OFFLINETV COOKING SHOWDOWN: KATSU

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @bnazreen
    @bnazreen 4 года назад +6132

    Everyone: *trying to cook something decent*
    Michael and Toast: * M E T H L A B*

  • @fantasma_11
    @fantasma_11 4 года назад +4434

    I bet Michael and Toast were thinking something like:
    "We can't get a bad score, if the judges are dead" LUL

  • @zhao4113
    @zhao4113 4 года назад +8192

    Everyone else: trying to make edible food
    Toast and micheal: straight up making cocaine

    • @ligmaballs1913
      @ligmaballs1913 4 года назад +118

      Dude I’m fucking dying

    • @junkjake8626
      @junkjake8626 4 года назад +82

      At least people willingly use cocaine

    • @berliancs8170
      @berliancs8170 4 года назад +49

      But Cocaine is better than this

    • @Rhythm.E30
      @Rhythm.E30 4 года назад +8

      @@berliancs8170 ikr

    • @wasntnikki
      @wasntnikki 4 года назад +29

      Cocaine for c o n t e n t

  • @idabsopeoplecantseemecry3835
    @idabsopeoplecantseemecry3835 3 года назад +4223

    toast and michael are the definition of two geniuses individually but when put together they share 1 brain cell

    • @yogesh_215
      @yogesh_215 2 года назад +96

      Which is shared equally

    • @samiee6911
      @samiee6911 2 года назад +11

      Can I question what happened to OTV members? Did they leave? I knew there was a contreversy happening but I stayed out of the news.

    • @themorningdropout8699
      @themorningdropout8699 2 года назад +53

      @@samiee6911 OTV is mostly still together last I checked, its Fed who ended up getting booted.

    • @TheBlankOneIsMe
      @TheBlankOneIsMe 2 года назад +17

      No three, the one bounces back and forth. Tho is why at moments they act brain dead.

    • @darknessdevours5827
      @darknessdevours5827 2 года назад +13

      My friend and I are often seen as this as well, though neither of us think we're that smart individually. We do, however, know that we're fucking dumb as shit when we're together.

  • @Hatefool
    @Hatefool 4 года назад +6885

    Micheal is legit the type of guy to put his hand in the water to check if it’s boiling yet.

    • @randomassdudelol
      @randomassdudelol 3 года назад +121

      why do i relate to this

    • @avatt6229
      @avatt6229 3 года назад +84

      Wait I do that lol

    • @zerreinatsu2483
      @zerreinatsu2483 3 года назад +45

      yoo i do that sometimes lmao

    • @msam1830
      @msam1830 3 года назад +31

      so you’re telling me i- i shouldn’t to that. o

    • @jjdraws3390
      @jjdraws3390 3 года назад +66

      ... Dont whoosh me, its late and I may be stupid. But.. Im praying this comment section isnt... Stupid. Like. Please be kidding

  • @phonc
    @phonc 4 года назад +4789

    I almost can't believe Poki and Scarra won when they started off with :
    "Do you know how to cook?"
    "I was just gonna ask you!"

    • @Saniyahhh1602
      @Saniyahhh1602 4 года назад +18

      Scarra* and was*

    • @desireeskumachan
      @desireeskumachan 4 года назад +162

      Cos they approached it with logic, caution and a little bit of help from the panko box instructions 😂😂😂

    • @PigFishYT
      @PigFishYT 4 года назад +48

      yea, toast and michael made the dish flawlessly, tought they would win

    • @someone3830
      @someone3830 4 года назад +1

      exactly my thoughts hajsjdjhaha

    • @shykjkwm5591
      @shykjkwm5591 4 года назад +3

      Watching Poki cooking food for her roommies made me think that she can cook💞

  • @AG-vj1ho
    @AG-vj1ho 4 года назад +2962

    “What does sauté mean?”
    “Sauté it, like just sauté it”
    “Ooh okay”

    • @chillpotato8740
      @chillpotato8740 4 года назад +1

      I love fed

    • @hesleden264
      @hesleden264 4 года назад +15

      @@chillpotato8740 oh dude....umm I dont think people will like your statement but ya.....sure

    • @chillpotato8740
      @chillpotato8740 4 года назад

      Sadhya Garg I know but who cares

    • @Vespera11_11
      @Vespera11_11 4 года назад +6

      @@hesleden264 maybe just on camera he is good but not irl i guess

    • @aliciadalbey1201
      @aliciadalbey1201 4 года назад +13

      @@chillpotato8740 a whole lot of people my dude

  • @mstzu
    @mstzu 3 года назад +5382

    each otv member during this shoot:
    scarra and poki: nervous overthinkers
    fed: attentive assistant
    lily: commanding mother
    micheal and toast: "50% POTATO ,,, 50% BUTTER"

    • @cybrphoenix8615
      @cybrphoenix8615 3 года назад +94

      Balanced as all things should be!

    • @duck1sgood
      @duck1sgood 3 года назад +68

      10% luck
      20% skill
      15% concentrated power of will

    • @kymtimbal8606
      @kymtimbal8606 3 года назад +43

      @@duck1sgood 55% power of friendship

    • @doode3000
      @doode3000 3 года назад +39

      100% microwave

    • @SEAkuaa
      @SEAkuaa 3 года назад +11

      @@kymtimbal8606 and 50% butter and 50% potato

  • @tadaotakumi9852
    @tadaotakumi9852 4 года назад +8216

    Scarra and Poki: When mom’s not home
    Lily and Fed: when mom’s sick
    Toast and Michael: when mom’s asleep

    • @f.b.i3579
      @f.b.i3579 4 года назад +68

      We have something in common

    • @f.b.i3579
      @f.b.i3579 4 года назад +37

      Megumin = wifu

    • @VeryRandomPigeon
      @VeryRandomPigeon 4 года назад +23

      @@f.b.i3579 what's a megumin

    • @kahloflowers5767
      @kahloflowers5767 4 года назад +18

      * F.B.I * the FBI name was already taken😂😂😂😂

    • @Keiisah
      @Keiisah 4 года назад +6

      @@f.b.i3579 hmmm

  • @fiorane
    @fiorane 4 года назад +15777

    Michael and Toast seem like they could accidentally make cocaine.

    • @IdealConflict
      @IdealConflict 4 года назад +797

      “Accidentally”

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 4 года назад +520

      "Could" implies that there is a chance thay CAN'T make coke. Which tbh they absolutely can

    • @swapnilprantar5671
      @swapnilprantar5671 4 года назад +158

      @@Rico_71 would*

    • @karmafowl4858
      @karmafowl4858 4 года назад +76

      The names toastenberg

    • @haydenh4278
      @haydenh4278 4 года назад +34

      YOU CANT ACCIDENTALLY MAKE COCAINE

  • @linaika5694
    @linaika5694 3 года назад +11507

    Fed and Lily: Comfy home style
    Poki and Scarra: Maid Cafe Style
    Micheal and Toast: P r i s o n s t y l e

    • @Snow-ll7wi
      @Snow-ll7wi 3 года назад +52

      Alina Yong hahaha😂😂😂😂😆😆

    • @elliothenderson1314
      @elliothenderson1314 3 года назад +88

      18:31

    • @oofoof5791
      @oofoof5791 3 года назад +145

      I have a feeling Michael being called the chaotic evil is a big big understatement

    • @shennice3158
      @shennice3158 3 года назад +31

      Wrong, Fed said its very Asian, Its Asian style

    • @thankyouturkey495
      @thankyouturkey495 3 года назад +5

      It was at 666 likes your welcome for changing it

  • @rightyloosey8554
    @rightyloosey8554 3 года назад +3596

    Everyone else: "Here's a well prepared dish for you."
    Michael and Toast: *WHEEEEZE* "HAHAHA YOU HAVE TO EAT OUR SHIT FOOD"

  • @sky_playzgacha2429
    @sky_playzgacha2429 4 года назад +15576

    Poki, Lily, Scarra, and Fed: We make food
    Michael and Toast: *We make content*

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 4 года назад +313

      content at it's finest

    • @bonrithisakhem6923
      @bonrithisakhem6923 4 года назад +116

      @@testhekid Content Wars ( food wars which is an anime about people moaning and there clothes dissapear when they eat good food

    • @ethanhan3601
      @ethanhan3601 4 года назад +12

      so fax

    • @largeintestine1841
      @largeintestine1841 4 года назад +5

      Yes.

    • @bananamoose2604
      @bananamoose2604 4 года назад +26

      @@bonrithisakhem6923 na the official term is food-gasm

  • @imnayeon9583
    @imnayeon9583 4 года назад +4431

    *Poki and Scarra:* The top students/ leaders of the class
    *Lily and Fed:* The art kid meets the jock
    *Michael and Toast:* Best friends working on a project

    • @theresaluu6858
      @theresaluu6858 4 года назад +103

      I am literally Michael in school but I Become Lily or Scarra at home

    • @Kriss_941
      @Kriss_941 4 года назад +76

      you'd think the top students would know that mashed potatoes does not take 40 fucking minutes lol literally just boil them and mash them...

    • @cardboardbox331
      @cardboardbox331 4 года назад +34

      Kriss_941 I mean, I would season them as well, but you do you

    • @Kriss_941
      @Kriss_941 4 года назад +36

      @@cardboardbox331 yeah of course, but you got the point lol

    • @NoName-xv5nn
      @NoName-xv5nn 4 года назад +19

      Art kid meets the jock ended as well you could expect

  • @FunPheonix
    @FunPheonix 4 года назад +16158

    I love how Micheal and Toast are just having the time of their lives making their dish even though it’s awful haha

    • @KhoaNguyen-sj2te
      @KhoaNguyen-sj2te 4 года назад +497

      when they were paired, I literally thought chaos

    • @notburntkebab
      @notburntkebab 4 года назад +199

      The BEST combo!

    • @menta1
      @menta1 4 года назад +62

      I just love toast

    • @spikeshd8789
      @spikeshd8789 4 года назад +89

      I hope Michael or toast hearted the comment with the otv account

    • @jonathan0225
      @jonathan0225 4 года назад +36

      lol they way they talk as they make their dish seems its gonna come out so good (it' probably won't lol. )

  • @laurenzfreerunner712
    @laurenzfreerunner712 3 года назад +664

    I'm rewatching this one year after release and I realized that Toast and Micheal should have won this tournament. Because Scarra announced at 0:06 that the challenge of this video is to make an unforgettable dish. And I bet that Yvonne will never forget this experience :)

  • @tokokkino7936
    @tokokkino7936 4 года назад +7857

    Everyone: cooks food
    Michael and Toast: *engineers food*

    • @kermitthefrog4272
      @kermitthefrog4272 4 года назад +166

      Making new recipes not good ones but new

    • @hemicylim
      @hemicylim 4 года назад +4

      nice comments w o w
      (i may have ruined it

    • @masakami000
      @masakami000 4 года назад +8

      underrated comment

    • @theimperialsoldier7048
      @theimperialsoldier7048 4 года назад +24

      As someone who does robotics, Michael and Toast’s food looks better than mine.

    • @sunhohwang4884
      @sunhohwang4884 4 года назад +7

      Key word: *Engineers food*

  • @madlad6022
    @madlad6022 4 года назад +3601

    “We’re cooking today”
    Micheal: Where’s the hammer?!

    • @monokuma7746
      @monokuma7746 4 года назад +17

      In the lab

    • @redlion909
      @redlion909 4 года назад +12

      pretty standard cooking procedure imo

    • @ripboo6247
      @ripboo6247 4 года назад +7

      @@monokuma7746 meth lab

    • @mo2gen364
      @mo2gen364 4 года назад +7

      Hammering Meat is actually pretty common

    • @theopenedjellybeanbag
      @theopenedjellybeanbag 4 года назад +5

      Michael: what are you talking about, are you insulting my everyday cooking?

  • @RienFranks
    @RienFranks 4 года назад +6078

    Michael and toast is when you're partnered with your friend for a group project.

    • @juswa
      @juswa 4 года назад +276

      The Unboxings
      Fed and Lily is when you partner up with the introvert who doesn’t know much but basically follows all your orders
      Poki and Scarra is when you get partnered up with the only other sane person in class

    • @metalcub8681
      @metalcub8681 4 года назад +8

      this is true

    • @Vyuel
      @Vyuel 4 года назад +22

      This is so accurate it hurts I laughed so hard

    • @sviestassviestuotas5081
      @sviestassviestuotas5081 4 года назад +2

      @@juswa yes

    • @justyouraveragesadguyonthe7449
      @justyouraveragesadguyonthe7449 4 года назад +16

      Their like split gene twins One half got the asian and sane side and the other got philipenes and smart serial killer side

  • @PlumpLing
    @PlumpLing 3 года назад +2572

    Pokimaine and scarra: maid cafe aestethic
    Fed and Lily: more homestyle
    Toast and Michael: *Prison*

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat 3 года назад +9

      Ok comment stealer

    • @PlumpLing
      @PlumpLing 3 года назад +16

      @@DishonoredRat I don’t read the comments before I post one. I’m sorry

    • @noahdguitar1454
      @noahdguitar1454 3 года назад +3

      You mean school

    • @PlumpLing
      @PlumpLing 3 года назад +5

      @@noahdguitar1454 aye fair enough

    • @ruansasa289
      @ruansasa289 3 года назад +18

      @@noahdguitar1454 prison,school its all the same

  • @jackaboimanlapaz6145
    @jackaboimanlapaz6145 4 года назад +2562

    Everyone else: cook the food. Michael with a hammer: b u i l d t h e f o o d

    • @nate88888
      @nate88888 3 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @chaitanyalonare2259
      @chaitanyalonare2259 3 года назад +2

      Hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @goosegod9414
      @goosegod9414 3 года назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @retropixl5177
      @retropixl5177 3 года назад +1

      @@goosegod9414 mans hot just under 800 likes, hardly underrated

    • @paolo6219
      @paolo6219 3 года назад

      Its 4 13 am and I'm laughing so hard

  • @pluto2283
    @pluto2283 4 года назад +5057

    lily and fed: pretty chill
    poki and scarra: friendly, collaborative
    michael and toast: *possibly making poison*

  • @xblast2701
    @xblast2701 4 года назад +4663

    Lili and Fed: Gordon Ramsay
    Scarra and Poki: Chef Tony
    Toast and Michael: HowToBasic

    • @Max-zo6vo
      @Max-zo6vo 4 года назад +39

      IM DEAD! BRUH

    • @bobevergreen4361
      @bobevergreen4361 4 года назад +64

      Wait I thought fed got kicked out

    • @jpbberry
      @jpbberry 4 года назад +166

      @@bobevergreen4361 he did, this video and the one before this were recorded before fed was out, look at the description.

    • @theboythathasacat3040
      @theboythathasacat3040 4 года назад +9

      this is very accurate

    • @kbbqss
      @kbbqss 4 года назад +6

      Seeing that comment made laugh till I couldn't breath

  • @sundance31
    @sundance31 3 года назад +928

    No one:
    Michael 10 minutes into the video: "h e y t o a s t d i d w e s e a s o n t h e m e a t ?"

  • @Pantsmode
    @Pantsmode 4 года назад +4545

    Poki and Scarra: MasterChef
    Fed and Lily: Hell's Kitchen
    Michael and Toast: Breaking Bad

    • @zephyreros8805
      @zephyreros8805 4 года назад +158

      For me its
      Poki & Scarra: Master Chef
      Fed & Lily: Kitchen Nightmares
      Toast and Michael: Worst Cooks in America

    • @caramcIaughlin
      @caramcIaughlin 4 года назад +62

      Nah its
      Poki, Scarra : pogchamps
      Fed and Lily: umm.........
      Michael and Toast: THE KITCHENS ON FIRE! CALL 911

    • @monsterdante3820
      @monsterdante3820 4 года назад +41

      Nah its
      Poki and Scarra: MasterChef
      Fed and Lily: Hell's Kitchen
      Michael and Toast: *KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SEASON 75*

    • @PlumpLing
      @PlumpLing 4 года назад +5

      I died laughing XD

    • @xxxcaliburfan
      @xxxcaliburfan 4 года назад +16

      micheal and toast: meth lab

  • @magicman1798
    @magicman1798 4 года назад +2105

    19:49 Yvonne "This feels weird." Michael "No, I don't think so."

  • @Sora_Souda
    @Sora_Souda 4 года назад +4891

    [Team Dishes Names]
    Team Scoki: _Heartfelt Curry~_
    Team Li-Fed: "Comfy Katsu´"
    Team Most: *"CR A C K H E A D'S DELIGHT"*

  • @unknown_url
    @unknown_url 3 года назад +761

    I imagine Michael saying "I can either cook the potatoes in a microwave at 100°C for 30 minutes or with a flamethrower at 500°C for five minutes, what do you think, Toast"

  • @ItsAnneHu
    @ItsAnneHu 4 года назад +1783

    I'm just rewatching this and I see at 11:53 Lily is like iron skin holding this hot bowl of microwaved potatoes for at least 3 seconds and then there's toast who can't even touch it XD

    • @Eggjoose_
      @Eggjoose_ 4 года назад +16

      Dude I didn’t even notice that :0

    • @aprilgraceobsioma2239
      @aprilgraceobsioma2239 4 года назад +54

      I did see that part too! I was like, "Lily, you're supposed to use gloves when taking out something from the microwave!"

    • @christopherpaan
      @christopherpaan 4 года назад +35

      @@aprilgraceobsioma2239 nah man, nah. our thickened Asian skin is our heat protection

    • @lonkle8112
      @lonkle8112 4 года назад +12

      @@christopherpaan Toast is asian as well.

    • @lonkle8112
      @lonkle8112 4 года назад +4

      @@christopherpaan It’s more like us Koreans

  • @marisolramos26
    @marisolramos26 4 года назад +2793

    Lily: carries the microwaved potatoes like it’s nothing
    Toast: “ it’s hot it’s hot *goes back a second later* “no it’s still hot”.
    Lmaoo 🤣

    • @silverlynxclaw1460
      @silverlynxclaw1460 4 года назад +51

      I do the same thing. I nuke whatever's in my bowl and grab it, grit my teeth, and carry it to the table. It burns but hey I'm hungry.

    • @justinehercthehuman
      @justinehercthehuman 3 года назад +23

      I literally repeated that part 3 times to check if Lily was wearing anything on looool

    • @DemarcusCousins_III
      @DemarcusCousins_III 3 года назад

      @Peter Uleberg very stereotypical asshole im a guy and im typically the one that cooks for myself

    • @sstar339
      @sstar339 3 года назад

      @@DemarcusCousins_III "Very stereotypical, I'm a woman and I would definitely burn the pan but leave you with raw food" Mhmm... If anything, women should be the ones getting offended over this joke.

  • @PhantomLantern2814
    @PhantomLantern2814 4 года назад +1203

    Poki and Scarra: we don’t know what we’re doing but we’re trying
    Lily and Fed: we’ve got a rough idea of how to function in the kitchen
    Michael and Toast: *c h a o s*

    • @kamidesu6414
      @kamidesu6414 4 года назад +2

      @Sally Chapman hits diff i know

  • @Hyxious
    @Hyxious 3 года назад +772

    Fed: “Wait, what does Sauté mean?”
    Lily: “Sauté.”

  • @SnipFred
    @SnipFred 3 года назад +3014

    Me at the beginning: "Well Toast and Michael are both really smart so it should work out, right?"

    • @kelvin6458
      @kelvin6458 3 года назад +141

      The moments before disaster

    • @lyricallyinsane8543
      @lyricallyinsane8543 3 года назад +105

      It did for content...they are only people who cooked content

    • @hategaming8653
      @hategaming8653 3 года назад +41

      IKR! Ones a detective and another is a fkin engineer how d fq are they no doin well😭😭

    • @firefiy8789
      @firefiy8789 3 года назад +44

      I do not get your logic. Toast is a genius at brain games (not cooking, also he is a little insane) and Micheal is more likely to focus on seeing of it can explode into a shower of chicken flavoured tasers

    • @bernala3
      @bernala3 3 года назад +2

      Alittle too smart

  • @hellbladeglavenus
    @hellbladeglavenus 4 года назад +2569

    Scarra: "Why do you have a hammer??"
    Michael: "You gotta beat...you gotta hit the meat"

    • @h.p.wallnut9912
      @h.p.wallnut9912 4 года назад +108

      Cha cha real smooth

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 года назад +3

      Indeed

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 года назад +15

      @@h.p.wallnut9912 hey man, thank you, you got a good honest laugh out of me in a pretty dark time.

    • @justsomeoneelse5942
      @justsomeoneelse5942 4 года назад +1

      Like fed did

    • @m_jabali
      @m_jabali 4 года назад +10

      @@h.p.wallnut9912 hey man i was going to kill myself but this comment saved me from my depression, and now i have a loving wife and amazing children you also saved an orphanage with this comment

  • @Korbo7
    @Korbo7 3 года назад +10334

    Scarra, Poki, Fed, and Lily: *actually trying*
    Toast and Michael: *In an episode of breaking bad*

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +308

      Actually, it's more like:
      Toast and Michael: Think they know how to cook, but don't
      Scarra and Poki: Actually know how to cook but are scared to do anything over the top
      Lily and Fed: Lily can cook really well while Fed is on vegetable duty

    • @smilexaurora9554
      @smilexaurora9554 3 года назад +11

      @Prateek Shinde it’s exactly that

    • @cooliousu
      @cooliousu 3 года назад +29

      I READ IT AS BAKING BREAD NO HELP ME

    • @gall9had
      @gall9had 3 года назад +3

      Top tier comment

    • @therichbarbecue340
      @therichbarbecue340 3 года назад +11

      TOAST WE NEED TO COOK

  • @splashor6361
    @splashor6361 3 года назад +945

    "It adds extra flavor."
    - Disguised Toast while refusing to wash his hands, 2020

    • @IzzyIsIsi
      @IzzyIsIsi 3 года назад +5

      Because I have really bad eye sight
      I saw 3B likes
      Instead of 38 likes
      Random ik

    • @The-hubba-wubba
      @The-hubba-wubba 3 года назад +4

      @@IzzyIsIsi very

    • @ruansasa289
      @ruansasa289 3 года назад +1

      @@IzzyIsIsi still Funny but kinda random

    • @bubbles9829
      @bubbles9829 Год назад

      He also doesn't wash his hands when using the bathroom, he does the helicopter.

  • @samuelagee756
    @samuelagee756 4 года назад +1630

    Yvonne: “This feels weird”
    Michael: “..no I don’t think so”
    Professional cooking shows would be so great if the chefs just disagreed with all the criticism they got

    • @Bruh-mu6ol
      @Bruh-mu6ol 4 года назад +89

      That's just kitchen nightmares tho

    • @nefarious6986
      @nefarious6986 4 года назад +64

      @@Bruh-mu6ol "Michael Reeves' Kitchen Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare"

    • @soundsofstabbing3627
      @soundsofstabbing3627 4 года назад +13

      Kitchen gaslighting

    • @sidsmith6522
      @sidsmith6522 4 года назад +1

      only if the critics are nobodies who never had a proper kitchen experience (delusional tv personalities who thinks they're chefs just cause they have a show) then yes proper professional chefs should disagree but usually those who are critics in professional competition are reknown professional chefs who are good at what they do, no self respecting chef would disregard advice in perfecting their craft

    • @nefarious6986
      @nefarious6986 4 года назад +9

      @@sidsmith6522 Honestly, I'd like to see someone say "No, I don't think so" in Michael's tone of voice to Gordon Ramsay

  • @asphyxia7512
    @asphyxia7512 4 года назад +2337

    Micheal: "Ya like crisp?"
    Yvonne: "How crisp are we talkin?"
    Micheal: "Exactly as crisp as you want it to be!"

    • @sarajusledh7273
      @sarajusledh7273 4 года назад +7

      Not to be rude but its "Miachel"

    • @vitowave5136
      @vitowave5136 4 года назад

      @@sarajusledh7273 no its michael

    • @zkdelta8014
      @zkdelta8014 4 года назад +6

      @@sarajusledh7273 I just realized your reply is edited and "Michael" is still spelled wrong into "Miachel"

    • @yayeet6314
      @yayeet6314 4 года назад

      So burnt

    • @distilledmalice8624
      @distilledmalice8624 4 года назад

      ZKDelta Whoosh?

  • @GingerPale
    @GingerPale 4 года назад +15779

    Michael flipping off at the end is perfect

    • @medallion2836
      @medallion2836 4 года назад +18

      Omfg

    • @medallion2836
      @medallion2836 4 года назад +66

      GINGERPALE is an offline match fan? It’s all coming together

    • @7echa
      @7echa 4 года назад +29

      GingerPale and offline tv collab confirmed??? lol

    • @_its_me4548
      @_its_me4548 4 года назад +4

      so um, hi

    • @Sol-ec8qz
      @Sol-ec8qz 4 года назад +21

      *GINGERPALE WATCHES OFFLINE!*

  • @cinnabarmanx4214
    @cinnabarmanx4214 3 года назад +323

    Omfg Michael and Toasts slow descent into madness was amazing I’m dying over here. They need to team up for stuff more often

  • @SuperSlapshot77
    @SuperSlapshot77 4 года назад +3670

    The lily and Michael duo is only rivaled by Michael and Toast...

  • @SalmonKid7
    @SalmonKid7 4 года назад +739

    Despite recent events, I’m glad this got uploaded cause Michael and Toast deserve so much credit for how funny they made this

    • @svensvensson1085
      @svensvensson1085 4 года назад +6

      100% agree

    • @noname75x
      @noname75x 4 года назад +1

      what events?

    • @marcocardenas1855
      @marcocardenas1855 4 года назад +1

      @@noname75x so, fed abuse the privacity and sexualy in some terms and lie and make fell bad a lot of girls on otv
      and outside otv

    • @luketwo1
      @luketwo1 4 года назад +3

      They made me laugh so much im physically crying.

    • @noname75x
      @noname75x 4 года назад

      @@boredy573 oh noooo.

  • @beta722
    @beta722 4 года назад +1820

    Toast: *Touch the hot pot*
    Also Toast: "Its hot"
    *2 sec. Later*
    Also Toast: "Its still hot"

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 4 года назад +30

      The creativity and revolutionary ideas might be on Toast but 90% of the brain cell is still on Micheal

    • @R360
      @R360 4 года назад +8

      While Lily grabs the bowl beforehand and takes it out of the microwave...

    • @mogayt5156
      @mogayt5156 4 года назад

      Oh yes its big brain time

    • @sean-zi8dp
      @sean-zi8dp 4 года назад

      chris hemsworth did that!1!1!1!!!!!!1!1!1!1

  • @wxlfie2
    @wxlfie2 3 года назад +148

    11:56 i like how lily takes it out bare hands while toast was scorching his fingers

  • @Gunnnr
    @Gunnnr 4 года назад +723

    Toast: oh it’s hot
    Toast 1 second later: oh it’s still hot

  • @testhekid
    @testhekid 4 года назад +6937

    fedmyster and lilypichu: a chef and a cook
    scarra and pokimane: a chef and a student
    toast and michael: haha potatoes in microwave go brr

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 4 года назад +81

      @@Cyannosus they go *crunche potats*

    • @Cyannosus
      @Cyannosus 4 года назад +41

      Yvonne and Brodin: thE fOodiE

    • @Cyannosus
      @Cyannosus 4 года назад +17

      @@testhekid haha sitting just to eat what they cook go brrr

    • @vibee6435
      @vibee6435 4 года назад +38

      Fed: The lost cause

    • @bammity9875
      @bammity9875 4 года назад +5

      And the thing goes skiddyiybop.

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 4 года назад +2123

    Michael: * totally out of his element in the kitchen *
    Michael: **goes and gets a hammer for comfort**

  • @walle8819
    @walle8819 3 года назад +339

    Was anyone else impressed by how well Brolin caught that plate?
    20:25

  • @kraayjay2
    @kraayjay2 4 года назад +2122

    Through the recent days, toast and michael’s dynamic has been my absolute fav. This vid had sealed the deal xD

    • @holysinful809
      @holysinful809 4 года назад +80

      couldn't agree more. the Toast and Michael duo is the best thing that I didn't see coming. Whenever they're together I always find myself crying from laughter

    • @zack8093
      @zack8093 4 года назад +4

      Who was the guy in the intro wearing cool glasses glasses 0:21 please tell me i live in a rock and im poor you know why cause i poor my juice inside cute girls jk just tell me

    • @ahpencran
      @ahpencran 4 года назад +3

      TOM AND JERRY that was fed

    • @StrongestInHistory
      @StrongestInHistory 4 года назад +1

      Moast

    • @zack8093
      @zack8093 4 года назад +1

      That was kicked out ??? Hmmmm

  • @supanova0_
    @supanova0_ 4 года назад +5038

    Toast: fakes Korean accent “to make it seem authentic”
    Toast at the end: arigatou

    • @Snow-ll7wi
      @Snow-ll7wi 3 года назад +103

      javeon Fields from Korean to Japanese 😂😂

    • @souheki_
      @souheki_ 3 года назад +141

      @@Snow-ll7wi toast: *chinese*

    • @Snow-ll7wi
      @Snow-ll7wi 3 года назад +6

      @@souheki_ 👌😂😂✌️✌️

    • @helo8701
      @helo8701 3 года назад +58

      *Mr. Worldwide*

    • @luvcid6839
      @luvcid6839 3 года назад +7

      Hotel trivago

  • @TheLivingKnightmare
    @TheLivingKnightmare 4 года назад +901

    Poki and Scarra: Making some aesthetically pleasing food.
    Fed and Lily: Home-style cooking.
    Michael and Toast: *C O N T E N T*

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 3 года назад +2

      Big Brain and "Big" brain duo in a nutshell

    • @WhyWorldSucks
      @WhyWorldSucks 3 года назад +6

      True, they made the whole video enjoyable.

  • @zolazar6928
    @zolazar6928 3 года назад +294

    I give Michael and Toast a 5 star for content. Made me laugh, they were creative, Toast really complemented the "chaotic evil" that Michael is.

  • @CDNM_Proxy
    @CDNM_Proxy 3 года назад +2896

    I just noticed at 22:14 Brodin and Toast perfectly synced their head turn.

  • @RageElixir
    @RageElixir 4 года назад +4283

    The Michael Toast combo is the dynamic duo for entertainment

    • @rwsee2517
      @rwsee2517 4 года назад +6

      Rage ! You here

    • @waaiayki
      @waaiayki 4 года назад +6

      Oh dang rage i used to watch you a few years ago nice seeing you here

    • @Abel-yp6ux
      @Abel-yp6ux 4 года назад +5

      RageElixir be honest we came here for mykull

    • @のう
      @のう 4 года назад +6

      Arent you that minecraft youtuber that made 3:00am vids?

    • @malikonthesus
      @malikonthesus 4 года назад +1

      Yooo I never knew you watched otv

  • @Wutwutjustme
    @Wutwutjustme 4 года назад +915

    Imagine Michael and Toast opening their own restaurant....
    Now THAT would be a "Kitchen Nightmares" episode I'd love to watch. :)
    Gordon: "Why the f*ck is there a hammer in the kitchen"

    • @HclPudding
      @HclPudding 4 года назад +127

      "NOT ONLY IS IT A MICROWAVE, YOU SCREAM IN TO THE FUCKING THING TO MAKE IT TURN ON"

    • @Snow-ll7wi
      @Snow-ll7wi 3 года назад +48

      "Because Aria used it to beat the crap out of the meat!!"

    • @username-jo8kf
      @username-jo8kf 3 года назад +36

      No Gordon wouldn't dare go face to face with Micheal Reeves

    • @fraggedoutcolton888
      @fraggedoutcolton888 3 года назад +26

      "WHY IS THERE SO MUCH LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!"

    • @LexifromZargon
      @LexifromZargon 3 года назад +15

      @@HclPudding the fucking microwave would explode once gordon steps in

  • @dririsplays
    @dririsplays 7 месяцев назад +20

    I hate that this is one of my favorite videos of OTV but Fed is in it and I cannot look at him the same way whenever I go back and watch the old OTV videos.

  • @mangosa777
    @mangosa777 4 года назад +1930

    Everyone: Trying to make the best dish possible
    Michael and Toast: haha stick of butter yum yum

    • @bunzz5294
      @bunzz5294 4 года назад +32

      Hahaha butter goes burrrrrrrr

    • @frostlynreyes
      @frostlynreyes 4 года назад +7

      Honestly this would be *my* friends and I if we was cooking.

    • @medienkonig7338
      @medienkonig7338 4 года назад +7

      They said unforgetable, not good.....

    • @Benni-boi
      @Benni-boi 4 года назад +4

      Microwave go BRRRRRRRR

    • @caffastrophe
      @caffastrophe 4 года назад

      @@medienkonig7338 what's your problem? the comment is actually true

  • @gwynethteves577
    @gwynethteves577 4 года назад +3103

    *Toast being in rage*
    Lily: "You wanna use some of our curry? uwu"
    Toast: "oh... T-that would be very kind of you, thank you."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

    • @tracys169
      @tracys169 4 года назад +15

      I almost give a like but the no. 666 likes is so good.

    • @gwynethteves577
      @gwynethteves577 4 года назад +3

      @@tracys169 LMAO XD

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 года назад +1

      UwU

    • @Daisy-bf7er
      @Daisy-bf7er 4 года назад +4

      Wait are you filipino?
      I'm just asking tho

    • @gwynethteves577
      @gwynethteves577 4 года назад +1

      @@Daisy-bf7er uhm.... Yeah! Whyyy??

  • @RcLifeOn
    @RcLifeOn 4 года назад +37073

    Mykull and Toast carrying the show as usual.

    • @carlosjuarez1679
      @carlosjuarez1679 4 года назад +268

      Woah well that's a surprise to find you here. 😂

    • @TheHeCat
      @TheHeCat 4 года назад +706

      I fucking died at Mykull and toast parts

    • @mykullclips8143
      @mykullclips8143 4 года назад +83

      WOOOOO you're watching OTV too ! noice 😆

    • @bullwull7486
      @bullwull7486 4 года назад +33

      Där vart man lite förvånad haha

    • @NahZenki
      @NahZenki 4 года назад +5

      Hi

  • @akshaja101
    @akshaja101 3 года назад +71

    4:06 I like how Micheal was about to say beat the meat but stopped himself and said hit the meat.

    • @jonasg.bisgaard1086
      @jonasg.bisgaard1086 18 дней назад

      Yeah, it definitely seems like he was questioning whether or not it was worth it, but just said. NAH, and rolled with it.

  • @terrifairfax7226
    @terrifairfax7226 4 года назад +1866

    Toast: YEAH U SABOTAGING US LILY!?!?!?
    Lily: u wanna use some of our curry?
    Toast: oh yea sure ty

    • @jaelabrigoli7814
      @jaelabrigoli7814 4 года назад +46

      lily is love..

    • @NateO123
      @NateO123 4 года назад +14

      Jaela Brigoli she really is though

    • @tantzeyangmatthew5677
      @tantzeyangmatthew5677 4 года назад +15

      U cld tell she was kinda tilted the whole video tho

    • @raychances6251
      @raychances6251 4 года назад +2

      @@tantzeyangmatthew5677 what does tilted mean?

    • @tantzeyangmatthew5677
      @tantzeyangmatthew5677 4 года назад +3

      @@raychances6251 it means she was visibly displeased at being teamed with fed

  • @cynicaline7330
    @cynicaline7330 4 года назад +1531

    fed: what does sauté mean
    lily: just sauté it
    fed: oh ok

  • @remington14
    @remington14 4 года назад +1957

    You know a duo is good when that duo makes me laugh so much I have an asthma attack. Props to Toast and our Crackhead. Never laughed that hard before, I actually nearly died.

    • @Snow-ll7wi
      @Snow-ll7wi 3 года назад +23

      Remington14 me too me too! This is my second time watching this and I still laughed to death!

    • @voyd8217
      @voyd8217 3 года назад +8

      Oh no but same

    • @obiejoe8067
      @obiejoe8067 3 года назад +8

      Remington14 died of laughter
      ????-2021
      R.I.P

    • @shadowwhistle606
      @shadowwhistle606 3 года назад +3

      I also nearly died

    • @ptjhnsn
      @ptjhnsn 3 года назад +4

      Try watching “Bad Cooking” with CallMeKevin for more like this

  • @lemooniii835
    @lemooniii835 3 года назад +60

    Toast and michael were right about calling it comfy home-style too. It looks like something a college student will make just to have a "proper" food😭

  • @koyashi__6689
    @koyashi__6689 4 года назад +2886

    Toast: “it’s hot, it’s hot”
    1 sec later
    Toast: “it’s still hot”
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @GioTheOne3
      @GioTheOne3 4 года назад +11

      11:58

    • @pokmordd130
      @pokmordd130 4 года назад +8

      i just saw the comment as the part of the video was running Lmao

    • @myzombieart942
      @myzombieart942 3 года назад +3

      is it cold enough yet?

    • @mgctomas1537
      @mgctomas1537 3 года назад +4

      @@myzombieart942 no :b it’s only been 1 sec dum dum

  • @blankedout1862
    @blankedout1862 4 года назад +953

    “Oh it’s hot.”
    waits like a second
    “Oh it’s still hot”

  • @cdl1875
    @cdl1875 4 года назад +1255

    "Toast they're in the microwave"
    "Burnt panko and microwaved potatoes"
    This killed me

    • @mrtibbls2663
      @mrtibbls2663 4 года назад +7

      Almost killed Yvonne also

    • @AznAntics
      @AznAntics 4 года назад +4

      "We sell it onto cheese injection 😆."

  • @anviey
    @anviey 4 года назад +398

    I love how in the cooking part everyone else is tryharding and then theres Michael and Toast that are just sharing one collective brain cell the entire time

  • @oP-en8vo
    @oP-en8vo 4 года назад +2712

    Toast,"I dont think we can fry this whole thing."
    Miachel," Toast, anything is possible with friendship"
    Edit: oops sorry guys mikale

  • @hi-nw7qy
    @hi-nw7qy 4 года назад +774

    Boi Michael legit just called the syringe an "injection molding thing"
    You're cooking food Michael, not 3D printing it.

    • @teslagasoline5629
      @teslagasoline5629 4 года назад +10

      AND THE SECRET INGREDIENT FOR THIS EPISODE IS........ PLA plastic.

    • @hi-nw7qy
      @hi-nw7qy 4 года назад +3

      @@teslagasoline5629
      They were wondering why it was so crunchy

    • @melancholicegg1000
      @melancholicegg1000 4 года назад

      Fed’s back

    • @Bags_43king
      @Bags_43king 4 года назад +2

      @@melancholicegg1000 no it's he last one they took before he left

    • @melancholicegg1000
      @melancholicegg1000 4 года назад

      Brandon Glenn If it’s from before he left they wouldn’t post it😂
      Get owned Liberal😎

  • @bruhh5136
    @bruhh5136 3 года назад +74

    Micheal: Professional Potato Microwaver
    Toast: Professional Sh*t Smearer
    Poki: Student
    Scarra: Master
    Fed: Dosen't know what he's doing
    Lily: Gordon ramsay.

  • @jinkai3118
    @jinkai3118 4 года назад +1937

    Other teams: serious
    Toas and michael: MoRE BuTteR
    Me: wheezing

  • @sockdot6764
    @sockdot6764 4 года назад +1437

    Lily: The smart kid stuck with the annoying kid
    Fed: The annoying kid just doing what the smart kid wants
    Michael: Class clown
    Toast: The chill guy
    Scarra: The other smart kid
    Poki: The popular kid
    Yvonne and Brodin: The teachers that have to put up with this terrible class

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 4 года назад +2054

    Michael: They can't even say anything because of how sick it looks
    They won't be able to say anything for a while because of how sick it made them

    • @metalcub8681
      @metalcub8681 4 года назад +15

      they wont be able to say any thing ever because there gonna die from how fucking ass it is

    • @seanmarshall2946
      @seanmarshall2946 4 года назад +10

      timestamp [18:50]

    • @egominer5624
      @egominer5624 4 года назад +2

      thats a quote micheal would say xD

    • @houseking9211
      @houseking9211 4 года назад

      it's burnt, sickness = 0

  • @Squirtleman49
    @Squirtleman49 3 года назад +31

    Michael and Toast just carry every video they're in they're litterally the best duo ever

  • @patrickneedham6515
    @patrickneedham6515 4 года назад +537

    Michael & Toast's collective 2 brain cells: "MORE BUTTER!"

  • @hamdu6427
    @hamdu6427 3 года назад +3720

    Toast in among us, TFT and Hearthstone: *has 13,000+ IQ and is a genius*
    Toast while cooking potatoes: “it’s hot it’s hot" goes back a second later “no it’s still hot”.

    • @jacobfox3999
      @jacobfox3999 3 года назад +14

      One of the best moments ever

    • @soulstealer167
      @soulstealer167 3 года назад +2

      EREN YEAGER true very true

    • @andrewarzate6632
      @andrewarzate6632 3 года назад +2

      @Hamdu is that my man sung-jin woo???

    • @hamdu6427
      @hamdu6427 3 года назад +1

      @@andrewarzate6632 yessir

    • @lonelycells7073
      @lonelycells7073 2 года назад +5

      That's what we expect(to be food there)when opening fridge twice with a break of 1 minute

  • @minetoyours
    @minetoyours 4 года назад +513

    the excitement I felt when they paired michael and toast together.. POWER DUO

    • @17raysplays29
      @17raysplays29 4 года назад +3

      They're the Most!

    • @Chingerz
      @Chingerz 4 года назад +4

      ikr, I love their chaotic energy

    • @Socato
      @Socato 4 года назад +1

      as toast would say they will create max revenue with will ultimately let them profit

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 года назад +1

      Its time

  • @iliketrees4293
    @iliketrees4293 3 года назад +43

    Micheal and toast may have not won the competition but they won our hearts

  • @spwarkz8564
    @spwarkz8564 4 года назад +1829

    No one:
    Toast grabbing the mash potatoe bowl: “ah it’s hot it’s so hot *two seconds later* it’s still hot”

    • @jennmae2296
      @jennmae2296 4 года назад +20

      SparkZツ and lily got it out of the microwave so easily

    • @onlysocio
      @onlysocio 4 года назад +7

      @@jennmae2296 lily just built different

    • @CT-7731
      @CT-7731 4 года назад +3

      I was expecting them to beat the shit out of the potatoes with the mallet to make mashed potatoes

    • @LauRen-om2ir
      @LauRen-om2ir 4 года назад

      @@CT-7731 Genius HAHAHA

  • @na3rial
    @na3rial 4 года назад +1707

    The lack of cooking knowledge in a house of adults 25+ scares me

    • @TheRattYT
      @TheRattYT 4 года назад +1

      Honestly XD

    • @whatif5499
      @whatif5499 4 года назад +67

      what lack, did u see lili and scarra, the problem is solely in michael and toast

    • @CardSearcher911
      @CardSearcher911 4 года назад +81

      All of the cooking knowledge was concentrated into Aria.

    • @stevenbills9872
      @stevenbills9872 4 года назад +13

      Michael is 22

    • @god47398
      @god47398 4 года назад +39

      "step 1: download uber eats"

  • @Nath-P
    @Nath-P 4 года назад +495

    “Using whatever ingredients are in the kitchen...”
    Michael looks down: “I’m sorry Temmie”

    • @Bre4dBoy
      @Bre4dBoy 4 года назад +6

      LMAOO 💀

    • @dariuschifor1862
      @dariuschifor1862 4 года назад +7

      Law and order special victims unit

    • @josekoshy1998
      @josekoshy1998 4 года назад +3

      I don't know why this took me a second to figure out

    • @Nightmare-oh3ti
      @Nightmare-oh3ti 4 года назад +3

      DAMN XDDD

    • @Nath-P
      @Nath-P 4 года назад +1

      Nightmare [ in the clan of Darkness #asianstyle 🐶🥩😋

  • @katrinaduval3085
    @katrinaduval3085 3 года назад +129

    Any time I'm having a bad day, all I need to do is watch Toast and Mykull microwave potatoes.

  • @Dyr129k
    @Dyr129k 4 года назад +1245

    Teams rating in a nutshell :
    1- Michael and toast : *Filthy Frank*
    2- Fed and Lily : *Everyone*
    3- Scarra and Poki : *Mom*

  • @jakeedwards2246
    @jakeedwards2246 4 года назад +612

    Yvonne: "This feels weird"
    Michael: "No... I don't think so"

  • @kybamclane9357
    @kybamclane9357 3 года назад +1242

    Yvonne: "This feels weird!'
    Micheal, in the most passive aggressive way ever: "No... I don't think so."

  • @MonarchsFactory
    @MonarchsFactory 3 года назад +18

    Holy crap, the sound editing on this is incredible

  • @juliuskingsley4434
    @juliuskingsley4434 4 года назад +3087

    Lily: "pleaaase don't group me with fed"
    Everyone now: eeee

    • @bailey8523
      @bailey8523 4 года назад +128

      That’s exactly what i was thinkin

    • @rebekachin465
      @rebekachin465 4 года назад +23

      I'm new what happened???

    • @liquid_fyi6312
      @liquid_fyi6312 4 года назад +178

      @@rebekachin465 the girl with the pink hair while drunk fed had sexually harassed her and got kicked out

    • @juliuskingsley4434
      @juliuskingsley4434 4 года назад +227

      @@rebekachin465 fed t o u c h e d all the girls in the house

    • @minamins22
      @minamins22 4 года назад +264

      @@rebekachin465 sexual harassment, manipulation, asian fetishization

  • @benchesser8749
    @benchesser8749 4 года назад +632

    I love the Michael and Toast “yes and” style of cooking and presenting.

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 4 года назад +9

      You've heard of guerrilla warfare you may have even heard of guerrilla filming well now you get to witness guerrilla cooking

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 4 года назад

      You need more likes.

    • @1ksubsnovideos7
      @1ksubsnovideos7 4 года назад

      It's like stand up lmao

  • @jed9225
    @jed9225 4 года назад +407

    "I remember you, Scarra, you said I would never get challenger."
    "Was I wrong?"
    Scarra with the zero hesitation

  • @ploonky12345
    @ploonky12345 3 года назад +101

    If toast was one of the judges, he would judge the shit out of every single dish

  • @billyevans8846
    @billyevans8846 4 года назад +1299

    “Toast, toast, anything is possible with friendship”
    -Michael Reeves

  • @amal_nair
    @amal_nair 4 года назад +532

    the chaotic energy of Micheal and toast is beautiful

  • @egg-di4826
    @egg-di4826 4 года назад +628

    I don’t know why but when Michael asked: do we season it?
    Toast: N A H
    I died

  • @ihaveamentalseizurev6555
    @ihaveamentalseizurev6555 3 года назад +42

    I could tell Mykull had a secret intention of poisoning Yvonne

  • @johnball5074
    @johnball5074 4 года назад +94

    I've gotta say, adding Michael was the best thing offline TV has done. The pure chaotic energy he brings just works so well with how wholesome the crew is.

  • @Anonymous8830
    @Anonymous8830 4 года назад +559

    gotta like how Michael's being his chaotic self.
    trying to fix shit as efficiently as possible

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 4 года назад +20

      Michael is the epitome of "if it ain't broke, break it and then fix it and take the credit for that"

  • @Kesethmm
    @Kesethmm 4 года назад +653

    Michael and toast:prison
    Poki and Scarra: maid cafe
    Lily and fed: grandmas home

    • @chrisellington5100
      @chrisellington5100 4 года назад +2

      @milos blagojevic njbj

    • @icyhs7292
      @icyhs7292 4 года назад +7

      Why do i feel like Michael and toast is school lunch

    • @DharcDuke
      @DharcDuke 4 года назад +1

      @@icyhs7292 what the difference

    • @icyhs7292
      @icyhs7292 4 года назад

      No difference lol

  • @arsonhycan
    @arsonhycan 3 года назад +24

    poki & scarra: lawful good
    toast & mykull: chaotic evil
    lily & fed: chaotic neutral

  • @apfelstrudeldk5130
    @apfelstrudeldk5130 4 года назад +487

    I love that you can put scarra in any outfit and he looks like he has already achieved master status