What Is The Smallest Amount Of Power That Went To Someone's Head? (AskReddit)
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Could you imagine caring that much about a part time job at Dairy Queen?
I mean you just have to imagine that you are a narcissist and stupid.
With that in mind and the power of stupidity being infinite anything is possible.
She could've gotten better positions if only she learned other skills and took on more responsibilities
She obviously attention seeking individual and the moment she get hold of that praise she want to keep it as long as she can. Similar to some people who peaked during high school and still believe acting like a high schooler in their 40s is okay
I think the stories bullshit. 'Slipped on her own blood' and 'assault charges'. Yea, fuck off lol..
That one ... Was really bad
"look at him, sitting in a chair, he's so lazy. I won't be back" said nobody ever.
wow, look at him sitting in a wheelchair, so reckless
Yet bosses always find a reason for us to get off our asses.
Imagine being so poor talented that all your ego hangs on your Dairy Queen job
There’s literally no way that actually happened
@@joehoogestraat2936
Yeah the freak out sounds like total bullshit
Even if it's not real it's still funny.
It's sad when you peak in high school.
@@joehoogestraat2936 Would love to see the proof lmao.
Look it up bud.
I know a guy that went wild with power! He started killing kids, choked his wife, and even tried to kill me! And he had the nerve to say he had brought peace to _his_ new Empire!
It all went his head just because some dictator told him he would "henceforth be known a Darth... Vader."
Lmao!!!!
I am finding my andy bernard comment. I dont think I posted it
I read the comment before the name and was thinking at first "what the fuck" got to about "I know a guy that went wild with power! He started killing kids, choked his wife, and even tried to kill me! And he had the nerve to say he had brought peace to his new Empire!' then thought, "wait a second"
Insane!!
Did he like sand?
When you successfully hold the light switch between on and off
Agreed.
I CONTROL THE LIGHTS, KAREN!! THEY CALL ME, “THE SWITCHMAN!!”
No no no. This is about SMALL amounts of power
That’s not small
That’s legendary
Lol sparks fly out of the outlet when you do that and catch your house on fire
These are always worth playing if only to hear “cow-orker” said with such sophistication.
Emmy 214 😂💀
And facabook.
also fasabook and tl doctor
Lets not forget “Mack-youp” for makeup
It’s like hearing a toddler trying to say big boy words sometimes Lol.
D O U B L E Q U O T E
A classmate of mine in a culinary arts class talked down to EVERYONE about his "immense knowledge and experience in the kitchen." He, on numerous occasions, talked down to the instructor who had 30+ years of experience in the business. His reasoning for his pompousness? He had been a sandwich artist at Subway since that summer.
Everyone else is just "obviously" oblivious to the art of Subway sandwich Making.
I burst out laughing when I read the last sentence. Yes he is now a world class chef due to his experience as a Subway "sandwich artist". I've always thought places like Subway who give their low wage employees such grandiose titles in an attempt to glorify the position are out to lunch, but I never thought an employee with that title would let it go to his head in such an extreme manner.
When you're in creative mode with infinity TNT, and you fly over a Village
He said small
More like your friend gives you 5 TNT and you think you blew up your friends house but you turn around and you see your friends house and realized you blew up your own house
@@Kiwiqwp stfu
You just hear air raid sirens as you fly over
Hey Snivy
Customers who thinks we take the "The Customer is Always Right" policy literally, in retail. So they think they're entitled to anything their warped minds can conceive, and we would give no resistance.
I'd cite an example, but there was so many during my several stints in retail CSR, that I've forgotten most of them due to being common. Although one bit that sticks out was this guy with an abysmal credit score, demanded we sell him an iPhone installment plan with no downpayment (this was usually reserved to people with a very high credit score, and I wasn't sure this applied to high-end phones at all.), and got antsy over it for a good 10-20 minutes.
Eric Yoder so well put. Those types of people annoy the hell out of me, it seems like they think they have the right to speak to you however they like, and that we dont deserve to be shown any respect or common decency.. like get off your high horse susan, youre buying 30 dollar earrings from me im not kissing your feet for that
Those are called "Karen's"
Don't get me started on that shit. Nothing more obnoxious than a customer on a power trip.
I mean, if they don't buy anything then they're not a customer, right? ;D
"The customer is always right but I determine when you cease to be a customer"
Lol the dairy queen girl is hilarious! She brings her lawn chair legally close enough amd shouts obcenities, lol
The DQ one wasn’t necessarily small power going to her head. She can make fast ice cream. Can you imagine what would happen if that power got into the hands of, say, the president? There would be mass chaos around the world and singlehandedly start the apocalypse.
This comment has opened my eyes.
Still, it went to the wrong hands. Such great power was too much for her she failed to use its full potential
I'm just glad she's obsessing over some part-time job, and not the Nuclear Codes.
If she can make ice cream so fast, imagine what she would do with yellow cake.
Imagine how fast she could put together a sniper rifle 😨
Now you’re thinking!
My step sister was allowed to set the table. She was pised at me so she only gave me a butter knife and everybody else proper utensils.
We were having sandwiches and soup. She achieve nothing
how did you eat the soup?
Kyle
It was probably tomato or mushroom so I just picked up the bowl and drank it
You could always go to the silverware drawer and get yourself a spoon. I mean, it's not like you're trapped at the dinner table.
C Brown I know that but she was trying to make me angry so it super satisfying to drink my soup while making direct eye contact
@@zoesherwin Ma man!
These stories are always so bizarre to me. I'm the opposite of these people. The idea of having some sort of power over my co-workers terrifies me.
Same here. But maybe it's because I have a very low self esteem
I told Palpatine he had been elected senator and next thing you knew it was
"I am the Senate".
Then he kills your apprentice, blows up a planet, and tries to kill your son. What a jerk.
My sister when she found the rule that you can’t hit a girl.
How dickish was she ?
Iwo DEU the standard hitting me and using that phrase as a shield, bullying me at home, just the all around standard sister.
The issue was me, When she did this (she stopped a few years ago) I was currently the tallest kid in the school, looking down on others all the time, I also found out I had a disability which made have to take private classes to catch-up with the others and lastly I was the gentle shy giant who was a bit stronger than normal but underneath this gentle giant was a beast called My Anger, this beast got me into trouble because I couldn’t control it at times.
My sister thought it was fun to push the buttons of a kid whose anger got him banned from a street for a few years (to be honest it was the bully’s fault).
She sooner learned it was better to deal with an angery brother than a pissed off brother.
Some girl back in highschool was being a bitch to me for no reason so I told her sister and her sister slaps the crap out of her. She then walked back to me and said hopefully the stupid got out of her this time lol.
I don't hit girls, but I do when they stop acting like one
Definitely the worst thing to teach young girls. In the real world nobody is going to follow that middle age rule. And she'll grow up expecting normal men to act like prince charming the gentlemanly white knight which no one would ever be. When she talks shit or just gets unlucky with a crazy stronger man there's no rule of gentlemanness to make the reality of life less painful. And it helps nothing but to make women think they are this special fragile thing with special needs that everybody should be nice to, which will not happen most of the time, It's a retarded idea that doesn't help anybody, don't make neither women's nor men's lives better, just an overall stupid idea which, indirectly incentives young boys to fight and hurt each other more in comparison, since there's no punishment for hitting a boy, it's actually praised upon, which then leads to making these certain boys more violent, violent boys who grow to be violent men living in a world with sheltered fragile women, wow what a match, who've thought that this would work, huh? And so all it takes is an opportunity and there will go with this rule of gentlemanness. I think most of societys problems could been made a bit better if teachers and parents weren't so goddamned retarded at raising young kids. So yeah, clown world, baby, we do live in a. But goddamn does this idea suck so bad, oh well
"I'm afraid you've gone mad with power"
"Well have you ever met a guy without power, he's boring, nobody listens to him"
Simpsons movie
Nobody:
Reddit text to voice: “COW walkers”
Rockwood .escapeplan its more like cow oalkers
cow orcers
Cow oarkus
Rockwood .escapeplan I will drop kick a baby
Leonidas Anthony okay
Glowstick guy wasn't on a power trip he just took his job way too seriously
Or was really bored
Or on amphetamines to get him through the night.
I used to do weird stuff like this just to mess with people. Funny thing is, I didn't work parking, but nobody ever questioned it. The best was pretending to be concert security by wearing sunglasses, an orange vest and putting a clear plastic cup over a flashlight. It was a big week-long event and people came with tents and RVs. Day one, me and my buddy would stand at the road leading to the event and flag them down with the fake wands and search their rvs for drugs and recording equipment. Thing is, we never told them we were concert security, they just saw two guys flag them down and assumed. Then we'd be like, "So anyway, why'd you let two random guys go through your stuff?" "Be more careful next time." and wait for it to dawn on them that we were just guys with cups taped to a flashlight twirling and pointing. Nobody got mad, because they were all so panicked that they were in trouble it came as a relief. I love that we got a guy with a mandolin to follow us at one point and play dueling banjos while we did this stuff like this. This in turn caused one guy we stopped with a pocket amp and guitar to join in. Eventually we had our own marching theme music going around messing with people, getting into VIP areas, sleeping in stranger's tents right next to them and them being weirdly cool about it, inciting water balloon fights, etc. We had tons of people following us by the end. I have no idea how, but it became some kind of event of its own at some point. Pretty sure I would've been on a power trip if I wasn't so busy being confused by how we'd started a temporary cult that just did any random thing we felt like having them do. But after the week ended, everybody just packed up and headed home. This was pre social media blowing up and smart phones. I didn't even have a cell phone, and we were all from different part of the country, so I never heard from any of them again. I miss you mandolin guy. You and your very limited range of songs were the heart of the band that you helped us accidentally create.
Absolutely Beautiful. He's still thinking about you. Try and see if you can find him by re visiting the local area/event. I hope you reconnect one day.
@@Gotz_the_iron_hand maybe he did it so professional to troll the two guys in the car. I'm kind of like that too if I'm extremely bored lol
When the teacher uses your work as a good example
When the teacher picks you for a task to do while the other students to have to sit
When the teacher asks you to do the math question in front of class
@@truexorcerer oof dont give me nightmares lol
Legit had my AP Music Theory teacher say that my final exam would be the exam key. 😂😂
@@bikechainimmortalis6923 nice lol that must have felt good
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself
Can you teach me this power
The Dinosaur , I played Lego Star Wars a few days ago
Have you ever seen Rick and Morty?
Interesting story. Amazing how the Sith became so corrupted, from saving people's lives to becoming Space Nazis.
@X Live now that's forced
I was the guy with the glow sticks. I used to watch a tv show about the Russian Air Force prepares fighter jets before take off. Often times I would just pretend I was letting people into a military base.
Respect.
Ok
Wholesome.
7:35 I honestly think he was more of an absolute trooper than acting like a powerhouse. Madlad just really seems to love his job
One of my Japanese friends was visiting once and my family took him to a sushi restaurant. While we were there he was talking in both Japanese and English in an American accent during the meal one of the employees walked up to him and told him it was offensive for him to be speaking Japanese when he was "clearly American" and they insisted on an apology. The employee wasn't even Japanese they were the whitest American teenager you could find.
Speaking another language is offensive now? Goodness these snowflakes look for problems when there are already plenty of others.
Gen Z moment
I hate my generation
@@Armhead1 this happened 5 years ago generation has nothing to do with it
My husband finally bought me a diamond wedding band after like 10 years. By noon, I was sipping wine out of an actual wine glass and ordering everyone around in a British accent. My kids wanted to know what was wrong with me.
“I brought you into this world, I can take you out!”
My parents always used that phrase, and I always hated it.
Like, you DO realize your threatening to kill me right?
“That’s not what that means!”
Uh huh, sure.
I cringed whenever i heard that lol
I was told this lmfao
8:30 - this man isn't on a power trip, he's just bored out of his mind 😂
As an older sibling, I've been getting this position to my head over the last ten years. I stopped, of course, but sometimes I find myself using this small bit of authority just so my sisters could quiet down at night
One of my friends was the host of a discord server, he acted like he was the head of a huge verified server, acting as if he doesn’t even know us because some people we didn’t know joined. He would temporarily kick/mute us if we called him out on his power trip. Needless to say we ditched that server and made a new one fairly quickly
To the other old people:
The person who got to be in charge of the overhead projector in school.
Big O that doesnt make sense, there was overhead projectors when i was in school and im 20 lol
Dumbass
really dude really dude
really dude , rocking it almost as hard as your rocking the downs
Bradley Dee- 20 year old Boomer detected
V4 Enthusiast, no u
When an 8 year old finds 20 bucks on the ground.
Edit: When a 21 year old finds 20 bucks on the ground.
Edit:
I keep getting spammed with likes and I hit on it thinking I’d have like 5 likes and I got here with 479 and now I feel famous. Now I feel like I have an immense amount of empty power lmao 😆
OWO
UwU change 8 year old to 21 year old me
Sarah Jackson haha okay
Jackie bukhart?
@@joelangrehr6184 chicken pinciotti
To the people who work at Dairy Queen, y’all’s flame throwers are f***ing amazing
Y'all have never had a decent burger.
When Dwight was in charge of the health insurance plan
When you went against the whole class about your answer being correct and you were right.
Tbh that's a daily occurancd in my school
And they hate you for it
And they hate you for it
Blizzard Girl makes me want to bring back medieval racks
Museum Bastards->Stocks
Head Cashier->That thing with the four horses
Buc-ee’s Girl->Bitch Slap
Blowhard->machine used to attract Radical Larry
Gate Guard->De-aged, left at Subway Jared’s house
When I was 8 y/o my teacher gave me the "responsibility" to make sure no one was doing anything stupid while he went for a coffee. I went full Hitler mode like I was a teacher in 1850 punishing disobeying students.
OG V Beats lmao "full hitler mode"
I went to a pool hall one time. My friend ordered a beer. A guy behind the counter looked like a neckbeard. He told everyone that he had to check ID and that he'd have to check everyone, everytime they ordered a beer. "No ID, no beer." He had this disdain in the way he said it. The weird thing is that he could see the whole room from where he was. He could easily see who had beers.
I can’t stand people like this. Anytime I encounter a power tripper i go out of my way to give them an ego check and humble them.
when you're the one who did the powerpoint slides so you can put things as you wish and your name on the top (non alphabetical order)
#EXO #NCT #WAYV Come Back, the superior song He said small 🤯
#EXO #NCT #WAYV Come Back, the superior song as the guy who usually does most of the grunt work in group projects i feel that
3:27 the _soft serve community_ 😂
Blizzard Girl is so cringy. Reminds me of my old job.
Worked one school year including a summer break as an intern at a large grades K-12 community/activity center where some other intern dude named Jason got to be in charge of one of the head owner's master sets of keys. He was the owner's nephew, but he kissed his butt to embarrassing levels and attempted to chase off anyone serious and competent in the job because he hated competition. He tried the same thing on me and a few other people, but to his fury, it didn't work. He would walk around with those sets of keys, twirling the key sash grandly around his finger like a complete tool. This guy wasn't smart, at all. He had no charisma, basic life skills, an ounce of empathy for others, or likability. Above all, he hated children in a job catered to helping kids have fun, have a safe haven after school, and have a place to study and do their homework assignments. He did nothing but sit in the office on his phone. He couldn't do basic math and had horrible reading and writing skills, which were paramount to the job and for helping to mentor school-aged children. He couldn't train, couldn't keep stock, lied about our inventory count, couldn't organize, refused to clean up after himself, and refused to follow the intern chore chart as we all alternated between cleaning the bathrooms, sweeping, mopping, cleaning the pool and locker rooms, etc. He literally clicked his tongue and scoffed at the chores chart, but he'd lie and say he did his chores by marking them off on the chart. Sometimes, he'd utilize someone else's complete cleaning job and say he did it. Oh, and he always ate other people's labeled food in the fridge. If you tried to lock up your food, he'd get angry and go on about how "we are all family here" or that "love lives here." Blah, blah. If you ordered food in, he'd outright semi-order you, or try and guilt you into getting him a cheap item that he wanted from the menu, and if you failed to comply, would berate you for being greedy and not a team player and that would not look good for future job prospects. And you had better hope if you paid by credit card and not cash that you got to the door to get your delivery first because if you didn't, he'd say that he was you/that he was sent to get the food, and help himself to your order. Even if you didn't see him take a large spoonful of your kung pao noodles and dumplings or 2-3 slices of pizza, you knew he did, and we had video footage to prove it. When confronted (sometimes with violence), he'd make it out to be a joke and turn into a very bad comedy sketch act as if he were so lovable and should get away with it, or make movie references to...distract us? If the order was something he didn't like, he'd berate you for having such poor taste and ordering something nasty as if your own order inconvenienced him.
When he wasn't in the office epically botching and failing at an Excel spreadsheet or community flier his uncle needed him to finish, he was in the computer lab on obviously NSFW sites, even knowing full well that each computer's live activity and history was monitored because we had children using them. That, or hogging the arcade/video games, keeping basketballs and other sports gear from kids because it gave him a power trip, or he was in the kitchen stuffing his face with large portions of recorded food donations specifically meant for the community. We had a large community garden in the field section of the property, and he never once helped, always talking about how a garden was a waste of time and "gay". However, come harvest time, he would fill his car's trunk to the brim with choice produce, taking nearly all the sweet corn, berries, potatoes, green beans, rosemary, cucumber, and watermelon for himself, and looking genuinely confused when people yelled at him for it as this garden was still ultimately an enrichment activity for the kids. He flashed his keys like a badge as if that did anything. He said it was his uncle's garden and was by proxy, his garden, and that they were lucky he was letting them take the family veggies. His uncle yelled at him for that, but let him off with a warning.
Jason even took one of the pretty, and plush lounge chairs from the lobby, and brought it into his uncle's office like a throne, bragging about how he was going to be next in line to the so-called community center dynasty, and how he was going to change things and whip us all into shape. As if we'd stick around for one second if he became the one in charge. Of course, those keys were never far from him. He even bought a special belt loop clip to keep them fastened to his side, but he favored keeping them around his neck like a medal when most people would just keep them in their pocket. He even asked if we had any metal polish around so he could shine them. When one of the employees said it wasn't a good idea, Jason literally snapped and talked over him, telling him he was just jealous like he was some petulant preschooler, loud enough for everyone to hear. It's like in his mind, as long as he had those stupid keys, he was uncontested god. He wasn't even the community center owner's son who was the most humble person there.
One day, payback came in all its glory while he was twirling those keys as usual. He was outside and looming over some other guy for a long, drawn-out time telling him the "correct" way to dump some perfectly bagged trash in the dumpster. Then he accidentally and perfectly, 10/10 flung the keys right from his finger and down a nearby sewer/storm drain. Like, they were rocketed in. He was far too big to fit inside, (he was a big boi) and no matter how much he barked or tried to intimidate others to go in and get his precious keys, not one person budged. Not even that one tall, extra lanky guy who was famous for being able to fit, squeeze into, and climb into hard to reach spots and openings. You could almost see his power draining while those keys sat there longer in the darkness below. After about 30 minutes of fruitless persuading, he just went, sat under a tree, and whimpered about how we all hated him, and how much we wanted him to get in trouble. Basically trying to guilt and shame us, per his usual tactic when he didn't get his way. He was right about people not liking him at least. The worst thing about the master keys being down there was that ring of master keys opened not only the money safe, but they also opened the safe for the spare keys, opened the alarm hatch, opened the central heating and air conditioning device, and opened the garden and storage sheds, opened the pool closet, opened every door and the front door. His uncle had other keys on him which were identical to what Jason had, but he wasn't even in the county at the time, so Jason was screwed. He called his uncle (who was always running around in and out of the city to meet officials and possible benefactors), and I guess his uncle got livid and spooked Jason, because the next thing I know, I'm getting informed that Jason got himself wedged in the storm drain. He was obviously trying desperately to get the keys, a broom lying right beside him, so I took it that he at least tried to poke around in there with the broom before trying to squeeze in. He was stuck tight, and because he never wore a belt or tucked his shirt in like he was supposed to per uniform standard, (or wore underwear) his shirt had shifted upwards in his awkward position and his pants were stuck hanging way past his butt crack, 2/3 mooning everyone, even the children coming in through the back way for their after school activities. The front doors were always locked during school hours, only unlocked during bus-unloading hour. You had to ring to have someone unlock the door and let you in, and because no keys, only one door in the building was opened, and it was a side door propped open with a chair. most of the rooms were locked, including the kitchen, so no snack, game rooms, or open classrooms for the kids who were getting rowdy in the multipurpose room.
So in the end, the kids were all sent home as most of them lived in the neighborhood just down the hill, and the city eventually came to retrieve the keys that were deeper in there than anticipated. Oh, and they also got Jason, who had attracted quite a crowd from the nearby neighborhood and there was a local news van. Someone tried to put a courtesy trash bag over his butt, but it blew away.
After Jason got out of the sewer, he tried to make himself out to be a hero who risked his life to get the keys, when no one else had the courage, and that he almost died, (because he couldn't breathe, and had asthma), but that god blessed him to live through his tribulation. I didn't even hear him express gratitude to the people who had to destroy a storm drain sewer to get him out. That made me wish that I thrashed his rear with the blue broom beside him when I had the chance, but assault charges weren't worth it. Though I will have to thank Jason for one thing... throughout a good portion of the event, I was crying laughing so hard that I almost needed an ambulance. 🚑
The neighbors roasting Jason didn't help make it less funny either.
PS,. I left the center soon after. I had to get ready to leave town, get my stuff together, and begin life as a grownup,
but I heard Jason got sacked for punching one little boy right in the
nose, blood all over the wall, and trophy case because the little boy
basically called him fat. I didn't get the full details, but I really hope the little boy's parents or guardians ripped Jason a new one.
This needs a tldr
@@londontrada tl;dr
Entitled big boi gets stuck in the storm drain, along with his work keys.
Take my like for making me laugh.
Darn that's just kind of sad, not for him, but more of a "wow they thought they were all that." karma's a Bitch though.
Golden.
When you’re the king of the four square court for at least 5 rounds
Or you’re powerful enough to play two-square on a volleyball court
Yeet Ski Deet I dunno that sounds some real power! XD
When the party was decided to be held in my friends home for the first time he acted like a king and made us ask for permission to cook the food we bought and made us share the liquor and food with him, and tried to boss us around. Everyone went home after half an hour lol.
when you're simon in simon says
you're*
When your Simon says what?
@@al_exists You are putting a capital letter AFTER the start of a sentence! Do you even grammar?
@@jaymurray4160 it was autocorrect. at the time, my phone was set to capitalize words like that, but i changed the setting.
@@al_exists So you knew this but didn't correct your mistake? Also why the * they spelt it correctly with correct grammer.
The blizzard girl is kinda sad, like the only reason why she's like that is because it's probably the only accomplishment she ever had.
samonte banks yeah, like we give a shit. no excuse to treat people like that.
@@chromberries7329 r/whoooosh
Dr. Kitty how is it a woosh? yall abuse it. you don't use use it correctly, you just throw it around everywhere.
@@chromberries7329 The joke is that he was making fun of the girl, as the only accomplishment in her life. That was a perfect whoooosh I would say. You took a joke seriously when it was a JOKE. That is what a whoooosh is. Also, "you don't use use it correctly..." is my new quote of the day.
@@saysikerightnow3914 pretty sure it wasn't a joke but ok
go off I guess
Being able to stand and lay my back down completely flat on another surface. You feel like you’re the best person ever but then you stand up straight again and your spine is broken.
I was a dishwasher at restaurant. The other dishwasher was promoted to "salad chef". He started saying really belittling things about my looks. Then he started telling me I needed to come in an hour earlier than I was scheduled. The chef told me it was because when I wasn't there and there were no salads to be made they put him back in the dishpit. They told me to ignore him, but nobody had my back or stood up for me. One day he calls me and tells me I need to be there an hour early again. I ignore him and say I'll be in at my scheduled time. When I clock in he screams at me in front of everyone. I clocked out and never went back.
When your parents get you to babysit your younger siblings.
When you have a pet and you get fuzzy hugs and kisses whenever you want and no one can stop you! Mwah hah hah
"Cuddles, Unlimited cuddles!" Sheeve Palpatine
I have 4 pets
6:15 " he did nothing but stroke his *eggo* "
@DemonkittenXIII Well it is just an Eggo, not a sweet syruppy Eggo.
"Yes, my tasty little waffle.. mmm.. you like that, huh? Oohhh.. your tasty little checkerboard boxes are so fluffy and *naughty* - I can't help myself..! I must rub my precious butter all over you..."
*Waffle:* "Oh-oh-Onii-chan! N-Not there! I-I think I'm going to Syrup!"
@DemonkittenXIII ;)
Layyo my E G G O
I once knew a wannabe actress who convinced herself she had star quality when, in reality, she'd never done anything more than background extra or day player work. She had it in her head that she had what it took to become a household name but didn't have the ambition, drive, work ethic or even the good listening skills to make it halfway that far. She also convinced herself that she could be a writer or a producer. Tragically, the only writing experience she had was text messages and the only think she ever produced was secondhand smoke. I remember she ingratiated herself to this local filmmaker who brought her on as a producer and fought him every step of the way on every creative decision. Her ideas were bad and so was her writing. She became such a problem that she got fired as soon as the promotional three-minute video was done and in the can. The director begrudgingly left her scenes intact. She got her little featured role and writing credit. It was nothing to really brag about and she acted it was going to be a springboard that would help her standstill career gain the momentum it needed to really get going. In the end, heard reputation for being a difficult, argumentative, downright disrespectful and not very talented liar and a plagiarist preceded her. She hasn't done much, if anything at all, since.
5:24 You are required to provide adequate care for employees in case of injury or the like, especially when it comes to resting and sitting arrangements.
Totally unrelated but, I'm watching this at school and the dude who just shoved me into the door slipped on the wet floor because he was running and slammed his face on the ground in front of not only the entire school but also all his friends who are still laughing at him. I love my school.
Did anyone notice how the chairman denied her a chair?
That’s a fantastic unintentional dad joke.
In general if you give a small amount of responsibility and power to a small child. They will act like a dictator to other children 😂
"smallest amount of power that went to someone's head"
try every reddit moderator
Discord mods assemble
Ordered a blizzard in Dairy Queen once. Saw this one dude take my order while also taking an order from the drive through using two tills while also remaking another customer's order in one smooth practiced motion. I just had to compliment this guy. I hope he didn't let that much power go to his head.
I hope that man received all of the tips that day
If you're the "President" of something yet you bother yourself with calling out 15 year olds you might want to reconsider that title lmao
Collecting everybody’s paper at the end of class.
When a mediocre SoundCloud rapper gets more than 5 hearts on their track and they start thinking they’re kanye west.
I’m gonna call my new band ‘The soft serve community’
That thumbnail makes me wonder what’d happen if frogs ruled Egypt.
It’s a reference to that KEK phase Pepe went through (in Egyptian mythology, kek is an sinister/dark god or something. 4chan made it into a cultish joke I think?)
Nautilume Oh, I didn’t know that, I thought the frog God’s name was Heqet
Nautilume Kek isn’t necessarily sinister more like a trickster deity who flips reality on its head or who represents the infinite potential void before it comes into form
Donald Trump won at least partly because of Kek, there are interesting websites all about it
This legit happened this morning. A girl in our Discord got admin role, being the second to get that role after me. This happen over a few weeks. She started deleting text channels I had made to help everyone and started kicking news members because SHE didn't know them. I posted a little get to know everyone thing and she was so pissed about it for no reason. Many of us were like wtf is her problem. I messaged the server owner because she had become increasingly rude to a lot of us. She saw the private message somehow. She typed a literal paragraph of lies in the general chat taking aim at me. So I responded tenfold. I actually had a mental breakdown because of it. I left the chat and talked with the server owner in person about it later in the day with some of the members who agree she's being overdramatic and blowing things out of proportion. He confirming her lies but we haven't heard about anything yet.
I ran around the house yelling "I am Become Mortein, Destroyer of Roaches!!!" much to the girlfriends' dismay while spraying the place up gassier than 1933-1945 Germany.
Junior NCOs in the army. Enough said
don newly
And their wives
Leland Gaunt And every butter bar in fucking existence.
All boots
For the ice cream one I wished someone set the new fastest time
She'd have a meltdown.
I often see this with people in supervisor positions at basic jobs. Their ego was crushed when they had no choice but to work in a supermarket, and then they begin to overcompensate by going on a power trip.
She worked at a Dairy Queen, not some government headquarters. And she tried to take someone out for daring to touch the ice cream machine.
There are no words.
People who insist they're good at Tekken cuz they only know how to spam kicks with Eddy
Or cheesing in for honor.
When you're letting the little siblings win for a few and they start bragging.
And you then destroy them and make them cry
You were given mercy, and now will be given a lesson
A friend group I was a part of as a freshman in high school had a leader that basically treated it as a dictatorship. We all weren’t in the “popular crowd,” but we weren’t idiots or incels, just we didn’t talk to many people outside of the group. There was a person in the group who snapped at the “leader” and he was kicked out. Then another person and myself was kicked out for not liking how he controls everything we do. To this day, the group still exists, and me and the two other people have been heavily shunned by the people in the group. The “leader” is HEAVILY on a power trip with the control he has over the people in the group
This guy at Walmart insisted on seeing my little sister's receipt. She was a 12-year-old girl who only bought about $30 in art supplies, but he was adamant. Naturally my sister had managed to lose the receipt between the checkout and the door, so we had to go back to checkout for another copy of the receipt. Checkout obviously didn't have the purchase saved onto the computer, so they weren't able to print off the receipt again. Checkout lady had a little talk with door guy and we were able to leave. I gave that Walmart a Google review for the first time that day, and suffice it to say it was not very positive. I probably wasn't the only one to complain though because while door guy still works there, he no longer asks for receipts.
Barney Fife from the Andy Griffith show.
Eugene H. Krabs 😂 I was just watching an episode, and omg so true
I remember when I was like 12, I was in this program that let me out at 3:10. Most tought they were better than the "normal" students. I was just salty I had to wake up at 6 am
Had a manager who thought she was hot shit. She was the rudest manager you’ll know. She was responsible for over 20 people quitting in less than 2 months. She told me to shut up one day, so I quit also. The store manager asked me why I was quitting so I told her about the other managers disrespect towards everyone. She asked what it would take for me to stay. All I had to say was, “I don’t like working with someone like Chris.” She left the office and fired Chris. Came back and told me I won’t have to work with her again. Gave me a raise that same day. Fuck disrespectful managers.
when you get the single seater in the back of the bus 3 days in a row
5:11
That's when you wait until five minutes to opening, then call in and say you quit.
I don't know what the rules are in America but in the aus you never quit your job you wait until you get fired because then they have to pay you all your entitlement's sick leave etc if you quit you get nothing so instead of quiting just stop showing up and eventually they will have to call you and fire you
I love how the title is grammatically incorrect.
To is an important word.
I agree, too
TheRedGamer that isn’t even boomer speech it’s just a correction
NoahIsHere1337 ok boomer
@Big O no it's just I agree
But to is the right word...?
Blizzard Girl should be it's own movie, that shit was epic. It has all 3 acts!
The rise to power, the fall from grace, the revengeful resentment
Co-worker working the exact same job, same pay everything as the newstarts. Stomps around like he's a manager, whining no one is working, runs off to the actual manager who he's best buddies with. Funnily enough I have literally never seen that man do a single bit of work, its ok though he's friends with the manager
nobody:
Line leaders:
This is the greatest high!
Bruh this one kid was a daughter of a yard duty, she took it as if she had power and brought a whistle and would blow it and yell at ppl to get in line, this was 5th grade, she moved because no one was friends with her, she questioned why 🤦♂️
High ground
Nobody:
Title:
“Went someone’s head”
HypaRadarexYT nobody memes arent funny
Nobody, not even a soul:
sonicj Polygon: NoBoDy MeMeS aReN’t FuNnY
Mio lmfao
That wasn't funny, but ok
@@lolicon453
Lol
He got jabaited
The guy in the gate guard story was 100% in the wrong. The gate guard was doing his job exactly as expected.Hell, that is one of the Navy's general orders. "I will let no one pass without proper authorization."
Doing a job exactly as they are supposed to is not a power trip.
yup, he had no proof anything he told that guard was true. They have lists of people allowed to be on the property, anything else is trespassing and you will be asked to leave, failure to do so will result in exactly what happened, the cops being called and you removed by them.
It's literally one of the reasons people live in gated communities because random people off the street won't be wandering around.
From the sound of the last bit of his post the comments went after him, not the guard.
That first one is very relatable, accept it’s not just lunch, it’s any line. In elementary school you were either someone who didn’t care about your place in line or someone who will fight tooth and nail to be at the front.
Soft serve woman is the winner
When i was in primary school i got too choose who stayed in at recess
Hella fucked up my guy
You probably pissed off so many kids 😂
I kid tried this with me and i said kiss my ass and walked out.
I once started a two day religion about praying to stalin in my freshman HS year on a 3 day long school trip.
A whole class was praying and I was kinda like the pope for two days.
Then it was over(and it was probably cringy as i look back on it).
but boy.
These stories are examples of why I stopped believing the cliché "absolute power corrupts absolutely" a long time ago. There is some truth to it but far more often, when you see someone start throwing his/her weight around it's because that person is doing what (s)he wanted to from the beginning. What power really does is reveal how people actually are. I've seen it more than once; once someone goes up the ladder, (s)he feels free to do what (s)he really wants because (s)he doesn't have to answer to anyone anymore...or believes that to be the case.
Yelp' after the bra burning. Now is the results.😢
Discord/reddit moderator roles. But what do you expect? Who else but someone with a power complex would want to moderate posts for free?
I’m in a program that you can take for two years. There’s first years, and second years. There’s around 30 kids so the second years are just supposed to help train the first years and improve their skills cause we only have one instructor. And this one guy took that power way to far. Started yelling at 1st years like they were dirt if they didn’t do something 100% right the second time they did it. And excessive amount of pushups and other things he did as punishments. Acted like he was top shit, a total douchebag. Cussed out 1st years multiple times calling them crazy inappropriate names for a class you take in high school. He was the worst I’ve ever seen, but this small amount of power tends to go to some 2nd year heads. Most just think they are top shit (especially the ones going into the service). But none to that extent. Most of us 2nd years are pretty cool now. We just expect you to do what your told and if you need help we are here to do so.
That dude lying about the egg ingredient could have been put in _fucking prison_ if the customer had a severe allergy and was hospitalized.
Blizzard girl was one of the best reddit stories ive ever heard
"He was oddly enough every female stereotype"
...what?
the dude had traits of female stereotypes
@@a7om7777 I know, but it is such a jarring and frankly confusing description which raises questions rather than informs.
@@Psyrus88 oh yeah! definitely agree on that one.
Its more military female stereotypes especially of officers and senior nco's
Sasuke when he got the curemark.
I worked on a luxury dining train, we worked long hours, slept onboard and were always understaffed. One day after a 16 hour shift, it was just me and my coworker cleaning up and resetting a carriage after 34 passengers got off for the day. The carriage normally takes 3-4 people over an hour and a half to clear and reset. Well it was just two of us and half an hour, obviously we didnt Finish but did a good job considering. The Assistant manager comes barreling into the carriage, 'WHY IS IT STILL A MESS IN HERE, THERE IS A JUG OF MILK IN THE PANTRY, YOU CANT LEAVE IT THERE OVERNIGHT' I tried explaining to him that we haven't had enough time and there are still plenty of other things we were trying to clean, 'GET IN THE PANTRY AND CLEAN THAT JUG RIGHT NOW', I explained how i couldn't keep working as we still had to pack up our belongings and exit the train in the next 5 minutes. 'IM YOUR MANAGER AND IM TELLING YOU TO GET IN THE PANTRY AND CLEAN THAT JUG NOW' he was screaming a couple inches from my face, I was shaking with adrenaline just wanting him to touch me, I called him a fucking prick and made my way off the train. Next week I was called in by the real manager who swiftly fired me. I'm glad because we would work 60+ hours and get paid for 30, the Assistant manager would steal our tips and the whole company was a shit show, that decrepit old fart will blow an artery one day and no one will care.
Being a Dad. My dad thought dad = boss... no no no. Dad = get out there and bust your ass working FOR your family. Dad = responsibilty. Dad = swallow your pride and put your family first, not kids = no more chores for me!
"Cow Orkers"
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Siri: COW ORKERS
someone just took 2 stones to class, and smack am against each other trying to mess with the teacher. What he didnt think about was pissing off the rest of the class aswell. I stood up, took the stones, opened the window and dropped them. He was looking at me like i was some kind of monster and was genuinely surprised by the idea that someone that isnt the teacher would stop him in his path of annoyance
I had to look up what a Nematode is, and apparently they're a category of worms, and while the can get into plants and eat them, the eggs can sit in the plants and when a person eats them, they'll hatch and the larvae will die, causing inflammation of the digestive system. That's a load of paraphrasing, but there is also a very low chance of there being harmful nematodes in the soil.