Kraven the Hunter - WORSE THAN MADAME WEB?! - Angry Movie Review

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @py16667
    @py16667 Месяц назад +1433

    Dan Murrell put it perfectly, “Spider-Man’s greatest victory against Kraven is not being included in his film” “The fact that Avi Arad produced this & Borderlands in the same year should yield criminal charges”

    • @peterversionone
      @peterversionone Месяц назад +62

      If a movie does bad, people in charge should be fined and pay the studio if it fails

    • @rogermazuca4582
      @rogermazuca4582 Месяц назад +30

      Isn't it usually the studios fault when a movie does bad. After all, they're the ones that sign off on it or want it done their way 😢

    • @markadams5823
      @markadams5823 Месяц назад

      Hahahhhahahahha

    • @JahlisMan
      @JahlisMan Месяц назад +12

      they'll just say, "it failed 'cause it was rated R."

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine Месяц назад

      ​@JahlisMan well at least they won't cry woke

  • @LostInTheWorldLITW
    @LostInTheWorldLITW Месяц назад +491

    can always tell how bad a movie really is when you look at how depressed alex looks at the beginning as he relives the movie in his head.

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Месяц назад +18

      The horror the horror..

    • @firefly56embers33
      @firefly56embers33 Месяц назад +24

      I think he's having ptsd my god

    • @fernandosepulveda7297
      @fernandosepulveda7297 Месяц назад +23

      But he always looks like his mom just died.

    • @SJK-ROW-K
      @SJK-ROW-K Месяц назад +9

      Also when Joe places his hands behind his head you know what's coming from his mouth ;)

    • @mikey_vengenz
      @mikey_vengenz Месяц назад +10

      To be fair, Alex hates most things lol

  • @Hugh_Jannis
    @Hugh_Jannis Месяц назад +652

    Social Services needs to step in and take away Sony's superhero rights. This is just straight up abuse.

    • @eon5323
      @eon5323 Месяц назад +19

      I'll take a thousand crappy superhero movies for the Monkeys Paw to give us a banger Spiderverse 3

    • @danielcastaneda4975
      @danielcastaneda4975 Месяц назад +9

      Disney is better ? The past Disney movies are worst than madame web

    • @erwinescudero1813
      @erwinescudero1813 Месяц назад +5

      You're wilding, marvel movies are bad but Sony's are bad bad

    • @williamspears1627
      @williamspears1627 Месяц назад

      @@erwinescudero1813 Sony Marvel movies are so bad that they're good.
      "It's Morbin' Time!"
      "I'm craven' Kraven!"
      I could go on lol

    • @MKTheGreat
      @MKTheGreat Месяц назад

      ​@@danielcastaneda4975ok, calm down. Lol. See a doctor

  • @thebradman4662
    @thebradman4662 Месяц назад +1391

    The three Venom films, Morbius, Madame Web, and Kraven the Hunter.
    Sony’s Sinister Six.
    EDIT: Hot damn, thanks for the 👍🏼😁

    • @cococamo191
      @cococamo191 Месяц назад +27

      Kraven is the only one who's actually a sinister six member.

    • @thebradman4662
      @thebradman4662 Месяц назад +47

      Six FILMS.

    • @eternalfailure4081
      @eternalfailure4081 Месяц назад +2

      Zing!

    • @connor_phillipz5689
      @connor_phillipz5689 Месяц назад +56

      The first Venom movie was good. I still stand by that.

    • @samk6141
      @samk6141 Месяц назад +25

      Definitely a sinister bunch lol, tho Sony doesn’t understand we want them to fight spiderman, not our brain cells 😂

  • @nathanielhoban5235
    @nathanielhoban5235 Месяц назад +383

    lol 52:37 the review doesn’t finish I want to see an extended review of this now

    • @anthonyness5360
      @anthonyness5360 Месяц назад +15

      I was about to say that!😂❤

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 Месяц назад +54

      maybe ajs got hunted by kraven mid review

    • @MasterJack2
      @MasterJack2 Месяц назад +58

      movie so bad even the editor went home mid-job

    • @241clearance5
      @241clearance5 Месяц назад +16

      It did abruptly just end, like wait no finishing riffing!

    • @Glitcher2000
      @Glitcher2000 Месяц назад +28

      Sony issued a copyright strike right at the end.

  • @nightking0130
    @nightking0130 Месяц назад +243

    “My grandmother died and I never saw her again” who was writing this dialogue😂

    • @SJK-ROW-K
      @SJK-ROW-K Месяц назад +29

      "My grandmother died and I never saw her again... and somehow my grandmother returned" dire-logue

    • @jesustyronechrist2330
      @jesustyronechrist2330 Месяц назад +9

      "I died... but lived!"

    • @Philosophical24
      @Philosophical24 Месяц назад +20

      Movie was so goofy I was waiting for the grandma to return and fight Rhino 😂

    • @BrianGraham-cc9ic
      @BrianGraham-cc9ic 29 дней назад

      😂😂

    • @Airjet2582
      @Airjet2582 29 дней назад

      Avi Arad

  • @RaDicAL808
    @RaDicAL808 Месяц назад +671

    I’ve been “Kraven” for Angry Joe Show to review this film.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 Месяц назад +18

      I personally turned Kravinoff

    • @tmxo01
      @tmxo01 Месяц назад +10

      🥁🥁🥁

    • @Captain_Mcdobber
      @Captain_Mcdobber Месяц назад +1

      This comment is worthy 😅

    • @mfconstructor
      @mfconstructor Месяц назад +1

      You win the internet

    • @Deadshot4396
      @Deadshot4396 Месяц назад +6

      Please leave the room

  • @PhillyPhillyLetsDoIt
    @PhillyPhillyLetsDoIt Месяц назад +179

    Anytime Sony releases a comic movie I get more excited for the angry review than the movie. Sad that’s coming to an end now

    • @Drasnier
      @Drasnier Месяц назад +5

      Me too! And I see myself coming back and rewatching these reviews in a few years for the fuzzy nostalgia hit I won't get anywhere else 😂 Crazy world we live in

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 Месяц назад +1

      Hopefully they get back into the right hands at marvel cause sony doesnt know wtf there doing

  • @BGRANT777X
    @BGRANT777X Месяц назад +171

    Its crazy that nobody at Sony has considered making a good movie at this point

    • @calvinwilson3617
      @calvinwilson3617 Месяц назад +10

      At this point, I wonder if they're pulling a "The Producers" and tanking them on purpose 🤔

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Месяц назад +4

      After Venom (the first one), I'm starting to think they are doing this on purpose. You can't keep releasing trash after trash and expect better results!! They got lucky with Ghostbusters: Afterlife, but everything else feels like they are purposely trying to bankrupt their company.

    • @-castradomis-1773
      @-castradomis-1773 Месяц назад +14

      They’re just shitting these movies out so they can retain the rights .

    • @JustSomeDinosaurPerson
      @JustSomeDinosaurPerson Месяц назад +4

      @@-castradomis-1773 Pretty much this. It is more about retaining the rights to the license for negotiating purposes, leverage and revenue through ulterior means. Sony sees this as "why bother when Marvel is doing all the hard work advertising these characters for us?"

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 29 дней назад

      I thought Spiderverse was the second coming of Jesus tho, did the internet lie to me ?

  • @bayushiteishiru6291
    @bayushiteishiru6291 Месяц назад +100

    Joe, the review cuts off abruptly at 52:37.

    • @blockeduseristaken3706
      @blockeduseristaken3706 Месяц назад +2

      Sounds about 50mins too long if you ask me.

    • @fresh_knacker6226
      @fresh_knacker6226 Месяц назад +1

      seems perfect to me ^^

    • @gruvee9334
      @gruvee9334 28 дней назад +7

      This is the second time for me that I see this abrupt end.
      What's going on?

    • @fresh_knacker6226
      @fresh_knacker6226 28 дней назад +2

      @@gruvee9334 i literally thought it was a stylistic device. In the sense of ... it isnt worth it to say so much about this movie lets just cut it here. To me that was quite funny :)

    • @KamenriderRX99
      @KamenriderRX99 27 дней назад

      What the hell 😂

  • @Thunderlips-60602
    @Thunderlips-60602 Месяц назад +331

    Madame Web at least stared Sydney Sweeney, so that's 2 things it had going for it.

    • @awildgrendel7148
      @awildgrendel7148 Месяц назад +40

      Stop simping

    • @brookebear18B
      @brookebear18B Месяц назад +35

      Lmaooo 😂😂😂 I don't find her attractive but I appreciate the joke

    • @KyubiCloaks
      @KyubiCloaks Месяц назад +3

      ​@@brookebear18B its okay to be gay

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine Месяц назад +22

      Not surprising comment from a dude who is subscribed to Critical Drinker 😂 how funny but predictable

    • @futrecacao
      @futrecacao Месяц назад +60

      @@Foxfire_forty-nine Bro went to look for the channels and the guy was writing to try to make fun of the comment """""offensive""""" 💀

  • @featherguardian6023
    @featherguardian6023 Месяц назад +88

    First, This was a Misopportunity to not use Kraven to fight the MCU Spider-Man that will be one of Peter’s Greatest Fights of Survival, instead we got another spinoff nobody ask and Theaters are making the smart choice and it kills this Abomination of a Universe, sadly for now.

    • @brookebear18B
      @brookebear18B Месяц назад +8

      Missed opportunity*

    • @suri-el_of_krypton
      @suri-el_of_krypton Месяц назад +11

      I remember reading an article right after No Way Home came out. Apparently, the original draft for NWH was Kraven going after Spider-Man once his identity was outed. However Sony wanted Kraven to have his own movie so canceled that draft. Obviously, what we got was better, but I'm still curious as to how that movie would've turned out

    • @KeithMould
      @KeithMould Месяц назад +1

      Most marvel movies are complete missed opportunity's

    • @brookebear18B
      @brookebear18B Месяц назад +4

      @@KeithMould opportunities*

    • @BehuraStudio
      @BehuraStudio Месяц назад +3

      @@suri-el_of_kryptonin genuinely annoyed at how bad Sony is at making decisions

  • @Thin_Whyt_Duke
    @Thin_Whyt_Duke Месяц назад +40

    Alex’s transformation into Angry Joe is almost complete.

    • @THEJMAROCK91
      @THEJMAROCK91 Месяц назад

      He is the true puppet master feeding the hatred to joe

    • @x4ndr1x
      @x4ndr1x Месяц назад +9

      I always thought it was a z fusion of Angry Joe and Other Joe. Kekeke xD

    • @scottsatkowiak2347
      @scottsatkowiak2347 4 дня назад

      LMAO true!

  • @nursejim2129
    @nursejim2129 Месяц назад +45

    Don't forget he has the super power to repeat horrible dialog without violently vomiting.

    • @mbower9641
      @mbower9641 24 дня назад +1

      Kraven has always had super powers in the comics

  • @or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS
    @or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS Месяц назад +70

    that's so kraven

  • @timmydrawing
    @timmydrawing Месяц назад +33

    This movie should've basically been a superhero remake of "First Blood." He could've basically been the woodsie version of batman, I feel like that would've been dope.

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman Месяц назад +49

    3:01 "He likes em old like Joe does". OJ didnt deny that shit. A fellow man of culture 😂😂

    • @xdrkcldx
      @xdrkcldx Месяц назад

      the culture is we like em young, wdym

    • @RndmAnvgr777
      @RndmAnvgr777 Месяц назад

      ​@@xdrkcldxThat's gross dude

    • @LapGodGaming
      @LapGodGaming Месяц назад +6

      I love how it's no secret that oj is a granny chaser

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman Месяц назад +1

      @@LapGodGaming was it known before this?

    • @GrizzlyHugz
      @GrizzlyHugz Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Soccercrazyigboman Watch Dogs 3

  • @TheeBGShow
    @TheeBGShow Месяц назад +65

    Not even close to as bad as madame web. Kraven is mediocre, madame web is one of the worst movies ever made

    • @JesusChrist2000BC
      @JesusChrist2000BC Месяц назад +15

      Yeah these Kraven reviews are getting ridiculous at this point. Kraven to me was a decent 6/10 popcorn flick. I've seen literally 10 worse movies this year than Kraven and probably more. Kraven had some great fight scenes. I went into expecting some PG13 punch fest but Kraven kills more people than Michael Myers in Halloween. I was impressed they did that for Marvel.

    • @py16667
      @py16667 Месяц назад +3

      I’ve heard from most that it’s actually very close to being that bad

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Месяц назад +2

      And Venom 2&3 aren't much further behind..

    • @blem88
      @blem88 Месяц назад

      As someone who has watched IHE I can tell you it is not even in the top 100

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Месяц назад +1

      Just saw it
      It was ok something I likely will forget in a week but no where near close to the dumpsterfires that are madam web and morbius

  • @cernos7230
    @cernos7230 Месяц назад +109

    Morbius - "It's Morbin time"
    Madam Web - "It's Webbin time"
    Kraven - "It's Kravin time"

    • @NeterRafi77
      @NeterRafi77 Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @caliginousmoira8565
      @caliginousmoira8565 Месяц назад +1

      what 'rangers' are they?

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS Месяц назад +2

      Snowflame - "White Po[the director has been sacked]

    • @DragonZero1212
      @DragonZero1212 27 дней назад

      “It’s Sinister time”

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 26 дней назад

      No no no, it's "That's so Kraven!"

  • @gamingbear3108
    @gamingbear3108 Месяц назад +31

    The end credit scene where Morbius appears and says “it’s Morbin time” … screening I went to everyone went nuts, absolute scenes

  • @JeremyDeere
    @JeremyDeere Месяц назад +29

    Madame Web was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I was one of those Netflix viewers. I held out hope it was okay. I was wrong.

  • @jca759
    @jca759 Месяц назад +33

    I imagine the 28 Years Later movie he's staring in soon will redeem him. The trailer looks incredible, a must watch.

    • @Sanbonzakuraa
      @Sanbonzakuraa Месяц назад +4

      The trailer looks mid.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 29 дней назад +1

      There is like 3% odds of this movie not being an absolute dumpster fire, but hey "tRaiLer lOoKS gOoD"

    • @jca759
      @jca759 29 дней назад +1

      @@Ron_Jambo_ Sorry to get your panties in a wad.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 29 дней назад

      @@jca759 Brainless consoomer.

  • @aaa-sz9ul
    @aaa-sz9ul 13 дней назад +4

    I cant believe they didnt bring up that scene where Rhino makes a choking gurgling sound instead of screaming.
    Unironically hilarious

  • @bobbyknight9709
    @bobbyknight9709 Месяц назад +18

    Why does every Sonyverse movie have the straight to DVD feel from the early 2000s? Very uncanny valley feel

  • @JasperOosterveld
    @JasperOosterveld Месяц назад +160

    17:48 I love Alex so much 😂😂😂

    • @patrickcampbell45
      @patrickcampbell45 Месяц назад +5

      🤣

    • @AllPersonalNothingBusiness
      @AllPersonalNothingBusiness Месяц назад +5

      'It's like which one do you wanna eat?'

    • @jaylinjapan4683
      @jaylinjapan4683 28 дней назад +3

      Alex is way better than that really fat guy they had on the show before. I forgot his name.

    • @brianmattison1351
      @brianmattison1351 26 дней назад +1

      Yeah yeah whatevs... Not addressing how this video ends clearly reveals you haven't watched the whole thing...Where is the snider cut!!!

  • @JahlisMan
    @JahlisMan Месяц назад +33

    you know what irks me? they cut Venom down to be PG-13. and it made a lot of money.
    then they release this garbage, which wouldn't have made any money regardles. the execs will see the box office numbers and say, "damn. it failed only because it was rated R"
    always wrong lessons with these people, we've seen this time and time again.

    • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
      @CollegeDroputPowerpoints Месяц назад

      Only???

    • @JahlisMan
      @JahlisMan Месяц назад +4

      @@CollegeDroputPowerpoints yes. the execs and the like will see only that, I can almost guarantee.

    • @gravesidepoet5405
      @gravesidepoet5405 Месяц назад

      Shut up with this talking point. Other than Maximum Carnage, there’s no other comic that really portrays Venom in a way where it would be rated R.

    • @FirEBeast
      @FirEBeast 21 день назад

      @@gravesidepoet5405 what’s your point? You’d rather the movies be PG-13? Why?

  • @deadnamedex3180
    @deadnamedex3180 Месяц назад +24

    Kravens a master tactician with endless animal knowledge. I think he can manipulate animals to attack his opponents in the moment

    • @mrdeath06
      @mrdeath06 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah that's how he was in the OG spiderman comics from the 60s.

    • @RaymondSanders-f8c
      @RaymondSanders-f8c Месяц назад

      I already saw Beastmaster. The Movie & TV Series. Before I got RUclips.

    • @mbower9641
      @mbower9641 24 дня назад

      @@mrdeath06I have the og comics kraven always was enhanced and had powers yall tend to forget that it’s even in the guide books for marvel i also own

  • @MKhavik
    @MKhavik Месяц назад +26

    4 is actually generous. I've heard others say its one of the worst films they've ever seen.

    • @JesusChrist2000BC
      @JesusChrist2000BC Месяц назад +17

      @@MKhavik Anyone who says that opinions on movies shouldn't be taken even remotely seriously. Kraven isn't even close to the worse SUPERHERO movie much less movie ever made. I could name 10 worse superhero type movies that are worse right now and it wouldn't be hard. Kraven was enjoyable for vast majority of the movie and had some of the best action scenes I've seen in a while.

    • @GrizzlyX
      @GrizzlyX Месяц назад +3

      how is 4 generous if you didn't actually watch it?? If you did, you would know how moronic your comment is. This movie isn't great, but it's also not terrible. There's plenty worse in the precious MCU. And we could start listing from any phase you'd like.

    • @BehuraStudio
      @BehuraStudio Месяц назад +7

      I can bet you five bucks Catwoman is still worse than Kraven, especially since Kraven actually has blood and violence

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Месяц назад +2

      You clearly haven't watched many movies especially this year good God

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Месяц назад +3

      ​@@GrizzlyXat least I can turn my brain off I can't say the same about the absolute writing abominations that are multiverse of madness and antman

  • @IndiePatron
    @IndiePatron Месяц назад +33

    The abrupt ending took me by surprise, did the camera die xD

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Месяц назад +13

      I think Joe just got tired, and pulled a Sony and just gave up.

  • @mowsefmow8177
    @mowsefmow8177 Месяц назад +12

    man if you drive 5 hours to see any sony movie you have to reevaluate some stuff

  • @Mitchellectronic
    @Mitchellectronic 29 дней назад +12

    Pretty salty that they rated Kraven R, but didn't for any of the venom movies..

    • @FirEBeast
      @FirEBeast 21 день назад

      Especially carnage. At least we got venom biting those guys head off in venom 3

  • @astastaria538
    @astastaria538 Месяц назад +10

    You know movie is not worth your time when RUclips lost interest in the review and fell asleep.

  • @justbob5013
    @justbob5013 Месяц назад +14

    "Better than medam web"
    That's a low ass bar😂

  • @ClassicKrusty
    @ClassicKrusty Месяц назад +19

    Damn Aaron lied to his fans on Twitter saying it was gonna be great

    • @chaddubois8164
      @chaddubois8164 28 дней назад +2

      He has fans?

    • @DarkPhoenixSaga
      @DarkPhoenixSaga 23 дня назад +2

      So did Dakota Johnson, who said not only will people love Madam Web, but they will see it twice.

  • @spectreagent00
    @spectreagent00 Месяц назад +100

    Sony could have made a Spider-Man 2099 film but they are idiots.

    • @wT_Nomad
      @wT_Nomad Месяц назад +26

      Doesn’t matter. It would be terrible.

    • @spectreagent00
      @spectreagent00 Месяц назад +10

      @wT_Nomad hire the right people and it doesn't have to be

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Месяц назад +8

      They could make it, but they don't have the talent to do so.

    • @stealthnuke1
      @stealthnuke1 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@spectreagent00Definitely not Avi Arad then.

    • @CyclopsHavok
      @CyclopsHavok Месяц назад +2

      You would REALLY trust Sony with that?!? Hahahaha ummm no Sony needs to stop making spiderman movies altogether period let marvel handle it

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 Месяц назад +15

    Eh, im sure when Sony re-release it in February, it will do fantastic 😅

  • @Dinugujon
    @Dinugujon Месяц назад +12

    Joe: "What's his powers?"
    Alex: "He can see cigarettes."
    😅😅😅

  • @What.99
    @What.99 Месяц назад +8

    I love that Sony’s live-action Spider-Man universe doesn’t even have Spider-Man in it lmao.

  • @BloodofaFool
    @BloodofaFool Месяц назад +38

    Aaron Taylor Johnson is never gonna be able to escape that age gap between him and his wife 😂

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 Месяц назад

      Is that why he got the role...he bagged a cougar?

    • @nerdvanacomics1164
      @nerdvanacomics1164 29 дней назад +10

      Yup and sadly no matter how old he gets he will never catch up

    • @Colonelgliz
      @Colonelgliz 29 дней назад

      Foreal. My gf told me anout that q while back. Straight up groomed lol

    • @katfig8926
      @katfig8926 28 дней назад

      It’s always been so creepy. It’s not ok and every time I see him, I’m reminded he was groomed. She was friends with his parents since he was a kid. 🤢

    • @CharlesChristinaWH
      @CharlesChristinaWH 26 дней назад

      That's called grooming

  • @Diceman770
    @Diceman770 Месяц назад +9

    The fact we never got a proper attempt at the Maximum Carnage arc...

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Месяц назад +3

      Yes, I am also deeply saddened by this as well...and I saw Venom 2: Let There Be Carnage as well in theaters. I knew it would be bad from the trailer, but they had to know they were butchering the Maximum Carnage storyline. They knew, and didn't care. They just knew they'd be making money off the name Carnage, and off the Venom Vs. Carnage battle fans had been wanting for YEARS. And it SUCKED. Venom 3, don't even bother. It's just Venom 2, but WORSE. The Venom movies only got worse and worse. Kraven is an uninteresting character already, and isn't interesting enough to carry his own movie. Nobody was asking for a Kraven Vs. The Rhino fight, it's just like Venom Vs. Carnage, or Morbius vs. Milo. It's a whole buildup that amounts to a whole fight of NOTHING. Nobody cared about The Foreigner Vs. Kraven fight, either. Nobody asked for it, and no one wanted it. Foreigner isn't a Kraven villain, he's probably barely even a Spider-Man villain. Rhino and Kraven ARE Spider-Man villains, but Web-Head isn't in the movie, so why bother?

    • @Diceman770
      @Diceman770 Месяц назад +1

      @shawnfields2369 "so why bother" is the reason I couldn't give any of the movies a chance. Not to mention that Venom is one of my favorite Anti-Heroes I'm just done with the Sony Spiderman Tyranny

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 26 дней назад

      It's not like the Maximum Carnage story was good to begin with...

  • @kanight1
    @kanight1 Месяц назад +7

    The MCU: We got Black Panther!!
    Sony: OH YEAH! Well we got Kraven! 😂🤣😅😭🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 Месяц назад +4

    This movie was directed by J. C. Chandor, who has a really good track record with acclaimed films such as Margin Call, All Is Lost, and A Most Violent Year. Until Kraven the Hunter, Chandor’s worst film by default was Triple Frontier, which is a pretty good action movie on Netflix. Richard Wenk, who wrote all three of The Equalizer movies, also has a screenplay credit. And these two STILL weren’t a match for Sony’s terrible meddling and the duo who wrote Transformers: The Last Knight. Anyone else REALLY nervous about Nicolas Cage’s Spider-Man: Noir TV series? Sony really needs to just give the full rights to these characters back to Marvel. They’ve proven over and over again that they have no idea what to do with them.

  • @jacintorojas4137
    @jacintorojas4137 Месяц назад +7

    I haven't seen the movie nor will I, but I remember Calypso being a love interest for Kraven in the Spectacular Spiderman TV show in the day.

  • @mrsamaritan6881
    @mrsamaritan6881 Месяц назад +3

    To be fair, Kraven isn't usually portayed as "evil". He's usually either an over-the-top confident celebrity and needs to be taken down a peg or he's been blackmailed to fight Spider-man.

  • @BushinRyuCat
    @BushinRyuCat Месяц назад +8

    Six Spiderman Extended universe films...yet NOT ONE featured Spiderman even in a cameo?? 😵‍💫

    • @Burstify
      @Burstify Месяц назад +4

      Only one did and it was Venom 2 during after credits

    • @NeterRafi77
      @NeterRafi77 Месяц назад +1

      At least cameos right?

  • @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh
    @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh Месяц назад +12

    No way this is worse then madam web. Nothing can be

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 Месяц назад

      The porn parody Madam Head had better acting....

  • @seanbrazell7095
    @seanbrazell7095 Месяц назад +5

    They have still made Venom into multiple billion dollar successes. They aren't going to just not do a new venom series, they really can't afford NOT to do so . I just wonder if they've made enough with venom to offset their losses on the rest.

  • @benhenderson8952
    @benhenderson8952 Месяц назад +24

    Lmao the review cut off for the full spoilers segment

  • @KrankyKaiju
    @KrankyKaiju Месяц назад +13

    But the question is: is it good-bad or just bad?

    • @Sam-vk8xd
      @Sam-vk8xd Месяц назад +6

      16:00

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Месяц назад +1

      My opinion ok not terrible not good ether

    • @Ronin-kk4bt
      @Ronin-kk4bt Месяц назад +1

      It’s bad mate😂

    • @aaadesktop
      @aaadesktop 25 дней назад +1

      The whole movie was decent, but the end up to the Rhino fight was cringey laughable.

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann Месяц назад +2

    The bad guy's plan to hunt Kraven literally made my mind recoil from facepalming. They show up outside his home base with armoured trucks, automatic weapons and dozens of armed men in a wide open field. They are in the perfect position to set up a perimeter and lure Kraven out into the open by using his brother as hostage bait, where they can exploit the lack of cover, long range and clear sight lines to snipe or mow him down with concentrated fire. But rather than doing that, they instead decide to just...march blindly into the forest which is full of tight corners, dark crevices, foliage cover and more places to be ambushed from than sand particles in the Sahara. It's like they were just *asking* to get annihilated.
    I could not believe they actually did something as straightforwardly sumb as that. The mind of a Sony writer is truly astounding.

  • @TrueBlueMajikDewd
    @TrueBlueMajikDewd Месяц назад +5

    When they're saying the Sony Spider-Man universe is over they're talking about these Spider-Manless movies are over. So Venom -> Kraven. Idk why this concept is hard to grasp. So we're not getting Silver Sable or Agent Venom. Those movies are dust.

  • @paulderosa3065
    @paulderosa3065 27 дней назад +1

    10:59 I can't speak for everyone else but I know the only reason I watched Madame Web on Netflix, was that I had to see if it was as awful as everyone said for myself.

  • @DarkbloomVis
    @DarkbloomVis Месяц назад +6

    Okay but why does the video suddenly cut off mid conversation lol

  • @Quecojo
    @Quecojo Месяц назад +5

    Shame. They should have done the spiderman arc where he starts mutating into a giant spider little by little and they bring in Kraven to hunt him him down…
    They need to stop doing origin stories…

  • @sorbet512
    @sorbet512 Месяц назад +6

    Knew this was going to be bad. The trailer showed how terrible the cgi and parkour looked. They should have never released this garbage

    • @AsianGFguy91
      @AsianGFguy91 22 дня назад

      Movies actually great, have fun being a mindless sheep

  • @29CLOUDZ
    @29CLOUDZ Месяц назад +14

    @angryjoe I can’t believe you didn’t review The Substance. It was the wildest horror movie of the year!

  • @ithiusdomino
    @ithiusdomino Месяц назад +5

    Your average lion(Male) lives 8 to 10 years. Lets give that the benefit of the doubt and say it's 10 years old.
    That's 200 humans / year(and i guess it was killing humans as a cub...)
    There are 365 days a year.
    This lion killed a human every other day for 10 years. This lion was a fucking menace.
    There are 600k ish people in the county I live in, 60kish in the city itself.
    I doubt this lion had territory much larger than my city. This lion, over 10 years, killed 3% of my local population lol.

  • @saddiaaltaf9301
    @saddiaaltaf9301 23 дня назад +3

    Did Kraven say "It's Kraven Time!"

  • @Dimas_Off_Grid
    @Dimas_Off_Grid 27 дней назад +4

    This Movie was better than the 3 Venom movies, Morbius or Madame Web imo....He's a savage....thats all i wanted to see....they delivered.

    • @AsianGFguy91
      @AsianGFguy91 22 дня назад

      Anybody who disagrees didn’t even see the movie. Just sheep

  • @Y2JFan94
    @Y2JFan94 Месяц назад +7

    Just give the rights back to marvel !!!

  • @SLOP_JOCKS
    @SLOP_JOCKS Месяц назад +6

    Video just ends abruptly halfway through talking. Not a bug, just end of video not uploaded

  • @leonardomaranhao2861
    @leonardomaranhao2861 Месяц назад +16

    Amazing that this year we got one of the best version of Kraven on the PS5 and when we get a live action Kraven he turned to be ``meh``

    • @gevoian
      @gevoian Месяц назад +4

      spiderman 2 came out last year bruh

    • @leonardomaranhao2861
      @leonardomaranhao2861 Месяц назад

      @@gevoian Sorry, I played mostly this year.

  • @Panamaniax507
    @Panamaniax507 Месяц назад +6

    Aaron is in 28years later if that’s good he’ll be alright

  • @zakkpencing6027
    @zakkpencing6027 26 дней назад +2

    I didn’t think it was bad personally. I’m pretty critical of movies and also a huge fan of Kraven as a marvel character. I hate to say it but I think there was a bit of a bandwagon of hate towards this film in light of recent Super Hero movies not doing as well in general, Madam web and Morbius being the prime culprits of this. I’m not saying it was a masterpiece by any means, but it wasn’t a bad film.

  • @CargoShorts7
    @CargoShorts7 27 дней назад +3

    Mannn… I like this actor, but he was not a good casting for Kraven. Not sure who would be better, but he just doesn’t feel right for the role

  • @t.butcher
    @t.butcher Месяц назад +4

    This video was funny. Kraven with no abs. 😂 Basically Kraven would be Point Break Thor in what could have been the SSU team up film. 😆

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 Месяц назад +7

    What? NOOOO! Say It Isn't So, JOE!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @Neg.Lakayy
    @Neg.Lakayy 27 дней назад +1

    This is not surprising. You cannot make a Spider-Man based universe without Spider-Man. Especially if they’re trying to lead it up to a sinister six movie. Most of the villains aren’t even villains in the movies. What beef do they really have with Spidey to form a group to fight him? This was doomed to fail from the start.

  • @bayushiteishiru6291
    @bayushiteishiru6291 Месяц назад +10

    Kraven was in Amazon with my mother, researching spiders.

  • @geekedongames3432
    @geekedongames3432 Месяц назад +5

    The video cut at the end 😭

  • @TheHairyGorilla
    @TheHairyGorilla Месяц назад +5

    To be fair ;) Kraven is like Captain America power levels peak human ect.

  • @austinjennings2826
    @austinjennings2826 28 дней назад +2

    The movie was fun, too many people think they’re critics, and enjoying being hateful.

  • @vercoda9997
    @vercoda9997 Месяц назад +4

    Pre- and post-Christmas releases are traditionally when studios shovel their worst flops out, aware they'll bomb and lose a fistful of money, but hoping to recoup some of the costs and not do too much reputational damage with audiences distracted by Christmas etc. This has all the marks of being another stinker, and ctitics are panning it globally.

    • @Supherodude
      @Supherodude Месяц назад

      Kraven was originally going to be a summer release but Sony pushed it back to December. Sony probably did this after seeing how bad Madame Web flopped so they wanted decided to have this movie release after Venom 3.

  • @Lucios1995
    @Lucios1995 27 дней назад +1

    Video just ended at 52:37

  • @sly2076
    @sly2076 Месяц назад +34

    I didn't know OJ was a cougar hunter

    • @urmomproductionz5
      @urmomproductionz5 Месяц назад

      You must not watch a lot of AJS

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman Месяц назад +3

      He seems like one. It takes one to know one 😂

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Месяц назад +3

      How?? He's a huge Golden Girls fan lol.. he's not into cougers, he's into Leopards! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RQFumbles
      @RQFumbles Месяц назад

      OJ has the cheeks the cougars love. Both of them 🤣

    • @hectorf.peralta9913
      @hectorf.peralta9913 Месяц назад +1

      Golden giros? A sabertooth hunter that is

  • @BMitc13476
    @BMitc13476 Месяц назад +2

    I knew this movie would be terrible when i saw Rhino was the main villain because Rhino is a henchmen and the muscle. Hes never been the main threat i dont think even once. The only way youd be able to make him that here is if you change the character so much to the point its basically a different character but even that wouldnt save it. Only thing that might have is if they found a way to make the predator the villain somehow which im surprised hasnt happened in the comics given marvel owns the rights to both now

  • @juremugerli2334
    @juremugerli2334 Месяц назад +14

    Joe: This is not a 13% movie (The percentage of people who consider the movie above average with a 6/10+. Yes, that's what the tomatometer actually is)
    Also Joe: It's a bellow average movie, I give it a 4/10

    • @Kverkele
      @Kverkele Месяц назад +2

      IMDB rating: 5.5 (2,1k votes)
      Yeah, why everybody use rottentomatoes if u even dont know how the score is calculated and how easy is to manipulate it.

    • @hectorf.peralta9913
      @hectorf.peralta9913 Месяц назад +1

      I can't believe Joe STILL doesn't know how RT works.

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Месяц назад

      It's a turn your brain off action flick like beekeeper that just happens to wear the skin of a comic book movie

  • @00CuteMystery00
    @00CuteMystery00 Месяц назад +5

    Sony. Please stop. Please.

  • @sheik_link
    @sheik_link Месяц назад +6

    It's just me or the video is incomplete?

    • @forcelord9999
      @forcelord9999 29 дней назад

      It didn’t end it just stops Alex mid sentence

  • @LangstonAmadi
    @LangstonAmadi Месяц назад +2

    17:45 Dude Alex is so funny 😂 Turds in a punch bowl. Joe was like no thanks 😂😂😂

  • @spooters
    @spooters Месяц назад +5

    Sony should stop. That's it. Just stop.

    • @Ronin-kk4bt
      @Ronin-kk4bt Месяц назад

      Agree😂 no more bad movies

  • @PizzaGuy2001
    @PizzaGuy2001 Месяц назад +4

    Let’s face it, their done, they decided to throw in the towel, let’s hope they do better things

  • @starkbird117
    @starkbird117 Месяц назад +3

    Anytime I wanna see what they think of a movie off the bat, I just look at Alex’s face and it tells me everything I need to know.

  • @jeffhowell4403
    @jeffhowell4403 27 дней назад +1

    Why is noone talking about the size of Angry Joe's hoodie strings..

  • @dylcxx
    @dylcxx Месяц назад +4

    I think Aaron will kill it in the upcoming 28 Years Later so hopefully this wont affect his career much

  • @mikey_vengenz
    @mikey_vengenz Месяц назад +3

    12:52 so... he's ace ventura?

    • @GreenSupreme.223
      @GreenSupreme.223 26 дней назад

      G. This comment made me laugh so hard I slipped in the shower.

  • @zZ-bu7lp
    @zZ-bu7lp Месяц назад +3

    Where is the ENDING for this VIDEO BOIS !??? i think you need to reupload the full version of this review lol

  • @dudemankewl6291
    @dudemankewl6291 Месяц назад +3

    Oh man! I love Kraven. He's a commi chad. So, Kraven and Carnage. FOX NEEDS TO LET THIS GO, ASAP!

  • @Viglin123
    @Viglin123 Месяц назад +3

    Hey!
    No shades on the Beast Master movie with Marc Singer, loved that movie as kid 😂

  • @morninglaughter2469
    @morninglaughter2469 28 дней назад +1

    I was expecting it to turn out that Chameleon had killed their father and assumed his appearance to run his organisation, then he fakes his own kidnapping so that Kraven would take out his rival.

  • @Nick-fc4wu
    @Nick-fc4wu Месяц назад +3

    Movie is so bad they dont even finish the spoiler section

  • @ZeroheartX
    @ZeroheartX 25 дней назад +1

    what the hell, did Joe uploaded the sopranos ending of the video?

  • @Cifer77
    @Cifer77 Месяц назад +8

    If you never give a 0, 5 is NOT actually average (middle of the scale), it would be just below average.

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE Месяц назад +2

      It doesn't matter if he never gives a 0, because the scale still has a 0; therefore, a 5 is still average on the scale.

    • @EntrEsprit
      @EntrEsprit Месяц назад

      it would be slightly worse than average, because technically average is 5.5. So 5 is basically mediocre. And therefore it's logical that 4 is where the bad starts, at least for me

    • @mediumvillain
      @mediumvillain Месяц назад

      0s dont HAVE to exist and you would hope that they dont. I dont even think a 0 is realistically on the scale, the worst things would probably be a 1. You're taking the idea of most review scales using 7 or 8 for average and never rating anything from 1-5 and trying to extrapolate it all the way to 0, a non-score. If a score represents "average" or slightly below or above average then most scores for multi-million dollar productions would fall within that range.

    • @kallemetsahalme5701
      @kallemetsahalme5701 28 дней назад

      exactly. i dont buy his scale because "average" doesnt actually mean anything. average can be amazing or terrible. he talks about wishywashy scores but then he has this average that actually isnt the average point considering all the reviews

  • @hellfire5108
    @hellfire5108 Месяц назад +2

    What is up with Sony and rhinos? It reminds me of the producer who wanted to have a huge spider in Superman movie. And then he produced Wild Wild West and that spider made it into the movie. Seems like some people in power have very weird ideas and nobody is there to stop them.

  • @awolpeace1781
    @awolpeace1781 Месяц назад +3

    Sounds like it should've been one of those lame 1990s TV shows that teenagers only watched because the actors were hot, no matter how dumb the story or writing was, think Beast Master or Lost World

  • @davyjones5361
    @davyjones5361 Месяц назад +1

    Not being worse than Madam web is equivalent of not bringing a shovel when the bar is on the ground

  • @rguzman428
    @rguzman428 Месяц назад +3

    Movie was ok , was better than the other spiderman spin offs

  • @MJfp6lx
    @MJfp6lx Месяц назад +4

    I hope this isn't career ending for ATJ. Hope he gets recast in DCU as Flash Green Arrow or some other major role

    • @-Zakhiel-
      @-Zakhiel- Месяц назад +1

      Or you know... he could play in good movies. Not superhero garbage.

  • @johnshepard8556
    @johnshepard8556 Месяц назад +2

    It can't be worse than madam web because that movie didn't have aaron taylor Johnson shirtless with his ten pack

  • @ajarmetta
    @ajarmetta Месяц назад +9

    They only do it to keep the license 😂

    • @DreFromMaine8472
      @DreFromMaine8472 Месяц назад

      That's what Joe said in his review of Madame Web, LOL!

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE Месяц назад +1

      If they're going to go that route, then they least they can do is hire someone passionate about the character to make the film. It could be low budget, like the 1994 Fantastic Four movie that was made simply to retain the license. That movie actually isn't too bad, because the people who made it really liked the characters, and it shows in the film.

    • @thegirlfromru
      @thegirlfromru 28 дней назад

      ​@@G360LIVE They have to make it seems legit lol.