Ted Says Goodbye To John | Ted 2 (2015) | Screen Bites
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- Опубликовано: 6 июн 2019
- Donny follows Ted (Seth MacFarlane) into the New York Comic-Con and in an attempt to kill him, John (Mark Wahlberg) sacrifices himself to save Ted’s life. This ends with John seriously injured at the hospital.
What is TED 2 about?
Ted 2 (2015) - Synopsis: Ted, a living teddy bear, decides to have a baby with his human wife, Tami-Lynn. However, their plan hits a roadblock when the court declares Ted to be property and not a person.
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It's Party Time! 🎉Who wants a Ted for his own party? 😜ruclips.net/video/2jNV97LZkOg/видео.html
Hie
Its not party time its funeral time
SceneScreen were seeing a teddy bear react to his dead friend and suddenly it’s party time
I do
Me
“No problem, we are a fun hospital” 🤣🤣
@@ItzCrosslywtf smh
yeah & ted is so cute .3.
666 likes wow, this joke is gonna be old as soon as someone clicks the like button
lmao , i laugh so hard xD
Fake you all make fuck ahhh
I just can’t imagine a human being alive who would be able to keep a straight face hearing his friends say goodbye while laying there knowing you’re going to pull off the most epic prank.
Apparently according to this Mark Wahlberg is that person 😂
Well he IS a trained actor...
Joseph joestar lol
Didnt desi arneu do a similar bit on i love lucy? XD
Joseph Howard You just bite the side of your lip
"No problem, were a fun hospital" has to be one of the most genius lines in film history
I'm sorry, I didn't understand the fun hospital joke, could somebody explain?
@@ronald.1639Basically they are saying that the hospital is willing to play along with jokes like that, the kind that would realistically be looked down
I want him to be my doctor!
The delivery was perfect too
Ikr 😂😂🤣
When I saw this at the theater me and everyone were all like "no" and a woman next to me was actually crying and after John scared them everyone screamed and cheered at the same time. That was epic
That’s awesome!
Cool story but nobody asked
I for one enjoyed the story
@@art23428 I wasn't aware before sharing experiences, thoughts, opinions etc in the comments on RUclips videos someone had to ask you first. Oh wait isn't that why there's a comment section on most of these videos? Fucking troll.
About ur opinion
“He’s a f****** zombie, He’s a f****** zombie”🤣🤣
Im dying😂😂
He sounded like Stewie Griffin
@@catherinepayn8246 it's the same voice actor
@@user-lc6fo1fv2x Me too.
Why does every one write the same lines In film????? U think were all deaf, motha*******!?!?!?!?!
7:26 “Honey, they’re classy they’re not like us”😂😂😂
Hahahahhahahashhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhajahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahqhah cough cough
The Obsidian Reaper 💀💀💀
i didnt get this . . .
akia goldsmyth you never will
akia goldsmyth have you not seen the movie???
If this wasn't a joke this would actually be the saddest scene in the movie.
I did cry tho when I first saw it.. before the joke.
@@TheRealAwesomePossumI still tear up even knowing it's a joke
this was a joke and it was still the saddest scene in the movie
And the movie would the ruined
They did it in first movie, so this would feel kinda unoriginal
The doctor saying "we're a fun hospital" gets me every time
“Jesus, what happened here?!”
“The rocket ship just hit him!”
“Jesus Christ, ITS THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE-“
@Energy Guy Imagine if this was an April fool's prank.
Yeah we heard that. 🤦♂️
Hahaha
Super Great716 damn how many people asked? Oh wait NOBODY ASKED ASSHOLE
We’re entitled to our opinion you know
This movie was surprisingly emotional as f*ck
zackeius payne almost cryed
You mean fuck
I agree
@@buraiha you sure bro?
I swear I was crying...yo if my significant other did that to me I would be so angry
When he says “they’re classy, they’re not like us” I felt that 😂😂😂
"No problem, were a fun hospital"
And
"No no honey they're not like us"
Got me the hardest
I like how they all seem to understand each other perfectly😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@GlutenFreeStudios Correction: how
@@SayokoOnigii Thanks
We need more hospitals like this
Now we know Ted is a true friend. He was willing to kill Johns zombie.
What do u mean zombie
@@coralinejones712 It takes a real friend to save you from a life of evil and constant hunger
A true friend would put him in the shed and video games
If one of my friends was in life-threatening danger I would risk my own life to save them.
@@tonyacosta4574 ah, a fellow man of culture
You gotta love how the security guards didn’t even look at any security camera footage to see who committed the attempted murder. They just take the bear’s word for it
They can when he resist that he didn't do it
Why is it so hard to believe that scenario in a movie about a talking Teddy Bear.
Y the first few weeks I will have a couple things that to make it is a little bit
In a world where a teddy bear has the same abilities as most humans,including the ability to 🚬 pot,the fact that a bunch of rent-a-cops takes said bear 🐻 at his word is the least astounding thing to deal with. ❤
Hellloooooo, he's not a bear. Hes ted 😂😂😂😂
The "no problem, we're a fun hospital" had me dead 💀😂
Not enough credit is being given to the doctor for keeping a straight face while delivering the "bad news" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like to think that during filming they didn’t tell the actor playing the doctor that it was going to be a joke.
The funniest part is Ted correcting her about the "rocket ship"
It's a starship enterprises
Hi miss you I love miss you I miss my son love you son love I hope you miss you too love I love miss miss my son love miss you love miss miss you son macho see miss miss love you son miss love miss you son macho see you Friday night miss love you son love miss miss you
@@vivianariveraz3288 what?
@@vivianariveraz3288 umm ok
😂
1:19-1:23
Sam: The rocket ship just hit him!
Ted: Jesus Christ, that's the Starship Enterprise! Forget it!
🤣🤣🤣
Seth’s fanboy was showing
Halex 2007. OMG!!! That’s a Starship Enterprise!
Leave Ted alone
Sergio Torres Aragon she so stupid!
@@pompombuuum3182 no she is not God leave her alone Damm
This went from the most heartbreaking scene to one of the funniest REAL quick. 😂
6:38 i just love hiw ted says this
*how
"We're a fun hospital." I died. 🤣🤣🤣
Scuse the pun
@@bunnyrabbit5861 (Haha!) Good point.
Funny enough, when the doctor is giving orders for the cardiac arrest, it's surprisingly accurate on the treatment
so bloody what
@@GWRProductions-kg9pt thought it was interesting for this movie to have such a well though out medical scene. That's all.
Im glad someone noticed this..i guess they have seriously taken info on how to this correctly
@@pulkinpulman2028 nothing new there, it's the same with all medical dramas
GWR Productions 2014 they did a lot of shit wrong with the medical scenes in Doctor Strange soooo
This scene played out perfectly. Just when I stopped grinning from expecting the jump laugh to happen, it happened at the perfect time. I still love it.
Amanda's acting skills are amazing. The comedy the drama.
Come on we all want Ted 3 !!!!!!!
Then Ted 5 where Jonny Really Dies
I want one but idk if they’ll make one. Does anyone know if they’re making one
I remember finding a fan idea on IMDb where Donny breaks out of jail again and kidnaps Apollo Creed and Lori's twin daughters, so he can have them shipped to Spain. It will be up to Ted, Johnny, Samantha, Tami-Lynn, Lori, and her husband Nick (played by Chris Pratt) to rescue the kids before it's too late.
Seth said he’s up for it!!! Only a matter of time now
Yes
Id be laughing to much to be able to pull that off
keivn craft I couldn’t keep a straight face I would be laughing to hard
keivn craft looks like he’s a Great actor in the film is well 😂
keivn craft I could’ve
Me to id be laughing my ass off
Same
4:05 she's rappin like eminem 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
“No problem we’re a fun hospital” I hear Doctor Hartman every time
True friendship. He's not angry about John tricking him into grieving. Instead, he's happy for John to having pulled it off!
Love these movies, would like to see a 3rd!!
I don’t think there will be a 3rd film of this movie.
Definately excellent moviea
I mean he deserved it for tricking john into thinking he was mentally disabled. Ted even acknowledges this when he figures out that this was his payback scheme.
A 3rd would just further beat the concept into the ground
6:09
Can we talk about how pitch perfect Amanda Seyfried's acting is in this scene? I'm still laughing at her "What the f*** is going on" line.
Remember that line from the hangover
No she’s insanely insufferable.
I feel old I know her as Karen from mean girls
Sam's reaction when the Doctor said John didn't make it really sold me.. A+ acting right there..
Doc: "If you would like to say your goodbyes" turns around smiling
“I PUT A FROWNY FACE ON MY FACEBOOK STATUS! How am I supposed to explain that to everybody!!!” Omg 😂😂😂 did I couldn’t stop laughing! That line was genius lmao
"Well i mean you can change your relationship status from single to its complicated" 😂
“Your doing to have to do a lot better than that”😂
@@Gojira-2008how about in a relationship with John Bennett
@@yamigivo2693Ok, that one's actually not far from touching, that's nice.
Tammy-Lynn: Y’know if you wanna bang, me and Teddy could leave the room
Ted: No no no, honey they’re classy, they’re not like us.
I was rolling 😂😂
This movie's hilarious
Leave me out of it
Wait, so is Ted and Tammy-Lynn banging each other?
@@ChaosPod Problably
hahahaa
How calmly that Doc just sais ‘we’re a fun hospital’ killed me and I can’t explain why
“We’re a fun hospital” gets me every time🤣
6:09 MacFarlane definitely knows how to make people crack up with his comedic style 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It's Wahlberg
@@jasonwayne2833 ……ted is played by….fill in the blanks buddy
Seth macfarlene
6:18 I like how ted is not mad at all
That just makes me know that there friendship is infinity away from being destroyed
5:38 How can John pull that off without smiling?
6:00 Jokes aside Ted really thought John was gone and shows his heart
“We are a fun hospital” lmao.
Sweaty Damn right 😂😂😂😂
And Paul also
What is so funny bout that?
Live action Dr Hartman
Eddy Jin who said exactly what I said lmao
Commercials: This movie is a stupid adult comedy
Actual movie: surprisingly emotional
edit: learn to take a joke people.
Lion Heart true AF
Im tha hundreth like
No it’s not
They said that in the commercial? This movie is good
Commercials: This movie is a stupid adult comedy
Critics, most of movie viewers and even Seth Macfarlane himself: This movie is a retarded adult comedy
“You could change your relationship status from single to its complicated” 😂 that line is underrated
Who is Gollum?
Ah,she is a Model.
😂😂😂
6:08 I GOT YOU MOTHERF***ER😛
Hes a fucking zombie😂😂
That made me jump when I first saw this movie
Best spoiler ever in the comments
It 6:10
i like t series So what? It’s more like 6:09
"It's a fucking zombie" starts hitting hin
Why did TED confirm he's a zombie? Zombie's don't yell "I got you!" Lol
Him*
@@reynsbasement2654 shush
6:13
😂😂😂😂that part cracked me up!!!!!
1:21 “Jesus Christ that’s the STARSHIP ENTERPIRSE.”
Forget it somebody call 911 johnny johnny come on stay with me pal
@@michaelanguiano5528 It was him! The guy dressed like the ninja turtle!
@@theparapsychologypodcast3387 which one
@@michaelanguiano5528 Ok, two can play this “where’s Waldo” sh*t. Sam give me your phone!
@@theparapsychologypodcast3387 that's him
"No no no honey their classy their not like us" 🤣🤣🤣
“So this scene will be the most emotional one of them all....”
*_”SIKE”_*
That pissed me off so much
6:48 "We're a fun hospital"
Musa Biyikli I want to go there 😂
Jesus Christ the emotion in Seth MacFarlanes voice, what an amazing actor 🥺
I love how Ted used the same tactic on him for the dancing. And the first time I saw this film, I was upset when I thought John was dead, then BOO! I went from sad to hysterically laughing in a matter of 2 seconds. Love this scene.
I'm glad that they tried figuring out who was the murderer before they tried helping out the guy who was crushed. Thats fine though we still got that funny ninja turtle scene.
Shrek Awarness they didn’t they called 911 and then said who did this
@@og_idrxp7896 ok cool
Bu e7ksug4 Uchida
Daniel Hutchinson still they didn’t lift it
Shrek Awarness well to be fair usually when they help the victim the murder slips away into the crowd and acts like he had nothing to do it
"I put a frowny face on Facebook. How am I going to explain that?"
Best line of social commentary ever!
I was literally crying when Ted says his goodbyes..
Then John startled me when he shouted🤦😂
Same this would've been a perfect prank for Halloween or April Fool's!
Idk why but I’m just love to watch this movie over and over . Honestly, it doesn’t get bored at all , and it is just keep bring the laugh to others and even myself 😂🤣.
Ted 2 is criminally underrated.
I was going to cry then when he said “got you” I literally screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did too 🤣🤣
I almost cried 😂
WTF IS GOING ON 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
6:32
Anyone just wanna hug Ted, hes so cute
I wanted to hug him when he was sad
I wouldn’t wanna hug him I wanna smoke weed with him 😅
Ya
Ted would probably say "That`s gay, man"🤣
when he cries I just wanna hug him to make him feel better
I legit was on the verge of crying until John famed the whole thing.
I did this once to my cousin. Ironically he had a heart attack when I screamed. Thank God we were in a hospital
7:26
“ Hunny they are classy , they are not like us.” 😂
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
I think I know you
😂
I put a frownie face on Facebook! How the hell am I supposed to explain that?!!!
Perfect social commentary!
Ikr?! It's a very millennial thing to say!
There's is such a thing as having a life without social media!
Playing dead is not fucking funny!
Remind me not to get on her bad side
Every time I see the part when donnie is dancing I laugh so hard
Donnie? you mean the second Raphael to I think it was a Tiffany song
Ted : * plays a song *
Donny thoughts : dang it
Donny : * dances *
Ted : that’s the one
"They're classy, they aren't like us.." I love that line.
6:09 This scared the sh!t outta me in the theaters 😂😂
Scared the hell out of me too 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I laughed instead. 🤣🤣🤣
@@SayokoOnigii Well yeah of course I laughed too afterwards 😆
HES A ZOMBIE HES A FUCKING ZOMBIE
Her acting in this was crazy good 🤣
Am i the only one who literally cried at 2:00 ?
Of laughter?
“That means the world coming from someone that went to Arizona state” 😂
And for a second I thought this was a ted 3 trailer
Micheal Jackson’s Innocent same
dumbfucks
P
lol 974 stfu
lol 974 for real clearly has Ted 2 all over the freaking title 🤣🤣
" i put a frowny face on Facebook"😂😂😂😂
"No problem, we're a fun hospital"🤣🤣
1:59 there’s more than one Raphael😂. I wonder which one
2:03 - That's him
They all moved though. One stepped out of the cops way if u noticed. Lol
I wonder how embarrassing it would be if he wasn’t the ninja turtle and he just had the music playing
i thought it was gonna be the one all the to the right since Donni’s so short
@@cobracorporal6738 FBI open up
We’re a fun hospital just adds to how you know Seth MacFarlane directed this. Full family guy feel and I love it
Amanda's scream 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Him dancing to tiffany is hilarious.
Anyone else catch a pic of Family guy at 0:50😂 Seth Mcfarlane is awesome
Lol even in the first one ted says "I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin
Yep
On the right
Yep
I never noticed. Good eyes
6:15 it took years but John finally won a fight against Ted...............I guess
To be fair,
givin Ted himself the idea of Zombies
isn't out of the realm of possibility.
"No problem. We're a fun hospital."
If only he was wearing clown paint. Lol
“No problem we’re a fun hospital” omg 😂😂😂😂😂❤️
I just realized that the doctor here is also the teacher in the new series 🤣
“I put a frowny face on Facebook!” got me bruh lmao
“Johnny wake up”
“Johnny wake up”
“Johnny wake up”
“Johnny wake up”
“Johnny wake up”
“Johnny wake up”
“Johnny wake up”
“Johnny wake up”
“Johnny wake up”
*no*
*no*
I'm sorry, John.
Open your mouth
*No!*
6:21 me when my friend pranks me
I lost it at “Well, you could change your relationship status from ‘single’ to ‘it’s ‘complicated’.”
How he identified the bad guy is hilarious🤣🤣🤣
After playing music, dancing ,That’s him!
“No problem. We’re a fun hospital.”
Lmao 😂
Wait if Johnny wished to have ted to be alive cant ted pull the uno reverse card and revive him?
Emilio Figueroa EXACTLY I WAS THINKING THAT
OH THATS A VERY SMART THOUGHT!!!!
*REALIZATION 100*
You mean like Avatar the Last Airbender when Sokka's girlfriend becomes the moon?
That would kinda be stupid
"No honey! They're classy! They're not like us!" I laughed so hard I choked.
2:22 Johnny, wake up! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
May be a funny scene when Johnny woke up but Ted’s speech was really a touch to the heart.
Ted may be a foul-mouthed, pot-smoking teddy bear, but he's also a pretty decent guy and a down-to-earth friend. John's lucky to have him for a friend.
It was a Christmas miracle after all
Ted is also, most importantly, a fictional talking bear.
'No no honey they are classic they're not like us'the funniest line i've ever heard😂😂😂
Who is still enjoyed about how Mark jumpscares Ted and the girls? 🤣
We’re a fun hospital .. that part is gold
Honestly I low-key knew he was alive but he scared the shit out of me when he said “I GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER”
6:16 LMAO
No problem. We’re a fun hospital. Best line ever.