Gladiator II - Angry Movie Review

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @mattfisher6901
    @mattfisher6901 16 часов назад +458

    They actually did fill the Colosseum with water back in the day and have water battles. The sharks were Hollywoodized tho

    • @tylerdordon99
      @tylerdordon99 16 часов назад +109

      I wanted friggin sharks with friggin Lazer beams attached to their heads.

    • @jagtiger
      @jagtiger 15 часов назад +24

      Indeed it was called : Naumachie, but they were mostly done next of rivers, more convenient.

    • @Banished-rx4ol
      @Banished-rx4ol 15 часов назад +28

      @@jagtigerFor small arenas but for the main coliseum in rome they flooded that thing. Had little naval battles must have been a sight to see

    • @Ruimas28
      @Ruimas28 15 часов назад +17

      What likely confused them is that what they visit today in Italy is not how the thing was when it was first built.
      In its latest form, it was really impossible to flood. And they got that engineering part correct lol
      The problem is that it was not always like that. It used to have much less stuff underground and it was possible to flood the arena.
      As curiosity, by the time in which the movies supposedly happen, it was no longer possible to flood lol

    • @mag1631
      @mag1631 15 часов назад +4

      @@Banished-rx4ol I wouldn't call this a fact though. Nobody is still alive to confirm this. I have my doubts this theory that people treat as fact actually happened.

  • @brando3342
    @brando3342 16 часов назад +374

    Anyone who appreciated the meaning behind the line “are you not entertained!” From the first film, will recognize the irony in bloodlust being the only reason this sequel is “entertaining” for anyone.

    • @Tequila628
      @Tequila628 16 часов назад +23

      Great comment.

    • @seanbrazell7095
      @seanbrazell7095 16 часов назад +19

      Exactly so.
      That comment is better than the review.

    • @redt8311
      @redt8311 16 часов назад +2

      I was entertained by Gladiator 2, for me the final duel and speech of that movie justified everything. Nice too know Maximus’s unknowingly had a 2nd son who indeed did grow up, turn into a good fighter & (heavily implied) too became emperor of Rome. Gladiator 10/10. Gladiator two 7/10. The sequel is driven by overly realistic premise to make it happen but the payoff is worth it. I appreciate it for what it represents for the grand scheme of Maximus legacy knowing his bloodline didn’t die with him and his son became the good version of Commodes. Someone who had an automatic birthright or at least a vary strong claim to the throne but also had the right moral compass to be trusted with it as well.

    • @cyberius6
      @cyberius6 14 часов назад +2

      We're not getting movies like that any more, are we... it's sad how low has Hollywood dropped in quality over the years...

    • @ZexellXIII
      @ZexellXIII 13 часов назад

      I find this to be tantalizingly accurate...When I was in the theater: I saw this movie in XD from a Cinemark Theater...I wondered why I was so enraptured with the visuals and how bombastic it was...but when I stopped for a MOMENT to compare it to the original, I realized that it wasnt for the same reasons...

  • @AltFromTheLimbo
    @AltFromTheLimbo 12 часов назад +170

    I liked it when Pedro said "I'm Gladiator Too" and started gladiating all over the place

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 7 часов назад

      Hopefully the Mountain comes out and squashes his face again!

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 7 часов назад +3

      I hear Russell paid them not to be in this one...

    • @Talbonator2000
      @Talbonator2000 7 часов назад +11

      It's Gladiating Time!

  • @janusperseus5354
    @janusperseus5354 15 часов назад +133

    EXACTLY WHAT ALEX SAID! Ridley made some incredible movies BACK IN THE DAY, but he lost his touch years ago.

    • @Frellyouall
      @Frellyouall 14 часов назад +9

      He's only as good as his script. He's useless without a great script.

    • @ToejamandEarl1983
      @ToejamandEarl1983 14 часов назад +7

      The last duel was underappreciated

    • @michaelnorkus5592
      @michaelnorkus5592 14 часов назад +1

      After Tony died a part of Ridley did too

    • @husker4life109
      @husker4life109 13 часов назад +7

      The martian and all the money in the world were good

    • @mattfisher6901
      @mattfisher6901 13 часов назад

      @@ToejamandEarl1983 that’s what I’m sayin!

  • @fjuraa
    @fjuraa 16 часов назад +84

    water inside the colosseum was an actual thing, no sharks tho

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 7 часов назад +2

      What!? Do you mean to say they just made up Sharknado??? 🤯

    • @ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna
      @ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna 3 часа назад

      Naumachia. Only used as a convenient way to get rid of excess slaves though. Same as the venationes(beast hunts). Formal gladiators belonging to a specific class were far too expensive to pit against each other en masse. Gotta make those last.

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 16 часов назад +441

    Denzel Washington was playing his character Frank Lucas from American Gangster rather than someone from Ancient Rome.

    • @austin.....
      @austin..... 16 часов назад +37

      Okay but that’s one of his best roles in any film. I see your point but that’s not the worst thing I’ve heard about this movie.

    • @sweetamsterdam
      @sweetamsterdam 16 часов назад

      CGI Monkeys are realisitc compared to friggin SHARKS in the Colosseum!!

    • @dwex39
      @dwex39 16 часов назад +46

      he even walked like GTA thug npc

    • @THE_BEAR_JEW
      @THE_BEAR_JEW 15 часов назад +17

      @@austin.....still bad though. He didn’t even try.

    • @kh7688
      @kh7688 15 часов назад +7

      Denzel brought more camp to the role than Matt Lucas (he's as camp as it gets).

  • @brando3342
    @brando3342 16 часов назад +239

    CGI monkeys, bro… CGI friggin battle monkeys. Let that sink in.

    • @damngamgee3739
      @damngamgee3739 16 часов назад +31

      Real monkeys are unpredictable and dangerous

    • @laserpoint3741
      @laserpoint3741 16 часов назад +12

      so?

    • @proassassin8473
      @proassassin8473 16 часов назад +8

      They looked really good though

    • @stephenthedude4383
      @stephenthedude4383 16 часов назад

      Who the fuck would use real monkeys in a battle scene? You want stuntmen to die?

    • @ron_co7409
      @ron_co7409 16 часов назад

      Big fuckin deal

  • @jiankhan
    @jiankhan 16 часов назад +414

    There is no such things as Gladiator 1 and Gladiator 2.
    There is Gladiator, and then there is this turd.

    • @Travar1410
      @Travar1410 16 часов назад +7

      Lol exactly

    • @burningdeadman
      @burningdeadman 15 часов назад +5

      So glad im not going insane. This movie was so trashy in comparison.

    • @Autobotmatt428
      @Autobotmatt428 15 часов назад +4

      Well theres a third one in the works. And I am not joking

    • @jiankhan
      @jiankhan 15 часов назад +1

      @@Autobotmatt428 I tend to believe that...

    • @theprowler18
      @theprowler18 15 часов назад

      It was trash. But it was a delightfully funny bad watch for me. I truly was riveted at every wrong decision made here and there. And the final act does not make up for it. It is actually rushed, has no build up from the butchered nature of the edit, and feels unearned thanks to how bland and a charisma vacuum Paul Blanscal is.

  • @funkrobot9762
    @funkrobot9762 16 часов назад +204

    “Alex has his critic-brain on”
    Aren’t you guys reviewing a movie?

    • @Bentzel75
      @Bentzel75 16 часов назад +73

      Yes! We want honesty , not pandering to the audience. Alex being honest is good!

    • @NanzoGonzo
      @NanzoGonzo 15 часов назад +25

      Its funny because AJ is usually prattling on about being a "Critic" first.

    • @TickyYoshi
      @TickyYoshi 15 часов назад +26

      Alex is always telling it like he sees it with his review

    • @BigScheer
      @BigScheer 14 часов назад +10

      They have to say stuff like that or they will be bombarded by general audience brainlets. People can't handle criticism without it being as sugar-coated as possible.

    • @purpleprinc3
      @purpleprinc3 14 часов назад

      Yes, this was a conversation.

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 16 часов назад +71

    Shall we have things written in Latin or English?
    Ridley Scott: Yes

    • @jasonkolker
      @jasonkolker 5 часов назад

      Lmao! It made no sense

  • @Maxrepfitgm
    @Maxrepfitgm 16 часов назад +69

    Why all the tip toeing? Give your opinion and stand by it. I know you're not allowed to like what others don't like and dislike what others do, but f those people.

    • @DJ-rp9xy
      @DJ-rp9xy 14 часов назад +16

      They aren't tip toeing imo. It's complicated. The movies fun and entertaining, but has no substance. That's why they come off of two minds: the fan and the critic.

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 7 часов назад

      What a bottle of whiskey does to attention span smh

  • @MrVIIsevenVII
    @MrVIIsevenVII 15 часов назад +32

    Joe had to FIGHT for this cinematic experience, you can see that lol

  • @sohailanjum7
    @sohailanjum7 16 часов назад +98

    This was a disappointment for me. Yes the battles were good but when the story doesn't tie together I tune out... which I did here. 6/10.

    • @majestropov7847
      @majestropov7847 16 часов назад +5

      Except the horrible cgi with the animals

    • @xBonafidexProdigy
      @xBonafidexProdigy 16 часов назад

      lol that's still a pretty good rating fam

    • @novakrabby
      @novakrabby 15 часов назад

      @@sohailanjum7 i think it needed some additional editing
      The first movie told its plot in between its battles, but this sequel once the battles were done still had like 40 minutes of plot to cover, this movie thought it had to reach the gladiator battle right away, but the original movie took its time before its first arena fight

    • @sohailanjum7
      @sohailanjum7 11 часов назад

      @@xBonafidexProdigy Disappointing compared to the original. Had good production values, decent acting. I rarely give 5s and 4s unless its bad. Was still above average for me.

    • @LizardSpork
      @LizardSpork 4 часа назад

      You know it's a red flag when Hans Zimmer didn't come back to compose. At lot of the epic-ness of the first movie was due to the phenomenal score.

  • @DRod1517
    @DRod1517 15 часов назад +75

    "I was bored, bad script, the plot was bad, the actors rang hollow, their speeches really held everything back, i'm not motivated, no heart." But it's not a bad movie guys! 5 out of 10, not bad! Come on now guys, let's not slop up garbage just because Hollywood can't give us much.

    • @k--music
      @k--music 12 часов назад +13

      Giving something a 5/10 is not "slopping up garbage" lmao

    • @DRod1517
      @DRod1517 11 часов назад +9

      @k--music when you say 5/10 isn't bad with the quote above, it is.

    • @WolfSSSGaming
      @WolfSSSGaming 9 часов назад

      All worked up over a gladiator 2 review like a straight up neigh gegga

    • @LizardSpork
      @LizardSpork 4 часа назад +1

      @@DRod1517 There are far worse things than boredom. At least he didn't hate it with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. 😂
      But I think they were rating it as a brainless popcorn film not as the same level as a best picture contender.

    • @erikdeleon5871
      @erikdeleon5871 2 часа назад +1

      I think that comes from comparing Gladiator 1 to this movie. They said if you watched this as a stand alone it would be an entertaining watch. I agree with the sentiment. I was entertained by the action for the most part, but as “Gladiator 2”… it rang hollow for sure.

  • @Harry_S._
    @Harry_S._ 15 часов назад +46

    Why is there still no movie set in the Punic Wars between Rome and Carthage? You know, the wars that made Rome conquer land outside of Italy for the first time and where they came close to be erased from history 3 times? With all madness that happened in them like insane sea battles and land battles with elephants, storms that wiped out entire armies, and all these different well documented characters from Aemilianus (who returned to Carthage as a POW when being sent back Rome by the Carthaginians to ask them to make peace but instead told them to fight to the bitter end) to Hannibal Barcas and the legendary Scipio Africanus you could easily make a LotR quality trilogy and you dont even need a screenplay for that. Interstingly, there is one short segment in the newest Indiana Jones movie which is the only movie to show a part of the Punic wars, the Siege of Syracuse by the Romans, with the famous inventor Archimedes taking part in it. It was the most interesting part of that movie.

    • @donovan5656
      @donovan5656 14 часов назад +5

      Average people don’t know what that is, so Hollywood is afraid to make it.

    • @FrancT-
      @FrancT- 14 часов назад +8

      It's so strange that a random guy on the internet can come up with story ideas for films that are much more interesting and awesome than anything Hollywood does. Hollywood has the historical knowledge of a toddler lol.

    • @SylveonSimp
      @SylveonSimp 13 часов назад +5

      a movie about hannibal yes plz, but not by ridley scott😂

    • @davidjacobo5637
      @davidjacobo5637 12 часов назад

      Hollywood hates making historical movies, any movies they make are always repeats of other eras already done, so many interesting stories are glossed over.

    • @AFGsultanZ
      @AFGsultanZ 10 часов назад

      @@donovan5656Perhaps, but overall there are more people interested in learning history as well and also historical films are becoming more popular, so I’m sure they can try at least, especially since they’re making Hannibal movie, as well as Cleopatra, and Joan of Arc. We’ll see if they end up being good however.

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 16 часов назад +51

    They did actually fill the colosseum with water and do battles in it. They were called Naumachia.

    • @broodwarjc1517
      @broodwarjc1517 16 часов назад +7

      They did not have sharks though.

    • @OK-fi4yq
      @OK-fi4yq 14 часов назад

      @@broodwarjc1517 it's clearly meant to be a hypnotic take on alternate history though; everything is loosely based with a multitude of creative liberties taken

    • @broodwarjc1517
      @broodwarjc1517 9 часов назад

      @@OK-fi4yq Carrying a shark from the ocean into a land based arena in Ancient times is a crazy stretch.

    • @2000rayc
      @2000rayc 9 часов назад +1

      they did use alligators

    • @Cenot4ph
      @Cenot4ph 6 часов назад

      not the one in Rome, under the fight area are the rooms for the gladiators

  • @777LGF
    @777LGF 16 часов назад +94

    Is this all Hollywood is capable of these days? Flashy but hollow mimicry with no heart?

    • @mr.heisenberg0122
      @mr.heisenberg0122 16 часов назад +8

      Sadly, yes

    • @tylerdordon99
      @tylerdordon99 15 часов назад +4

      It's been like that for at least a decade now.

    • @travisbickle4360
      @travisbickle4360 12 часов назад +1

      Ridley Scott is perfect representation of current Hollywood

    • @blok--head7472
      @blok--head7472 12 часов назад +2

      Don't forget lecturing the audience with obnoxious messaging.

    • @martinqizeaq
      @martinqizeaq 11 часов назад

      Wait, now you know. Hollywood's original script is always bad. Even for well known Producers and writers. The majority of good Hollywood movies come from a book, novels, or adaptation of other genres like animation.

  • @Bentzel75
    @Bentzel75 16 часов назад +27

    Be honest guys. Tell us what you think. I don’t mind if you don’t like it. If it’s bad it’s bad. Enough with the turn your brain of you’ll like it. Most people watching you have brains that they like to use.

  • @addidaswguy
    @addidaswguy 16 часов назад +46

    Ugh, films have fallen SOO far that he sees this as good. If he watched the first movie right before this, and then watched this, he would NOT even consider this a 3/10. The first movie is a 10/10. Also Denzel is being himself, he didn't even do an accent, like dude you are acting in a PERIOD movie, can't do an accent?

    • @dahalofreeek
      @dahalofreeek 7 часов назад

      Do we even have a concept of what an ancient Roman speaking English would sound like? Italian accents didn't exist because Italian didn't exist.

    • @Cenot4ph
      @Cenot4ph 6 часов назад +2

      @@dahalofreeek in a period movie they could at least treat 1 accent as the region to make it consistent. Then again, Gladiator was also never made to be historically accurate. These movies are not like Rome tv series that has more historical accuracy

    • @raphk9599
      @raphk9599 5 часов назад

      Latin

    • @LizardSpork
      @LizardSpork 4 часа назад +2

      @@dahalofreeek You know which accent DEFINITELY did not exist back then? An American one. We're not asking every character to speak Latin, just avoid things that everyone know didn't exist and would otherwise break the immersion.

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 16 часов назад +67

    This movie is about as realistic and accurate as 300.
    Man eating baboons on steroids!
    A rhino being ridden on and being used to fight!
    Sharks in the colosseum!
    At least the first one was grounded in realism in terms of gladiatorial combat.

    • @Gamebent1
      @Gamebent1 16 часов назад +16

      Who the hell watched 300 expecting it to be realistic?

    • @randomanton
      @randomanton 16 часов назад +5

      @gamebent1 , did you bump your head?

    • @Gamebent1
      @Gamebent1 16 часов назад +11

      @@randomanton So you think something is wrong with my thinking in that I didn't expect 300 to be historically accurate? Perhaps it had something to do with the giant dude with blades for arms, or the eight foot tall Xerxes.
      I'm not the one who seems like they bumped their head.

    • @brahsive2187
      @brahsive2187 15 часов назад +3

      ​@Gamebent1 Right? Wasn't it based off of a graphic novel? Lol

    • @AndJusticeforAll567
      @AndJusticeforAll567 15 часов назад +1

      @@Gamebent1If people haven’t read the graphic novel, or knew it existed, I can see how someone would think it might be somewhat historically accurate going in?
      Honestly it follows history fairly decently apart from the obvious Hollywood inserted stuff. Persian and Xerxes appearances/ Ephialtes hunchback/ monsters/etc.
      Expecting realism though? On drugs.

  • @novakrabby
    @novakrabby 16 часов назад +24

    Pedro Pascal wasn't in the movie as much as it was advertised, I dont know if he was a later addition, budget constraints, etc but I think the movie would had a tighter plot if he wasnt there at all, there are chunks of the movie where he is forgotten at all

    • @yellowscarlightningscream8347
      @yellowscarlightningscream8347 16 часов назад +4

      Yes he was late addition and there are reports going around that Pedro Pascal was only hired to fulfill the mandatory DEI checks because Pedro is considered South American and non-white.

    • @Steven-tl8fs
      @Steven-tl8fs 4 часа назад

      You clearly didn't watch the movie lol

  • @neildeeley4177
    @neildeeley4177 16 часов назад +64

    Terrible movie. The main character had no charisma and screen presence. Why did he roll dirt in his hand in the arena!? Why would he do something a farmer would do and happened to do what his father he never knew did!?
    Him being the son of a man who obviously cheated, that same man whose entire story was revenge for his family he loved was anger inducing.
    Pedro pascal should have been the main character!
    The two armies at the end cheering him … why !?
    Awful CGI
    He has zero bond with his fellow gladiators and they follow him for no reason.
    The jailbreak made zero sense.
    It needed NO link to the first film at all.
    Ridley Scott AGAIN with memberries. Stop making films Ridley!!!

    • @fantasiazplatkami
      @fantasiazplatkami 16 часов назад +4

      Lucius was badly written, the actor could not help it.
      The gladiatiors following Lucius made no sense. He had not even revealed to them.who. he is.

    • @averagegamer8925
      @averagegamer8925 15 часов назад +4

      He literally said who he was right before the fight

    • @fantasiazplatkami
      @fantasiazplatkami 15 часов назад +1

      @@averagegamer8925 I saw he did before two armies in the end

    • @khal7702
      @khal7702 12 часов назад +1

      doesn't mean Maximus cheated, it could have been a relationship before his wife but yeah, it was bad

  • @istherenooneleft
    @istherenooneleft 15 часов назад +33

    Pedro Pascal acting was horrible…it had zero emotion…zero era awareness…I don’t know why people praise it

    • @arpitakodagu9854
      @arpitakodagu9854 12 часов назад +7

      Absolutely - plus that weird Spanish/Latin accent that he used took me straight out.

    • @BadHombre1
      @BadHombre1 10 часов назад

      ​@@arpitakodagu9854if anything his accent was the closest to what tomans sounded like than english speakers

    • @crescentmoon256
      @crescentmoon256 7 часов назад

      idiots exist everywhere

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 12 часов назад +8

    There are thousands of years of Roman culture and yet Hollywood is trying to convince us that this tired in-name-only sequel is the only part worth telling. The US film industry is collapsing and we're watching it in real time.

  • @spartacus1155
    @spartacus1155 16 часов назад +9

    No, actually, they really did flood an arena at one point for a gladiator event in real life.

  • @Adam053ify1
    @Adam053ify1 15 часов назад +17

    13:39 the colosseum was indeed filled with water and held naval battles. No sharks

    • @derekcunningham6032
      @derekcunningham6032 13 часов назад +5

      Glad you said it. I was getting annoyed at how certain he was.

    • @marmalar
      @marmalar 12 часов назад +3

      Yeah, it astounds me how confident Joe is with his ignorance. But, I have learned to just smile and nod rather than get angry.

    • @geesixnine
      @geesixnine 12 часов назад +1

      Yeah, they're dumb when it comes to actual history. But yeah, there weren't sharks

  • @karolinavaluskova946
    @karolinavaluskova946 15 часов назад +22

    Guys, please stop with the 'you're going to be mad'. We just want YOUR opinions and thoughts. For me, this movie was a miss and had me rolling my eyes with all the unnecessary CGI, overly pathetic script and plot that didn't make sense to me. And Denzel, oh my, please stop playing the Training day cop - it feels so inappropriate here. That scene with slitting the emperor's throat had me burst out laughing. Gladiator 2 has no soul, unfortunately.

  • @luc.espargita
    @luc.espargita 15 часов назад +9

    Ridley Scott and David Scarpa should not be a part of any movie ever again. They DESTROYED Napoleon and now they did the same to Gladiator.

  • @MasterJack2
    @MasterJack2 15 часов назад +7

    Denzel is 69yo and he manages a decent fight against the people's champion? Alright.

  • @keithfarrell4882
    @keithfarrell4882 11 часов назад +6

    Tarantino said Directors have a sell by date....Scott has passed his....This movie is a weak copy of the original.

  • @95cgjm
    @95cgjm 16 часов назад +56

    They actually did fill the colosseum with water

    • @MrColebiz1
      @MrColebiz1 15 часов назад +13

      100 percent but sharks......haha

    • @kh7688
      @kh7688 15 часов назад +10

      Who cares? They never had CGI sharks that look worse than the one from Jaws...from 50 years ago.

    • @MrColebiz1
      @MrColebiz1 15 часов назад +3

      @@kh7688 hahaha thats pretty bad when you think about it. Love jaws but yeah that shark looks bad when revisting. So for these sharks to look worst is hilariously bad.

    • @241clearance5
      @241clearance5 15 часов назад +2

      Crocodiles or Alligators is what they used, knowing how Sharks shark made this laughable.

  • @XOJeanne
    @XOJeanne 16 часов назад +48

    I gave it a 4 on your scale. Sharks in the coliseum, bad CGI monkeys, story, dialogues, “twist”, editing - I was face palming throughout. Pedro Pascal and Denzel - hot as usual

    • @trapez77
      @trapez77 15 часов назад +10

      They were the worst part of the movie

    • @royvalstar
      @royvalstar 5 часов назад +2

      They put pedro pascal in a lot of movies but i dont think he fits in a lot of them. In my opinion he doesnt fit the role in this movie. And denzel. Same. Great actor but he doesnt fit this role.

  • @agentsmith2378
    @agentsmith2378 10 часов назад +6

    This is fkin stupid the dream Maximus died for was not realised this is as pointless as a movie can get,the old man has lost it and should be stopped.

  • @madisattybayev249
    @madisattybayev249 16 часов назад +9

    My Gladiata! - Denzel Washington

  • @stillhammered3060
    @stillhammered3060 16 часов назад +12

    Other Joe is going to be missing all that Columbian snow candy, lol.

  • @CaptFalcone
    @CaptFalcone 12 часов назад +3

    Good review, but I really enjoyed Alex in this one. He did his usual critiques, but then still argued for having a higher score than OJ and AJ gave it and still recommended going to see it.

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 15 часов назад +5

    Ridley's films suffer from him rushing his projects, best example is Prometheus, it had EVERYTHING to be it's own thing yet as great as Alien, and he half ass'd EVERY segment.

  • @MrColebiz1
    @MrColebiz1 15 часов назад +8

    Joe getting so defensive over other Joe and Alex's opinion of this movie. They're supposed to be movie critics. It should be ok if someone doesnt feel the same way about a movie as you.

  • @matthewdeancole
    @matthewdeancole 14 часов назад +7

    The mediocreness of this film will echo in eternity.

  • @kylebatteson9572
    @kylebatteson9572 7 часов назад +1

    The guy who played Lucius in the first gladiator is still alive and an actor. I'm sure he could have reprised his role and did a better job than the the random guy they got for this.

  • @r335
    @r335 12 часов назад +4

    The lead guy looks like a gym bro

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 15 часов назад +4

    And Ridley dared to lie, this was his best film ?! Bro. 😂

  • @AdrianUzumakii
    @AdrianUzumakii 16 часов назад +73

    Nah men it sucked no reason to watch it over first one

    • @Devypocalypse
      @Devypocalypse 16 часов назад +19

      No one is saying to watch it "over" the first one. What are you, ten years old?

    • @TitaniumGrillz
      @TitaniumGrillz 16 часов назад

      You sound dumb af. Why would you watch this one over the first one when it's a sequel. They are supposed to go in hand in hand.

    • @AdrianUzumakii
      @AdrianUzumakii 16 часов назад +14

      I rewatch the first one every few years but I won't rewatch this one ever again thats what I mean

    • @xBonafidexProdigy
      @xBonafidexProdigy 16 часов назад

      @@AdrianUzumakii who gives a damn what you rewatch? It can be not as good but still be a worthwhile movie? tf is up with you

    • @Devypocalypse
      @Devypocalypse 15 часов назад +3

      @@AdrianUzumakii fair dos man, tbh I have no inclination to watch this one. The first one is probably in my top ten films ever, so the incentive to watch the new one isn't there. Not that it could ever sully the first, I can separate them, as I have done with other sequels to films (looking at you Star Wars). But I understand more now what you mean 🤝🏻

  • @PhuturehVideos
    @PhuturehVideos Час назад +2

    People afraid to criticise denzel but he was definitely over the top in this role.

  • @MrThunda51
    @MrThunda51 16 часов назад +13

    Been waiting for this review.
    I saw it and while the original is a 12/10 for me (fav movie of all time), the sequel is a 7/10 imo. Good movie, but nothing close to the first. I did like Denzel's character he was the best part.

    • @AFGsultanZ
      @AFGsultanZ 16 часов назад +6

      Yeah honestly it’s a solid 7-8/10 at best. It’s not by any means near the first movie at all, but it’s a fun good film at least and that’s okay.

    • @dustindubbo2892
      @dustindubbo2892 16 часов назад +3

      That’s what I feel; compared to the first movie it’s quite the disappointment. But in its own it’s perfectly acceptable as a B rated movie.

    • @orbajo
      @orbajo 15 часов назад +2

      @@dustindubbo2892 The original is my favorite movie of all time, but I, unlike so many have and will, did not go to it to compare it to the first. If you do that, it will lose every time. But as it's own thing, I think it's perfectly fine. I was satisfied, overall.

    • @trapez77
      @trapez77 15 часов назад

      Denzel was the worst part. Totally took me out of the movie

    • @Harry_S._
      @Harry_S._ 13 часов назад

      @@MrThunda51 Exactly my opinion

  • @rmanuel78
    @rmanuel78 16 часов назад +15

    No. Just no. No story, poor acting and wost writing since Lord fo the rings the rings of power.

    • @sillygoose4263
      @sillygoose4263 11 часов назад

      That dog ahh show isn't lotr 😹😹atleast not in my head lol

  • @95cgjm
    @95cgjm 16 часов назад +7

    Shit was so horrible I was so sad

  • @Anykindofarmor
    @Anykindofarmor 14 часов назад +3

    So original script was Russel Crowe becoming the God Emperor of Mankind

  • @brockly4443
    @brockly4443 13 часов назад +18

    Joe spends all day at the movies and then talking about the movie then takes the weekend off and wonders why he gets no game reviews done… I’m sure we will hear in the next news clip how he just needs more time guys and he’s very sorry he hasn’t gotten around to anything. I wish he would just come out and say he doesn’t want to do the work any more and just wants to watch TV and talk to his friends instead of making excuses all the time.

    • @battalk5126
      @battalk5126 12 часов назад

      It’s why he got fat too

    • @sillygoose4263
      @sillygoose4263 11 часов назад +4

      Pov a whiny ahh cringe grown man baby typed a essay

    • @brockly4443
      @brockly4443 10 часов назад +3

      @@sillygoose4263 kekw I know writing is hard for you but some of us are a little more capable 💀

  • @MajCyric
    @MajCyric 14 часов назад +1

    @13:40 They did stage naval fights in the Colosseum.. Those events were called The Naumachia... They would divert water from the aqueduct to fill the arena space which took about 4 hours to fill..
    Emperor Titus was the first one to hold a Naumachia in the new Colosseum, reenacting the battle between Athens and Syracuse, the ships were modified with flat bottoms to accommodate for the shallow water in the arena...

  • @mr.heisenberg0122
    @mr.heisenberg0122 16 часов назад +12

    5/10? Joe, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

  • @xjustinian995x6
    @xjustinian995x6 9 часов назад +4

    1:19 OJ a passport bro 🙏😂

  • @ecod7r
    @ecod7r 16 часов назад +13

    We are not entertained

  • @HappyDude1
    @HappyDude1 Час назад +1

    I had a feeling the movie was going to be like this
    And i think pedro's acting is always very wooden in everything

  • @241clearance5
    @241clearance5 15 часов назад +4

    Was it OJ or Alex who got AJ in the eye for this😂

  • @ericstromblad3924
    @ericstromblad3924 7 часов назад +2

    Bull sharks can live in fresh and salt water

  • @johnshepard8556
    @johnshepard8556 12 часов назад +2

    The fact they didn't get hanz zimmer back for the music for me was the biggest turn off and the music from hgw was crap but i guess hanz did not want to return because he new the story was weak ad did not have the emotional heart of the original

  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 15 часов назад +2

    It's a real shame Ridley Scott is focussing on a lot of bad sequel ideas. His last great movie was The Last Duel in my opinion.

  • @husker4life109
    @husker4life109 13 часов назад +4

    The martian is ridleys best movie in the past 10 years

  • @blok--head7472
    @blok--head7472 12 часов назад +2

    Cant wait for Hollywood to make Of Mice and Men 2.
    Lenny comes back from the dead to pet the rabbits, and George becomes a rodeo clown.

  • @Nick-fc4wu
    @Nick-fc4wu 15 часов назад +8

    Is it just me or does Joe get salty everytime Alex disagrees with him and tells the truth? I always go with what Alex says because he seems unbiased in his reviews

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 13 часов назад +7

      because aj is the average joe representation (sometimes he's ace joe, sometimes he's abysmal joe) while alex is the apex critic representation. oj is the lulzy but sometimes also serious wildcard otherworldly joe

    • @garrus6000
      @garrus6000 9 часов назад

      Just a buddy still trying to agree but disagree. Nothing wrong with that.

    • @jakejenner8222
      @jakejenner8222 Час назад

      @@kukuhimanputraraharja8084this is the best characterisation of these guys ever said. Wish more people got this 😂

  • @KonaSuba
    @KonaSuba 16 часов назад +3

    21:30 No, I dont think anyone will be mad

    • @mrgemini82235
      @mrgemini82235 7 часов назад

      I'm mad it took angry joe that long to admit he was describing a 5 out of 10 movie the whole time, lol

  • @Kickmydogfool
    @Kickmydogfool 9 часов назад +3

    Cope. Just call it the trash cash grab that it was

  • @OK-fi4yq
    @OK-fi4yq 16 часов назад +16

    Was the hardest 6.5 of all time. Denzel was predictable incredible, however.

    • @Jonas-p4x9h
      @Jonas-p4x9h 5 часов назад +1

      I agree with the rating but Denzel was predictably un-incredible. Absolutely zero range, couldn't even muster together a different accent. I've seen him play this character in probably seven other of his movies. How is that incredible?

    • @OK-fi4yq
      @OK-fi4yq 2 часа назад

      @@Jonas-p4x9h load of waffle

  • @LabreezyFam
    @LabreezyFam 10 часов назад +3

    Action scenes were cool. Story execution was beyond awful.

  • @tevward92
    @tevward92 14 часов назад +3

    You will never top " My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius"

    • @alltheflavors9673
      @alltheflavors9673 7 часов назад

      its a vile copy of My name is Inigo Montoya, from the princess bride.

  • @Autobotmatt428
    @Autobotmatt428 15 часов назад +4

    I was bored in that last 30 min till that final fight. Yeah this was not great. 5/10

  • @thesixth2330
    @thesixth2330 7 часов назад +2

    It pains me deeply to say this but, this movie was trash! They stole all the story beats from the first movie, the dialogue was garbage, Pedro character was the worst performance I have ever seen. . They tried to make a movie on remember berries. Denzel was playing Denzel the entire time. Why did he kill the mother? What was the reason. Commodus in the first one had depth and nuance, these brother emperors were cartoon bad guys. Ridley Scott is done... His last 4 movies have been 5 out of 10's, at that being kind.

  • @coolmatt3906
    @coolmatt3906 16 часов назад +3

    This is one of those reviews I probably enjoyed watching more than I would enjoy the movie.

  • @lupinsensei7456
    @lupinsensei7456 14 часов назад +2

    they actually did fill the Colosseum with water...

  • @FloppyFred
    @FloppyFred 16 часов назад +4

    It was really underwhelming to be sure.
    I expected way more.
    And yes, i was not entertained really.

  • @vvhoamark
    @vvhoamark 16 часов назад +2

    AJ you should implement skits into these movie reviews the same way you do for Angry Game Reviews, no need for costumes just green screen, you did it in your old Godzilla 2014 movie review and some other ones, I think these would blow up way more if you added some of that

    • @ihateallthethings2683
      @ihateallthethings2683 13 часов назад

      Nah I like that these are its own thing. I would be pissed if he did that.

  • @nicolasmckay9474
    @nicolasmckay9474 16 часов назад +18

    You shouldn't be using real animals when we can do CGI nowadays. Like 90% of the time the conditions for the animal are terrible

    • @randomanton
      @randomanton 16 часов назад +2

      Fine then don't do CGI in general cause it takes you out of the film

    • @sebraven
      @sebraven 16 часов назад +7

      All the jurassic park movies used cgi as well as animatronics , were you taken out of those movies as well ??

    • @Maxrepfitgm
      @Maxrepfitgm 16 часов назад +5

      ​@@randomantonit takes YOU out of the movie. You don't speak for everyone.

    • @austin.....
      @austin..... 16 часов назад +7

      @@randomanton bro thinks the only CGI in a movie are for living creatures. Wait till you see how much CGI is used in your favorite films. Like in just the environments alone, or to enhance a live set. Was your immersion ruined when you saw LOTR too?

    • @jetla22
      @jetla22 16 часов назад +2

      ​@@sebravenmodern cgi is mostly terrible. And they too lazy too use animatronics

  • @alexgarcia2959
    @alexgarcia2959 16 часов назад +2

    71 % for critics and audience 84% from rotten tomatoe , 7/10 on IMDb

    • @alltheflavors9673
      @alltheflavors9673 8 часов назад +1

      the reviews where bought by ridley himself they are all fake to boost box office.

  • @Siegbert85
    @Siegbert85 15 часов назад +3

    His "father" Maximus? Huh?

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 15 часов назад +2

    Ridley's actor's direction really shows when he's on auto-mode. He let's people do their thing, that's why you get Denzel doing Denzel instead of the character he's playing.

    • @karannegi7199
      @karannegi7199 9 часов назад +2

      Which is baffling considering these movies cost 250-300 million dollars and are supposed to have a degree of professional polish and authenticity. Yet fanboys always make the excuse "just turn your brain off and enjoy".

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 8 часов назад +1

      @@karannegi7199 In a way it makes sense, any filmmaker will tell you, making big movies makes you lazy, cause there's 2 people for EVERYTHING you need. That's why they cost as much as they do. Especially Pedro and Denzel. Making small movies is where it's at, a good crew with their heart in it and using their brain can make a small movie look like the big one, and a bad crew makes a big movie look "small".
      You got fan boys, and you got the general audiences, they don't know what they're watching, I can't blame them really. What's the general IQ world wide? 80-ish realistically?

    • @alltheflavors9673
      @alltheflavors9673 7 часов назад

      @@4Everlast romulus made money so they are relying on inadvertent people falling for the brand bait and switch.

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast Час назад

      @@alltheflavors9673 Getting 350 mil. out of a 100+ invested ain't really a success. The script was piss-poor, the stuffing of a dead man in the roll of the android was not only done poorly but in poor taste, the characters make more of the same dumb decisions(well the script writer does) the director of it is know for polishing other people's shit, as he did this time. It's a homage to Ridley, but... It's an excuse to rehash the same shit we've seen already in better Alien movies. It's paced TERRIBLY especially the 3rd act. The xeno's make moronic and nonsensical decisions(the script, again) the speed of it's growth is getting more ridiculous as movies go on for NO fkn reason, again, the music is stocky AF, the main character is what, a fkn child? The Intro's rushed with no actual reason. What's left is Ok. It's almost on a Pray(Predator) level of "quality", meaning a hair strand better, but not much more.

  • @jeffn4836
    @jeffn4836 14 часов назад +6

    The Martian was the last great movie Ridley Scott made.

    • @AndrewKeyz
      @AndrewKeyz 14 часов назад

      Agree. It’s like he doesn’t even realise what made that movie tick. The guy has to overcome so many things. Heart wrenching. In gladiator 2 the hero is fully developed from the get go without any resistance. Unbelievably bland. Absolutely ridiculous.

    • @anonymousgirl4605
      @anonymousgirl4605 10 часов назад

      Agreed.

    • @alltheflavors9673
      @alltheflavors9673 8 часов назад

      not great, mid, just didn't suck so much.

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 7 часов назад

      Tard take

  • @karannegi7199
    @karannegi7199 9 часов назад +1

    From Jay-Z rap song in the trailers to CGI sharks and Denzel with a New York accent in ancient Rome.... i think maybe its time Ridley Scott retires.

  • @rt-irish2430
    @rt-irish2430 16 часов назад +3

    They DID fill the coliseum with water and re enact battles such as those from the Punic wars with Carthage.

  • @jeffmcarthur5617
    @jeffmcarthur5617 Час назад

    I can actually explain about the naval battle reenactments, which were a real thing. They were NOT in the coliseum. Like Joe says, there wasn't room, and the bottoms were hollow, and there was wood flooring which would warp. It was also very difficult to pump water into there. HOWEVER, they WERE able to do that at the Circus Maximus. It was large enough, and it was placed near the river... specifically so they could do this. There was a whole system to pour water into the Circus Maximus area, and they could bring boats in at the same time. Then they would have these battle reenactments. You can see the old grounds still in Italy, but they don't look so dramatic. The marble was was stripped to build Christian monuments. In fact, the same was done to the coliseum; the difference is that the coliseum was also built of stone, which is why so much of it still exists. But the Circus Maximus was nearly all marble and other things that were used in these other structures.

  • @DragonHeart613
    @DragonHeart613 16 часов назад +3

    Been looking forward to seeing the boys reunite in time to review Gladiator 2. The sequel obviously is not as great as the original classic starring Russell Crowe but Gladiator 2 is still a thrilling & fun epic adventure film with cool fight & battle scenes, a solid sequel to an all-time masterpiece. I just wish they hadn't recast Lucius.
    FUN FACT: Lucius being revealed as Maximus & Lucilla's son was made canon long before Gladiator 2 was even in development, in the pages of the official Gladiator movie novelization book that was released in bookstores when Gladiator 1 originally released in theaters.
    11:07 = Whoa stop right there Alex, leave The Last Duel alone. That was a fantastic movie. You guys gave The Last Duel a solid review. Yes it didn't do well in theaters but that doesn't mean it was a bad movie which it wasn't.
    13:18 = Actually yes Joe. The Romans in real-life did in fact occasionally fill The Colossieum with water to pit gladiators against each other in mock naval battles.

    • @TekniQx
      @TekniQx 16 часов назад

      That reunification in Elysium is gonna be awkward... "Hey son, meet your older brother, Lucius."

  • @Filip_Agrippa
    @Filip_Agrippa 16 часов назад +2

    I was very much entertained in the cinema. It was fun. Would I have that much fun if I watched it on TV? Eh, maybe? Would I watch it again? Probably not.

  • @audinionkundesu
    @audinionkundesu 12 часов назад +5

    I actually loved this movie. My only gripe is that they link it with the first one too much. Were the main character not related to Maximus but instead more of a spiritual successor to Maximus the movie would be infinitely better.

    • @kylemenos
      @kylemenos 9 часов назад

      Don't worry it's reviewers that have ruined the concept of fair ratings and just 10/10 everything that is average. So this makes normal people think a 7 is a fair rating for the same average content. A 7 is way too much. That's a bloody good movie you'd watch multiple times. A 10 is something you will talk about for your entire life, breaks cross demographics and defines a genre. Pulp Fiction, Elvis Presley, The Beatles you know absolute class is not the norm but you'd think it is with modern writers posting reviews they are paid to by the company promoting their movies.

  • @kevinbhimdass9585
    @kevinbhimdass9585 Час назад +1

    denzel scenes were 🔥

  • @bronco12127
    @bronco12127 12 часов назад +4

    Sorry to say, Gladiator 2 7/10, Wicked 8/10. Gladiator 1 100/10

  • @nicollokhumalo2826
    @nicollokhumalo2826 6 часов назад +1

    The first gladiator film was 'complete' imo. I don't think I'll be watching this one.

  • @thirtysilver33
    @thirtysilver33 16 часов назад +6

    Anyone wondering what happened to A.J.'s eye; I did that.

  • @jamesoglover
    @jamesoglover 7 часов назад +1

    I said "Ouch" 2.2 seconds before Joe.
    "Every Ridley film since x is dogshit..." Okay.

    • @jamesoglover
      @jamesoglover 7 часов назад +1

      Also, mad love for Joe's statement that history will not be kind to this film. It was the same with Tron 2: the soundtrack was phenomenal and the visuals were tops. The story, however ...

  • @Chasm9
    @Chasm9 16 часов назад +9

    can someone explain why is there a black person in position of huge power in Ancient Rome, 2000 years ago? I'm not racist, please understand, but this sticks out as sore thumb from that trailer...if someone can explain I'd be grateful...what position does he represent?
    Edit: I just googled it.
    "I started heading down that hole, but I’ve done enough biopics, and I’m sure people are already saying, 'Macrinus wasn’t Black!' They’ll say, 'Well, there were no Black people in Rome.' Oh, really? Well, how did they get so dark-skinned? You know, somebody rolled through there. Go call up Hannibal. Maybe he did," he said.
    The color of Washington's character wasn't the only debate in the build-up to the Gladiator sequel. Washington also courted controversy for using his natural accent rather than a North African one to reflect Macrinus' background. Washington defended the decision, suggesting he didn't want to offend anyone from the region by talking in a disingenuous North African accent."
    I don't even know what to say... 🤦‍♂

    • @xBonafidexProdigy
      @xBonafidexProdigy 16 часов назад

      Who gives a shit, he's a good actor

    • @Chasm9
      @Chasm9 15 часов назад +3

      ​@@xBonafidexProdigy no question about that, I also like his acting... but that's basically like putting an Eskimo in a historical fiction drama/film about headhunters of the Amazon. It just doesn't fit the time and culture around that time.

    • @hart3113
      @hart3113 14 часов назад +1

      Rome was majority Roman/Italian peninsula people but it was Multi ethnic, not multi cultural. Romans would defeat people and take them as slaves and give them opportunity to earn freedom and become a Roman or they'd let them join the Army. Many times there was Germans and North Africans in powerful positions. Denzels character was a slave under marcus Aurelius that earned his freedom and had opportunity to gain power.

    • @SylveonSimp
      @SylveonSimp 13 часов назад

      look at the portrait of the two emperors, how can you expect historical accuracy

  • @Maximusbyronus
    @Maximusbyronus 9 часов назад +2

    Gladiator II The Director's Cut (where there is added gore, extra fights, 45 extra minutes, and a unicorn dream) is going to be amazing.

  • @TheProphegy
    @TheProphegy 15 часов назад +4

    Lmao. Yall ever notice anytime some one starts dogging a movie Joe looks at his computer screen almost like he’s not listening? I’ve noticed it in a lot of their reviews, especially with Alex.

    • @stormveil
      @stormveil 15 часов назад

      He has notes about points in wants to reference next.

    • @TheProphegy
      @TheProphegy 14 часов назад

      @ but it always happens to be when one of the others(mostly Alex), is speaking negative? And then he always says a remark like this one for Alex to turn his critic brain off. lol.

  • @mercenaryknight5419
    @mercenaryknight5419 11 часов назад +1

    A Director's Cut is very likely going to happen. Ridley just admitted it.
    Given the 2000 original had one which improved it even more, I look forward to what this one does.

  • @ATLUTDFan
    @ATLUTDFan 16 часов назад +8

    Are you not entertained

    • @Mojaveknight17
      @Mojaveknight17 16 часов назад +2

      Legendary comment ❤

    • @DmT922ha
      @DmT922ha 16 часов назад +4

      Not really no

    • @seanbrazell7095
      @seanbrazell7095 16 часов назад +2

      I totally didn't expect ANYONE to make that comment. 👏

  • @Tjomnij
    @Tjomnij 16 часов назад +9

    Total crap and ripoff of original movie, 3/10

  • @abdalrahmanaiham1434
    @abdalrahmanaiham1434 16 часов назад +2

    If the only good part of the movie was the battles, then the movie is bad, not average ...

  • @timv3860
    @timv3860 16 часов назад +3

    the colosseum was indeed filled with water to re-enact naval battles!

    • @sebraven
      @sebraven 16 часов назад

      That happened in the early stages of the colloseum as later on there were trap doors underneath which would have flooded

  • @benjaminlincoln5609
    @benjaminlincoln5609 Час назад

    They rarely filled it with water in the early days of the Colosseum but they eventually added an underground pulley and elevator system that prevented them from filling it with water afterwards.

  • @Bluestar1079
    @Bluestar1079 16 часов назад +3

    I don't care what anyone says. No woke messages. No gender swaps. No time traveling multiverses. No sky beam final fight. Just some good old fashioned sweaty, bearded men fighting. I've missed that so much.

    • @mr.e301
      @mr.e301 16 часов назад +3

      if you like watching "sweaty bearded men fighting" then you'll love the UFC

    • @Bluestar1079
      @Bluestar1079 16 часов назад

      @mr.e301 maybe I should have added; with Hollywood choreography and epic music. Where no one actually gets hurt

    • @mr.e301
      @mr.e301 16 часов назад +7

      @@Bluestar1079 maybe I should've added that I was being sarcastic

    • @Bluestar1079
      @Bluestar1079 16 часов назад

      @@mr.e301 I decided to be just like everyone else and take sarcastic statements completely serious.

  • @robertodeluca8648
    @robertodeluca8648 2 часа назад

    As an Italian, using ancient Rome to pander to modern America felt almost insulting sometimes (Like the Maximus epitome written in fricking ENGLISH, a language that would be invented in a different age). As an Historian I did found it pretty funny though. Crazy to say the naval battle in the colosseum was the most plausible moments… the sharks. Roman DID raise sharks for eating them (that’s how rad they were), but in the watered arena they would have inserted crocodiles or hyppos more probably.

  • @Infinite_Guide04
    @Infinite_Guide04 16 часов назад +4

    Hello Joe