3:14 Y’know, you really have to appreciate MacFarlane’s skill at slapstick humor. That slip looked legit unintentional and that makes the scene 1,000 times funnier every time I see it.
The reason why he being pushed when he shoot a gun because he's lighter and that gun has enough Force to push him no wonder why I found it so funny. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ironically, in the first movie they made a joke about that XD John was wasted and doing an impression of Ted, then Ted laughed and said, "Oh come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin." Lmao
Ted is not the same person as Peter Griffin... And I'm sick of you people saying he is. He's not. There is more than a slight difference, id love to see you do better. Good luck
It's Party Time! 🎉Who wants a Ted for his own party? 😜ruclips.net/video/2jNV97LZkOg/видео.html
ME😁😁😁
Who wants a Ted for his 🍪🥨🍩🌭🦆🦛🚐🚍🦔🦌🐨🐿🦄🦝
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Everyone
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Moment of silence for the parents who thought this was a children’s movie...
My friend's mom...
Bro I KNOW tho
I knew it wasn’t and my mom didint so when she put it on she freaked out and turned it off
Freddie Mercury could be worse
LMAO my mom showed me this movie as a kid the whole thing
No one can keep a straight face while watching Ted
Kody Silman I did don’t ever challenge me lol
@@Lo_Spirit_24 you just suck then.
I laughed at the whole movie and I'm still laughing here
😐
😂
Mark wahlberg and Seth macfarlane are such a great comedic duo
Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane 🥨🌭🍪🍩🦔🦌🐨🐿🦄🦝😴❤💙🦛🦆
Seth MacFarlane Mark Wahlberg 💤🚐🚍🛏💙❤🥨🍪🌭🍩🦔🦌🐨🐿🦄🦝🦆🦛
Facts
Also kevin hart and the rock
Hilarious next to Jason Statham and Dwayne Johnson, Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara, as well as Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy.
8:52 “SWEET CAROLINE!!!!”
Ted : Bah bah bah!! 🤣
F**K!
Ted: F**K!
Couldn't even keep his mouth shut to the creepy guy singing it 😂
Lol
8:58 and I spotted mlp fim
2:52 this scene kills me every freaking time🤣🤣🤣💀
“You wanna see it? Huh? You wanna see your kid?”
t h i s - i s - m y - k i n g d o m - c o m e
@@th4t.re4p3r “I can see it from here, thanks, yeah.”
@@GabesEdtiz “Take a closer look it’s your kid”
@@ramonabdiel10no no no, com’ one no no
Hands down one of the funniest movies ever
N Figueroa he said “one of”
N Figueroa Guaranteed one of the funniest movies ever. Whats so hard to understand?
N Figueroa *NOBODY SAID IT WAS!!*
Hey don’t forget Deadpool 2
N Figueroa 22 jump street was funnier
The beetlejuice line was so good. “We don’t want that guy running around in here”
Running around in here 🎞🎥📸
Would’ve been hilarious if afterwards Michael Keaton showed up asking who called him lol
@@Kawaiikitten0211 yeah
@@albertwesker2283 indeed
imagine if he did end up running around in there !
Seth MacFarlane killed this role.
Agree
Steven S. he always does 😎🔥
Steven S. Peter Griffin :3
I agree I see peter Griffin in Ted
He killed everything on this 2 movies
3:13 HAD ME DEAD FOR 10 MINUTES!!🤣😝🤣😝🤣
SAME
I died of laughter 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is all that slimy stuff?
@@BladeTNT2018cum
@@BladeTNT2018you in your dad's ballz
8:48 got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂😂
Yesss omg
Me too.
"What if he doesn't like the way I'm doing it he deserves the best"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hector Munoz the goat does
If I were there my mouthe would've accidentally slipped onto his junk ;P
Hahaaa
"pull yourself together for God sakes he's gonna love it" 😂🤣
😂
3:14 Y’know, you really have to appreciate MacFarlane’s skill at slapstick humor. That slip looked legit unintentional and that makes the scene 1,000 times funnier every time I see it.
So much kids
No, not really. Looks pretty forced. Like they had to try really hard to find a way to make this "shocker" scene work
This scene is messed up and funny
This is my kingdom come
He looks like a Kardashian
*"SWEET CAROLINE!"*
*"BA BA BA!"*
BA BA BAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
*F**K!!*
BA BA BAAA!!!
@Tyler Graham "so good so good so good"
Ba ba ba
8:02 in the theaters I laughed so hard that I fell on the floor 🤣
7:22 TED HAS ME DIEING
“Dear Ted, you are no longer a papa Gino’s rewards member”
"Fuck that's a big one"
It's always big when papa Gino's is involved 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
What's Papa Gino's?
@@kharisserna2727 it's right up the street from deez.
7:20 when the kid who no one wants to be at the party shows up
Jesus christ......
Ted 2 SceneScreen 🐿🦄🦝
Ted 2 Funniest Moments 🐨🐀🍪🥨🌭🍩💤
EY, mean
When I first saw Ted I thought it was a kids movie. We had a family movie night.
It didn't end well
Could be worse have y'all seen sausage party?
@@SMP2390 that was another one
Rdrummer 2 OHHHH FUCK
U see killer bean
From the creator of Family guy comes a new comedy
On opening day parents were in shock and kids were laughing on the floor. Overall great movie !
3:20 my sides hurt 😂🤣😂🤣😂
3:20 his shirt is gonna be rock solid
GRRRRR Monday’s
that’s fucking gross, i’d kill myself
🤮🤮🤮 🧸
Hahahaha.
@@dumbfluffs finally someone noticed the funniest line it the movie
@@jkp5045 yes
7:19 that had me dying😂
HEADSHOT
Same
im laughing dead bro🤣🤣🤣🤣
His rag doll
7:23
God this second film truly couldn’t have been any better.🤣🤣🤣
Couldn't have been any better 📹🎬
Could have had Mila Kunis and not duplicated the final act of the last movie.
7:52 literally killed me😂😂
I don't think so...
Rest in peace then
It was uncomfortable and funny
💀💀 I’m dead.
6:31 his face 😂
Ted: well sam it's been 20 minutes want to take over
7:20 really got me! XDD
Really got me 📽💤📷
It sounds so much like Peter Griffin
@@Jhood05SCP yea he does
@@Jhood05SCP same voice actor
When Ted got hit with a guitar I started cracking up
4:15 Ted sounding just like Peter Griffin
Think he Is voiced by same guy
He is Mr. griffin
shut up -meg- jack.
Jack Finn you’re a fucken idiot
Ted is voiced by SethMc Farlane, the guy who makes Family Guy (the movie is also from Seth too)
5:57 hah hah haa motherfker
@@randomanimator6289 make a 10 hour
Funniest Moments of Ted 2🐿🦄🦝🐀🐨
“Sowy I threw a Cookie Crisp in your bum bum” hands down the funniest thing I’ve heard in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Thats somebodys kid"
Bro that scene got me💀💀
7:20 I'm sure the filming crew had a laugh at that shot lmao
Pretty sure they filmed an empty space
I doubt no one laughed when the actor said that
7:04 this part might be the funniest part ever I couldn’t stop laughing after this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Ted shot the rifle that had my crying of laughter 🤣🤣
That was a rifle
I rewatched like 10times just now this scene and died of. Laughing
“And my f*cking nose came off.”
When your parents are alone with your electronics!0:02
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
When you know that your parents gonna check your browsing history. 0:57
Mike Doyle why would ur mum ever ever Alone with ur electronics
“THERE’S SEW MUCH PAWN!”
I'd be dead if my mom had mine.
"We would have been such great parents"
SMOKES WEED IMMEDIATELY AFTER
0:25 this part made rolling on the floor in laughter 😂😂😂
7:04 made me laugh alot😂😂
Same😂
And my fucking nose came off
Same
The reason why he being pushed when he shoot a gun because he's lighter and that gun has enough Force to push him no wonder why I found it so funny. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ted: “We woulda been sick good parents”
Also Ted: smokes a blunt afterwards
5:39 funniest part everrr!!! 😂😂
6:55 100% family guy moment
6:05 lol always made me laugh
5:00 that sounds like the hit marker in call of duty
Marker in call of duty 🚐🍕🍫
7:04 I laughed 7:21 I laughed harder
I laughed harder 🐨🐀💤
nonono it's ok it's not loa- *POW*. And my fuckin nose came off
5:11 'i apologize for my 5 year old son. '
'i'm sowwwyyy'
Cookie crisp in your bum bum
“So sowwy sir, cookie cwisp in ya bum bum I’m so sowwy.”
@@commando254well under the circumstances…..I guess it’s ok
"I don't understand, we would've made such great parents"
*smokes a joint
Yeah, I feel you Ted
7:23 had me dying laugh 😂
4:11 OMFG IM DEAD “GET YA BJ’s HERE”😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Was that a deleted scene?
Matthew Thornley tbh irdk sorry my mans I wished I could answer that🤷🏼♂️
@@deltasamuraiaj1116 that's all right bud
it was not bro its in the movie
Matthew Thornley no it’s the unrated version
7:22 im laughin my ass off 🤣🤣🤣
7:23
4:47 That aim tho 😂
3:25 I CAN’T BREATH BRO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:02 when you’re parents find you report card
No, your search history 😳
7:44 my amazing summer
🤣🤣
Goddamn it what the hell wrong with you
didnt notice the cigar 🤣
Ted: so listen I gotta ask. Was it just kissing last night, or was there finger stuff?
*BONG*
Never gets old
Was there finger stuff 🐿🦄🦝
I swear to god I want that to be a meme
0:58 I love how Ted goes ham on the computer like half-life
This Ted 2 movie is too awesome and hilarious. I watched it this week on my television and I had lots of fun watching the movie.
7:04 I died laughing 😂
And my fucking nose came off 😑
Ted and Peter are not only voiced by the same person, they ARE the same person.
Ironically, in the first movie they made a joke about that XD John was wasted and doing an impression of Ted, then Ted laughed and said, "Oh come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin." Lmao
Is it werid I hear a slight difference
Ted is not the same person as Peter Griffin... And I'm sick of you people saying he is. He's not. There is more than a slight difference, id love to see you do better.
Good luck
However, they are voiced by Seth MacFarlane because he voices every character in Family Guy too.
Wow I just can't get enough of this!! We REALLY NEED a part 3!
Yea 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:22
Last beer and all the homies want it
7:03 "Don't worry, it's not loade-"
RIP ted
"And my f**king nose came off"
9:36 best swear!
Yeah you mothafakka
The best swear in the entire movie
7:04 IM SELLING REPLAYS 7:23
Lol
The more I watch them the funnier they get😂
RKade yup 😂
What’s the price?
I'm tapping the two time stamps with both my thumbs. It's funny as hell 🤣
3:15 had me dead on the floor🤣🤣🤣
Hashtag grr Monday's
2:11 lol i love how Ted is looking what Johnny is doing and its so inappropriate lol
8:12 had me dying 😂
6:59 lmfaooo 😂💀😭😭 when he shoots
7:04
6:47 When your younger sibling wrecks your game
0:02 well we're in a good start. 😆
Bruh when John throws that guitar at ted face it makes me laugh hahahaha 😂🤣
0:02 Was the first thing that made me laugh 😂
The “SEA MEN” scene was amazing
I guess you could say I CAME for the thumbnail
I didn't really want to CUM here you know
Thats gay
@@aim-9sidewinder550 lmao
2:56 in a couple seconds I threw up
I threw up 🚐🍕🍫
I threw up
Ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The guitar throw at Ted had me dieing😂😂😂😂
The Beetlejuice Card 😂 “Are you crazy, we don’t want that guy running around in here”.
7:45 the funniest scene in this movie
7:07 shoots the gun. 🤣🤣😂🤣
The Bros Pros yup
I forgot this was dirty so I put this at max volume, first words.
WHAT THE F-+-, HOLY S%@1, THERE IS SO MUCH P0ARN
Doubt that’s true everyone knows TED is for adults if you didn’t your living under a rock
Stampylong nose ikr
Why would you put it to max volume any ways.
You censored yourself🤦♂️
THOUSANDS OF FILES
7:23 I don't know about you, but this scene always got me dying on the floor
Mark Whalberg is naturally hilarious. Greta actor
8:56 had me dad
Who's your dad
Son?
@@kaohikeama7832 ohhh shoot family reunion
@@OrdinaryCrystal hi brothers
4:30 Funniest Moment!
Funniest Moment 📽💤📷
I don’t know why. But that beetlejuice scene was hilarious. Mark played it way too good
I always loved how serious he was too😂
0:59 Well that laptop got Negan'd
This duo will be called Lucile.
I like how Ted is Welding that Crowbar it's Kinda Funny to me. 0:56
"You an adult, with a poster of this guy in your room, your telling me you don't want this?" I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂
3:14 got me dying
4:58 i just spit out my ceral
Just spit out 🐿🦄🦝
Call of duty moment
I love how ted is literally just peter griffin but a bear
Stop it's slightly different.
@@nickclark18they're literally voiced by the same guy
@@nickclark18”Slightly”
7:22 when Ted got hit with the Guitar I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm sowwy sir, cookie crisp in your bum-bum..." 😂
“Its not my fault A-rod you were supposed to catch it” i love ted
"Well, under the circumstances, I guess it's okay." Got me dead:DDD
Got me dead 📽📷🎞
Mark Wahlberg is so good at acting that you forget it's him in this movie. He really give you the vibe of just a generic guy in some way
7:03 This part is where Ted goes flying 😂😂😂
7:51 Pipe Dick I'm weak 😂😂😂
“It’s not my fault A-Rod you were supposed to catch it” 🤣
I love how serious they are about summoning Beetlejuice LOL XD
You are meddling with powers you do not understand! LOLOL
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetleju-
I was wheezing on the floor watching this movie, hands down
Ted and John fighting over the last beer.. Hillarious