Teachers Relay the Most Disturbing Item They Ever Confiscated from a Student

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @corvid8007
    @corvid8007 5 лет назад +3278

    Teacher: (trips over backpack)
    Teacher: do they have bricks in there
    Child: yup

    • @vishalbhat8602
      @vishalbhat8602 5 лет назад +11

      Bruuuuuh

    • @MihaelTurina
      @MihaelTurina 4 года назад +28

      I find that one relatable because my bag is usually very heavy (upwards of 8 kg) and everybody is like "What are you carrying in there, bricks?".

    • @balistah1287
      @balistah1287 4 года назад +18

      Teacher:you weren’t supposed to do that!

    • @alyshajordan8506
      @alyshajordan8506 4 года назад +4

      Hehe NOBODY CARES!

    • @nikobellic8156
      @nikobellic8156 4 года назад +2

      Letaps take a sec to look at his profile pic

  • @fr3akvankuchen825
    @fr3akvankuchen825 5 лет назад +2172

    In my old school some guy brought his pet Guinea pig to class frequently as good luck charm. He had it in his pants pocket and fed it treats periodically so it would stay quiet.
    Until one day he got caught and had to admit to the principal he had a guineapig with him.
    He carried it around openly for the rest of the day. It was adorable. Everyone loved it.

    • @mlabs6005
      @mlabs6005 5 лет назад +296

      "so is that a guinea pig in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

    • @daisymay6684
      @daisymay6684 5 лет назад +25

      @@mlabs6005 pffft

    • @daisymay6684
      @daisymay6684 5 лет назад +60

      I must meet this human.... And guinea pig

    • @gibgabs2899
      @gibgabs2899 5 лет назад +25

      FR3AK VANKUCHEN how did it even fit?

    • @ladyathenaofowls
      @ladyathenaofowls 5 лет назад +35

      Wolf Lord might not have been a guinea pig. Maybe a hamster

  • @sarahamira5732
    @sarahamira5732 5 лет назад +2493

    Kid: *reaches for gun*
    Teacher: " bOI YOU BETTAH SCRAMBLE LIKE AN EGG BEFORE I FOLD YOU LIKE AN OMELET"

  • @ifoundtheavocados6978
    @ifoundtheavocados6978 5 лет назад +3077

    the person who took the pieces of puzzles away so it was unsolvable...
    cruel

  • @percabethforever4483
    @percabethforever4483 5 лет назад +2769

    1:10 thats terrible. They could have got an innocent teacher fired or even arrested.

    • @ubberJakerz
      @ubberJakerz 5 лет назад +73

      @@reoyloss debatable. I'd rather be a known victim than viewed as an aggressor.

    • @ahzekahriman5840
      @ahzekahriman5840 5 лет назад +201

      Đəâþh I don't know. Ruining a man's life and potentially throwing him in prison for 50+ years, also charged with assaulting a minor he could very likely be killed within his first few months there in prison. Either that or he'd be in solitary for his sentence.
      Burning kids though? That's bad too.

    • @daaaaaaanny
      @daaaaaaanny 5 лет назад +111

      @@ubberJakerz the problem is. The news makes articles on rape allegations, not any proof for it but they'll make one anyway, and it ends up ruining a man's life for doing literally nothing. They lose their friends and most likely their job.

    • @ubberJakerz
      @ubberJakerz 5 лет назад +19

      @@daaaaaaanny of course thats the problem. That's why we don't believe all women.

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 5 лет назад

      I'm pretty sure that was a very bad joke

  • @carpool.
    @carpool. 5 лет назад +1390

    A kid brought a lighter and was lighting up her nerf gun bullets in the corner, wearing goggles. It was like living in a meme. I just walked away

  • @tradingforsouls
    @tradingforsouls 5 лет назад +770

    3:51
    “Hey there’s a weird smell coming from the dungeon”

  • @imayhaveanunbelievablysmal7406
    @imayhaveanunbelievablysmal7406 5 лет назад +780

    “This teacher won’t let us talk to each other when we should be learning”
    *RAAAPPEEE*
    Quite evident she never listened a day in her life.

    • @zerstorer4443
      @zerstorer4443 5 лет назад +26

      idk why no ones talking about that one

    • @FeliFeathers682
      @FeliFeathers682 5 лет назад +33

      Headasses like this are giving feminism a bad name.

    • @MrSamulai
      @MrSamulai 5 лет назад +2

      +Feathered Feline How are those two things related?

    • @SilentG07
      @SilentG07 5 лет назад +13

      @@FeliFeathers682 No, actually Feminism doesn't need headlines like that one to make itself look bad. Feminists pretty much make themselves look bad on their own on a daily basis.

    • @davidwells9982
      @davidwells9982 5 лет назад +26

      @@MrSamulai Because these girls hear feminists declare things like "Believe all women!" and they hear about the things that happen when women make accusations. Even if the man is found innocent, his life is basically ruined. I'm a teacher, and they have us go through training every year on how to avoid this situation, and if accused, how to defend yourself and who to contact for legal representation. The fact we need to get training every year tells me it's a very real problem.
      Plus teenagers are going through a particular brain development phase, in which they tend to make impulsive decisions without considering the consequences. They don't realize they are permanently ruining someone's life. They're just angry about not being allowed to talk and want to hurt the teacher.

  • @sw3rt353
    @sw3rt353 5 лет назад +772

    "BAM some random waifu would be popping out at me" best sentence I've read in my entire life

  • @cantbekam
    @cantbekam 5 лет назад +2136

    7:09
    Teacher: Whaddaya have in there? Bricks? *Laughter*
    Student: Uhhh, Yeah.

    • @agw6606
      @agw6606 5 лет назад +50

      Student: HOW DID YOU KNOW TOM WE HAVE TO DO IT NOW
      Tom: *throws brick at teachers head*
      Both: *run*

    • @zaqareemalcolm
      @zaqareemalcolm 5 лет назад +12

      is this the sequel to that one prorevenge story about a teacher kicking people's bags lmao

    • @drollfurball2863
      @drollfurball2863 5 лет назад +7

      “Hey. These are bricks. Why do you have bricks in your bag?”

    • @drollfurball2863
      @drollfurball2863 5 лет назад +3

      “Hey. These are bricks. Why do you have bricks in your bag?”

    • @pharuhs
      @pharuhs 5 лет назад +3

      @@agw6606 I can just see blurred pictures of the teachers head getting hit and them being nothing but tiny blurred blips in the background 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThaNinjazTube
    @ThaNinjazTube 5 лет назад +122

    The guy with the puzzle pieces is literally a supervillain. Imagine containing such evil.

  • @castkeyboard
    @castkeyboard 5 лет назад +788

    10:17 expelled? Not prosecuted, or tried? That's attempted premeditated murder

    • @wh0srusty
      @wh0srusty 5 лет назад +4

      True

    • @PlanetCapeStudios
      @PlanetCapeStudios 5 лет назад +43

      That's because it's not a true story

    • @wh0srusty
      @wh0srusty 5 лет назад +10

      @@PlanetCapeStudios well maybe you never know

    • @decoy1359
      @decoy1359 5 лет назад +55

      are you an american? because that shit's totally normal here

    • @prettyangel9959
      @prettyangel9959 5 лет назад +3

      at my school something similar to that happened and the guy went to jail so

  • @galvanizeddreamer2051
    @galvanizeddreamer2051 5 лет назад +625

    My father (Student) told me a story from his art class. Now keep in mind, this is the mid-late 80's.
    So there's this other dude in his class, no idea his name. Regular delinquent, combative, all that sorta stuff. So one day he shows up to stoned out of his mind, and is just generally being an ass to the teacher. They are in eachothers faces, she's 'encouraging' to get him to actually do work. He tries to intimidate her by pulling up his shirt and showing her the handgun in his pants. Before he can even react, she snatches it and waves it around at him. She says something along the lines of "You better sit down and do what you are told now, I'm armed.". So he did. She went back to her desk and threw the gun in her desk drawer.

    • @Miles300s
      @Miles300s 5 лет назад +45

      Priceless

    • @vanity0000
      @vanity0000 5 лет назад +43

      Galvanized Dreamer r/thathappened

    • @cloaqxed1613
      @cloaqxed1613 5 лет назад +34

      And everybody clapped!

    • @falsie908
      @falsie908 5 лет назад +27

      @@vanity0000 There really are some dumbasses who bring guns to school thinking it'd make them cool. And if this were that far back, metal detectors at the doors wouldn't have been a thing yet.

    • @Cupidt9
      @Cupidt9 5 лет назад +11

      holes in your story
      A.why would the teacher wave the gun at a STUDENT
      B.why did she put it in her desk when she should have taken it to the principal

  • @relentless_k
    @relentless_k 5 лет назад +981

    *Cant confiscate my personal belongings if I dont go to school all*

    • @ProMrLecoq01
      @ProMrLecoq01 5 лет назад +6

      If you’re homeschooled

    • @pixel6173
      @pixel6173 5 лет назад +37

      *cant confiscate my personal belongings if i dont have them*

    • @dr.temperancebrennan
      @dr.temperancebrennan 5 лет назад +14

      @@pixel6173 *The only thing you could confiscate from me is my life.... oh wait, I don't have one.*

    • @relentless_k
      @relentless_k 5 лет назад +7

      @@pixel6173 *Taps temple*

    • @solluxcaptor7908
      @solluxcaptor7908 5 лет назад +1

      Dropout?

  • @Zarkarin
    @Zarkarin 5 лет назад +3705

    "Teachers Relay the Most Disturbing Item They Ever Confiscated from a Student"
    90% of it: "Well I'm not a teacher but-"
    (Edit)
    I'm gonna pull that classic "thank you for the likes". Really though this is probably the most I've gotten and is as far as I know, and it literally only took a few seconds lol. Glad to see some people found my humor amusing and a little recognition, what little it is, is much appreciated.

    • @Julie-ei1vr
      @Julie-ei1vr 5 лет назад +12

      Kapjunior Gaming just about to comment that 😂

    • @j.c.2240
      @j.c.2240 5 лет назад +4

      Can't wait to be a teacher

    • @saturday.night.
      @saturday.night. 5 лет назад +1

      1000th like

    • @chbrski2091
      @chbrski2091 5 лет назад +1

      Kapjunior Gaming true though

    • @edgeofoblivion577
      @edgeofoblivion577 5 лет назад +1

      So true so true so true so true so true my man!

  • @sbinalla3319
    @sbinalla3319 5 лет назад +657

    Just imagine you open your lunchbox expecting a fruit roll up or some pudding and there’s just a coconut and a knife

    • @GloomyGoblin_
      @GloomyGoblin_ 5 лет назад +9

      I love this comment 😂😂

    • @madalyn_2091
      @madalyn_2091 5 лет назад +30

      Or a dirty needle

    • @Aego384
      @Aego384 5 лет назад +15

      Or $15k

    • @JacklynBurn
      @JacklynBurn 5 лет назад +25

      I love the imagery of this comment, just because it implies that there's nothing else in what I see as an old-ass metal lunchbox, just a full raw coconut and a knife, like "here, figure it out, shithead".

    • @unsweetened7173
      @unsweetened7173 5 лет назад +2

      M C oh no..

  • @awsomegamer8277
    @awsomegamer8277 5 лет назад +1097

    1:22
    Kid: reaches for gun
    Teacher: (bap) now try to reach for the gun

    • @tylerbarr6863
      @tylerbarr6863 5 лет назад +10

      You can not

    • @satooforty
      @satooforty 5 лет назад +17

      (Grows another arm) Kid:Well I could but I could reach for... and then he grabs teachers neck... YOUR LIFE

    • @rose4lyfe
      @rose4lyfe 5 лет назад +3

      KaigamerTV
      Pokemon fan huh? Nice. 😂

    • @blubasnurk4241
      @blubasnurk4241 5 лет назад +1

      I’m starting to think that the teacher shot the kid

    • @littleadonya3333
      @littleadonya3333 5 лет назад

      @@cameronfarrell3043 probably the teacher hit the students hand so hard like it said it was broken, that the student started crying or just stood there because of his whole HAND BROKEN

  • @bdkj3e
    @bdkj3e 5 лет назад +162

    The second one with the 2nd grader being a drug runner made me sad, that's one of the reasons you hear about kids getting killed by drug dealers.

    • @imstupidbut
      @imstupidbut 5 лет назад

      probably is gonna be rich when hes older tho

    • @bdkj3e
      @bdkj3e 5 лет назад +4

      @@imstupidbut if he makes it that far without getting killed or life in prison.

  • @arctic2650
    @arctic2650 5 лет назад +342

    I wonder what I’m gonna do today... OH I KNOW
    *ILL STEALL MY DADS TATTOO STUFF AND FORCE A TATTOO ONTO A KIDS BACK MY PLAN IS FOOLPROOF!*

  • @coffee4682
    @coffee4682 5 лет назад +298

    Not a teacher, or a student, or related to a teacher or student, or related to school, but I once made a good batch of brownies.

  • @georgegriffiths1437
    @georgegriffiths1437 5 лет назад +464

    My MATH teacher confiscated my compass as I was gently poking myself with it, not self harming or anything.
    Then she gave me a detention, FOR NOT HAVING A COMPASS

    • @pharuhs
      @pharuhs 5 лет назад +20

      Wtheck

    • @SilverBoi
      @SilverBoi 5 лет назад

      uh

    • @AndrewFullerton
      @AndrewFullerton 5 лет назад +55

      In elementary school I was told to completely reorganize my desk. When I emptied it out to begin going through things, that same teacher immediately sent me to the principal's office. I'd never really gotten in trouble before and didn't know how it worked so I just kinda ended up sitting in the waiting room until my parents got worried and contacted the school to see if I'd gone missing.
      Moral of the story: order and disorder are both false, there is only Chaos.

    • @t-seireshater1905
      @t-seireshater1905 5 лет назад +1

      Wtf

    • @Alex-gd3fk
      @Alex-gd3fk 5 лет назад

      Inception

  • @demonsdoperoc3631
    @demonsdoperoc3631 5 лет назад +3335

    The most disturbing thing teachers found on a student
    *completed homework*

  • @ellyuploads
    @ellyuploads 5 лет назад +598

    girl: *kills other girl bc she's popular*
    also girl: *finds out she isn't popular*

  • @turt6400
    @turt6400 5 лет назад +169

    Someone at my school brought weed, a switchknife, and alcohol to school, all on one day
    He came back for the last two weeks of school

    • @_bolognese
      @_bolognese 5 лет назад +4

      probably cause he's locked up in some mental hospital or something

    • @thecarwithinternetaccess7952
      @thecarwithinternetaccess7952 5 лет назад +5

      Someone had sex in the bathroom under the influence of weed. (This was is MS)

    • @coriejefferys5650
      @coriejefferys5650 5 лет назад

      Turtle And Koala i got caught doing coke in my hs bathroom and only got suspended for 5 days

    • @lilackayoko5157
      @lilackayoko5157 4 года назад +1

      I’m in 7 grade I’m in high school I’m in Australia btw but my best friend brought alcohol and stolen lube plus a rainbow switch blade

  • @crazyd4ve875
    @crazyd4ve875 5 лет назад +508

    Who the hell trusts a 7 year old with $15k?!

    • @jacob128gd5
      @jacob128gd5 5 лет назад +38

      CRAZYD4VE87 did you read the entire thing? They said he ran with gangs

    • @marcusmeira5594
      @marcusmeira5594 5 лет назад +104

      Gangs probably thought no one would suspect the 7 yo.

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 5 лет назад +37

      @@marcusmeira5594 true but I still wouldn't trust the kid with THAT much lmao, that's a hella lotta cash for street gangs

    • @PhantomCatcus
      @PhantomCatcus 5 лет назад +1

      Oof yeah lmao

    • @mikemarks9809
      @mikemarks9809 5 лет назад +13

      Kids are naive could've just been told it was paper and to hold onto it for them.

  • @4uvold
    @4uvold 5 лет назад +4962

    Teacher: Johnnie whats that in your bag
    Johnnie: an ak-47
    Teacher: NO next to that!
    Johnnie: gum
    Teacher: How dare you bring this kind of destruction to school property!

    • @andrewe.2464
      @andrewe.2464 5 лет назад +283

      Johnny Johnny
      Yes Papa
      Chewing gum?
      No Papa
      Telling lies?
      No Papa
      Open your bag?
      *_hahaha_*

    • @andrewe.2464
      @andrewe.2464 5 лет назад +71

      K I’ll take my leave

    • @sofya3033
      @sofya3033 5 лет назад +12

      Johanna-Jonnie but should it be Jennie but she is rouge so Jonnie good but Jennie is but can be Jonniehanna.

    • @sofya3033
      @sofya3033 5 лет назад

      @@andrewe.2464 are you Jonniehana

    • @NikonKanava
      @NikonKanava 5 лет назад +69

      Life hack:
      Bring cigs to school by hiding them in a revolver.

  • @Unnecessarilylongexplanations
    @Unnecessarilylongexplanations 5 лет назад +152

    Not a teacher but a student. One year in highschool a kid in our art class had been called down because they had their pet snake (in their tank not out and about) in their art locker (art lockers are bigger). They'd done it because the houses nearby had been having a power outage for a few days, and it was too cold for the snake to survive in the house, so she kept it at school for a few days. A bit odd, but I have a snake now and probably would've done the same lmao

    • @loreleir
      @loreleir 5 лет назад +1

      I don't know any reptile owners that wouldn't go to such lengths for their pets tbh. I'd do it for my gecko in a heartbeat, screw the potential consequences.

  • @Kai-ye8jj
    @Kai-ye8jj 5 лет назад +383

    Reddit: dear humans
    Everyone: not a human but..

  • @shaqueeshameeshachaneeshal4339
    @shaqueeshameeshachaneeshal4339 5 лет назад +1259

    *Slaps top of locker*
    “You can fit so many used condoms in this bad boy”

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +2493

    Timmy, why do you have an assault rifle, gas mask, C4, and a stack of tear gas in your backpack?

    • @LCO344
      @LCO344 5 лет назад +232

      *Pumped up kicks starts playing in the background

    • @Dynamite125
      @Dynamite125 5 лет назад +186

      When you come second in kahoot

    • @rowinacamacho6343
      @rowinacamacho6343 5 лет назад +19

      Uhhhh... Internet! :)

    • @CoolGuy-fw2zz
      @CoolGuy-fw2zz 5 лет назад +9

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions remember.... no weeboos

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 лет назад +75

      @@Dynamite125 If I lose Kahoot, then I kashoot

  • @Sammy-Anglic
    @Sammy-Anglic 5 лет назад +2935

    The story about the used condoms tho
    Like, weird flex but okay

    • @superbryan0059
      @superbryan0059 5 лет назад +1

      Suaiajja jajah kollla 🤓🤓🤓🤓🙉🙉🙉🙉🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️

    • @ok-zg3tr
      @ok-zg3tr 5 лет назад +16

      @@superbryan0059 bruh

    • @rhyperior1343
      @rhyperior1343 5 лет назад +17

      Haru Draws yeah who wants to show that hes got used condoms

    • @crappywinstonmain
      @crappywinstonmain 5 лет назад +3

      Dead meme but ok

    • @ohiosooki6049
      @ohiosooki6049 5 лет назад +17

      Who's to say they're his condoms? 🤔

  • @naturewarrior5548
    @naturewarrior5548 5 лет назад +266

    9:17 that is my favorite only because of the anime girl drawings and it has a happy ending AND THE GIRL EVEN DATES THE GUY WHO LIKES HER!!!

    • @Torsk1007
      @Torsk1007 5 лет назад +6

      Nature Warrior If I had a crush and they found up they would make fun of me

    • @jagp135
      @jagp135 5 лет назад +1

      Number22Joeyloganofan ok

    • @keelanmcaleer4995
      @keelanmcaleer4995 4 года назад +1

      Nature Warrior Lol.

    • @iiilliiill6451
      @iiilliiill6451 3 года назад

      ur a gay weeb

  • @JustJum
    @JustJum 5 лет назад +381

    Im not a teacher but ages ago my friend stuck all his pens onto his ruler and pretend it was an areoplane. The teacher saw it and confiscated it. After a few minutes she asked him:
    "why arent you taking down any notes?!"
    He said "you took all my pens"
    Then the teacher said "well write with something!!! Thats it give me your journal!"
    So someone just gave him a pen to borrow...

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson 5 лет назад +55

      I thought you said "my friend stuck his penis onto his ruler" at first glance.

    • @ruffamlos7086
      @ruffamlos7086 5 лет назад +7

      @@JustapErson same here

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 5 лет назад +7

      wow you guys are dirty minded

    • @honkmaster
      @honkmaster 5 лет назад +9

      Kerwin
      I
      Really
      Really
      Didn’t need to know that

    • @squidgrill
      @squidgrill 5 лет назад +4

      Kerwin .... did you actually do that before?

  • @oM477o
    @oM477o 5 лет назад +594

    A student using phone under desk
    Most teachers: "you better not be using your phone"
    My teacher: "I hope that's your phone your playing with under there"

    • @cursedseabunny1094
      @cursedseabunny1094 5 лет назад +26

      Oh god what goes on at your school?

    • @cursedseabunny1094
      @cursedseabunny1094 5 лет назад +11

      @@michelle3280 Ok then *Note to self never go to your school* Florida? I had a friend go to school in Florida and she wasn't there very long.

    • @michelle3280
      @michelle3280 5 лет назад +6

      A Cursed Bunny but my school isn’t in Florida... it’s on the west side.

    • @mooncake-cu6qt
      @mooncake-cu6qt 5 лет назад +8

      Me as a teacher: look, I know when you are playing with your phone- no one randomly looks down at their "private zone" and smiles

    • @enchantedgamer9428
      @enchantedgamer9428 5 лет назад +14

      @@mooncake-cu6qt Wonder where you stole that joke from.

  • @oliverhughes610
    @oliverhughes610 5 лет назад +1694

    "I'm openly gay and the students know I'm Jewish"
    I'm sure no one has ever taken the piss out of that teacher

    • @connerbok9978
      @connerbok9978 5 лет назад +20

      Cyrus from Andi Mack?

    • @k3kboi665
      @k3kboi665 5 лет назад +89

      My claas would be constatly makig wery anti semitic comments and nobody would respect him.

    • @Kentaloupe
      @Kentaloupe 5 лет назад +110

      Didn’t know gay and Jewish were allowed together

    • @falsie908
      @falsie908 5 лет назад +66

      @@k3kboi665 I feel really sorry for those kids. Back in my old high school he'd have gotten a lot of questions out of curiosity. Not all of them would have been appropriate, but for all the wannabe-gangsta vibes, they'd never had disrespected him much unless he was also a mean teacher.

    • @dravyah9899
      @dravyah9899 5 лет назад +2

      @@k3kboi665 where do you live?

  • @oldier-zi2mp
    @oldier-zi2mp 5 лет назад +144

    Damn the puzzle thing would be triggering to have 1 piece missing

    • @theownerofthisaccount2521
      @theownerofthisaccount2521 4 года назад +1

      I have a puzzle that has 3 pieces missing and a duplicate of a piece we already have. It is infuriating

    • @allenholloway5109
      @allenholloway5109 4 года назад

      I have found that a puzzle in any public place will have at minimum one piece missing. Even in an environment where there is not likely to be people that sadistic, something is bound to get lost fairly fast.

  • @irvs5922
    @irvs5922 5 лет назад +510

    7:02 this one is awesome.
    - what do you have in there bricks?
    - yes actually.
    - ..... what?? W-... why???

    • @MrSamulai
      @MrSamulai 5 лет назад +19

      I've started saving for my own house.

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS 5 лет назад +6

      "Exercise"

    • @mrsecurity4068
      @mrsecurity4068 5 лет назад +12

      In middle school (2006-2008) I knew a few ghetto kids who would carry around bricks in thier backpacks for the sole advantage of workout/Heavy_Lifting. Even after school they would pick up bricks and use them like dumbbells. One guy would even lay on his back and balance them on his feet and lift up his legs. (Use your imagination) He said, "I do this and now I can run fast as shit." All I know is 2 years prior I could outrun the latter guy fairly easily and then it was no contest I couldn't keep up with him.

    • @DF-mw1sh
      @DF-mw1sh 5 лет назад

      @@mrsecurity4068 I did that but with a 30 pound weight and had to walk back home a couple miles away

    • @christopherdavis1622
      @christopherdavis1622 5 лет назад +6

      Do you think they were in there just for a joke? Like everyone’s response to a heavy backpack is “what do you have in there bricks?”

  • @Captainbro50
    @Captainbro50 5 лет назад +3260

    Teachers of reddit
    *NOT A TEACHER, BUT*
    Edit: omg thanks for all the gold and silver guys

    • @somepizzaguy8855
      @somepizzaguy8855 5 лет назад +104

      That's what happens every time a question is directed towards a certain group of people.

    • @lipy3550
      @lipy3550 5 лет назад +47

      You should check out the question that asks 'women who left their fiance at the altar' question in ask women. Almost none of them were women who left men at the altar.

    • @0xsergy
      @0xsergy 5 лет назад +14

      @@lipy3550 cause they won't be on Reddit lol, or won't own up to it. It's the people in the crowd telling the story, or the man

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 5 лет назад +5

      Not a teacher, but this story has nothing to do with it

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 5 лет назад +4

      some of them are still good, at least

  • @erin4106
    @erin4106 5 лет назад +591

    *kicks heavy bag by accident*
    'Dude, you must have so many books in there'
    *'No, magazines'*

    • @jacobbarbulescu6654
      @jacobbarbulescu6654 5 лет назад +4

      Frickpacito

    • @thomasroberts4299
      @thomasroberts4299 5 лет назад +2

      Hooooooooly shit

    • @kiidreflex
      @kiidreflex 5 лет назад +11

      Robert's got a quick hand..

    • @Miles300s
      @Miles300s 5 лет назад +20

      "Like, Playboy magazines bro? Lemme see!"
      *CLICK*
      "You'll be the first one to beg for mercy"

    • @ToxicNoodle71
      @ToxicNoodle71 5 лет назад +2

      Playboy? Or TIME?
      Edit: Just noticed the guy above me ^^ did the same thing lol. I swear I didn’t copy 😂

  • @ItsMowglii
    @ItsMowglii 4 года назад +98

    quiet kid: says he like action movies
    teacher: does finger guns
    quiet kid: does real guns

  • @bartman5693
    @bartman5693 5 лет назад +359

    Got in trouble for drawing logos from WWE on paper.
    Middle school. Teacher and guidance counselor was trying to convince my mom (who hardly spoke English at the time) that they were gang signs and pretty much made her cry. Had to tell them what WWE was and cleared it up but my homeroom teacher still went through my bag from time to time.
    A few weeks later I found out that my guidance counselor had been a huge WWE fan when I saw him speaking to another student in the hall.
    Still have major trust issues to this day.

    • @rachelmoody1520
      @rachelmoody1520 5 лет назад +55

      @@Sluppie Theoretically, it's possible that the guidance counselor first heard about WWE from the kid and decided to check it out after the incident, and THEN became a major fan.

    • @TheBlindAndTheBeautiful
      @TheBlindAndTheBeautiful 5 лет назад +13

      Bartman They always judge the wrestling stuff when they do not know what it is. Had a teacher in high school tell me to never wear one of the classic Rated R tshirts from Edge. She told me that all wrestling did was promote violence and show gang signs and stuff like that. Fast forward about 7 years and not only have i gone on to be successful in my own life at a young age but i am also one of the people responsible for helping to start one of the biggest independent promotions in the Northwestern US. And it felt good to see that teacher come out to a show and try to butter up and say how proud she was of all of the succcess, especially when i got to have security throw her out of my building because i didn't want intollerant people ruining a good time for our "gang" of fans lol

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 5 лет назад

      To be fair, WWE is shit

    • @bartman5693
      @bartman5693 5 лет назад

      Sluppie I honestly don't know. I had seen some of the staff mistreating kids of color (though I am pretty pale) a lot even the nerdy ones, so it could've been classic discrimination.
      Or they wanted to transfer yet another student into their class where the angry kids (not special ed) were. They had a lot of special classes that I still don't know the purpose of, so maybe they were getting extra funding from the government (scam) and they needed to keep them full?
      I still think about that school and that incident sometimes.

    • @bartman5693
      @bartman5693 5 лет назад

      Rachel Moody He said he used to watch WWF when he was younger.
      But I guess he could've been lying.

  • @AlexanderJolley
    @AlexanderJolley 5 лет назад +678

    1:03 this is the stuff that makes me hate people.

    • @nat3572
      @nat3572 5 лет назад +112

      the cannonball? or the fake rape accusation? i genuinely think you mean the fake rape accusation but at the same time, your time stamp goes to the cannonball one so idk

    • @etrcentenario9737
      @etrcentenario9737 5 лет назад +184

      Yea, it really pisses me off when people bring their damn cannonballs to school. Just disgusting. They don't think about the consequences of their actions.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 5 лет назад +11

      @@etrcentenario9737
      😂😂😂😂

    • @josiahklein70
      @josiahklein70 5 лет назад +14

      It was the lighting a girl on fire part for me.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 5 лет назад +6

      @@josiahklein70
      OK. Idk why my other comment doesn't appear so I edit my comment:
      "For me it's the condom one, the rape one and the crazy nazi kid".
      Oh, and the gang and drug ones too.

  • @Invalid571
    @Invalid571 5 лет назад +300

    The puzzle pieces kid is an evil genius!
    Edit:
    Found at 4:29

  • @iheartts.
    @iheartts. 4 года назад +123

    7:12
    Mom: Here ya go! Coconut and a knife for lunch! Eat hearty!!
    Kid: ***Chokes on knife***

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 3 года назад +2

      r/cursedcomments

  • @zilvoxidgod
    @zilvoxidgod 5 лет назад +605

    a lot of teachers are in jail for confiscating their student's virginity, which is kind of hard to top

    • @arandompieceofinternettras6461
      @arandompieceofinternettras6461 5 лет назад +12

      R/woooosh

    • @LimmeLimbo
      @LimmeLimbo 5 лет назад +18

      One of my high school teachers was recently found to be sleeping with a student. I knew this teacher and she was BAD AF. But she got arrested for this *AFTER* I graduated. I was low key mad that I didn't hit first before I graduated. She had the biggest ass and she was cute.
      I still get mad every fucking time I think about it. It could've been me clapping them milf cheeks 😫😫
      Tbh idek how teachers and kids ever come to find out they wanna bang. Wouldn't the teacher be afraid that the student would reject and tell on him/her? Wouldn't the student be afraid the teacher would reject and look at them with disgust? I'm genuinely wondering how the fuck teachers can find students who are down to clown.

    • @vibing6530
      @vibing6530 5 лет назад +8

      @@LimmeLimbo please tell me this is satire

    • @primate6854
      @primate6854 5 лет назад +7

      @Nkosi Ngwenya So let me explain comedy for you

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 5 лет назад +3

      @Nkosi Ngwenya Yes it is funny hahahahahaha hope ur offended

  • @JD867
    @JD867 5 лет назад +68

    We had this stupid table in the science room where one leg was an inch higher than the others. Everyone hated that damn table. If it got bumped, your stuff would jolt, and if it was on the edge it would slide off completely. Happened a lot. One slow, near-summer break day, I was sitting at the table and offered to fix it. My science teacher shrugged and told me to knock myself out.
    I just pulled out my leatherman's tool, took out the screw driver, fixed the leg, then calmly put it back in my backpack. Afterwards, everyone was staring at me, and I had no idea why.
    ". . . What?" "Do you have a KNIFE?" ". . . Oh. Uh. No?"

  • @mxri_d
    @mxri_d 5 лет назад +127

    One time when I was in second grade one of my classmates brought their hamster (who was dyed pink) to school, and kept it in his pouch until Spanish class. When he brought the pouch to the teacher she screamed and had a fit. She ended up calling the principal and his mom had to come pick it up. This is one of the many things that happened that led him to be known as the troublemaker in my school.
    *legends say he’s still dyeing hamster fur*

    • @icedelectriced
      @icedelectriced 5 лет назад

      MAYOuNESA is My Name is that aldof fishler in your profile picture

    • @tnsmara9982
      @tnsmara9982 5 лет назад

      Ö

    • @originlights3050
      @originlights3050 5 лет назад

      I was known by almost everyone in my middle school as the kid that was always absent

  • @BigBr1x
    @BigBr1x 5 лет назад +360

    “I’m openly gay and Jewish” Best statement of the year

    • @savbeeing7376
      @savbeeing7376 4 года назад +5

      A reply after 1 year :D

    • @dracomaloy9371
      @dracomaloy9371 4 года назад +1

      Nezar Anwar a reply to the replier who replied to the replier who replied to the replier after 1 week

    • @meaghanklassen5988
      @meaghanklassen5988 3 года назад

      @Nezar Anwar a reply to a replier who replied to the replier that replied to a replier with a reply for a replier that replied (after 10 months)

  • @chinchenping
    @chinchenping 5 лет назад +377

    A 17th century kunai he had snagged from he father's Japanese artifact collection (honestly the thing looked like a dull hunk of metal)... it was in 1995 so the weeb wave had just started to take momentum. When his father had found out, he invited anyone who was interested to see his collection. The guy had a complete samurai armor, katanas, an old ass shamisen and a gigantic collection of tsubas. And a whole freaking wall covered with old school mangas. Best day of my life, best dad in the world. I lowkey blame the guy for the weeb wave we had in france at the time

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 5 лет назад +16

      i have a weeb friend who actually forges swords
      well not exactly, he carves them
      out of metal rods with a set of tools he made
      *carves them*
      it takes a month or two, but you get a near-flawless sword that can cut through flesh and bones
      he has to make new tools every two swords becaue they break/wear off

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 лет назад +1

      Badass

    • @JexporDiamonds
      @JexporDiamonds 5 лет назад +2

      @@God-ch8lq You sure your friend isn't a reincarnated blacksmith from the Era where swords are the main weapon of choice? 🤔😂

  • @KayOScode
    @KayOScode 5 лет назад +255

    I was in elementary school (second grade) and I enjoyed catching and playing with lady bugs. Anyway, my obsessive personality was going strong even back then and I went during recess to catch as many as I could. I ended with with about 40 and put them all in my pockey and took them to class. They escaped and began flying around the room distrubring the entire lecture

    • @alexandrarivera7957
      @alexandrarivera7957 5 лет назад +18

      Lunatic Programmer same except I did it with grasshoppers.

    • @Joeyuhhhhhh
      @Joeyuhhhhhh 5 лет назад +2

      *HAH*

    • @Bigfrogfan1
      @Bigfrogfan1 5 лет назад +4

      Well at least everyone got lots of good luck.

  • @SerbianMeerkat
    @SerbianMeerkat 5 лет назад +160

    Some kid at our school brought a blow up doll and kept it in his locker at school. A bunch of teachers went through his locker coz they thought he had drugs, all they found was a shit load of cheap steroids and a blow up doll staring them in the face. I wish I’d taken a picture of their faces it was hilarious.

    • @nathankurtz8045
      @nathankurtz8045 5 лет назад +7

      ...so he did have drugs

    • @SerbianMeerkat
      @SerbianMeerkat 5 лет назад +2

      Nathan Kurtz guess so, isn’t really the part I remember the most though

  • @MinYoongi-lx6lc
    @MinYoongi-lx6lc 5 лет назад +354

    Welp, Kids... what did we learn today? *Never* bring your vibrator to school! ^^

    • @Pavel7918
      @Pavel7918 5 лет назад +8

      Keeping it inside the backpack isn't hard.

    • @Lee.M.D
      @Lee.M.D 5 лет назад +24

      Who tf brings a vibrator to school. That's just disgusting

    • @星昼-s3c
      @星昼-s3c 5 лет назад

      Little Miss Duckling The Pikachu Fan Kinks are scary sometimes.

    • @shunkaido.
      @shunkaido. 5 лет назад +1

      igdnlbiehstjjyajuanahjxjsjannahushuppdnzyxisjjeheheuisashipppxjnncnxknxheheshl

    • @ilikeboobieslol9604
      @ilikeboobieslol9604 4 года назад +3

      Pastel Panda Bear r/ihadastroke

  • @SUPERMAR10312
    @SUPERMAR10312 5 лет назад +187

    A cannonball? That was probably a shotput . . .

    • @PlatinumJug
      @PlatinumJug 5 лет назад +25

      hiding it there was a longshot...

    • @logans811
      @logans811 5 лет назад +1

      Same thing

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 5 лет назад +4

      @@PlatinumJug can't wait for this to fly over someone's head

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 5 лет назад +1

      @@logans811 if cannon ball exist, cannon must exist.

    • @odditykid7898
      @odditykid7898 5 лет назад

      There's an obvious V3 joke I can make here.

  • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
    @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 5 лет назад +267

    I accidentally opened my phone up to a picture of my girlfriend and I naked... When trying to show a teacher that I had in fact turned in an assignment.
    He didn't even say anything he just stared me in the eye for about 10 seconds.

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +285

    •pumped up kicks plays in the distance•

    • @feralbunnywoman
      @feralbunnywoman 5 лет назад +17

      *brakes hand with textbook* not to day
      B E T CH

    • @danielbennett1812
      @danielbennett1812 5 лет назад +3

      I got suspended for singing that at the talent show. Was worth.

    • @crystadawn8176
      @crystadawn8176 5 лет назад

      *Meant to be Yours plays in the distance*

  • @lubnaghazwi
    @lubnaghazwi 4 года назад +139

    Whats truly disturbing to find in a student bag
    A fortune cookie that doesnt hurt my feelings

    • @ThereIsALimit.
      @ThereIsALimit. 4 года назад

      Can I have some cookies?

    • @3TAV
      @3TAV 4 года назад +1

      CatiCactus Plant of course sweetie
      BUT EAT THE VEGETALS

    • @ThereIsALimit.
      @ThereIsALimit. 4 года назад +1

      @@3TAV no

    • @3TAV
      @3TAV 4 года назад

      CatiCactus Plant understandable have a great day

  • @redacted2359
    @redacted2359 5 лет назад +197

    Whaddya have in there, bricks?”
    *unzips backpack*
    *bricks fall out*

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 5 лет назад +15

      Guy: why are they green and glowing?
      You:... you heard of Uranium?

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 5 лет назад

      Followed by spaghetti

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +2773

    They once took up a poster of t-series from a student
    good riddance

  • @massivelegend3599
    @massivelegend3599 5 лет назад +155

    Nothing was confiscated but someone smeared period blood and mucus all over the bathroom door, good thing I looked before putting my hand on the handle. Needless to say I had no problem postponing my dump.

    • @0xsergy
      @0xsergy 5 лет назад +30

      Why are womens bathrooms so bad lol. Everywhere I read about janitors they complain about em

    • @mlgssj763
      @mlgssj763 5 лет назад +17

      @@0xsergy my school pays thousands of dollars on our girls bathrooms while the boys bathrooms need renovations

    • @burnixen8711
      @burnixen8711 5 лет назад +37

      Once when i was in seventh grade a large group of ninth grader boys had taken a pad, colored it and placed it on the counter in the bathroom. They would just stand right outside the door and whenever somebody walked out they would get up in the persons face and go all "oooooh" or something like that. The "blood" didnt even look like period blood it was almost pink and completly clear. These guys had never seen real period blood and much less a real pussy.

    • @jessicabraud3307
      @jessicabraud3307 5 лет назад +8

      Oof that sounds disgusting. All of the school bathrooms I've been to have been clean, but public bathrooms are the worst. How would someone even get it to be that bad?

    • @moosegoose3647
      @moosegoose3647 5 лет назад +8

      Back when I was in 8th grade, I was in the lunch line, grabbing my tray and vegetables waiting to get to the main course. I was about to reach for an apple when I saw there was a freshly used pad ON the apples. Told the staff, and of course they removed it (and the apples.) Thank God I saw it in time. I was about to grab a bloody pad.

  • @marianaelisasantoscarvajal134
    @marianaelisasantoscarvajal134 5 лет назад +87

    7:13
    I feel ya, my mom did that with me in elementary school but instead of a coconut it was an avocado :^)

  • @underworldrat
    @underworldrat 5 лет назад +400

    This girl brought a yaoi poster to school and proudly showed it around to everyone.
    She was like twelve at the time.

    • @Syllkie
      @Syllkie 5 лет назад +31

      @@DarkMAGA, I know a classmate who wore an ahegao hoodie and showed it off to our Japanese language teacher. She said something like: "Hmmm...kimochi warui.../Kimoi!" The same guy ended up wearing that hoodie for his homeroom yearbook picture.

    • @Joeyuhhhhhh
      @Joeyuhhhhhh 5 лет назад +9

      *Wait hol up*

    • @imxuiminsmarshmello5969
      @imxuiminsmarshmello5969 5 лет назад +11

      Lol, this reminds me, like a year ago, some girl got her yaoi manga confiscated for being pornographic. It was also REALLY obvious from the cover 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @TM-ek1wf
      @TM-ek1wf 5 лет назад

      Whas yaoi

    • @StarlitLilies
      @StarlitLilies 5 лет назад +3

      oh, ohNO

  • @roygbiv7807
    @roygbiv7807 5 лет назад +257

    *_ThEyLl NeVeR fInD tHe BoDy If I sTuFf It In My LoCkEr_*

  • @Taco_Tamer
    @Taco_Tamer 5 лет назад +71

    Of all the students mentioned in this video, the kid at 4:30 is the biggest criminal here and deserves a life sentence

  • @MrMcever
    @MrMcever 5 лет назад +73

    Students, what are dumb reasons you got in trouble?
    I got a detention for drinking Gatorade, but at dismissal my teacher and I had a conversation about why should I got a detention and why I shouldn’t. I won the argument and ended up not getting a detention. But my class had a good laugh 🤣

    • @kaidenspry1449
      @kaidenspry1449 5 лет назад +8

      You yawn 3 TIMES in Kindergarten and you get your "card pulled"! Who would have guessed??

    • @daquashaun8505
      @daquashaun8505 4 года назад +4

      Got in trouble for having a bloody knee

    • @thelordofthescrubnation2566
      @thelordofthescrubnation2566 4 года назад +5

      Got in trouble for not having my shoe tied teacher tried to get me 3 days detention and a suspension. Never saw that teacher again

    • @hahahantamme4146
      @hahahantamme4146 4 года назад +1

      Not a student but-

    • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
      @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 4 года назад +4

      ...I got in trouble for being female
      The teachers for our wing's section of the sixth grade took all the girls out into the hall to tell them not to wear spaghetti straps or shorts shorter than your fingertips because the boys wouldn't be able to keep their eyes off our shoulders or knees or whatever. They got like 50 angry emails the following morning from all the girls' mothers.
      I also have gotten in trouble for being talked to by a classmate while I was paying attention to the teacher

  • @VJ-zn9fp
    @VJ-zn9fp 5 лет назад +1654

    That dude that saved the goth girl's life and got her a bf is a real one
    Edit: Damn thanks for the 1.4k likes

    • @Freeky_Deeky
      @Freeky_Deeky 5 лет назад +3

      Carefully, he’s a hero

    • @Bug_Bait
      @Bug_Bait 5 лет назад +10

      It takes pretty much zero effort to get a boyfriend as long as you're not chubby.

    • @Thewritingelf
      @Thewritingelf 5 лет назад +62

      @@Bug_Bait Uhh ? There are tons of chubby girls who have boyfriends. That's a lie.

    • @woofer-x8i
      @woofer-x8i 5 лет назад +44

      @@Bug_Bait yeah because social anxiety isnt a thing and you dont need courage at all to confess

    • @Cobblestonebob
      @Cobblestonebob 5 лет назад +22

      That shit sounded fake to me, what teacher uses terms like “waifu“ or “tiddies“. In addition to that, everything worked out TOO well. How does he know that someone has a crush on her and shit. I'm pretty sure that story was just a lie from a weeb

  • @gjcfjhchxks3325
    @gjcfjhchxks3325 5 лет назад +255

    5:16 my mum actually did this once when she was like 11, there was this cat that would hang out by the school gates and she wanted to take it home so she put it in her bag. It started meowing when she was in class and so since all of the other kids knew about it but they didn’t want the teachers to know, everyone in the class started meowing too so that the teacher didn’t know that there was a cat hidden in her bag.
    Eventually she got found out tho 😂

    • @imbored6932
      @imbored6932 5 лет назад +11

      Great name😂

    • @MrDrMedicBag
      @MrDrMedicBag 5 лет назад +26

      At least they helped her out.

    • @Uloveeverglow
      @Uloveeverglow 5 лет назад +1

      ARMY

    • @leah.xoxo.9248
      @leah.xoxo.9248 5 лет назад +5

      LOVE YOUR NAME

    • @miyahara6059
      @miyahara6059 5 лет назад +8

      My friend did that once but instead its a phone.When math class started,suddenly there a soft ringtone playing 'dont let me down' coming from her bag .My friends whose around her desk listened and then this friend of mine starts to sing the ringtone .My teacher felt strange of it but she didnt continues the class to avoid the whole class getting spotchecked by the prefects.Prefects are like the students who are assigned to assist teachers with stuff including random class inspection.

  • @Viocote
    @Viocote 5 лет назад +334

    5:10 Shit, looks like the Persona 5 protagonist got caught. FeelsBadMan

    • @JokerStairs
      @JokerStairs 5 лет назад +16

      Poor Morgana

    • @criscriscrisX3
      @criscriscrisX3 5 лет назад +8

      Morgana is going to be the one sleeping after that

    • @Viocote
      @Viocote 5 лет назад +8

      The protagonist comes in with the Tkachev
      *Now it’s my turn to tell you to go to sleep*

    • @victorrodriguez12067
      @victorrodriguez12067 5 лет назад +5

      *YOU NEVER SEE IT COMIN*

    • @fortnitegamer2118
      @fortnitegamer2118 5 лет назад +1

      @@Viocote *airsoft*

  • @sealnados
    @sealnados 4 года назад +24

    “ She said: Whaddya have in there, bricks?!”
    “Turns out there was actually bricks in there.”
    Favorite sentence of the month.

  • @bloroxcleach896
    @bloroxcleach896 5 лет назад +159

    Me to teacher:
    "Oh don't worry it's only a bible, some rubbing alcohol and matches".

    • @andrewe.2464
      @andrewe.2464 5 лет назад +10

      Blorox Cleach don’t forgot the cross, the nails and rope

    • @arandompieceofinternettras6461
      @arandompieceofinternettras6461 5 лет назад +5

      Shrekoning **Castlevania intensifies**

    • @ajinkyatarodekar9099
      @ajinkyatarodekar9099 5 лет назад

      Drifters flashbacks!!!

    • @eurasianlynx5584
      @eurasianlynx5584 5 лет назад

      @Mitchell Patterson Who again enacted bookburnings? **Most authoritarian regimes** Censorship is never the solution for conflicting oppinions and worldviews.

  • @skyvilay6397
    @skyvilay6397 5 лет назад +541

    The most horrifying thing found in a student’s bag?
    A flip phone

    • @Kervvy
      @Kervvy 5 лет назад +9

      Don't even joke about the horrifying idea of owning a flip phone o-0

    • @The93Momo93
      @The93Momo93 5 лет назад +9

      Flip phones are the next coolest thing after slider phones.

    • @arizmack6341
      @arizmack6341 5 лет назад

      ew

    • @jaytealstone1687
      @jaytealstone1687 5 лет назад +2

      Tbh I want a flip phone again, shit was cool

    • @serlokbrixe425
      @serlokbrixe425 5 лет назад +1

      I'm almost 20, and still have a flip phone.

  • @lemmy8947
    @lemmy8947 5 лет назад +260

    We once searched a friends bag while he went to the bathroom and he had a solid 12 calculators (those scientific ones or whatever) yet didnt have one with his name on it

    • @thelunchbagwarrior9115
      @thelunchbagwarrior9115 5 лет назад +2

      @@kaystruenoo You didn't look in your friends' backpacks? Did you not have friends that had weird backpacks to look in?

    • @constantly_nervous
      @constantly_nervous 5 лет назад +2

      Lemmy WTF?! How could you do that?

  • @ziyaartz
    @ziyaartz 5 лет назад +53

    "Dead Skirrel" XDDDD
    The computer voice makes it funnier

  • @mikem1421
    @mikem1421 5 лет назад +98

    1:22 wow that teacher kinda sounds badass ngl

    • @RabnawazReviews
      @RabnawazReviews 5 лет назад

      Not all heroes wear capes.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 5 лет назад

      And they said they need to arm teachers? Have all teachers learn to fight with textbooks. It's effective so far.

  • @theworstyoutuber7905
    @theworstyoutuber7905 5 лет назад +213

    7:07 You should always bring bricks to school, and when your teacher asks for your book that you've doodled on, you give them a brick. Problem solved

    • @pharuhs
      @pharuhs 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh 🤣

    • @RetireInYour20s
      @RetireInYour20s 5 лет назад

      I don’t get it?

    • @tsukiko2027
      @tsukiko2027 5 лет назад +1

      Teacher: Mikey, no passing notes. Hand it to me.
      Kid: *reaches into his bag and casually gives his teacher a brick*

  • @theminisimmer
    @theminisimmer 5 лет назад +556

    Someone's going to find an adult toy
    Edit: called it.

    • @sanstheskeelaton3337
      @sanstheskeelaton3337 5 лет назад +13

      and on the first one. I thought it would have been at least halfway through before there was one

    • @zimTOAA
      @zimTOAA 5 лет назад +5

      I think everyone expected it

    • @granola5339
      @granola5339 5 лет назад

      Me too

    • @heneedsomemilk655
      @heneedsomemilk655 5 лет назад +8

      What I don't get is why in the hell would you bring your vibrator to school? That just seems like a recipe for embarassment.

    • @Jaime_Protein_Cannister
      @Jaime_Protein_Cannister 5 лет назад

      How would YOU know

  • @nameName-ld1tp
    @nameName-ld1tp 5 лет назад +182

    One kid brought a condom to school. We were in only 5th grade
    Humanity is a pathetic thing sometimes

    • @Damnitookyobitch
      @Damnitookyobitch 4 года назад +13

      Dont be jealous

    • @chuuchuu2468
      @chuuchuu2468 4 года назад +7

      @Stygian Eons 5th grade is 9 year olds

    • @skye5057
      @skye5057 4 года назад +2

      @@chuuchuu2468 no 5th grade is yr 6 for me meaning 10 and 11 yr olds, 4th grade is 9 year olds.🙄

    • @freezer1633
      @freezer1633 4 года назад

      There was a guy in 9th Grade in our school selling condoms.

    • @deceitsanders5682
      @deceitsanders5682 4 года назад

      @@chuuchuu2468 i was 10 years old at gr 5-

  • @goshdangit4503
    @goshdangit4503 5 лет назад +77

    Honestly it isn't dirty if she doodles those things in her notebook, she's studying figure, it's important.
    But I mean, she should have used a textbook :,)

  • @f2pblock908
    @f2pblock908 5 лет назад +1847

    _I confiscated my student's phone. He subbed to T-Series._

    • @XxSuperGamerxX42069
      @XxSuperGamerxX42069 5 лет назад +11

      You need 1000× the amount of subs you have now to achieve your goal

    • @fineichangedit5315
      @fineichangedit5315 5 лет назад +6

      Fair enough

    • @remutoast4524
      @remutoast4524 5 лет назад +5

      Oh shit...

    • @mr.babatunde692
      @mr.babatunde692 5 лет назад +15

      *Send the student to the ranch IMMIDIATELY*

    • @queerolinguito839
      @queerolinguito839 5 лет назад +4

      Good job - you did unsubscribe to T SERIES first and sub to pewdiepie?
      Then expel the kid. He needs to learn.

  • @triptomoon9870
    @triptomoon9870 5 лет назад +284

    Well i used to draw people getting killed in war. It was mostly stickfigures with a lot of red drawn beside them

    • @gachajames5481
      @gachajames5481 5 лет назад

      Same but on the bus with my bff Daniel ( I'm a girl )

    • @bruh_pass5335
      @bruh_pass5335 5 лет назад +12

      Your not the only i think its funny seeing stick people in war

    • @maygel
      @maygel 5 лет назад +1

      Stick veterans hAH-

    • @jaxxe8380
      @jaxxe8380 5 лет назад +3

      I used to draw myself bleeding blood out of my eyes while killing people

    • @xxop3uzixxxxdetm7
      @xxop3uzixxxxdetm7 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @isabellagold4114
    @isabellagold4114 5 лет назад +170

    If one phone vibrates...
    Confiscated. Thats how my school works

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 5 лет назад +7

      Good. Keep your phone in your locker, you little shit.

    • @captaincrash9002
      @captaincrash9002 5 лет назад +5

      @@jffry890 we don't have lockers

    • @jev3183
      @jev3183 5 лет назад +3

      @@jffry890 We don't use ours. Even if we do have lockers. Still, I'm not going to put it in there.

    • @mayab9102
      @mayab9102 5 лет назад +6

      If one phone exists
      Boom. Confiscated

    • @greteldevendorf8029
      @greteldevendorf8029 5 лет назад +2

      Lol every uses their in class at our school and the teachers don’t care

  • @maddiemelody9001
    @maddiemelody9001 5 лет назад +63

    at 0:54
    "...suspended for a few days after a dead squirrel was confiscated from his book bag."
    me: *well that kid definitely lives in north carolina*

    • @sabrinakennedy6378
      @sabrinakennedy6378 5 лет назад +2

      one of my brothers friends had a sister that brought a huge dead squid to school. Dunno what happened to her.

  • @drxshock6957
    @drxshock6957 5 лет назад +50

    9:21
    Carefully, he's a hero.

  • @DrewPicklesTheDark
    @DrewPicklesTheDark 5 лет назад +108

    A video game _manual_
    It was an older ones, back when they had cool art and lore and stuff in them. Apparently reading was unacceptable if it had to do with video games.

  • @jianyu5306
    @jianyu5306 5 лет назад +31

    _4:48__ yeah... "love" letter... that doesn't sound like he loves her or he's her boyfriend, more like her fkn master_

  • @niekgrijzenhout5011
    @niekgrijzenhout5011 5 лет назад +143

    So someone has this whole plan of trying to kill u. Then he tries to do it. And he gets EXPELLED?!

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 5 лет назад +19

      Me to Attempted Murderer: "You're certainly the worst murderer I've ever heard of"
      Attempted Muderer: "But you have heard of me."

    • @sudeshnahaldar2274
      @sudeshnahaldar2274 5 лет назад +2

      @@demi-femme4821 What?

    • @RandomPerson-yy2ch
      @RandomPerson-yy2ch 5 лет назад +1

      Wi - Fi , yah i don’t get it too..

    • @urfork1
      @urfork1 5 лет назад +4

      It’s a pirates of the Caribbean reference. Replace murderer with pirate

    • @sudeshnahaldar2274
      @sudeshnahaldar2274 5 лет назад +1

      @@urfork1 Oh thanks! I get it now. ^^

  • @pictureofacat9525
    @pictureofacat9525 5 лет назад +498

    1:13 somehow, some people still claim false rape allegations don't happen.

    • @0xsergy
      @0xsergy 5 лет назад +33

      That's why you get swabbed immediately so there's no question

    • @pictureofacat9525
      @pictureofacat9525 5 лет назад +14

      @@shizukagozen777 I know it's more of a western problem, in Spain for example some feminists movements say that. In my home country of Argentina many people spout that too.

    • @darknes4150
      @darknes4150 5 лет назад +12

      @@pictureofacat9525 yeah I hate those people to my core you should always doubt the "victim" completely because 99% of claims are false

    • @cecilusbrize4679
      @cecilusbrize4679 5 лет назад +30

      @@darknes4150
      No most accusations are true but complete idiots like that give fuel to the belief that they are not. It's simply disgusting.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 5 лет назад +4

      @@pictureofacat9525
      I think it's a general problem, not only in western countries.

  • @WINOFFICIAL
    @WINOFFICIAL 5 лет назад +97

    My friend would bring his bearded dragon to school and just keep him in his pocket and occasionally fed him lettuce 🥬 the teachers never saw a thing.

  • @johnmarston3638
    @johnmarston3638 5 лет назад +685

    Ok before I start the video there's gonna be
    - guns
    - dildos
    - drugs
    Imma edit to see if im right
    Edit: mhm all correct

  • @bena4794
    @bena4794 5 лет назад +57

    9:22 someone give this teacher a gold

  • @SkyeTheTimeBeast
    @SkyeTheTimeBeast 5 лет назад +82

    One time a friend brought in about 50 Capri suns...
    They were all taken away before 2nd lesson

    • @mayfia
      @mayfia 5 лет назад +2

      No your lying. Did they get it back? Did they share?

    • @SkyeTheTimeBeast
      @SkyeTheTimeBeast 5 лет назад +1

      Mayfia im not sure what happened I just know he had a fuck ton of Capri suns that were taken away

    • @jessmedlicott2656
      @jessmedlicott2656 5 лет назад +1

      People always bring like 40 Capri suns in my school and share them 😂😂

  • @skiizi_
    @skiizi_ 5 лет назад +165

    I got detention
    Office lobby: what are you here for
    Me: accidentally kicked the ceiling

    • @carterm7670
      @carterm7670 5 лет назад +30

      *HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTLLY KICK A CEILING*

    • @enzomessina2858
      @enzomessina2858 5 лет назад +16

      *_H M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M_*

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 лет назад +5

      @@carterm7670 With a trampoline?

    • @mylifeisfallingapartbutits5415
      @mylifeisfallingapartbutits5415 5 лет назад +7

      I broke one of the security cameras in the hall by doing a high kick and my shoe flew off... That was an interesting conversation with the Dean of Students

    • @conorgrant4860
      @conorgrant4860 5 лет назад +1

      @@carterm7670 Maybe he tryin to impress his crush with a triple backflip?

  • @somethinghandling
    @somethinghandling 4 года назад +99

    My teacher knew we were doing some “illegal” activity on class, (Not paying attention)
    So she came and confiscated our backpacks with our “illegal items.”
    *She must have been shocked to see pencils*

    • @vortexpow1227
      @vortexpow1227 4 года назад

      You’re fit

    • @somethinghandling
      @somethinghandling 4 года назад

      Dreamer's Servant.
      Thank you...?

    • @muggerpugger3231
      @muggerpugger3231 4 года назад

      Vortex Pow simp

    • @dracomaloy9371
      @dracomaloy9371 4 года назад

      Mugger Pugger everybody is a simp in these times people are getting desperate

    • @muggerpugger3231
      @muggerpugger3231 4 года назад

      Draco Maloy Yes, the simpocalypse is above us. Just as if 2020 could get any worse.

  • @Sammysapphira
    @Sammysapphira 5 лет назад +95

    I just realized that I'd never subscribed to your channel. I hadn't noticed because hundreds of your videos flood my recommended feed at all times, and I watch them all the time, fall asleep to them, etc.
    Wow

    • @forloop7713
      @forloop7713 5 лет назад +2

      Same but does your phone stay om when you fall asleep

    • @misterstabby9457
      @misterstabby9457 5 лет назад +2

      Same omg

    • @adityapermana9651
      @adityapermana9651 5 лет назад

      Its algorithm,.
      Just saying..

    • @robertct06
      @robertct06 5 лет назад

      Same. The algorithm has improved dramatically the past couple months

  • @NB-qt7dn
    @NB-qt7dn 5 лет назад +244

    Whataya have in there bricks?
    Yes, yes I do

  • @miraclepope8657
    @miraclepope8657 5 лет назад +350

    1:30 Omg a student had a gun in his bag but the teacher broke his hand with a textbook before he could get to it.
    The teacher said NOT TODAY SATAN XD lmfao.
    Ill leave now-

    • @miraclepope8657
      @miraclepope8657 5 лет назад +1

      @Thanos vs Justin Biebr
      Oh.. Ok....
      *gets out holy water*
      And your username XD

    • @cursedseabunny1094
      @cursedseabunny1094 5 лет назад +1

      *ALL THE OTHER KIDS-*
      (Teacher yeets book at kid with gun)
      Not today *_S A T A N_*

    • @miraclepope8657
      @miraclepope8657 5 лет назад +1

      @Thanos vs Justin Biebr *visible confusion*

    • @miraclepope8657
      @miraclepope8657 5 лет назад +1

      @@cursedseabunny1094
      True story-
      XD

  • @Electric_Bagpipes
    @Electric_Bagpipes 4 года назад +12

    “The teacher broke the student’s hand with a notebook.”
    _Holy shit..._

  • @LocalTreeFort
    @LocalTreeFort 5 лет назад +102

    I once brought an old, rusty, un-used bear trap to school. I don't remember why but I was in 4th grade. All I remember was my teacher saying "Cool, just don't tell anyone outside of this class."
    Edit: changed 5th to 4th because I got my teachers mixed up.

    • @nekoz4984
      @nekoz4984 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao that's a great teacher fam

    • @marisanssummer8882
      @marisanssummer8882 5 лет назад

      Same but i had nunchucks in my backpack

    • @aishidove
      @aishidove 3 года назад

      Nice teacher tho

  • @rishoo9183
    @rishoo9183 5 лет назад +804

    So they took $15k off a 2nd grader? Well...

    • @userandresearcher1036
      @userandresearcher1036 5 лет назад +27

      Mad lads

    • @ry4nx
      @ry4nx 5 лет назад +104

      yea wtf. they shouldnt be able to do that unless there was a weapon.they cant just take someone elses belongings even if it's just a kid.. kind of fucked up.

    • @custom_name854
      @custom_name854 5 лет назад +96

      @@ry4nx If it was normally earned money yeah no problem. But that was drug money you know

    • @quicwaterr8527
      @quicwaterr8527 5 лет назад +101

      @@custom_name854 he was a 7 yrold in a dangerous situation let him keep the money he could've lost his life without even knowing why

    • @edghety2560
      @edghety2560 5 лет назад +14

      J G V how they know it was drug money?

  • @dogwaterhd4k304
    @dogwaterhd4k304 5 лет назад +76

    1:00: so yea I found a cannonball inside a dudes locker, I see it everyday it’s fine.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 5 лет назад +4

      I can imagine history class pretending to be Napoleon have someone manning the cannons against the British base (teacher's lounge).

    • @GKIBJosue
      @GKIBJosue 5 лет назад

      I guess I just decided to think that cannonballs just weren’t able to be acquired anymore. Seeing that post blew my mind

  • @umbuchscui
    @umbuchscui 4 года назад +14

    Brainydude: uses light mode
    Everyone: you have been accused of anti-soviet behavior and have been sentenced to be shot