Dad Jokes | Meg vs. Patrick (Presented by CBS The Neighborhood) | All Def
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- MegScoop & Patrick Cloud battle it out on our special episode of Dad Jokes, sponsored by The Neighborhood. The one with the most points at the end wins!
#dadjokes #alldefcomedy #alldef
This episode is brought to you by Season 3 of The Neighborhood on CBS.
[CREDITS]
Starring: Patrick Cloud, MegScoop
Producer: Denzel Lee, Megan “MegScoop” Thomas
Director: Patrick Cloud
Director of Photography: Daryl Gilmore
Camera Operator: Cameron Hill
Sound Mixer: Oscar Coronel
Production Assistant: Eden Tesfai
DIT: Derrick Beiter
Editor: Zach Foster
→ 📱PLAY TRIVIAMOB ←
Sign Up Now: m.alldef.co/Tr...
TriviaMob is a live trivia game show by All Def, where you choose the host, answer trivia questions and win cash money 💵💵💵. #ComingSoon #TM
→ 📺 SUBSCRIBE AND WATCH TOP VIDEOS ←
Subscribe: m.alldef.co/Al...
Check out our Top Videos: m.alldef.co/Al...
→ 🛒 SHOP ALL DEF←
teespring.com/...
→ 💬 FOLLOW ALL DEF←
/ alldef
/ alldef
/ alldefdigital
#DadJokes #AllDef #TheNeighborhood
About All Def:
All Def is a multi-platform media company leveraging the cultural power of Hip-Hop, Comedy, Poetry and Social Justice.
Hip Hop transcends age, class, gender and geography. It drives the content behind our most popular films, TV programming and even our Broadway shows. Hip Hop also drives significant parts of global culture, and All Def leverages this truth every day. You’ll find our work on HBO, MTV, Fusion, Spotify…and we’re just getting started. And more than anyone, Hip Hop speaks to youth. All Def has leveraged the cultural power of Hip Hop to grow our owned channels to over 10 million fans aged 18-24.
All Def
/ alldef
I LUV A CLEAN BATTLE BETWEEN BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN😂😭😭😭💀
Lol you know wrong for that
Ayoo dawg🤣🤣💀
👀 Lol
😂😂😂
Protect our queens
Pat would win these by a landslide if he didn't always laugh at his own jokes lol
Biden and Kamala with a dad jokes!!! Today is a good day💙
I thought he was gonna say "lawn-gerie" to "what do u put on a house to make it feel sexy
Who remembers Saturday mornings with this and great taste?
Bruh. I miss great taste and roast me. The content they all put out on they separate podcasts is awesome. I just reminisce on the good ole days. Side note really miss Doboy too.
Remember righteous and ratchet??
@@ZhenMitch yeah, that was also a great show.
‘Twas the best
The good ole days 🥲
pat shoulda said "lawn-gerie" for the sexy house joke
Bravo!!
L
Nah.
I said the SAME THING!!
Goat
Meg out here built like a pixar mom😭
Thicxar mom
"Double cheeked up on Saturday, like the sun is out my nigga."
@@ellissmith23 right! Beautiful AF
That’s hilarious
Huh??
Dad Jokes: Women Edition about damn time.
I see what you did there :)
😂😂😂
“Silly asphalt” was heat
Stolen from a lil dicky song lyric......
I want Meg to want me for Christmas
For the first minute I was like "What happened to Patrick, for him not laughing at his own jokes?" After sometime I was like "AAAAAAH THERE IT IS, THAT'S MY BOY"
Right i was waiting too 😂😂😂
Same lol
Ad-Dress was nice, but I would have gone with lawn-gerie.
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking too! 😆😅😂
Just came to say this same thing
I was thinking that too
Dang it, yall beat me to the same punchline
I’m not gone lie, that Braille joke was outrageous 😂
2:28
Meg: "C'mon you gonna laugh"
Pat: "No" 😂
I've not seen a frenemy relationship like Patrick and Megs' since watching girls in the high school cafeteria. XD
I feel so empowered seeing 2 beautiful black women on the screen!🤣
(Jokes aside tho: Meg is absolutely gorgeous from head to toe!)
It shouldve been mom jokes with Patrick n Meg
🔥
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Tell them sis!!!
I like the level of clever corny these jokes were lol
Dang! I really missed Meg, with her cute guidance counselor humor.
"Infidelity" 🤣🤣
Meg buys shoulder rolls at the bakery.
This was a quality joke
I actually like her shoulders
Booooo
I thought Pat was gonna say Circuit City with the “Where do power cords go shopping” joke.
Meg is so beautiful, i missed her laugh on jokes😀
Meg is so freaking cute! Omg, I can't take it! 😆😆😆😍😍😍
The fact that they skipped over Rush Hour XD Like, damn
Not gonna lie y’all....this one was ASS. But I know it was a sponsored episode and had to be as clean as possible, I’m sure.
Two queens embracing each other-@ADD, we need more of this
For that shape joke: I guess they were ready to rhombus.
Meg's best jokes are mean spirited.
That's what quarantine showed us.
Pat just can’t hold a laugh for nothing he lost on his own jokes 😂😂
SCHMIDT on the Hood! I am %100 gonna watch.
I like the episodes who actually TRY not to laugh
*The Office* All Def
Kev : Micheal Scott
Meg : Pam/Angela
Tahir : Dwight
Pat : Ryan
DoBoy: Kevin
Deezy: Tony
Teddy: Darryl
If doboy was still there he would be micheal Scott and Kev jim
Not really a good match up but that's probably the best comparison
@@TheMauricio3193 Do is more of a Kevin tbh
@@jibrilbuilder2668 do boy bought a car that had no reverse. Kev just looked at the camera like fam
@@TheMauricio3193 nope . Kev is a M Scott.. his skit game is reminscent of Miles Movies and antics.
"What do you throw on a house to make it feel sexy?"
LAWNGERIE PAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAWNGERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!😤
SAMEEE
But lawns aren't on houses.
@@Lshawn don't be that person😂😂😂😂😂 let me have this
Ad-dress
@@tabithadicks4501 😂😂😂
Meg carried this whole episode on her shoulders
This was hilarious. That asphalt joke was the one 😂
Needed some jokes to start my day 😂😂
Good morning laughs, hope everyone have a blessed day
Damn Pat, i was waiting for at least one Ja Rule joke
I’m getting older sister and younger brother vibes lol
Meg so beautiful ❤️💚🖤💛
Pat's delivery gets me every time. He got me with the blind joke and jolly rancher! 🤣🤣🤣
meg so damn fine.. ily lol
Meg Scoop flips cars on the reg.. She sold me a Pinto
Like if you like Biden to win the election
i aint never heard two good dad jokes, always one of them gotta be cringe 📀👄📀
they both came there for a laugh, don't lie 😂😂😂
I feel like Meg has weak delivery, but her attitude is delightful and she's so cute.: 3
She got them Pro Bowl shoulders.
Lmfao this is foul 😂😂
Is it foul, that she got them unnecessary roughness shoulders... 😂 Ima stop
@@SUKISUKIxSF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: OH MY GOSH IT'S A TIE
Me 2 seconds Later: Oh
I dont get the col-de-sac part
Hard to incorporate "neighborhood" liners into these jokes i see 🤔 😂 i barely chuckled at 2.
0:37 ☺ was not expecting that
I thought he wuh gon say.....
A Cape 🦸♀️
"I just like outlets." Me too, Meg.
Meg is so adorable and Patrick is so clever
every contestant: that's actually really good
I got one Where do X-Men go after they get out of the shower a rogue😄
The Young thug one would have got me lol
Ikr! I liked that one the most.
I think people should laugh at their own jokes. They shouldnt get punished for it.
Such a missed opportunity when Meg said that's s a good neighbor... ill could think of was "State farm is there" lmfao
Pat : haha i forsure won this one
Proceeds to laugh and ends up losing
I feel like the punchline for Patrick’s first joke should have been “lawngerie” lol
"Was that a cape?"
"Yesss...."
😂
This episode should have been called "Bad Jokes" 🤣🤣!!
This is the worst episode by far.
Lol 😂 it looks like Patrick let people use his face as a couch...
Patrick! In reference to the earth 🌍 is your face flat or round? 😂 😆
👍
Meg and the white chick spent the lockdown in the fridge...
I ONLY TUNED IN TO SEE MEG💯😍😍 SHE STILL 🔥
I love Pat's laugh!
Hey Meg 👋🏾👀
Dude, Meg is a Dad's dream wife lmao. She laughs at EVERY dad joke.
Blow your nose Pat!!!!
I miss these dude😭🤯😩
Meg is one cute woman! ⚘⚘congrats on your win 👏
Patricio? What’s funny is that name low key works out not only bcuz his name is Patrick but he’s always looked exotic to me. Idk 🤷🏾♀️ of its his swag or his music 😂 Love Meg shes highly slept on.
Up here dressed like Meg The Chambermaid 😂
GET MEG ON WORDING IS HARD!!!!!
GET MEG ON WORDING IS HARD!!!!!
GET MEG ON WORDING IS HARD!!!!!
GET MEG ON WORDING IS HARD!!!!!
GET MEG ON WORDING IS HARD!!!!!
GET MEG ON WORDING IS HARD!!!!!
3:30 The funniest sht ever 😂😂😂
Lol hahahaha
Some of Pat's joke have way too much of a specifically obscure setup just to make the pun work.
Simplify it bro. Every time i see a whole essay before the punchline it throws me off.
YOU GO MEG!!! Even tho I’m not finna watch all this because I don’t watch dad jokes
Awww y’all have ads now
How are they still making these but they stopped making Great Taste which is way funnier and entertaining?
What do you throw on a house to make it feel sexy... LAWN-gerie 🤷🏾♂️
damn meg be get'n it n mav bout to hav a sibling lol 🥸🤓 up side tho she keep get'n thicker tho wit her cute self 😁
Another answer for the “what do you throw on a house to make it sexy” joke can be, LAWN-gerie
I love meg 🤣
I thought the punchline to Pat’s first joke was gonna be “lawn-gerie” 😂
I the house joke was gonna be, “lawn-gerie”😅
0:40
I tripped over and dropped a basket of clothes I just ironed.
I watched it all unfold.
Meg baby got her thick in the right places 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Positive vibes from VA
i wish y'all got rid of this and brought back great taste. dad jokes just ain't it.
Anyone else replay 00:07 to see Meg’s thickness? 🙋🏽♂️
Hey Meg
Hey Pat
Pat has the most adult like laugh 😀😀😀😀😀😊😊😊
Meg is the shoulder you can cry on.
Patrick you stress me out bruh... Haha you had the win in the bag
*NOW THIS IS BUMPIN*
*FINGERS TAP*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
What could you put on a house to make it sexy? A lawn-gerie
Meg got good dad jokes but her delivery ass lol she better at roasting frfr