Bad Boys for Life RED CARPET! Ft. Michael Reeves

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Lavapurg
    @Lavapurg 4 года назад +13372

    Imagine sitting alone in your house then you hear someone lockpicking your doors and find a minion midget with a taser gun scurrying towards you at Mach 10

    • @nopewipe8900
      @nopewipe8900 4 года назад +324

      So that's why dark souls music was playing

    • @terminal2124
      @terminal2124 4 года назад +186

      The way you phrased it makes it much scarier

    • @chickennugget5466
      @chickennugget5466 4 года назад +81

      He pops around the corner and giornos theme starts playing

    • @maksimcho.
      @maksimcho. 4 года назад +22

      mach 10 lmao

    • @Jasonr-
      @Jasonr- 4 года назад +26

      What is he koro sensei

  • @redstonenick302
    @redstonenick302 4 года назад +15172

    " I'm more than just content "
    " I know you're my friend "
    " I'm ok with just being content "
    He was expertly dodging the friend zone from the begining

    • @spysappingmysentry5840
      @spysappingmysentry5840 4 года назад +1202

      The man knows how to stay in a relationship

    • @Mister_Smith_YT
      @Mister_Smith_YT 4 года назад +509

      I feel like being content-zoned is much worse

    • @CerberusHD
      @CerberusHD 4 года назад +32

      *you're

    • @rolin8076
      @rolin8076 4 года назад +44

      They are SOO cute together 😅🥰

    • @rbtchan2306
      @rbtchan2306 4 года назад +24

      @@Mister_Smith_YT boom...
      Content zone...and always like that :) that circle of friendzone

  • @paulfisher1859
    @paulfisher1859 4 года назад +10126

    Michael is more present in other people’s content than his own

    • @synthvt
      @synthvt 4 года назад +252

      its a lot easier when youre not the one editing or making ideas for things and just existing for people to film

    • @notlogical4016
      @notlogical4016 4 года назад +43

      @@synthvt so all the movie stars in the world

    • @andrewbacon7042
      @andrewbacon7042 4 года назад +10

      This is accurate

    • @synthvt
      @synthvt 4 года назад +34

      @@notlogical4016 basically, though acting is a bit different because you need to be able to put yourself mentally in whatever situation you gotta be in, rather than hanging out with the homies

    • @arthurfc14
      @arthurfc14 4 года назад +6

      Apparently this is how he pays the rent

  • @hwottao3218
    @hwottao3218 4 года назад +7626

    "I have a genetic disease."
    "Called being a filipino"
    As a filipino i died at this

  • @icabero
    @icabero 5 лет назад +5597

    I love how everyone was towering over michael as he just repeated "hi, hello, hi, hello" because that's the best representation of anxiety I have seen

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 4 года назад +63

      *or he really is a 12 year old*

    • @milliecabrera9355
      @milliecabrera9355 4 года назад +20

      @@zomboss9242 im 22 and I do that

    • @sparkyoac6550
      @sparkyoac6550 4 года назад

      Millie Cabrera i think that was meant to be a joke..

    • @milliecabrera9355
      @milliecabrera9355 4 года назад +9

      @@sparkyoac6550 it is a joke but my dumb ass understood it very late

    • @xuannguyenpham1715
      @xuannguyenpham1715 4 года назад +5

      We all do.

  • @conspiracy_0011
    @conspiracy_0011 5 лет назад +4932

    The speed at which Michael shuffled off after picking that lock and turning off the lights was immeasurable

    • @sirbreadstick
      @sirbreadstick 4 года назад +134

      *Insert Dark Souls death noise*

    • @jioriux
      @jioriux 4 года назад +27

      I am spid

    • @Pantsmode
      @Pantsmode 4 года назад +8

      what timecode?

    • @dementedfish4773
      @dementedfish4773 4 года назад +23

      Pantsmode 3:38

    • @jackwilly456
      @jackwilly456 4 года назад +14

      Micheal Thundergod Crackhead Lock-Pickin’ Reeves

  • @liammartinero5759
    @liammartinero5759 4 года назад +5482

    It's amazing how Michael can be so anxious and yet devoid of fear at the same time, just saying random shit to people he doesn't know lol.

    • @poofa4009
      @poofa4009 4 года назад +299

      Oh it's really easy once you stop caring about your public image. He's only anxious because he's 90% sure he's not really supposed to be there, and is sure at any second someone will realize and kick him out.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 4 года назад +81

      I think he was in tunnel vision mode, where all he could see was about a foot in front of him

    • @kdr1235
      @kdr1235 4 года назад +96

      "ah yes hello I do youtube videos" while looking everybody in the eyes and turning around like a maniac

    • @backfake5415
      @backfake5415 4 года назад +100

      I think its something a lot of introverts experience when trying to be extrovertive, I get that a lot when being around very extrovertive friends despite being naturally introvertive, you just kinda force yourself to be outgoing and it ends up looking awkwardly crazy.

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 года назад +2

      Thats how it works

  • @xlovrui
    @xlovrui 4 года назад +4523

    I just realized that Michael gave Lily his jacket at the Red Carpet 🥺

    • @rorymckinlay2496
      @rorymckinlay2496 3 года назад +173

      I think this is as well like only a couple of days before they started dating

    • @zetoghetto
      @zetoghetto 3 года назад +39

      Didn’t see that thx for telling us

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt 3 года назад +20

      i dont think she said thanks >:(

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt 3 года назад +23

      @@theslightlysaltysalad1460 i want a hour long apology from lily saying thanks the mykull for the jacket. Now.

    • @wisdom23feb62
      @wisdom23feb62 3 года назад +38

      @@LetMeEatIt I- please say you’re joking right...

  • @oner6328
    @oner6328 4 года назад +4137

    The fact he moves that fast and knows how to pick locks makes him so scary and is buff enough to kick my ass makes him scarier

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 года назад +123

      don't forget about the taser

    • @ruz01_7
      @ruz01_7 4 года назад +90

      And can make a projectile homing weapon out of anything

    • @Carlos-ne3zf
      @Carlos-ne3zf 4 года назад +69

      Also the fact he builds automatized torture machines for fun

    • @oner6328
      @oner6328 4 года назад +11

      That too

    • @Poplock4121
      @Poplock4121 4 года назад +5

      Tazer machine gun

  • @neetnootneetnoot
    @neetnootneetnoot 4 года назад +3112

    He let her borrow his coat cuz she was cold... AND SHE ACCEPTED IT.
    Flag placed

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 года назад +77

      I mean I think they're dating

    • @f.b.i2020
      @f.b.i2020 4 года назад +49

      They are she announced it on a stream for reak

    • @duck-ss6pt
      @duck-ss6pt 4 года назад +3

      timestamp?

    • @arshawitoelar7675
      @arshawitoelar7675 4 года назад +4

      @@Bone_guy no u

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 года назад +3

      @@sidekic1109 They aren't dating at this time

  • @CommunTube
    @CommunTube 5 лет назад +26397

    The fact that Michael knows how to pick locks makes him more terrifying

    • @MashedPotatoesXD
      @MashedPotatoesXD 4 года назад +1185

      If i see that shit when the door unlocked i would go full on *alarm clock* 3:38

    • @dankerthanclanker
      @dankerthanclanker 4 года назад +927

      "Hello, this is the LockPickingCoder and today we have a Kwikset that's been modified with a Taser."
      I sincerely hope someone out there read that in LPL's voice.

    • @harrystone3527
      @harrystone3527 4 года назад +87

      @@dankerthanclanker I did

    • @puerkito9893
      @puerkito9893 4 года назад +48

      dankerthanclanker
      I did

    • @awakaxis
      @awakaxis 4 года назад +29

      666 likes.

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 4 года назад +1545

    00:52 Scarra is the Dad who knows his kid's shenanigans too well so he won't even try to stop them anymore.

    • @creamy_fries1004
      @creamy_fries1004 3 года назад +24

      A normal day in the otv house for dad Scarra

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +4

      It’s a normal day, XD

  • @duranmclemore8667
    @duranmclemore8667 5 лет назад +2666

    "Are we supposed to socialize?"
    That's social interaction and I don't support it

    • @JordanRA
      @JordanRA 5 лет назад +20

      We don't go outside man outside is scary 😂

    • @fudgelee624
      @fudgelee624 5 лет назад +13

      Duran McLemore the fact that this comment has less than 100 likes proves that us viewers don’t support social interaction

    • @elchickon9544
      @elchickon9544 5 лет назад +23

      Duran McLemore i sleep with a gun beside my bed, just so when someone breaks in I can just shoot myself. I dont like socializing at all.

    • @andpeeps1570
      @andpeeps1570 4 года назад +1

      This comment has aged surprisingly well

  • @kpoppfp2525
    @kpoppfp2525 5 лет назад +8511

    lily should've included the part in the stream when michael gave her his suit jacket cause she was cold
    we need _Wholesome Michael Content_

    • @blitz-o-byte
      @blitz-o-byte 5 лет назад +340

      oh crap i need CLIPS

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 5 лет назад +503

      I ship them. Just because. I do not support abusive relationships though.
      Remember that ships are not things to take seriously.
      Note: Nevermind that. They're dating now.

    • @azzazelynn988
      @azzazelynn988 5 лет назад +81

      @@blitz-o-byte It's on Lily's vod channel. I'm sure you'll find a time stamp in the comments somewhere

    • @Flower-gb8co
      @Flower-gb8co 5 лет назад +136

      IRIS Corporation, you took a good thing and you just.... you just.... eh.

    • @fullcrackalchemist
      @fullcrackalchemist 5 лет назад +256

      @@jannikschmidt8511 I get that but I'm more feeling chaotic evil sibling energy.

  • @nicksmotherman6699
    @nicksmotherman6699 5 лет назад +2503

    Stylist:
    “Is he like this at the house?”
    Lily:
    *bruh* “He’s like this EVERYWHERE”

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 4 года назад +3134

    2:32 I don't know why Michael eating a crêpe with a sign in the background that says "Filipino" is so funny to me

  • @derpmanaveragegamer7791
    @derpmanaveragegamer7791 4 года назад +6235

    Me: "Michael cant possibly get more terrifying, right?"
    Michael: *picks a lock with a bobby pin in like probably less than 5 mins*
    Me: "oh god no"

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 года назад +152

      *Wears terrifying minion mask*
      HAVE FUN WITH MY TASER

    • @mikeylee9151
      @mikeylee9151 4 года назад +107

      Michael is definition of modded skyrim

    • @plausibillity2032
      @plausibillity2032 4 года назад +50

      *Minion Michael, Destroyer of Turtles*

    • @Konspirantas
      @Konspirantas 4 года назад +13

      bad horse is pleased

    • @starflyer5707
      @starflyer5707 4 года назад +19

      “Picklocking” wait isn’t it lockpicking

  • @zacksargent
    @zacksargent 5 лет назад +4868

    Michael Reeves is the only famous person I've ever seen with acne, and he's honestly like a role model.

    • @zacksargent
      @zacksargent 5 лет назад +685

      @SpaghettiSpaghetti Neverforghetti Do not try and suppress my desire to taze. I know what I said

    • @Donkyelburro
      @Donkyelburro 5 лет назад +151

      He’s still young but I used to have similar acne problems very similar face and back. Isotretinoin save my life. Now I have little scars because it was very bad but are barely noticeable. Michael should try that.

    • @Donkyelburro
      @Donkyelburro 5 лет назад +58

      For experience once you got that level of acne creams, shoaps, lotions are like nothing

    • @zanethezaniest274
      @zanethezaniest274 5 лет назад +13

      SpaghettiSpaghetti Neverforghetti
      The correct word is Overlord

    • @Callzorify
      @Callzorify 5 лет назад +1

      Alisson Becker of Liverpool FC has it too

  • @DirtSeller87
    @DirtSeller87 5 лет назад +2361

    Michael reeves: The destroyers of turtles, harnesser of electricity and looks surprisingly good in a suit

    • @wormspeaker
      @wormspeaker 5 лет назад +71

      Everyone looks surprisingly good in a suit. That's what they're for.

    • @GooMoo-Yippee
      @GooMoo-Yippee 5 лет назад +31

      Man I'd be gay for Michael in a suit...

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 лет назад +12

      Yea Michael be lookin like a top notch lad in that suit

    • @LarryTL
      @LarryTL 5 лет назад +3

      everyone looks good in a suit that fits

    • @DirtSeller87
      @DirtSeller87 5 лет назад +7

      @@GooMoo-Yippee its not gay if he's the child of zues

  • @wishi6616
    @wishi6616 3 года назад +639

    God I'm uncomfortable watching Michael talk to those random people like that, but at the same time I admire his guts.

  • @guilhermemadureira5885
    @guilhermemadureira5885 5 лет назад +3586

    "The lockpick minion doesn't exist and can't hurt you"
    The lockpick minion: 3:38

    • @stork01
      @stork01 5 лет назад +57

      Terror

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 5 лет назад +99

      *Getting Assaulted At 3 AM By A Lockpick Minion (scary)*

    • @ChibiSilex
      @ChibiSilex 5 лет назад +22

      Picklocking*

    • @JohnSmith-vb5ck
      @JohnSmith-vb5ck 5 лет назад +9

      @@ChibiSilex It's Lock picking, failed grammar nazi.

    • @ChibiSilex
      @ChibiSilex 5 лет назад +10

      @@JohnSmith-vb5ck Looks like someone needs to watch the clip again.

  • @Beastt-ix8lg
    @Beastt-ix8lg 5 лет назад +2328

    why yall look like two 12-year-olds lost in a party in the middle of a lot of adults

    • @1nicerboyz206
      @1nicerboyz206 4 года назад +59

      isnt lily like a boomer so its a 12 year old and a-
      wait a second

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 4 года назад +31

      @@1nicerboyz206 ARA ARA IT IS

    • @flamius1063
      @flamius1063 4 года назад +20

      @@stupidperson9250 PREPARE YOURSELF, SHOTA

    • @CTH1297
      @CTH1297 4 года назад +3

      Luka Ivkovic
      Oh GOD

  • @riskyriskywiggywigi6775
    @riskyriskywiggywigi6775 4 года назад +2544

    “I was born with a disease called being Filipino”
    *laughs in tall half-Filipino*

    • @dei9056
      @dei9056 4 года назад +5

      *yes*

    • @jacobmorta3047
      @jacobmorta3047 4 года назад +66

      Curse you tall filipino!
      I'm full filipino 18 and 5'7 . WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THAT

    • @lloytre5379
      @lloytre5379 4 года назад +18

      I feel bad cause i just turned 15
      And sits on 5'9

    • @vinceyy1838
      @vinceyy1838 4 года назад +2

      yagiya야기야 I’m full Filipino 12yo 5’2 xD

    • @HeroXAS
      @HeroXAS 4 года назад +2

      I'm a tall pure filipino and I don't know why

  • @medic1453
    @medic1453 4 года назад +1509

    Lily: *slips while going down on the stairs*
    Michael: F R E A K F R E A K

    • @gigachad7230
      @gigachad7230 3 года назад +19

      Don’t forget he stands like a Skyrim NPC

  • @talan651
    @talan651 5 лет назад +2852

    "How many followers do you have?"
    "10... Or 20..."
    7K people watching the stream: ._.

    • @Heartsprovide
      @Heartsprovide 5 лет назад +248

      I was watching live, that exact moment there, literally 20k people were watching lmao

    • @lamptowel
      @lamptowel 4 года назад +28

      I was waiting for them to say a couple, 10, 20, 20 thousand

    • @jamesmersh1770
      @jamesmersh1770 4 года назад +7

      @@lamptowel Like Lily doesnt have 924k...

    • @lamptowel
      @lamptowel 4 года назад +23

      @@jamesmersh1770 theyre trying not to flex i think, it would make them seem obnosous

    • @spicyair710
      @spicyair710 4 года назад +5

      @@lamptowel They aren't trying to be humble, it's literally a fucking joke.

  • @ninmeu3830
    @ninmeu3830 5 лет назад +1380

    0:50 The way Micheal runs makes him seem like the kind of guy that would crawl downstairs once his mom said the pizza rolls were done.

    • @livtheolive3888
      @livtheolive3888 5 лет назад +37

      justsalty he is that kind of guy

    • @myriadofcolours9861
      @myriadofcolours9861 5 лет назад +26

      Scarra sitting there unbothered is iconic

    • @ReijoRitari
      @ReijoRitari 5 лет назад +9

      @@myriadofcolours9861 I'm not that sure if he's unbothered. More like ready to burst out to full laughter.

    • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
      @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 5 лет назад +3

      justsalty that’s my kinda guy

  • @ekkovaan2261
    @ekkovaan2261 4 года назад +4602

    Who would win:
    A normal functioning human being
    Some weird midget-gremlin, wearing a minion mask

    • @ScrewLooseVods
      @ScrewLooseVods 4 года назад +80

      The Gremlin has a taser I think he wins

    • @shnerped3549
      @shnerped3549 4 года назад +29

      you forgot to describe him as a crackhead

    • @quarth9396
      @quarth9396 4 года назад +48

      Who also is buff, has a taser and picks locks so you can't hide anywhere. Yeah, i'll be over here accepting death

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 4 года назад +12

      dont forget he builds murder death robots for a living and knows how to pick locks...

    • @katsucurry4730
      @katsucurry4730 4 года назад +11

      Me: a normal functioning human being
      Michael: looks at me with minion face on
      Me: hahaha I’m in danger

  • @lampboi1597
    @lampboi1597 4 года назад +511

    Michael: “I can pick locks”
    Also Michael: Has a large assortment of tasers
    Me: *shivers in fear

    • @freddyl0055
      @freddyl0055 3 года назад +1

      Every time you stop running. Micheal only gets closer

    • @just_boi1027
      @just_boi1027 3 года назад

      Timestamp?

    • @milkshake7180
      @milkshake7180 3 года назад

      @@just_boi1027 sometime during the video

    • @Aris-dq1cm
      @Aris-dq1cm 3 года назад

      @@just_boi1027 3:25

  • @silver-spoon-fed
    @silver-spoon-fed 5 лет назад +2507

    You could actually title this "Taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

    • @unfrei6059
      @unfrei6059 5 лет назад +32

      Kashmir died on this . 👍🏻

    • @15aia5
      @15aia5 5 лет назад +26

      *The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits*

    • @kniti27x
      @kniti27x 5 лет назад +18

      TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 5 лет назад +10

      Isengard, gard, gard, g-g-g-gard

    • @cathsaigh2197
      @cathsaigh2197 5 лет назад +1

      What you say?

  • @crazycrazyyungswag1955
    @crazycrazyyungswag1955 5 лет назад +1694

    Micheal: “We’re just two introverted streamers”
    Also Micheal: Says hi to everyone in his path

    • @osha_t4
      @osha_t4 5 лет назад +130

      Introverted doesnt mean antisocial, it just means that being in social situations like these for too long is very draining

    • @axolotllan
      @axolotllan 5 лет назад +38

      Yes but they were scare people away Hellos- there is a special form of false greeting the introverted learn where 'Hello' sounds alot like F-Off and/ or noone will find your tongue if this goes on longer than a basic reply.

    • @INeed333Quid
      @INeed333Quid 5 лет назад +1

      yeah im not sure that he is introvert

    • @scarletpsychowolf3578
      @scarletpsychowolf3578 5 лет назад +9

      As an Introvert, I like to say shit that makes me stand out, it's my way of saying "I'm still here"

    • @mochgaming4873
      @mochgaming4873 5 лет назад +13

      @@INeed333Quid I feel like he's introverted, it's just that he's with someone who he's really comfortable with, someone to sympathize with him and just laugh it off cause it's relatable for both of them, or maybe he's only a bit introvert, if that's a thing.

  • @pickleking1176
    @pickleking1176 4 года назад +1960

    9:57 the fact that he’s like a foot shorter than everyone else makes it so funny

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 4 года назад +52

      It's like the scene in Fellowship of the Ring when the hobbits are at the Prancing Pony

    • @a_fine_boi5677
      @a_fine_boi5677 4 года назад +1

      @@andymiller1597 lol

    • @commanda3536
      @commanda3536 3 года назад +4

      The looks he was getting from everyone🤣🤣🤣

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 2 года назад +1

      Well that's why he made the taser camera!

  • @jamespolurcia5105
    @jamespolurcia5105 3 года назад +226

    4:34
    When I saw one of them tried to cover their mouth I knew it was Sykkuno

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +8

      Now that you pointed that out, I definitely agree

    • @samjohnson5437
      @samjohnson5437 3 года назад +4

      Yeah definitely

  • @dall2734
    @dall2734 5 лет назад +2159

    The Lockpicking Crackhead.
    The Lockpicking Lawyer's insane cousin.

    • @yeeto_mosquito2943
      @yeeto_mosquito2943 5 лет назад +42

      ah... a man of class.

    • @hansonma3024
      @hansonma3024 5 лет назад +42

      Apparently it’s picklocking according to 3:41

    • @dall2734
      @dall2734 5 лет назад +24

      @@hansonma3024 Crackhead terminology

    • @aliberk3112
      @aliberk3112 5 лет назад +6

      Ah yes cultured people

    • @He-Dead
      @He-Dead 5 лет назад +30

      "3 clicked in to place, 4 is binding"

  • @boostmeup24
    @boostmeup24 5 лет назад +3706

    “I was born with a Genetic disease called being Filipino” I FEEL 😭😭 6:44

    • @johnnyjoestar4473
      @johnnyjoestar4473 5 лет назад +154

      when you're filipino but also tall somehow so you cant relate

    • @slyphknttdotdotdot637
      @slyphknttdotdotdot637 5 лет назад +30

      I too fear ill be 5'2 for the rest of my life

    • @neruneru9713
      @neruneru9713 5 лет назад +85

      I used to be happy because I'm taller than my mom and is almost as tall as my dad...
      ... *but then I stopped growing.*

    • @jonawottjwt5135
      @jonawottjwt5135 5 лет назад

      @@neruneru9713 Same

    • @kris_3220
      @kris_3220 5 лет назад +8

      imma be 5 ft for life

  • @1deskrat
    @1deskrat 5 лет назад +1902

    michael reeves confirmed locksmith

    • @nightmare_luna
      @nightmare_luna 5 лет назад +10

      I hope they collap one day... it would be chaos

    • @Suushi870
      @Suushi870 5 лет назад +10

      Pretty sure raking will get through most doors

    • @adjak3654
      @adjak3654 5 лет назад +6

      Confirmed will smith

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender 5 лет назад +4

      @@hotaru25189 Yeah I've actually picked a few locker room locks, doors and desk drawers myself (mostly because the keys go missing lol) and its not hard.
      I don't even have lockpicking tools I just used some of my dental instruments I had at hand.

    • @ruscell0000
      @ruscell0000 5 лет назад +1

      @@Lexender dental instruments??

  • @elonmusksbadideas3336
    @elonmusksbadideas3336 3 года назад +187

    At 4:52 i feel like Michael just used his psychic powers to make lily slip from the stairs just to call her a freak. Im not joking. Its like he knew what's about to happen. Lmao

    • @02o.
      @02o. 3 года назад

      man stood there like he knew the future but didn’t want to alter it lmfao

  • @spacevikingcowboy5784
    @spacevikingcowboy5784 4 года назад +896

    Man I see micheal now and it feels like watching one of the homies that made it out the hood.

    • @freebooterluckless
      @freebooterluckless 4 года назад +58

      Right? I remember first finding his channel when he was 1.5K subs and it’s so weird now

  • @gh0stlyonyoutube
    @gh0stlyonyoutube 4 года назад +1742

    Nobody:
    Micheal:
    “oH thATs smItH wIth!”

    • @Carsif
      @Carsif 4 года назад +3

      @@Kirbgear I'm guessing your auto correction succs "atuo"😂

    • @WelshSwordsman
      @WelshSwordsman 4 года назад +37

      @@Kirbgear No, it's Smill With. 9:47

    • @testsubject228
      @testsubject228 4 года назад +1

      Who is smill with?

    • @electroshock1021
      @electroshock1021 4 года назад +5

      @@Kirbgear No, he actually said smill with

    • @Kirbgear
      @Kirbgear 4 года назад +2

      Well actually don't mind me I was just dumb y'all are right by saying that the original comment was correct and that I said "atuo" instead of "auto" so at the I'm the dumbass here in the end

  • @matiasbishop3461
    @matiasbishop3461 5 лет назад +1616

    I want Michael reeves as a playable character in watchdogs 3

  • @SilverTune
    @SilverTune 4 года назад +362

    6:07 WHY DOES HE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HARRY POTTER AT THE YULE BALL

  • @MultiPredy
    @MultiPredy 5 лет назад +1625

    Did anyone mention jet that with their bad internet the new house turned into the literal OFFLINE TV House!?

    • @akies6256
      @akies6256 5 лет назад +14

      Hey can you do me a quick favor? Please stop. Thanks.

    • @VahnWyrde
      @VahnWyrde 5 лет назад +79

      @@akies6256 so i guess you want him to go... offline?

    • @Pyroxlol
      @Pyroxlol 5 лет назад +6

      oh god no

    • @bilalakyuz9866
      @bilalakyuz9866 5 лет назад +24

      Just let him be guys... Its not like there is much on the line here

    • @popoplotc1802
      @popoplotc1802 5 лет назад +3

      Pls stop

  • @somemop1158
    @somemop1158 5 лет назад +2904

    Me: here for Michael reeves
    Lily: look at the camera so I can use you for views
    Me: she knows

    • @VyktriBell
      @VyktriBell 4 года назад +30

      Ruthless businesswoman

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 4 года назад +2

      Bruh

    • @anime0wolfs12
      @anime0wolfs12 4 года назад +3

      Look Michael's one of the only RUclips that if I see him in a video I'm going to at least check it out.

  • @Folder
    @Folder 5 лет назад +1953

    "i was born with a genetic disease....of being filipino."
    that hit home so hard, x'D lol

    • @aehrol46
      @aehrol46 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah xD especially im pretty sure that im the same height as them

    • @nightranger9555
      @nightranger9555 5 лет назад +32

      Every filipinx has a genetic disease called "gremlin"

    • @fartsimulator-of9li
      @fartsimulator-of9li 5 лет назад +28

      Damn bro is everyone in the philippines 5'7''?

    • @harveyjp
      @harveyjp 5 лет назад +17

      @@fartsimulator-of9li smaller...

    • @nightranger9555
      @nightranger9555 5 лет назад +13

      @@fartsimulator-of9li smaller than 5'5"

  • @kamik_posted
    @kamik_posted 3 года назад +74

    3:42 Why is nobody talking about this? Imagine seeing him pick your lock, turn off your light, and charge. I would piss myself

  • @duxmartini
    @duxmartini 4 года назад +509

    4:52
    michael looks like a npc waiting to give you a sidequest involving bringing him 700 turtle shells and 15 litres of blood for a legendary sword that strikes its foes with lightning, basically being a overpowered long tazer

  • @johnvenzsanchez6711
    @johnvenzsanchez6711 4 года назад +962

    Michael: *I was born with a genetic disease called being a filipino*
    That one hit me right in the heart.
    I felt that

    • @raimrn789
      @raimrn789 4 года назад

      Is he Really half?

    • @filippoye609
      @filippoye609 4 года назад +3

      @@raimrn789 Yes, you can tell by his height

    • @spideripis963
      @spideripis963 4 года назад

      Dude I'm 6'5 and am I filipino

    • @nan-vw1ik
      @nan-vw1ik 4 года назад +10

      @@spideripis963 most of (Filipinos) are genetically small you know that already but Im just saying like (like damn sana all 6'5ahahahaha)

    • @malupingkenntcedricc.7542
      @malupingkenntcedricc.7542 4 года назад +1

      @@spideripis963 naol

  • @mattiasjohannorglaan2967
    @mattiasjohannorglaan2967 5 лет назад +522

    I like how Scarra just sits in the background, eating and shaking his head like a disappointed father.

    • @Dekarowski25
      @Dekarowski25 5 лет назад +19

      Mattias Johann Orglaan He is the token boomer after all.

  • @oumaima353
    @oumaima353 4 года назад +133

    Bruh nothing has ever reminded me more of Harry Potter in the fourth movie Goblet of Fire, than Michael at 6:09

  • @MrLucksman
    @MrLucksman 5 лет назад +614

    8:30 Lily quickly shakes hands while avoiding eye contact then running for dear life behind Mykull

    • @svdeath1
      @svdeath1 5 лет назад +72

      Just like an alpha female

    • @Edwinology
      @Edwinology 5 лет назад +27

      yupp, yupp, yupp

    • @in_dgoh4915
      @in_dgoh4915 5 лет назад +8

      Cold alpha female

    • @Aevitas-kek
      @Aevitas-kek 5 лет назад +22

      Mr Lucksman ruthless business woman

    • @brycecohen7691
      @brycecohen7691 5 лет назад +18

      I could actually FEEL their anxiety the whole vid xDDDDDDDDD

  • @GMilkMan
    @GMilkMan 4 года назад +2872

    “I was born with a genetic disease called Filipino” 6:41

  • @arishadpurnama1506
    @arishadpurnama1506 5 лет назад +1099

    Holy shuts, I was following Michael and Lily before he even met offlinetv. Never would I have ever thought that I needed lily and Michael content but these two just have so much chemistry. It's almost as if they were destined to be stream buddies.

    • @alexandersawatzky7384
      @alexandersawatzky7384 5 лет назад +61

      (shipping intensifies)

    • @jacade5898
      @jacade5898 5 лет назад +99

      @@alexandersawatzky7384 begone

    • @TheLazyass111
      @TheLazyass111 5 лет назад +35

      @@jacade5898 YOU CANT DENY THE SHIP

    • @jacade5898
      @jacade5898 5 лет назад +68

      @@TheLazyass111 since a person directly implicated in the ship denied it, I shouldn't need to.

    • @chewy1921
      @chewy1921 5 лет назад +45

      JC DG plus shipping actual people is kinda creepy??? I mean if I was shipped with any of my friends we would both be constantly uncomfortable

  • @mt7680
    @mt7680 4 года назад +426

    “Michael mich- AAh”
    “HAHAHA, FREAK FREAK”
    4:52

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy 4 года назад +3

      They werent back here lmao

    • @InkyKP
      @InkyKP 4 года назад +1

      At the point of time that this was posted they weren't officially dating

  • @aimaedac
    @aimaedac 5 лет назад +730

    Michael, an introvert: *Stands behind famous person Like a deer in headlights.*

    • @agfd5659
      @agfd5659 4 года назад +3

      I don't think Michael is too much of an introvert

  • @DSRwafflez
    @DSRwafflez 5 лет назад +561

    Michael: "I have self control."
    Immediately finishes it.

    • @nerd_nato564
      @nerd_nato564 4 года назад +1

      He just GLONKED it down like it was nothing.

  • @TheRealDell
    @TheRealDell 5 лет назад +678

    _"Minion Michael doesn't exist, he can't hurt y-"_
    Minion Michael: 0:49, 3:38

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 лет назад +10

      The fact that he can get into my house without consent is terrifying
      He could tase me and I would never know

    • @osha_t4
      @osha_t4 5 лет назад

      @@someguyontheinternet8769 i think you would know if you got tased

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 лет назад +1

      @@osha_t4 he would somehow manage to do it without you knowing and you damm well know that

  • @tompatompsson
    @tompatompsson 3 года назад +66

    This is how Frodo and Sam felt when they tried to blend in with the orcs in mordor.

  • @rila3710
    @rila3710 5 лет назад +891

    Lily: c’mon, you have to finish it
    Michael: actually finished it
    *PEER PRESSURE*

    • @Schellsea
      @Schellsea 5 лет назад +14

      He was fucking shaking at the end, poor guy... The power of Lily's influence is too strong for one man.

  • @jaredmalecdan6810
    @jaredmalecdan6810 4 года назад +2356

    I was born with a Genetic Disease Called Filipino - Michael
    Me As A Filipino: *it aint racist as long its your own race*

    • @kuyam6340
      @kuyam6340 4 года назад +63

      tbh i agree with him, being 5'6 is saddening kabayan

    • @teinei1958
      @teinei1958 4 года назад +42

      Being a 15 fil-japanese boy, having both of your height genetics being 5’7 below is weird but for some reason im 5’10

    • @user-ph7kq2lp4v
      @user-ph7kq2lp4v 4 года назад +5

      Being a 15 yr old filipino boi that is 5'7 tall and the shortest among your cousin is sad my fren.

    • @lovesenpai2661
      @lovesenpai2661 4 года назад +6

      Anong kababalaghan to

    • @kikojin1957
      @kikojin1957 4 года назад +1

      Jared Malecdan he’s saying facts anyway

  • @laynevanvoorst1307
    @laynevanvoorst1307 5 лет назад +455

    Michal: picks lock. Turns light off. Disappears into the room

    • @KagatoJarry33
      @KagatoJarry33 5 лет назад +14

      next horror film featuring a tazer loving psychopath named Michael.

    • @imapepper3601
      @imapepper3601 5 лет назад +4

      this was the funniest clip i've ever watched

    • @ollietree03
      @ollietree03 5 лет назад

      and then muffled screaming in the distance

    • @jaochao9614
      @jaochao9614 5 лет назад

      Who’s room was that?

    • @laynevanvoorst1307
      @laynevanvoorst1307 5 лет назад

      Jao Chao yvonne

  • @justren6768
    @justren6768 4 года назад +279

    Michael: "im more than just content lily"
    Lily: "You are more than just content! youre m-my friend
    Michael: nevermind "i'm fine with just being content"
    *i see where this is going 7w7*

  • @MelonInDisguise
    @MelonInDisguise 5 лет назад +1988

    Micheal: I´m tired of just being content
    Lily: you´re more than just content. You´re my friend
    Micheal: nevermind I´m fine with just being content

  • @wesleybutler1868
    @wesleybutler1868 5 лет назад +335

    End of the video-
    POV: Michael pulling the plug on your life support and Lily waiving bye to you as you drift off into the void....

    • @Itzmebryy
      @Itzmebryy 5 лет назад +17

      micheal skadoosh that life support plug

    • @Victory619
      @Victory619 5 лет назад +2

      He needs to connect his Drone Army to attack the FBI

    • @evans3636
      @evans3636 5 лет назад

      :P Can't ask for a better send-off.

  • @VirtuallySane
    @VirtuallySane 5 лет назад +385

    3:38 is probably the funniest Micheal moment I've seen.

    • @mattiloponen92
      @mattiloponen92 5 лет назад +1

      Probably the funnieat OTV moment ive ever seen tbh

    • @halflife103
      @halflife103 5 лет назад

      Funny?
      THATS TERRIFYING XD

    • @s0me_russian
      @s0me_russian 5 лет назад

      and that is why i pressed screenshot to save it for future purposes

    • @new_unit
      @new_unit 5 лет назад

      Same, I started laughing out loud for a solid minute. Living with Michael is scary

  • @quietqiwi7747
    @quietqiwi7747 4 года назад +82

    Random man: So how many followers on twitch?
    Micheal: a few....10....20...

  • @rodrigoramos2583
    @rodrigoramos2583 5 лет назад +513

    SO THAT'S WHY YOU LIKE BEING HIS FRIEND.
    TO BE TALLER
    OF COURSE
    it was so obvious.

    • @KeiwaM
      @KeiwaM 5 лет назад +5

      Yea
      'Friend'

    • @huhulili9021
      @huhulili9021 5 лет назад

      They are like the pinky and the brain duo, but swapped height

  • @ohgumdrop2208
    @ohgumdrop2208 5 лет назад +373

    When yvonne was with her friends Michael and lily were like the two embarrassing parents sending their kid off on a date

  • @rdmZero
    @rdmZero 5 лет назад +308

    "Thats all I wanted Michael, a picture... without you T-posing everywhere"
    Got me weak

  • @ethanvienneau1177
    @ethanvienneau1177 4 года назад +59

    The best part about Lilly is we can see Michel without having to wait half a year

  • @newdurongpisitkul4664
    @newdurongpisitkul4664 5 лет назад +511

    Lily: “it’s sparkling cute Michael, Just like you”
    UwU

    • @xtrathiccboi
      @xtrathiccboi 4 года назад +18

      New Srithai this aged well

    • @greyarea805
      @greyarea805 4 года назад +3

      @@xtrathiccboi I hope it does for a while

  • @Vicente_Moreno
    @Vicente_Moreno 5 лет назад +570

    They look like hobbits with all the normal people arround.

    • @milton8934
      @milton8934 5 лет назад +4

      mean.

    • @iHasaComputer
      @iHasaComputer 5 лет назад +2

      They sound like hobbits to. Insufferable. Who even watches this crap

    • @milancora4637
      @milancora4637 5 лет назад +9

      @@iHasaComputer yeah totally I have never watched a single video of these crack heads

    • @BAO-ve9pd
      @BAO-ve9pd 5 лет назад +5

      iHasaComputer Bad bait

    • @denisalvarez7354
      @denisalvarez7354 5 лет назад

      Oneroomy yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mechamelody
    @mechamelody 4 года назад +290

    5:38 “it’s sparkly and cute... just like you” This aged beautifully 😊

  • @cory7852
    @cory7852 4 года назад +54

    “The enemy stand user could be anyone”
    Enemy Stand User: 6:20

  • @vukkicos5688
    @vukkicos5688 5 лет назад +195

    I guess Lily forgot Micheal has a way of being taller than people since she was pointing out how she was taller than him for almost the entire video...

    • @drunkboi5887
      @drunkboi5887 5 лет назад +6

      He had to leave the taser at home

    • @vukkicos5688
      @vukkicos5688 5 лет назад +3

      @@drunkboi5887 They had to return home at one point, and Michael doesnt seem like a forgiving type😈

  • @taowii1488
    @taowii1488 5 лет назад +171

    ok. you guys literally looked like two lost children at that party. EVERYONE was taller than you and I couldn't relate more.

  • @Hiddenleaf58
    @Hiddenleaf58 5 лет назад +205

    8:30
    Sony: “You guys look great!”
    Lilly: “Yep, Yep.”

  • @danica3403
    @danica3403 4 года назад +27

    11:53 i like how michael's jacket is on lily shoulders... that's mcCute

  • @tylerhwang7624
    @tylerhwang7624 4 года назад +638

    The fact that 50% of lily's content is just people getting harassed is gOld

  • @jamesdoutney5286
    @jamesdoutney5286 5 лет назад +176

    Michael shouting "FREAK! FREAK!" when Lily slipped on the stairs radiates such powerful sibling energy
    EDIT: 4:52

  • @ni-qr6zb
    @ni-qr6zb 5 лет назад +431

    I feel like Michael and lily are the closest to each other cause every time I watch offlinetv I notice that Michael is quiet but if he's with lily he noisy af

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 5 лет назад +20

      Yeah, I don't think he's gotten to know the other members very well yet

    • @ni-qr6zb
      @ni-qr6zb 5 лет назад +44

      @@baconeater4133 scarra mentioned on the day he came to offlinetv that he doesn't have that much friends but I believe michael can get along with them

    • @Kaliospectre
      @Kaliospectre 5 лет назад +51

      SINIGANG NA HIPON Because it’s social interaction and he doesn’t support it.

    • @ni-qr6zb
      @ni-qr6zb 5 лет назад

      @@Kaliospectre on RUclips how about off RUclips not doing a vid he is still a human

    • @Kaliospectre
      @Kaliospectre 5 лет назад +9

      @@ni-qr6zb Yeah he's a regular dude on Lily's streams, I was just referencing his Amazon Bot vid bruv.

  • @aether9560
    @aether9560 4 года назад +218

    "I am born with a genetic disease, called being filipino"
    I feel u Michael

  • @dedfuk419
    @dedfuk419 5 лет назад +364

    Everyone is literally taller than Michael and Lily.

  • @storm3668
    @storm3668 5 лет назад +200

    0:56 scarra was like just another normal days on offlinetv house

  • @gealtot754
    @gealtot754 5 лет назад +2188

    This video is lowkey just them “dating” i think 😅

  • @ellaoliver949
    @ellaoliver949 4 года назад +27

    Lily: "you're more than just a content, you're my friend"
    Michael: *pain* "nevermind, i'm fine in being just content"

  • @thebeatbox124
    @thebeatbox124 4 года назад +147

    3:37 the face when he turns around.. oh god

  • @duckie_duckforshort5566
    @duckie_duckforshort5566 4 года назад +399

    News reporter: Micheal Reeves was the only person to exit the house after a maniac with a minion mask murdered everyone in the house except him
    Michael Reeves: *suspiciously smiling*
    3:35

  • @lonestride4562
    @lonestride4562 5 лет назад +160

    Michael: I was born with a genetic disease. Its called being a filipino.
    Me: yeaaaaaah saem

  • @zephyr986
    @zephyr986 4 года назад +40

    I am a socially inept potato and i got so much second hand anxiety when you recorded the party section

  • @是绵羊啊
    @是绵羊啊 5 лет назад +333

    no one:
    Michael: “ *Smell With* ”

    • @synxcriptz
      @synxcriptz 5 лет назад

      @The Wail of a Dying Coyote woosh

    • @synxcriptz
      @synxcriptz 5 лет назад

      @The Wail of a Dying Coyote yikes

  • @teemo7714
    @teemo7714 5 лет назад +205

    2:27 look at left side of the screen
    it says "Big Boy Filipino"
    i see you Michael, making an ad for yourself

  • @ferdinandgilagnes6059
    @ferdinandgilagnes6059 4 года назад +720

    Title should be:
    TERRORISING YVONNE UNTTIL SHE CRIES

    • @empdisaster10
      @empdisaster10 4 года назад +3

      I mean, He already did that with that title. So thats just his usual now

  • @heghoge4639
    @heghoge4639 4 года назад +164

    As a Filipino college student, I'm taller than everyone in my household, so I feel more blessed than any of my siblings.
    I live alone... But still

  • @solistaVT
    @solistaVT 5 лет назад +243

    Michael married Will Smith so he could be a *lock smith*.

  • @GizmoTTV
    @GizmoTTV 4 года назад +72

    2:33
    this whole exchange is more natural than any relationship I've ever seen. It's got that wholesome flair about it

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад

      “I have self control”
      (Not even 5 seconds later)

  • @finarfin1989
    @finarfin1989 5 лет назад +277

    Next generation kids will be scared of Minion Micheal under their bed.

  • @BigManDaichi
    @BigManDaichi 3 года назад +8

    Michael is the soul reason I'm starting to learn how to turn anxiety into a complete lack of shame. A chaotic energy that can be reforged into some absolute gold.

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 5 лет назад +324

    Normal drunk people recording: * wobbly af *
    Lily drunk recording: **image stabilized**

  • @user-dq9nx7ut3c
    @user-dq9nx7ut3c 4 года назад +226

    7:49 Micheal being friend zoned

    • @soriyu5140
      @soriyu5140 4 года назад +37

      It’s ironic because they’re dating now.

    • @gamingelementalist6725
      @gamingelementalist6725 4 года назад +8

      Pretty sure she just didn't want it "out there" yet. That's why she hesitated.

    • @prathameshjoshi1815
      @prathameshjoshi1815 4 года назад +18

      He cleverly avoided the friendzone

    • @MrFlip2247
      @MrFlip2247 4 года назад

      @@soriyu5140 this makes me me happy

    • @Shottos
      @Shottos 4 года назад

      I was confused by the 69 years ago😂

  • @rippedluigi9844
    @rippedluigi9844 5 лет назад +215

    "Stop crying, were in public"
    Me too, Michael

  • @Sykkulogy
    @Sykkulogy 4 года назад +40

    "I was born with a genetic disease called being Filipino"
    felt 😂😂