When the final boss is a gen Z
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
- Gaius speech but he has brainrot (FFXIV/FF14)
Special thanks to @JoCat for helping me with the script and voicing Gaius Van Baelsar.
Music used :
- FFXIV Gaius theme - Bite of the Black Wolf
- FFXIV Garlean theme - Imperial Will
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More of my stuff : linktr.ee/rong_rong 
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LAHABREA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Gotta say, if the credits weren't there, I wouldn't have known that was you. Great voice acting!
How many takes did this take, I can't imagine speaking all of that without breaking into laughter
Happy to see you still have fun with 14
Much love
I guess breadman must be resurrected and rendered toast once again?
We miss you.
We love you dad.
*This Cutscene Cannot be skipped*
Even the normal cutscene is so long
Despite knowing this, all players instinctively hit esc, hoping that one day, you get a skip prompt.
The thing that makes this truly evil and menacing.....
AHHHHH MAKE ITTTT STOPPPPP 😭 💀 MY BRAIN HURTSSSSS AHHHHH
*Does the good old close application and reconnect to skip it*
“You don’t understand. You can’t translate Japanese to English 1-1. Sometimes changes need to be made as a part of the localisation.”
The localisation:
If the original was meant to be cringe, then this would be quite a faithful localisation lol
The fan translations that pride themselves on not making any changes literally sound the exact same.
Replace all the slang with Japanese words and annotate them to the point they fill the entire screen, and you have your average "true translation" done by fans.
These changes are objectively superior to the original version, though. Clearly, you are both a simp and cringe.
For the words of man to mean anything, man must own their words.
I like how instead of 4kids censorship, we're just getting gen z tier dialogue
You literally compressed the pain of a full preatorium into 3 minutes, that's like against the Geneva convention or something
Does this count as cruel and unusual punishment?
@@hoodiesticksit was cruel and definitely unusual
And brother. It’s *mogtome* season…
Never has a 3 minute video felt so long
Do you mean so rong?
You hit the nail on the head with this comment lmao
Wait that was 3 minutes 💀
It was so long that gaius hit enrage
Rong rong makes 3 minutes feel very long long.
who hurt you for you to make this
The Ascians
@@Rong_Rong You mean the Asians?🤣
@@Rong_Rong
DAMN YOU LAHABREAD!
Your mom bro.
@@Rong_Rong Such devastation!
Smart move Gaius, you have basically destroyed their brain cells even before the fight has started.
When has a single WoL ever had a working brain? They are simply told where to go and who to kill.
"garlemald garleseethe garlecope"
- Gaius, probably
Given that Garlemald’s schtick is that they are justified to conquer because aether manipulators ruined their lives and moved them to Ilsabard, but also seem to be just a second coming of the Allagan empire, and both are created to be as destructive as possible by the same person, GarleMALD is actually a good pun for what that empire has become.
Also, in Endwalker Garlemald was really GarleCOPING hard that they still had some fight in them.
You can tell he's evil when his words causes actual harm.
either that or he's a bard
@@renzo2ableconsidering he’s a gunbreaker…I highly doubt that…he’s spamming Provoke…
Yeah, the harm.
This how formal english will sound like after 1000 year
I'm glad I'll be dead for that.
Oh god
@@letsrank9349 it sounds funny , Imagine someone saying this in a poetry contest with a straight face and everyone claps and cheers.
@@GRAVKEN After Jesus Christ returns & a thousand years go by, you will be surprised by how language will sound, it will be much more divine based.
@@sammicoporsammicopor Isa (peace be upon him) was syriac on earth , but I am not ignoring the fact that he might be able to talk in other languages
*Metal Pipe Sound Effect*
"...Big yikes, this was out of pocket fr."
The area in my brain responsible for cringing: "Such devastation..."
Ring Rong: This *was* my intention!
What can man do against such _reckless kringe?_
The remaining 2 braincells in my head fought each other while watching this video and none survive
"Such devastation.... This was NOT my intention"
@@coconuthead98 i gotta know the gen z equivalent to this lmao
@@NeoSpira"Major oof... mb fr fr"?
you are lucky I had only one left
Gyattus van Baelsar, truly the worst thing that the Garlean Empire ever unleashed on Eorzea
Garlean empire in Ohio be like
Gyattussy van BaeLSUS
Gyattus Von Baelsar, the Black Airforce of Garlemold
You know what, maybe the Endsinger had a point-
More like Gyattus van BASEDsar
the fact i can understand this, either means i am online too much, or i have done praetorium too many times, i dont know whats worse
Yes
Best/worst part is that most of the slang is used correctly. Primals are likened to simping. Gaius does indeed see himself as speaking hard truths fr ong. And he does see himself as the alpha male amidst the beta Eorzeans who are split and rely on Primals.
Can you translate?
Because I didn't understand shit...
@@insa9026 Just listen to the original speech.
@@Gamemaster-64 ok I found it... Now my brain is translating this into the original...
watching this is like swimming through concrete
Praetorium but it physically hurts you.
So just your average Prae run…
@@hawk4558 It used to hurt. Now it's short enough to be manageable.
At least it would make me feel something
Praetorium is suffering already
so, the exact same
THAT'S JOCAT????
From his Crap Guide series (Monster Hunter World, Dungeons & Dragons, and FF XIV Online), it's definitely him
Yes, his "normal voice" is the act.
I'm actively trying to hear Jocat's voice in there, and I still don't believe it
Honestly I'm just happy to have JoCat still doing things!
Jocat's villain arc
I starting losing all reading comprehension, and when I looked down at the play bar, only like 30 seconds had passed...
"and in this land of COPE that one hot take is FACTS on god"
Not sure why but this is my favourite part
Because it may be the only sane thing said there.
Honestly, out of slang this is basically the child saying the emperor lacks pants or something like that. A person daring to say what has been danced around.
So Rong yet so right
His speech is bussin frfr no cap...
It's also a cognitohazard
Help
I don't like that RUclips gives me the option to "translate to english"
The funny thing? YT asking me if I want to translate your post to English.
Can you speak English please
A MTF has been dispatched to your location, please remain calm.
RUclips doesn't believe this comment is in English.
0:59 for the spicy frame.
why.
Why not @@Notsu01? It's tradition.
@@IDESTROYER236 no horni allowed here
I prefer 2:44
I was not prepared to invuln the Jamiroquai Grab
Virtually insane
RIP How very glib you will be missed.
RIP creeping mendacity
Watching this with 100% audio without skipping a single millisecond is a torture. Yet my masochism demands it.
Watch it again
I respect you both for being able to make this without dying inside completely.
When your average gen Z got isekai as the final boss.
I'd join the dark side after that speech no questions asked.
Eorzea is Cringe and the Empire is Based, you'd be making the intelligent choice.
By the gods! Don't let the boss speak ever again.
YT asked me to rate your comment for some reason
Maelstrom company adventurer: what is he saying?
Twin adder company adventurer: I don't know.
WoL & immortal flames company adventurer: hold up, let him cook.
New accents and languages are born when a group of people are isolated, but in a world where everyone is connected, the thing isolating them is not space, but time.
such wisdom found in this dung heap of a brainrotting video... thank you, you are the flowering lotus amidst filth.
jocat! also that is a pretty killer gaius impression
Such devastation, *that was my intention*
He just... kinda kept going
Reviving JoCat just to make him voice this is one of the biggest power moves I have ever seen.
AAAAAH my brain..... the neurons.... dying..... grey matter...... rotting..... ugh.
*ENDURE IT!*
Truly a GOAT that can cook, dub to hear my Sigma JoCat still *_B U S S I N !_*
I hope all your queues take hours to pop, your rolls to be hardstuck on 0, your tanks to never enable stance, your healers to be Cure 1 spammers and market placings to be permanently undercut
I saw the thumbnail and clicked for the laugh, didn't expect CINEMA
When I close my eyes, I can still hear it.
Such poetry.
0:59
A test of your reflexes!
Yes, Bahamut? This one over here.
"What drives men to GYATT"
So deep...
Me, a gen x: I... don't... know? 🤔
We need a gen z to english translator.
Dude.... Why do you do this to us?
Two legends cooperated together to create an immortal masterpiece , our sons shall see this and must be the thrice knowledge which live untouchable in their brains.
crazy how it's almost 1:1 recreation. Highly recommend playing in alongside the original cutscene
This video is a masterpiece. The editing, the poses, the pacing. Choked on my enchiladas
This is very difficult to justify pressing like
Between RongDong's funny ah animation and JoGOAT delivering a straight bussing yapp, this was true sigma cooking.
I felt like i was the only one entertained and impressed he actually summerized the speech through brainrot perfectly even tho im not even gen z and was born on jan 1990.
This is it. This is your best video. You can't ever top it.
my max was 1 minute, i can not endure more of this sht.
kudos to rong rong and be able to make this video without having a rage episode.
JoCat's revenge.
i got to two before i went comatose
30 seconds in and this is already painful
Look at the damage that not being able to skip a cutscene does, ARE YOU HAPPY YOSHI!?
This is one of the most insanely cursed things I've ever had inflicted on my eardrums.
Excellent work, I love it.
Pain
I am suffering
Ah yes the infamous legatus of the 14th gearlean imperial legion, Gyatus van Rizzler also known as "The Sigma Wolf"
[Upon proceeding to the video, several colloquialisms will play in sequence.]
[It is recommended you have multiple tabs open to search up the slang as you go along.]
0:59
blessed be the sauce guy!
The new ability.
Instant naked. This ability is the very ability that could defeated the omega alpha rizzler.
I'm losing it
I've never felt so old. My blood Is powder, my sinews dust, my bones bleach on the banks of the Styx, my Soul and Mind long shattered and dispersed through Cosmos
This was delivered WAY better than any other similar skit Ive seen. its not even close. bussin/10
Magazine Extension :
Hollow Point
2:43
If you say so...
Is this how kids talk? We're so fucked. *Takes 999,999 Damage*
I know nothing about the game's lore, and so spent a hot minute trying to parse that... smorgasbord of words.
"Uhh, Eorzea's unity is a lie, they summon champions to fight in their stead while the common people rest complacent, the champions know this and are dripfed with wealth and power/aether(?). Only I am capable of leading humanity to their destined glory."
Is that right? My brain cells are steaming in agony 😢
Kinda, the “they” are referring to the beast tribes which are the more sentient non humanoid creatures that inhabit eorzea and they tend to summon primals (false gods) when they feel threaten. There are a lot of reasons why primals are bad, but it’s mainly that they both drain the land dry of aether and usually require sacrifices of either crystal or lives to sustain them, but from the perspective of beast tribe, there gods have come to save and protect them from humanoid races as the relationship between eorzeans and the beast tribes are extremely rocky at this point in the story. The bad guy in the video is for garlean general named gaius van baelsar who is spear heading the war on eorzea, why? Cause garleans view other nations like eorzeas as a land of savages and they want to unite the world under garlean rule for the betterment of man kind, from their perspective, hence the long monologue about why he feels it is just to claim this country as his under garlean rule.
@@FTW1230 thank you!
It made sense for the first like 3 sentences
My memory will make space. This speech, forever sealed in my brain.
I like how instead of revealing that their gods will destroy the land he just calls them mid
Lost it when the guy said let him cook. As if he wanted to hear where his monolog is going.
I just want to know how many outtakes this has, no way in hell someone can record this in one go without laughing their ass off 💀
rong rong remembered the password
and yet he was far too gone
The amount of brain rot in this.... is so skibiddi gyatt :")
I think I've watched this 5 times in the last 24 hrs, I don't know why I love it so much
As a millennial, I now understand when my parents told me they couldn't understand millennial slang....
Security doing the "let him cook" motion was something I didn't know I wanted to see until now.
GAYUS VAN BEARSAR AND HIS UNHOLY SPEECH ON CLAPPING EORZEA'S CHEEKS, GOOD LORD
never has my misunderstanding of humor ever felt more abundant. I did not understand a god damn word..
SUCH DEVESTATION! this was clearly Rong Rong's intent.
SUCH BRAINROT
Gaius said "COME" and they came
even the kupos
*This is Hell. And I fought real Demons in my life.* 😳
When the boss verbal abuse hits harder than his attacks 💀💀💀
This video basically compressed the whole Gen Z social media terms - trends & memes into one place ... mind F[___]y at best 🤣
JoCat and Rong Rong in a Gaius video!!!! i needed this in my life.
I can't tell if I hate that I understood every word of this or a little proud of myself for being able to
3:05 No! No the Kagurabachi pose! Eorzea is lost.
This is so accurate its scary. (Holy shit that was JoCat LMAO)
Love your art style and your videos always make me smile. But darn dude, I have no idea what he was talking about in that monolog. Lol
I saw that you uploaded and i was so excited. Heard Jocats voice and i screamed, and then the remaining 2 minutes and 30 seconds of this video made my nose start bleeding.
Written, Storyboarded, and Animated during a single MSQ Roulette.
Gaius van Brainrot
I love to see JoCat do things :) ~well done Rong Rong, love the colab!
the kagurabachi pose was the cherry on top
Glad to see JoCat was up for voice acting your work. Good to see them again. :)
YOU CANT JUST DROP THIS OUTTA NOWHERE
It's like a monster ambush!
Thanks for the wondeful voicework @JoCat !
I feel like I aged thirty years in just 3.20 minutes
You know.....maybe Bahamut was right to destroy the world after all