That, my friends, is Mr Zakir Issa. Worked for him 6 months ago. Property is just a front and that building with the shutter.... that's where he stores 'certain goods' that have been smuggled into the UK. He's currently being investigated.
Hahaaa Your content Kills me everytime. Jackpot content This euro properties guy tho What day is it🤣 Do you dye your beard🤣 Comically the best Auditor 👌 Comedy value 10/10
Let's be mature adults and NOT bombard the phone number displayed clearly on the side of his van. This would cause stress and possible loss of business.
When he said "shut that door" I was hoping you'd come out with a Larry Grayson ( There's one for the teenagers) Quip. You really are King of the wind up's lol.
The best part of this video is at 10:15 FREDDIE KRUGER: Explain yourself, why you taking pictures MARK: I EXPLAIN MYSELF TO NO MAN FREDDIE KRUGER: YEAH NEITHER DO I MARK: YOU ARE FREDDIE KRUGER: NO IM NOT MARK: YOU ARE FREDDIE KRUGER: JUST GET OUT 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its against this man's religion if he is a Muslim which i am stereotyping which I shouldn't do. They can only dye their hair ginger which is why you see older Muslims with a orange beard. I thought he took it quite well 😅.I think they call it haram which ain't good it's a bit like eating a bacon sandwich 😋
What a scary looking man! When mark was filming the camera was to the guys knees, so we didn't see the face but when the big reveal happened I shuddered. He looks like FREDDIE KRUGER! That's why he doesn't want you on his '' land'' he's got some kids in the warehouse and he's haunting their nightmares Did anybody notice the bulge from this guys trousers 🫣🤣
F’ing Monday? Is that the day you get your leg over? Just brilliant! 😂😂😂
“Is that when you get your leg over Monday Fukin Monday” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nearly pissed myself
That was a classic ! I sprayed coffee all over my new 4K monitor when he said that ! 😆
Love it when this guy gets the squeeky dog toy out 😂
We all love mr sceaky hahahaha
I know kills me 🤣🤣🤣
I know, its great! 🐶
"The missis will hit you with a frying pan" 😂
That, my friends, is Mr Zakir Issa. Worked for him 6 months ago. Property is just a front and that building with the shutter.... that's where he stores 'certain goods' that have been smuggled into the UK. He's currently being investigated.
“I DO NOT take pictures on a Monday.” Just sooooo funny.
I’ve been watching your videos for a couple of years. They’re hilarious, keep it up.😂
Fools protecting a company that would sack them and hang them out to dry if there were any come back from their actions
Its always the same type of security!!! 😅lol just keep them talking ,we have a massive laugh lol😅😅😂!
You sure do provide us with class comedy and a good laugh, haha. Fantastic, cannot wait for part 2. 😁
'May the Squeak be with you'.
“I don’t drink, I’m too tall” Is that what he says? 🤭😂
He says he is tea total.
Teetotaler, I believe..one who doesn't drink..
Thanks mark 😂 keep them coming pal
Peeping Tom thought your name was Mark lol😂 so many funny bits love it
“My land” says the man who arrived on a boat 😂
Er, that's what the brits said - a lot!
Too many of them , cant even speak the lingo .
Ha ha ha the beast is done ✔️
Hahaha , love it !
@@gazzertrnerm, not the Brits, the Brits are from Briton. The Romans, Saxons, pakis are not.
Looking forward to part 2
"There are no idiots here, of course, there are I'm talking to one right now".
You are a legend, well done 👍👍👍👍👍👍
"Theres no idiots here" "Yes there is i am talking to one "
I'm glad I found this channel got a stitch from laughing 😂😂❤
He says it's his land!!! What a statement... If you know what I mean!!!
Can't believe that I am watching this today, on Sunday. You know what that means tomorrow could be.... :)
Man in a van thats worth £3000 says i own all this , dont make me laugh dont even own his own coat
Checked it out he does own it, he's the brother of the two Muslim guys that bought asda. He's got quite a big property portfolio.
I've just spent an hour watching your videos with tears in my eyes😂😂😂
Pure entertainment… what day is it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Miss's gonna hit you with a frying pan" ahahahaaaaaa dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣
He wishes it was his land 😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaaa
Your content
Kills me everytime.
Jackpot content
This euro properties guy tho
What day is it🤣
Do you dye your beard🤣
Comically the best Auditor 👌
Comedy value 10/10
I totally agree. 😅
“My names not Joe” 😂🤣😅
In asia/ south east asia foreigners arent allowed own land or property. The uk is very progressive and fair if you ask me .
Let's be mature adults and NOT bombard the phone number displayed clearly on the side of his van.
This would cause stress and possible loss of business.
"Let's go walkies!" 😂
his favourite word must be regardless.
That bald guy in the high vis is simple
so funny, you are the best on RUclips . they just don't realise you are taking the pish right oot them
When he said "shut that door" I was hoping you'd come out with a Larry Grayson ( There's one for the teenagers) Quip. You really are King of the wind up's lol.
Another foreign imposter
The best part of this video is at 10:15
FREDDIE KRUGER: Explain yourself, why you taking pictures
MARK: I EXPLAIN MYSELF TO NO MAN
FREDDIE KRUGER: YEAH NEITHER DO I
MARK: YOU ARE
FREDDIE KRUGER: NO IM NOT
MARK: YOU ARE
FREDDIE KRUGER: JUST GET OUT
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Very funny man what's his problem good video 😆😁
Shut that door last time I heard that it was Larry Grayson
Great content again man
OMG lol it is like an Abbott and Costello routine.
👍🙏🇬🇧have ya dyed your beard 😂
Not for Joe public?but ma names not Joe 😂😂😂 class m8
" There's no idiots here " , HAHAHAHA , so bloody funny .
I keep saying it......they don't know why they don't want to be filmed! If pushed they would have extreme difficulty explaining it.
After he gave you all that lip, you should have told him he was in the last three for best driver. He's lost out big time.
Definitely hiding something
Here we Go another Bold headed YODA with pointed ears. No Way you swear UMTT Your a Saint.The so called owner wearing £3.00 clothes
Love your stuff mate. Keep it up
He tried the "walkies" on with you! Noone does walkies back to the legendary UKMTT! "Come on! Walkies boy, come on!!"
great job❤❤
He could knock his own knees and only one head lamp working ? 🤔
Hahahaa the handbrake.
What happened to part 2 ?
I've got this guy taking pictures, I've asked him what his doing but he's not giving me an answer 😂😅
How do they get the finance.
Love it 😂
What the hell happened to that guys nose…..it looked like chewed bubblegum……
Thay own all that ,my goodness my goodness😢
Afghani guest.
Haha, EP GROUP is "Euro Packaging" not properties. Can't believe he would lie.... imagine that!
VERY SKETCHY PLACE :)
,😂😂😂 brilliant 👍
I think he needs a drink 🍸 😂
GET BACK TO WORK!
👍
I could climb over a fence
Then your trespassing
TO GET OUT?
Hahahahahahah
Learn to spell YOU'RE correctly, spastic 🤐
I'm daft enough 😂😂
My dad was in Burma 1944, I dont think (if he was still alive) he would want to explain himself in his own land...dont accept disrespect from anyone
Its against this man's religion if he is a Muslim which i am stereotyping which I shouldn't do. They can only dye their hair ginger which is why you see older Muslims with a orange beard. I thought he took it quite well 😅.I think they call it haram which ain't good it's a bit like eating a bacon sandwich 😋
A nose like that would make anyone angry
PMSL out very loud!
First 😊
That looks like an inspirational company really going places
So funny 😂😂😂
Bruv if you really want to trigger some people wearing glasses just keep calling them goggles 😉 you welcome 😂
Great comedy.
Was thinking that ,"why do u want some"? When got asked drugs q
😁👍👍👍
the state of the roads
We should all ring his number on the van and send in complaints! What a cu next Tuesday
What a scary looking man! When mark was filming the camera was to the guys knees, so we didn't see the face but when the big reveal happened I shuddered. He looks like FREDDIE KRUGER! That's why he doesn't want you on his '' land'' he's got some kids in the warehouse and he's haunting their nightmares
Did anybody notice the bulge from this guys trousers 🫣🤣
Another good prop would be a short fishing rod with a plastic carrot on a string. When challenged you could say it’s ‘goon bait’
love the sqeeky thing walkies lol
TELL DARK CLOUD IN THIS COUNTRY IF THERE'S NO DOORS OR WALLS OR FENCES MEANS ITS PUBLICLY ACCESSIBLE..
😄👌👏👍
This used to be there old B&M Distribution centre i worked here until my redundancy in 2020
NO wonder, you can't even spell THEIR correctly. 🤐😐
FDC...VERY BAD VIBE... MI6 SMUGLING OPERATION??? LOOKS BAD ALL DAY LONG
'ITS FUCKIN MONDAY!'
You should do the Fox Brothers
EP stands for extra prat
😂😂😂
Hahaha 😂😂
You scared him off, you gump... pity...
Hahahaha, brilliant
Its Vehicle not Whehicle , is that right.
Should of gone round corner and do fox brothers
You are mad man lollllllll 😂😂😂
😅
7:57 what an 'interesting' face
He is not the owner i know the owner
@kevinmarshall1736 the owner is called zakir issa that guy is one of his managers
the grass is frightened of the camera. call the police you should not be taking pictures. are you on drugs classic