Instead, you'll get a complete series that gets uploaded and deleted with ever so slight changes that you won't notice because either Cory or Adam say something they shouldn't've, just like Sonic 3 and Knuckles
@@FlikFlaxx He'd have two of those giant towers right next to eachother, like he has two tails. Once every month, specifically every 11th day, he'd take his little biplane for a joy ride around them, just to show off his piloting skills.
I love how when Corey and Chris were making valid points about how Tails has gotten worse, Adam is just muttering to himself about how hot Sonic and Tails are
9:48 2000's OG Newgrounds? Nostalgia (for simpler times) S/O to Adam Phillips (chluaid), Matthew Jolly (Krinkels) & Dan Paladin (The Behemoth/Dad 'n Me) (plus OG SleepyCabin gang)
One thing I really like about OneyPlays is that while there are the occasional typical Sonic jokes you'd expect like "lol chris-chan" or "weird Sonic art" you also have them looking at Sonic fairly rather than just "Sonic was never good" like Chris gushing over the visuals and even defending the game at points while still being critical it when needed.
I just love that Chris is such a contrarian that he seems to feel the need to look at a Sonic game that most Sonic fans generally dislike and say "Erm, actually this game is GOOD because..." Though to be fair, Sonic Forces is merely boring and easy for older Sonic fans as opposed to being outright awful in any way. And it followed Sonic Mania, talk about a tough act to follow...
@@Pimploaf_YTP Exactly. SEGA also seemed to have recognized this beforehand and didn't charge full-price for it, anyway (It was $40 when it first came out, though it it is obviously cheaper today). As much as I loved Sonic Adventure 1 or 2 when I was only 8, I would easily recommend games like Sonic Forces to people interested in Sonic games (other than the OG Sonic 1-3) over them simply because Sonic Forces is not even a fraction of a fraction as jank as those Dreamcast/GameCube games.
I don’t think I’ve ever stumbled upon Adventures of Dave in all my years of browsing Newgrounds… but god damn, the bit with the construction worker knocking himself out with the hammer and falling back onto the detonator and blowing up the building, followed by the cut to Dave’s horrified face, was some very amusing slapstick. XD Real talk, I’d love to see more series on Adult Swim or something that replicates the style of early 2000’s Flash cartoons.
So, part of the reason the game is so short is because you were intended to play it multiple times as the different playable characters, but they were worried about making them "cooler than Sonic".
Sonic corn is really good if you heat it up in a big bag inflated with air cause it actually pops like popcorn if you don’t believe me look up “Sonic inflation popping”
This story: 😂 “Oh, no! A Sonic OC showed up and now Sonic is gone! It’s OTHER Sonic. Hey, Other Sonic let’s go stop Doctor Eggman and save Sonic! Hey, it’s another Sonic OC. Welcome Keven the Ultimate OC. Help other Sonic save Sonic!”
It’s really cool to know that Cris started an adult autistic daycare center just so he can hang out with Cory and Adam more. What a standup guy, super underrated.
The main issue with the game is that it's disappointing, it doesn't take advantage of the premise of Eggman taking over the world. The levels are too short and the level design is bland and boring. The physics are ass. They set up a villain who's supposed to be much more powerful than Sonic, but he's defeated as easily as anything else. Shadow and Chaos are never even fought as bosses, despite being featured prominently in advertising. I do think a major issue with Sonic games is that they don't get the time and/or budget they need. Sonic's not a big deal in Japan, so I imagine that the people in charge of Sega don't care that much about the series. Plus they always sell well regardless of how low quality they are, so they have no incentive to care. Hopefully this will change after Frontiers as that game did have some popularity in Japan.
Yeah, and it's no wonder that Chris and Adam think the game is fine when Corey is the one playing almost the entire game. Visually, the game looks good and has exciting-*looking* thing happening, but that's just it--they only *look* cool. Most of this entire game is just spectacle, no skill needed.
Some of Knuckle's stages are fun too and the boring ones and bad parts of the good ones are still fun and tolerable because of the cool songs Knuckles gets for his levels.
Corey and Adam need to guest star in a episode of smiling friends as dumb and dumber type characters and there stupidity bounces off each other and just hurts pim and Charlie's head
I need Cory to play Sonic Jam on Sega Saturn, and to convince it is a full game to Adam. See how long you can string him on before he realizes there is no more then 1 demo level.
Infinite is just the black masked villain (it's by far the most obvious spoiler but I'm still not gonna do it) from Persona 5 without any of the charm or fuckability
Adam and Corey in the same room is like a psionic barrage of mental damage.
One's infinite knowledge type brain damage, the other's no knowledge type.
When characters in RPGS use psychic attacks they are beaming hours worth of Adam and Corey dialogue into someone's mind in mere seconds.
It if wasn't for Chris it would be unwatchable.
I always feel 25% more sleepy when I hear adam talk
@@johnfreeman9349 he does have that affect lmao I know what you mean
19:15 Adam correcting Chris after he tried to correct Cory is freaking surreal
And him then also being correct about scurvy being in the mouth. His brain hit the corner of the tv screen and he got to have a coherent thought
There was also that time Adam was the only one who knew that women has urethras.
I know it's asking for too much, but it would've been really funny to see the Avatar change in every thumbnail as a running gag.
Yeah you are asking for too much so shutup
Would’ve been funny if the avatar was replaced with Dave for this episode
Instead, you'll get a complete series that gets uploaded and deleted with ever so slight changes that you won't notice because either Cory or Adam say something they shouldn't've, just like Sonic 3 and Knuckles
Black Adam would've been great in it
what are you referring to ?@@tomatoe9995
love that adam didn't realise the two sonics are not the same character until he saw them in a room together
It's endearing that he's learning object permeance for the first time.
Mentioning the adventures of Chris and yiik in the same episode, really reminding me of what was taken from this world
14:32 MY FAVORITE CHARACTER ALEX YIIK MENTIONED ALEX YIIK ALEX YIIIIK
I'M YIIKING OUT!
Alex Yiik makes me squeak
The finale is never coming out...
I hear Yiik, I spring a leak.
@@moffster2506 The finale is going to be a transition to a Yiik 1.V playthrough.
This is the closest we will get to them finishing Alex Yiik
I miss it too lil bro
keep gooning until you reach the soul space, then you'll get yiik finale
The game isn't CALLED Alex Yiik! >:(
I knew you weren't a REAL fan.
So i'm gonna guess the finale got cancelled since dd and julian up and disappeared from the interner
@@Shadessmh how long have both of them been gone?
i cannot support Tails after seeing his heinous tweets
"President Eggman may be abrasive in his approach to diplomacy, but he also makes some good points!"
@@Hugsloth "yes, its very sad what happened, very sad! but now Tails Tower is the tallest in new york, and that's great."
It's okay because he mentioned how inconsistent he acts.
Relax. It was Ambien talking.
@@FlikFlaxx
He'd have two of those giant towers right next to eachother, like he has two tails. Once every month, specifically every 11th day, he'd take his little biplane for a joy ride around them, just to show off his piloting skills.
I like Cory’s little Sonic McDonald’s toy in the thumbnail. It reminds me of that one “hey Cory, Sonic here” oneyplays animated by Noah Sportsman.
My friends, MY FRIENDS!
It's a direct reference from what I see. Same face and everything
14:30
The moment i saw that, i knew how Chris was gonna react
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
@@markygrom124IM YIIKING OUT!!!!
We'll never get the finale it's been 2 years...
He freaked
He shrieked
He Alex Yiiked
After all those hours, could you forget Alex Yiik?
I love how when Corey and Chris were making valid points about how Tails has gotten worse, Adam is just muttering to himself about how hot Sonic and Tails are
Cory bringing up the Adventures of Chris and Chris just brushing him off brought a real pain in my tummy
Clapping my feet together as we SPEAK. I love those funny little characters
Yummy
Proof?
Stupid foot garbage.
i lay on my tummy and kick my feet in the air with glee when i see these lil' fellas
Show pics
I appreciate Cory trying to revive the Adventures of Chris series
Unfortunately the facist dictator Chris ignored him.
Corey is at a medium base level of intelligence at all times, while Adam is constantly fluctuating between lucid and lobotomite
The fact that he still gets so excited when being reminded of Alex Eggleston makes me smile
who's Alex eggleston
@@crackedemerald4930That's Alex Yiik's actual full name.
Who the FUCK is Alex "Eggleston"
Hearing Cory say Yeezys makes me remember he’s living in this world too 😂😂😂
14:31
Yiik burned that checker-pattern into everyone's heads so hard that I also connected it to Alex Yiik a second before Chris did
Corey is a real one for reminding OneySephiroth about Adventures of Chris
9:48 2000's OG Newgrounds? Nostalgia (for simpler times)
S/O to Adam Phillips (chluaid), Matthew Jolly (Krinkels) & Dan Paladin (The Behemoth/Dad 'n Me) (plus OG SleepyCabin gang)
One thing I really like about OneyPlays is that while there are the occasional typical Sonic jokes you'd expect like "lol chris-chan" or "weird Sonic art" you also have them looking at Sonic fairly rather than just "Sonic was never good" like Chris gushing over the visuals and even defending the game at points while still being critical it when needed.
It’s a lot more bearable than a certain guy
I just love that Chris is such a contrarian that he seems to feel the need to look at a Sonic game that most Sonic fans generally dislike and say "Erm, actually this game is GOOD because..."
Though to be fair, Sonic Forces is merely boring and easy for older Sonic fans as opposed to being outright awful in any way. And it followed Sonic Mania, talk about a tough act to follow...
It's not a bad game it just came out after sonic mania so jusy being okay made people resent it more
@@Pimploaf_YTP Exactly. SEGA also seemed to have recognized this beforehand and didn't charge full-price for it, anyway (It was $40 when it first came out, though it it is obviously cheaper today). As much as I loved Sonic Adventure 1 or 2 when I was only 8, I would easily recommend games like Sonic Forces to people interested in Sonic games (other than the OG Sonic 1-3) over them simply because Sonic Forces is not even a fraction of a fraction as jank as those Dreamcast/GameCube games.
I love how the commentary becomes 10x more crazy whenever eggman is on screen.
Chris must be a saint for spending time with this special boys called Cory and Adam hahaha, Iove how they are, please never change.
He gets paid for doing disability support work when he hangs out with them
Adam pretends to be this dumb, Cory however...
I don’t think I’ve ever stumbled upon Adventures of Dave in all my years of browsing Newgrounds… but god damn, the bit with the construction worker knocking himself out with the hammer and falling back onto the detonator and blowing up the building, followed by the cut to Dave’s horrified face, was some very amusing slapstick. XD
Real talk, I’d love to see more series on Adult Swim or something that replicates the style of early 2000’s Flash cartoons.
Yes, I miss The Adventures of Chris. You never finished that series and I was so invested in it
Sonic Forces was hated because it was aggressively mediocre instead of aggressively above average like Generations.
The Alex YIIK outfit...
And Cory mentioning The Adventures of Chris...
My heart hurts.
So, part of the reason the game is so short is because you were intended to play it multiple times as the different playable characters, but they were worried about making them "cooler than Sonic".
I paused sonic corn to be here this better be good
Sonic corn is my favorite Sonic branded foodstuff
@@jinxedjosie5934 theyd sell it at the General Store when America was just the 13 colonies
Dude never stop in the middle of a cornhub viewing, power through and do both at the same time!
Sonic corn is really good if you heat it up in a big bag inflated with air cause it actually pops like popcorn if you don’t believe me look up “Sonic inflation popping”
Sonic corn makes me say aw shucks
adam is sort of like big the cat, he’s slow and sort of dimwitted but he is also big and fat
adam's edible mind field is spilling everywhere
Adam is an unmovable object.
an immovable force
Cory has this weird ability to make people like the things he hates
cory always navigates social situations with several layers of Machiavellianism
I love Adam’s voice. He always sounds like he’s drunk or tired lol
Or super stoned lol
@@Mizikame that too 😂
@@amberly0317 Indeed 😹
A Sonic Forces’ Episode or Two ago Chris mentioned Adam went on an Edible Bender not too long ago before recording lol
scatterbrainedyoubetterfollow paused their sonic corn to be here, this better be good
Me too
for a game about making your own custom sonic character you sure do play as sonic a lot.
Only adam and corey can make watching this game not the most sleep inducing thing in the planet.
adam and corey together is a gift from the gods
9:35 Holy shit Cory unintentionally tried to get us a finale for The Adventures of Chris, fucking legend
This story: 😂
“Oh, no! A Sonic OC showed up and now Sonic is gone! It’s OTHER Sonic. Hey, Other Sonic let’s go stop Doctor Eggman and save Sonic! Hey, it’s another Sonic OC. Welcome Keven the Ultimate OC. Help other Sonic save Sonic!”
Watching this, I’m realising that the music in this game is great but the levels are so short you never hear the whole of them.
It’s really cool to know that Cris started an adult autistic daycare center just so he can hang out with Cory and Adam more.
What a standup guy, super underrated.
The main issue with the game is that it's disappointing, it doesn't take advantage of the premise of Eggman taking over the world. The levels are too short and the level design is bland and boring. The physics are ass. They set up a villain who's supposed to be much more powerful than Sonic, but he's defeated as easily as anything else. Shadow and Chaos are never even fought as bosses, despite being featured prominently in advertising.
I do think a major issue with Sonic games is that they don't get the time and/or budget they need. Sonic's not a big deal in Japan, so I imagine that the people in charge of Sega don't care that much about the series. Plus they always sell well regardless of how low quality they are, so they have no incentive to care. Hopefully this will change after Frontiers as that game did have some popularity in Japan.
Yeah, and it's no wonder that Chris and Adam think the game is fine when Corey is the one playing almost the entire game. Visually, the game looks good and has exciting-*looking* thing happening, but that's just it--they only *look* cool. Most of this entire game is just spectacle, no skill needed.
Once again Chris can't go a single video without referencing legendary video game hero Alex Yiik
Hell yeah new websplorers episode!
I like the Adam lore of this episode
I can't believe that there is a human being that makes Cory look actually smart
if cory was attached to a bong hed be that braindead stupid too
You walk into this room and it’s the equivalent to being surprised lobotomized
I paused my Dave PhantomArcade corn to be here
It's cool how every Swedish person has a big castle head
I'm glad Chris and Cory agree that all of the stages that arent Sonic and Shadow suck in Adventure 2.
Some of Knuckle's stages are fun too and the boring ones and bad parts of the good ones are still fun and tolerable because of the cool songs Knuckles gets for his levels.
Im still waiting for chris, dingdong, and julian to finish YIIK 😢
Cory Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
I didn't even notice Cory holding the sonic Amiibo in the thumbnail. Nice detail 👌 mr artist
Lanolin is best Sonic Girl btw.
No need for a rubber, she is the sheep skin!
I think you misspelled Surge.
I love how enamored Chris and Adam are by this game lol.
Sonic forces a group of starving African children to watch his 12 hour mukbang compilation
Modern and Classic Adam's Eggman counterpart would be that one woman he's talked about in the Kirby's Forgotten Land Demo
14:30 it warms my heart to know that chris is still YIIKing out to this day 🥹
I paused oneyplays best of "Best ofs" to be here this better be good
Really couldn't come up with an original comment lmao
@@LaserbeamXperience Really never tried
I've been edging to this for the entire time
Hello other fellow man of class
Hey Dex I just wanted to remind you that you left the RE 1 series in the oven
Corey and Adam need to guest star in a episode of smiling friends as dumb and dumber type characters and there stupidity bounces off each other and just hurts pim and Charlie's head
Adam talks like my grandmother with Alzheimer's
"EGG *MAN*"
"SMEG-LORD"
😂
Also 10/10 for Kingdom Hearts Chronicles reference.
im fcuking crying at david's adventures
Chris threw a nail in my eye
Chris should be playing the classic sonic stages, Adam the avatar stages and Corey the modern sonic stages
I look down for one second, and you’re in newgrounds
14:30 the first mention of YiiK since its disappearance
"didn't napoleon carry a disease with him?" uttered by cory with zero acknowledgement caught me off guard lmao
The Maniacmark bit killed me, i loved Maniacmark's cartoons ❤
With the green behind the helmet, it reminds me of Eyesheild 21.
Can't wait for Chris's Shadow/Mickey voice in the next episode
Oh no not the deergirl reference lmao 17:04
i think chris is actually very attractive bro's got that subtle baseball coach dilf energy going on
Isn't it amazing that Driver is so old, but most who have played it recognize the music after just a few seconds?
Last Episode: Chris "Nobody likes you when youre stoned Adam"
This Episode: *Chris clearly drunk as hell*
It's the only way he's survived all these sonic playthroughs
erm.... what the hell.... totally unprofessional
OH MY GOD I'M GONNA GLOB SO HARD OVER THIS EPIC LET'S PLAY
Bro, I was not expecting David's voice to sound like it did. That'd be like fuckin Sukuna from JJK having the same voice as the McDonald's Brony.
Neither Cory nor Adam nor Chris said Rouge is the best Sonic girl, because she's a Sonic WOMAN. *sex whistle*
Sure, Rouge is fine, but she just can't play in the Himalayas for hours, now can she?
I need Cory to play Sonic Jam on Sega Saturn, and to convince it is a full game to Adam. See how long you can string him on before he realizes there is no more then 1 demo level.
13:24 park avenue is really one of the most underrated songs in the franchise they should bring it back one day
The problem with the short levels in Sonic Forces is that it takes them a bit to be interesting and then is just over.
The character creation part really shows that Chris has to get his little sissies in line sometimes
Corey: Tries to make OneyPlays into CoreyPlays
Chris: iconic Chris laughter
Adam: “WAIT! I just remembered somehjing!”
Infinite is just the black masked villain (it's by far the most obvious spoiler but I'm still not gonna do it) from Persona 5 without any of the charm or fuckability
adam's "probably Jesus" should have gotten a laugh 😞
Bowlbo better look as good as this and have a character creation
9 hours ago! Dang lol I just spent 9 hours sleeping to Sonic Frontiers. Minus the parts with the overly obnoxious edits of course lol
10:31 For anyone wondering, that's the theme from the Bruce Lee movie The Big Boss.
Ah the Adventures of David, knew his brother years ago on DA especially around the time Mark began to do less and less. Good times.
I really REALLY like the Adam doodles
I’m yiiking out!
2:35 Before they randomized, the character reminded me of Crazy Frog, and made me wish the boys tried to just make Crazy Frog.
I agree with Adam, Smoothie King Rocks!
Chris being excited for Alex YIIK made me squeeee
These guys ruined my edge streak
Daily reminder adams player character is a bird and you will NEVER see him take wing
Yiik reference? Last episode coming?
We can hope