We RETURN to The WORST RESTAURANT CAFE in Britain IN DISGUISE!

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • We returned to the worst Cafe Restaurant in Britain, voted the worst rated cafe on Trip Advisor, terrible reviews, Palace Restaurant Cafe in London. Disgusting Food, Filthy Dirty Cafe, 1 star food, got kicked out for sneezing, horrendous food, this place should be shut down, avoid this restaurant, vile, appalling service, avoid this place and the list goes on.
    This time however we went in disguise as the last video we made has gone viral on RUclips and we didn't want to get recognised and thrown out. We wanted to give it a second chance to see if it really was that bad. Everybody deserves a second chance right? Well let's give it a try as this is one of the worst reviewed places on RUclips. A food review that could leave us with a bad taste in our mouths!
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Комментарии • 628

  • @supersonicsid5930
    @supersonicsid5930 3 года назад +45

    Wearing the jacket inside out, Genius totally unrecognizable .

  • @plasteckfly
    @plasteckfly 3 года назад +16

    The MacMaster in disguise looked and actually sounded a bit like Tommy Cooper! “Just like that!” 🤓

  • @thegodzionsway5180
    @thegodzionsway5180 2 года назад +9

    Those wigs 🤣🤣🤭 I don't know how you managed to keep a straight face!

  • @maxwellfan55
    @maxwellfan55 3 года назад +11

    Darren's deadpan persona against MacMaster's eccentricity makes this real. Great combo.

  • @jackhack8812
    @jackhack8812 3 года назад +38

    It's a front mate ...just there to clean dirty money .

  • @voier
    @voier 3 года назад +11

    Those cookies were on the counter when you went there last time.

  • @garyphillips006
    @garyphillips006 3 года назад +8

    You could have warned the poor girl ordering fish and chips. 😂

  • @99fruitbat94
    @99fruitbat94 3 года назад +9

    The irony of the food allergy notice 😂

  • @Deathwing2001
    @Deathwing2001 3 года назад +5

    This video is so funny I had to watch it again. The look of utter despair on Darren’s face at the beginning 😂 I can’t believe you got him to go along with it.

  • @davidjohnson7058
    @davidjohnson7058 3 года назад +9

    Omg hilarious, love the accent you put on when you are ordering. If a reboot of Allo Allo is made then a part should be yours!

  • @BazMcD67
    @BazMcD67 3 года назад +8

    They've given you the display cookie thats been there since 2007 🥴🤣😂

  • @shauntaylor6040
    @shauntaylor6040 2 года назад +7

    Oh dear the poor old tourists, the colour of that tea! was that really £11. The cookie ok for dogs.

  • @linzbarber
    @linzbarber 3 года назад +6

    Oh god I’m dying here laughing at the wigs, Lee is rocking a bit of a Tommy Cooper look and Darren reminds me of Beaker from the Muppet Show. Cheers lads for brightening up the afternoon 😂😂

  • @paulaunsworth4463
    @paulaunsworth4463 3 года назад +5

    Disappointed not too see the woman. With a frying pan.
    Would be like a clip from 'Tom and Jerry'

  • @robertleach9120
    @robertleach9120 3 года назад +4

    Once bitten, twice poisoned ! Taking one for the team. Hats off to you both !

  • @pammyb1972
    @pammyb1972 2 года назад +6

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I nearly choked when Darren put that wig on!!!! And when you put yous on I was done for!!! Haven't laughed like that in a LONG time! Thank you 👍

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  2 года назад +2

      Lol. 😂 You're welcome. 😂😂😂

  • @Tenerifelover
    @Tenerifelover 3 года назад +6

    Lee you look like a cross between Buzz Lightyear and Tommy Cooper

  • @cathanderson6852
    @cathanderson6852 3 года назад +5

    Oh you two are so funny, that’s made my day again I loved it when lee said that chicken is foul! Is that foul or fowl! Thanks for another great video looking forward to more 👍

  • @mrcaramelman4508
    @mrcaramelman4508 3 года назад +7

    Like an 80s group doing a reunion tour

  • @GimbalWalkTV
    @GimbalWalkTV 3 года назад +3

    OH MY WORD - the bit trying the wigs on - honestly I had to pause it and run to the loo i was laughing that hard at you guys up an alleyway in london doing that - imagine the CCTV footage 🤣

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  3 года назад

      Lol. 😂 That would be good footage.

  • @nikolayanusauskas2988
    @nikolayanusauskas2988 3 года назад +5

    Why are they still opened🤬

  • @michaeljackson5938
    @michaeljackson5938 3 года назад +4

    You Guys going back to the worst restaurant cafe in Britain was like an episode of Starsky and Hutch without Diane Abbott Playing Huggy Bear 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Matt-im5tm
    @Matt-im5tm 3 года назад +5

    Can you go there again when the lady is in for a sit down meal and complain 😂😂

  • @supersonicsid5930
    @supersonicsid5930 3 года назад +6

    I never go back to a restaurant if I’ve been served a bad meal , i’m not a sadist .

  • @linzbarber
    @linzbarber 3 года назад +3

    I’ve had to just watch the putting on of the wigs part again.... it cracks me up! 😂😂

  • @decdeckers
    @decdeckers 3 года назад +5

    Got to go back a third time and experience the woman. Won't be happy until I see her throw a block of cheese at you guys.

  • @matthew6994
    @matthew6994 3 года назад +5

    That toilet reminds me of the one from the Trainspotting film, that guy had no protective clothing/gloves on when preparing food, i wonder how long those cookies had been left uncovered for? probably long enough for the rats to have a nibble!! How is this place still allowed to operate...Nasty

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 Год назад

      You'd have a hard time in the UK because nobody wears gloves including the chain places

  • @helgabullabong
    @helgabullabong 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant. This really made me smile. You guys are game to go back again. Well done.

  • @stephaniewhite9526
    @stephaniewhite9526 3 года назад +5

    You were both so brave to go back. It looks absolutely uggy. What a great vlog.

  • @Candy-ji1sr
    @Candy-ji1sr Год назад +5

    With that wig I thought I was looking at Tommy Cooper. The spitting image.

    • @Nik-8it5p
      @Nik-8it5p 10 месяцев назад

      Just Like That!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @PeterChelmsford
    @PeterChelmsford 2 года назад +4

    Minus 10. Deserves to be shut down. Lee you had a look of Tommy Cooper and Darren looked like he was going for the part of Tootsie. 😂

  • @allibennett515
    @allibennett515 3 года назад +3

    What can I say 🤷 you two are mad!! Couldn't stop laughing at your 'disguises' those wigs 🤣🤣 brilliant x

  • @thomassayles3699
    @thomassayles3699 3 года назад +4

    They should turn this cafe into a series. A quest to find what is nice on the menu there

  • @ben597
    @ben597 2 года назад +4

    I always find myself revisiting this video whenever i need a laugh still the best video you have done

  • @shirleyfrank6280
    @shirleyfrank6280 3 года назад +4

    Love the sign by the counter about food allergies and special dietary requirements- so much to tell them, so little time 😂

  • @jackherer519
    @jackherer519 2 года назад +5

    oh god at first i thought that was some locals that just liked shit food, when i heard the American accent i died inside. That woman probably has a horrible outlook on British food now, happens way too often where Americans will go into the first place they see and get dissapointed. Should have warned her ahahaha

  • @NFFC1865
    @NFFC1865 3 года назад +5

    Chicken is definitely the last thing I would try in there. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @honestreview1043
    @honestreview1043 3 года назад +4

    You know what's going to happen now then? This place will become world famous and it will be queued out the door because everyone wants to experience it. 🤣

  • @dermotkelly6946
    @dermotkelly6946 2 года назад +4

    When in London it ain’t “ a bloke “ it’s “ a gezzer “

  • @dublinbred
    @dublinbred 3 года назад +5

    Why hasn't health and safety shut this place down?

  • @preparetoholdyourcolour7080
    @preparetoholdyourcolour7080 2 года назад +4

    I've had a rough few days but you 2 have got me laughing at this video as well as cringing at the shit food/having immense sympathy for your taste buds 😂😂 those are quality disguises BTW

  • @susanhill567
    @susanhill567 3 года назад +3

    Ah poor Darren, by time you go home he will be rocking in his chair,pants over his head and two pencils up his nose!

  • @chime-tronics
    @chime-tronics 3 года назад +3

    You sure it was chocolate on the cookie and not dead flys 😆😆😆

  • @ClaudioSanchezCC
    @ClaudioSanchezCC 2 года назад +4

    Darren looks like a Bob Mortimer character! lol

  • @steveshrek64
    @steveshrek64 3 года назад +5

    What a pair of PLONKERS lol 😆 made me laugh though👍🤣

  • @samspade03
    @samspade03 2 года назад +4

    This was funny love your channel mate you too are good together if you ever come to Devon there’s a transport cafe called Morgan’s on the A38 near Wellington been open 80 years great place

  • @ajwuk46
    @ajwuk46 3 года назад +9

    2.50 for a cookie !!!!

    • @bbmcgee33
      @bbmcgee33 3 года назад +2

      London prices innit.

  • @stevesandford1437
    @stevesandford1437 3 года назад +4

    "We go to The Worst Cafe In Great Britain dressed as Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark!!!!!!" *LAUGHING!!!* xx SF

  • @ronalddump4148
    @ronalddump4148 3 года назад +9

    I went in there for a drink once and she told me to get out cos I look like Donald trump

  • @jamie7056
    @jamie7056 2 года назад +3

    Darren looks like the MP Michael Fabricant with that syrup😂,brilliant stuff

  • @bigcee3338
    @bigcee3338 3 года назад +4

    This vid reminds me of the great Brothers Chuckle,
    so funny and hilarious just like a Chuckle sketch,
    i was expecting Lee to give us an Elvis song,
    and Darren to get a mouth organ out.
    This was Epic and just the Tonic to get us back on track after sunday nights shambles,
    i too was hoping the wicked witch with the frying pan was there,
    can see her chasing you down the street shouting to u to me to u to me
    Hilarious
    btw the sandwich looked Rancid

  • @Fizzyguy201Sonicguy6
    @Fizzyguy201Sonicguy6 2 года назад +3

    The moral of the story is know what you're expecting for the price of the food and don't spend your money on overpriced crud.

  • @johnnyfivejmc
    @johnnyfivejmc 3 года назад +4

    "Does it come on brown or white"? 'Er.., green'!

  • @SuperSimon62
    @SuperSimon62 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant Lee. And congratulations on 38k subs. Iv watched you almost from the beginning and seen all your vlogs and seen how much hard work and hours you put into your channel .your London series has been of the charts as Darren would say

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  3 года назад +1

      Thanks Simon. Really appreciate it.

  • @markjolly245
    @markjolly245 3 года назад +4

    When's the macmaster wigs coming to the merch store!🤣 Absolutely brilliant Lee.

  • @Chalks38
    @Chalks38 3 года назад +5

    Thought I’d got in my DeLorean and gone back to the 70s :)

  • @jezwotton2126
    @jezwotton2126 3 года назад +2

    Love that you're back at The Palace for round 2 . Wouldn't you have thought that the owners with all that spare time in lockdown 1/2/3 they would have:
    1. Had a bit of summer/autumn/winter /spring clean
    2. Painted the front so the red shutters aren't so prominent
    3. Learnt how to cook
    4. Sourced some decent quality food
    Unless they're in on the joke ?

  • @misskitteecatz
    @misskitteecatz 3 года назад +2

    Very dodgy ordering chicken in that cafe, I am so surprised it’s not been closed down! I’m going to look at “Scores on the doors” to see their findings. Enjoyable vlog

  • @oggie1967
    @oggie1967 2 года назад +3

    Ha Ha, you two look as seedy as the caff!😆😆👏👏👏
    Laughed my arse off!!

  • @whiskymacable
    @whiskymacable Год назад +3

    The nice guy in the restaurant probably owns it and has to be nice because that's all he's got.

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 Год назад

      It's a guy called Alan or something

  • @simonhaggarty8798
    @simonhaggarty8798 2 года назад +3

    I thought dj had a look of Jurgen klopp.how they’re in business I can’t believe it.
    Well done for sampling that garbage 👍👍

  • @wingobingo
    @wingobingo 3 года назад +4

    Oh come on….a tv series…a no brainier ❤️💙💚🖤💛🤎🧡

  • @dominicfitzgerald1732
    @dominicfitzgerald1732 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant 😂😂 Lee you are going to have to go back cause we all want to see what the old dear looks like. Come on for the team now 😉😂😂😂👍

  • @jayr4857
    @jayr4857 Год назад +4

    F.....g gold. That is the kind of shenanigans I'd do . Brilliant. 😆

  • @valeriemearns3367
    @valeriemearns3367 3 года назад +2

    Hilarious ,guys. Fabulous wigs ,🤣🤣. Funniest thing was Darren's look of mortification ! Great entertainment Lee. Shame about the food !!🤗

  • @jaynefrazer883
    @jaynefrazer883 3 года назад +2

    Omg that sandwich don’t blame you Darren for not trying it looked rank 🤢
    Had me in stitches with them disguises 😂😂😂

  • @Dogslobba
    @Dogslobba 2 года назад +6

    The chicken tasted 'fowl'

  • @infrasleep
    @infrasleep 3 года назад +3

    This café would make for a brilliant "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares" episode

  • @M.L.E90
    @M.L.E90 3 года назад +6

    Love these food blog videos keep them coming.!!!/

  • @MrMarko4
    @MrMarko4 3 года назад +15

    If this cafe was in Tenerife you’d say it was delicious and a solid 10 😂

    • @MauriceTarantulas
      @MauriceTarantulas 3 года назад

      Bit harsh on Tenerife and who goes to a Brit cafe abroad?
      No way Jose.

    • @MrMarko4
      @MrMarko4 3 года назад +2

      @@MauriceTarantulas it was a joke relating to his previous videos he filmed in Tenerife

    • @MauriceTarantulas
      @MauriceTarantulas 3 года назад +1

      @@MrMarko4 Ahh ok. Cant imagine a cafe in "Tenerife" being 2 clever...

    • @MrMarko4
      @MrMarko4 3 года назад +1

      @@MauriceTarantulas he used to do reviews and always give them high marks /10 I guess as he was promoting them.

    • @MauriceTarantulas
      @MauriceTarantulas 3 года назад +1

      @@MrMarko4 Am surprised most Brit cafes tend to suck abroad, well I always tend to go Spanish...(I prefer Calamares n tapas anyways)

  • @gazjaz3068
    @gazjaz3068 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant couldn't wait to see this part 2. Empty when you went in.
    Them poor Americans obviously saw you in there and thought let's try it. Thought you was going to sit down and eat. Darren probably wasn't keen.
    Ha ha

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 Год назад

      Bet the yanks went home and complained about British food lol

  • @allansedgwick5307
    @allansedgwick5307 3 года назад +3

    Go back and ask for your money to be refunded! Should not have to put up with that terrible food🤢🤮

  • @NickB_Yorkshire
    @NickB_Yorkshire 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious stuff. You guys make a great double act 😂. “Oh, it’s you!!” 😆

  • @jonathanwhittaker677
    @jonathanwhittaker677 3 года назад +5

    Ultimate challenge lads....have the full english in there..

  • @mistofoles
    @mistofoles 2 года назад +3

    MacMaster, I'm not sure if the (less than convincing) wig makes you look more like Tom Baker or Alvin Stardust..

  • @fitzeireann
    @fitzeireann 3 года назад +2

    OMG that was bloody hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣 Darren's face was a picture as you could tell he was really uncomfortable but good on him for being a good sport 👍😀 I couldn't stop laughing 😂 you must have got some funny looks off people 😂

  • @patricialockhart2135
    @patricialockhart2135 2 года назад +5

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 You pair are mental, most entertaining vid I've seen in a while

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  2 года назад +2

      Lol. 😂 Please may I have one of your tasty cookies. 😂

  • @ChrissyloveUK
    @ChrissyloveUK Год назад +4

    Imagine what the kitchen looks like 🤢 I felt sorry for the American tourist. You was brave going back 😊

  • @margaretcoyle4224
    @margaretcoyle4224 2 года назад +2

    What a laugh I had watching this you’ve cheered me right up but if the foods that bad health an safety should shut this place down

  • @craigrubery6479
    @craigrubery6479 3 года назад +2

    when you asked darren what yer fancy he said nothing lmao

  • @brianterry8317
    @brianterry8317 3 года назад +3

    Friggin Mint
    I'm sure the Mac has been trained by Mr Miyagi. At the start of nearly every video when he gives us a Mac preamble, he starts using his hands like a Karate chopper
    You two reminded me of Trevor and Simon from that Saturday morning kids show hosted by Phillip Schofield
    Those friggin cookies looked like hardtack navy biscuits
    Great stuff lads

  • @LaurenceReeves
    @LaurenceReeves 2 года назад +4

    Those cookies look like they've been there since they last went!

  • @tonygilchrist9113
    @tonygilchrist9113 3 года назад +4

    Hahahaha hilarious. Thank you guys. Lee I think you have traumatized poor Darren lol 😂🤣👍

  • @TeamZSsx
    @TeamZSsx 3 года назад +2

    You look like Alvin Stardust and his immortal words come to mind with the green cross code advert, "You have to be out of your tiny little minds" to go there again 😭

  • @monty_sultana
    @monty_sultana 3 года назад +6

    Bloody hell £11 for that

  • @kevinbrewis6014
    @kevinbrewis6014 3 года назад +4

    I like the way you said the chicken was foul/fowl haha

  • @mikekaraoke
    @mikekaraoke 2 года назад +2

    I mean saying something is awful, then saying not great Darren are 2 different things lol
    Did make me howl with laughter you two in disguise 😂🤣

  • @peterrose5746
    @peterrose5746 2 года назад +3

    The disguises reminded me of “Hinge & Bracelet”

  • @automaticacidemer
    @automaticacidemer 2 года назад +4

    New subscriber here, second video viewer (after watching your first visit to this place). Wonderful 👏

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  2 года назад

      Thanks Alex. Happy New Year

    • @automaticacidemer
      @automaticacidemer 2 года назад +2

      @@TheMacMaster Happy New Year to you too sir! Subscribed to Darren too 😊

  • @gopyai3486
    @gopyai3486 2 года назад +4

    is it just me but does Lee look like Tommy Cooper in this vlog

  • @johnwindle6378
    @johnwindle6378 3 года назад +2

    Wow, you were brave to take a bite of the sandwich and as for the Tea 🤢🤮As others have said, it could be a front for another operation 😳The wigs 😂😂👏👍🍻38k subscribers, top effort Lee and thoroughly deserved 👍👏🍻

  • @jglasernyc
    @jglasernyc 2 года назад +4

    You 2 are very brave for returning.

  • @wisher21uk
    @wisher21uk Год назад +4

    Chicken and avocado please white brown or GREEN 🤮🤢

  • @paulb4uk
    @paulb4uk 3 года назад +2

    This was a great laugh,as you did not get food poisoning the first time you went back to see if you could get it second time so so you can sue for the cost of food back .

  • @Finggy
    @Finggy 3 года назад +7

    This place is a front.

  • @gazriley624
    @gazriley624 3 года назад +7

    it's Jeremy Clarkson! ha ha

  • @scottybee8
    @scottybee8 3 года назад +5

    You guys are brave to go back in

  • @Philisle1
    @Philisle1 3 года назад +5

    Starskey and hutch 🤣

  • @itsanarse
    @itsanarse 3 года назад +4

    I looked back at the other video and screenshot the cookies on the counter. They look like they haven't been touched since!

  • @AtlanteanAN69
    @AtlanteanAN69 3 года назад +4

    Lee, what a muppet, you went to all the effort to turn your Macmaster jacket inside out so you didn't get recognised but then put on a mask clearly showing the Macmaster logo. I'm surprised they didn't spot you. But then again they probably have so many customers passing through their doors each week lol.