Imagine sitting alone in your house then you hear someone lockpicking your doors and find a minion midget with a taser gun scurrying towards you at Mach 10
" I'm more than just content " " I know you're my friend " " I'm ok with just being content " He was expertly dodging the friend zone from the begining
@@notlogical4016 basically, though acting is a bit different because you need to be able to put yourself mentally in whatever situation you gotta be in, rather than hanging out with the homies
Oh it's really easy once you stop caring about your public image. He's only anxious because he's 90% sure he's not really supposed to be there, and is sure at any second someone will realize and kick him out.
I think its something a lot of introverts experience when trying to be extrovertive, I get that a lot when being around very extrovertive friends despite being naturally introvertive, you just kinda force yourself to be outgoing and it ends up looking awkwardly crazy.
I ship them. Just because. I do not support abusive relationships though. Remember that ships are not things to take seriously. Note: Nevermind that. They're dating now.
"Hello, this is the LockPickingCoder and today we have a Kwikset that's been modified with a Taser." I sincerely hope someone out there read that in LPL's voice.
He’s still young but I used to have similar acne problems very similar face and back. Isotretinoin save my life. Now I have little scars because it was very bad but are barely noticeable. Michael should try that.
Yes but they were scare people away Hellos- there is a special form of false greeting the introverted learn where 'Hello' sounds alot like F-Off and/ or noone will find your tongue if this goes on longer than a basic reply.
@@INeed333Quid I feel like he's introverted, it's just that he's with someone who he's really comfortable with, someone to sympathize with him and just laugh it off cause it's relatable for both of them, or maybe he's only a bit introvert, if that's a thing.
@@hotaru25189 Yeah I've actually picked a few locker room locks, doors and desk drawers myself (mostly because the keys go missing lol) and its not hard. I don't even have lockpicking tools I just used some of my dental instruments I had at hand.
At 4:52 i feel like Michael just used his psychic powers to make lily slip from the stairs just to call her a freak. Im not joking. Its like he knew what's about to happen. Lmao
Well actually don't mind me I was just dumb y'all are right by saying that the original comment was correct and that I said "atuo" instead of "auto" so at the I'm the dumbass here in the end
4:52 michael looks like a npc waiting to give you a sidequest involving bringing him 700 turtle shells and 15 litres of blood for a legendary sword that strikes its foes with lightning, basically being a overpowered long tazer
Holy shuts, I was following Michael and Lily before he even met offlinetv. Never would I have ever thought that I needed lily and Michael content but these two just have so much chemistry. It's almost as if they were destined to be stream buddies.
Michael: "im more than just content lily" Lily: "You are more than just content! youre m-my friend Michael: nevermind "i'm fine with just being content" *i see where this is going 7w7*
I guess Lily forgot Micheal has a way of being taller than people since she was pointing out how she was taller than him for almost the entire video...
News reporter: Micheal Reeves was the only person to exit the house after a maniac with a minion mask murdered everyone in the house except him Michael Reeves: *suspiciously smiling* 3:35
Michael is the soul reason I'm starting to learn how to turn anxiety into a complete lack of shame. A chaotic energy that can be reforged into some absolute gold.
I feel like Michael and lily are the closest to each other cause every time I watch offlinetv I notice that Michael is quiet but if he's with lily he noisy af
Imagine sitting alone in your house then you hear someone lockpicking your doors and find a minion midget with a taser gun scurrying towards you at Mach 10
So that's why dark souls music was playing
The way you phrased it makes it much scarier
He pops around the corner and giornos theme starts playing
mach 10 lmao
What is he koro sensei
" I'm more than just content "
" I know you're my friend "
" I'm ok with just being content "
He was expertly dodging the friend zone from the begining
The man knows how to stay in a relationship
I feel like being content-zoned is much worse
*you're
They are SOO cute together 😅🥰
@@Mister_Smith_YT boom...
Content zone...and always like that :) that circle of friendzone
Michael is more present in other people’s content than his own
its a lot easier when youre not the one editing or making ideas for things and just existing for people to film
@@synthvt so all the movie stars in the world
This is accurate
@@notlogical4016 basically, though acting is a bit different because you need to be able to put yourself mentally in whatever situation you gotta be in, rather than hanging out with the homies
Apparently this is how he pays the rent
God I'm uncomfortable watching Michael talk to those random people like that, but at the same time I admire his guts.
Dude we are so introverted.
@@staroftheforgotten8514 and so QuRiCkY
I love how everyone was towering over michael as he just repeated "hi, hello, hi, hello" because that's the best representation of anxiety I have seen
*or he really is a 12 year old*
@@zomboss9242 im 22 and I do that
Millie Cabrera i think that was meant to be a joke..
@@sparkyoac6550 it is a joke but my dumb ass understood it very late
We all do.
The speed at which Michael shuffled off after picking that lock and turning off the lights was immeasurable
*Insert Dark Souls death noise*
I am spid
what timecode?
Pantsmode 3:38
Micheal Thundergod Crackhead Lock-Pickin’ Reeves
It's amazing how Michael can be so anxious and yet devoid of fear at the same time, just saying random shit to people he doesn't know lol.
Oh it's really easy once you stop caring about your public image. He's only anxious because he's 90% sure he's not really supposed to be there, and is sure at any second someone will realize and kick him out.
I think he was in tunnel vision mode, where all he could see was about a foot in front of him
"ah yes hello I do youtube videos" while looking everybody in the eyes and turning around like a maniac
I think its something a lot of introverts experience when trying to be extrovertive, I get that a lot when being around very extrovertive friends despite being naturally introvertive, you just kinda force yourself to be outgoing and it ends up looking awkwardly crazy.
Thats how it works
I just realized that Michael gave Lily his jacket at the Red Carpet 🥺
I think this is as well like only a couple of days before they started dating
Didn’t see that thx for telling us
i dont think she said thanks >:(
@@theslightlysaltysalad1460 i want a hour long apology from lily saying thanks the mykull for the jacket. Now.
@@LetMeEatIt I- please say you’re joking right...
The fact he moves that fast and knows how to pick locks makes him so scary and is buff enough to kick my ass makes him scarier
don't forget about the taser
And can make a projectile homing weapon out of anything
Also the fact he builds automatized torture machines for fun
That too
Tazer machine gun
He let her borrow his coat cuz she was cold... AND SHE ACCEPTED IT.
Flag placed
I mean I think they're dating
They are she announced it on a stream for reak
timestamp?
@@Bone_guy no u
@@sidekic1109 They aren't dating at this time
"Are we supposed to socialize?"
That's social interaction and I don't support it
We don't go outside man outside is scary 😂
Duran McLemore the fact that this comment has less than 100 likes proves that us viewers don’t support social interaction
Duran McLemore i sleep with a gun beside my bed, just so when someone breaks in I can just shoot myself. I dont like socializing at all.
This comment has aged surprisingly well
00:52 Scarra is the Dad who knows his kid's shenanigans too well so he won't even try to stop them anymore.
A normal day in the otv house for dad Scarra
It’s a normal day, XD
Stylist:
“Is he like this at the house?”
Lily:
*bruh* “He’s like this EVERYWHERE”
_bruh_
Me: "Michael cant possibly get more terrifying, right?"
Michael: *picks a lock with a bobby pin in like probably less than 5 mins*
Me: "oh god no"
*Wears terrifying minion mask*
HAVE FUN WITH MY TASER
Michael is definition of modded skyrim
*Minion Michael, Destroyer of Turtles*
bad horse is pleased
“Picklocking” wait isn’t it lockpicking
lily should've included the part in the stream when michael gave her his suit jacket cause she was cold
we need _Wholesome Michael Content_
oh crap i need CLIPS
I ship them. Just because. I do not support abusive relationships though.
Remember that ships are not things to take seriously.
Note: Nevermind that. They're dating now.
@@blitz-o-byte It's on Lily's vod channel. I'm sure you'll find a time stamp in the comments somewhere
IRIS Corporation, you took a good thing and you just.... you just.... eh.
@@jannikschmidt8511 I get that but I'm more feeling chaotic evil sibling energy.
Lily: *slips while going down on the stairs*
Michael: F R E A K F R E A K
Don’t forget he stands like a Skyrim NPC
The fact that Michael knows how to pick locks makes him more terrifying
If i see that shit when the door unlocked i would go full on *alarm clock* 3:38
"Hello, this is the LockPickingCoder and today we have a Kwikset that's been modified with a Taser."
I sincerely hope someone out there read that in LPL's voice.
@@dankerthanclanker I did
dankerthanclanker
I did
666 likes.
"The lockpick minion doesn't exist and can't hurt you"
The lockpick minion: 3:38
Terror
*Getting Assaulted At 3 AM By A Lockpick Minion (scary)*
Picklocking*
@@ChibiSilex It's Lock picking, failed grammar nazi.
@@JohnSmith-vb5ck Looks like someone needs to watch the clip again.
Michael reeves: The destroyers of turtles, harnesser of electricity and looks surprisingly good in a suit
Everyone looks surprisingly good in a suit. That's what they're for.
Man I'd be gay for Michael in a suit...
Yea Michael be lookin like a top notch lad in that suit
everyone looks good in a suit that fits
@@Martin-rh6bn its not gay if he's the child of zues
2:32 I don't know why Michael eating a crêpe with a sign in the background that says "Filipino" is so funny to me
good eyes
LOL IT SAYS BIG BOI FILIPINO LMAO
Lol
@@kineshi Bad eyes.
REALLY LOL
why yall look like two 12-year-olds lost in a party in the middle of a lot of adults
isnt lily like a boomer so its a 12 year old and a-
wait a second
@@1nicerboyz206 ARA ARA IT IS
@@stupidperson9250 PREPARE YOURSELF, SHOTA
Luka Ivkovic
Oh GOD
“I was born with a Genetic disease called being Filipino” I FEEL 😭😭 6:44
when you're filipino but also tall somehow so you cant relate
I too fear ill be 5'2 for the rest of my life
I used to be happy because I'm taller than my mom and is almost as tall as my dad...
... *but then I stopped growing.*
@@neruneru9713 Same
imma be 5 ft for life
Michael Reeves is the only famous person I've ever seen with acne, and he's honestly like a role model.
@SpaghettiSpaghetti Neverforghetti Do not try and suppress my desire to taze. I know what I said
He’s still young but I used to have similar acne problems very similar face and back. Isotretinoin save my life. Now I have little scars because it was very bad but are barely noticeable. Michael should try that.
For experience once you got that level of acne creams, shoaps, lotions are like nothing
SpaghettiSpaghetti Neverforghetti
The correct word is Overlord
Alisson Becker of Liverpool FC has it too
"I have a genetic disease."
"Called being a filipino"
As a filipino i died at this
HAHAHAHA so true
Same😂😂
As a Filipino I can say that is true
how am i full filipino but 5'11 and 15?? da fuq?!?!?
@@christianschipper7537 weird flex but ok
Micheal: “We’re just two introverted streamers”
Also Micheal: Says hi to everyone in his path
Introverted doesnt mean antisocial, it just means that being in social situations like these for too long is very draining
Yes but they were scare people away Hellos- there is a special form of false greeting the introverted learn where 'Hello' sounds alot like F-Off and/ or noone will find your tongue if this goes on longer than a basic reply.
yeah im not sure that he is introvert
As an Introvert, I like to say shit that makes me stand out, it's my way of saying "I'm still here"
@@INeed333Quid I feel like he's introverted, it's just that he's with someone who he's really comfortable with, someone to sympathize with him and just laugh it off cause it's relatable for both of them, or maybe he's only a bit introvert, if that's a thing.
9:57 the fact that he’s like a foot shorter than everyone else makes it so funny
It's like the scene in Fellowship of the Ring when the hobbits are at the Prancing Pony
@@andymiller1597 lol
The looks he was getting from everyone🤣🤣🤣
Well that's why he made the taser camera!
Man I see micheal now and it feels like watching one of the homies that made it out the hood.
Right? I remember first finding his channel when he was 1.5K subs and it’s so weird now
Michael: “I can pick locks”
Also Michael: Has a large assortment of tasers
Me: *shivers in fear
Every time you stop running. Micheal only gets closer
Timestamp?
@@just_boi1027 sometime during the video
@@just_boi1027 3:25
0:50 The way Micheal runs makes him seem like the kind of guy that would crawl downstairs once his mom said the pizza rolls were done.
justsalty he is that kind of guy
Scarra sitting there unbothered is iconic
@@myriadofcolours9861 I'm not that sure if he's unbothered. More like ready to burst out to full laughter.
justsalty that’s my kinda guy
michael reeves confirmed locksmith
I hope they collap one day... it would be chaos
Pretty sure raking will get through most doors
Confirmed will smith
@@hotaru25189 Yeah I've actually picked a few locker room locks, doors and desk drawers myself (mostly because the keys go missing lol) and its not hard.
I don't even have lockpicking tools I just used some of my dental instruments I had at hand.
@@Lexender dental instruments??
"How many followers do you have?"
"10... Or 20..."
7K people watching the stream: ._.
I was watching live, that exact moment there, literally 20k people were watching lmao
I was waiting for them to say a couple, 10, 20, 20 thousand
@@lamptowel Like Lily doesnt have 924k...
@@jamesmersh1770 theyre trying not to flex i think, it would make them seem obnosous
@@lamptowel They aren't trying to be humble, it's literally a fucking joke.
4:34
When I saw one of them tried to cover their mouth I knew it was Sykkuno
Now that you pointed that out, I definitely agree
Yeah definitely
You could actually title this "Taking the Hobbits to Isengard."
Kashmir died on this . 👍🏻
*The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits*
TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD
Isengard, gard, gard, g-g-g-gard
What you say?
The Lockpicking Crackhead.
The Lockpicking Lawyer's insane cousin.
ah... a man of class.
Apparently it’s picklocking according to 3:41
@@hansonma3024 Crackhead terminology
Ah yes cultured people
"3 clicked in to place, 4 is binding"
I like how Scarra just sits in the background, eating and shaking his head like a disappointed father.
Mattias Johann Orglaan He is the token boomer after all.
At 4:52 i feel like Michael just used his psychic powers to make lily slip from the stairs just to call her a freak. Im not joking. Its like he knew what's about to happen. Lmao
man stood there like he knew the future but didn’t want to alter it lmfao
Nobody:
Micheal:
“oH thATs smItH wIth!”
@@Kirbgear I'm guessing your auto correction succs "atuo"😂
@@Kirbgear No, it's Smill With. 9:47
Who is smill with?
@@Kirbgear No, he actually said smill with
Well actually don't mind me I was just dumb y'all are right by saying that the original comment was correct and that I said "atuo" instead of "auto" so at the I'm the dumbass here in the end
Did anyone mention jet that with their bad internet the new house turned into the literal OFFLINE TV House!?
Hey can you do me a quick favor? Please stop. Thanks.
@@akies6256 so i guess you want him to go... offline?
oh god no
Just let him be guys... Its not like there is much on the line here
Pls stop
Who would win:
A normal functioning human being
Some weird midget-gremlin, wearing a minion mask
The Gremlin has a taser I think he wins
you forgot to describe him as a crackhead
Who also is buff, has a taser and picks locks so you can't hide anywhere. Yeah, i'll be over here accepting death
dont forget he builds murder death robots for a living and knows how to pick locks...
Me: a normal functioning human being
Michael: looks at me with minion face on
Me: hahaha I’m in danger
3:42 Why is nobody talking about this? Imagine seeing him pick your lock, turn off your light, and charge. I would piss myself
4:52
michael looks like a npc waiting to give you a sidequest involving bringing him 700 turtle shells and 15 litres of blood for a legendary sword that strikes its foes with lightning, basically being a overpowered long tazer
I thought he was a cardboard cutout
Underrated 🤣
Dis one is good
Michael: "I have self control."
Immediately finishes it.
He just GLONKED it down like it was nothing.
Me: here for Michael reeves
Lily: look at the camera so I can use you for views
Me: she knows
Ruthless businesswoman
Bruh
Look Michael's one of the only RUclips that if I see him in a video I'm going to at least check it out.
6:07 WHY DOES HE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HARRY POTTER AT THE YULE BALL
Wait- 😳
@@yamaguchishoe6015 It happened the same to me. 😂
I want Michael reeves as a playable character in watchdogs 3
Y E S
He’d be too OP
they would never do that😂
pooreh10 yeah because he’s not in the uk
Rename him to taser man
Holy shuts, I was following Michael and Lily before he even met offlinetv. Never would I have ever thought that I needed lily and Michael content but these two just have so much chemistry. It's almost as if they were destined to be stream buddies.
(shipping intensifies)
@@alexandersawatzky7384 begone
@@jacade5898 YOU CANT DENY THE SHIP
@@TheLazyass111 since a person directly implicated in the ship denied it, I shouldn't need to.
JC DG plus shipping actual people is kinda creepy??? I mean if I was shipped with any of my friends we would both be constantly uncomfortable
Michal: picks lock. Turns light off. Disappears into the room
next horror film featuring a tazer loving psychopath named Michael.
this was the funniest clip i've ever watched
and then muffled screaming in the distance
Who’s room was that?
Jao Chao yvonne
Bruh nothing has ever reminded me more of Harry Potter in the fourth movie Goblet of Fire, than Michael at 6:09
6:09
Seems nice
8:30 Lily quickly shakes hands while avoiding eye contact then running for dear life behind Mykull
Just like an alpha female
yupp, yupp, yupp
Cold alpha female
Mr Lucksman ruthless business woman
I could actually FEEL their anxiety the whole vid xDDDDDDDDD
Michael, an introvert: *Stands behind famous person Like a deer in headlights.*
I don't think Michael is too much of an introvert
“I was born with a disease called being Filipino”
*laughs in tall half-Filipino*
*yes*
Curse you tall filipino!
I'm full filipino 18 and 5'7 . WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THAT
I feel bad cause i just turned 15
And sits on 5'9
yagiya야기야 I’m full Filipino 12yo 5’2 xD
I'm a tall pure filipino and I don't know why
This is how Frodo and Sam felt when they tried to blend in with the orcs in mordor.
Michael: *I was born with a genetic disease called being a filipino*
That one hit me right in the heart.
I felt that
Is he Really half?
@@raimrn789 Yes, you can tell by his height
Dude I'm 6'5 and am I filipino
@@spideripis963 most of (Filipinos) are genetically small you know that already but Im just saying like (like damn sana all 6'5ahahahaha)
@@spideripis963 naol
"Thats all I wanted Michael, a picture... without you T-posing everywhere"
Got me weak
End of the video-
POV: Michael pulling the plug on your life support and Lily waiving bye to you as you drift off into the void....
micheal skadoosh that life support plug
He needs to connect his Drone Army to attack the FBI
:P Can't ask for a better send-off.
The best part about Lilly is we can see Michel without having to wait half a year
Lily: c’mon, you have to finish it
Michael: actually finished it
*PEER PRESSURE*
He was fucking shaking at the end, poor guy... The power of Lily's influence is too strong for one man.
3:38 is probably the funniest Micheal moment I've seen.
Probably the funnieat OTV moment ive ever seen tbh
Funny?
THATS TERRIFYING XD
and that is why i pressed screenshot to save it for future purposes
Same, I started laughing out loud for a solid minute. Living with Michael is scary
_"Minion Michael doesn't exist, he can't hurt y-"_
Minion Michael: 0:49, 3:38
The fact that he can get into my house without consent is terrifying
He could tase me and I would never know
@@someguyontheinternet8769 i think you would know if you got tased
@@osha_t4 he would somehow manage to do it without you knowing and you damm well know that
Michael: "im more than just content lily"
Lily: "You are more than just content! youre m-my friend
Michael: nevermind "i'm fine with just being content"
*i see where this is going 7w7*
"i was born with a genetic disease....of being filipino."
that hit home so hard, x'D lol
Yeah xD especially im pretty sure that im the same height as them
Every filipinx has a genetic disease called "gremlin"
Damn bro is everyone in the philippines 5'7''?
@@fartsimulator-of9li smaller...
@@fartsimulator-of9li smaller than 5'5"
SO THAT'S WHY YOU LIKE BEING HIS FRIEND.
TO BE TALLER
OF COURSE
it was so obvious.
Yea
'Friend'
They are like the pinky and the brain duo, but swapped height
When yvonne was with her friends Michael and lily were like the two embarrassing parents sending their kid off on a date
Random man: So how many followers on twitch?
Micheal: a few....10....20...
The fact that 50% of lily's content is just people getting harassed is gOld
“I was born with a genetic disease called Filipino” 6:41
Filipino
We’re cursed with being a short king
Same
yes
and also timestamp
5:38 “it’s sparkly and cute... just like you” This aged beautifully 😊
“The enemy stand user could be anyone”
Enemy Stand User: 6:20
ok. you guys literally looked like two lost children at that party. EVERYONE was taller than you and I couldn't relate more.
8:30
Sony: “You guys look great!”
Lilly: “Yep, Yep.”
Lily: “it’s sparkling cute Michael, Just like you”
UwU
New Srithai this aged well
@@xtrathiccboi I hope it does for a while
11:53 i like how michael's jacket is on lily shoulders... that's mcCute
Micheal: I´m tired of just being content
Lily: you´re more than just content. You´re my friend
Micheal: nevermind I´m fine with just being content
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,
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I guess Lily forgot Micheal has a way of being taller than people since she was pointing out how she was taller than him for almost the entire video...
He had to leave the taser at home
@@drunkboi5887 They had to return home at one point, and Michael doesnt seem like a forgiving type😈
2:27 look at left side of the screen
it says "Big Boy Filipino"
i see you Michael, making an ad for yourself
“Michael mich- AAh”
“HAHAHA, FREAK FREAK”
4:52
They werent back here lmao
At the point of time that this was posted they weren't officially dating
They look like hobbits with all the normal people arround.
mean.
They sound like hobbits to. Insufferable. Who even watches this crap
@@iHasaComputer yeah totally I have never watched a single video of these crack heads
iHasaComputer Bad bait
Oneroomy yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:37 the face when he turns around.. oh god
0:56 scarra was like just another normal days on offlinetv house
XD
I am a socially inept potato and i got so much second hand anxiety when you recorded the party section
I was born with a Genetic Disease Called Filipino - Michael
Me As A Filipino: *it aint racist as long its your own race*
tbh i agree with him, being 5'6 is saddening kabayan
Being a 15 fil-japanese boy, having both of your height genetics being 5’7 below is weird but for some reason im 5’10
Being a 15 yr old filipino boi that is 5'7 tall and the shortest among your cousin is sad my fren.
Anong kababalaghan to
Jared Malecdan he’s saying facts anyway
News reporter: Micheal Reeves was the only person to exit the house after a maniac with a minion mask murdered everyone in the house except him
Michael Reeves: *suspiciously smiling*
3:35
2:33
this whole exchange is more natural than any relationship I've ever seen. It's got that wholesome flair about it
“I have self control”
(Not even 5 seconds later)
Michael is the soul reason I'm starting to learn how to turn anxiety into a complete lack of shame. A chaotic energy that can be reforged into some absolute gold.
Michael shouting "FREAK! FREAK!" when Lily slipped on the stairs radiates such powerful sibling energy
EDIT: 4:52
"I taze myself for fun on youtube"
Name a better icebreaker :'D
I feel like Michael and lily are the closest to each other cause every time I watch offlinetv I notice that Michael is quiet but if he's with lily he noisy af
Yeah, I don't think he's gotten to know the other members very well yet
@@baconeater4133 scarra mentioned on the day he came to offlinetv that he doesn't have that much friends but I believe michael can get along with them
SINIGANG NA HIPON Because it’s social interaction and he doesn’t support it.
@@Kaliospectre on RUclips how about off RUclips not doing a vid he is still a human
@@ni-qr6zb Yeah he's a regular dude on Lily's streams, I was just referencing his Amazon Bot vid bruv.
Lily: "you're more than just a content, you're my friend"
Michael: *pain* "nevermind, i'm fine in being just content"
"Stop crying, were in public"
Me too, Michael
Time ?
Everyone is literally taller than Michael and Lily.
Yes!! I saw that too!!🤣🤣🤣
Literally
Normal drunk people recording: * wobbly af *
Lily drunk recording: **image stabilized**
HAHAHAHAHA~!!
This Video in a Nutshell:
Lily is a dictator,
The boys are the Workers,
and Yvonne and Poki are the hostages.
Michael: *acts normal*
Michael two minutes later: Ok that's enough of thattt
Michael engaging conversation was so fucking adorable, also when you guys were buying clothes it was so cute!!!!!
no one:
Michael: “ *Smell With* ”
@The Wail of a Dying Coyote woosh
@The Wail of a Dying Coyote yikes
"I was born with a genetic disease called being Filipino"
felt 😂😂
Michael married Will Smith so he could be a *lock smith*.
no
Jden Mullins
Agree
more like an lock smith
illuminati confirmed!
Michael: I was born with a genetic disease. Its called being a filipino.
Me: yeaaaaaah saem
✊😔
Same
i relate
"I'm so not hungry but really wanna eat this food"
We all felt that
"I am born with a genetic disease, called being filipino"
I feel u Michael