you.
    Chase: Okay, I'm not that good looking
    House: Yeah you are.
    A great Father and son moment for House and Chase 😅

    • @N1k4_Gr1v
      @N1k4_Gr1v 3 года назад +2

      Ha u wish XD

    • @ajdominguez1002
      @ajdominguez1002 11 месяцев назад +4

      Wilson: ... 🤷🏻‍♂️ you kinda are

  • @crispydankmemes
    @crispydankmemes 2 года назад +192

    I love the look on Chase's face when she says "I could lose a few pounds"

  • @whywelovefilm7079
    @whywelovefilm7079 4 года назад +233

    2:33 -That right there! That is why Hugh Laurie was born to play House. The way he says "Yeah, but they can't dance the way I can." That charming sarcasm. No one can do it better than Hugh Laurie...

    • @briancrawford8751
      @briancrawford8751 Год назад

      "Charming sarcasm" is an oxymoron. Sarcasm is for kids and internet neckbeards, and everyone else should grow out of it.

    • @whywelovefilm7079
      @whywelovefilm7079 Год назад +8

      @@briancrawford8751 Oh, and *"charming sarcasm"* isn't an oxymoron. I'm not sure if you need to look up the definition of oxymoron whenever you have time. Maybe you just don't know when to use the word correctly. Either way, it's not an oxymoron...

  • @ethelping9227
    @ethelping9227 Год назад +398

    Thirteen and Chase talking about pretty people problems is hilarious

    • @Solararisa
      @Solararisa 7 месяцев назад +28

      Well, they are two pretty people. They understand each other.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Solararisa He's actually pretty, she has pretty eyes and make-up does the rest.

    • @beyondredemption8179
      @beyondredemption8179 4 месяца назад +15

      @@92brunod
      You do realise that all actors wear makeup - including the male ones? Right?

    • @бронза.вафля.конус
      @бронза.вафля.конус 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@92brunodmakeup can't fix ugly. Makeup has to work with something

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 4 месяца назад

      @@beyondredemption8179 Not the same make-up.
      And the actors when they're about their lives don't wear make-up, unless they're women.
      Such a sassy way to say something so completely opposed to reality.

  • @justv5136
    @justv5136 3 года назад +211

    Wilson, little tip - don't say you're an oncologist, just start with "I'm a doctor". That will both save the mood and get you some numbers (no pun intended 😂)

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 Год назад +13

      "so, I have a rash."

    • @r.s.2890
      @r.s.2890 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@jacobshirley3457 "not that kind of doctor."

    • @nindybear946
      @nindybear946 7 месяцев назад

      I can't find the pun and it's distressing me

    • @justv5136
      @justv5136 Месяц назад

      @@nindybear946 getting numbers - as in getting s*x, the numbers of partners

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 4 года назад +769

    "I don't want kids." "Check."
    "I'm thinking about going from a C to a D." "Quadruple Check."
    "And I'm on FIRE for the lord." "... ... ...C-, good effort but you killed the fun."

    • @jlam3297
      @jlam3297 4 года назад +4

      @@doyle8120 kind of feel like maybe we shouldn't pollute your innocent mind. haha

    • @Silverblade10
      @Silverblade10 4 года назад +6

      @@doyle8120 she's talking about boob size, if you're landing from pornhub, you should know that at least, that is basic sir. she is talking about increasing her boob size.

    • @eightw5783
      @eightw5783 4 года назад +7

      Which 'lord'? If it's Bacchus you are a winner!

    • @kkleta
      @kkleta 4 года назад +1

      could anyone tell me what "and i'm on fire for the lord" means?

    • @diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977
      @diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977 4 года назад +21

      plot twist : she was referring to satan

  • @JesusHBasie
    @JesusHBasie 3 года назад +101

    Wilson getting back to back demolished KILLS me LMAO

  • @cm2426
    @cm2426 4 года назад +162

    Wilson holds the record for "being in the friend zone"

  • @fturla___156
    @fturla___156 4 года назад +683

    The point of the whole video is that two people that find themselves attracted to each other fill in the blanks all the time until they find out the truth and then they have to decide if they can live with reality rather than the dream.

    • @AgentSmithXD
      @AgentSmithXD 4 года назад +38

      basically every young marriage that ends in divorce.

    • @chumark54
      @chumark54 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, I guess you have a point...

    • @leearchibald7064
      @leearchibald7064 4 года назад

      Sad but true

    • @0ldar
      @0ldar 4 года назад +3

      What a fine synthesis of the episode. +1 like sir or whatever a fturla is

    • @mudyao
      @mudyao 4 года назад +3

      ima gonna write this down....this sums up dating period

  • @zukondis
    @zukondis 2 года назад +327

    This clip shows perfectly how fun Chase’s own show could be. Amazing doctor and outside of work he can get up to some pretty funny stuff, since he is pretty much House 2.0

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад

      I'm going to assume your not a cop are my five minutes up?🤣

    • @michaeladkins6
      @michaeladkins6 5 месяцев назад

      I dont know that he could have his own show. I know he has been in 2 shows at around 200 episodes each. There is a difference.

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 4 года назад +630

    I love it when people pretend to be something important like a police detective. It makes you wonder how they plan on keeping up the ruse if the relationship lasts any amount of time.

    • @azh698
      @azh698 4 года назад +79

      Maybe they're not looking for anything beyond the first night, maybe they just like to pretend they're something that they're not, or maybe they just don't think things through.

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 4 года назад +5

      @@azh698 a liar who thinks things through? : )

    • @rooftopvoter3015
      @rooftopvoter3015 3 года назад +1

      Anybody can bullshit people for the first 15 minutes; after that, you better have a 2 foot Johnson or some massive ta-ta's to pull it off.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 3 года назад +19

      @@rooftopvoter3015 People normally don’t really care enough to notice when someone is lying because they simply have no reason to suspect something. People fake everything, relationships, careers; honestly - lying is easy.
      The lies that get caught are actually the exception. Sure, you need to know things to built up and maintain the lie, for instance, pretending to be a professional is certainly difficult when you actually want to, say, work as a doctor but have no actual license etc. however, telling safe lies ( things someone else can not know without researching things beyond their usual habits/ environmental horizon ) is child’s play for most people with some decent understanding of basic social strategies and tactical abilities in day to day conversations.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 3 года назад +3

      @@Plethorality Only bad / inexperienced liars don’t.
      Living an honest live can be significantly easier but usually,
      most the time when someone creates a long term lie, they made a mistake they can not fix easily and hope to avoid/reduce consequence or they may hope to gain something which they couldn’t otherwise aso.
      In other words, the determination forces their hand, even if it isn’t always entirely rational from an outside perspective.
      And as a result, they know very well what their end goal / interests are, which naturally means to think ahead/ improvise on the go & on top of all of that, a lot of lies work out in the long run as well, not all but the majority.
      My guess - you associated personal experiences with people who got caught lying / who have created lies they can not control or maybe who are simply making lies without a distinctive, logical need while you forgot to remember the most fundamental truth about lies that exists - all lies are hidden. Judging lies / liars by their failures is therefore a rather distorted view of reality.

  • @eggizgud
    @eggizgud 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is one of the funniest episodes ever.
    0:52 is such brilliant directing. How the camera pans each person as they look appraisingly at those on the other side...really like cattle. The music is of course as always on point.
    And how the trio got their 'score' cards...with Chase as the last one. Perfect comedic reveal.

  • @610Hobbies
    @610Hobbies 4 года назад +585

    Chase: _"How good looking am I?"_
    Me: _"YES."_
    No homo.

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 3 года назад

      See. You DO want to be in a relationship. 😉😂🤣🤣

    • @610Hobbies
      @610Hobbies 3 года назад +28

      @@caity9244 With Chase? Who wouldn't?
      Still no homo.

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 3 года назад

      @@610Hobbies LoL. I just meant because you said on a different comment about not wanting to be in a relationship and that was why you haven't in 14 years. I'm just playing. And... I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with Chase past friends. Lol. 😂🤣

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 3 года назад

      @@610Hobbies Of course I read it. Our previous (short) conversation off your other comment clearly left me feeling a need for more information. Since I noticed you here. So thank you for explaining. Your "long" explanation, is still actually a short explanation. We both know that. But I guess it's the best I'll get. And I appreciate you typing it out. While I don't exactly agree with you, I also know you don't care. LoL.

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 3 года назад

      So wait....where are you from then?

  • @melissabaltazarf
    @melissabaltazarf 3 года назад +74

    1:26 "Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you" 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant🤣

  • @dauferm
    @dauferm 4 года назад +107

    "I wish, bro" I almost died lol

  • @Dr.Harvey
    @Dr.Harvey 2 года назад +36

    5:38 House moment for Chase.

  • @Darkness2179
    @Darkness2179 4 года назад +209

    I swear to god, Thirteen has the sexiest "no" I've ever seen...

    • @0scarWalsh
      @0scarWalsh 4 года назад +46

      Finding the word "no" attractive?
      Can't see how that could ever turn out badly

    • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
      @KurtCobainsMicrophone 3 года назад +27

      Finding the word 'no' attractive is the most 'male' thing I've ever seen.

    • @Krawna
      @Krawna 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@0scarWalsh The dude describes one specific instance of "no" and you extrapolate it to "finding the word no attractive." You must be Hulk because your leaps are massive

    • @0scarWalsh
      @0scarWalsh 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Krawna "You must be Hulk because your leaps are massive." 🤓
      Also I'm obviously reading into it a little too much, that's the joke!!

  • @massivetree7937
    @massivetree7937 2 года назад +25

    So you attribute all my relationships to the height of my cheekbones. Wilson: No, just the beginning. House: The rest is your hair.

  • @Sai4651
    @Sai4651 Год назад +45

    Interesting how this is the moment Chase realized he was handsome and decided to take advantage of it by picking up more women throughout the remaining seasons.

    • @michaeladkins6
      @michaeladkins6 5 месяцев назад +2

      I think he always knew. This episode was more about what that means and how applied to his divorce.

  • @Brian6587
    @Brian6587 3 года назад +70

    Wow, House is the literal "human puzzle solver" His read on the "cop" was awesome, ha.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 3 месяца назад +1

      It's basically the Sherlock scan.

  • @KarnivorActual
    @KarnivorActual 2 года назад +134

    Chase once again having total House moments through the show. My god they need to make a sequel with him already.

    • @akmalrusydi2730
      @akmalrusydi2730 2 года назад +6

      just finished the whole series, the later seasons were a bit grim and cut-cornered but i can agree with having a Chase MD sequel maybe House can have a few cameos. overall i rate house MD a 8.5/10

    • @Aemilius46
      @Aemilius46 Год назад +1

      No!!!

  • @local_hotpotato
    @local_hotpotato 3 года назад +19

    2:02 chases head turn. On point.

  • @valentinkushtan
    @valentinkushtan 4 года назад +67

    Chase: suffering from success

    • @avichal4563
      @avichal4563 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @keira-f7b
      @keira-f7b 2 месяца назад

      It might sound irrational, but that happens to a lot of successful people
      Still hilarious 😂

  • @HarryHoran
    @HarryHoran 4 года назад +138

    4:09 ok sherlock

    • @Alienoiable
      @Alienoiable 4 года назад +44

      The whole character is based off Sherlock so yeah, pretty accurate :P

  • @jpopjr4066
    @jpopjr4066 Год назад +26

    Additionally, House really digs in with calling her a liar, not enough brains, a manipulator, hints at her arrogance; all this to her face. He gets away with it just by stating maybe you are just a little bit to swoft. She is speechless. House got away with it because he could respond with I must have misread the cross-word puzzle. Genius writing.

  • @senjuziyad4780
    @senjuziyad4780 4 года назад +58

    Act unattractive
    "I play video games"
    I just got roasted

  • @TheNightshotBR
    @TheNightshotBR 2 года назад +9

    the slow-mo when they arrive at the bar always makes me chuckle, for some reason.

  • @diegosoltero4323
    @diegosoltero4323 4 года назад +184

    Liar or not she was hot, damn it house

    • @thomasshaw2762
      @thomasshaw2762 4 года назад +34

      she's 100% the type to #MeToo someone.

    • @JonPITBZN
      @JonPITBZN 4 года назад +13

      House mighta still gotten some! She was playing with her hair after he figured out her ruse and called her on it. Apparently she's into intelligence and/or mild verbal humiliation.

    • @elimgarak3597
      @elimgarak3597 4 года назад +1

      Don't be a simp

    • @bartdegryse9345
      @bartdegryse9345 4 года назад +5

      @@JonPITBZN yeah i also noticed that, woman who like you do this, play with their hair, bump into you 'touching' seductive eyecontact laugh at ur jokes or story's even they are dumb or just not logical woman are attracted to men who can't have their way with, who can be rude, in a playfull way, ' it's just great teasing eachother with sarcasm etc, with woman in general/dating or relationship, attraction is not a choice, it's just the purpose for men when meeting someone with natural intrest to do the 3H's hang out, have fun, hook up etc, repeat recycle ;)

    • @alclarkey
      @alclarkey 4 года назад

      @@JonPITBZN Or the actress was into Hugh Laurie. More plausible.

  • @larrypass6720
    @larrypass6720 3 года назад +452

    Did Thirteen say "no" because she wants to show Chase she knows him well enough to not be dazzled by his looks, or just because she knows she's even hotter than he is?

    • @as7river
      @as7river 3 года назад +99

      Probably both.

    • @willmercury
      @willmercury 3 года назад +35

      She's not.

    • @luchodore
      @luchodore 3 года назад +166

      She says 'no' because she wants chase to know that their friendship or 'connection' isn't all a lie because of his face, hes questioning whether the people around him would like still be his friends if he was uglier

    • @neilpemberton5523
      @neilpemberton5523 3 года назад +43

      @@willmercury She definitely IS

    • @kasvke
      @kasvke 3 года назад +134

      She's reaffirming him. She absolutely would lend him her car if he actually needed it, but she knows that Chase is in a spot where he needs to know people actually care for him and not just his looks and he's not actually looking to borrow the car. Saying no is what Chase wants to hear, and because she's a good friend she makes sure he hears it because it's what he needs to hear in that moment to move past the fear that his looks are why people like him.

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 3 года назад +98

    House: "You're dating on meth?"
    Also House: *dosed Wilson with speed one time*

    • @melochin8237
      @melochin8237 Год назад +1

      methamphetamines and regular amphetamines are two different things mah boi

  • @avalonaura4076
    @avalonaura4076 Год назад +22

    House's last date (The Swoft(?) woman) DEFINTELY realized she was in the presence of a master on manipulation and bloody well liked it.

  • @spectacularspider-man4886
    @spectacularspider-man4886 4 года назад +109

    I don't think I know anybody who died of cancer.
    *THANK GOD*
    poor Wilson 😂

  • @jonathanabraham7756
    @jonathanabraham7756 4 года назад +88

    Wilson's facial expressions are the best🤣🤣

  • @LEVILUP23
    @LEVILUP23 2 года назад +20

    House "You can't say you're a doctor"
    Chase "I play video games"
    Me taking notes as an E-sport player

  • @jbarry39
    @jbarry39 4 года назад +65

    1:03 The look of Horror on House's face LOL

  • @afriendlypoltergeist4073
    @afriendlypoltergeist4073 4 года назад +53

    imagine being jesse- gettig casted for a role of a man that is constantly reminded of how hot he is.

    • @jankasolis61
      @jankasolis61 4 года назад +4

      Ahhh that has to goof for tr autostime

  • @diamondsnake1273
    @diamondsnake1273 2 года назад +18

    "Good looking is not important. Your Personality Matters" - good looking people

  • @AzureEbony
    @AzureEbony 4 года назад +41

    (3:49 - 4:32)
    The woman's look at 4:32 is priceless. Man, I wish House was a real person so I could hone my perception skills through him. Think of the amount of time you could save if you could tell all that by vetting a woman for 5 minutes!

  • @bobelan9113
    @bobelan9113 2 года назад +13

    The way the lady just says "My" is hilarious.

  • @loohdz1290
    @loohdz1290 3 года назад +126

    I love Chase's character. Additional to House, He is my favorite, not bc his look, but he develops amazingly as a doctor! i really think the writers did a good job with him.

  • @13koin
    @13koin 4 года назад +52

    Wilson is like the funniest character in the show LOL

  • @Razar244
    @Razar244 4 года назад +110

    8:08 Sorry Chase it doesn't seem to work when the person you are talking to is about 10 times more attractive than you are.

    • @mariuscroitoru4983
      @mariuscroitoru4983 4 года назад +4

      I tought exactly the same 😂

    • @carinecampier
      @carinecampier 3 года назад +11

      @@Keepgoing42
      House : yes she is
      Wilson : hmmm ... she kinda is...

    • @Keepgoing42
      @Keepgoing42 3 года назад +3

      @@carinecampier no shes no. Overrated

    • @krystalhaug1957
      @krystalhaug1957 2 года назад +5

      Nah. Chase is better looking than 13.

  • @chumark54
    @chumark54 4 года назад +98

    Me: Can I borrow your car?
    A girl: F off.

  • @LifeLikeSage
    @LifeLikeSage 4 года назад +263

    "People mate, they find something they like that's superficial, and they fill in the blanks with whatever they want to believe."
    It sounds like someone's got a black pill truth on their hands.

    • @TheMelancholicWriter
      @TheMelancholicWriter 4 года назад +1

      LifeLikeSage “People meet”** :)

    • @Enderplays12
      @Enderplays12 4 года назад +2

      @@TheMelancholicWriter Meople meet, mate**
      He's Aoustraeleean.

  • @daltonfarris
    @daltonfarris 4 года назад +346

    Honestly thirteen and chase had good chemistry.

    • @thomasspanos5711
      @thomasspanos5711 3 года назад +5

      Yeahhh! See Season 7 Episode 22 “After Hours”

    • @natashabatra2587
      @natashabatra2587 3 года назад +1

      Yes!! Hell yes!!

    • @willmercury
      @willmercury 3 года назад +25

      And good genes.

    • @billr64
      @billr64 3 года назад +36

      @@willmercury Well, except that she died from a GENETIC disease with a 50/50 chance of passing down, sure.

    • @nashr4853
      @nashr4853 3 года назад +5

      @@billr64 She didn't die yet when the series ended.

  • @MildMFoxen
    @MildMFoxen 4 года назад +46

    *gets told to act unattractive and dumb*
    "I play videogames"
    ...That's all I had left

  • @jerrydino1310
    @jerrydino1310 Год назад +6

    I can tell by your hips....😂😂😂😂 Chase went savage mode

  • @Andrew-3445
    @Andrew-3445 2 года назад +23

    I'm a straight guy and even I know that Chase could be a Supermodel.

    • @leonardo899
      @leonardo899 6 месяцев назад

      Chase is not tall enough to be a supermodel.

  • @morbius109
    @morbius109 3 года назад +12

    1:29 - Oh, Chase...don’t sell yourself short, lovely. You are beautiful.

  • @Un-Kal-El
    @Un-Kal-El 2 года назад +24

    Love that Chase is always up for a bet against House.

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus 3 года назад +47

    House ‘s read on the “cop” is awesome.

  • @ace_v2905
    @ace_v2905 4 года назад +67

    5:36 that’s very house of you chase.

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher 2 года назад +10

    “Not the whole relationship, just the beginning”
    “The rest is the hair”.

  • @austindemelo4947
    @austindemelo4947 Год назад +8

    Wilson's sheepish "you kinda are" 😂

  • @matthewhummel1572
    @matthewhummel1572 3 года назад +16

    House destroying the liar was hilarious. Lol

  • @ajarofdirt3830
    @ajarofdirt3830 Год назад +6

    the moment the chocolatier said she could lose a few pounds was when chase realized he's invincible

  • @X2yt
    @X2yt Год назад +10

    I wish we got more Chase and Wilson. Their relationship with House was definitely a sight to behold, but their interactions with each other were extremely enjoyable. Would've been cold to have an arc just about those two, especially considering how in the end Chase sort of became house.

  • @TheJokerX94
    @TheJokerX94 Год назад +4

    Complimenting your friends looks and giving them that support is such a great feeling. Me and my mates, they don't tend to mention it much, I feel that's partially because of the stereotype casted out for men to be, but the rare occasions when we're out and they notice the effort I've made for the night out, it's nice to hear, it makes you feel more confident in yourself, heightens your morale and mood. Overall you just feel that bit better.
    Straight men being able to appreciate the handsomeness of another man is underrated, around here anyway.
    This isn't a message brushing all men or women's behaviour or any insecurities. Simply just acknowledging a step in the right direction.

  • @amaru6399
    @amaru6399 4 года назад +32

    As someone who watched house for a while, Chase acting like house is nightmare fuel for me.

  • @pattmahiney
    @pattmahiney 2 года назад +10

    I never really thought about how difficult or often it may or may not have been for Hugh to stay American with Jesse being Aussie all the time... He's so great.

  • @_Skylab2
    @_Skylab2 Год назад +4

    5:40 Chase turning into House, example no. 9 million: Chase figuring out a case due to completely unrelated conversation exactly like House does

  • @ogichi32
    @ogichi32 4 года назад +33

    3:00 oh come on sis, he insulted you right to your face and you still want him?

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 5 месяцев назад +2

    "I'm on fire for the Lord!"
    Gets me every time!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @sose12334
    @sose12334 Год назад +3

    ‏‪0:30‬‏ lol his face when he saw what he saw

  • @mittensvestitus
    @mittensvestitus Год назад +15

    I love how throughout the show we see Chase have the most epiphanies aside from House himself, it was hinted at well before it happened that he would be the next House

  • @clayman648
    @clayman648 2 года назад +8

    What I appreciate in this scene is the fact that I truly believe that they would be a great friends outside of work.
    The heartful conversations they can have as friends without judgement toward each other besides a possible simple harmless thought of that sounds odd. The patience is what I LOVE. TRYING to understand the other person as opposed to fully objecting... as a FIRST reaction because it sounds odd to start with. That is probably one of the most basic but highly intelligent, respectable, and noticeable personal trait a person can obtain and at it's peak. You can safely assume that person has a great heart and really cares about people and wants the world to grow stronger. IF you ever come in contact with a person like this you have won the lottery if they are willing to give you a chance because these people deserve every ounce of respect!

    • @susanjaskulek4280
      @susanjaskulek4280 11 месяцев назад

      I'm new to this great show...does Wilson ever get married with a happily ever after.
      .

  • @TheWindstorm2012
    @TheWindstorm2012 4 года назад +7

    The first fifty seconds of this clip are probably some of the funniest I've ever witnessed in every media.

  • @sebastianmoraga4785
    @sebastianmoraga4785 Год назад +2

    The look Chase gives before saying "I wish, bro!" Great stuff.

  • @Noamalmoggg
    @Noamalmoggg 4 года назад +20

    Possibly my favorite 2 suppurting cast being awesome with eachother

  • @rwwilson21
    @rwwilson21 3 месяца назад +1

    I love house's gesture at 4:49. hand it over, lol.

  • @CommanderSuberox
    @CommanderSuberox Год назад +2

    No one going to mention that the dvd is called “How wet is my valley” haha class.

  • @SphincterOfDoom
    @SphincterOfDoom 3 года назад +4

    That lying manipulator felt something when House dressed her down like that. She was at first embarrassed then intrigued.

  • @callmecalamity
    @callmecalamity 3 года назад +13

    One of my favorite things about this is house seeing his woman doppleganger wannabe and calling out her bullshit.
    Shes pretending to be someone he actually is

  • @BrockPlaysFortnite
    @BrockPlaysFortnite 4 года назад +222

    I play video games too I’m basically Chase 😏

  • @timperry6948
    @timperry6948 4 года назад +52

    My mother always says that love is an action word. It requires constant effort to maintain.
    In the early part of a relationship, that work is easy. You are running on a constant supply of adrenaline and endorphins. But after the lovers high is over, the real work begins. That is when you see the true character of a person. If you don't love your partner anymore then LOVE your partner. Exert yourself, exercise love.
    You don't just fall into love. You don't fall out of love either. Falling requires no effort, you are passively experiencing a fall.

    • @formeraxe117
      @formeraxe117 4 года назад +17

      This is some pseudo-wisdom if I have ever heard it. If you do not enjoy being around a persona after they have shown their "true character" then leave. You would be foolish to try and force a relationship. Real relationships have problems, yes. However, they at least enjoy each other's company.

    • @timperry6948
      @timperry6948 4 года назад +2

      I'm not saying stay in an abusive relationship. I am speaking of those people who claim "I just fell out of love." while they are banging their secretary.
      Don't put words in my mouth.

    • @formeraxe117
      @formeraxe117 4 года назад +3

      @@timperry6948 You literally did not say _anything_ about people cheating on each other, or anything similar. So I'm not putting words in your mouth. In fact, you are the one putting words in my mouth, because I never said anything about abusive relationships.

    • @timperry6948
      @timperry6948 4 года назад +1

      Um, okay...

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 4 года назад

      If you want to know a relationship is a bad idea live with the person for a year see how quickly you get tired of them

  • @andrewpestotnik5495
    @andrewpestotnik5495 3 года назад +9

    "You mean you're dating on meth? Count me in!"
    Underrated line