YOUR ASS IS BIGGER THAN MY FUTURE! | Adrian Gee | Comment Trolling

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @AdrianGruszka
    @AdrianGruszka  7 лет назад +142

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    • @pratikparmar5665
      @pratikparmar5665 6 лет назад

      Adrian Gee LIP KISS A BOY IN INTRO

    • @kevins4868
      @kevins4868 6 лет назад

      Adrian Gee omg you are too funny !!!

    • @eddiecurry1587
      @eddiecurry1587 6 лет назад

      Say:”is that a mirror in your pants cause I can really see myself in there”

    • @eddiecurry1587
      @eddiecurry1587 6 лет назад

      Say there is only gonna be 7 planets after Uranus

    • @sbkspecialist1609
      @sbkspecialist1609 6 лет назад

      Adrian Gee go to a girl and say if she eats too many banana would she become a boy? 😂

  • @just1jack
    @just1jack 8 лет назад +2649

    Go up to a girl and ask her "Do u have a boyfriend"
    "Yes."
    "Oh, me too!"

  • @justcaleb9027
    @justcaleb9027 8 лет назад +346

    Say, I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get... Then smile sorta of weirdly

    • @ALesnev
      @ALesnev 8 лет назад +25

      Fenwick Vlogs she'd probably reply: 'I guess it will take me 30 seconds to solve you'

    • @20IYKE
      @20IYKE 8 лет назад

      Thatyoutubeguy what a savage!!!

    • @mrmisterman999
      @mrmisterman999 8 лет назад

      DVE-TV
      rawr

    • @yomankass2373
      @yomankass2373 8 лет назад

      Fenwick Vlogs fhrn

    • @woshua3143
      @woshua3143 8 лет назад +2

      Fenwick Vlogs you can't make a cube harder....if your an accual cuber with sone cube knowledge know how dumb this comment is

  • @lexbanz1362
    @lexbanz1362 8 лет назад +1580

    SAY THAT : Kissme and Kissyou are on a boat, kissyou falls off, Who remains on the Boat? 😎

    • @malik1416
      @malik1416 8 лет назад

      ΔLEXBΔNZ W

    • @killshotff2123
      @killshotff2123 8 лет назад

      hhh

    • @alexnierh4670
      @alexnierh4670 8 лет назад +5

      Good evening

    • @othmanalq9849
      @othmanalq9849 8 лет назад +4

      ΔLEXBΔNZ no no no no, kissyou falls so she says kiss me, then he says alright and shit happens next? Idfk

    • @lexbanz1362
      @lexbanz1362 8 лет назад +1

      Othman Alq this is what i said 😂

  • @alexbainbridge7160
    @alexbainbridge7160 7 лет назад +906

    Go up to a girl and say will you be my boyfriend

  • @ign_angry
    @ign_angry 6 лет назад +910

    *you are here for **4:15*
    Thank me by a like

  • @yosupscho
    @yosupscho 8 лет назад +862

    Whisper into someone's ear "I'm gonna drink all the milk in your refrigerator so you can't have cereal in the morning"

  • @cloroxbleach7067
    @cloroxbleach7067 8 лет назад +741

    go to a girl and say; you are nothing to me , because nothing is perfect .

  • @LlamaDrama142
    @LlamaDrama142 8 лет назад +211

    Legend has it that Asian dude in the blue still doesn't know what's going on.

  • @ahsansaeed1566
    @ahsansaeed1566 8 лет назад +363

    Go to a girl and say " How do you like your eggs to be? scrambled, poached or fertilized?"

  • @misterclean7570
    @misterclean7570 7 лет назад +135

    go up to a girl and say:
    roses are okay,
    violets are Fine,
    you will be the 6,
    and I will be the 9.

    • @Lila_b777
      @Lila_b777 5 лет назад

      Mister clean THIS HAS EXACTLY 69 LIKES I-

    • @canthischannelget1subscrib928
      @canthischannelget1subscrib928 5 лет назад +2

      No more likes for this comment . Let it always be 69 . Because that’s what he wished for .

    • @Lila_b777
      @Lila_b777 5 лет назад

      おかぴーぽー dont

    • @deepalij9475
      @deepalij9475 5 лет назад

      You're like 3 and am like 6 we don't mix.

    • @dayalram9612
      @dayalram9612 4 года назад

      @@deepalij9475 😃

  • @bloodcorer
    @bloodcorer 8 лет назад +535

    Got to a girl and told ''hey i got a pokemon in my underwear, do you wanna catch it?''

  • @Rob4cashh
    @Rob4cashh 8 лет назад +1006

    Everyone like this so he can see it.
    Have plenty of papers and walk up to somebody and pretend that they bumped into you. When they start to help you pick up the papers randomly walk away. .

  • @matidemare5790
    @matidemare5790 8 лет назад +503

    Go and say: 'My love for you is like diarrea, i can't hold it"

  • @gunnerwolf666
    @gunnerwolf666 8 лет назад +127

    Go to a girl and say "are you Gillette? because your the best a man can get"

  • @sumanyudeora7460
    @sumanyudeora7460 8 лет назад +78

    Go to a girl and say 'Is your name Dumbledore because you look like a headmaster'

  • @Wolfman5678
    @Wolfman5678 8 лет назад +184

    Say to a girl: "Hey today is the international day of the kiss. Do you want to celebrate with me?"

    • @pegasis4902
      @pegasis4902 8 лет назад

      SEXY GIRLS TWERKING N STRIP TEASE IN HD ON MY CHANNEL ;)

    • @manvirkhaira7144
      @manvirkhaira7144 8 лет назад

      Also Go hug a Stranger and say"WE'ALL BE WITH ALLAH SOON ALLA HU AKHBAR" do it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jamesrodriguez3246
      @jamesrodriguez3246 8 лет назад

      maziki Pingu wait are u talking about us Arabs in our countries and if u are then ur wrong and by a long shot cause I'm our countries there are a lot of sexy and beautiful women but we marry them first

    • @obeyyxpanchoox190
      @obeyyxpanchoox190 8 лет назад

      +maziki Pingu lmaoo u wild

    • @obeyyxpanchoox190
      @obeyyxpanchoox190 8 лет назад

      +James Rodriguez all yall women wear jihads and yall get horny when you catch a glimpse of dem ankles so foh

  • @mareksarluska4380
    @mareksarluska4380 8 лет назад +89

    In the middle of conversation with a girl: "Whoah, I do have a girlfriend, stop seducing me"

  • @gameelii5198
    @gameelii5198 8 лет назад +48

    Go up to a girl and tell her
    "wanna be my girlfriend"
    When she says "No"
    Say "What's the point of the one if you find them at the wrong time" and leave

    • @gameelii5198
      @gameelii5198 8 лет назад +3

      With madness

    • @ibrax1
      @ibrax1 8 лет назад +3

      What are you referring to with "the one"?

    • @SciAntGaming
      @SciAntGaming 8 лет назад +1

      +Ibos Neo is the One.

    • @RizzerAI
      @RizzerAI 8 лет назад

      not everybody knows the matrix quote

    • @SciAntGaming
      @SciAntGaming 8 лет назад

      you Not everyone knows a lot of things.

  • @anskuhei5758
    @anskuhei5758 6 лет назад +20

    Say :
    Have you seen my daddy?
    Then just freeze and when another person walks by say : DADDY !!!

  • @jarjeguzman5676
    @jarjeguzman5676 6 лет назад +193

    4:15 for those who dont have patience

    • @nightsfall3n
      @nightsfall3n 6 лет назад

      You again

    • @nightsfall3n
      @nightsfall3n 6 лет назад

      Fuck you bitch

    • @nightsfall3n
      @nightsfall3n 6 лет назад

      I see you in every video

    • @marzio9637
      @marzio9637 6 лет назад

      @@nightsfall3n Yeah i know this guy. might be fat

    • @nightsfall3n
      @nightsfall3n 6 лет назад +2

      @@marzio9637 i think he is lonely guy watching youtube 24/7

  • @surajgoplani655
    @surajgoplani655 8 лет назад +36

    'My mom cheated on me. What should i do ?'

  • @archan_ghosh
    @archan_ghosh 8 лет назад +172

    Go to a girl and say "I just farted can you smell it?"

  • @Jancek34
    @Jancek34 8 лет назад +386

    i wish i could talk to people like you, i'm too shy :(

    • @Jancek34
      @Jancek34 8 лет назад

      hahaha

    • @SecondCitySaint97
      @SecondCitySaint97 7 лет назад +6

      Dennis XXL how?

    • @ginamdaisley462
      @ginamdaisley462 7 лет назад +39

      Just have the attitude where u don't give a fuuuk and it will help, trust me lol

    • @emil_king8237
      @emil_king8237 7 лет назад +14

      Japek34 I used to be extremely shy but then 1 day I woke up and was so depressed that I stopped giving a damn about anything. I took full advantage of my depression and tried to get 100 rejections on anything within the next 10 days. I've used to go to hotels and attempt persuading them to rent a room for free, exhibit douchebag behavior at strangers then ask for money, tried bargaining with many Chinese & many other random shit that I was unlikely to succeed. Do this and soon, you'll be desensitized towards it.

    • @germangarcia9538
      @germangarcia9538 6 лет назад +6

      llamaswithouthats That's amazing great advice ill be trying this & Dennis XXL advice as well.

  • @hayleydeblieck7604
    @hayleydeblieck7604 7 лет назад +82

    Walk up to a guy and say "is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I feel the connection"

  • @Tukomi
    @Tukomi 7 лет назад +5

    Awesome video Adrian Gee! XD I'm laughing my ass off!

    • @Sahaib3005
      @Sahaib3005 3 года назад +1

      First

    • @Sahaib3005
      @Sahaib3005 3 года назад +1

      Usually verified comments get a lot of likes...

  • @andyi7297
    @andyi7297 8 лет назад +117

    the girl with the wifi line was really cute

  • @abdiasvergara1474
    @abdiasvergara1474 8 лет назад +34

    Tell a random girl: "I saw you in my dream last night" then stare at her for a few seconds and say "it was a wet one"

  • @FabioALB
    @FabioALB 8 лет назад +46

    Say to a girl: "I am a good cook. With 2 eggs, 1 sausage and a little bit of milk I can fill your tummy for 9 months".

  • @MayurJumani
    @MayurJumani 8 лет назад

    Go to someone and say, "I have a galaxy note 7 in my pocket. Do you want to have a blast?"

    • @MayurJumani
      @MayurJumani 8 лет назад

      oh oh.... "Girl are you a galaxy note 7? Cauz you're a bomb!"

  • @emAdharshajha
    @emAdharshajha 6 лет назад +11

    Are you a geologist??
    Bcoz ur body rocks baby😂😂

  • @sebastianlund2268
    @sebastianlund2268 8 лет назад +26

    -Hey! would it matter if i were rich or not or would you still date me?
    -No it wouldnt matter?
    -Ok great you pay for the dinner tonight!

    • @sebastianlund2268
      @sebastianlund2268 8 лет назад

      Srry for bad english...

    • @why343why3
      @why343why3 7 лет назад +4

      Sebastian Lund you should not apologize if it is not your first language

  • @umairusman
    @umairusman 8 лет назад +62

    Go up to someone and say, 'in 7 days, you will know' , then walk away

  • @fireblade3655
    @fireblade3655 8 лет назад +91

    This dude looks like STIFFLER... LOL LEGEND.

  • @peterbradley655
    @peterbradley655 8 лет назад +6

    "Can I borrow your thighs for a moment?"
    "What?"
    "I mean, not right now. But later on, can I borrow your thighs?"

  • @linettem5912
    @linettem5912 7 лет назад +81

    go to a girl and say: Marry Me . Outloud

    • @50Battles
      @50Battles 5 лет назад +2

      That's what I said

    • @jondagel3249
      @jondagel3249 5 лет назад

      Not liking cuz there's 69 likes srry

  • @declanjonez1030
    @declanjonez1030 8 лет назад +7

    Go up to a girl and a boy and say "can I get your number" when the girl goes to reply say "sorry I was talking to him"

  • @adnansafi3310
    @adnansafi3310 8 лет назад +64

    Go Up to someone and Say My Mom Cheated On me :D ...

  • @neihana5945
    @neihana5945 8 лет назад +46

    Say "hi" to a girl then just stare at her and don't reply

  • @AFBCLANCHANNEL
    @AFBCLANCHANNEL 7 лет назад +34

    Talk to someone and while your talking change the topic 😂

  • @mikehughes17
    @mikehughes17 6 лет назад +1

    Go up to a girl a say "So this is how things are going to go I walk up to you I say some stupid shit you give me your number and then we all live happily ever after sound good"

  • @baussgauss3027
    @baussgauss3027 8 лет назад +7

    Go up to someone and grab their bottle, then do the bottle flip with it. 😂😂

  • @nezen588
    @nezen588 8 лет назад +232

    go to a girl and say " i'm isis member, join isis we will give u money, cars... anything u want"

  • @sanwalfarooque2747
    @sanwalfarooque2747 8 лет назад +72

    what the fuck! I cringed like 100000000 times while watching this video ...

    • @ricky5538
      @ricky5538 8 лет назад +4

      Yep, that's our insecurity that makes us cringe. Adrian is more confident, so he doesn't cringe. He can just sit and stare even when the other person feels awkward. That's what puts him on a higher level than you or me.

    • @gamerviking1557
      @gamerviking1557 8 лет назад

      get melted by ricky...

  • @Isaiyahhhhh
    @Isaiyahhhhh 5 лет назад +2

    Go up to a girl and say 'hey can I show you a magic trick " then say "close your eyes" and walk off and do it 3 times XD

  • @manas_singh
    @manas_singh 7 лет назад +39

    Say to a Girl, "I got my pubes shaved and now have started missing them. Do you know how long does it take for them to grow back on an average ?"

  • @zuckmeoff3035
    @zuckmeoff3035 8 лет назад +6

    Ask someone "can I touch your currawong?" Currawong is a type of bird but it'll confuse them lmao

  • @cally2006
    @cally2006 8 лет назад +5

    'What's 1 + 1? ... Are we official yet?'

  • @JoelKupiainen
    @JoelKupiainen 8 лет назад +35

    Go up to girl and say. Want to be my fwb and after shes like no you scream Yeyy!!!

    • @seda5112
      @seda5112 8 лет назад

      Lol

    • @unreleasedvideos7100
      @unreleasedvideos7100 8 лет назад +3

      Hey Say TO a old lady or a women "do you wanna see the biggest and best D and reach into your pants and pull out a paper Letter D" Lol PLEASE USE THIS

    • @chroma8702
      @chroma8702 8 лет назад

      +Himan26rt_YT Games no

    • @unreleasedvideos7100
      @unreleasedvideos7100 8 лет назад

      Chroma BeatBox Why not?😒

    • @seda5112
      @seda5112 8 лет назад +1

      Because it is kinda rude.

  • @bantuu
    @bantuu 6 лет назад

    Take a piece of paper and tell someone: 'Do you know what makes my puns different?'
    'not only they are bad, but they are (slowly tear the page) tear-a-able'

  • @idkwhyibothered
    @idkwhyibothered 5 лет назад

    The cameraman deserves a medal for keeping his nerves and not shaking I’d be dying lol. 😂

  • @nishantjasra5291
    @nishantjasra5291 8 лет назад +72

    the girl you propose "will you be my Girlfriend" is damn pretty...............feeling like to actually propose her

  • @umarsharif8471
    @umarsharif8471 8 лет назад +169

    Great confidence,,,,
    i wish i have that confidence

  • @manuj371
    @manuj371 8 лет назад +6

    Go to a girl and say,
    Usually 1+1 = 2 , but in our case 1 + 1 will be 3 ;)

  • @nikkossta
    @nikkossta 5 лет назад +1

    1:21 that girl had such a cute smile and way of saying hey...

  • @sidharthes
    @sidharthes 6 лет назад +1

    0:00 is the funniest bit I've seen in this series so far.

  • @Youre
    @Youre 8 лет назад +7

    "If I was playing Scrabble, I'd put U and I on top of eachother

  • @torabora2530
    @torabora2530 8 лет назад +42

    1:03 u count only when its cold
    in summer wrinkles desapear

  • @erebos6485
    @erebos6485 8 лет назад +31

    "Do you have 10 min. time and 9 inces space?"

  • @damo06ab
    @damo06ab 8 лет назад

    That guy at 2:10 getting anxious hands from the surprise of the whispering, but still managing to be cool at reply "Excellent".

  • @nathanvarela8067
    @nathanvarela8067 8 лет назад +1

    I laughed out a fart when he said the thing about the ballsack😂😂

  • @Champ.offisiell
    @Champ.offisiell 8 лет назад +4

    Say to a girl sitting on a bench: - I've been thinking about this for a very long time...
    then propose to her ;P

  • @swaroop7021
    @swaroop7021 6 лет назад +5

    1:19 the girl has the sweetest smile i'v ever seen

  • @Wasteman-qz6gs
    @Wasteman-qz6gs 6 лет назад +8

    Go to a girl and say “what did Cinderella do when she got to the ball, she gaged. Then say nothing just stare at her

  • @punjabi2006blood
    @punjabi2006blood 6 лет назад

    girl asked, do you studied here, adrian replied., i dont study, i just come here randomly lol - legend

  • @peterbradley655
    @peterbradley655 8 лет назад

    "Can I borrow your glasses really fast, I'm having trouble reading this text?"
    Put them on top of your head or hang off your shirt.
    "Thanks, here you go. You were really helpful. What's your number? ... Oh, wait, I'll need those again to put it into my phone."

  • @oldacc1999
    @oldacc1999 6 лет назад +14

    he looks so stress in the ending.. XD

  • @evolution71
    @evolution71 8 лет назад +20

    That girl at 1:35 is damn cute

    • @Spidr-Man
      @Spidr-Man 8 лет назад +1

      i knooowww... what college is that??

  • @Lazardus1
    @Lazardus1 8 лет назад +99

    This guy on drugs 100% at the end look at him, talking slowly, red eyes,smiling like marina joyce!!!!!!

    • @mrpopodapulos4493
      @mrpopodapulos4493 8 лет назад +12

      weed is not drug

    • @ThePlugTurtle
      @ThePlugTurtle 8 лет назад

      +Lord Scarukaruka
      no weed is proven to be worse than cocaine if you do it more then 4 times

    • @asdfgoogle
      @asdfgoogle 8 лет назад

      4 times in a day?

    • @ThePlugTurtle
      @ThePlugTurtle 8 лет назад +2

      ***** 4 times in a lifetime will do irrevocable damage

    • @ThePlugTurtle
      @ThePlugTurtle 8 лет назад +1

      *****
      i know someone who did it 7 times and can you guess where he is now?
      bald and heroin

  • @nishantcharas
    @nishantcharas 6 лет назад +1

    Australian's have very smooth and decent accent, nice. love from India!

  • @ctrlyohotv5131
    @ctrlyohotv5131 5 лет назад

    I’m convinced you get stoned when you get home and film the outro 😂

  • @pauloricardohandrak
    @pauloricardohandrak 6 лет назад +15

    5:15s jumpscare

  • @panosdimitrako8330
    @panosdimitrako8330 8 лет назад +40

    tell her a pick up line and if she says she has a boyfriend thell her you have an english exams tomorrow .... so? i thought we were listing thing that we can cheat on

  • @usamasaleem9496
    @usamasaleem9496 6 лет назад

    You are so down to earth and thats what i love about you...!!!
    Thanks for such an awesome video

  • @yoopark6965
    @yoopark6965 6 лет назад +1

    Girl on thumbnail must have to be given lifetime miss universe Title...😍😍😍😍
    Shes so perfect OMG

  • @skifyregaming4819
    @skifyregaming4819 6 лет назад +6

    Go to a girl, and say, 'i think you're really cute, and if you like we could go on a date sometime' none of this weird pick up line shit xD

  • @ameyadchule
    @ameyadchule 6 лет назад +5

    People know somethings wrong when they see the camera in front of them,duh so they play along.

  • @mercanerie98
    @mercanerie98 8 лет назад +12

    3:10 you creeped her out

    • @badmakhubrikov3998
      @badmakhubrikov3998 5 лет назад

      Did she speak her own language then with her buddy, that what interested me

  • @pedrow42
    @pedrow42 8 лет назад

    after talking to someone for a while, say: "sorry, but I just farted here, I think it's better you run"

  • @chinngerr3593
    @chinngerr3593 7 лет назад +2

    Yesterday i farted in the apple store and everyone had to evacuate..cause they dint have windows

  • @ashirali4587
    @ashirali4587 7 лет назад +106

    you always meet beautiful girls and take number send numbers to us

  • @Unknown-gp4hv
    @Unknown-gp4hv 7 лет назад +18

    2:45 amsr!

  • @rokassabunas5924
    @rokassabunas5924 8 лет назад +12

    I saw u in TV... animal planet channel xD

  • @nayangrover6112
    @nayangrover6112 8 лет назад

    Go to someone n say - "what you are currently doing is a sin in god's eye.... Yeah it really is" and than stress upon it... 😂😂😂

  • @superiorsuccess412
    @superiorsuccess412 8 лет назад

    Goto a girl and say: "Tomatoes are good for health but potatoes will make you sick", and then just look into her eyes and show her your phone and tell her "Wanna KETCHUP later ?"

  • @KingSlayerPriyanshu
    @KingSlayerPriyanshu 6 лет назад +23

    3:05 That Girl Was Awesome
    😘

  • @YesSirPhil
    @YesSirPhil 8 лет назад +3

    Particularly excellent!

  • @pjsudharshan
    @pjsudharshan 8 лет назад +69

    I came here ONLY for the asian girl! anyone else?

    • @anshul5705
      @anshul5705 6 лет назад +7

      P J Sudharshan she's Asian & You are??? Jackass

    • @jeetupadhyay3188
      @jeetupadhyay3188 6 лет назад +2

      She is hottest of all the girls in this video

    • @zerocool5865
      @zerocool5865 5 лет назад

      Yee

    • @pruewalstab7649
      @pruewalstab7649 5 лет назад

      Sudharshan P J she is my Chinese teacher like 3 years later 😂

    • @pruewalstab7649
      @pruewalstab7649 5 лет назад

      She’s a really good teacher

  • @Krishna-vd5xh
    @Krishna-vd5xh 8 лет назад

    Ask to borrow someone's phone, call your mum (or someone you know) and when they answer tell them "I can't talk right now, sorry", and hang up. Look pissed and walk away.

  • @sanskritisaini6918
    @sanskritisaini6918 8 лет назад

    say it to someone- " um....I can't find my heart can u help me, oh I forgot I gave it to you!"

  • @delossantos2867
    @delossantos2867 8 лет назад +6

    Do your intro loudly in a library where everythings is quiet

  • @yohan6271
    @yohan6271 6 лет назад +6

    Go up to a couple and ask them: so when is the three some. plz like?

  • @sourishsaha8067
    @sourishsaha8067 6 лет назад +12

    3:30 u didn't say "as hot as my mom" though😂

  • @camoflask5119
    @camoflask5119 7 лет назад

    go to a girl and said you are my oxygen can't live without u for a second

  • @Usernamexyz123
    @Usernamexyz123 6 лет назад

    Ask girls "what do bees make when they extract pollen grains from flowers?"
    Girl: Honey
    You: yes dear? XD

  • @RohitPatel-xs6fy
    @RohitPatel-xs6fy 7 лет назад +51

    Get to a hot girl and say" hey you look as hot as SELINA GOMEZ"..if she say thanks then say" can i be you part time JUSTIN BIEBER"..

  • @divyenjoshi1168
    @divyenjoshi1168 8 лет назад +6

    Aw the girl at 3.50 is well funny.

    • @Ava-ob3if
      @Ava-ob3if 6 лет назад +1

      Divyen Joshi 3:50

  • @kaitlindoody2718
    @kaitlindoody2718 7 лет назад +5

    Say to a cute hot girl that don't wait for the perfect moment take the moment and make it perfect and then just walk off.

  • @brunac5945
    @brunac5945 6 лет назад

    I think this is so nice. I know he is only joking but seeing how girls react when they are complimented is very nice. You make them feel good about themselfs and that’s why it always works. Congratulations, keep doing this!

  • @karanshah1947
    @karanshah1947 8 лет назад

    Stare at a random couple in a cafe and walk up to them saying "what if he has more money, i had true love" and walk away