Weekly News Recap 6/5

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @OrcaStar89
    @OrcaStar89 4 года назад +1255

    The rest of the states are like : get it together DC or we unleash Florida

    • @jackalope_games2217
      @jackalope_games2217 4 года назад +156

      Just imagine that all the states made a clear route from Florida to DC, and gave em’ all a pack a of beers and said “go for it, they didn’t listen”
      Just... imagine the chaos of hundreds of drunk Floridians going to DC and spreading chaos.

    • @mckennasmith8501
      @mckennasmith8501 4 года назад +13

      Awesomehopper 32 yesssssssss

    • @TheGoreforce
      @TheGoreforce 4 года назад +28

      @@jackalope_games2217 but it's cold up there, we good down here. Now for real this better not stop it's fucking glorious.

    • @heathercutler5114
      @heathercutler5114 4 года назад +22

      @@TheGoreforce oh wait- it shouldn't be cold right now! If we leave now, we should be there and back before it gets cold again!😊

    • @angelicahamptonhendrix1386
      @angelicahamptonhendrix1386 4 года назад +5

      Right!!!

  • @dyl.p9743
    @dyl.p9743 4 года назад +892

    Florida VS The US Military. I Can’t wait to get that tank.

  • @GeorgianPapist514
    @GeorgianPapist514 4 года назад +368

    Dc is broken and scared now. Wait until the next month comes and everyone in Florida has a stolen vehicle from the police.

    • @lordzaboem
      @lordzaboem 4 года назад +15

      Giving military fighting vehicles to the police is looking less and less like it was ever a good idea. And yet, it goes on and on...

  • @eliana_floyd
    @eliana_floyd 4 года назад +656

    Why watch the news when Ben Brainard can tell u everything that happens in ur country, and he can give u a good laugh?

  • @OrcaStar89
    @OrcaStar89 4 года назад +321

    FL : and I haven’t even begun
    Oh shit it’s bout to get craaaaaaaazy!!
    My fellow Floridians! Assemble!

    • @StormSpiritStudios
      @StormSpiritStudios 4 года назад +14

      I HAVE THE BARSTOOLS!

    • @miriamteresi7614
      @miriamteresi7614 4 года назад +10

      I know right? With all the military bases...what could we get into!

    • @kadensgurl19able
      @kadensgurl19able 3 года назад +3

      destroy!!!!!!!!!!!🙂😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

    • @Glossyhin
      @Glossyhin 2 года назад +3

      Yeeeeeep

    • @Shadow_Drip
      @Shadow_Drip 2 года назад +3

      May i join as an honorary Oregonian? I too like chaos 👉👈

  • @fayebanks2946
    @fayebanks2946 4 года назад +477

    The opening was AMAZING!! CA: “he’s in a bunker”. FL: “again, that guy can’t golf ⛳️ to save his life” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Petersenf
    @Petersenf 4 года назад +177

    I was half expecting a Dr. Who reference with all that WHO being thrown around. 😂

    • @haleyr6427
      @haleyr6427 4 года назад +3

      Fay Petersen so was I

    • @nostalgiaprincess
      @nostalgiaprincess 4 года назад +12

      nah. just a nod to abbott and costello.

    • @ShadowIanna
      @ShadowIanna 4 года назад +2

      I was kinda hoping for it but they blew it

    • @kwebst1
      @kwebst1 4 года назад +2

      @@nostalgiaprincess and the world health organization

    • @dilanwickramaratne3399
      @dilanwickramaratne3399 4 года назад +11

      "no the Doctor kinda of WHO"
      "Dr.Who??"

  • @bellayoakam8835
    @bellayoakam8835 4 года назад +417

    DC:
    we got the military
    Protesters not impressed at all: WE HAVE
    *Anonymous
    *The Witches
    *The Amish
    *The Karen's
    *The Bloods and Crips
    *Celebrities
    *Batman and the Joker
    *Gen Z (they are crazy)
    *The Black community
    *The LGBTQ+
    *Allies
    *POC
    *All 50 states
    *13 countries
    And we still haven't released Florida

    • @emmaaaron6490
      @emmaaaron6490 4 года назад +14

      Haha awesome

    • @lordzaboem
      @lordzaboem 4 года назад +27

      Cry havock and let slip the dog of sunshine?

    • @meowggiem
      @meowggiem 4 года назад +25

      gen z are a whole other breed. that’s from a gen z hehehe

    • @szechuan698
      @szechuan698 4 года назад +20

      You forgot Kpop stans

    • @stephenking1375
      @stephenking1375 4 года назад +7

      That still leaves about 85+% percent of population.

  • @simor2012
    @simor2012 4 года назад +424

    you better keep coming out with content, cause if you stop I'm assuming all of Florida went rogue. a truly terrifying prospect.

    • @StormSpiritStudios
      @StormSpiritStudios 4 года назад +23

      That's a great idea! SOMEONE GET THE CANNONS!!! ~Sincerely a Floridian

    • @jeremylodge
      @jeremylodge 2 года назад +6

      @@StormSpiritStudios don't say that, as a floridian I know there is someone out there that would take this seriously and go try to rob one of the forts that are scattered throughout the state

    • @StormSpiritStudios
      @StormSpiritStudios 2 года назад +5

      @@jeremylodge Whose to say someone hasn't already?

    • @jeremylodge
      @jeremylodge 2 года назад +5

      @@StormSpiritStudios fair point

  • @greenflarev2215
    @greenflarev2215 4 года назад +46

    Why is nobody acknowledging the on point clapback by Minnesota at the end there?

  • @janimefreak
    @janimefreak 4 года назад +63

    I'd like to see Kentucky explain their senator holding up progress on the Anti-Lynching bill because he doesn't like how it is worded.

  • @tonic_exotic7858
    @tonic_exotic7858 4 года назад +149

    Domt worry florida i saw you launch the rocket

  • @eliana_floyd
    @eliana_floyd 4 года назад +100

    I honestly don't think that I would survive quarantine without these videos, lol! I would never know anything

  • @baklava_consumer
    @baklava_consumer 4 года назад +56

    It's amazing to see you taking all this crap going on and still making me smile!

  • @janaehush7377
    @janaehush7377 4 года назад +64

    WV is a mood with the [technical glitch].

  • @seripanther
    @seripanther 4 года назад +102

    MN: More reasonable than DC, more volatile than FL. Proud of my state.

  • @clsnip017
    @clsnip017 4 года назад +78

    I'm with Florida for once

    • @lordzaboem
      @lordzaboem 4 года назад +6

      Welcome to the Dark Side my apprentice, let the orange juice flow through you.

    • @queenlemon348
      @queenlemon348 4 года назад

      Scott Gastineau OML XD

  • @queenlemon348
    @queenlemon348 4 года назад +11

    DC is like Florida’s caregiver....
    “I’m about to do something drastic”
    “Please don’t!”

  • @ellieblake8917
    @ellieblake8917 4 года назад +44

    I'm crying laughing again
    Florida man lives on

  • @rwaitwhat
    @rwaitwhat 4 года назад +34

    Me at the beginning of these videos: "why is Florida the main character?"
    Me now: "heh heh heh get 'im Florida"

    • @TheGoreforce
      @TheGoreforce 4 года назад +7

      You can't have a video about the country and not have the 3rd largest state within it being a main stay. Especailly because we actually make news both historical and hysterical.

  • @LordNevyn84
    @LordNevyn84 4 года назад +14

    Florida is my absolute favorite. "I haven't even begun" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariellinda8624
    @mariellinda8624 4 года назад +30

    Tough week. You did good. Poor spacemen.

  • @cowboydog2579
    @cowboydog2579 2 года назад +2

    I am a Floridian and I actually have a basement. Every single person I tell is absolutely shocked and I take pride in that.

  • @Jaguar121114
    @Jaguar121114 4 года назад +15

    Thank you for your content, you are by far one of my favorite people to watch.

  • @neptunesmoonss
    @neptunesmoonss 4 года назад +57

    1. DC is just... breaking down. Both of them. I still like the character just not what DC is doing.
    2. Who... joined the table?
    (Quick edit: Not the World Health Organisation)

  • @nim7511
    @nim7511 4 года назад +24

    Most of Iowa: protesting and doing good
    That one part of Iowa that I just happen to be in: rain rain rain tornado rain rain

    • @LoreTheRacoon
      @LoreTheRacoon 4 года назад +1

      Im over in Des Moines debating if going out to buy candles i need is worth it lmao

  • @wfow1448
    @wfow1448 2 года назад +2

    "I'm bot to do somethin' drastic!" is probably the best call Florida's ever used.

  • @adammichalowicz7976
    @adammichalowicz7976 4 года назад +11

    Love your videos. The weekly recaps have made this quarantine a lot funnier and much more tolerable.

  • @SLMichaels
    @SLMichaels 4 года назад +20

    Oh DC, if we Floridians can’t stay inside during a hurricane why start now? And FL wonderful job with blowing the Tropical Storm away👍🏻

  • @nataliew4755
    @nataliew4755 4 года назад +4

    I laughed out loud when Florida mentioned the I-4 eyesore! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JanineStoryteller
    @JanineStoryteller 4 года назад +4

    Excellent! I love these videos! Thank you! And the WHO "who's on first" routine and The Who reference was hilarious!

  • @minatonamikaze2014
    @minatonamikaze2014 3 года назад +5

    DC: I have an Army.
    The rest of the states: We have a Florida.

  • @ThePFBoD
    @ThePFBoD 4 года назад +15

    I am legitimately waiting to hear about a tank being stolen now

  • @loganu4664
    @loganu4664 4 года назад +2

    Florida's "I'm boutta do somethin DRASTIC!!!" made me lose it

  • @satanssecretary1329
    @satanssecretary1329 3 года назад +1

    Florida: I haven't even begun.
    Me, who is WAY TOO CLOSE to Florida: * fear

  • @of_the_void_and_stars
    @of_the_void_and_stars 4 года назад +9

    Yeah Florida has not even started yet, DC better be getting scared

  • @erinm_4600
    @erinm_4600 4 года назад +5

    Bless you, Sir. BLESS YOU. /crying

  • @be0bara
    @be0bara 4 года назад +4

    This was an excellent video trying to capture a portion of the past couple of weeks. Also, FL stole a SWAT van!?! Damn.

    • @TheGoreforce
      @TheGoreforce 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/e3IFnx5TqI8/видео.html&feature=emb_logo

  • @drizzt102
    @drizzt102 2 года назад +2

    Florida getting all serious with the madness smile "I would like to remind you, I haven't even begun." I'm fucking dying.

  • @forty_two42
    @forty_two42 3 года назад +1

    How shit I forgot about the military in NY. They put a friggin tank in front of the capital building in Albany. I saw it everyday on my bus ride to work. Shit was scary

  • @mildlymarvelous
    @mildlymarvelous 4 года назад +5

    These videos are a great way to keep up on current events with a healthy dose of humor. Keep it up, Ben!

  • @Phoenixheart77
    @Phoenixheart77 4 года назад +7

    The one time Florida can be excited about science.

  • @teletubbiesharvest5615
    @teletubbiesharvest5615 Год назад +4

    man really makes me miss when these protests were at their height 😞

  • @sambutler953
    @sambutler953 4 года назад +6

    Meanwhile, Maine is in the corner with New Hampshire and Vermont going, “I mean they’re right but, Christ, turn down the crazy a few notches, ay bud?”

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 4 года назад +3

    Thank you, Ben for making me laugh after a tough week!

  • @SickSilckMan
    @SickSilckMan 4 года назад +10

    "Who."
    "You."
    "Me what?"
    "Tell me who you cut ties with!"
    "The WHO!"
    Me: *whispers* third base

    • @cosmic_poet7326
      @cosmic_poet7326 2 года назад

      Oh my god, I had the same exact thought.

  • @jvillain9946
    @jvillain9946 2 года назад +3

    What people say: The government needs to change
    What the government hears: The government needs to change...for the worse.

  • @autumm.kenneylmt6013
    @autumm.kenneylmt6013 4 года назад +2

    "I've been sheltering in place since March, and this tropical storm was absolutely nothing. 😒" 🤣🤣🤣
    Anyway, thanks for the laughs.

  • @lordzaboem
    @lordzaboem 4 года назад +3

    These recaps are just getting funnier, and your accents are just getting better.

  • @pug_in_a_rug1017
    @pug_in_a_rug1017 4 года назад

    I love this! I live in Florida and I promise you if we get a chance we WILL get that tank.

  • @arisymphony
    @arisymphony 4 года назад +4

    A rocket WITH PEOPLE no less! First one in a decade! I saw it :)

  • @nostalgiaprincess
    @nostalgiaprincess 4 года назад +6

    FL: your rocket launch was the highlight of my year! 🚀🧑🏻‍🚀🤓

  • @glennawhiteman6335
    @glennawhiteman6335 4 года назад +3

    I love watching these and remembering everything that has happened this year! WTF 2020!

  • @nprins4460
    @nprins4460 4 года назад +7

    Next time, we ride through DC. With 1,000 horses.

    • @northern_law738
      @northern_law738 3 года назад

      Floridians will lead the way on chariots being pulled by alligators.

  • @saraboatman632
    @saraboatman632 4 года назад +2

    loving the classic abbott and costello comedy

  • @savannahhope4829
    @savannahhope4829 4 года назад +4

    I mean I love your content already. I make anyone I know watch it, but this was even better.

  • @RobertKeilOK
    @RobertKeilOK 4 года назад +3

    Great work Ben ! Keep these up!!!

  • @TampaBrandiCK
    @TampaBrandiCK 4 года назад +3

    I heard a tank got stolen in Atlanta, GA

  • @oreowooyoung
    @oreowooyoung 4 года назад +35

    2020 version of Who's on First?

  • @DonovanPresents
    @DonovanPresents 4 года назад +4

    This made me smile so hard!

  • @JoAnnaQuincey
    @JoAnnaQuincey 4 года назад +4

    Oh, we getting a tank. And some jets!!

  • @gay_3815
    @gay_3815 4 года назад +1

    Lol a basement? Florida?
    You made my day

  • @richiejohnson
    @richiejohnson 4 года назад +1

    At 3:40. Did LA just say that he and FL had "come together?" Is that the real nature of their special friendship, or is it just all those years of being contiguous? No privacy, I mean

  • @mysteryname6792
    @mysteryname6792 3 года назад +1

    This is like the "Who's on first, What's on second" routine but current news.

  • @adrianacrfilm
    @adrianacrfilm 4 года назад +1

    in Providence RI, 20 minutes away from my house, they burned a cop car... and now we have a curfew

  • @hottopic3622
    @hottopic3622 3 года назад +2

    “I have already stolen a SWAT van, I WILL steal a tank.”

  • @vivianblakely8573
    @vivianblakely8573 4 года назад +1

    "Stares in Why"😂😂

  • @Whooachannel
    @Whooachannel 4 года назад +1

    Ah Florida. You always make me proud that I was born and raised here.

  • @ayasaad9658
    @ayasaad9658 4 года назад +1

    the captions are always my favorite

  • @betterlooking120
    @betterlooking120 4 года назад +1

    florida and minnesota really snapped in this one

  • @courtneykelly2028
    @courtneykelly2028 2 года назад +1

    The fact that DC is in complete fear fuels me for some reason

  • @ajparrish1988
    @ajparrish1988 4 года назад

    Florida all day man you are great

  • @kassandraspagnola5488
    @kassandraspagnola5488 4 года назад +2

    I cannot wait until Florida begins

  • @JediknightVampire
    @JediknightVampire 4 года назад +7

    The Hillsborough library system has them as well because the guy who founded them make them SOP. Anything down there will get water damage.
    We didn’t burn down a mall. We burn a strip mall across the street from the mall

    • @heathercutler5114
      @heathercutler5114 4 года назад +1

      The one with the AT&T, or the one with the book store?🤔

  • @nathan-ch7en
    @nathan-ch7en 4 года назад +2

    I think MN should've been in this more since this is where it started

  • @IcySnowfiPopsicle
    @IcySnowfiPopsicle 4 года назад +2

    These always are able to make me laugh, it just hurts me how Illinois is represented 😭

  • @alexalessllc.7745
    @alexalessllc.7745 4 года назад +1

    Bud and Lou are so proud of ya!

  • @oar127
    @oar127 4 года назад

    Even a small town in PA(mine) has had a massive riot where police got aggressive. Whoo!

  • @guynorth3277
    @guynorth3277 4 года назад

    I might have caught this 'who' routine somewhere along the lines, but you did have me laughing.

  • @tastefullysinfull5570
    @tastefullysinfull5570 4 года назад +1

    The nightly world news should be done like this with satire and humor

  • @kaylynnsanderville7014
    @kaylynnsanderville7014 4 года назад

    I love these so much they're amazing

  • @abby7225
    @abby7225 4 года назад

    I am so happy i found these videos! *joyful chaos*

  • @kittykatbrisbane4513
    @kittykatbrisbane4513 4 года назад

    Your channel is so much better than watching the news.

  • @Alessandro0917
    @Alessandro0917 4 года назад

    I feel like Florida stealing a Swat vehicle is just a random Tuesday over there.

  • @tiffanychamblee4664
    @tiffanychamblee4664 4 года назад

    Thank you 🖤☺️

  • @Qwertky
    @Qwertky 4 года назад +2

    I was flipping that day between Channel 9 and Fox. SpaceX launch *flip* Riots *flip* Merlin engines *flip* Molotov cocktails...

  • @Cal90208
    @Cal90208 4 года назад

    As a Californian, “California judgement” is funny

  • @workinprogress3329
    @workinprogress3329 4 года назад +1

    Florida: We shot a rocket into space... Anyone see that ???? NO.....
    Accurate.

  • @panda2ism
    @panda2ism 4 года назад +15

    "that could take years!"
    "and burning down precinct only took a couple of minutes"
    fucking heard that!

  • @sisi7304
    @sisi7304 2 года назад +1

    I thought WHO usually is pronounced line saying the letters, W-H-O, not “who”, I feel like that would ease the confusion Florida has

  • @reknit96
    @reknit96 4 года назад +1

    *Stares in WHY* 🤣

  • @Theworldiscomplex
    @Theworldiscomplex Год назад +1

    Round of applause for Florida shooting a rocket into space he followed science and didn’t destroy a bunch of things

  • @heathercutler5114
    @heathercutler5114 4 года назад

    I love that you broth the I-4 Eyesore into this!😂😂😂

  • @Just_A_Zach
    @Just_A_Zach 4 года назад +3

    anybody excited to see if Arizona has beef with California when they enter the chat?

  • @norahjo4025
    @norahjo4025 4 года назад

    omg. MN's line was the BEST.

  • @liblib620
    @liblib620 2 года назад

    Oh oh! I was there when Florida shot a rocket into space. I watched from a park near-by. It was so cool!

  • @friedchickenera
    @friedchickenera 4 года назад

    I can’t wait for a compilation of all of these

  • @ludicrousspeed6422
    @ludicrousspeed6422 3 года назад +1

    I saw the rocket Florida, don't worry.

  • @Luvvie90
    @Luvvie90 4 года назад +5

    I tell my boyfriend how much I love you after every video. He gets it.

  • @rarz1014
    @rarz1014 4 года назад +4

    Utah: The Mormon Karen’s came out