People Share What They Weren't Supposed To Hear While They Were Sleeping

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @dillpickles3046
    @dillpickles3046 5 лет назад +2345

    Soft moans: No reaction
    bed squeaking: No reaction
    sneezes: “Bless you”

    • @blackeyedangel6103
      @blackeyedangel6103 4 года назад +49

      I would like this comment but it's at 69....

    • @sleepyalex066
      @sleepyalex066 4 года назад +110

      When you’re just too polite:

    • @applelegends5856
      @applelegends5856 4 года назад +33

      I would have bolted up screaming from a nightmare and then just act acward and say you at least had a good time right

    • @kumi1224
      @kumi1224 4 года назад +4

      @@sleepyalex066 Lol

    • @znox_x6165
      @znox_x6165 4 года назад +7

      They be practicimg the new normal lol

  • @Judas_Jones
    @Judas_Jones 5 лет назад +4859

    Not fake sleeping... But my best friend told me that one time I was listing things off the Taco Bell menu in my sleep

    • @LCSLick-yk3zv
      @LCSLick-yk3zv 5 лет назад +412

      *Memory* *100*

    • @Saigonas
      @Saigonas 5 лет назад +123

      Omg lmfao

    • @delusionalnoodles
      @delusionalnoodles 5 лет назад +254

      I remember passing out in a Las Vegas resort and my mom was supposed to come back with McDonalds.
      She didn’t. I asked her why tomorrow and she’s like, “I woke you up, dude, you didn’t want to eat.”
      Now, I wasn’t drunk or that tired, so I should’ve remembered. I bet she ate my chicken nuggets.

    • @keith2253
      @keith2253 5 лет назад +39

      Lol sounds like something I'd do

    • @ghostie.v
      @ghostie.v 5 лет назад +27

      wow *claps*

  • @goodbiscuit6662
    @goodbiscuit6662 5 лет назад +2681

    "Sometimes you gotta do messed up shit to stay not on fire"
    This would be a good senior qoute

    • @charliew7656
      @charliew7656 5 лет назад +50

      "My skin is whiter than my teeth." Another good one

    • @CenoriaWoah
      @CenoriaWoah 5 лет назад +27

      “If you’re homeless, just buy a house."
      Another amazing quote

    • @xxjudixxyeet400
      @xxjudixxyeet400 5 лет назад +11

      I'm saving these to write them when I become a senior💀

    • @daniel-tm8jv
      @daniel-tm8jv 4 года назад +3

      Good biscuit666 that would be a good 9/11 quote

    • @urmom-px2fh
      @urmom-px2fh 4 года назад +1

      That part was playing while reading this XD

  • @pinktulips3558
    @pinktulips3558 5 лет назад +2197

    “flirting at her like a brain damaged peacock.” 😂 😂

  • @pandainnit4416
    @pandainnit4416 5 лет назад +1541

    What I heard
    I was 'asleep' and my mom walked into my room. She walked over to my bedside and took my phone, opened the case, mumbling "She won't ever find this $100". She put the case back on and left. I opened my case to find a note saying, 'I know your not asleep, you forgot to take the trash out and do the dishes. Come do them. Now.' I was terrified. 😂😂😂

  • @unlil1
    @unlil1 5 лет назад +2921

    Calling your friend's name to check if they're awake almost never works, if you really want to check if your friend's awake, whisper something about a huge snake near him.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 5 лет назад +144

      No, no.
      Ice cube.

    • @benitaleveiro4057
      @benitaleveiro4057 5 лет назад +337

      Nope, using“cockroach” is better. No ones gonna believe a snake. I know I wouldn’t

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 5 лет назад +48

      @@benitaleveiro4057
      However, Ice cube!

    • @wrentheelf2656
      @wrentheelf2656 5 лет назад +36

      @@IrvingIV Wouldn't that just wake them up anyways...?

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 5 лет назад +17

      @@wrentheelf2656
      Not if they're asleep enough that you shouldn't be worried about their presence otherwise.

  • @moosekalz254
    @moosekalz254 5 лет назад +3430

    A P P L A U S E to the dude who said bless you. You deserve a medal.

  • @satan4345
    @satan4345 5 лет назад +624

    "In the cutest French accent, she told me she was going to set me on fire in my sleep" honest to god I cant-

    • @daelysuxu8761
      @daelysuxu8761 4 года назад +39

      Me, as a french girl : *how tf is she cute with our shitty accent ?*

    • @jesusofsuburbia5065
      @jesusofsuburbia5065 4 года назад +10

      I love your name and pfp my chemical romance is amazing so is pierce the veil and sleeping with sirens I have a cat named after Kellin lol

    • @dracomaloy9371
      @dracomaloy9371 4 года назад +1

      Patrick Cossack what country were you born in

  • @Tornxx
    @Tornxx 5 лет назад +3107

    One thing I heard...
    Mom: Where’s the toast
    Dad: In the oven

  • @kokafox3951
    @kokafox3951 5 лет назад +2610

    “I got a *gammaboy* ”
    -Someone on Reddit, 2019

    • @alarmy5211
      @alarmy5211 5 лет назад +53

      *NEW GAMMABOY, MAKE GAMMA RAYS WITH EASE!*

    • @rodrigodamian620
      @rodrigodamian620 5 лет назад +29

      Oh, yeah the Gammaboy, the Fallout version of Gameboy, how could we forget about it?

    • @Noname-ut1ye
      @Noname-ut1ye 5 лет назад +6

      Hulk?

    • @aidedekris
      @aidedekris 5 лет назад +3

      Phoenix Chara I freaking love your profile pic

    • @YTClipsDaily-p6j
      @YTClipsDaily-p6j 5 лет назад +2

      666th like!

  • @SkyesTheLimit424
    @SkyesTheLimit424 5 лет назад +3338

    “Not his fathers brother. HIS MOTHERS BROTHER”
    *ALABAMA 10000000000*

    • @melody8119
      @melody8119 5 лет назад +151

      Pansexual Pancake Dudeeeeee I live in Alabama and I can confirm that I know plenty of people who are dating their cousins.

    • @SkyesTheLimit424
      @SkyesTheLimit424 5 лет назад +87

      Melody o h n o

    • @melody8119
      @melody8119 5 лет назад +40

      Pansexual Pancake I know.

    • @marshiisisland9385
      @marshiisisland9385 5 лет назад +48

      Add like 8 more zeroes

    • @brucedillon8358
      @brucedillon8358 5 лет назад +55

      *_s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a 1 0 0_*

  • @oastyboi
    @oastyboi 5 лет назад +2153

    *People* *doing* *it* *in* *the* *other* *room*
    When suddenly *ACHOO*
    Guy laying there a listening:
    I'm about to end this whole man's career
    *Bless* *you*

  • @beewithaplottwist929
    @beewithaplottwist929 5 лет назад +5989

    The worst thing I’ve heard while fake sleeping was when my mom told me to get up for school.

  • @hollowv.knight5138
    @hollowv.knight5138 5 лет назад +392

    Heard my sister and father compare me with my twin, saying I was lazy and stupid and how he's smart and hard-working. Made me think about life and the people I love.

    • @CaramelBrother
      @CaramelBrother 5 лет назад +62

      Now this is a big oof moment, best of luck bro

    • @tanraycz
      @tanraycz 5 лет назад +2

      bruh. Happens all the time to mě but ill just move on since now.

    • @kevinsmithgaming
      @kevinsmithgaming 5 лет назад +4

      But are you lazy and stupid tho??

    • @user-ie6tw6ps5h
      @user-ie6tw6ps5h 5 лет назад +3

      Insults from family and close friends only mean that they want you to change for the better, so I think you should stop being stupid and lazy

    • @vaukest5888
      @vaukest5888 5 лет назад +3

      challenge idk sounds like reasons they didn't want to have you lmao

  • @farenhite4220
    @farenhite4220 5 лет назад +1969

    "we should draw on her face"
    "no let her sleep"
    we were on a bus on the way home from school camp.
    "let mE DRAW ON HER FACE"
    "nO"

    • @IronResistance
      @IronResistance 5 лет назад +50

      Did they end up giving you the draw?

    • @ellia3795
      @ellia3795 5 лет назад +9

      That exact same thing happened to me!! Literally exactly how you said it!!

    • @lucidluhx6088
      @lucidluhx6088 5 лет назад +8

      Trashhh Talkkk matrix confirmed to come out with another movie

    • @tejakam05
      @tejakam05 5 лет назад +7

      @Trashhh Talkkk same thing just happened to me, I was so confused

    • @mmarceau
      @mmarceau 5 лет назад +18

      @Trashhh Talkkk same. The comment said
      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue
      Tulips:Am I a joke to you?

  • @duolingoowl7043
    @duolingoowl7043 5 лет назад +2759

    Me: **asleep**
    Parents: _When should we tell him he’s adopted?_
    Me: *_shook_*

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 5 лет назад +171

      I'm sorry for missing nearly a week of my italian lessons!

    • @JeanSilva-zw4nu
      @JeanSilva-zw4nu 5 лет назад +75

      I FINISHED MY FRENCH LESSONS LOLOL

    • @chilliadistudios
      @chilliadistudios 5 лет назад +127

      don't worry it's just a dream
      *you are still in the orphanage*

    • @jacksondoane8537
      @jacksondoane8537 5 лет назад +19

      Duolingo Owl 100 likes

    • @asaltylimon
      @asaltylimon 5 лет назад +31

      111th like. And please forgive me for not doing my Korean lesson this week.

  • @MissingHarmony
    @MissingHarmony 5 лет назад +655

    Lessons learnt from this video:
    *People are gross, man.*

  • @leviewings4689
    @leviewings4689 5 лет назад +3759

    A moment of respect for all the wingman bros that pretended to be asleep so their bros could get some.

    • @FlypyBird
      @FlypyBird 5 лет назад +63

      Amen bruda

    • @trippysavv9827
      @trippysavv9827 5 лет назад +109

      They the real MVPs

    • @infiresaddiction532
      @infiresaddiction532 5 лет назад +37

      Preach

    • @kaicutler3508
      @kaicutler3508 5 лет назад +65

      Shout out to my buddy who will just leave the room or fall asleep while me and my guy are trying to fuck. Doesnt kill the mood no matter what he does but at least he doesnt really get bothered by it

    • @s0lxr
      @s0lxr 5 лет назад +12

      Amen 🙏

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 5 лет назад +479

    I don't remember anything I've overheard, but once me and a friend were waiting for something to start and we were alone in the room, and I pretended to close my eyes and fall asleep. Then my friend got the idea to sneak over and scare me awake. Little did he know my eyes weren't completely shut, and I could see him, and just before he tried to scare me I bolted up and made a loud noise. It was the best scare I've ever given someone.

    • @kyliesmith9199
      @kyliesmith9199 5 лет назад +19

      Omg that's a really good scare tho!!! I would love to do that to one of my friends hehe 😂😂😂

    • @amber6473
      @amber6473 5 лет назад +6

      @Jason Poole
      people dont notice me either lol

    • @Mang0M4ngo
      @Mang0M4ngo 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah I’m invisible to everyone, the teachers mark me late when I appear early

    • @mcsy98
      @mcsy98 5 лет назад +3

      I always unintentionally scare people because they dont notice me too 💀 i normally move silently tho

  • @Nyan458
    @Nyan458 5 лет назад +1650

    Imagine being the cop pulling over 2 sleeping dudes

    • @cookiedough8661
      @cookiedough8661 5 лет назад +289

      Plot twist: the cop was also asleep

    • @Magwrath-Smith
      @Magwrath-Smith 5 лет назад +185

      If I was the cop I'd pretend to be asleep too on their window lmao

    • @xsarahxx9063
      @xsarahxx9063 5 лет назад +155

      That was my favorite story cuz it’s so stupid but so funny to the point where the cop doesn’t know what to say 😂

    • @peterliddle4634
      @peterliddle4634 5 лет назад +22

      Brilliant

    • @dadpool7078
      @dadpool7078 4 года назад +26

      I was having a horrible fucking day. This story changed that. Thanks sleeping morons.

  • @theanon5906
    @theanon5906 5 лет назад +3361

    Mom: calls for my name
    Me *Pretends to sleep
    Mom: Calls my sibling
    Me* Smiles

    • @dragon6irl
      @dragon6irl 5 лет назад +90

      This deserves more attention

    • @TerrribleeeMusic
      @TerrribleeeMusic 5 лет назад +163

      *sibling gets McDonald's and a PlayStation*
      *You* " WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

    • @salami2722
      @salami2722 5 лет назад +11

      Terrribleee lol same but I’m the one with the console but she gets more McDonald’s than me

    • @grass1366
      @grass1366 5 лет назад +1

      The Anon lmao ikr 😂😂😂👍

    • @windhoek6024
      @windhoek6024 5 лет назад +9

      So fucking relatable. 😂🤣😂

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 5 лет назад +1608

    Over the years I've had not one but two different pairs of friends have sex in my basement when they slept over. I guess something about my basement really gets people hot and bothered.

    • @AJ-ox8xy
      @AJ-ox8xy 5 лет назад +72

      Sounds fun maybe you should make it come full circle down there too.

    • @kolonarulez5222
      @kolonarulez5222 5 лет назад +127

      @@forestofsecrets7273 That is exactly what I thought, it's so rude! I think the only person who hasn't gotten laid in my house is me!

    • @kolonarulez5222
      @kolonarulez5222 5 лет назад +85

      Add on: I was petsitting my boss's cat in his apartment when my 2 coworker friends came to visit (with the boss's permission). They ended up dry humping on the couch while I was putting the cat to bed. There's definitely a reoccurring theme in my life.

    • @brandonmikell9223
      @brandonmikell9223 5 лет назад +3

      Was a washing machine down there? That's probably why.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад +15

      @Doggo Wth if that actually ever happened in my classes I'm grateful I never noticed

  • @silenceyang4859
    @silenceyang4859 5 лет назад +735

    one day I didn't sleep and I heard my mom and dad argue with my older brother.
    "GeT dAT RaT Out OF hERE!!"
    "It's a hamster mom!
    "I DoNT CarE!"
    It was weird.

  • @ouuw
    @ouuw 5 лет назад +448

    Me: fake sleeping
    Mother: when should we tell her that Lucy (my grandmother) passed away this morning at the hospital?
    Father: wait for a while. She has a presentation today, don't make her sad.
    Me: internally crying while fake sleeping
    That moment was a huge ouch for me-

    • @unknownarmy3381
      @unknownarmy3381 4 года назад +21

      I should have think before fake sleeping. My friends and I were in our dorm but the lights are out for an hour so people are coming into our dorm to chat since there's nothing to do. I pretended that I was asleep, suddenly I heard my name There are a lots of people in the school that have similar name like me so I didn't think much of it. I open my right eye a little, to take a peek. Turns out my so called "best" friends talking shit behind my back. I know because she said my name and pause to look at me if i'm asleep or not and continue to talk shit about me. ;-;

    • @josephjoestar2416
      @josephjoestar2416 4 года назад +3

      I'm sorry for your loss

    • @evaakhtar
      @evaakhtar 4 года назад +3

      Sarah Khan awww dude that’s sad I’m sorry hope ur ok tho * hugs *

    • @iris_glitchsl7157
      @iris_glitchsl7157 4 года назад +4

      Oh no!
      How are you doing, it’s almost been a year since the comment was made but I wanna check on you!

    • @ouuw
      @ouuw 4 года назад +4

      @@unknownarmy3381 I'm sorry you had to experience that, that was so mean of her! I hope you're fine now tho ❤

  • @revanjulevich8848
    @revanjulevich8848 5 лет назад +658

    Once when I was 11 I was sleeping over my friend's house. We stayed up all night watching TV, which her parents had expressly told us not to do. When her dad got up early the next morning, we panicked and pretended to be asleep in the living room. He goes into the kitchen, and we hear him rip the longest, loudest fart I have ever heard in my life. I had never had to try so hard to keep myself from laughing; I thought my diaphragm was going to rupture. Somehow I succeeded to not make a peep, but I could hear my friend trying so hard to stifle her hysterical laughter. I've never managed to not laugh out loud any time I've thought about it in the 9 years since.

    • @lilactheruevet2424
      @lilactheruevet2424 5 лет назад +25

      Revan Julevich powerful

    • @bengudraws
      @bengudraws 5 лет назад +11

      I actually laughed out loud hearing you say you thought you diaphragm

    • @kittycat5972
      @kittycat5972 5 лет назад +1

      Lol sound like something my dad would do too😂

    • @electraheart3868
      @electraheart3868 5 лет назад

      😂

  • @Jacob-mr9un
    @Jacob-mr9un 5 лет назад +664

    1:26 "my favourite memory and one I've never shared with anyone" .... UNTIL NOW

  • @ГітаЗахир
    @ГітаЗахир 5 лет назад +816

    i heard my aunt say im a brat and impolite ( i was the most polite/shy/boring child i knew) when i "woke up" she was super nice to me. Still dont trust her to this day...

  • @yutss2413
    @yutss2413 5 лет назад +428

    "i haven't told her that her brother is honestly her step brother"
    - mom, talking with my aunt thinking i was asleep.

    • @Fart.t.2
      @Fart.t.2 5 лет назад +45

      At least you can say what are you doing step bro

    • @mrburgermaster
      @mrburgermaster 5 лет назад +18

      @@Fart.t.2 Bruh

    • @unknownarmy3381
      @unknownarmy3381 4 года назад +7

      @@Fart.t.2 my dirty minded ass be like....

    • @Yeonjujus
      @Yeonjujus 4 года назад +2

      Bish stan haikyu

    • @Yeonjujus
      @Yeonjujus 4 года назад +1

      And bts

  • @the_real_bromel
    @the_real_bromel 5 лет назад +2087

    Turn on dark mode, my eyes are burning

  • @doublea_bot5495
    @doublea_bot5495 5 лет назад +2804

    "Bless you"
    *you will be destroyed immediately doing this action*
    (Also this is the most likes I have ever gotten thank you)

  • @katiewilliams6398
    @katiewilliams6398 5 лет назад +592

    I heard my parents arguing about my dad going to Taco Bell at 1:00 Am and it changed my life...

    • @nikjoh06
      @nikjoh06 5 лет назад +4

      Infiniite Vlogs damnnnnn

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 5 лет назад +22

      I laughed WAY too much at this comment and I don't even know why

    • @DGD4Landy
      @DGD4Landy 5 лет назад +4

      He got the munchies

  • @xanaha3995
    @xanaha3995 5 лет назад +928

    “She was on top of him and cane of with “yay horsey,yay,wheeeeee”
    I CANT BREATHE 😂😂😂

  • @Danee2108
    @Danee2108 5 лет назад +627

    "Should we tell him he is adopted?"

  • @ruthagua8394
    @ruthagua8394 5 лет назад +1395

    Me:pretending to be asleep
    Mum:i want a divorce I can't do this anymore
    Dad:it was about time
    Me:
    *Dies,screams cries yells on the inside*
    Brother:*farts*

    • @johnnyorlandostorys7431
      @johnnyorlandostorys7431 5 лет назад +63

      LMAOOOO!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂......also so if this was true I'm sorry you had to go through that :/

    • @gendomug3676
      @gendomug3676 5 лет назад +101

      @@johnnyorlandostorys7431 I know right? That brother farting must have been what made that night so terrible.

    • @newday5359
      @newday5359 5 лет назад +85

      That’s horrible
      Your brother farted

    • @eosofspades_357
      @eosofspades_357 5 лет назад +28

      Y'all are just glossing over the divorce talk here

    • @gendomug3676
      @gendomug3676 5 лет назад +26

      @@eosofspades_357 Fair point. In all seriousness I hope this person's life gets better

  • @balmain-i3e
    @balmain-i3e 5 лет назад +2179

    "Ah man I smell today. You know you get those days where you jump in the shower but just forget to wash?"
    "No. I don't. what the hell?!"

    • @billbowgaggens306
      @billbowgaggens306 5 лет назад +56

      BALMAIN RICHARD who tf does that

    • @doughypeaches
      @doughypeaches 5 лет назад +42

      Once.

    • @anthonyjohnson3635
      @anthonyjohnson3635 5 лет назад +43

      BALMAIN RICHARD I got in the shower once before school and forgot to wash my hair.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 5 лет назад +27

      I mean maybe once but after that you're a lost cause

    • @AmeRain
      @AmeRain 5 лет назад +33

      BALMAIN RICHARD easily done when you're tired af

  • @cakelady8534
    @cakelady8534 5 лет назад +511

    I was sick and on a trip with a couple of girls. I pretended to be asleep so they didn’t talk to me because i had the worst headache. They started talking and eventually I came up and they all said how they really liked me and felt bad I was sick. They also said how pretty they thought I was
    I remember that to this day

    • @lexidreyar7777
      @lexidreyar7777 5 лет назад +61

      That's lovely to hear that you got a posse of girls who would love to be yours.

    • @dontheuseless9007
      @dontheuseless9007 5 лет назад +30

      I'm jealous! Not even my friends who are girls say they like me as a friend!😭

    • @uzifx
      @uzifx 5 лет назад +3

      @@dontheuseless9007 :(

    • @gulpgod7622
      @gulpgod7622 5 лет назад +7

      damn man you got thots

    • @jersey7037
      @jersey7037 5 лет назад +3

      awww

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +4385

    I once accidentally revealed my plans for starting WW3 as chancellor of Germany since Article 13 passed.

    • @swagcerorsupreme
      @swagcerorsupreme 5 лет назад +5

      Ok Jacob Rothschild.

    • @TailsIsDisappointed
      @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +45

      @Politoed Already did.

    • @hemetsans8818
      @hemetsans8818 5 лет назад +6

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions I want you to guess who’s running this account

    • @TailsIsDisappointed
      @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +10

      @@hemetsans8818 Hemet.

    • @hemetsans8818
      @hemetsans8818 5 лет назад +5

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions Wrong it’s Mr neddlemouse

  • @cheyanneishere4375
    @cheyanneishere4375 5 лет назад +898

    "You think he's circumcised or not?"
    I-

    • @rae9977
      @rae9977 5 лет назад +20

      Why they ask though I was confsued

    • @pluie3041
      @pluie3041 5 лет назад +1

      whew

    • @phonedhead
      @phonedhead 5 лет назад

      Unrelated, but i thought I should mention at the time of this comment you have 666 likes

    • @spongbee6436
      @spongbee6436 5 лет назад

      Only 1 way to find out

    • @cam0987
      @cam0987 5 лет назад

      Armyyyy

  • @roundgreenpotatohunter58398
    @roundgreenpotatohunter58398 5 лет назад +300

    “you did wash your hands, right?” *Legend*

    • @samcho8752
      @samcho8752 5 лет назад +9

      that moment when u want to like the comment but the likes are at 69

    • @VG-eb1kd
      @VG-eb1kd 5 лет назад +4

      @@samcho8752 comeback, Now its more than 69.

  • @silent0wl019
    @silent0wl019 5 лет назад +289

    1:22: hasn't shared with anyone.
    Posts on Reddit

    • @CenoriaWoah
      @CenoriaWoah 5 лет назад +3

      Silent0wl01
      *My thoughts exactly*

    • @cloudcactus
      @cloudcactus 4 года назад +1

      That one didn’t say hasn’t shared with anyone...

  • @user9v468
    @user9v468 5 лет назад +3472

    I heard that my brother was planning to kill me. Thought he was joking. Got stabbed. Fun
    Edit: For people wondering:
    He said he was going to get the longest knife and stab my esophogus and then my chest so I would die. He had a pillow to muffle my screams and to suffocate me if it didn't work. It didn't. The pillow didn't either. I was stabbed three times. I have trouble eating due to irreversible damage in my throat. Yay.
    Edit 2: I have uploaded a video showcasing my scar. It is small and has healed mostly but is very easy to see.

    • @hannahweaver7937
      @hannahweaver7937 5 лет назад +482

      Meow I am cat 10/10 would do again

    • @natbornel856
      @natbornel856 5 лет назад +169

      ? huh?

    • @Winflux
      @Winflux 5 лет назад +90

      Sounds fun

    • @fish-pw8fh
      @fish-pw8fh 5 лет назад +228

      youtube says that this was posted 22 minutes ago the replies were posted more than 22 minutes ago. youtube is drunk again

    • @blinkbubs3994
      @blinkbubs3994 5 лет назад +111

      hope youre ok...

  • @scarlettkeyAMVeditor
    @scarlettkeyAMVeditor 5 лет назад +146

    The driver get pulled over and pretending to sleep is the exact form of "play dumb, NOT THAT DUMB!"

  • @negiushegratte982
    @negiushegratte982 5 лет назад +270

    That's the best thing I've ever heard. "Sometimes you gotta do messed up shit to not be on fire."
    If I had a time machine this would be my senior quote.

    • @orange_guice
      @orange_guice 5 лет назад +12

      My senior quote is, “If WWE is fake, then how come my mom went to the hospital after I power-bombed her through the coffee table?” What do you think?

    • @TheD1V1NE
      @TheD1V1NE 5 лет назад +3

      @@orange_guice legendary

    • @emmafaz4301
      @emmafaz4301 5 лет назад +1

      Just some random comment cool but your pfp is even cooler ;)

    • @supermouse73
      @supermouse73 5 лет назад +3

      My senior quote was “its not illegal if the police don’t know.”

    • @chinacarter8319
      @chinacarter8319 5 лет назад

      @@supermouse73 lolololol

  • @gor5048
    @gor5048 5 лет назад +71

    My friend's dad came over and I was sleeping on the couch, and his dad goes to my dad "I wish my son was more like yours" and my dad goes "I wish I was more like my son when I was young" and that was nice

    • @roni3456
      @roni3456 2 года назад +1

      What I would give to hear that from any of my family. You must really be great!

  • @Jack-ps7lf
    @Jack-ps7lf 5 лет назад +508

    "When I was six sevenths"
    Well ok

    • @hoverpigcomic5827
      @hoverpigcomic5827 5 лет назад +13

      I know I can remember being less than a year old too

    • @zoec4624
      @zoec4624 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @who2324
      @who2324 5 лет назад

      they meant around like 6 or 7, if you dont get it..

    • @hoverpigcomic5827
      @hoverpigcomic5827 5 лет назад +11

      ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜʏ ᴛᴀᴇ r/woosh

    • @5-iwnl-596
      @5-iwnl-596 5 лет назад +2

      Jack Franklin gammaboy

  • @uncommon_name4478
    @uncommon_name4478 5 лет назад +1645

    The one with the guy pretending to be sleeping too when he was the one driving😂🤣 I need to marry him!

    • @jeremiahbriney4899
      @jeremiahbriney4899 5 лет назад +18

      @@glucoseguardian9999 lmao funny comment

    • @manuelcalavera7272
      @manuelcalavera7272 5 лет назад +88

      @@glucoseguardian9999
      Or he'll pretend asleep every time she gets angry at him.

    • @DontAttme
      @DontAttme 5 лет назад

      Loser Lilac scuse me, RUclips is not the place but you are very beautiful. Couldn’t not say it

    • @KK-ln9gu
      @KK-ln9gu 5 лет назад +3

      He'll probably pretend to be asleep at your wedding. You'll walk down the aisle and see him sleeping in a chair in front of the altar

    • @uncommon_name4478
      @uncommon_name4478 5 лет назад

      Words can't hurt me these shades are Gucci But that would have been the whole reason I fell in love with him in the first place, I would fall in love all over again

  • @Chris-ip3fx
    @Chris-ip3fx 5 лет назад +744

    In 2nd grade I had to listen to the creation of my little brother. It was pretty scarring not gonna lie.

    • @wilhelmvanastrea7344
      @wilhelmvanastrea7344 5 лет назад +35

      Blue Ballistic been there too
      Man

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад +63

      Well, if you hear weird noises and have no clue what it could be, that surely can be terrifying.

    • @chanceencounter176
      @chanceencounter176 5 лет назад +5

      big oof

    • @Ocer.
      @Ocer. 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, same, i used to lay next to my parents when they did that when i was young

    • @pyrokitten7147
      @pyrokitten7147 5 лет назад +4

      See, I was never scarred by stuff like that. It just unphases me. But I've heard that stuff too.

  • @skyshale
    @skyshale 5 лет назад +405

    *Should we tell her?*
    I never found out what they were talking about.

  • @dnceyrselfclean
    @dnceyrselfclean 5 лет назад +808

    When I was like 9 I had lost a tooth and I was really excited. I woke up doing the night and checked my pillow. Nothing there. I did knock over a lamp though. After pretending to go back to sleep I heard the door open. My heart was beating like crazy. I was going to see the tooth fairy. Even though I had tried to keep my eyes closed I just had to open them. I saw my mom standing there with her purse. She just whispered “It’s all a dream go back to sleep” and tried to hypnotise me or something. I did eventually but she has never admitted to this happening.

    • @NoRegerts
      @NoRegerts 5 лет назад +15

      What? Wow lol.

    • @Xoxo_bambi
      @Xoxo_bambi 5 лет назад +8

      Slightly! Emø wtf 😂

    • @chinacarter8319
      @chinacarter8319 5 лет назад +38

      Found out years after my mother passed away that she was the tooth fairy, cuz I found a small coin pouch that still had three of my baby teeth in it

    • @firstlast4610
      @firstlast4610 5 лет назад +10

      That's a lot of *I* and *Periods*

    • @wadeplews7432
      @wadeplews7432 5 лет назад +27

      she can't admit to it happening, because it was just a dream

  • @alexishatesyoulangdon6288
    @alexishatesyoulangdon6288 5 лет назад +185

    "Santa was our dog" I FOKIN KNEW IT!!!!

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 5 лет назад

      I thought it was a robber tbh

  • @IgoIgoIgo
    @IgoIgoIgo 5 лет назад +373

    I'm faking my sleep and my dad said to his friend, "You know my son, he doesn't do anything at all."
    Yeah, probably I'll carry that until I die.

    • @peepeeeinmythroat2760
      @peepeeeinmythroat2760 5 лет назад +12

      Xperia Z Ultra C6833 don’t let it get to you man

    • @adrianaluna8721
      @adrianaluna8721 5 лет назад +17

      Especially when he's old and needs help. Then you can bust that confession out.

    • @sailorcandy6633
      @sailorcandy6633 5 лет назад

      Xperia Z Ultra C6833 But do you do stuff around the house? If so, that’s just mean.

  • @lulud4wn
    @lulud4wn 5 лет назад +432

    Me: *(can't sleep for an hour, decided to pretend since parents might catch me)*
    Father: she's alseep now, should we continue our session?
    *(starts hearing soft moans and the squeaking of bed)*
    Me: *(crying)* what the fck did i do to desserve this.

  • @coolguy7742
    @coolguy7742 5 лет назад +1460

    I overheard my dad arguing with my mom about going to the store for milk
    He hasn’t come back yet

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 5 лет назад +347

    Well, there always has to be at least one Alabama incident.

  • @cjstubaus7539
    @cjstubaus7539 5 лет назад +317

    Once I was pretending to be asleep my mother and dad where talking about throwing out all my sketchbooks
    *SLEEPING INTENSIFIES*

    • @vickypedia1308
      @vickypedia1308 5 лет назад +48

      Touch an artist's sketchbook without permission, you're dead

    • @S-087
      @S-087 5 лет назад +18

      😱How could they??!!

    • @badubap_
      @badubap_ 5 лет назад +9

      I👏would👏kill👏them👏

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 5 лет назад +13

      I would "wake up" and start shouting. I 👏 don't👏 care 👏 what time it is! I WILL shout at ANYONE who tries to touch my schetchbooks. ANYONE. TRY ME.

    • @kayleenicole13
      @kayleenicole13 5 лет назад

      Courtney Stubaus that would be bad for me

  • @youtoobusername
    @youtoobusername 5 лет назад +83

    "Bless you"
    MISSON PASSED
    RESPECT+

  • @mooncrackers2887
    @mooncrackers2887 5 лет назад +370

    I heard my grandma drop a fried egg and scream man down.

  • @vianeyvasquez1713
    @vianeyvasquez1713 5 лет назад +436

    Sneezing during sex and then the pretend sleepy guy saying bless you....classic
    Ha ha ha ha ha!! Love it.

  • @Mirasoa
    @Mirasoa 5 лет назад +315

    Why nobody's talking about the "sleeping" driver @8:51???
    That one made me cry 🤣

  • @twitchthekid6154
    @twitchthekid6154 5 лет назад +154

    Me:Fake sleeping
    Friend :Let’s put a bottle cap up his butt!
    Me: WoAh HoLd Up! Needless to say I didn’t sleep at all

  • @katowoozy3664
    @katowoozy3664 5 лет назад +847

    Me: *trying to sleep because I have an exam at 8 AM*
    Roommate: Shhh, don’t worry. My roommate’s asleep, he won’t even hear us.
    Me: *hears the unzipping of pants* -_-

    • @EpicTacoSenpai
      @EpicTacoSenpai 5 лет назад +161

      I would've been like. "Hey like can yall do that quietly" to kill the mood and she'll leave. Boom have good sleep and fail exam anyways

    • @RollinRelyks
      @RollinRelyks 5 лет назад +60

      @@EpicTacoSenpai you could never be a wingman...

    • @calebrichardson3714
      @calebrichardson3714 5 лет назад +63

      ...and that’s when you feel a sudden poke...

    • @hammadibrahim39
      @hammadibrahim39 5 лет назад +16

      @@calebrichardson3714 lmao

    • @leviksd
      @leviksd 5 лет назад +16

      @@calebrichardson3714 *Delete that or we will have a little problem*

  • @HouseOfAndrew
    @HouseOfAndrew 5 лет назад +211

    6:54 that man honored the bro code. He is a true bro

  • @NotChicoAndPico
    @NotChicoAndPico 5 лет назад +93

    Pretending to be asleep is just something I do all the time. Every time there was a school trip, I'd just close my eyes and be like that for it all.
    The amount of shit I heard being talked about me over the years is honestly impressive.

    • @NotChicoAndPico
      @NotChicoAndPico 5 лет назад +6

      @@potato_x69 I, in fact, am not gay. Though I did get a hear a few comments regarding that.

    • @justipooh6866
      @justipooh6866 5 лет назад

      @@potato_x69, ur mom gay

  • @thefel1nerouge
    @thefel1nerouge 5 лет назад +75

    Me: **fake sleeping**
    Mom: She barely does anything around the house what should we do with her
    Me: **opens one eye**

  • @tieflingcorpse9817
    @tieflingcorpse9817 5 лет назад +263

    Id like to think that instead of being excited to talk about having sex, he was actually excited to talk about washing his hands

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 5 лет назад +5

      @@Netherdrop Its called a joke.

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 5 лет назад +4

      @@Netherdrop You changed your comment. Please don't lie.

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 5 лет назад +4

      @@Netherdrop That spelling "mistake" changed the ENTIRE comment. And you know this. And now you're trying to make me look bad.
      You didn't understand the joke. Just accept it.

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 5 лет назад +4

      @@Netherdrop I'm not mad. And I haven't said anything rude.
      You're being defensive for no reason.
      I merely tried to point out that it was a joke, because you clearly didn't get it.
      THAT'S ALL.
      Don't make me out to be a bad person. I tried to be nice by pointing out it was a joke. Then you changed your comment to try and make me look bad.
      I don't appreciate it.
      So don't @ me. If you do, I won't be responding.
      Your defensiveness proves you're a child and you clearly don't intend on listening to anything I have to say.

    • @gamerboi-ag132
      @gamerboi-ag132 5 лет назад +13

      @@yeetpea5302 And now this thread makes less sense since one side of the argument was deleted.

  • @jacquelinetsui1346
    @jacquelinetsui1346 5 лет назад +179

    Woke up to hear my bf at the time flirt with another girl online. Pretended to be asleep to listen to their conversation and make sure I wasn't jumping to conclusions. I wasn't.

    • @jacquelinetsui1346
      @jacquelinetsui1346 5 лет назад +21

      @Michael Flores I did and am much happier now 😊

    • @hazel-vf7on
      @hazel-vf7on 5 лет назад +6

      Jacqueline Tsui Glad you did, hope your future will be amazing. 😊

    • @adminanimates4714
      @adminanimates4714 5 лет назад +1

      Oof

    • @adminanimates4714
      @adminanimates4714 5 лет назад +1

      Press F to pay respects

    • @Netherdrop
      @Netherdrop 5 лет назад

      Wow,what an idiot. I'm glad to read that you moved on tho. You definetly deserve someone better than this.

  • @DiboraBinebeb
    @DiboraBinebeb 5 лет назад +83

    The one where the guy said bless you was the real MVP.

  • @mishmash906
    @mishmash906 5 лет назад +378

    Something I heard......
    Mom on the phone: uh huh so, Jerry how much does the kid cost?
    Turns out she was drunk and ordering me an American girl doll
    I am 29

    • @BTSARMY-qv4ci
      @BTSARMY-qv4ci 5 лет назад +4

      Omgggg...😂😂😂😂

    • @TonyMontana-si5ek
      @TonyMontana-si5ek 5 лет назад +4

      BTSARMY 1 hai Army 😂💜

    • @BTSARMY-qv4ci
      @BTSARMY-qv4ci 5 лет назад +3

      @@TonyMontana-si5ek hiiiii.....are u going to see the movie...bring the soul ?

    • @TonyMontana-si5ek
      @TonyMontana-si5ek 5 лет назад +4

      BTSARMY 1 you bet I am 😂💜 wouldn’t miss it for the world 💜 are you? X

    • @BTSARMY-qv4ci
      @BTSARMY-qv4ci 5 лет назад +2

      @@TonyMontana-si5ek yeah same I am going day after tomorrow 😁😁😁😆😆😆😆😆 I'm so excited...

  • @minhozen2917
    @minhozen2917 5 лет назад +343

    It was in a dorm while I was in a summer camp, we were 6 guys in the same room. It was late at night, like around 11pm, and I just wanted to sleep but couldn't because they wouldn't stop talking. Two of them were actually sleeping tho, 3 of them were talking while I was just pretending to be asleep.
    G1 : Guy 1
    G2 : Guy 2
    G3 : Guy 3
    Me : Me
    GA1 : Guy asleep 1
    GA2 : Guy asleep 2
    I wasn't really listening to their conversation since I just wanted to sleep, but then G1 said something that catched my attention.
    G1 : Hey, I heard that Me is gay, recently..
    G2 : OH really? Who told you?
    G1 : GA1 told me he saw Me's texts and that he's gay!
    G3 : But he never texts in French? Does GA1 actually speaks Chinese?
    On a side note : I have Korean origins, and I live in France. Me and my brother always text in Korean so that there are no chances for others to "accidentally" discover about something I told my Bro. Turns out that the Asian dude GA1 was also Korean, and not Chinese (I thought he was Chinese because he never denied when people said that he was Chinese) and GA1 later told me that he saw my texts with my brother and that he discovered I was gay.
    G1 : I don't know, but GA1 is Asian! I think he's right..!
    G2 : Hey, I dare one of you to sleep in Me's bed tonight!
    G3 : You think I can't do it?
    G2 : Try it!
    G3 : Okay, he's asleep anyway.
    I heard him coming near my bed, and then I felt that the blanket was uncovering me. G3 was now lying down next to me, in my bed. This was a single bed, not a double bed, so he was pretty close.
    He wanted to play? I wanted to play too. I waited for like 5 seconds, hearing them laugh and saying that he was gonna sleep with a gay guy. And then, I took him in my arms. I back hugged him (Like I was the big spoon) and I felt him freak out. He didn't stand up tho. He just stayed there panicking. I heard him whispering "What do I do?" and I laughed. He went to his bed again still shocked while the 2 others were laughing their ass off in silence. He mumbled to G2 a "Go fuck yourself" and they all stopped talking and we fell asleep.
    The funniest night of the week, I'll always remember it. I remember every detail even a year and a half later.

  • @Krztin
    @Krztin 5 лет назад +254

    My father thought I was asleep and said "I never wanted to have a kid."
    Yeah... I felt loved

    • @ProGaming-wl8vw
      @ProGaming-wl8vw 5 лет назад +17

      That is so fucked to hear from a Parent !

    • @ABAO2009
      @ABAO2009 5 лет назад +18

      Next time whisper in his sleep: I never wanted to have a father. Or: I like mom better.

  • @chromosoze
    @chromosoze 5 лет назад +1419

    1% stuff about parents
    0.5% stuff about other stuff
    100% people f***ing
    wow thx for r/wooosh-ing people in the replies nobody has ever done that before on amy of my comments

  • @Justme-wy8hz
    @Justme-wy8hz 5 лет назад +185

    He sneezed I immediately responded bless you I was dying for 10 minutes 🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣👍👍

  • @mothsprojects
    @mothsprojects 5 лет назад +509

    We were on a trip and we're sleeping in our trailer, which meant me, my mom, and my dad were on the same bed. I wasnt exactly pretending to be asleep, but I was awake enough to hear and process what was going on.
    It was my mom accusing my dad of cheating, which I'm convinced he didn't, and my dad pleading with her that he hadn't and that isn't something he would do.
    took a huge emotional toll on me for a while, and the phrase "I swear to you" still makes me wince, because that's all my dad kept repeating

    • @kdramaanimelover4741
      @kdramaanimelover4741 5 лет назад +2

      Are they still together?

    • @victorsalinas9275
      @victorsalinas9275 5 лет назад +83

      Damn, that sucks. I'm sorry dude. Are they still together?

    • @mothsprojects
      @mothsprojects 5 лет назад +101

      @@victorsalinas9275 yeah they are, they resolved it and everything's ok now, but it still really bothers me, especially since I'll never know if he really did or not,,
      thank you though, the care means a lot 💞

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 лет назад +45

      @@mothsprojects
      Well, at least she didn't run into his knife ten times.

    • @mrblooper1994
      @mrblooper1994 5 лет назад +2

      @@jaschabull2365 they have a kid. She probably did more then ten times

  • @EEnde
    @EEnde 5 лет назад +496

    I was in an inpatient psych ward, along with other people who had tried to kill themselves, or had suicidal tendencies. I'm better now but during that time I wasn't well. I didn't sleep at night.
    There weren't really "doors" to the rooms. Just kind of high stall doors but didn't lock or latch, for good reason. (not to say the rooms weren't nice!)
    My second night there I still had sleeping problems so I often tossed and turned but ended up not sleeping. There were people patrolling the halls at night but I wasn't aware. I heard two voices and perked up.
    "Careful, this one moves at night."
    "Creepy."
    And some other things I choose not to remember. Literally right outside my door. At the time I wanted to politely tell them I'm still awake and to screw off but I thought better of it. I guess sleeping people with chronic depression and mental disorders were "things" not people to them. It made me second guess all the nice people I saw there and wondered if they saw me as crazy.

    • @fanbase4226
      @fanbase4226 5 лет назад +133

      Wtf. A lot of people move in their sleep? How is that creepy?

    • @Isabeltherat
      @Isabeltherat 5 лет назад +62

      i’m sorry they were so rude to you and the others wth

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад +40

      We all hope you're good now, sometimes the best have the hardest time

    • @nataliamontserrat4519
      @nataliamontserrat4519 5 лет назад +8

      Oh my god I went through the exact same experience in a psych ward but I had accidentally tried to kill my self and they put me there for a week and I miss New Year’s 2018 but wow man I’m glad to hear someone else went through this as well I hope ur doing well as am I but there are still triggers from that horrible time
      Edit: It was my first and last time trying a drug and i overdosed unintentionally and i almost died, learned the hard way

    • @josyley4210
      @josyley4210 5 лет назад +5

      I too was in a mental crisis unit (for kids) after i had my first suicide attempt. For the most part everyone was nice but similar experience happened to me too. I was in my room with my roomate (we both had horrible sleeping problems) and we overheard them shit talking about how one of the kids had done cocaine with her 20 year old girl friend.

  • @PajamaPantsClan
    @PajamaPantsClan 5 лет назад +1366

    Wait what kind of church camp would let boys and girls sleep in the same room...?

    • @dandeliontea7
      @dandeliontea7 5 лет назад +277

      Was wondering the same, that's like a massive red flag

    •  5 лет назад +342

      One of those progressive churches... kinda like "cool mom" parties where they let the kids get hammered in a safe environment.

    • @tnnamy
      @tnnamy 5 лет назад +116

      Well after it became common knowledge that everyone has had a gay experience at summer camp...

    • @JzenCipher
      @JzenCipher 5 лет назад +7

      @Lana Joy uhm... No 😂

    • @NoStressVanLife
      @NoStressVanLife 5 лет назад +115

      @@JzenCipher umm, yes. You dont have to tell anyome avout one of the things, the other will announce itself in 9 months...

  • @Sianne-sj2mx
    @Sianne-sj2mx 5 лет назад +113

    My mum on the phone saying oh I left the money down stairs...
    ... I was waiting for the tooth fairy that night

  • @moonluna464
    @moonluna464 5 лет назад +568

    Not his father's brother, but *his mother's brother*
    -Excuse me what now? 🤮🤢

  • @evillttlimp
    @evillttlimp 5 лет назад +942

    I remember when I was six sevenths

  • @actuallynotgod6008
    @actuallynotgod6008 5 лет назад +439

    I don't understand how people can have sex with other people in the room when its not an open relationship. That's such a private thing...
    Idk, people like that have no respect for themselves or their friends tbh.

    • @Fx_Explains
      @Fx_Explains 5 лет назад +38

      People in open relationship has no respect for themselves

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn 5 лет назад +15

      Judgy much? People are allowed to be selfish, sometimes. Sometimes the party just doesn't have a good room, so they make do.
      Sex can be may things. Soft and intimate, dirty and carnal, sloppy, rehearsed, simple, elaborate. It just depends on what the people involved want to make of it.
      Keeping a fresh relationship that might not even go anywhere under wraps? Sure. People can have secrets.
      I've no respect for cheaters though. Why anyone puts up with that is beyond me.

    • @actuallynotgod6008
      @actuallynotgod6008 5 лет назад +35

      @@Saiavinn It's just rude and inconsiderate. At the very least, go into a bathroom or something if you really can't control yourselves and wait. Do it somewhere where there aren't people in the same room with you. I don't know how those people can even still do it with other people in the room, its such a mood killer tbh. Then again, I'm just an overworrier so idk. Just have some decency, is what I'm trying to say. Especially when its one of your friends that's in the room with you.

    • @wouterthemanify
      @wouterthemanify 5 лет назад

      Sometimes you might not see the person again (soon) so why not if the other person is asleep

    • @defondel4410
      @defondel4410 5 лет назад

      Well the person asleep gave respect for them (when I say them I meant one of them) by saying bless you xd

  • @panzershrek3673
    @panzershrek3673 5 лет назад +143

    One thing for the last one
    SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @ManicallyMetal
    @ManicallyMetal 5 лет назад +468

    I was at a sleepover and pretended to be asleep and heard my friend say to another to pull my boxers off and that’s how we found out he was gay.
    Good times

    • @goriantheboi8044
      @goriantheboi8044 5 лет назад +19

      Why did they want to do that tho? Lmao

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 5 лет назад +24

      @@goriantheboi8044 because he was gay.

    • @goriantheboi8044
      @goriantheboi8044 5 лет назад +78

      @@beanus9471 im get it but im gay and i dont just pull peoples pants down thats just weird

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 5 лет назад +14

      @@goriantheboi8044 Not every gay person has the same personality as you think.

    • @goriantheboi8044
      @goriantheboi8044 5 лет назад +50

      @@beanus9471 yea i know but doing that while someone is asleep is still wrong

  • @squangelnutz762
    @squangelnutz762 5 лет назад +268

    I think a good subreddit would be: what thing did u try to go cheap on, that ended up costing you way more than it should have

    • @yaboiuhhchrith3714
      @yaboiuhhchrith3714 5 лет назад +1

      Squangel Nutz rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @squangelnutz762
      @squangelnutz762 5 лет назад +19

      Tide Pods ate too many I see

    • @xEpTICSHOTZz
      @xEpTICSHOTZz 5 лет назад +9

      Tryna save money on computer parts. Ended up costing me to buy a whole entire computer pretty much

    • @ayysee_
      @ayysee_ 5 лет назад +9

      Do U know what a subreddit is?

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад

      Gosh that would be sooo much...

  • @chilly3528
    @chilly3528 5 лет назад +510

    When you were on your DS in bed and your parents walk in to check on you and you quickly put the ds under your pillow. Anyone else?

    • @colekilmartin12
      @colekilmartin12 5 лет назад +31

      Or other devices, yes.

    • @Kaleii08
      @Kaleii08 5 лет назад +1

      Yep

    • @nikkoh15
      @nikkoh15 5 лет назад +6

      I got caught twice when i was younger..
      rip DS

    • @chilly3528
      @chilly3528 5 лет назад

      @@nikkoh15 Feels bad man XD

    • @chilly3528
      @chilly3528 5 лет назад +3

      @@tzime What happened to it?

  • @joannamorgan6072
    @joannamorgan6072 5 лет назад +54

    Me: *FAKE* *SLEEPING*
    Mom: *TAPS* *ME* are you awake?
    Me:..............
    Mom & big sis: puberty talk
    I was 7....

    • @imane8537
      @imane8537 4 года назад +7

      Damn that sucks

    • @somedumbspammer4408
      @somedumbspammer4408 4 года назад +8

      When I was very little, in year 5 (what I'm guessing is 4th Grade) they told us about puberty, what happens during it and the reproductive organs (basically 'the talk,' but in school); and made us fill out comprehension sheets about it. We were told EXPLICITLY: "Pick up and throw all your sheets away in the recycling bin, because the year 2's (what I'm guessing is 1st grade) will be using this studio after us. However, in a hurry to leave, we accidentally spilled the sheets on the ground. No one noticed, so when the next class came in and began to read the sheets... well we had some explaining to do to the teachers.

  • @K-o-R
    @K-o-R 5 лет назад +89

    "Sometimes you gotta do messed-up shit to stay not on fire." Words to live by.

    • @dkevans
      @dkevans 5 лет назад

      I nearly fell off the seat laughing so hard at that one. :D

  • @マンゴー-c9b
    @マンゴー-c9b 5 лет назад +90

    I heard my parents talking to their friends and overheard the following about my father:
    "He's really confident and passionate when we're actually having sex, but whenever we watch porn together he's always really giddy and shy"

  • @TrelliessRose
    @TrelliessRose 5 лет назад +140

    People who have sex in the same room as someone who's clearly trying to be alone (e.g. sleeping, wearing headphones and facing the other way) are just tacky.

  • @catbee4642
    @catbee4642 5 лет назад +109

    the weirdest fake sleep experience i've had was when me, my mom, n my brothers all lived in an apartment a while back.
    i was still young then so i shared the bed with my mom.
    complained about being tired one night while everyone was partying, so went upstairs and fell asleep.
    woke up a few hours later to *my mom and her boyfriend s c r ew in g* right next to me
    i was 9 and mortified and i fake slept like my life depended on it

    • @cloverdove
      @cloverdove 5 лет назад +14

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
      That's messed up!

    • @catbee4642
      @catbee4642 5 лет назад +27

      Clonos
      it sucked more cause I'm pretty sure that was the same guy who threatened to eat my pet fish

    • @cloverdove
      @cloverdove 5 лет назад +16

      @@catbee4642 okay what the fuck

    • @Isa-yp2rr
      @Isa-yp2rr 5 лет назад +8

      Is it too late to call CPS

    • @cloverdove
      @cloverdove 5 лет назад +3

      @@Isa-yp2rr no it's not too late

  • @arimarino2
    @arimarino2 5 лет назад +321

    4:43 I remember a friend told me he saw santa on the roof of his building and then flying down near his window (we were about 5-7)
    I told him that it was probably some old guy who killed himself.
    He cried for like an hour lol.

  • @CazTails
    @CazTails 5 лет назад +163

    "like a brain damaged peacock"
    I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

  • @TheeNero
    @TheeNero 5 лет назад +69

    Heard my parents say:
    "Should we tell him that the dog died?"
    My heart got Thanos'd that day

    • @squ11b14
      @squ11b14 5 лет назад +2

      Sorry to hear that :(

    • @Jarandjar
      @Jarandjar 5 лет назад

      I'm sorry little one

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jarandjar
      F for Coconut....he was old but gold...saddest part is....we adopted him in his last days

  • @jennag2525
    @jennag2525 5 лет назад +140

    0:58 made me so happy Oml, I’m currently in a pool of my own tears, I wish I had a mom like that.

    • @imane8537
      @imane8537 4 года назад +1

      @Lil Firbit you're very lucky

    • @irohworshipper
      @irohworshipper 4 года назад

      I love my mom and she says she loves me but it’s very clear once you meet her she cares about herself more than her only daughter. She always plans vacations without me causing me to stay at my grandmas or dads, she never taught me how to do anything so I can’t do my laundry or cook and our house is really old so she’s the only person I know that can use them but anyway I’m pretty sure she loves our dog more than me

    • @mateogordillo3328
      @mateogordillo3328 4 года назад +1

      @@irohworshipper my only response at the botomm
      Oh shiiiiii-

    • @mateogordillo3328
      @mateogordillo3328 4 года назад +1

      @@irohworshipper also sorry bout that 😔

    • @irohworshipper
      @irohworshipper 4 года назад

      Mateo gordillo It’s fine, My dad cares about me a lot so he kinda makes up for it

  • @TheBoxingNinja
    @TheBoxingNinja 5 лет назад +693

    So that last one, they went upstairs together.
    That automatically means they had sex?

  • @wolfthehiddenpup3790
    @wolfthehiddenpup3790 5 лет назад +209

    I had just woken up from a sleepover at my girlfriends. I was on the couch next to the loveseat that they would pull up to play Xbox. I heard her talking to one of her online friends while playing a game. I didn't want to sit there and be a third wheel so I kept my eyes closed and I heard her say "oh my girlfriends over. She's asleep right now. She looks adorable when she sleeps."
    A bit later she went to the kitchen so I silently got up and blocked her off in the doorway and said "so I'm cute when I'm sleeping?"
    She was so flustered.

    • @alissawilliams3435
      @alissawilliams3435 5 лет назад +7

      Wolf The Hidden Pup that’s so adorable

    • @xZxr0
      @xZxr0 5 лет назад +8

      Wholesome.

    • @hoshizoraaki8302
      @hoshizoraaki8302 5 лет назад +43

      @CoopGaming was nice until I saw your comment.

    • @Netherdrop
      @Netherdrop 5 лет назад +18

      @@cooperkoliba And why is there a problem with her being lesbian?

    • @Netherdrop
      @Netherdrop 5 лет назад +8

      That's so adorable omg

  • @edgarderekd.g7082
    @edgarderekd.g7082 5 лет назад +248

    Parent: He has a nice build
    Kid: *trying so hard not to smile*
    Lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pinkheartgel3830
    @pinkheartgel3830 5 лет назад +74

    I was pretending to sleep at a sleepover
    All I heard was: *PAT PAT PAT* then eerrreeaaaahhh

  • @garnknopf155
    @garnknopf155 5 лет назад +168

    my room is directly next to the room of my parents. the wall is thin. thats all what i have to say

    • @euphoricloona3006
      @euphoricloona3006 5 лет назад +21

      I deal with that too.. just put your earbuds in and blast your favorite music.

    • @benp9793
      @benp9793 5 лет назад +43

      when will parents understand that exposing your child to that sort of thing has permanent irreversible consequences

    • @bigsoap186
      @bigsoap186 5 лет назад +3

      Garnknopf that sucks

    • @garnknopf155
      @garnknopf155 5 лет назад +9

      @@benp9793 hey i am completely normal. nudity has never been a real problem in our family. i think its how you treat sexuality in a family. we even were on a fkk camping site when i was younger.

    • @garnknopf155
      @garnknopf155 5 лет назад +3

      @@euphoricloona3006 and what if its in the middle of the night?
      its no problem for me that my parents have sex. its normal.

  • @maeve1769
    @maeve1769 5 лет назад +82

    used to have a real hard time falling asleep at night, and knew it stressed my mom out. so i couldnt sleep, and when my mom came up to check on me, i just pretended like i was. she feels my heart, kisses me on the cheek, and whispers "finally". cutest shit ever.

  • @TheTruthPenguin
    @TheTruthPenguin 5 лет назад +59

    The driver pretending to sleep is too funny 😂

    • @marekblaisx
      @marekblaisx 5 лет назад +5

      TheTruthPenguin im still laughing 10 minutes later

    • @nikigrrowl9898
      @nikigrrowl9898 5 лет назад +4

      omg right, i don't see any comments about it but that one made me straight up start laughing

    • @cosmotect
      @cosmotect 5 лет назад +2

      I lost it on that one))

  • @akutagawalover7707
    @akutagawalover7707 5 лет назад +136

    When I was pretending to be asleep
    I overheard I was a mistake but like ig its alright

    • @drabberfrog
      @drabberfrog 5 лет назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @billybobscat6233
      @billybobscat6233 5 лет назад +4

      You me and most all of this generation. Lol

    • @bbe2481
      @bbe2481 5 лет назад +10

      I wish I was a mistake. My parents have three mistakes together- they only had kids tryi ng for a girl -and stopped after me (well.. my mom did..)

    • @keith2253
      @keith2253 5 лет назад +5

      I've been derectly told that soooo many times

    • @bbe2481
      @bbe2481 5 лет назад +5

      @@keith2253 that's rough