Batman - Contingency Plans

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  • @jbain4750
    @jbain4750 4 года назад +20495

    "Red kryptonite: requires further testing"
    Next day in the hall of justice
    "Hey Clark, catch!"

    • @marketvideopro1
      @marketvideopro1 4 года назад +416

      Lol

    • @ImponteDeluxo
      @ImponteDeluxo 4 года назад +880

      Then it transform into an evil ant-headed humanoid lunatic dragon dwarf with beard

    • @michaelterrell5061
      @michaelterrell5061 4 года назад +108

      Imponte Deluxo lol

    • @jbain4750
      @jbain4750 4 года назад +131

      @@LoganSimpkins04
      Unintentionally, but I don't doubt it.

    • @jbain4750
      @jbain4750 4 года назад +113

      @@LoganSimpkins04
      I didn't see the original video. It's not a very hard joke to come up with, and I've got better things to do than keep an eye on new uploads of videos I've already seen to rewrite a comment with different wording for 400 RUclips likes.

  • @obituaryollie9104
    @obituaryollie9104 4 года назад +13998

    Batman is the type of guy to say, "no witnesses" and take himself out.

  • @green_eggs_and_damn6100
    @green_eggs_and_damn6100 4 года назад +14934

    Bat sees one of his fellow heroes hurt by an enemy: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN !

    • @foxymanaic5934
      @foxymanaic5934 4 года назад +546

      Yeah that's accurate.

    • @youngfargo8099
      @youngfargo8099 4 года назад +370

      Spongebob just works with everything😂

    • @Emmaca0204
      @Emmaca0204 4 года назад +42

      Lol 🤣😂

    • @ayeyoitsjd4816
      @ayeyoitsjd4816 4 года назад +188

      I mean..... basically. He just remembers where and how they got hurt and then does his own testing

    • @robertetchingham7337
      @robertetchingham7337 4 года назад +30

      Omg i lost my shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @_l1ghtsk1n_jesus_53
    @_l1ghtsk1n_jesus_53 Год назад +4241

    "While Batman is a master strategist and combatant... he is only human...." R.I.P Kevin Conroy 🕊️

    • @_l1ghtsk1n_jesus_53
      @_l1ghtsk1n_jesus_53 Год назад +78

      @@TheRealA-Train I'll never stopped missing him

    • @CodieneBeanBryant
      @CodieneBeanBryant Год назад +57

      @@TheRealA-Train you’ll miss him forever. without him your crime has no punchline

    • @Thedailynerd
      @Thedailynerd Год назад +34

      Gone but not forgotten

    • @Acegaming0588
      @Acegaming0588 Год назад +27

      Rip to the legend it still doesn't feel real he was my childhood hero and then he was just gone. he was Batman and always will be.

    • @Black-ICE92
      @Black-ICE92 Год назад +17

      The Batman that we imagine whenever we read a Batman comic.

  • @TophDaGreat
    @TophDaGreat 4 года назад +10538

    I love how Batman even has a Contingency plan for himself. Dude has prep time on top of prep time.

    • @Soldier-wi8ps
      @Soldier-wi8ps 4 года назад +783

      Also had a contingency FOR his contingencies if they were ever stolen. Think about that. 😂😂

    • @JarelJay
      @JarelJay 4 года назад +437

      @@Soldier-wi8ps so he has contingency plans for contingency plans???

    • @Soldier-wi8ps
      @Soldier-wi8ps 4 года назад +512

      @@JarelJay
      Lmfao yes! 😂😂😂This is how ridiculously prepared he is for things. 😂In the movie (Justice League Doom) When the Justice League has a meeting after they're all saved from their attacks, Batman explains his contingency plans were stolen and how. He also mentions and even Superman called it, he had a contingency if they got stolen and so they had a homing beacon which allowed the league to know where Vandal Savage and his legion of doom was based. Seriously, Batman is fucking crazy. 😂😂😂😂

    • @gaywerewolf1294
      @gaywerewolf1294 4 года назад +229

      @@Soldier-wi8ps Overprotective mom: *wraps you up in a shit ton of bubble wrap*
      Batman: pfffft, I can top that *creates a contingency plan for his contingency plans that stop any rogue leaguers, even himself*
      Batman takes safety to the next level 😂😂

    • @Soldier-wi8ps
      @Soldier-wi8ps 4 года назад +51

      @@gaywerewolf1294
      Lmfao, exactly! It's insane but awesome! 😂

  • @AyushPandey-zf5lc
    @AyushPandey-zf5lc 4 года назад +5414

    Batman's like
    "Even though I'm telling you my weaknesses you ain't gon do shit"

    • @Shad3y301
      @Shad3y301 4 года назад +79

      Gonna leave this at 69

    • @theflash9735
      @theflash9735 4 года назад +103

      Lurkingooze362 Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. You may finally like now good sir

    • @symbiotic111
      @symbiotic111 4 года назад +31

      God tier comment.

    • @theflash9735
      @theflash9735 4 года назад +21

      @@symbiotic111 You're goddamn right

    • @DillyDabblez
      @DillyDabblez 3 года назад +15

      Unless your joker because hes batman's kryptonite

  • @ArthropodSpidey
    @ArthropodSpidey 4 года назад +17861

    Kevin Conroy is a gift to humanity. Best voice for Batman ever.

    • @Quantavious75
      @Quantavious75 4 года назад +626

      Facts. Mark Hamil for joker too. Arkham games all the way

    • @Aaryavir
      @Aaryavir 4 года назад +67

      @@Quantavious75 Hell yeah

    • @Intimidation571
      @Intimidation571 4 года назад +21

      @Rickey Carroll Definitely Affleck

    • @Dimadome12
      @Dimadome12 4 года назад +70

      He is. I just don't want us to feel no one else can be the voice of Batman. Others have done an amazing job as well

    • @peresetenetanuvasa7750
      @peresetenetanuvasa7750 4 года назад +5

      I agree mate

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 года назад +5506

    Lmao, I love how he has all these complex contingency plans and then his plan for Green Arrow is basically just “Break his fucking arm.”

    • @anthonyrodriguez8788
      @anthonyrodriguez8788 3 года назад +458

      it's kind of hard to come up with a real plan against a guy who shoots arrows at you, heck a lot of his basic counters would work on half the heroes here including arm breaking.

    • @zer0stars
      @zer0stars 2 года назад +438

      I mean his counter to Zatanna was literally just punch her throat.

    • @duongallen4094
      @duongallen4094 2 года назад +163

      @@zer0stars and I literally expected him to have same strategy against Black Canary other than playback her own scream to cancel out the frequency

    • @leopardtree2249
      @leopardtree2249 2 года назад +65

      It’s funny bc Batman basically is like bruh anyone Bruce Wayne cares about take them hostage or his parents grave. Basically Bruce and Oliver are so op you have to physically do something to them to stop them

    • @youdononeetokno
      @youdononeetokno 2 года назад +9

      @@duongallen4094 he did mention the use of teargas tho

  • @dudiguy3405
    @dudiguy3405 4 года назад +4246

    "Think carefully before you do this."
    Chills.

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 4 года назад +11613

    "While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, and very handsome and rich and popular, and all of the girls love him, and literally just the coolest and Superman is just jealous... ahem, where was I?"

    • @yazidellen6971
      @yazidellen6971 4 года назад +157

      😂😂😂
      Hahahaha

    • @maybeme9859
      @maybeme9859 4 года назад +46

      Lol

    • @maxalaintwo3578
      @maxalaintwo3578 4 года назад +741

      Agamemnon Contingency; Codename Detective
      "There is no contigency plan for me, just I am just so awesome and kewl."

    • @chengokeishing2.010
      @chengokeishing2.010 4 года назад +19

      Lol

    • @brucew565
      @brucew565 4 года назад +35

      Best comment ever.

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange 4 года назад +9588

    How to defeat Robin:
    *Slaps face*

  • @chriswhite4408
    @chriswhite4408 3 года назад +4047

    Batman saying " The ring will then make them blind" was honestly really terrifying

    • @juliancontreras7113
      @juliancontreras7113 2 года назад +241

      It's like your Immune System registering you can see

    • @nvr2late666
      @nvr2late666 2 года назад +270

      I love how even he hates Guy Gardener lmfao

    • @ratatouilledrinksclorax9897
      @ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 2 года назад

      @@juliancontreras7113 i mean basically yeah, the moment your immune system finds out about red meat due, you become unable to eat it without getting nauseated and get hives
      Shit happens if some kind beetle bites you

    • @NoWayJose24
      @NoWayJose24 2 года назад +91

      @@nvr2late666 to be fair most league members can't stand guy.

    • @bestpriest2224
      @bestpriest2224 2 года назад +52

      We can test that at the cost of a mere Gardener's eyes

  • @rorschac009oo8
    @rorschac009oo8 3 года назад +6736

    Funfact: The contingency is called Agamemnon, based on a Greek emperor whose life was basically defined by treachery and heinous crime. Basically Batman acknowledges that in spite of everything, this is a betrayal of people he cares about

    • @maxwellermeav4769
      @maxwellermeav4769 3 года назад +354

      I thought it was because it's in case any of the heroes betrays the league, as in these would br the plans againstpotential traitors.

    • @KaiDoesGameplay
      @KaiDoesGameplay 3 года назад +202

      Double meaning, then.

    • @RDMacQ
      @RDMacQ 3 года назад +344

      Actually, it's "Agamemmno." Agamemmno was a villain from a storyline called "The Silver Age" written by Mark Waid, wherein a group of villains switched bodies with the Justice League with Agamemmno's help and proceeded to try to take over the world. This story was followed up on in Waid's next story with the Justice League- The Tower of Babel, of which the Doom movie was based. In it, it was revealed that after the Agemammno incident, Batman created the contingency plans to disable the Justice League, which were stolen by Ra's Al Ghul to disable the League in his bid to depopulate the Earth.

    • @omia1259
      @omia1259 3 года назад +134

      @@RDMacQ To be fair, Agamemno and his origin story are almost certainly inspired by the Agamemnon in Greek myth (not to mention the similarity in their names). Before the events in with the JL, Agamemno's own subjects attempted to assassinate him, which indirectly led to him discovering Earth, and then near the end of his arc he was betrayed again by Lex Luthor.
      Definitely a connection between the two Agamemies.
      So technically you are both right.

    • @JordanReedYT
      @JordanReedYT 2 года назад +40

      @@RDMacQ
      You’re correct!
      ALSO, Agamemno and these characters were written based on the king who started the Aegean wars where the Greeks fought each other to unify on the one leader, Agamemnon himself.

  • @zavionsteel2349
    @zavionsteel2349 4 года назад +5374

    Every other member: *Very specific and scientific take down method*
    Green Arrow: Just hold his arm down or something idk.

    • @TheMrNut
      @TheMrNut 4 года назад +243

      Batman might just cut a tendon w a batarang

    • @apollo9617
      @apollo9617 4 года назад +51

      I’m laughing too hard 😂

    • @danielbernal8948
      @danielbernal8948 4 года назад +134

      I mean flash too would just b paralysis. Like easier said than done, how do u manage to hit him the the dart, he’d move out of the way or catch it

    • @serpentinevalkyrie3666
      @serpentinevalkyrie3666 3 года назад +60

      @Kowl
      Yeah and as Flashpoint Paradox and Flash War have shown paralysis really isn't cutting it for a contingency plan. Tbf even Batman himself sounds unsure of this method so I think it's fair to say that he needs to review that contingency plan so that it works for both Barry and Wally (although I don't know how you'd effectively incapacitate Wally considering he's covered up all his weaknesses, while he maybe brings too much to the table to deal with like his ability to time and dimension travel at will).
      Also Green Arrow has been able to fight without arms before so Batman's contingency plan is faulty in the case of this one. Although tbf Green Arrow is still human like Batman himself.

    • @Ryfi-mk3ss
      @Ryfi-mk3ss 3 года назад +10

      If he's not paying attention you could get him.

  • @halo4xgamer
    @halo4xgamer 4 года назад +2939

    Kevin Conroy: "This is Batman."
    DAMN. STRAIGHT.

  • @ShortroundAudio
    @ShortroundAudio 2 года назад +1917

    The way Kevin Conroy executes the line "Think carefully before you do this" is so chilling and unnerving. I love it.

    • @dezkightz
      @dezkightz Год назад +83

      Bro he puts the fear god in my soul every time I hear it. RIP Kevin Conroy, what a fucking legend

    • @zikonrokarminrot636
      @zikonrokarminrot636 Год назад +73

      I mean...he's right. It's a good idea to try and play on batman emotional trauma, but it's also a very dangerous thing to toy with. Cuz we've seen that the people who try playing on it who werent fast enough to take him down, ended up with some of the worst punishments he can dish out

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior Год назад +24

      Yea like he breaks the fourth wall when he says that.

    • @Volodymyr.Yermakov
      @Volodymyr.Yermakov 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, but it's really an empty threat. Batman doesn't kill and supposedly avoids permanent injuries. So, there's nothing to fear really for a hardy villian.

    • @Lazarultos
      @Lazarultos 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@Volodymyr.Yermakov That's true for a Batman who's still in a sound state of mind. But the one thing that Batman truly fears however, is going through the trauma of losing his family again. The "Bat-family" is the closest thing he has, and if he's driven to a desperate point where he has to choose between saving their lives, and killing the villain... I'm pretty sure he won't fail his family a 2nd time.

  • @nightcorelucario2218
    @nightcorelucario2218 4 года назад +5574

    Everyone in the JLA: *some well thought up plan*
    Green Arrow: just break his arms lul

    • @AysaMetric
      @AysaMetric 4 года назад +394

      Well... the contingency for the Flash was awful. Paralysis? He can pass through solid objects, no way you paralyze him. Use extreme cold, it would be much more effective.

    • @ryanbarefoot7194
      @ryanbarefoot7194 4 года назад +195

      HeroBrian_333 well a gaseous chemical agent that induces paralysis would work

    • @AysaMetric
      @AysaMetric 4 года назад +142

      @@ryanbarefoot7194 Except he has a hyper-fast metabolism. A chemical would be processed through quickly. Nanobots would be more effective.

    • @andrewt329
      @andrewt329 4 года назад +428

      @@AysaMetric
      On the contrary. Flash's ability to vibrate through objects is exactly what Batman is counting on.
      If you read the comic these plans come from, Batman made a special Bullet that vibrates in a way that would lodge into Flash when he tried to vibrate through it and paralyze him.
      Hitting Flash is nearly impossible. He's literally faster than anything you can imagine, but if you abuse him being cocky enough to let you hit him, he'll go down pretty easily. Like how Superman just lets bullets bounce off of him because he's used to them not being able to hurt him.

    • @theanonymous5065
      @theanonymous5065 4 года назад +183

      *"No way you paralize The Flash."*
      - got shot by bullets/arrows
      - having a bomb on his wrist
      - Superman broke his leg
      - get caught by a sticky thing that Zoom used
      I don't think there is no way to paralize him. If he's that good at passing through objects, so he won't have any trouble.
      he can do, but not always can.

  • @GamingGamer22
    @GamingGamer22 3 года назад +4704

    Batman: "my plans were to immobilize you, not kill.
    Batman recording this: "I'm gonna burn Martian manhunter alive"

    • @anthonyrodriguez8788
      @anthonyrodriguez8788 3 года назад +426

      don't forget giving Superman radiation poisiong.

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 2 года назад +275

      @@anthonyrodriguez8788 And freezing Plastic Man solid

    • @magnadelusor4249
      @magnadelusor4249 2 года назад +214

      It wouldn’t kill manhunter he’s not weak to fire physically just psychologically if he’s set on fire he can heal himself and theoretically burn forever or until he gets tired

    • @magnadelusor4249
      @magnadelusor4249 2 года назад +68

      @@wingedbluj1674 plastic man can survive that I’m pretty sure

    • @142doddy
      @142doddy 2 года назад +35

      The only potentially fatal thing here is Superman's. J'onn can't be killed by fire

  • @patrickmusqua8076
    @patrickmusqua8076 3 года назад +3910

    Batman hyping himself up:
    “Batman is the Chad of the Justice League, being able to Woo Diana easily”

    • @emeraldkoala2
      @emeraldkoala2 3 года назад +41

      Reminds me of Jamm in the Drawfee video where they draw DC heroes they've never heard of.
      (Be warned, their interpretation of Jamm can never be unseen.)

    • @infinitehwd2103
      @infinitehwd2103 3 года назад +56

      He isn't lying tho

    • @hakksemerci9988
      @hakksemerci9988 3 года назад +95

      @Badass Batman but diana is useful

    • @theuniverse1158
      @theuniverse1158 3 года назад +25

      @@hakksemerci9988 I legit laughed for 3 minutes straight

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 3 года назад

      @@infinitehwd2103 yes he is. he IS lying and deluding himself.

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 2 года назад +2921

    Batman really said: "If I turn evil I'll still be good enough to be distracted by hostages. Also just say Martha and Thomas and I'll cry."

    • @renegadeyoshi341
      @renegadeyoshi341 2 года назад +138

      wow I feel dumb now. I guess it means that on some level the hostages will be friends and Diana will say "do you really not care about them?",

    • @Crackedcripple
      @Crackedcripple 2 года назад +70

      Batman who laughs: lol

    • @LackingClover
      @LackingClover 2 года назад +117

      Yeah his plan for himself really doesn't make sense. But that might be because the other members of the Justice League can already overpower him though

    • @ratsmans5644
      @ratsmans5644 2 года назад +41

      If Batman turned rouge most often it would be due to mind control so I mean yea it might work if he just wine rouge by himself tho he can just get his back broken again

    • @james1311na
      @james1311na 2 года назад +20

      @@LackingClover deadass bro on a high horse- is what i would say but lmfao he’s beaten each and everyone on e

  • @WadeWilsonKPop
    @WadeWilsonKPop 4 года назад +5132

    *File Codename: SAD ORPHAN.*
    "If Batman becomes a threat, contact Alfred immediately. Batman will be grounded for at least one week, with no access to his toys."

    • @brickchannel347
      @brickchannel347 4 года назад +420

      But what if Alfred becomes a threat?

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 4 года назад +470

      @@brickchannel347 *_OH FUCK_*

    • @thegoldavenger.3829
      @thegoldavenger.3829 3 года назад +273

      @@brickchannel347 bro he’s the most unstoppable dc character, if batman were to be killed or something, no one could stop him

    • @MisterLuu
      @MisterLuu 3 года назад +218

      @@brickchannel347 if Alfred goes rouge omniverse is fucked

    • @rougestarlight4308
      @rougestarlight4308 3 года назад +60

      @@brickchannel347 we all die

  • @sheepastley
    @sheepastley 4 года назад +3873

    Everyone else in the JL: A well strategic planned out move of attack
    Batman: *remind him hes an orphan*

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 4 года назад +303

      I mean, the only thing Batman really has going for him is his mind and determination. He's strong, rich, and brilliant, but he's still just a man. Catching him off guard, or keeping his thoughts unbalanced is the best way to overcome his cunning.

    • @Mezha07
      @Mezha07 4 года назад +115

      @@dragonheart1236 true i mean talia managed to drug bruce and got some of that bat dck for herself and got pregnant, plus majority of the timelines and multiverse versions that batman lost was because he got distracted in one way or another

    • @amedievalknight6yearsago691
      @amedievalknight6yearsago691 4 года назад +57

      Green Arrow: *break he's arms lul*

    • @Flamme-Sanabi
      @Flamme-Sanabi 4 года назад +13

      @@amedievalknight6yearsago691 I mean... can you shoot a bow with one arm?

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 4 года назад +54

      @@Flamme-Sanabi not with that attitude, you can’t.

  • @martinxy1291
    @martinxy1291 4 года назад +4060

    Batman: *Walks in the Justice league's round table room*
    Batman: I can kill everyone in this room including myself
    *Jazz music stops*
    Flash: Dude........not cool

    • @_bobertaii6414
      @_bobertaii6414 4 года назад +24

      Martin XY heh

    • @kadeemheron5041
      @kadeemheron5041 4 года назад +162

      Another Batman walks in: wait what the FUCK

    • @mcolottiboy
      @mcolottiboy 4 года назад +36

      Neutralize, not kill.

    • @cedricallman9733
      @cedricallman9733 4 года назад +87

      @@mcolottiboy well, the plans are speciallised in non lethal actions, but the methods can be changed to lethal with just some adjusts, like wild vandal did in the movie

    • @sepakvolley07
      @sepakvolley07 4 года назад +11

      Theater batman : do you talk to fish?

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 3 года назад +4885

    Me: “Why would he need contingency plans?”
    (watches Omni-Man)
    Me: “Yea, no l get it.”

    • @Dastan117
      @Dastan117 3 года назад +326

      Omni-Man is the realistic version of what would happen if Superman went evil. But Superman has an exploitable weakness. Omni-Man doesn't have one except his love for his son (I haven't read the comic to see any others)

    • @nothingsuspicioushere.6379
      @nothingsuspicioushere.6379 3 года назад +201

      @@Dastan117 Superman is way more impervious than Omni-man Wonder woman Martian man-hunter and the rest of the justice league would absolutely stomp him. And knowing Batman he'd probably suspect omni-man's betrayal.

    • @kemeshiaedwards4879
      @kemeshiaedwards4879 3 года назад +185

      @@Dastan117 you do know that viltrumites have sensitive ears so someome like black Canary could kill him

    • @Draftsman_MC1300
      @Draftsman_MC1300 3 года назад +91

      @@kemeshiaedwards4879 I didn’t, that’s neat. If they didn’t have a screech power a super strength character could power clap over his ears, that will rock his shit.

    • @xii5764
      @xii5764 3 года назад +18

      @@Dastan117 he has one but I won’t spoil it it is shown in the comics

  • @jonathanvarela1846
    @jonathanvarela1846 4 года назад +3018

    Did anybody else get chills when he paused before he began to speak about his own file?

    • @jovannyvaldez3104
      @jovannyvaldez3104 4 года назад +137

      Jonathan Varela shit got me scared Im like wait a minute he probably didn’t have one for himself but he did Im like shiit

    • @lelescarlet7184
      @lelescarlet7184 4 года назад +60

      The whole thing gives me chills, tbh.

    • @butterflyjill6887
      @butterflyjill6887 4 года назад +65

      Hesitance likely. He knows it must be done but he is still listing how someone could likely end him

    • @StridingLuna
      @StridingLuna 4 года назад +41

      Yeah he knows that he knows his worst enemy is himself.

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 4 года назад +6

      @@StridingLuna
      Check out Batman vs Owlman.

  • @MilesBlack06
    @MilesBlack06 4 года назад +2001

    Villain: *finds this on Batman's computer and watches all of it *
    Batman from behind: *THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS*

    • @Flamme-Sanabi
      @Flamme-Sanabi 4 года назад +79

      Oh shiet-

    • @Coppernail67
      @Coppernail67 2 года назад +3

      Jokers Response:
      ruclips.net/video/vSX2bbn4xDU/видео.html

    • @kennedy072
      @kennedy072 2 года назад +2

      He's right behind me is he?
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    • @Ace2014Ace
      @Ace2014Ace 2 года назад +8

      @@Coppernail67 i thought the link would send me to Jokers reaction to the IRS but this was good.

    • @Coppernail67
      @Coppernail67 2 года назад +3

      @@Ace2014Ace oh I don't think I know that one. I'll have to look it up

  • @N7Reina
    @N7Reina 4 года назад +1754

    0:00: Introduction
    0:29: Superman
    1:09: Martian Manhunter
    1:40: Green Lantern
    2:34: Wonder Woman
    3:05: Plastic Man
    3:38: Other Justice League Members
    4:46: Batman

  • @rk900prototype9
    @rk900prototype9 2 года назад +1007

    I love how almost every other league member’s contingency plan involves some complex procedure such as manipulation, meanwhile Batman’s is just “Bro ur dads dead lol”

    • @jokerknight1247
      @jokerknight1247 2 года назад +126

      And for Green Arrow “Just break his fucking arm or some shit idk”

    • @Small_child_punter
      @Small_child_punter 2 года назад +56

      Batman is the only one capable of immediate manipulation. He had the tools and knowledge. No one else does. So naturally his contingency has to be way less complex for immediate application.
      Well that, and any one of them could just pull out his heart.

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 2 года назад +41

      @@Small_child_punter Yep. Honestly with Batman the biggest advantage you could get is "making him pause for a second."

    • @abhishekiyer1270
      @abhishekiyer1270 Год назад +14

      I know right,a Yo Mama joke and he's immobilized

    • @josephjewstar3145
      @josephjewstar3145 Год назад

      ​@@abhishekiyer1270 "That's why yo mama dead🗿dead as hell🗿what shoes she got on🗿what shoes she had on in her casket🗿"

  • @eryvac0074
    @eryvac0074 4 года назад +1502

    Green Arrow is a human, with no superpowers, and despite being a simple one, Batman even comes up with a contingency for him. It really shows the respect he has for Olly

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 2 года назад +68

      He is on the justice league for a reason

    • @someguyy194_2
      @someguyy194_2 2 года назад +130

      Batman basically said “just break his arm”

    • @entity_meme8423
      @entity_meme8423 2 года назад +58

      Yeha but it's more about pity when Green arrow's contingency is "break his fucking arm"

    • @eryvac0074
      @eryvac0074 2 года назад +51

      @@entity_meme8423 Still, he at least saw him as enough of a threat to warrant discussing him. He could've just not said anything about him and just known he could break his arm, but he believes Green Arrow is enough of a threat that he needs to actively mention disabling his arm

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 2 года назад +12

      @@eryvac0074 in some version he doesn't even have a plan for him

  • @stainslaw
    @stainslaw 4 года назад +7084

    Password: *Delta-Charlie-27-5-1939*
    Batman's first comic appearance is on the 27/5/1939
    "Delta Charlie" is part of the NATO alphabet for DC.

    • @marckcole6894
      @marckcole6894 4 года назад +290

      So you discovered the secret of the universe have you ? O.o

    • @garfieldburke2820
      @garfieldburke2820 4 года назад +79

      stainslaw Easter egg

    • @antviper135
      @antviper135 4 года назад +19

      🤯

    • @BobBob-zg5lz
      @BobBob-zg5lz 4 года назад +69

      Certified “Good job bruh” moment

    • @Manthab
      @Manthab 4 года назад +8

      Yeah I noticed part of that too not all of it tho great job

  • @gato4002
    @gato4002 4 года назад +1677

    I hope you all realise that Batman has contingency plans for these contingency plans, including the one for himself.

    • @m.032
      @m.032 4 года назад +72

      Mmm kinda, he didn't have a contingency plan when they were stolen. He had to think on the fly how to disable them.

    • @thefunnymofo7857
      @thefunnymofo7857 4 года назад +119

      @@m.032 After they were stolen he made contingencies for these and I'm sure it goes in an endless loop of contingencies

    • @MIXMASTER6991
      @MIXMASTER6991 4 года назад +15

      @@m.032 maybe he didn't start em yet 😂 he's a busy man

    • @dudeman3973
      @dudeman3973 4 года назад +10

      @@m.032 He made sure that if the plans were stolen, they would be traceable so they could find whoever stole them.

    • @wankhairiel8663
      @wankhairiel8663 4 года назад +8

      Yeah I just watched Justice League Doom, he sure did.

  • @Alexander-kc8oq
    @Alexander-kc8oq Год назад +859

    Hearing his voice isolated like this really makes it clear how great he was. Now Mr. Conroy goes into the night one final time.

    • @kylenguyen7371
      @kylenguyen7371 Год назад +46

      Kevin Conroy *is* the (k)night. He is vengeance. He. Is. Batman! May he rest in peace, for he will be missed.

  • @ohnobees8033
    @ohnobees8033 2 года назад +527

    I love how Batman bascially confirms that Plastic Man is one of the most powerful Justice League members.

    • @pavanmulani9567
      @pavanmulani9567 2 года назад +28

      He's also one of the easiest to neutralize lol

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 2 года назад +51

      And he basically just says “toss him in the freezer”

    • @Small_child_punter
      @Small_child_punter 2 года назад +27

      In injustice, he slides into flashes orifices and knocks him out. It’s basically durability negation, since everyone has organs. So that would be a problem if he pulls it off.

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 2 года назад +54

      @@pavanmulani9567 Neutralize, but impossible to kill. He can even turn into a gaseous state or a giant, which makes the freeze strategy even more difficult. There's a reason he says he's glad he's on their side, and doesn't say that about Superman or anyone else

    • @masedaace5473
      @masedaace5473 Год назад +24

      In the comics a dude froze Plastic Man and then shattered him. A few minutes later he made like the T-1000 and pulled himself back together. Plus, his organs are stated to be just as stretchy and durable as the rest of him, so trying to attack those is useless as well (unless you had an Invader Zim style organ snatcher).There's a reason Batman brought up storage instead of "bash him to pieces". O'Brian is practically immortal!

  • @ruassmarkt
    @ruassmarkt 4 года назад +7959

    THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS
    That line seriously startled me. Batman changed from listing facts to talking to you personally.
    Edit: the amount of likes I got seriously startled me.

    • @lovexlobo
      @lovexlobo 4 года назад +357

      I was listening to this in my room with no lights on and I got startled and then turned on the lights 😂

    • @Artimata
      @Artimata 4 года назад +161

      Batman who laughs use this contengcy plans while the difference is he forced superman to kill his wife and child and after he destroy the world. Btw check the origin dark nights metal: batman who laughs.

    • @HarpoTheVillain
      @HarpoTheVillain 4 года назад +53

      Same here. It's unsettling.

    • @marcusm3879
      @marcusm3879 4 года назад +98

      That’s him talking to the league or anyone who needs to take him out. He could be referring to Talia or Alfred.

    • @butterflyjill6887
      @butterflyjill6887 4 года назад +84

      Should he go bad, he wants you to succeed and he knows how dangerous he is

  • @youtubeuser6762
    @youtubeuser6762 4 года назад +897

    "Must test this thing on Guy Gardner"
    lol batman also believes Guy Gardner to be the worst human green lantern

    • @LordCommander-ui2fw
      @LordCommander-ui2fw 3 года назад +42

      Those two have a feud going all the way back to the Silver Age comics. Not to mention the time Guy mooned Bats.

    • @eujinchen8887
      @eujinchen8887 3 года назад +19

      He is always mad and he can't control his anger thus he can't think straight

    • @akwilson1676
      @akwilson1676 3 года назад +28

      @@eujinchen8887 Gardner is truly a better Red Lantern than Green.

    • @kritikill7779
      @kritikill7779 3 года назад +35

      @@akwilson1676 I fuckin hate Guy Gardner as a person but god damnit hes an amazingly writtem character

    • @barrybananas2737
      @barrybananas2737 3 года назад +1

      Idk about worst one but definitely the most annoying one

  • @astropunch101
    @astropunch101 2 года назад +4109

    Fun fact: in the DCeased storyline, it turns out that Green Arrow wasn’t part of the Contingency Plans, causing Oliver to get pretty salty.
    This implies that Batman can just whoop his ass the old school way if he turned evil.

    • @saintsforever3751
      @saintsforever3751 2 года назад +246

      Well it’s for people with powers

    • @juliancontreras7113
      @juliancontreras7113 2 года назад +244

      Break his arm lol, the DCeased rant after he kills Aquaman is hillarious

    • @TheyCallMeMrMaybe
      @TheyCallMeMrMaybe 2 года назад +172

      I mean Oliver Queen is literally Batman without the parental loss that turned him OCD. Instead, Ollie had to learn how to survive on deserted island and learned that he can use his skills to fight crime.

    • @KoragGames
      @KoragGames 2 года назад +70

      Also fun fact: he headshots dead aqua man while he was on top of a sea monster, during a storm, and being hella far away

    • @RyanRedfox
      @RyanRedfox 2 года назад +23

      Meanwhile Robin in the Robot Chicken universe is silently crying in the corner.

  • @xanosghoul
    @xanosghoul 3 года назад +1883

    Agememnon Contingency.
    Code Name: Conquerer.
    Nolan Grayson, better known as Omni-Man is a formidable opponent, rivaling the strength, speed, and endurance of Superman. But although he does not share the same Kryptonian weakness to Kryptonite, he does have an easily exploitable weakness. Viltrumite's share a common weakness within the inner ear that makes them highly susceptible to high frequency sounds emitted into their upper ear canal. This would with brief exposure allow for others to incapacitate him and with longer exposure this would likely be fatal. The sound frequencies found in Black Canary's recordings of her own screams played at higher volumes would likely work for this.

    • @xii5764
      @xii5764 3 года назад +54

      Superman is stronger though so he’d just murder Omni man

    • @GrizzyGoblin
      @GrizzyGoblin 3 года назад +252

      @@w_out7631 true but you can’t deny the man for putting in effort to write a whole contingency plan for Omni-man

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 2 года назад +27

      I feel like you just spoiled Invincible S2 for no reason.

    • @xanosghoul
      @xanosghoul 2 года назад +39

      @@angusmarch1066 I technically spoiled the comics but I think that if you're reading my comment people will probably have guess that I was going to spoil what Omni-Man's weakness is when I said his name in the first sentence lol. Should I add a spoiler warning?

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 2 года назад +6

      @@xanosghoul I guess. Its not that big a deal to me, Im not too fussed about spoilers but some people can get mad about that sort of stuff.

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 10 лет назад +974

    For his own contingency plan i think the 'he is only human' line was put in as a sort of contingency plan in itself

    • @Wizard_Cat
      @Wizard_Cat 4 года назад

      Green arrow is only human too

    • @MetoagaYT
      @MetoagaYT 4 года назад +3

      He's Batman after all.

    • @camcheshire9248
      @camcheshire9248 4 года назад +40

      It’s probably because they all believe and know he could wipe them out so it’s just a reminder that although at times he may seem meta human and untouchable he’s not

    • @ShadzGamez
      @ShadzGamez 4 года назад +18

      You're not just some guy in a bat costume right?
      :)

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 4 года назад +1

      @@ShadzGamez great reference

  • @lionelnovo4463
    @lionelnovo4463 4 года назад +3519

    5:02 So that means Batman's weakness is yo mama jokes?

    • @internettraveler8666
      @internettraveler8666 4 года назад +157

      like so that brody can see

    • @Mashironii
      @Mashironii 4 года назад +235

      Yo bruce! Yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed 7 episodes

    • @mattmurdog4686
      @mattmurdog4686 4 года назад +98

      Yo bruuuuce, Yo Mama, yo daddy, yo BALD headed granny!

    • @witchking008
      @witchking008 4 года назад +67

      Yo mama so done! wait bruce where is she?

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 года назад +81

      Bruce yo mama so dead, she's... well she's dead.

  • @alejandrosousa-richards2887
    @alejandrosousa-richards2887 2 года назад +744

    At 4:44 you can hear Batman take a deep breath right before he shares the contingency plan he has for himself. You can tell he doesn’t/didn’t wanna do this to begin with but knows he has too

    • @memine8795
      @memine8795 2 года назад +32

      That's pretty much 90% of his character

    • @jarredwatson2174
      @jarredwatson2174 2 года назад +36

      Ik this is an older vid and comment but In the JLA doom film his contingency plan for himself is the justice league. I think I've also read or seen something that mentioned this was his contingency plan alongside the one mentioned here because he can't remember contingency code:detective, due to a mind wipe or something of the last file

    • @batsy_1939
      @batsy_1939 2 года назад +5

      @@jarredwatson2174 I mean some people would ask "Well what if the Justice League has gone bad too?" well in that case the whole world would probably be obliterated and the contingency wouldn't matter because who will stop them am i right.

    • @resikin
      @resikin Год назад

      It’s literally the Save Martha scene too

  • @jackmitchelles2646
    @jackmitchelles2646 2 года назад +693

    The Boys, invincible, Injustice, and half a dozen other stories really prove the need for Batman’s contingency plans

    • @the1stmetalhead
      @the1stmetalhead Год назад +42

      Batman is always right.

    • @canavarkatili6157
      @canavarkatili6157 Год назад +14

      YEAH

    • @angeloaguila8792
      @angeloaguila8792 Год назад +20

      Always will, always have and always had been right

    • @dillonpeterson66
      @dillonpeterson66 Год назад +4

      Oh yeah nobody is saying it was wrong the problem with it is that he didn't tell anyone

    • @DoubleClefFm
      @DoubleClefFm Год назад +3

      @@dillonpeterson66 If they find out, they would just prepare themselves for these plans to counter.

  • @Shiroya_Rumika
    @Shiroya_Rumika 2 года назад +604

    After watching Invincible and The Boys
    Yeah, I am definitely with Batman on this one

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 4 года назад +545

    *Think carfully before you do this*
    Yea don’t piss off Batman

  • @CRXnick
    @CRXnick 3 года назад +715

    Me a few years ago: Batman you good?
    Me after watching invincible: this aged well

    • @anthonyrodriguez8788
      @anthonyrodriguez8788 3 года назад +35

      fortunately for DC half the heroes and villains can actually fight Superman without getting one-shot killed.

    • @mariodoomfist1049
      @mariodoomfist1049 2 года назад +3

      @@anthonyrodriguez8788 consider looking at the devastator ( I think that his name batman) the only reason the world is standing is because superman allows it to stand

    • @anthonyrodriguez8788
      @anthonyrodriguez8788 2 года назад +3

      @@mariodoomfist1049 the same applies to half the heroes and villains on earth, anyone even approaching Superman level is strong enough to destroy the earth if they jump too hard.
      also judging heroes strenth in different universe isnt really reliable because we don't know how strong or weak the other heroes are in that universe, especially if the heroes and villains in question are from the Dark Multiverse.
      also yes your right it is Devastator.

    • @canavarkatili6157
      @canavarkatili6157 2 года назад +3

      and after watching the Boys

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 Год назад +1

      @@canavarkatili6157
      Worse yet is that Homelander is SO much weaker than Superman. So much so, I think that the nuclear bomb strapped to his chest was overkill.

  • @nishanthashok1188
    @nishanthashok1188 4 года назад +989

    Just realised. The numbers in the password are a reference to the first Batman publication by DC. It was in the 27th publication by DC in May 1939.

    • @afunnylookingplatypus7595
      @afunnylookingplatypus7595 4 года назад +6

      Nishanth Ashok also his comics were call “detective comics” which could be it as well

    • @glennorleans8280
      @glennorleans8280 4 года назад +6

      You did not realize that you liar. You just read the comment on the original video

    • @tdk488
      @tdk488 4 года назад +9

      Also in a Justice league animated series episode where Batman and Flash are locked in a cell the code is 1939 and Batman says they are the numbers he uses

    • @ДаниилЛюбимов-т6ы
      @ДаниилЛюбимов-т6ы 4 года назад +1

      Kinda strange thing: "Charlie 27.5.1939" also links to Charles Deblois (was born 27 may 1939). Was a member of the House of Commons of Canada from 1988 to 1993. Probably just a coincidence, but its fun

    • @fergfasho
      @fergfasho 4 года назад +1

      Gotham Knight I just watched that right before I watched this again for like the 10th time.

  • @johnetheridge5833
    @johnetheridge5833 4 года назад +1810

    Batman has contingency plans for defeating marvel heroes and villains he won't say what they are

    • @hima92
      @hima92 4 года назад +11

      John Etheridge you mean dc

    • @nova2._.
      @nova2._. 4 года назад +89

      @@hima92 actually both

    • @garganrose
      @garganrose 4 года назад +67

      yes he has a chemical compound for Spider-Man that you can coat all of his costumes and gadgets and cars and everything else with so that all of his stuff would be completely non-stick so Spider-Man would be unable to use his webbing for even stick to it.

    • @hima92
      @hima92 4 года назад +2

      Oh never mind then

    • @nova2._.
      @nova2._. 4 года назад +6

      @@hima92 well I don't really blame you

  • @ConnorTheUndying
    @ConnorTheUndying 4 года назад +409

    4:57
    You can hear him starting to hesitate. He doesn't hesitate with the others, and several ideas are theories, but he knows exactly what would hurt _him._ He's putting down the one thing that he knows will work.

  • @theslyrin4047
    @theslyrin4047 Год назад +250

    I like how Batman’s contingency for himself is kind of how Joker tends to do things. Don’t try to engage him head on, distract him, harm innocents, take hostages and poke at his weak points. The less time Batman has to think about what the big picture is and the less focused he is, the better off you’ll be.

    • @the1stmetalhead
      @the1stmetalhead 7 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah that explain why Batman stopped himself from killing Superman in BVS when he heard Martha. He admits that he has a soft spot for his parents and other innocents.

    • @Morfe02
      @Morfe02 7 месяцев назад +11

      "So, how do you keep a secret from the world's greatest detective? Well, do you know? It's easy! You stick it right in front of him, right under his long, pointy nose... and wait!"
      - Joker Arkham City

  • @Toshineko
    @Toshineko 4 года назад +640

    Lex Luthor: *watches this video* ... Interesting. *starts taking notes.*

    • @nothing1more487
      @nothing1more487 4 года назад +22

      He would have come up with the same on his own.

    • @Sweetjellydonut
      @Sweetjellydonut 4 года назад +3

      So what Vandal Savage did.

    • @florianx9443
      @florianx9443 4 года назад +30

      @@nothing1more487 no..not at all...Lex is probably the smartest human on earth but not a detective or a master strategist like Batman,plus Batman spends so many hours fighting alongside these heroes so he knows their moves and their secrets

    • @ordinaaa
      @ordinaaa 4 года назад +6

      Batman : Think carefully before you do this

    • @westernjustice3824
      @westernjustice3824 3 года назад

      And somehow he will still fail miserably
      Joker: Silly lex tricks are for bats

  • @thehaloscrolls391
    @thehaloscrolls391 4 года назад +692

    Can we comment how out of everyone, he singled out Wonder Woman as a good friend and as the one who who’d be the hardest to face for him, I find that both heartbreaking and immensely adorable at the same time, especially after unlimited

    • @kaytamurray
      @kaytamurray 2 года назад +21

      Yeah I ate up that line yummy crumbs

    • @iClone316
      @iClone316 2 года назад +18

      I think he has a crush on her

    • @Madarauchiha-sl9mf
      @Madarauchiha-sl9mf 2 года назад +6

      @@iClone316 think?

    • @WesleyGathage
      @WesleyGathage 2 года назад +10

      It's not a thought Batman would relish.

  • @bounderby99
    @bounderby99 2 года назад +738

    One of my favorite parts about Batman’s contingency plans is that they are constant works in progress (for many of them, he says that further research is required). This means that even with how busy Batman is with issues spanning from small crimes in Gotham to the potentially intergalactic threats that the Justice League fights, Batman is still putting considerable amounts of time (constantly) into figuring out and researching ways to take down his friends. He’s likely even taking copious mental notes on every move they make (and their strengths, weaknesses, motivations, etc…) while he’s fighting enemies alongside them.

    • @shade08538
      @shade08538 2 года назад +49

      He also has to keep up on his training and combat drills, and he has to maintain a multi-billion dollar company, also also he has to maintain a social life as Bruce Wayne

    • @Small_child_punter
      @Small_child_punter 2 года назад +37

      Batman holds his own as a member of the justice league because of his vast intellect and attention to detail. He puts his brilliance to work through planning and testing. He makes sure he understands every detail about something. That’s why he’s my favorite. He proves that strength of the human mind.

    • @DerangedIntellectual9
      @DerangedIntellectual9 Год назад +5

      don’t forget he also lives life as Bruce, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, buncha other stuff in his life ugh the time management and discipline this guy has makes me shiver

    • @unclaimedusername6608
      @unclaimedusername6608 Год назад +2

      At the core of things, batman is that guy who spends his free time thinking if he could take a dozen bears in a fight.

    • @NightShinerStudio
      @NightShinerStudio Год назад

      ​@@unclaimedusername6608 he is that guy

  • @emersonawesome3778
    @emersonawesome3778 Год назад +273

    In light of recent news, never forget, his story may have ended, but his legacy lives on. Rest In Peace, Kevin Conroy.

  • @omarkarim2280
    @omarkarim2280 4 года назад +2135

    “Must test out this theory on Guy Gardner....”
    Guy’s cool, don’t be mean :(

    • @pispleen6478
      @pispleen6478 4 года назад +231

      Incorrect. Guy is hot...
      headed and irresponsible.

    • @jovannyvaldez3104
      @jovannyvaldez3104 4 года назад +75

      Yeo he had me dyin bro he’s like nah Hal is good but Guy man fuck guy

    • @thomasboots2098
      @thomasboots2098 4 года назад +66

      Omar Karim yeah but batman and guy hate each other bc batman knocked him out once bc he kept running his mouth

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 4 года назад +22

      HastyCashew Yh and guy thought he could easily beat him i felt awkward reading and seeing guy get knocked down with one punch i can’t imagine how guy felt I would’ve just never mentioned it again and moved on but nope he’s a cocky barstard huh

    • @mrditkovich5634
      @mrditkovich5634 4 года назад +9

      I prefer John

  • @Sanyotho
    @Sanyotho 4 года назад +252

    "THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS.."
    It's a warning and a threat at the same time.. It gives me chill everytime I hear it..

    • @chillydevil2217
      @chillydevil2217 2 года назад +12

      That’s basically his way of saying “try me bitch”

    • @Small_child_punter
      @Small_child_punter 2 года назад

      I love it. These plans are the key to essentially eliminating the justice league. If these end up on someone else’s hands, there’s no telling what they can do with the information. Batman has to warn whoever’s listening of the consequences using any of these would have.
      It’s chilling.

    • @bIuecap
      @bIuecap 2 года назад +4

      “And last but not least, Batman. If he happens to turn bad, try to gather the whole world in prayer, because only god can save you then.”

    • @kingslayerpete_9287
      @kingslayerpete_9287 2 года назад +1

      Think carefully before you do this wasn’t meant for the contingency plan. It was meant for the part where he talked about take and use his friends or family as hostages.

    • @taesumo
      @taesumo 2 года назад +1

      That and for some reason when he talks about the ring making him blind, in my mind I’m just like damn why green lantern always gotta take the daaaaamn that’s unfortunate type of Ls. But the way he said it gave me that spinechilling feeing too

  • @nicholascastellon3227
    @nicholascastellon3227 4 года назад +414

    This feels like some SCP recording.

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 3 года назад +19

      I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he somehow found time to become a member of the foundation.

    • @arnahunas4048
      @arnahunas4048 3 года назад +21

      If modified ever so slightly, these would be pretty solid special containment procedures for members of the JL.

    • @andreasballe7470
      @andreasballe7470 3 года назад +17

      @@mechanwhal6590 Dr. Wayne, the dedicated SCP researcher (and secret O-5 Council Member) is dedicated to keeping the SCP's seperately known as "Speedforce Addict", "Amazon", "Son of Krypton", "Man from Mars", "Living Machine", "The Man With the Ring" and "Holy Diver" contained, he is their personal researcher.

    • @braderaku
      @braderaku 2 года назад +6

      @@mechanwhal6590 Batman would probably be apart of the O5 council

    • @carlospomares3225
      @carlospomares3225 2 года назад +4

      Kind of is the same in principle

  • @godzilla153
    @godzilla153 2 года назад +59

    Fun fact: the password at 0:03 says "DC/27/5/1939" which relates to the first appearance of batman in Detective Comics #27 (released in may 1939)

  • @saulgoodman110
    @saulgoodman110 4 года назад +774

    file code names for every Robins contingency plan
    Nightwing: Acrobat
    Red Hood: Greatest Failure
    Red Robin: Strategist
    Robin: Assassin

    • @otony5219
      @otony5219 4 года назад +43

      May you explain why Jason is the one who gets the code name "greatest failure"?
      Edit: grammar error

    • @saulgoodman110
      @saulgoodman110 4 года назад +103

      @@otony5219 because he is Batman's greatest failure

    • @lucarodriguez4544
      @lucarodriguez4544 4 года назад +44

      i mean lowkey that’s kinda fucked 😂

    • @charlesspicejacket3215
      @charlesspicejacket3215 4 года назад +58

      @@otony5219 The joker kidnapped him and blew him up that's why he calls him his greatest failure

    • @tamirsudri1
      @tamirsudri1 4 года назад +104

      OTony521 batman is considering himself a failure because he let jason die and become red hood
      He doesn't mean jason is his greatest failure

  • @salshinobi
    @salshinobi 4 года назад +408

    “Green arrow, immobilize one of his arms” in the dark knight returns, one of the green arrow arms is missing.

    • @edwardbrock5791
      @edwardbrock5791 4 года назад +16

      Cuz he can aim accurately even using one arm and a mouth ❤

    • @Azrael42016
      @Azrael42016 4 года назад +13

      Edward Brock and up side down to boot

    • @edwardbrock5791
      @edwardbrock5791 4 года назад +11

      Batman once admit green arrow is a dangerous opponent

    • @Batmobileize
      @Batmobileize 4 года назад +11

      But that was years after he got used to firing arrows with one arm and his teeth. If you broke one of his arms he would have to deal with the constant pain coming from it that would be hard to ignore if he kept moving it, instead of there being no arm at all, meaning no pain to break his focus while aiming.

    • @h-mboydgaming8844
      @h-mboydgaming8844 4 года назад

      Feel like every version of future Oliver had someone steal that specific plan from batman, tdr superman, the nail deathstroke, cw slade's son, futures end I think it was an omac version of canary

  • @jacksonstuff3524
    @jacksonstuff3524 8 месяцев назад +86

    Whoever wrote this dialougue deserves some credit. They could've just written Batman as cold and calculating. But instead they have Batman apologizing for whomever finds this recording and referring to fellow Leaguers as his friends. It really shows that Batman views his plans a deeply regrettable necessity.

    • @yamato6114
      @yamato6114 7 месяцев назад +21

      Indeed. You can hear his fondness for his teammates coming through. Like his feelings for Diana - he refers to her by her name instead of her title.

  • @TakeTheWorld21
    @TakeTheWorld21 3 года назад +226

    When making the plans for himself if he were to somehow turn, you can just hear how disheartened Batman feels when declaring “he is only human”. Kevin Conroy did an excellent job showing Batman’s inner feelings while making these plans

  • @3nzo.568
    @3nzo.568 4 года назад +238

    You know Batman ain’t messing around when he literally tells you how to beat him.

    • @cheezbunni3530
      @cheezbunni3530 2 года назад +3

      Its like when someone messages you your IP address

  • @Names_buck
    @Names_buck 4 года назад +760

    I'd like to think Jason Todd swiped a copy of this audio recording. For research purposes 😏

    • @sskies4972
      @sskies4972 4 года назад +25

      Hunter Hoehn On it.

    • @macetotheface2391
      @macetotheface2391 4 года назад +20

      Ra’s Al Ghul did in the comics and incapacitated the whole League

    • @Manthab
      @Manthab 4 года назад +7

      @macetotheface2 I dont remember if it was Ra's or not but there is a movie called JL:Doom with the same plot and is the right side picture

    • @margaretdaly7302
      @margaretdaly7302 4 года назад +9

      Mantha Boo
      It was Vandal Savage in the movie, but Ra’s Al Ghul in the comics.

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 года назад +1

      @@Manthab Same movie diff Antagonist

  • @silverfisherman4622
    @silverfisherman4622 3 года назад +304

    *"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."*
    -Sniper TF2

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 2 года назад +19

      Professionals have standards

    • @pix985v
      @pix985v 2 года назад +7

      Just- Just put mom on the phone!

    • @ericjorgearnezinochea9679
      @ericjorgearnezinochea9679 2 года назад

      It's an old phrase. Talk soft, but have a plan to kill everybody in the room.

  • @Mike-ev2eb
    @Mike-ev2eb 4 года назад +987

    Agamemnon contingency : File code name- SHAGGY
    Although the world just witnessed Shaggy’s destructive power, research shows that Shaggy has only tapped 1% of his power. He is a major threat, and further research must be done to gain basic understanding of his potential.
    Shaggy is powerful and unpredictable, however, a “Scooby Snack” can be use to tame, distract, or even persuade him on to doing your will. Doing trades with Shaggy using Scooby snacks can be very effective, however, a Scooby Snack will be rendered ineffective in the presence of a Mega Tower Ham Sandwich.

    • @jonathankennedy1963
      @jonathankennedy1963 4 года назад +33

      Lmao I read this in his voice.

    • @theshortstix9861
      @theshortstix9861 4 года назад +4

      John F. Kennedy lmao same

    • @miguelmialichi6367
      @miguelmialichi6367 4 года назад +18

      In other words
      Shaggy is a cat
      He will rip your eyes out and completely hate you
      Until you give him food

    • @bigdog638
      @bigdog638 4 года назад +23

      File code name- Zoinks

    • @IDMYM8
      @IDMYM8 4 года назад +10

      Shaggy: Oh shit... not again Mr Batman!
      Zoinks!

  • @Jay-dk1nc
    @Jay-dk1nc 4 года назад +248

    I’m pretty sure this is on Lex Luther’s watch later playlist

  • @Th30th3rJ0J0
    @Th30th3rJ0J0 4 года назад +234

    Batman's like personally challenging you to even try to beat him.

  • @Adrian-qr6gk
    @Adrian-qr6gk Год назад +117

    Rest in peace Kevin Conroy, you are the best batman voice and generations have grown up watching your voice acting. Thank you for giving us a great character to listen to and a voice we'll never fully replace.

  • @TheFanRift
    @TheFanRift Год назад +137

    RIP Kevin Conroy... You will be and always have been to me the definitive voice of Batman...
    You will be sorely missed

    • @connorkane1542
      @connorkane1542 9 месяцев назад +1

      "I am vengeance."
      "I am the night."
      "I am Batman."
      - Kevin Conroy, may he rest in peace

  • @lilgrimyking8659
    @lilgrimyking8659 4 года назад +250

    *Agaememnon contingency-file code name: Tin man*
    Iron man is an incredibly versatile combatant, his suits and their countless configurations and weaponry make him highly resourceful, and extremely dangerous.
    His intelligence is also to be considered, being able to adapt and create his strategies on a dime.
    But he is far from invincible, apart from being particularly arrogant, his suits are weak against certain technological devices, an EMP can disable his suit and render him motionless, or with the help of an advanced virus, cause his armor's internal systems to malfunction, providing several weak spots.
    But this contingency could be rendered ineffective, knowing he's constantly enhancing and upgrading his suits, as well as creating new ones, he may have found a way to counter the effects of the weapons that i've listed.
    Further observation pending.

    • @Couch_Banana
      @Couch_Banana 3 года назад +4

      Nice. Can you make one for Spider-Man?

    • @lilgrimyking8659
      @lilgrimyking8659 3 года назад +73

      *Agaememnon contingency-File code name: Along came the Spider*
      Spider man is know for his simple yet powerfull abilities , as well as his compasion and humerous nature, but he has been shown to be extremly aggresive in personal matters, leading him to commit violent acts, and one can only hope he never comes in contact with his "black suit" once more, but if any of the former occasions ever come to pass, it's mandatory that i make this.
      While incredibly usefull for protection aganist unknown attacks and hidden adversaries , his "spider sense" as he deems it , can be tricked to not detect threats, and if done properly , make him sense danger where there is none. I've created a toxic gas that, once inhaled, will lower his speed and reflexes, and hopefully disable his spider senses by making it feel as if there was an incoming danger in every direction. And once his web shooters are disabled, being his only means for escape, he can be quickly dispatched.

    • @Couch_Banana
      @Couch_Banana 3 года назад +6

      @@lilgrimyking8659
      Nice.

    • @darkknight7151
      @darkknight7151 3 года назад +1

      @@lilgrimyking8659 that's epic 👍

    • @asifsadat2978
      @asifsadat2978 3 года назад +15

      File name for spiderman
      Fix the damm door.

  • @cunnyman
    @cunnyman 4 года назад +280

    Wow. That last part about Batman.
    That is literally how Joker of the Dark Multiverse got Batman to become insane.

  • @brunobonizzi4403
    @brunobonizzi4403 3 года назад +57

    I love how much Batman is confident. He details everything that would make him have an enormous disadvantage in a confrontation, and then simply says "Think carefully before you do this".

    • @ComicalViolence
      @ComicalViolence 2 года назад +18

      Facts bro. I’m fucking here for it. He’s just like “if you find yourself in this particular situation, you really, really need to be on fucking point bc imma lose my shit if you put me in this position.”

    • @themightyi67
      @themightyi67 8 месяцев назад +4

      Bro’s reminding them that his plan may be good, but he’s still Batman 😂😂😂

  • @athullal7438
    @athullal7438 4 года назад +110

    The plan for green lantern is the most complex one. For all other members,their specific set of powers and weaknesses are already known,making it much more easier to prepare a contingency plan. In the case of a lantern,it is impossible to anticipate what a construct would be like,as the possibilities are endless. Lantern can also attack with literally anything in the known universe and multiverse alike. Not to mention the ring provides an automatic defense shield without the wearer's willpower. Green lantern has always been underrated.

    • @teodortodorov4712
      @teodortodorov4712 4 года назад +8

      But Ben 10 can beat him

    • @talentroller4413
      @talentroller4413 4 года назад +4

      Extreme Enigma uh but some of them are really predictable though if you know them well enough. hal’s constructs are very typical and the most predictable as he himself says he goes for the simple stuff to get the job done. guy is quite predictable too. kyle is the most unpredictable to me imo. he’s an artist and never likes using the same construct twice

    • @bryansharp9792
      @bryansharp9792 3 года назад +5

      Break his will. The ring is only as strong as his will.

    • @Blokewood3
      @Blokewood3 2 года назад

      I thought Green Lanterns were weak to wooden things or the color yellow. The ideal weapon would be a #2 pencil.

    • @christianpeterson1832
      @christianpeterson1832 2 года назад +2

      @@teodortodorov4712 Y’all never grew out of those days

  • @Spectrum_Country1028
    @Spectrum_Country1028 3 года назад +115

    Agamemnon Contingency File Codename *Pantheon*
    Shazam, although a recent addition to the core of the League, has proven to be one of the League's heaviest hitters, and if he goes rogue, may become a frequent and devastating enemy. The Rock of Eternity, being the origin of his, and Black Adam's power, would make a possible target, but a last resort. His physical appearance mimics that of Superman's build, but it is his mannerisms and maturity that give away his biggest factor about his identity; his real age. Billy Batson, a 12 year old boy living in a foster home, despite having the Wisdom of Solomon, has yet to be humbled by the League's entire roster, at most. Should he go rogue, like Batman, hostages will be a great distraction, especially if they are his foster family. If forced into a hand-to-hand, the Justice Buster suit will be able to restrain him until he willingly calls out the phrase that reverts him to his real identity.
    Note: Negotiate with Deadman to possess his body so Billy Batson is incapacitated, as a last resort when non-magical means are insufficient.

    • @marioguy14gaming8
      @marioguy14gaming8 2 года назад

      what about if Deadman goes rouge... hmmmm

    • @Spectrum_Country1028
      @Spectrum_Country1028 2 года назад +10

      Agamenon Contingency
      Codename: Spirit Debt
      Deadman is an intangible being who's spirit is cursed to roam the living world and is capable of possessing anyone he chooses with their normal voice. Possible weaknesses are not physical since Boston Brand is declared dead, but with psychological weaknesses know no mortal coil. The voice synthesizer could be calibrated to match his loved ones and draw him out of whatever body he is hiding in. As for containment, the Phantom Zone would be the best containment. Must research further for possible cracks in Phantom Zone containment methods.

    • @borkabrak
      @borkabrak 2 года назад

      The Boys (in the comic Dear Becky) had what seems like a pretty effective approach here: catch him as a boy and cut his freakin' tongue out.

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 2 года назад +2

      @@Spectrum_Country1028 Note: Watch for any unusual speech patterns or mannerisms in JLA members, as this could be a sign of possession by Boston Brand.

    • @the1stmetalhead
      @the1stmetalhead Год назад

      @@Spectrum_Country1028 dude do one on Deadpool and Constantine

  • @AlchemixIncTM
    @AlchemixIncTM 4 года назад +289

    *Agamemnon contingency- file code name: Magician*
    "John Constantine, his vast array of occult knowledge and supernatural capabilities makes him a formidable opponent. Much like in subduing Zatanna a well timed blow to the trachea should keep him from speaking. Otherwise Zatanna would be an excellent choice due to her in magical prowess to incapacitate Constantine."

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 4 года назад +17

      Sadly would not work. Constantine does not need magic words. He has innate abilities and an arsenal of magical artifacts, as well as access to dark arcana that would likely be impossible for Batman to counter because he does not understand it.
      Constantine would possibly be the hardest case for Batman to trap without killing him. Zatanna's magic can counter his, and being former lovers, she would likely be a soft spot for him, but even then, Constantine has dealt with other magic users his whole life, and fought Zatanna specifically before.

    • @rumaysa9649
      @rumaysa9649 3 года назад +4

      Constantine caused three demons to fight over his soul when he was dying, they formed a truce and decided to save his life in order to avoid bloodshed.

    • @Leviackerman-hp2gc
      @Leviackerman-hp2gc 3 года назад +8

      Just make king shark fuck him again

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 3 года назад +2

      @@Leviackerman-hp2gc
      Now that's a plan

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq 3 года назад +5

      I don't think you need a plan for a a guy who smokes dozen packs a day. Just wait for cancer to get him.

  • @_glitterbomb
    @_glitterbomb 3 года назад +251

    maybe if Darkwing had a contingency plan for Omni-Man

    • @laxattack4620
      @laxattack4620 3 года назад +46

      Agamemnon Contingency - File Codename: 'Extraterrestrial'. Onmi-Man is a powerful combatant and well beyond our strongest heroes. His flight capabilities are hard to counter in high-altitude areas, and his speed makes him a formidable opponent at close range. Upon examining his body structure I found a complex stabilization system within his ears, which with a high enough frequency could stun -- or even incapacitate him. Further research into multidirectional frequency emitters is required.

    • @laxattack4620
      @laxattack4620 3 года назад +12

      @@Adam-nz3ix In a realistic sense it's hard to do that, due to the requirement of insane velocity (which is needed to make sure the acceleration of the affected body a.k.a Omni Man increases drastically upon impact) for a body-covering beam to create a force strong enough to simulate high gravity 🤔

    • @AshwiniR.007
      @AshwiniR.007 3 года назад +3

      @@laxattack4620 awesome dude 👍

    • @Shrimpfriedpee
      @Shrimpfriedpee 3 года назад +15

      There’s a theory that dark wing jumped on Nolan to put devices that would output loud frequencies into his ears.

    • @johnoz2284
      @johnoz2284 2 года назад

      @@Shrimpfriedpee that actually makes sense

  • @jdent4544
    @jdent4544 4 года назад +337

    I don't blame Batman for having a contingency plan, you will never know what might happen if one of ur fellow heroes will turn evil. Or some might not be trustworthy, just look at the injustice universe it showed us that possible outcome and who's to say it won't happen in the original timeline. But Batman this time make sure you know where you put secret weapons so none of your smart villains know

    • @MIXMASTER6991
      @MIXMASTER6991 4 года назад +11

      Yep Batman who laughs would have went different if everyone was prepared

    • @rickybrooks9508
      @rickybrooks9508 4 года назад +5

      @@MIXMASTER6991 exactly

    • @luckysuryajaya1015
      @luckysuryajaya1015 4 года назад +1

      also at least tell your friends at JL about this

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 4 года назад +14

      Hal Jordon actually agrees with Bruce in the sense that the plans needs to be there, but having them in a easy (easily enough) to access point was pretty dumb

    • @chaosflame7278
      @chaosflame7278 4 года назад +2

      JD ENT exactly Superman unchecked would destroy everything

  • @theguy1656
    @theguy1656 4 года назад +346

    Pretty sure the phantom zone would be everyone’s weakness, not just firestorm

    • @nerds7864
      @nerds7864 4 года назад +35

      The joker got out of the phantom zone once

    • @jovannyvaldez3104
      @jovannyvaldez3104 4 года назад +16

      I mean he’s right firestorm cannot el anythin with lack of materials

    • @misterdewott8766
      @misterdewott8766 4 года назад +26

      *Doomsday would like to know your location*

    • @maninthetrenchcoat5603
      @maninthetrenchcoat5603 4 года назад +5

      @@jovannyvaldez3104 Is there air in the phantom zone? There'd have to be so he doesn't die. If so, that's raw material to work with.

    • @gkgk6439
      @gkgk6439 4 года назад +10

      The holy Ramen Are you talking about lego batman movie?lol

  • @yuriplaytube4562
    @yuriplaytube4562 4 года назад +72

    Batman is the SCP Foundation's plan to neutralize every SCP If needed.

  • @99thJediWarrior
    @99thJediWarrior Год назад +33

    5:15 I got legit chills there. Like he broke the fourth wall there.

  • @davidforlong
    @davidforlong 3 года назад +76

    I do love that Batman knows that he has just as much of a risk as becoming bad as anyone else in the league. It really shows that he only has these plans for the worst case scenario.

  • @zacharythunderblade9639
    @zacharythunderblade9639 Год назад +49

    Emotional to hear his voice again, Especially in such an emotional performance, Love to hear his voice as Batman.
    RIP Kevin Conroy

  • @pines3326
    @pines3326 3 года назад +35

    I like how Batman only generalizes the green lantern contingency plan but still plans to test it out on Guy Gardner

  • @shaggysnax01
    @shaggysnax01 Год назад +51

    Rest in Piece, Kevin Conroy. You'll forever be my all-time Batman, up there with the likes of West, Keaton, and Bale. His Batmen are my heroes, whether we're talking Timmverse, Arkham, or Injustice. Rest in Piece, sir.
    (1955-2022)

  • @K-One582
    @K-One582 4 года назад +167

    Batfleck: "I have no contingency, I will try to murder them in cold blood unless they say Martha"

    • @Jackn17_
      @Jackn17_ 4 года назад +6

      Killing Superman was his contingency also it wasn’t Just Superman saying Martha that stopped him

    • @ravencrow5586
      @ravencrow5586 3 года назад +2

      There are numerous videos on RUclips that explain the so misunderstood "Martha" moment. But basically it's simply superman reminding batman that despite the fact that he's an alien he has a mother and a family and that it's all a big misunderstanding

    • @xevenxaver4759
      @xevenxaver4759 3 года назад +6

      @@ravencrow5586 Too bad that in the same movie you can see blowing up cars with criminals inside like if they were all orphans too

    • @rlacksgh9673
      @rlacksgh9673 2 года назад +2

      @@ravencrow5586 Any plot point that needs freaking youtube videos to explain shit is basically lazy writing.

    • @ShursGarden
      @ShursGarden 2 года назад

      @@rlacksgh9673 The entire Liar's Dice scene of Dead Man's Chest begs to differ

  • @jj_grabes
    @jj_grabes 4 года назад +180

    I love how Conroy’s tone shifts when it comes to Batman. He speaks more slowly as he names his own blind spots. It gives the impression Batman truly is reluctant to make these plans, especially for himself.
    5:15 Also this is just scary

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 2 года назад +3

      While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, he is only human. The best way to disable his strategic abilities is to distract him. To strategize about something requires focusing on it. And you can’t focus on multiple things at the same time. Also, making plans requires time. Imagine what you can do during that time. It is possible to distract Batman’s focus on something, and interrupt his time to come up with another plan.

  • @amedievalknight6yearsago691
    @amedievalknight6yearsago691 4 года назад +115

    Everybody in Arkham: "Interesting."

    • @spongeyspikes09
      @spongeyspikes09 3 года назад +6

      Lex: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
      Secretary: (draws tic tac toe on notepad)

    • @KeizerZX
      @KeizerZX 2 года назад +2

      @@spongeyspikes09 Batman from behind: *Think carefully before you do this*

  • @danielmcknight3308
    @danielmcknight3308 Год назад +45

    R.I.P. Kevin Conroy. The voice of Batman to this day and for years to come.

  • @macetotheface2391
    @macetotheface2391 4 года назад +91

    0:30 Superman 1:09 Martian Manhunter 1:41 Green Lantern 2:35 Wonder Woman 3:06 Plastic Man 3:48 Flash, Green Arrow, Zantanna, Red Tornado, Firestorm, Aquaman, Black Canary 4:46 Batman

  • @JT9K
    @JT9K 4 года назад +66

    Aquaman - 'Hydrophobia' ..well played, Bruce..Well played

    • @JBZ007
      @JBZ007 4 года назад

      He'll be unconscious from lacking the things he fears

    • @marcomonteiro449
      @marcomonteiro449 4 года назад

      One question. What does he mean with aquaman's hydrophobia?

    • @ethanmandengue3870
      @ethanmandengue3870 4 года назад +6

      @@marcomonteiro449 Use Scarecrow fear toxin to make Aquaman afraid of water. Water enhance Aquaman, strength , resistance and speed. In addition to that he can die if he don't go to water regularly.

    • @marcomonteiro449
      @marcomonteiro449 4 года назад

      @@ethanmandengue3870 so if he's in the dessert, he can be stopped?

    • @ethanmandengue3870
      @ethanmandengue3870 4 года назад

      @@marcomonteiro449 Yep.

  • @patrickadriantrinidad4112
    @patrickadriantrinidad4112 4 года назад +177

    Codename Detective: Say “Martha”

    • @maxamedxasan4366
      @maxamedxasan4366 4 года назад +1

      Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @iamthesenate5769
      @iamthesenate5769 4 года назад +9

      "Why did you say that name?!"

    • @memeempire4931
      @memeempire4931 3 года назад +2

      He basically said just that is his weakness 🤷‍♂️

    • @sthrcnx
      @sthrcnx 3 года назад +5

      "His parents, is an excellent blindspot".
      Batman literally said it in the video.

  • @weakest_branch
    @weakest_branch Год назад +40

    Rip to an actual legend. My forever Batman.. Rest easy Kevin.. this is by far one of my favorite lines of dialog he's ever recorded

  • @mrperfectcell1350
    @mrperfectcell1350 3 года назад +86

    Nobody:
    Batman: I am now going to post this on youtube to get views.

  • @TheDM626
    @TheDM626 4 года назад +47

    I like how he knows his own weaknesses. And that he admits that he’s just a human to begin with. That just furthers shows why he’s the best option for the job if anyone ever goes dark. He’s the most level headed.

  • @gabrielestrella2272
    @gabrielestrella2272 4 года назад +154

    2:35 you can hear how Batman cares a lot about Diana, he detests the thought of hurting her and creating a contingency plan for her, but it’s probably better that he be the one to take her down than someone else who would hurt her badly. I’m a “Wonderbat” dude, so I’d like to think that’s the case.

    • @worldismine3502
      @worldismine3502 4 года назад +3

      No

    • @KeeperofthePeace
      @KeeperofthePeace 4 года назад +14

      With you there, man. #wonderbat

    • @worldismine3502
      @worldismine3502 4 года назад

      John Cooke Ew

    • @h-mboydgaming8844
      @h-mboydgaming8844 4 года назад +9

      Even the voice actors are wonderbats fans so you're okay in saying that

    • @gabrielestrella2272
      @gabrielestrella2272 4 года назад +12

      hunter boyd Not sure where Kevin Conroy (Batman) stands, but Susan Eisenberg (Wonder Woman) is definitely a supporter of #wonderbat

  • @Torterra625
    @Torterra625 2 года назад +31

    Agamemnon Contingency
    File code name: Jolly Green
    The Incredible Hulk, the so called “Strongest there is.” While we should count ourselves lucky that Doctor Bruce Banner has an understanding with his alter ego, the past has shown that given the right circumstances, Hulk poses the greatest threat his world and perhaps the universe has ever known. And yet, even for him, there exist a few blinds spots that can be exploited. The alloys Adamantium and Vibranium for example have been proven strong enough to cut through even the Hulk’s steel like skin, as evidenced by his battles with the Wolverine and Black Panther. It would be easy enough to acquire either of those alloys and construct a suit able to combat him and deliver a fatal blow.
    For a more non lethal pacification, it’s been shown that mood control can easily stop the Hulk’s seemingly endless rage. Making him happy would have him revert to Bruce Banner in almost a minute. And one thing that makes Hulk happy is... wait.... puppies? That’s.... odd.

  • @AllEyegaming
    @AllEyegaming 4 года назад +42

    "Think carefully before you do this." So don't do it, got it Batman. 👌🏾

  • @DanTheGOAT90
    @DanTheGOAT90 4 года назад +155

    While I get that Batman is attempting to decipher his own weaknesses, his plan for himself is still a bit arrogant. He’s assuming that he would still care about innocent victims, or his friends for that matter.

    • @fergfasho
      @fergfasho 4 года назад +17

      gatorsrule90 but he also mentions his parents. I think that’s one thing what will always get to him

    • @tamirsudri1
      @tamirsudri1 4 года назад +26

      Because look at superman
      If he has to save two people at the same time he could do it with ease
      Same with diana and flash
      However batman can't do this and must make a choice or get alfred to do it for him which is very unlikely to do in time

    • @ryanbarefoot7194
      @ryanbarefoot7194 4 года назад +20

      gatorsrule90 mhm. I think his own contingency is more so under the assumption that he steps too far into ‘red hood’ territory. Where he more so starts killing and becomes unhinged but still more or elss prioritizes others. That and he does mention his parents and generally is saying ‘use past trauma and psychological issues against me.’

    • @SoraJack
      @SoraJack 4 года назад +21

      It's not really arrogance when he just said that he's human. Do anything that can incapacitate a human. Does that have to be listed out? Like maybe, shoot them with a gun, give them food poisoning, laser their face off, slice them in half, trap them in a construct, shoot them with arrows, fucking run at them head on at light speed, shoot them with missiles, scream so loudly their heads explode etc. The list goes on.

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 4 года назад +13

      Exactly, his limp plan for himself is bull. He still paints himself as just in the scenario he turns evil. He doesn't mention specific codes for his cave, flaws in his gadgets, or any way his tactics could be turned against him. He just gives the line "Well, I'm only human so that's enough weakness for you." And for the fans who keep saying "Well his plan is the league." That's bullshit too.
      How in the hell can the league win against Batman if he decides to go evil when he literally has plans designed to take them out? We've seen Batman's plans taken to lethal extremes in tower of babel when villains used them, and we've seen TBWL basically destroy countless universes all because he has plans to kill the heroes. Batman needs to acknowledge that he's just as much of a threat to the world as the other league members and take precautions for that, otherwise he comes off as arrogant.

  • @arunsreekumar7623
    @arunsreekumar7623 4 года назад +35

    This's what makes BATMAN the GREATEST SUPER HERO OF ALL TIME.

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 2 года назад

      One of the greatest.

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 2 года назад

      While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, he is only human. The best way to disable his strategic abilities is to distract him. To strategize about something requires focusing on it. And you can’t focus on multiple things at the same time. Also, making plans requires time. Imagine what you can do during that time. It is possible to distract Batman’s focus on something, and interrupt his time to come up with another plan.

    • @farzamimran3960
      @farzamimran3960 2 года назад

      @@arcticangel1628 what makes u think he does not have a contingency plan for his own contingency plan?

  • @heroessquad2019
    @heroessquad2019 2 года назад +56

    Agememnon Contingency
    Codename: Blue Blur
    Sonic The Hedgehog, while as fast the Flash, can use his body as a weapon and aim at his targets. He can also use 7 magical gems to advance to a superior form. Although quite a runner, he's not a swimmer. If he ever becomes evil, the best way to weaken him is water. Placing him in a water tank would do the trick. There's an alternative if it doesn't work: remind him of the time he got kissed by a human.

    • @eryvac0074
      @eryvac0074 2 года назад +12

      Agamemnon Contingency
      Codename: fursona
      Sonic the hedgehog, while fast and cunning, is a fictional anthropomorphic character. If ever exposed to the fanart of his own fanbase, there's a high probability he'd permanently incapacitate himself. Currently working on a specially designed flashbang able to stun him with an image I found of 'Shadow the hedgehog X shrek fanfiction' I found.

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 2 года назад +7

      Or just remind him of all the drawings of him on DeviantArt if you wanna go for psychological warfare.

    • @justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588
      @justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588 5 месяцев назад

      Jim Carey Eggman: Write that down, write that down.

  • @Patruicio
    @Patruicio 4 года назад +408

    Diana is a good friend??
    She's much more!!!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 года назад +28

      I've personally never found them to be a good couple.

    • @dalelash2nd743
      @dalelash2nd743 4 года назад +34

      @@somerandolad I agree. I was always a Batman x Catwoman shipper.

    • @Patruicio
      @Patruicio 4 года назад +14

      @@somerandolad But they were, Bruce is one of the exs of Diana in some versions of the comics and animated shows

    • @gabrielestrella2272
      @gabrielestrella2272 4 года назад +10

      Tiago Patrício he can’t reveal that, otherwise whoever finds the contingencies will know who to use as a hostage to defeat him.

    • @Patruicio
      @Patruicio 4 года назад +2

      @@gabrielestrella2272 No I know, but in those media ii referred, the writers put some clues about it!!