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  • @OfflineTV
    @OfflineTV  3 года назад +2150

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  • @killerravioli445
    @killerravioli445 3 года назад +13242

    Michael is literally the incarnation of chaos and somehow his team was more stable and did better

    • @TechoNeko
      @TechoNeko 3 года назад +544

      He has the unique skill: Lord of Chaos
      He creates chaos. And he controls all chaos.

    • @felipechamorro6683
      @felipechamorro6683 3 года назад +414

      He was actually helping, unlike toast who just yelled lmao

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 3 года назад +302

      That's because he had 2 sugar babies on his team and the most down bad customer the world has ever seen lmao

    • @Hermes3200
      @Hermes3200 3 года назад +12

      Yin and yang

    • @Kevin-zl3ci
      @Kevin-zl3ci 3 года назад +72

      Because toast is on the other team and he just likes to troll for content

  • @luanmantilla3575
    @luanmantilla3575 3 года назад +13143

    “You wanna make it as an actress? Huh? HUH?! Why don’t you ACT like a chef?” Toast was fucking solid

    • @DrunkenSalamander
      @DrunkenSalamander 3 года назад +368

      i think he nailed the Chef Gordon act

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 года назад +25

      Absolutely

    • @matthewjzack.9447
      @matthewjzack.9447 3 года назад +18

      says the guy who barely did anything 😩 /j

    • @mr.knight1817
      @mr.knight1817 3 года назад

      @@matthewjzack.9447 yeah toast sucks

    • @sarthakdesai3540
      @sarthakdesai3540 3 года назад +59

      @@mr.knight1817 Oh he sucks all the money into his bank account

  • @aeriel13
    @aeriel13 3 года назад +10660

    Michael: about to kill Lily.
    Brodin: "Hey, do it in front of the camera."

    • @YashSingh-ey8ll
      @YashSingh-ey8ll 3 года назад +97

      Hey, content is content!

    • @theoryofeverything213
      @theoryofeverything213 3 года назад +10

      @@zainsinclair5619 what did they say

    • @zainsinclair5619
      @zainsinclair5619 3 года назад +18

      @@theoryofeverything213 It was a jesus freak saying "Repent to jesus christ"

    • @jaze9451
      @jaze9451 3 года назад +31

      @@zainsinclair5619 i believe in Jesus but this shit mad funny I can't help but like it 😭

    • @theoryofeverything213
      @theoryofeverything213 3 года назад +7

      @@zainsinclair5619 lol that's hilarious

  • @bulldozer8950
    @bulldozer8950 3 года назад +5976

    Micheal “washing” his hands sounds like the inner monologue of every kid when their parents tell them to go wash their hands.

    • @emmastorey1308
      @emmastorey1308 3 года назад +91

      I literally remember getting in so much trouble for lying about washing my hands, I was like 5 and I just kept lying even when I got caught haha

    • @markopolo2172
      @markopolo2172 3 года назад +13

      Pretty sure he was referencing an old gradeA underA video

    • @siorang6004
      @siorang6004 3 года назад +4

      1000

    • @MuspeltheMogul
      @MuspeltheMogul 3 года назад +13

      2:10

    • @worm505
      @worm505 2 года назад +8

      what was wrong with everyone as small children istg

  • @draregsamillano1381
    @draregsamillano1381 3 года назад +5557

    Lily straight up just making a burger for herself while Toast and Yvonne are bickering is peak content LOL

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 3 года назад +6

      There were no comments so I decided to comment

    • @MycoArsenic39
      @MycoArsenic39 3 года назад +52

      Lily: "I'm too hungry to be part of this sh*t."

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 3 года назад

      IllIllIlIlIIIllIIIIIlllllI

    • @felipechamorro6683
      @felipechamorro6683 3 года назад +13

      Tbf yvonne was the only one working

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 3 года назад

      😁😁😁

  • @lcmarques9860
    @lcmarques9860 3 года назад +10992

    Michael deadass coming with the “we do not support paedophilia” at the end was so funny

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 3 года назад +31

      Lmao

    • @Aimotoo
      @Aimotoo 3 года назад +40

      Oh deadass?

    • @elixireon3164
      @elixireon3164 3 года назад +87

      Just started the video and this comment alone makes me want to watch til the end

    • @yemaster9000
      @yemaster9000 3 года назад +25

      I’m just like… how tf is this mans so witty

    • @cheezzeballz
      @cheezzeballz 3 года назад +3

      @@Aimotoo deadass

  • @lucianheartfillia5187
    @lucianheartfillia5187 3 года назад +13362

    Michael: this is my gf lily. And this is lily's gf poki

  • @just4bean502
    @just4bean502 2 года назад +829

    15:26 I love how Michael stops and re-reads the last part before giving Toast that "What the, bro?" look haha

  • @apgt5536
    @apgt5536 3 года назад +11446

    Lily was the smartest of all of them this episode, making herself a burger and flirting rather than stressing

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 3 года назад +63

      For real!

    • @awesomedud3739
      @awesomedud3739 3 года назад +101

      What about Poki when she cut the 100 bill in half

    • @kayden6192
      @kayden6192 3 года назад +321

      @@coyoted9251 its not that serious man dont worry

    • @simbadooo9055
      @simbadooo9055 3 года назад +179

      @@coyoted9251 Dude it's not a serious video, it's mean't to be funny.

    • @heilamwether8911
      @heilamwether8911 3 года назад +4

      @@Incieal tbh, this whole comment section is pointless, since they both contradict each other, their is one said taking this literal(main post), and another that is stating to take it with a grain of salt, like wtf, also why try to contridict someone who is trying to follow what the dude who started this posted...

  • @letticeban6960
    @letticeban6960 3 года назад +4505

    Poki: orders everything
    Toast: K A R E N
    LMAO

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear let

    • @lucifer6456
      @lucifer6456 3 года назад +56

      @@AxxLAfriku you're the guy who makes weird videos aren't you? Begone.

    • @hurricane3241
      @hurricane3241 3 года назад +39

      @@AxxLAfriku I would appreciate it if you just kinda went away.

    • @mischevious9047
      @mischevious9047 3 года назад +12

      @@AxxLAfriku this is so unrelated to the comment that dear person Ban made, how dare you? Do you know I have two Lamborghinis and people working for me to put the cereal in my bowl before they pour the milk? Unacceptable behavior, I won't stand for it. Do you even know who I am?

    • @skiiscott3812
      @skiiscott3812 3 года назад +3

      @@AxxLAfriku why just why

  • @atharvgopaluni
    @atharvgopaluni 3 года назад +6217

    Any video that starts with "Michael is a trained professional" is already both scary and amazing

    • @danielgomez1252
      @danielgomez1252 3 года назад +11

      Agree

    • @Yichh
      @Yichh 3 года назад +7

      Lol first thing he did was leave

    • @lastnamefirstname8655
      @lastnamefirstname8655 3 года назад +43

      it gave me certain expectations, and those expectations were instantly exceeded. amazing, michael.

    • @atharvgopaluni
      @atharvgopaluni 3 года назад +4

      @@lastnamefirstname8655 yo fellow subject 4, I see you

    • @guntereh2271
      @guntereh2271 3 года назад +3

      Why is everyone copying this comment

  • @rosepsych4584
    @rosepsych4584 3 года назад +583

    Toast: "THAT'S NOT SOAKED, I WNAT IT DRIPPIN'"
    Poki: *Squeeze*
    Toast: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @erika89765
    @erika89765 3 года назад +4648

    Lily excitedly asking Michael, “Are you single?!?” just gave me a burst of life like you don’t even know

    • @dwolf7730
      @dwolf7730 3 года назад +79

      She said " is the girl single?" Talking about poki not Michael xD

    • @seanomik6176
      @seanomik6176 3 года назад +185

      @@dwolf7730 She said both

    • @emilybeans28
      @emilybeans28 3 года назад +136

      @@dwolf7730 Lily said “Are you single?” to Michael and then asked “Is the girl single?”

    • @jg_squad9215
      @jg_squad9215 3 года назад +9

      a question did poki kiss lily's lips for chick coz I can't tell because of the camera angle?

    • @JINX1441
      @JINX1441 3 года назад +2

      thats concerning

  • @raet6375
    @raet6375 3 года назад +3499

    Being a part of OTV seems like the most fun yet terrifying thing ever

    • @Ruination_station
      @Ruination_station 3 года назад +65

      Only terrifying because of mykull

    • @raet6375
      @raet6375 3 года назад +119

      @@Ruination_station and Brodin

    • @Ruination_station
      @Ruination_station 3 года назад +9

      @@raet6375 yeah big true

    • @pixelate747
      @pixelate747 3 года назад +20

      @@Ruination_station As a punishment for forgetting Brodin you get a coke soaked burger shake. Go ahead and enjoy.

    • @Thesmus
      @Thesmus 3 года назад

      nah, definitely every day is fun and fear day

  • @seraph4208
    @seraph4208 3 года назад +845

    Brodin finally came up with the most normal game and yet they managed to make it as chaotic as possible lol

    • @zakiyo6109
      @zakiyo6109 3 года назад +63

      I think i start to understand brodin. He has to do crazy shit to keep them in line otherwise they just become chaos itself

  • @cXspXr
    @cXspXr 3 года назад +104

    yvonne definitely has worked in fast food at some point, her just going manager mode while toast slacks off and lily just nommin down is an absolute gem

  • @laurentok789
    @laurentok789 3 года назад +3772

    Toast is the real Karen destroyer.
    “YOU DIDNT SAY IT WASNT DECONSTRUCTED.”

  • @Ange11Jellyfish
    @Ange11Jellyfish 3 года назад +6116

    Lily: "whats wrong with being a lesbian"
    Michael: "whats wrong with being a pedophile"

    • @yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
      @yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 3 года назад +255

      Society moment

    • @grembell9433
      @grembell9433 3 года назад +78

      Ah yes they both on the same level

    • @ezekielshorizon6
      @ezekielshorizon6 3 года назад +135

      One of them doesn't harm someone else (?)

    • @pengU1n_pardon
      @pengU1n_pardon 3 года назад +117

      i really hope we dont come back to this and see it age well

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 3 года назад +48

      @@ezekielshorizon6 well...that depends...

  • @yourfavoriteimpure6898
    @yourfavoriteimpure6898 3 года назад +2883

    While they practiced the ways of the streaming, Michael studied the blade

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 3 года назад +66

      He learned the way of the _blade_

    • @powerprime99
      @powerprime99 3 года назад +15

      Also, while they practiced the ways of the gaming, Michael studied the blade

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat 3 года назад

      @@wongcayven9893 why?

    • @Zantler
      @Zantler 3 года назад +1

      This was the comment i was hoping to find.

    • @vishweshkarna7458
      @vishweshkarna7458 3 года назад +5

      Everywhere i go I see his quotes
      TECHNOSUPPORRTTT

  • @Sasquach1312
    @Sasquach1312 3 года назад +104

    The first team was legit like working in a bad kitchen. You've got your untrained cook on the grill panicking, one guy who thinks he's upper management so he doesn't do any work, and finally the person who tried to do things right and after a while is just like "eh fuck it, gonna get some free food and see if they ever fire me".

  • @raphaellauf7786
    @raphaellauf7786 3 года назад +1275

    michael's inner toilet monologe was easily the best part of the video

  • @KallianaCorus
    @KallianaCorus 3 года назад +2415

    Okay but Toast/Lily/Yvonne got so creative with their orders and it was wonderful. I particularly enjoyed Lily ordering a tomato that Michael took a bite out of….

    • @Frungle_
      @Frungle_ 3 года назад +77

      Possibly because they went second and started giving up on being serious

    • @sandmountainsam9287
      @sandmountainsam9287 3 года назад +21

      But spum delight with extra spit

  • @softstone6066
    @softstone6066 3 года назад +4572

    OTV: actually cooks real meat
    Rules: expects them to finish in 2 minutes

    • @CutthroatDe
      @CutthroatDe 3 года назад +46

      😂😂 they definitely dont know how to cook

    • @minerdasher3474
      @minerdasher3474 3 года назад +138

      @@CutthroatDe funny thing is you can actually eat a non well cooked hamburger if you get the right meat and make the hashed steak urself

    • @CutthroatDe
      @CutthroatDe 3 года назад +17

      @@minerdasher3474 ahh ok good to know. Maybe thats what they had then

    • @r_spyder
      @r_spyder 3 года назад +33

      they weren't eating it obviously half the shit was raw

    • @CutthroatDe
      @CutthroatDe 3 года назад +36

      @@r_spyder wasting food is almost a sin in my granny house lmao

  • @mezrahmasada5494
    @mezrahmasada5494 3 года назад +630

    I'll say it again, Michael is the greatest thing to come to the channel

    • @Deadlineontop
      @Deadlineontop 9 месяцев назад +4

      C'mon man don't discredit literally everyone else on the team

    • @vesstig
      @vesstig 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@Deadlineontop Why not? Michael is the best, the others just add to his already amazing humor

    • @ricko3363
      @ricko3363 9 месяцев назад +1

      Pfft ​@@vesstig

  • @markanthonyabot1859
    @markanthonyabot1859 3 года назад +3174

    Toast: "So now you're a pedo, and a lesbian"
    Lily: "What's wrong with being a lesbian?"
    Michael: "What's wrong with being a pedo?"
    Also Michael at the end: "We don't support paedophilia"

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 года назад +2

      Don't we tho

    • @annon22
      @annon22 3 года назад +35

      lily true tho

    • @Zolia
      @Zolia 3 года назад +16

      He learned what is wrong with paedophilia that is why he asked first.

  • @iheartweed89
    @iheartweed89 3 года назад +1889

    As a cook, I am cringing by the lack of proper communication this kitchen has, but also delighted in the chaos that has come upon them.

    • @NotYourFriend34218
      @NotYourFriend34218 3 года назад +91

      Did you just explain the plot of Hell’s Kitchen too?
      OwO?

    • @firstnamelastname7298
      @firstnamelastname7298 3 года назад +14

      this is chaotic neutral at its core

    • @spencerbrice5483
      @spencerbrice5483 3 года назад +41

      I was thinking the entire time "Why don't they just have a prep cook and two line cooks they'd do so well" lmao

    • @MrKrystalMethod
      @MrKrystalMethod 3 года назад +55

      @@spencerbrice5483 they really coulda done it with one at pass, one prep, and one line, but thank god they are content creators and not cooks LOL

    • @Tenseiken_
      @Tenseiken_ 3 года назад +24

      As someone who eats cooked things, i eat.

  • @ScoobsMcDoobers
    @ScoobsMcDoobers 3 года назад +785

    *Micheal and Lily start fighting*
    Broden: if you guys are gonna play with your life do it the front of the camera

    • @jifrifts8663
      @jifrifts8663 3 года назад +7

      I am sorry that so many bots have come to Ur comment section

    • @ochoko7613
      @ochoko7613 3 года назад +3

      The bots are swarminghere

    • @jifrifts8663
      @jifrifts8663 3 года назад

      @@ochoko7613 ye they r

    • @lokeshpaul8880
      @lokeshpaul8880 3 года назад

      He's the Kris Jenner of offline tv

  • @rosepsych4584
    @rosepsych4584 3 года назад +269

    Chef Toast: "What can I get you?"
    Customer Poki: "EVERYTHING"
    Chef Toast "*We got a KAREN over here*"
    LMAOOO

  • @kingsley9352
    @kingsley9352 3 года назад +3205

    So you're telling me that Michael can build and program a murder robot, and is also seemingly a handheld weapons expert?

    • @carsontupper2957
      @carsontupper2957 3 года назад +148

      Right? Lmfao what can’t this madman do

    • @wolfiegames1572
      @wolfiegames1572 3 года назад +226

      He needs to be buff and skilled in case his robots try to overthrow him

    • @umbrellaghost5927
      @umbrellaghost5927 3 года назад +44

      He needs to fight the robot revolution he created

    • @liryc2634
      @liryc2634 3 года назад +108

      @@carsontupper2957 getting items on top of a fridge without using a stool

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 3 года назад +39

      @@carsontupper2957 Grow to 5"7

  • @turkeyclub24
    @turkeyclub24 3 года назад +1349

    The video: "Don't try this at home, Michael is a trained professional"
    Michael: *Proceedes to style on lily*

  • @le-0ne
    @le-0ne 3 года назад +1552

    Man i just love this format of friends just chilling and having fun together. Like even the task is just a loose suggestion. Everybody just does whatever and has a blast.

    • @ScruncklyDunckly
      @ScruncklyDunckly 3 года назад

      @Repent! wtf is wrong with you lol

    • @bandonkadonk
      @bandonkadonk 3 года назад +13

      the dream friendships, they arent tryhards, they just have fun together

  • @parttimelazy4593
    @parttimelazy4593 2 года назад +94

    It doesn't matter who else is with then or what's happening, Michael consistently finds a way to be the strangest or scariest thing in the room.

  • @llamagod1007
    @llamagod1007 3 года назад +1383

    Michael being a trained pro at anything is a bad sign, it only can spell doom for us mortals

  • @honestlyboringperson
    @honestlyboringperson 3 года назад +1283

    I swear, Mykull could be an assassin in disguise.

    • @nothanks1714
      @nothanks1714 3 года назад +28

      Honestly dogshjt "disguise", dude is hiding in plain sight

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 3 года назад +25

      Probably is, luckily Lily softened his heart

    • @honestlyboringperson
      @honestlyboringperson 3 года назад +12

      @@wongcayven9893 now he brings temmie on his missions!

    • @lastnamefirstname8655
      @lastnamefirstname8655 3 года назад +7

      michael _is_ an assassin

    • @ConfusdTarz
      @ConfusdTarz 3 года назад +3

      @@nothanks1714 Yeah but because It’s such a shitty one that people just feel like its him playing around, little do they know that everyone in otv are his targets, he has been a little attached so it may take a while until he can do the deed.

  • @kees0313
    @kees0313 3 года назад +948

    I have no clue how Yvonne managed to set fire to the pan AND let the fire alarm go off twice

    • @yogami3270
      @yogami3270 3 года назад +33

      The pan caught fire because patties often have fat that melt and cause occasional flare ups.

    • @Punz18
      @Punz18 3 года назад +19

      And with the hood they had if you’re not setting off the fire alarm your pan isn’t hot enough. There’s a reason besides entertainment that they kept coming out raw

    • @FenixTech10
      @FenixTech10 3 года назад +9

      Also: she's using tongs not a spatula

    • @humourlessjester3584
      @humourlessjester3584 3 года назад

      At the same time undercooking the burgers 😂

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 3 года назад +2

      IIRC they have a gas stove, so beef fat dripping onto it is pretty common way for fire to happen. Smoke alarm because the beef fat getting too much heat and smoking because they were likely cooking on a much higher heat than they should have due to the "speed" of the challenge.

  • @LaZybOii_
    @LaZybOii_ 3 года назад +91

    0:03 Everyone Gangsta until Michael actually kills someone

  • @emilyla9056
    @emilyla9056 3 года назад +6333

    Lily: “what’s wrong with being a lesbian?”
    Mykull: “WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A PEDOPHILE?”

    • @xtaqh
      @xtaqh 3 года назад +141

      My favorite mykull quote

    • @otbyt125521
      @otbyt125521 3 года назад +32

      The best

    • @MelvixA
      @MelvixA 3 года назад +26

      I don’t see the issue here 😂

    • @sizeman5956
      @sizeman5956 3 года назад +22

      famous last words

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 3 года назад +6

      What the fuck? Is there a joke I'm missing? Are you seriously comparing gay people to literal paedophiles?

  • @brandonchang8795
    @brandonchang8795 3 года назад +806

    Lily really living everyone’s dream. Getting kisses from Michael and Poki.

  • @williammagnaye8315
    @williammagnaye8315 3 года назад +416

    I like how coordinated the Night Shift cooks were. Ironic that a symbol of chaos is very orderly in the kitchen

    • @Lucio20
      @Lucio20 3 года назад +37

      I mean let’s be real, as hilarious as it was there was no chance in hell that Toast and Yvonne would’ve had any kind of coordination.
      For competition I would’ve liked to see a girls vs boys but for content these teams make sense.

    • @4GRJ
      @4GRJ 3 года назад +33

      Remember the last time Toast and Michael are put in the same cooking team?
      It was great

    • @PatentedSugar9
      @PatentedSugar9 3 года назад

      @@4GRJ I was hoping to see them on the same team for this one, too

    • @straynamic5711
      @straynamic5711 3 года назад +3

      All things considered: The kitchen is where chaos thrives. So of course they're coordinated.

  • @potassium9288
    @potassium9288 2 года назад +128

    2:17 Michael is hilarious 😂💀 I'm laughing soooooo hard 😂

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 года назад +534

    Plot twist: Michael started to go full serialkiller mode but then remembered that the cameras were on

  • @manuelb5466
    @manuelb5466 3 года назад +1182

    Literally no one:
    Michael: The spit is raw

    • @benfrank9622
      @benfrank9622 3 года назад

      Makes me wonder if Spit is truly raw.

  • @yungmonsterxs8929
    @yungmonsterxs8929 3 года назад +698

    Lily and Yvonne method acting real service workers by being backed up on orders and eating on the job is the most relatable thing yet.

    • @yungmonsterxs8929
      @yungmonsterxs8929 3 года назад +2

      no pls

    • @miab.3632
      @miab.3632 Год назад +2

      Including Toast acting like a real manager and not doing shit to help while also getting more money 🙃

  • @ChrisTheCheeseMaster
    @ChrisTheCheeseMaster 3 года назад +46

    2:28 Micheal sounds like a person from New York

  • @isabelsong21
    @isabelsong21 3 года назад +554

    I love how instead of using the giant built-in griddle, they all just used one small fry pan for everything.

    • @watyhu99
      @watyhu99 3 года назад +16

      To be fair, they probably don't actually know how to properly clean it or want to clean it.
      I'm guessing that they used an actual burger place for this shoot and they needed the stuff clean for the next day when they actually open up?

    • @isabelsong21
      @isabelsong21 3 года назад +8

      @@watyhu99 yeah I mean I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't even know that it's a griddle or how to work it, nevertheless clean it 😂😂

    • @oreem7124
      @oreem7124 3 года назад +66

      @@watyhu99 pretty sure that's their own house kitchen

    • @watyhu99
      @watyhu99 3 года назад

      @@oreem7124 why would their house kitchen have a griddle

    • @blackgothicrose89
      @blackgothicrose89 3 года назад +16

      @@watyhu99 i swear that's the kitchen at the otv house I've seen on miyoung's stream a ton

  • @ni9etails
    @ni9etails 3 года назад +595

    Lily flirts with fast food workers:
    Chris Hansen: "Hi I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, why don't you take a seat."

  • @virus2339
    @virus2339 3 года назад +135

    There's so much golden scene this video has. Michael being secretly an assassin, Michael's monologue in the toilet, Lily flirting with Michael, Yvonne manages to trigger the fire alarm twice, Poki kissing Lily, and many more 💀

  • @verranfehlberg1154
    @verranfehlberg1154 2 года назад +9

    18:11 "What's wrong with being a pedophile?" lmao Michael is so effortlessly funny.

  • @scopex6335
    @scopex6335 3 года назад +575

    6:20 Toast : yelling new orders , the kitchen is a mess
    Poki outside: I love animals btw

    • @Ccurse._dd
      @Ccurse._dd 3 года назад +10

      lol there was cheese on the burger

  • @matil7880
    @matil7880 3 года назад +428

    Flashbacks to cooking challenge: *the pot is just a stick of butter, and CHEESE*

    • @thegamingnerd_3128
      @thegamingnerd_3128 3 года назад

      Loved it

    • @shalinsaju9620
      @shalinsaju9620 3 года назад

      delicious

    • @wandrr27
      @wandrr27 3 года назад +1

      I read it in Michael's voice and laughter

    • @dixon7488
      @dixon7488 3 года назад +4

      There is reason why michael and toast isn’t in the same team in this cooking video

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 3 года назад +3

      @@dixon7488 too much power

  • @iyanmanzano
    @iyanmanzano 3 года назад +314

    Lily: Wanna have a knight fight?
    Michael: So you have chosen death.

    • @santobabyy
      @santobabyy 3 года назад +6

      bruh im trying to figure out whether the bot is talking in sign language or not

    • @Nabrix
      @Nabrix 3 года назад +5

      @@santobabyy homie is speaking enchantment table

  • @Maxtherandomperson
    @Maxtherandomperson 2 года назад +14

    Michael is just the chaotic chef in the team but the team pulls together

  • @jasonruiz4067
    @jasonruiz4067 3 года назад +221

    Michael giving his speech in bathroom really inspired me to not wash my hands

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 года назад +6

      The government put poison in our hand wash!!!!! Theyre planting chips inside our brains with the soap!!!!

    • @abbasturd
      @abbasturd 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gtdmg489
    @gtdmg489 3 года назад +820

    So Toast's cooking stream was about himself training to participate in this event, huh?

    • @johnzumax
      @johnzumax 3 года назад +29

      Then he didn't even cook a single thing xD

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 года назад +5

      Yes, for the many corndogs hes had to cook during this video

  • @nomacho746
    @nomacho746 3 года назад +600

    Nice to know that Michael is *"Professionally trained"* when it comes to all things dangerous.

    • @kale6130
      @kale6130 2 года назад +1

      I WAS BOUTTA SAY THE SAME THING BRO

  • @anthonycalvanese3227
    @anthonycalvanese3227 2 года назад +6

    Michael is extremely talented. I aspire to be more like this man... he can be himself and even if people think he's insane he's just living his life.

  • @june5737
    @june5737 3 года назад +160

    9:38
    Toast: You wanna make it as an actress? THEN ACT LIKE A CHEF!" killed me hahaha

  • @とり-p2r
    @とり-p2r 3 года назад +602

    Can we talk about how casually cracked Michael is at life

    • @evanbeinstein5102
      @evanbeinstein5102 3 года назад +26

      dude should not be allowed to be good at everything, it's unfair >:(

    • @aldojoel4836
      @aldojoel4836 3 года назад +19

      Dude's unemployed

    • @nonexistenttt3023
      @nonexistenttt3023 3 года назад

      @@aldojoel4836 ?

    • @Thunterise
      @Thunterise 3 года назад +7

      @@nonexistenttt3023 Dude's unemployed

    • @xdumoo
      @xdumoo 3 года назад +7

      @@nonexistenttt3023 dude's unemployed

  • @KeyStation
    @KeyStation 3 года назад +219

    As a fry/flat cook, this shit was hilarious. When they said the ticket expires in two minutes i fucking lost it 💀

    • @valkrath
      @valkrath 3 года назад +4

      as a chef in training this was the hardest ive laughed today

  • @babyvampyt2800
    @babyvampyt2800 3 года назад +29

    omg the fire alarm just makes it so much funnier when they put the everything is ok meme in the background XD

  • @PH03NXHDFYeah
    @PH03NXHDFYeah 3 года назад +410

    Lily hitting on Michael was the cutest thing I saw all day!

  • @sharingan652
    @sharingan652 3 года назад +219

    Mykull upon seeing the Poki/Lily kiss:
    "I don't know whether to be angy or just accept it. Probably both."

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 3 года назад +17

      Alternatively, be secure in his relationship and easily understand that it's a bit for the camera as it always has been.

    • @parzival8331
      @parzival8331 3 года назад +12

      @@ticklord ikr its crazy how sure and confident he is as a person, and in his relationship. its a goal to be like him and to have a relationship theirs.

    • @sharingan652
      @sharingan652 3 года назад +10

      Imagine not taking what I said as a joke, as intended.

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 года назад +3

      I cant tell if they actually kissed but either way you know someones already written a fan fic about this

    • @agneslaura10
      @agneslaura10 3 года назад +1

      @@silly_goofs I think they did the “kiss the thumb” trick

  • @myblindyvids
    @myblindyvids 3 года назад +422

    "We do not support pedophilia" and "Cougar Lily" are the two phrases I didn't know I was going to be hearing tonight. So, this is the world we live in, huh?

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 года назад +4

      The future is now

    • @pengU1n_pardon
      @pengU1n_pardon 3 года назад +1

      ohhh i hope this isnt gonna age well

    • @xdumoo
      @xdumoo 3 года назад +4

      @@pengU1n_pardon uhh

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 года назад

      Society

    • @mikhailkhan5038
      @mikhailkhan5038 3 года назад +1

      The world's alignment is currently chaotic neutral

  • @HeatingWater
    @HeatingWater 3 года назад +66

    6:24
    Toast: We have a vegan over here
    Me: *Sees the cheese*
    Poki: I love animal

    • @pakki6555
      @pakki6555 2 года назад +3

      That's called vegetarianism! :D

  • @heyjaytee
    @heyjaytee 3 года назад +249

    yvonne being the “employee of the month” lmao

    • @ej_tech
      @ej_tech 3 года назад +10

      for triggering the smoke alarm the most

    • @DeWessel97
      @DeWessel97 3 года назад

      evoone will always be my employe of the month uwu

  • @ian_g
    @ian_g 3 года назад +626

    18:12 I love how Michael laughed at his own joke while he was telling it 🤣

  • @pippiman
    @pippiman 2 года назад +13

    I love how Toast is acting exactly just like a minimum wage McDonald's part time student manager 😭

  • @AppleRNG
    @AppleRNG 3 года назад +482

    Michael is always the comedy of the show, and I’m lovin’ it

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +257

    Michael: “We’re making money!”
    Also Michael: “LETTUCE, TOMATO, AND... and a hundred dollar bill...”
    XD

  • @Miniarty7
    @Miniarty7 3 года назад +512

    They really missed the opportunity for Toast and Michael to be on the same team, shit would have either gotten done or nothing would have happened.

    • @andre29174
      @andre29174 3 года назад +25

      With Yvonne to make it complete chaos

    • @geicoemployee6192
      @geicoemployee6192 3 года назад +1

      @@andre29174nah with brodin

    • @jonboatadventures5503
      @jonboatadventures5503 3 года назад +1

      i agree, the other cooking episode where micheal and toast where teamed up was epic

  • @alexspain9103
    @alexspain9103 2 года назад +3

    Toast asking to see Lily in his office like he isn't also as useful as a snow shovel in hell.

  • @Sleepyhonkshew
    @Sleepyhonkshew 3 года назад +241

    The pain Micheal feels when lily starts flirting more with poki instead of him tho-

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 года назад +24

      Nawh, its normal for him. He is lilys bf but poki is her gf

    • @Sleepyhonkshew
      @Sleepyhonkshew 3 года назад +11

      So basically:
      Micheal: "Hi this is my girlfriend lily, and this is her girlfriend poki"

    • @BrookeKatherine.
      @BrookeKatherine. 3 года назад

      @@Sleepyhonkshew That’s literally one of the top comments. The reply you made.

  • @GreenedBeens
    @GreenedBeens 3 года назад +413

    The decision to invite Michael to ITV was genius. He is so perfect

    • @felipeluna9597
      @felipeluna9597 3 года назад +4

      isn't it OTV?

    • @EnderTea_
      @EnderTea_ 3 года назад +41

      @@felipeluna9597 no it's itv, definitely itv

    • @felipeluna9597
      @felipeluna9597 3 года назад +1

      @@EnderTea_ ??? did they change it or is this a joke I don't understand?

    • @holaturtless
      @holaturtless 3 года назад +5

      @@felipeluna9597 yes its a joke

    • @idkproductions01
      @idkproductions01 3 года назад +20

      @@holaturtless No it isn’t. They’re changing their name to international TV because they get more global viewers than U.S. viewers. Lily said somethings about it in a few weeks ago on stream.

  • @cindy-wj4wh
    @cindy-wj4wh 3 года назад +213

    i love the daytime crew requests, they be so creative like scarra’s hair and the 100 dollar bills *cheffs kiss*

  • @humanbeing3261
    @humanbeing3261 3 года назад +189

    I love the music choices for this channel, the “Wii play: tanks theme” at 10:32 really caught me off guard and I loved it.

    • @sonthoi1809
      @sonthoi1809 3 года назад

      Whats the music at the intro

    • @tabletopvids
      @tabletopvids 3 года назад +2

      AT LAST ANOTHER HUMAN OF CULTURE

  • @JC-sz1jn
    @JC-sz1jn 3 года назад +125

    Im waiting for Toast to yell "IT'S FOCKING RAW!"

  • @raet6375
    @raet6375 3 года назад +538

    Lily’s flirting is a mood

    • @milwaukeerican5
      @milwaukeerican5 3 года назад +30

      She was such a menace in the second half hitting on michael and poki lol

    • @raet6375
      @raet6375 3 года назад +29

      @@milwaukeerican5 listen, least the girl knows what she wants and sticks to it -

    • @milwaukeerican5
      @milwaukeerican5 3 года назад +2

      that she does

    • @aldojoel4836
      @aldojoel4836 3 года назад +1

      I have always wondered if Poki and Lily's running joke has some actual truth to it. Like a platonic love

    • @labtec514
      @labtec514 3 года назад +1

      @Winter Gaming 黄裕翔 imagine assuming someone's sexuality, pretty cringe

  • @ollie1505
    @ollie1505 3 года назад +45

    Offline TV WOULD NOT be the same without Michaels chaos😂😂

  • @lxsrvsqz
    @lxsrvsqz 3 года назад +157

    16:43 Michael's voice changing form loud to soft when he read kiss makes me go u//w//u~♡

    • @EdgyW
      @EdgyW 3 года назад +9

      Simping for Michael? Same tho, he’s hella smart

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 года назад +11

      Calm down tier 3 sub chan~

    • @mayurtrivedi7133
      @mayurtrivedi7133 3 года назад

      @@silly_goofs Lmao

    • @yaboiothman984
      @yaboiothman984 3 года назад +1

      It hurts to see you comment shit like this, how are you gonna feel about this in 5 years.

    • @vampuriaaa
      @vampuriaaa 3 года назад +8

      @@yaboiothman984 let them be lol

  • @jasoncarto
    @jasoncarto 3 года назад +342

    Why is it poki is always having fun no matter what she's doing? That's great life energy to live by.

    • @yummibunnis
      @yummibunnis 3 года назад +6

      fr

    • @aya-qo9wg
      @aya-qo9wg 3 года назад +6

      true

    • @jaze9451
      @jaze9451 3 года назад +10

      i aspire to be like that

    • @byonemesis
      @byonemesis 2 года назад +3

      @@jaze9451 For real. That's one of the many reasons I admire Pokimane.

    • @SlavesGaming
      @SlavesGaming Год назад

      🤣🤣

  • @barsx7634
    @barsx7634 3 года назад +183

    The entirety of the video is good, but those last few seconds are comedy gold. As Peter once said, Michael is fucking great with his one-liners, and it shows each and every time.

  • @Cinthee
    @Cinthee 3 года назад +6

    Toast -
    "I'm the Gordan Ramsey of the team"
    "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE"

  • @kono3178
    @kono3178 3 года назад +54

    Yvonne is really that one person that does all the work on the school project

  • @MightyKondrai
    @MightyKondrai 3 года назад +102

    18:12 is a moment I'll remember for years to come lmao.

  • @Xivique_
    @Xivique_ 3 года назад +179

    ‘Michael is a professional’
    Also Michael: makes a robot dog piss beer-

    • @AveragePinwormEnjoyer
      @AveragePinwormEnjoyer 3 года назад +7

      *Makes a robot dog piss beer... professionally

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 3 года назад +2

      You have to be some kind of professional to accomplish that though

    • @sanderdrack
      @sanderdrack 3 года назад +1

      Props to him for making the robot not piss on his hand

  • @kwnji475
    @kwnji475 3 года назад +7

    5:11 *Toast talking to Lilly”
    - Yvonne literally lighting the meat on fire.

  • @JordyElNino21
    @JordyElNino21 3 года назад +112

    9:37 “you wanna make it as an actress huh? why don’t you ACT like a chef ! “ toast w the perfect line 😂😂🤌🏽

  • @Captain_Pine_oo
    @Captain_Pine_oo 3 года назад +157

    If this was an actual restaurant, their lawyers would most likely quit

    • @oreoreo1756
      @oreoreo1756 3 года назад +4

      Their lawyers would be literally dead from all of the complaints lmfao

  • @dennis_duran
    @dennis_duran 3 года назад +147

    Toast grabbing Lilly’s arm and saying “You want to make it as an actress, huh?” had way different subtext than I think he intended 👀

  • @Holly-kr1vr
    @Holly-kr1vr 2 года назад +2

    I love that in every challenge they do, lily is constantly flirting with poki
    Its hilarious

  • @azuredragon633
    @azuredragon633 3 года назад +76

    mykull and toast did so well creating content instead of food last time so they had to split them up

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 3 года назад +6

      They gonna put a bar of butter in a burger

    • @4GRJ
      @4GRJ 3 года назад +1

      That's actually how burgers are cooked sometimes...
      Deep fried in sticks of butter

  • @p.itchyt
    @p.itchyt 3 года назад +54

    Michael has the energy of a olympian with the mind of a 6 year old.

  • @Eragonnogare
    @Eragonnogare 3 года назад +509

    The fact that Michael and Toast weren't on the same team like back in the last cooking video is very disappointing lol
    I do like the fact that they both just took charge and didn't cook though lol

    • @emeraldbuilder8830
      @emeraldbuilder8830 3 года назад +17

      Ikr. That is literally my fav video on the internet. The two of them are so damn funny together

    • @yanc4237
      @yanc4237 3 года назад +10

      Maybe they took charge to avoid what happened in that video
      The potato WASNT FULLY COOKEDDDDDD

    • @priyanshchess4836
      @priyanshchess4836 3 года назад +1

      @@emeraldbuilder8830 I hate that no one could react to that shit cause of the drama

    • @gopalbhagat7300
      @gopalbhagat7300 3 года назад

      @@priyanshchess4836 wait there was drama about that video? What happened

    • @priyanshchess4836
      @priyanshchess4836 3 года назад +2

      @@gopalbhagat7300 Fed sexually assaulted Yvonne in late June/ early July, and he was kicked out of the house...that video was posted 16 July(if I remember correctly), so, it was not much late from the incident

  • @alex_oxGee
    @alex_oxGee 2 года назад +3

    cannot convince me otherwise that everyone took a fat rip from the dab rig before this was filmed

  • @constant938
    @constant938 3 года назад +124

    Incredible, they took the fictional activity of cooking created by the overcooked franchise and brought it into our waking world. Truly revolutionary.

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 года назад +3

      Cant tell if its a “oh wow they turned cooking into reality” or a “oh i cant belive they brought this game to reality” if its the first one then thats just fucking funny af

    • @mikhailkhan5038
      @mikhailkhan5038 3 года назад

      Ok yes but let's also acknowledge that watching them do this was more fun than playing the actual game

    • @diyaoii
      @diyaoii 3 года назад

      Rae's voice "THE FUTURE IS NOW"

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 года назад +1

      @@mikhailkhan5038 the game is stressful

    • @mikhailkhan5038
      @mikhailkhan5038 3 года назад

      @@silly_goofs truly a chaotic and beautiful way to torture your family (provided they don't make you play with)

  • @mordkzr
    @mordkzr 3 года назад +119

    Damm, Toast looks buff in that black t-shirt and that apron

  • @ChonkWigglesworth
    @ChonkWigglesworth 3 года назад +443

    This was some quality content. Also, Michael giving off heavy Alpha energy.

    • @ronaleelopiga2927
      @ronaleelopiga2927 3 года назад +16

      He leads so darn well, man!
      Also props to Scarra and Poki as well for being good followers and planning ahead!

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 3 года назад +5

      I think that's just Michael in general

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 года назад +2

      Michael always alpha

    • @jax0173
      @jax0173 3 года назад +1

      How he manages both alpha AND crackhead energy is beyond me lol

  • @pramusetyakanca1552
    @pramusetyakanca1552 3 года назад +26

    Jokes aside, Michael should be a part-time self-defense instructor. He really does know how do defend himself.

  • @Andy-qb4dm
    @Andy-qb4dm 3 года назад +68

    8:43 *Lily eating on the job*
    Toast: Can I see you in my office? 😂