So glad Maryland was there. Accurate. And also “Smokey help I didn’t listen” I actually made that joke before I saw this video. Great minds think alike haha
And that’s on Larry and Yumi Hogan. But seriously, what a boss. Trump tells the governors to handle it themselves, Larry Hogan is the Chairman of the National Governors association so he said “oh, ok”. Negotiated with South Korea with the help of his South Korean wife and got 500,000 tests. He’s also a republican who has been outspoken about how trump should be doing things better and I love him for it.
You do know that most those tests he bought were flawed? They kept it really quiet but they had to buy a second batch. And it cost the taxpayers money. Here's the Marilyn government audit posted by a Maryland organization called MarylandMatters: "Maryland spent more than $11.9 million for 500,000 COVID-19 testing kits from South Korea during the early weeks of the pandemic, but a months-long legislative audit released Friday found no comprehensive contract for the purchase or the identity of the state employee who ultimately approved it. In April 2020, to much fanfare, Gov. Lawrence J. Hogan Jr. (R) and first lady Yumi Hogan greeted a Korean Air cargo plane at BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport for the delivery of 500,000 test kits from South Korean company LabGenomics. But nearly all of those tests were returned on June 23, and quietly replaced with a second batch of 500,000 tests at an additional cost of $2.5 million. The combined costs of the purchases, including shipping charges totaled $11,978,634, according to the report from the Office of Legislative Audits.
@@LKMNOPaight, ig. 2.5 mil is a lot cheaper than 10 mil, and it seems like he got replacements. Besides 11 mil isn't a lot to the states Like yes, transparency and honesty, but it doesn't seem like a big deal to me
Yeahhhhh, we're a mess in the Panhandle. First the Grim Reaper, then the fires. The main one actually started as someone doing an illegal burn on their property that got out of control because of how dry it has been
These are so good. I know GA and FL basically have AL covered, but I need AL to pop up at some point and remind everyone how many championships the University of Alabama has.
These are the most well researched comedy sketches I've ever seen in line with John Oliver, Stephen Colbert and John Stewart. You are incredible and we need more of this kind of breakthrough means of grinding into people's brains that shit is fucked up, and we all need to better know why. You're great. Keep it up.
Yessss the Maryland snark!! I cant wait for maryland to officially join the table to beat people with lacrosse sticks and make sure no one bullies baltimore except maryland
HAHA you know that means that Wisconsin/Indiana/Michigan: FIPs, man. Illinois: HEY! I got a shitton of weed! Michigan: I have some too! Wisconsin: Do you guys wanna play Frisbee golf?
sailtheplains yup, I feel like most people here honestly don’t want to be in Illinois because there is really nothing interesting besides in Chicago sometimes
Seriously, Texas sounds so much like my relatives {Native Texan here}. The conspiracy about COVID-19 being sent by China was seriously strong with them. Then the "murder hornets"showed up and it went to a whole new level.
My father in law thinks this. The virus was china's attempt to kill us with 5G but our medicine was too strong so they sent the murder hornets. (southeast texas)
1:27 Georgia waving the drivers test shocked me. I got to the DMV all ready to get my license and then i get in my car and no one gets in with me and I was like “what did I already fail?” And as I was about to open the door a lady with a clip board looked at me and said “Okay parallel park and after that back into your spot” I did and she goes “Okay you barely hit the cone but I’ll give you an 87 congratulations” And just like that I passed
Omg I didn’t think you would see my comment on the last video this is amazing! Your videos are on my fyp on tiktok all the time I love how creative they are!
I am SO THANKFUL for you and your work in making these great videos and the short video things too. I have been watching them all over and over again and they are getting funnier somehow. They are hilarious and I learn things about American history and culture and America in general I am from Australia and I love America too so please keep these coming
As someone who lives in Florida you have captured the essence of Florida. I love it. (Also, you are technically fire-proof in water that has no oil or flame ale chemicals. So, light fire-works on the docks & then jump.)
About 30 yrs ago Texas did almost the same thing with the drivers test. You had to complete driver's ed, and pass the written test. But no actual driver's test. And thank goodness bc I never could parallel park. And that's how they start the test here. If you don't pass that part, you don't even get on the street
Next week you need to talk about the McDonald's teenage workers literally got shot for telling customers the dining room was closed here in Oklahoma. It's the most ridiculous thing I've heard so far.
"Smokey, help! I didn't listen!" is a mood, I love your videos I've been watching every single one on repeat
I live in the panhandle and there's been a large area around I-10 on fire this week. It's been rough for people who still have to work.
Lol. I’m glad other folks got the reference 😂
sameeee
@@samminor3652 what the fuck is that translate
@@codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102 let samee do it
California fighting with himself is the best thing ever I need more of his surfing personality
Lol, Huntington Beach is the Florida of Cali. 🤣
california having a mental breakdown is [technical glitch] hilarious
I like to believe it would be a regional So Cal vs Nor Cal thing.
The leveling up of Jumanji is starting to get really extreme
Right? Level 9. They’re aiming for all 12 I guess.
So glad Maryland was there. Accurate. And also “Smokey help I didn’t listen” I actually made that joke before I saw this video. Great minds think alike haha
this is how im getting my news from now on
Me too, lol
ok as a west virginian this technical glitch thing is the most hilarious thing ever. thank you for covering this
Yesss
Texas: Now they're sending weaponized insects!
Florida: That checks out
I feel like even after the Rona is dealt with you should keep making these... they're so damn good
throwback to when we thought rona would ever be over
@@mueslibitch54 ahaha this comment was 6 months ago hahahahah
I think he started making them just before COVID-19 really hit, it's just a coincidence
Please
@@mueslibitch54 you said it
Does anyone else think that the "joyful chaos" smile from Florida is just SCREAMING to become a meme?
To call Iowa you just ask “which is better, Iowa or Iowa State?” 😂
Trueeeee Hawkeyes or Cyclones!!
Iowa is better
To call *ichigan do they same thing but with
*ichigan
Or just ask who’s got the bacon?!
To call Texas you just say the stars at night are big and bright.... Someone will come in with deep in the heart of Texas.
Every time I watch these all I can think is that it’s gonna be any day now before DC snaps and strait up tackles Florida
We have to get that in the new series
And that’s on Larry and Yumi Hogan. But seriously, what a boss. Trump tells the governors to handle it themselves, Larry Hogan is the Chairman of the National Governors association so he said “oh, ok”. Negotiated with South Korea with the help of his South Korean wife and got 500,000 tests. He’s also a republican who has been outspoken about how trump should be doing things better and I love him for it.
Amen brother
Larry & Charlie now have fantastic successors, too.
Maura & Wes will do the bluest states proud.
You do know that most those tests he bought were flawed? They kept it really quiet but they had to buy a second batch. And it cost the taxpayers money. Here's the Marilyn government audit posted by a Maryland organization called MarylandMatters:
"Maryland spent more than $11.9 million for 500,000 COVID-19 testing kits from South Korea during the early weeks of the pandemic, but a months-long legislative audit released Friday found no comprehensive contract for the purchase or the identity of the state employee who ultimately approved it.
In April 2020, to much fanfare, Gov. Lawrence J. Hogan Jr. (R) and first lady Yumi Hogan greeted a Korean Air cargo plane at BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport for the delivery of 500,000 test kits from South Korean company LabGenomics.
But nearly all of those tests were returned on June 23, and quietly replaced with a second batch of 500,000 tests at an additional cost of $2.5 million. The combined costs of the purchases, including shipping charges totaled $11,978,634, according to the report from the Office of Legislative Audits.
@@LKMNOPaight, ig. 2.5 mil is a lot cheaper than 10 mil, and it seems like he got replacements. Besides 11 mil isn't a lot to the states
Like yes, transparency and honesty, but it doesn't seem like a big deal to me
I'm so excited you included our [technical glitch] technical difficulties!!
"Old baby yoda" 🤣🤣🤣
Yeahhhhh, we're a mess in the Panhandle. First the Grim Reaper, then the fires. The main one actually started as someone doing an illegal burn on their property that got out of control because of how dry it has been
What was the Grim Reaper business? I didn't keep track of news for a long time.
"Joyful chaos" THAT'S A MOOD
DC:They arent murder hornets their asian hornets
Texas:I knew it
Washington:What do you know?
Me:He knows how to speak like a cowboy
Really though XD
"Smokey help! I didn't listen"
😭😂
Florida is literally me when I don't get enough sleep
sometimes i forget that Florida & California are twins, then SoCal comes out lmao
Did... Florida just set everything on fire?
Love your vids. My boyfriend and I quote some of your stuff bear daily. It really helps these days.
The first episode with Louisiana was my favorite. It was SO ACCURATE. Need more LA slang and craziness please.
These are so good. I know GA and FL basically have AL covered, but I need AL to pop up at some point and remind everyone how many championships the University of Alabama has.
These are the most well researched comedy sketches I've ever seen in line with John Oliver, Stephen Colbert and John Stewart. You are incredible and we need more of this kind of breakthrough means of grinding into people's brains that shit is fucked up, and we all need to better know why. You're great. Keep it up.
Florida's face when DC asked it it couldnt get any worse 😂😂
“Oh, oh no. SMOKEY HELP I DIDNT LISTEN!” - Florida
DC is our here just like how did this happen
also could we get colorado to join at some point. we are a mess over here
We fr are 😂😂
Seem accurate
Colorado is in some of his other videos :)
Christie Stevens really? i thought i had watched them all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yessss the Maryland snark!! I cant wait for maryland to officially join the table to beat people with lacrosse sticks and make sure no one bullies baltimore except maryland
Me: waiting for Illinois to be added also me: why are these so good
Yes
HAHA you know that means that
Wisconsin/Indiana/Michigan: FIPs, man.
Illinois: HEY! I got a shitton of weed!
Michigan: I have some too!
Wisconsin: Do you guys wanna play Frisbee golf?
sailtheplains yup, I feel like most people here honestly don’t want to be in Illinois because there is really nothing interesting besides in Chicago sometimes
Haha California. It really shows how they need to split the state. Southern and northern California is 2 different thing.
Sadly San Diego's beaches are going to be open. And almost every beach north of it is closed.
SLYTHERIN4ever 2 beaches in Orange County are open 😒 I live in LA it’s a little too close for comfort
@@christie8493 Hummm well California is being a little bipolar with its decisions about beaches
Question from Florida: which one’s north and which one’s south?
@@unanimouslyrandom2981 the one with blue shirt.
“Hey hon” is literally what we ALL say!😂
Smokey help I didn’t listen 😂😂😂😂😂 best part
I hope everyone knows Smokey the bear was real! He was a little cub saved in the Lincoln National Forest during a fire!
IM SO GLAD MARYLAND IS FINALLY INCLUDED
these are amazing and so fun to watch i cant imagine how much time and effort you put into being so many different states
Seriously, Texas sounds so much like my relatives {Native Texan here}. The conspiracy about COVID-19 being sent by China was seriously strong with them. Then the "murder hornets"showed up and it went to a whole new level.
My father in law thinks this. The virus was china's attempt to kill us with 5G but our medicine was too strong so they sent the murder hornets. (southeast texas)
My grandma thinks that too.
The truth is, murder hornets are here to sting us with gps trackers.
A whole new level, a whole new level as in a whole new level on jumanji 😌
@@SunadoraZokushi That's tinfoil-hat levels of bizarre.
Maryland said "hey hon" to the national guard
One of my favorite things about binging all these videos is watching the VIP list grow ◡̈
I've said it once. I've said it twice. NY needs to address the Broadway shutdowns.
LOL "I love this idea more than life" I fell out!
'For the blind drivers'! I wasn't ready for that.
"I've been able to do it since Disney bought the rights to Star Wars" 😭 why is it the Florida-Disney bits get me every time lmao
I think I speak for all of us when I say we want to see more of this California (Surfer Cali?)
yes! SoCal is hilarious
I’ve been binging your stuff during my migraines. Thanks for the laughs
Yo! Nice homage to the swamp fires in Santa rosa ben. Making a Florida boy proud.
To call Iowa just say “i hate the Huskers” or anything about corn
LMAO YES (I live in Iowa) or you just say “Iowa sucks” or “Iowa only has corn” and we get mad (I do but don’t lmao)
I just about watch these on repeat all day.
I'd be offended with Texas if it wasn't so damn true
California just casually having an identity crisis lol
I need South Dakota to show up whenever Iowa does.
Gotta have the two disasters.
2:04 “help” “murder hornets” “good” LOL
What did we do to deserve that?
Oh dear lord I love Florida’s character every time I see him he just gets more and more insane
1:27 Georgia waving the drivers test shocked me. I got to the DMV all ready to get my license and then i get in my car and no one gets in with me and I was like
“what did I already fail?”
And as I was about to open the door a lady with a clip board looked at me and said
“Okay parallel park and after that back into your spot”
I did and she goes
“Okay you barely hit the cone but I’ll give you an 87 congratulations” And just like that I passed
1:16
WWWOOOOOOOOWWWWW Florida just dissed himself
Thanks for captions, I read faster than they talk
These are fabulous. Thank you so much!!!
"Smokey, help. I didn't listen." Took me so off guard, I woke my house with laughter... they were not as amused.
I'm living for Florida and Louisiana going "WWOOOOOWW!!"
Omg I didn’t think you would see my comment on the last video this is amazing! Your videos are on my fyp on tiktok all the time I love how creative they are!
i need to see more of California's beach side
I am SO THANKFUL for you and your work in making these great videos and the short video things too. I have been watching them all over and over again and they are getting funnier somehow. They are hilarious and I learn things about American history and culture and America in general I am from Australia and I love America too so please keep these coming
Hahahha I'm impressed! I live in the panhandle, and didn't think people would remember the fires!
"Old Baby Yoda said that." I died lmao
As a Texan it hurts how fucking accurate this is XD Having a great time going back and rewatching all of the state videos haha
The Yoda voice! That’s where I cracked 😂
As someone who lives in Florida you have captured the essence of Florida. I love it. (Also, you are technically fire-proof in water that has no oil or flame ale chemicals. So, light fire-works on the docks & then jump.)
national guard is maryland's overprotective boyfreind. this has been in my mind.
The man that dressed as the grim reaper and went to beaches is my hero, honestly.
I'm obsessed with these 🥰
I watched the original trilogy with my dad and called Yoda 'old baby yoda' because of this. He cringed so bad 😂
"Old baby Yoda" just, yes
This is becoming a proper novel! I love it!
Maryland went from what he was then, and to the misfit state
"joyful chaos" ay that's a whole mood even so many months later
Anyone else watch these videos so much that they can say all the lines?
“Oh,Oh no Smoky help I didn’t listen”
Oh how I love Louisiana and Florida's friendship
Florida is so chaotic, i love him
I want a grim reaper outfit when I pass the bar. 😂
I love how Louisiana and Florida are friends lol
You are getting better and better. Keep up the growth bud!
This is AMAZING!
I needed this!!
2:23 I mean, it’s a theory, but it’s a theory I agree with. 😂
The panhandle is the the only
Part of the pan that won’t burn you. Yep, definitely true
It all unravels faster than I can point my town out on my hand
is the best
can you do more Mississippi ones
Broc Willingham PLEASE
Inaccurate Florida would have a grim reaper outfit
I live for this
About 30 yrs ago Texas did almost the same thing with the drivers test. You had to complete driver's ed, and pass the written test. But no actual driver's test. And thank goodness bc I never could parallel park. And that's how they start the test here. If you don't pass that part, you don't even get on the street
Mental break down cali is such a mood
We need more Maryland!
I've been watching these on tiktok, and the added content over here is great
Fantastic work, as usual
I love Florida!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😊 OMG ... IM SCREAMING. IM JUST... 👏 BEACH ON 👏 BEACH OFF
Lowkey waiting for Missouri to join the table
Gooble gobble! Gooble gobble, one of us! One of us!
Next week you need to talk about the McDonald's teenage workers literally got shot for telling customers the dining room was closed here in Oklahoma. It's the most ridiculous thing I've heard so far.
I had no idea that happened and that's just messed up, but I've been needing an excuse for Oklahoma to show up since "I O U" lol
@@rooster5man yeah it was pretty fucked up
I don't understand nat'l guard and maryland. When MaryLand says hey hon I'm wondering is the nat'l guard are dating. Don't judge me!
ALMOST CHOKED! THANK YOU, FOR GIVING FLORIDA THE LINE ONLY IF YOU GET CAUGHT!