That line comes from a game not produced by Bethesda themselves just branded with their logo Fallout New Vegas was created by the original Obsidian and even those studios heads are gone Josh Sawyer is doing his own thing now lol
@@niteskye1031What? Obsidian is capable of making a bad take? You must be mistaken, the ENTIRE gaming community recognizes that the fallout 3 dlc- I mean NV is the single best piece of artistry ever made
@@ozozizzle6166 не забудь залезть на ту вышку, а потом на ту, и на ту тоже. Видишь те 342 вышки? На них тоже залезь пожалуйста. Видишь ту маленькую крысу с 9 lvl? Ты не убьешь ее из гаусс пушки, потому что у тебя 8 lvl
How Fallout Las Vegas became a legend? It wasn't made by Bathesda, it was made by Obsidian Entertainment as a side contract of Bathesda with 0 observations.
GSC actually did really well with no loadings. I expected some kind of loading/teleportation in the arena, but even there you have to actually walk through the door
Bugthesda would create a makarov ak74 hybrid bullpup machinegun that feeds the bullets right into the picatinny rail that is mounted on the foregrip for some ungodly reason
@raskolnikov6443 tbh I never had game breaking bugs with fallout the gun design is just not from this world and there are many minor bugs with easy workarounds (at least from what I can remember)
@@raskolnikov6443I keep seeing comments like this but I've encountered 2 bugs none of which were major or game breaking. If you dislike the game that's fine bud but why lie?
@@momsspaghetti4064both. Writing and companions can’t compete with modern games like BG3. Of even mass effect 1 or dragon age origins. Engine with loading screen after every fart doesn’t help
while hold no love for bethesda nowadays, im still dumbfounded on how people constantly try to compare stalker and fallout with one another. Other than the radiation and open world aspects, there's no similarities.
theyre both open world nuclear apocalyptic games i figured they would be comparable too just thought stalker was like the Russian version or some shit is. i figured it was a darker version of fallout basically is it not that at all? ( ive never played stalker so yk im not bein a smart ass just genuinely curious now lol )
@vsaucelover9660 lol you people still keep typing that same garbage. Do some research. They were never really in a "warzone". They left as soon as Russia invaded Ukraine.
Yea I find the seamless open world weird especially how most zones are only accessible through a couple of paths anyways usually over a bridge or a path through a forest. I don't see why the devs didn't go with hidden load gates that load and unload areas of the zone as you move between them.
If Bethesda made Stalker 2 you would start off by picking your pronouns and the entire game would be about rescuing settlements. Every time the player is forced to make a decision, the game would feed you a 20 minute lecture on why you can't do it. The end.
Hmmm, hmmmmmm.... I don't know. NPCs don't look like they're trippin on 5 sheets of sunshine blotter and staring off into space at the invisible floating rats with wings 🤔 It's pretty close though!
All the character would be named "Johnathan" or "Nick" or "Phillip" and every single gun including the vss and pmm would have picatinny, and there would be like 9302384 bajillion stupid attachments and also there would be no PSO because it would get switched out for an ACOG every time
If Bethesda made this game it would have a lot more quests and lore and dialogue options, I love stalker but I also love Bethesda, they each have their strengths and weaknesses
To be fair, I bought the game fully expecting it to be another Far Cry. I'll just wait a few months and upgrade to the ultimate edition then. Mean time, I got the OG trilogy to get through.
Well, the loading screen one is almost true in some spots Enter zalissa, 2 min freeze for the world to load... After loading into a save after death or through the menu, the world also takes like 1min+ where the world is un-rendered. Long ass loading screens and freezing gotta be my biggest gripes with stalker 2 right now. If anyone has a solution to at least the freezing please enlighten me.
Nah, guns here look like actual guns. Off-branded ones, but you can clearly see that weapons look more like copies of real weapons. Bethesda's weapons look like total garbage made by someone who never seen a gun in real life
Okay this one genuinely made me laugh I love stalker 2 even with the bugs it has right now and no correct a life and I love me Bethesda games with the loading screens but this is a good one 😂😂😂
Did starfield load like that? If it did; fair game, if not then I mean skyrim and fallout are like 13 and 9 years old respectively, they get a pass on the whole load screen thing lol.
Starfield still uses same engine base without massive code reworks as older titles. So yeah, it uses loading screens everywhere it can and where it shouldn't (like getting on and off your spaceship). There are FEW cases where there aren't loading screens (Like when you enter in and out of random buildings) but any important location, space station, another spaceship - there will be loading screen.
Fake. The guns look functional in this. Bethesda would make some absolute abomination for a gun.
true
Starfield is so cringe in that regard
Meanwhile the Metro devs:
@@HunterAnsorge-ok9jkbeing based AF
@@guts-141 Metro in VR did not need to go as hard as it did
“Patrolling the lesser zone almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.”
That line comes from a game not produced by Bethesda themselves just branded with their logo Fallout New Vegas was created by the original Obsidian and even those studios heads are gone Josh Sawyer is doing his own thing now lol
Guess who found an artifact? I did!
*nuke out of nowhere appears from the sky*
(Me when I watch some guy explode into chunks from touching an translucent fart cloud)
What in the goddamn
@@niteskye1031What? Obsidian is capable of making a bad take? You must be mistaken, the ENTIRE gaming community recognizes that the fallout 3 dlc- I mean NV is the single best piece of artistry ever made
If Stalker made by Ubisoft: XP grind, overwhelming HUDs and UIs, microtransactions in Single Player
Meanwhile activision: almost the same as this but add a multiplayer and battle royale gamemodes
@tarekcat1 and have Snoop Dogg running around in the Zone, accompanied by Nikki Minaj.
dont forget to clear the outpost to unlock parts of the map and a spot to fast travel 😂
Don't forget race and gender swaps everywhere
@@ozozizzle6166 не забудь залезть на ту вышку, а потом на ту, и на ту тоже. Видишь те 342 вышки? На них тоже залезь пожалуйста. Видишь ту маленькую крысу с 9 lvl? Ты не убьешь ее из гаусс пушки, потому что у тебя 8 lvl
graphics are too good to be a bethesda game
True af
And Atmosphere.
Those are mods, no one plays vannila todd games
Todd: “16x the details!”
How Fallout Las Vegas became a legend?
It wasn't made by Bathesda, it was made by Obsidian Entertainment as a side contract of Bathesda with 0 observations.
It’s the cutscene to open the door for me lmaooo
😂
Inaccurate. Every guard in the base doesn't try to murder me for picking up a piece of bread
* A bowl of borscht.
GSC actually did really well with no loadings. I expected some kind of loading/teleportation in the arena, but even there you have to actually walk through the door
they did bad with the fact of game being unplayable without upscaling tho
Its thanks to the technology in ue5!😉
@@antwerp-sixyeah man I was trying to upscale to 4k was getting 20 fps I went to 1440p and got 100+ I was quite confused
That's the difference between UE5 and Creation Engine.
@@antwerp-six Thank Lumen always being on 😂. Try global illumination on low vs epic
Nah it would just be an empty field. Stalkfield.
This game no better lmao you stalker simps are brain dead.
Empty Field Simulator vs Dark Ukrainian Building Simulator.
Not crashing in load screens = not a bethesda game
yeah, it just crashes everywhere else
@@shawarman2469 "Improvements!"
Bugthesda would create a makarov ak74 hybrid bullpup machinegun that feeds the bullets right into the picatinny rail that is mounted on the foregrip for some ungodly reason
This game is way more bugged than starfield, Skyrim or fallout 4 at launch.
@raskolnikov6443 tbh I never had game breaking bugs with fallout the gun design is just not from this world and there are many minor bugs with easy workarounds (at least from what I can remember)
@@raskolnikov6443 and why did I not encounter a single bug aside from some flickering light wich is patched now
@@raskolnikov6443You're either capping or really unlucky
@@raskolnikov6443I keep seeing comments like this but I've encountered 2 bugs none of which were major or game breaking. If you dislike the game that's fine bud but why lie?
the immediate loading screen as soon as you load the game had me dying
Bethesda's decades old Creation Engine is holding them back
Huh? No. The writers are.
todd is
@@momsspaghetti4064both. Writing and companions can’t compete with modern games like BG3. Of even mass effect 1 or dragon age origins.
Engine with loading screen after every fart doesn’t help
There's a reason that New Vegas is still the magnum opus of the Fallout series... and it wasn't even made by Bethesda
@@42sraf true lol
When you start shooting I was expecting the guards quote" I need to ask you to stop!"
Or "I used to be a stalker like you, until i..."
Bethesda WISHED they had 16x the detail they promised stalker 2 had
Bethesda guns would be an assault rifle with a revolving cylinder and a 50 round drum
I mean, the dialogue menu in Stalker 2 already looks like it was taken straight out of Oblivion together with facial animations.
Lmao
The face animations got me lol, everything else looks so good
The guns would all be Left Handed
They were left handed in previous STALKER games too.
@@xxfalconarasxx5659I believe that was to get around copyright laws and shit
@@krieger6974absolutely not
@@Maxx2294-blyat ah so just ignorance then or?
@@krieger6974 it was just a fad to do that in early shooters, to show off the casings ejecting and the action cycling
After entering the doors should be shaders compilation.
10 times more the details
10 times more the size map
while hold no love for bethesda nowadays, im still dumbfounded on how people constantly try to compare stalker and fallout with one another. Other than the radiation and open world aspects, there's no similarities.
it's a you problem, this try to make sense out of a shitpost...
@@lmaololovsky It doesn't change that people still try to compare them.
Whoops, there are worse cases when people compare Cyberpunk to this :D
@@Happy_Sailor639 one thing that doesn't change is the fact that this is a shitpost :)
These people are stupid bro. Just ignore them.
theyre both open world nuclear apocalyptic games i figured they would be comparable too just thought stalker was like the Russian version or some shit is. i figured it was a darker version of fallout basically is it not that at all? ( ive never played stalker so yk im not bein a smart ass just genuinely curious now lol )
"It just sharts...uh...works" - Tard Howard
Still wondering how they managed to create an AI way worse than the one in the classic stalker games
Probably the war in Ukraine was a reason
@@vsaucelover9660 I didn't know the Czech Republic was a frontline province on the Dnieper River.
@vsaucelover9660 lol you people still keep typing that same garbage. Do some research. They were never really in a "warzone". They left as soon as Russia invaded Ukraine.
Currently A-Life 2.0 is broken, so NPCs are janky
@@ProjectRealityV1lol, only part of the employees were relocated, and one died in 2022,
by the way, he was responsible for AI)
Lore accurate Bethesda ahh moment
Ahh ahh comment
Just forget bethesda, they are done
ROFL, this gotta be the craziest but probably the most accurate thing I seen today!
These "If Bethesda made..." videos never get old!
You know that loading screen would help so much to improve the performance issue.
I agree engine is barely loading and processing whole regions AIs.
Or they just fix it in some time, like a few weeks or a month. What they will do
Yeah, they just need to flip a switch to magically improve performance, right? It's gonna happen anytime now!
That's why it was a thing in the first trilogy
Yea I find the seamless open world weird especially how most zones are only accessible through a couple of paths anyways usually over a bridge or a path through a forest. I don't see why the devs didn't go with hidden load gates that load and unload areas of the zone as you move between them.
Cant forget the same reload animation even if you have emptied your mag xD
Honestly it would run better than it is now
Second joke isn't much of a joke, Stalker NPCs do the same on occasion.
I got a bullet to the knee but I still don't know where it hit me
Nah . I can’t sleep tonight after seeing this . Why did you have to put it in my mind ?😢
Bethesda gun is just extreme fast and rapid reskinned skyrim bow arrow.
Man after a while, it's just beating a dead horse with a dead horse.
Inaccurate, the loading screen was too fast
One thing they have in common is how unpredictable the enemies AI are for now.
“It just works”
too much FOV
🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Stalker 2 on the first week is less bugged than Fallout 76 after 6 years from its launch
That guy really didn't want go kill you.
So true but you forgot the part where the anomaly would spawn in 5 days later
Nah, the loading screens would've killed my immersion
Youre forgetting the stutters and frame drops whenever you switch a weapon in weapon wheel 💀
The gun selection is too good
This is modded !
The vanilla bethesda, gun selection its a cross intersection
If Bethesda made Stalker 2 you would start off by picking your pronouns and the entire game would be about rescuing settlements. Every time the player is forced to make a decision, the game would feed you a 20 minute lecture on why you can't do it. The end.
"FUCKING PRONOUNS" waaaaah 😭 baby need his bottle?
Give credit where credit is due. They nailed it with the game breaking bugs.
I was already convinced bethesda made stalker 2
This is literally first Stalker games and Anomaly.
The last stalker from the original trilogy was released 15 years ago
And none of the original stalkers had load screens when entering buidings
Haha yeah if Bethesda made Stalker 2 there would be all kinds of weird bugs and entire mechanics that don't even work right.. ha..ha..uhhh oh wait....
какой же это оригинальный контент, просто невероятно. Ещё ведь смешно каждый раз челам...
Hmmm, hmmmmmm.... I don't know. NPCs don't look like they're trippin on 5 sheets of sunshine blotter and staring off into space at the invisible floating rats with wings 🤔
It's pretty close though!
saw the moment open that door loading screen "like button"
Fallout is just a Canadian Stalker
~Ivan Stalkerovich
"It just works."
STALKER made by a western IP:
Anomalies? Okay! Stalker: Secret Laboratory.
All the character would be named "Johnathan" or "Nick" or "Phillip" and every single gun including the vss and pmm would have picatinny, and there would be like 9302384 bajillion stupid attachments and also there would be no PSO because it would get switched out for an ACOG every time
God bless tip #27. My favourite one.
The first 20 seconds hit so hard 😢😅😂
Ngl Fallout should have been like this if it's made by different studio
*Richter Liked That (Dies)*
Imagine if Bethesda made the game and every time loading screens happened the it would start up compile shaders every time.
If Bethesda made this game it would have a lot more quests and lore and dialogue options, I love stalker but I also love Bethesda, they each have their strengths and weaknesses
Nice joke but quests, lore and dialogues are definitely not Bethesda's strength. Quests and lore are generic and the dialogues are terribly written
yeah sure starfield approves
Guess i did laugh to much with the door loadings, sad is that it is really accurate!!
Why am I laughing and crying at the same time
Or when your publisher is the AFU
Loading screen of death
You forgot the part whete itd crash or certain doors stopped working
To be fair, I bought the game fully expecting it to be another Far Cry. I'll just wait a few months and upgrade to the ultimate edition then. Mean time, I got the OG trilogy to get through.
The reason the AI didnt agro was because 9×18 is very close to .380 ACP in terms of performance, and .380 ACP has never hurt anything.
Says the guy who still would beg not to be shot with one... 😁
Bugthesda could never
Well at least if the indoor areas where instanced the game will probably run a little better
Fake, there aren't enough magazine fed revolvers and bolt action pistols
You forgot to add the loading screens with random rotating objects or people
Tbh closed locations and loading screens are preferable choice over open world without Alife
Very true
Luckily stalker is not a bethesda game.
I love how enemies spawn behind your back and how even hubs are empty af.
10/10
stalker 2 literally feels like ubislop betheslop made it
OHhhhhhhhh my god, that was a bad dream, I thought Bethesda made Spider Man 3 😂😂😂😂
NPC’s are way too realistically animated
Not sure which one is better though.
I wish. Then I would at least be able to play it on my old laptop
It just works!
Well, the loading screen one is almost true in some spots
Enter zalissa, 2 min freeze for the world to load... After loading into a save after death or through the menu, the world also takes like 1min+ where the world is un-rendered. Long ass loading screens and freezing gotta be my biggest gripes with stalker 2 right now. If anyone has a solution to at least the freezing please enlighten me.
Love that the npcs are unchanged lmao previous titles were so much more alife.. cough* cough*
И только олды помнят те утки из далеких времен, когда проскакивали новости что франшизу реально купила беседка
Nice video 👍
Funny thing is the game might run better with the loading screens. Not that I want that
Autofire mode is only availible for premium users
i wait for the day they get a new engine
actually Bethesda made this game, but they forgot to make loading screens.
Nah, guns here look like actual guns. Off-branded ones, but you can clearly see that weapons look more like copies of real weapons. Bethesda's weapons look like total garbage made by someone who never seen a gun in real life
Dude, i played Stalker 2 until it start crushing. For what I've seen - its already better than Bethesda shit
you forgot stalkerborn to the plot
At least I would have 100+ frames 🤣
Where's Brandyboi at for a gun review
2020 Engine VS 2009-ish Engine + additions over the years.
I wish Bethesda would stop relying on it.
Okay this one genuinely made me laugh I love stalker 2 even with the bugs it has right now and no correct a life and I love me Bethesda games with the loading screens but this is a good one 😂😂😂
Yeah you nailed it.
the game will be so much better if betesda had made it for real
At least half of team would probably still be in Bethesda, not gone away from CSG to make own studio and Metro game series.😅
Whys the oblivion sound track on this 😂
bethesda would give you ungodly attachments/optics on a gun that would be perfect without it.
you got a flaw there loading screens usually take minimum 1m on late shitesta
How much did you pay RUclips to give me this notification?
Did starfield load like that? If it did; fair game, if not then I mean skyrim and fallout are like 13 and 9 years old respectively, they get a pass on the whole load screen thing lol.
Starfield still uses same engine base without massive code reworks as older titles. So yeah, it uses loading screens everywhere it can and where it shouldn't (like getting on and off your spaceship). There are FEW cases where there aren't loading screens (Like when you enter in and out of random buildings) but any important location, space station, another spaceship - there will be loading screen.