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  • The UK Government has made an ad about the deepening cost of living crisis and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.
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  • @thejuicemedia
    @thejuicemedia  2 года назад +5196

    After years of requests, we have finally made an Honest UK Government Ad. Sorry it took me so long, we had to focus on getting rid of our own shit government back here. If you like it, we’ll try to make more to help you get rid of yours too. As always, huge gratitutde to our Patrons who make it possible for us to make the Honest Government Ads. If you want to help us keep more shit governments honest, you can do so at: www.patreon.com/thejuicemedia

    • @gerardroll6468
      @gerardroll6468 2 года назад +71

      We’ve missed the crew & are so happy you’re back 👍😁🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

    • @etx8920
      @etx8920 2 года назад +11

      😁😅😂🤣😭🤯😵💩

    • @ianbrett3276
      @ianbrett3276 2 года назад +48

      Thanks guy's it was worth the wait and brilliant as always 👍

    • @nikhoward
      @nikhoward 2 года назад +54

      Thank you. Absolutely brilliant. Though not sure why I enjoyed the video though, I live in the UK! 😬. Keep up the awesome work

    • @fandroid6491
      @fandroid6491 2 года назад +15

      Philippines when

  • @jasraj155
    @jasraj155 2 года назад +950

    "With a government like us who needs terrorists" I'M DEAD 😭💀

    • @markusklein1029
      @markusklein1029 Год назад +12

      Sad but true.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Год назад +5

      Instasub

    • @5688gamble
      @5688gamble Год назад +7

      Some terrorism might actually be in order directed towards the despotic old rich farts ruining the country of course!)

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer Год назад

      Who killed you? Terrorists or that government?

    • @evechurchill424
      @evechurchill424 Год назад +5

      it would be funny if it is not so tragic, but here we are.

  • @samuelcraig3208
    @samuelcraig3208 2 года назад +8191

    "When we have government like this who needs terrorists" now this line fits for most of the countries 🤣🤣

    • @rnp497
      @rnp497 2 года назад +156

      that needs to be on a t-shirt

    • @florinadrian5174
      @florinadrian5174 2 года назад

      Yeah, but some governments are obviously better at shifuckery so let's not dilute UK's merits here.

    • @pyap01
      @pyap01 2 года назад +31

      Gomen hates competition.

    • @mentosvagabond
      @mentosvagabond 2 года назад +172

      They don't want terrorist in their country because they hate competition.

    • @pablodelsegundo9502
      @pablodelsegundo9502 2 года назад

      The irony is that such gov'ts need terrorists to distract their miserable constituents away from their own corruption and incompetence.

  • @stephaniemiller4105
    @stephaniemiller4105 2 года назад +82

    I love that you will do this for any / every gov't. Please don't ever stop. You guys are the best!

  • @indian_coaster_enthusiast
    @indian_coaster_enthusiast 2 года назад +6

    The final "god save the queen" was kinda badly timed, don't you think?

  • @townicus5908
    @townicus5908 Год назад +1

    8 months later, we need another one!

  • @Justicehillmusic
    @Justicehillmusic Год назад +1

    Wow I find it funny that the UK got both options in the end

  • @thatlolguy6799
    @thatlolguy6799 2 года назад +11

    When you're producing more varieties than the French you know you're one hell of a country

  • @muhdsyakiib8798
    @muhdsyakiib8798 2 года назад +1257

    I liked the ScoMo attack at the end. Let him know that while thejucemedia goes on their world tour, they won't hesitate to slap the shit outta him

    • @MeppyMan
      @MeppyMan 2 года назад +62

      I laughed out loud at that part.

    • @muhdsyakiib8798
      @muhdsyakiib8798 2 года назад +25

      @u know me nice try fool

    • @christianvanderstap6257
      @christianvanderstap6257 2 года назад +25

      @u know me sorry my mother learned me to not accept random hyperlinks from strangers.

    • @cheeseschrist2303
      @cheeseschrist2303 2 года назад

      @@muhdsyakiib8798 I report these bastards multiple times for spamming.

    • @beardlyinteresting
      @beardlyinteresting 2 года назад +11

      Yeah I absolutely cracked up, laughed for a good solid minute.

  • @benrichey2593
    @benrichey2593 Год назад +1833

    They were both so well-qualified for the job that, 3 months later, they've both had it.

  • @MedlifeCrisis
    @MedlifeCrisis 2 года назад +2802

    The thing that gets me is how the Tories keep complaining about how awful things are, and how they are the ones to fix it, apparently oblivious to who the f has been in government for the last 12 years. "You're on your own d*ckheads" is honestly an entirely accurate summary of their policies.

    • @sinopulence
      @sinopulence 2 года назад

      TBF People like you pushing "follow the science" yet the science is catching up with you all now. Government and NHS are both shameful.

    • @lifedecoded9842
      @lifedecoded9842 2 года назад

      But somehow by the time the next election comes around, it'll all be Jeremy Corbyns fault again 🤷‍♂

    • @MedlifeCrisis
      @MedlifeCrisis 2 года назад +20

      @@sinopulence i think you are confusing me with someone else

    • @vorynrosethorn903
      @vorynrosethorn903 2 года назад

      Reminds me of their constant promises to cut immigration side by side with the highest immigration in the nation's history (1 million last year), with a quarter of the England's population now being foreign and even Tony Blair (who started mass immigration) saying that it's cultural and political suicide. It's like watching someone play stop hitting yourself on their own.

    • @sinopulence
      @sinopulence 2 года назад +7

      @@MedlifeCrisis I thought you were the guy who supported vaccines for children when the data suggested this was unethical. I apologise if I mistook you for one of the doctors that forgot the hippocratic oath.

  • @robbieparsloe
    @robbieparsloe Год назад +2418

    The fact UK politics have changed SO much since this video dropped is staggering - I think we need a part 2 on the state of UK 👀👀

    • @Trimarkovich
      @Trimarkovich Год назад +100

      100% we need a part 2, Truss resigned so quickly 😂

    • @brianyang1572
      @brianyang1572 Год назад +58

      Changed? Heading to a worse direction

    • @glassofmilk3474
      @glassofmilk3474 Год назад +89

      Can't have a UK part two, the country dosent exist anymore at this point, Just a group of people struggling to survive as the only people able to stop it buy their 4th Lamborghini.

    • @ThatGoat
      @ThatGoat Год назад +22

      @@brianyang1572 hey, it is a change! Not for the better but a change none the less!

    • @ralphm4132
      @ralphm4132 Год назад +24

      @@glassofmilk3474 lol what kind of lightweight only has 4 Lamborghinis? Serious point to that, we are now so poor we have no clue what riches the rich really have taken: it's more like 40-400 Lamborghinis.

  • @rstainsbury
    @rstainsbury 2 года назад +539

    I’m from the U.K. and I’ve been hoping for years you guys would turn your laser beam in our direction! Thanks for this video…more please!

    • @mariogirod6195
      @mariogirod6195 2 года назад +7

      @@wakaisgood Why only a complaint? How about a Nuclear strike 🤣

    • @ItsHailee7
      @ItsHailee7 2 года назад +8

      I was literally screaming when I saw this video. This was years overdue and what better time to do a video than now. Brexit is crippling our economy, the young like me are being ignored by both parties and we're inching closer and closer to total fascism. No wonder why Scotland wants to leave.

    • @ItsHailee7
      @ItsHailee7 2 года назад +5

      @@wakaisgood A democracy that was sold solely on lies using English nationalism, xenophobia and "evil foreigners". Not everywhere in the UK voted for Brexit. Scotland, Northern Ireland and London voted against Brexit and were dragged out. The result itself was close. 52/48 to leave and yet we've got the hardest of Brexits. Not all Brexiteers wanted this type of Brexit but every Remainer wanted to remain. Plus consist polls say that Brexiteers regret their choice which is not reciprocated with people who voted Remain. And Starmer, the leader of the Labour Party, once a strong Remainer, now a committed Brexiteer wants to "make Brexit work" and be "distinctively British".

    • @ItsHailee7
      @ItsHailee7 2 года назад +3

      @@wakaisgood Scotland should be able to leave but both the Tories and Labour reject the Scots' request for independence. Why? Because they know England will become much poorer without Scotland because Scotland is a net-contributor to the union so they keep them hostage. But the courts are now left to decide, hopefully in the Scots' favour.

    • @UkSapyy
      @UkSapyy 2 года назад

      @@ItsHailee7 It's not about keeping the Scottish hostage, we've had Scottish prime ministers, and Scotland voted in favour of the union. Otherwise, I want another Brexit vote and I want the older generation excluded from the vote because those over 40 seem clueless about what is our best national interest.
      It is a fact a lot of us, especially those of us in Northern England are close to Scotland and have heritage and family from Northern Britain. Both English and Scottish nationalism is damaging to the union that both nations have built despite the ignorance of people in our history. How about moving money/investment/development North wards instead of wishing us all into poverty?

  • @WOLFNBEAST
    @WOLFNBEAST 2 года назад +900

    It's amazing how little time it took Lizzy to tank the UK economy

    • @pablodonner5213
      @pablodonner5213 Год назад +103

      Comrade Lizzy secretly creating the conditions for a socialist revolution trough shear ineptitude

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Год назад +2

      She killed the Queen, tanked the market and f***ed off!

    • @blackfeatherstill348
      @blackfeatherstill348 Год назад +17

      It was already tanked

    • @paullacey2999
      @paullacey2999 Год назад

      And how the Tory B******s want us ALL to pay for it....

    • @michaelbarry755
      @michaelbarry755 Год назад +111

      She visited the Queen. One day later the Queen lost the will to live.

  • @Fitzroyfallz
    @Fitzroyfallz 2 года назад +804

    That last ‘authorised by scott morrison, minister for everything everywhere’ caught me off guard 😂 Brilliant video as always, I love that you guys always include ways that people can do something to help too, it makes me feel a little less doomed!

    • @_dtankshooter
      @_dtankshooter 2 года назад +13

      laughed to sht

    • @stop-the-greed
      @stop-the-greed 2 года назад

      We need an emergency election .not a new Tory mouth piece for the Eaton ERG

    • @oceania68
      @oceania68 2 года назад +4

      Roflmao @ minister for everything everywhere 🤣🤣

    • @moony2703
      @moony2703 2 года назад +4

      Completely caught me off guard as well! Just totally cracked up laughing, glad they managed to sneak that in at the last minute I’m guessing. Here’s hoping that gets it’s own video as well.

    • @penitent2401
      @penitent2401 2 года назад +1

      I knew he still got some minister positions he signed him self up on and tucked away for a rainy day still.

  • @Bing604
    @Bing604 2 года назад +4305

    As a UK citizen I watched this and laughed, but then when it finished I also found myself truly scared that not one bit of it is exaggerated.

    • @wolfetone2012
      @wolfetone2012 2 года назад +65

      At least they didn't mention brexit

    • @tomooo2637
      @tomooo2637 2 года назад

      @@wolfetone2012 No one is allowed brixshit in a negative light , especially the BBC.

    • @skyemiddletonx9006
      @skyemiddletonx9006 2 года назад

      That is what Juice media are good for awkwardly

    • @Forestdude9000
      @Forestdude9000 2 года назад +55

      Now you know how us in the U.S. felt when ours happened. The English speaking workd truly is screwed. Time to learn Swedish and retreat into eternal winter.

    • @Bing604
      @Bing604 2 года назад +23

      @@Forestdude9000 lmao if I could afford it I would brother. Unfortunately my govts doing their best to make sure that I never see that kind of money. Perhaps one day, eh? 😂

  • @rohitdalvi9361
    @rohitdalvi9361 2 года назад +1090

    "With a government like us, who needs terrorists"
    Best quote of the year

    • @edavid2557
      @edavid2557 2 года назад +4

      This one for England
      The Scott Morrison best quote of the year for Australia

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 2 года назад +4

      Basically every Government ever.

    • @sweetness9356
      @sweetness9356 2 года назад

      That was definitely the point where I laughed out loud, and felt guilty for doing so.

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 2 года назад

      Just the torryists?

    • @becauseyesandisaidso3474
      @becauseyesandisaidso3474 2 года назад

      Like no matter what government ad this was , it would still make since

  • @HassleHoffer372
    @HassleHoffer372 Год назад +522

    As a British “person,” I am deeply and incredibly offended by how utterly accurate this is.

    • @coribakescakes4279
      @coribakescakes4279 Год назад +22

      "person"????????

    • @dresdi
      @dresdi Год назад

      @@coribakescakes4279 the British are not humans

    • @pippin9466
      @pippin9466 11 месяцев назад

      You can tell who this guy vote for @@Desdichado-vs8ls 💀💀💀💀

    • @daverobinson6110
      @daverobinson6110 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@coribakescakes4279well, peasant would sound a little silly😅

    • @Antraeus
      @Antraeus 9 месяцев назад

      Refreshingly obvious though.

  • @aaryanairy756
    @aaryanairy756 2 года назад +1470

    I can never get enough of these Honest Government ads.

    • @aaryanairy756
      @aaryanairy756 2 года назад +8

      @u know me nope. Not falling for this.

    • @papatreo
      @papatreo 2 года назад +3

      Pure gold

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 2 года назад +2

      It's important to learn how the world works.

    • @aaryanairy756
      @aaryanairy756 2 года назад

      @@RichWoods23 You're damn right, it is.

    • @nuttybarrrr2047
      @nuttybarrrr2047 2 года назад +2

      @@wakaisgood that’s not how it works…

  • @Jrookus
    @Jrookus 2 года назад +3322

    "God save the Queen"
    That didn't last long

    • @aloysiusprasetyo3737
      @aloysiusprasetyo3737 2 года назад +173

      96 years is long enough

    • @KingAgniKai
      @KingAgniKai 2 года назад +37

      @@aloysiusprasetyo3737 you mean 70

    • @brendandennis5868
      @brendandennis5868 2 года назад +118

      well, it was "God save the Queen" with a picture of Margaret Thatcher (2:51)

    • @ashtonlewis4814
      @ashtonlewis4814 2 года назад +54

      She took one look at this video and decided that was it

    • @frozzytango9927
      @frozzytango9927 2 года назад

      Are we still paying taxes like the bitches we are?

  • @AndreiKohler
    @AndreiKohler 2 года назад +1135

    Every satire, sarcastic comment that comes out of your mouth is music to our ears.
    You guys rock the way you deliver the lines! Keep it going, the truth needs to be heard.

    • @brainlyexpertsmart1136
      @brainlyexpertsmart1136 2 года назад +1

      I agree with you 100 Percent the juice media is truly the best and anyone tryin to attack if is A horrible Person/Organization
      Go The Juice Media Team!🔥❤📢

    • @jonathanpork-sausage617
      @jonathanpork-sausage617 2 года назад +1

      Oh stop grovelling.

    • @soundseeker63
      @soundseeker63 2 года назад +4

      Which bit of it was sarcastic...? All looked pretty accurate to me,

    • @frozzytango9927
      @frozzytango9927 2 года назад

      Are we still paying taxes like the bitches we are?

    • @curtisevans8413
      @curtisevans8413 2 года назад

      None of this is satire. None of this is sarcastic. This is exactly what they genuinely think, and their actions tell us this.

  • @remag-yx4ed
    @remag-yx4ed Год назад +300

    as a brit this is depressing, but so painfully honest that i cant help but laugh

  • @beattio
    @beattio 2 года назад +269

    After years of wanting them to do this, it's bittersweet. On the one hand it's great to see the serious problems in the UK highlighted, but at the same time it's depressing to realise it's got this bad.

    • @pleasy13
      @pleasy13 2 года назад +4

      You didn't realise how bad it is even though you live here?

    • @sygad1
      @sygad1 2 года назад +5

      I was thinking the same thing, funny to watch and also painful as it's the country I am from

    • @beattio
      @beattio 2 года назад +13

      @@pleasy13 it's not like I didn't know, but seeing how the Juice Media, an Australian based organisation, has felt the need to cover us kind of further illustrates the severity of the issue

    • @aaroncousins4750
      @aaroncousins4750 2 года назад

      @@pleasy13 idk boris is pretty appaling. But really hits when you see the energy price increase

  • @jonscreen7698
    @jonscreen7698 2 года назад +529

    I'm an Aussie and I've been living in the UK for 10 years now - this is nail on the head, you have really captured the essence of the Tory's shit fuckery.

    • @lmlmd2714
      @lmlmd2714 2 года назад +10

      Four years for me.... and I'm done. This place is down the shitter and straight out into the Atlantic.... literally

    • @twign6378
      @twign6378 2 года назад +6

      The issues the UK are facing seems identical to us Aussies

    • @GudetamaSit
      @GudetamaSit 2 года назад +3

      @@twign6378 it must be bad for you poor sods to say that!

    • @twign6378
      @twign6378 2 года назад +8

      @@GudetamaSit it's taken a turn for the better after the recent election where we dumped the Tories

    • @thatkimhope
      @thatkimhope 2 года назад

      Same!!!

  • @jj5329
    @jj5329 2 года назад +126

    And Polio!
    I've always found the Aussie vids equally funny and depressing but living in the UK this hits even harder. It's like being on the deck of the Titanic watching the captain deliberately smash straight into the iceberg despite being told about it's location for years. To top it off, all the lifeboats have holes in them because the contract to supply them was given to some dickhead's pub landlord...
    Good work Juice nonetheless and love the sneaky Morrison joke at the end👌

    • @pleasy13
      @pleasy13 2 года назад +2

      I'd imagine there simply wouldn't be any lifeboats as the contractor is in fact a Tory Lord (worked in the city, you know...) given a kick back.

    • @rednaughtstudios
      @rednaughtstudios 2 года назад +3

      I see where you are going with that. 🙂
      The only thing is if the Titanic had smacked straight into the iceberg it might not have sunk as only one or two of the watertight bulkheads would have failed instead of the 5 or so that got damaged as the iceberg scrapped down the side of the ship. Having said that, like theTitanic swerving (and failing) to avoid the iceberg, outcomes with the Tories are worse than doing nothing.

    • @betula2137
      @betula2137 2 года назад +4

      I'm really sorry, we've sent two Australians to mess up the reins up there too!
      Scott, minister for everything, and Supreme Leader Murdoch

    • @Martin-pb7ts
      @Martin-pb7ts 2 года назад +4

      In South Africa we've had rolling blackouts for years. When it started some investigative journalists discovered that the contract to supply coal to the power stations had been given to a hairdresser. Did that fix it? Nope. They also found the coal that they were actually getting to the power stations was for some reason no longer stored under cover but out in the open where it would get rained on. 15 years later and the whole country still endures scheduled blackouts. It is so criminal, I wish it was funny.

  • @andyhawker2820
    @andyhawker2820 Год назад +78

    Ellen's expression when Liz talks about cheese 🤣🤣🤣

    • @redi6460
      @redi6460 Год назад +7

      That's my favourite part 😂😂😂

    • @yurironoue5888
      @yurironoue5888 10 месяцев назад +2

      That's the main reason why I revisit this video every so often! 😂😂

    • @bravemoon2124
      @bravemoon2124 5 месяцев назад

      I guess every government use this line: who cares how bad we are doing, if we can beat our neighbors in one tiny detail (mine uses the US)

  • @ChristopherFonseka
    @ChristopherFonseka 2 года назад +157

    “You’re on your own, dickheads” is an wonderfully concise Conservative Party slogan

    • @Anon-xd3cf
      @Anon-xd3cf 2 года назад +4

      I don't know... "You're on your own, dickheads"... That 5 words... Aren't Tory slogans legally required to be 3 words?

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 2 года назад

      @@Anon-xd3cf how about "fuck the poor"

    • @Gruber122
      @Gruber122 2 года назад

      @@Anon-xd3cf "get fucked peasants" there ya go

    • @ChristopherFonseka
      @ChristopherFonseka 2 года назад +18

      @@Anon-xd3cf I’m sure they brainstormed “Kill the Poor” internally

    • @goartist
      @goartist 2 года назад

      the liberals are not an inch better sice they axed corbyn

  • @yoshmonmanchakupas3807
    @yoshmonmanchakupas3807 2 года назад +2099

    When comedians are infinitely more honest than politicians

    • @RiverMersey
      @RiverMersey 2 года назад +68

      Be very careful about this, though, a real life comedian was elected as the real life president - in Ukraine!🇺🇦

    • @EvilCommieDictator
      @EvilCommieDictator 2 года назад

      Everyone knew what the Tories were when they were elected, at no point have they been dishonest

    • @Steve-es3fc
      @Steve-es3fc 2 года назад +15

      They always were, always are, and I guess always will be.

    • @zackgravity7284
      @zackgravity7284 2 года назад

      And are 100% more factual than News Media

    • @divine-wind
      @divine-wind 2 года назад +7

      Not sure you can really call this comedy though.

  • @leeuwengames315
    @leeuwengames315 Год назад +65

    "with a goverment like us who needs terrorists" that had me laughing and crying at the same time

    • @kanedNunable
      @kanedNunable 9 месяцев назад

      never mind that. this lot have killed more than twice as many brits as hitler did. in 10 years. ISIS cant hope to compete with that

  • @enricogattone432
    @enricogattone432 2 года назад +316

    I would request you a Honest Government Ad for Italy, if only our governments lasted enough for you to have the time to produce one 😄

    • @luce3619
      @luce3619 2 года назад +9

      Agreed since we are having the elections in September. It would fun.

    • @glennoc8585
      @glennoc8585 2 года назад +5

      Italy is one of my favourite countries but terrible for working class folks to get ahead

    • @icearrow3202
      @icearrow3202 2 года назад +7

      They could do one about Spain, to see which country is more f*cked up. I don't know much about italian politics, but here in Spain we're so bad we could try to compare who's worse

    • @paulg3336
      @paulg3336 2 года назад +6

      Australia has given Italy a run for it's money with government changes over the last few years

    • @unclenogbad1509
      @unclenogbad1509 2 года назад

      That's the thing with the UK: the governments last much longer, but that just means they f*ck us up even worse.

  • @Trolligarch
    @Trolligarch 2 года назад +729

    Watching an Honest Government ad that is about your own government really hits different huh😭

    • @sigheyeroll
      @sigheyeroll 2 года назад +58

      Yup. I'm Australian and we still had a drive-by right at the end. 🥲

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 2 года назад +12

      Now you know how it feels

    • @tectamk.thorne7837
      @tectamk.thorne7837 2 года назад +6

      Oh the horrors

    • @spacemarine00
      @spacemarine00 2 года назад +2

      I believe the team who makes these videos is based out of Australia mate. May have the wrong country 😂

    • @Gigachad-mc5qz
      @Gigachad-mc5qz 2 года назад +10

      I hope they make one about italy so bad

  • @amc40
    @amc40 2 года назад +326

    As a Brit, I love this, it's fantastic and could not be more accurate, will be sharing this video with my friends

    • @owlteachereducation
      @owlteachereducation 2 года назад +3

      Yes it's brilliant, but sad AF that we only have RUclips channels like Juicemedia to tell it how it is.

    • @lucifiaofthefreecouncil1312
      @lucifiaofthefreecouncil1312 2 года назад +1

      While you share why don't you also try and organize some direct actions

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 2 года назад

      U shd be ssd

    • @archvaldor
      @archvaldor 2 года назад +3

      @@lucifiaofthefreecouncil1312 The entire country seems to be on strike already. Problem is bringing the country to a standstill doesn't work when the government beat you to it.

    • @iseriver3982
      @iseriver3982 2 года назад

      @@owlteachereducation I don't understand why the news media isn't just nonstop saying 'we were told at cop26 to stop using fossil fuels, and the torys are giving big oil the record breaking profits while taking lobbying money from them.'
      It beggers belief.

  • @ianwatson194
    @ianwatson194 2 года назад +226

    As a British citizen we need more of this

    • @SP_Jelly
      @SP_Jelly Год назад

      Hell ye lol

    • @Creep2freak
      @Creep2freak 9 месяцев назад +1

      More of what RUclips skits lol? I'm British and I can't believe people haven't revolted yet. Such complacent, docile, obedient, domesticated goons. As if people still go about there day and choose to engage in this system of extortion.

  • @ianthomson5382
    @ianthomson5382 2 года назад +228

    As an Australian, I sometimes wonder whether I should be happy or sad that so many other countries have the same total lack of competent leadership as we do .. Good luck from Melbourne 😃😃

    • @betula2137
      @betula2137 2 года назад +13

      Happy we're much more happy now, from undisclosed Australian location

    • @the_Giovanni_Jian
      @the_Giovanni_Jian 2 года назад +10

      At least you have proportional representation... that's worth gold

    • @davinovaisk3816
      @davinovaisk3816 2 года назад

      you don't know half im from Brasil and 90% of the politicians here are totally corrupts

    • @ThePersian61
      @ThePersian61 2 года назад +2

      Thanks. We need all the luck we can get. Can't wait until until September when we find out which of the two tosspots won the vote for Prime Minister ...God help us!

    • @kenmc6860
      @kenmc6860 2 года назад

      They will l soon send their troops off to Moscow, all British soldiers were told to say goodbye to year loved ones. WW3 anyone

  • @vishmaster09
    @vishmaster09 2 года назад +375

    I know this is meant to be funny and satirical, but it's actually very true. I'm absorbing this as honest journalism than comedy.

    • @YourGayOverlord
      @YourGayOverlord 2 года назад +20

      When comedians are more honest than actual journalists and the government, you know someone f*cked up

    • @__Hanasei__Levinus__
      @__Hanasei__Levinus__ 2 года назад +3

      @@recitationtohear nah, not your time mate.

    • @sirrathersplendid4825
      @sirrathersplendid4825 2 года назад

      Sounds good and true but is full of outright lies, especially regarding the “Green Crap”.

    • @thearab59
      @thearab59 2 года назад +4

      In a long tradition then. Yes Minister taught me more about British government than a year of political science at Uni.

    • @ArionXeno
      @ArionXeno 2 года назад +2

      One of the functions of satirical comedy is to say facts and opinions that are otherwise unsayable. The comic is in the role of the jester/fool and can nearly always claim some form of social and artistic protection.

  • @gerardroll6468
    @gerardroll6468 2 года назад +510

    I wonder how many of those in the UK are thinking “this is frighteningly accurate” right now? ✋️😁

    • @aethellstan
      @aethellstan 2 года назад +31

      Everything but the accent...which is bloody awful.

    • @coughingpenguin4346
      @coughingpenguin4346 2 года назад +16

      @@aethellstan lmao Australian accent

    • @nataliab882
      @nataliab882 2 года назад +2

      🤚🤚🤚

    • @kichipoppi140
      @kichipoppi140 2 года назад +10

      Not frighteningly, just disappointedly. Also, yes, the accent was basically non existent.

    • @gerardroll6468
      @gerardroll6468 2 года назад +2

      @@aethellstan … That’s what I was getting at, all the info presented more than the accent. Maybe they’ll get better with more practice at it.

  • @Gali80f
    @Gali80f 2 года назад +81

    I just love the expressiveness of her face and the cursing. It makes bad news sound better :)

  • @RiverMersey
    @RiverMersey 2 года назад +422

    Finally, an honest government ad for UK!
    Many thanks Juice Media! 😍

  • @solssun
    @solssun 2 года назад +563

    im so glad you did this, we need something like your channel, our political situation is beyond laughable anymore

    • @yieovgwqxaz7912
      @yieovgwqxaz7912 2 года назад

      Why are u voting for Indian.

    • @frgc6159
      @frgc6159 2 года назад

      We have Jonathan Pie. Look him up

    • @pranjalshukla1682
      @pranjalshukla1682 2 года назад

      @@yieovgwqxaz7912 what's your problem with that? Hold elections in your country first and then tell others how to vote..

    • @pranjalshukla1682
      @pranjalshukla1682 2 года назад

      @A W we don't claim to be.. they came to our country to loot us.. And even after they looted us for 200 years we rebuilt India from scratch and surpassed them in terms of GDP as the 5th largest economy in the world..🧡🇮🇳

    • @chrisdeep8417
      @chrisdeep8417 2 года назад

      Been going downhill since labour shot itself in the foot over decade ago. Wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't determined to keep doing it.

  • @vladimirprostran1896
    @vladimirprostran1896 Год назад +114

    I’ve seen this ad so many times. There is so much remarkable research behind it and it’s presented in a really funny and yet highly accurate way.

    • @roberthaworth8991
      @roberthaworth8991 6 месяцев назад

      Just the laundry-list of issues the Tories are bungling, which went on and on, was so funny.

  • @saundyuk
    @saundyuk 2 года назад +285

    At last you've done an honest government add for us poor sods. I was honestly starting to think there was no limit to the level of UK government incompetence that would finally illicit a nice shiny government ad. Thanks guys - our Etonian Mafia masters deserve every second of this (entirely spot-on) spotlight on their shitfuckery.

    • @evo-labs
      @evo-labs 2 года назад

      Aren't they democratically elected into government? That means a large enough majority of the population are willing vote for them, otherwise they would not be able to govern. Should we blame the opportunist politician, or the incompetent voter who allows them to be in said position of government?

    • @curtisevans8413
      @curtisevans8413 2 года назад

      @@evo-labs We could say the same for any "democracy" in today's world. The lack of competent voters is one thing, yes. But when our choices are all corrupt politicians who only give a fuck about their own pockets, then we can't really do much, can we? We're also still a monarchy who's head will quite happily defend her peadophile son to protect him from what he's done. We definitely don't elect those cunts.

    • @tomooo2637
      @tomooo2637 2 года назад +1

      @@evo-labs On top of lies.

    • @alotoflittlegreentrees3542
      @alotoflittlegreentrees3542 2 года назад +3

      @@evo-labs I have not checked what voting system you have but here in Brexshitty Island we have a Victorian style First past the post, so whoever gets one vote more than the competitor in the constituency is booked and can give a sh*t about the 49.9 % who did not want him/her. Next we have no written constitution so every government in majority can screw rules and regulations like a Mafia boss, and bend the law to the umpteenth degree. So "democratically" is not quite the thing, considering all facts.

    • @stubblytuna4068
      @stubblytuna4068 2 года назад +2

      Situation in the uk almost a comedy when you realise that new boss going to be same exact thing as old boss

  • @betula2137
    @betula2137 2 года назад +665

    For anyone wondering what that last part was: Australia
    In Australia, political ads have an authorisation. The joke is that it was recently discovered our former PM Scott Morrison (our counterpart to Boris) secretly swore himself into 5 extra ministries to give himself extra powers -- "Minister for everything, everywhere".
    His explanations make it seem like he didn't trust anyone and he basically had a chosen-one complex.
    So now, everyone is taking part in a gag that Scomo has taken or done their job for them, like menial jobs.
    Alas, Scomo used classic manipulation technique of joining in 'self-deprecatingly' in an obvious attempt to distract his own responsibility, and in a similar manner to his other photo-op curry things.
    So yep that's the story, we're lucky in Australia to have finally gotten off after 9 tormented years!

    • @Reoh0z
      @Reoh0z 2 года назад +42

      The Minisinister for Everything, Everywhere who simultaneously had no knowledge of any scandal despite records showing his office was in the loop every time... he even 'forgot' he was a secret mega minister!

    • @TheAgamidaex
      @TheAgamidaex 2 года назад +14

      thank you very much for the explanation

    • @anshulbhardwaj4038
      @anshulbhardwaj4038 2 года назад +4

      You guys need to learn boycott .in India pm modi promoted a movie and it flopped no one went to watch it haha and two more movies of that actor after that as well.indian public when do not like something it turns governments upside down.

    • @anshulbhardwaj4038
      @anshulbhardwaj4038 2 года назад +1

      In another instance government decided to make statements for rohingya and that angered public and government had to shove that idea.

    • @randomman9051
      @randomman9051 2 года назад +2

      @@anshulbhardwaj4038 ikr in myanmar too, no one goes to military owned malls and buy their product.

  • @markdickson3820
    @markdickson3820 2 года назад +389

    Best comedy hits hard - as someone living in uk this is so true. Can’t even claim it’s an exaggeration, still, we’re British so we’ll just carry on while everything burns down around us.

    • @DJ-Daz
      @DJ-Daz 2 года назад +13

      We have rail workers
      Postal workers
      Telecom workers
      Barristers (WTF?) over paid already, what's their problem? Answer, they have to work for 3 years once they pass their exams, at £12,000 per year.
      Airport workers
      And now dock workers. ALL STRIKING AT THE SAME TIME.
      The government is still asleep.
      Grant Shits wants to us focus on cyclists instead of doing his damn job.
      Exaggeration? Hell no, it's an under-statement.

    • @GavinPeters
      @GavinPeters 2 года назад +26

      As an expat, I can tell you that resilience and a stiff upper lip is found in many countries. The idea that it is a British trait is propaganda designed to keep you at the pub or in front of the telly rather than doing something about it. Honestly, I was so sad when I saw the state of the UK when I visited last year.

    • @billkosses3808
      @billkosses3808 2 года назад +3

      Oh no we won't

    • @markwelch3564
      @markwelch3564 2 года назад

      @@DJ-Daz It's the public defence barristers on strike, not corporate ones
      The public defenders are so badly paid that after costs, they ended up paying to turn up rather than make money
      No public defence barristers is very bad news for equality of justice

    • @gustavchambert7072
      @gustavchambert7072 2 года назад +11

      And THEN you realize that there are still people who think the sentient ham is an honest, upstanding fellow.

  • @mrmastaofdesasta6994
    @mrmastaofdesasta6994 Год назад +15

    This is even funnier now.
    Why decide between two PMs when you can have both in quick succession?

  • @insertnamehere7090
    @insertnamehere7090 2 года назад +146

    I love this channel, they are so honest 🤣

    • @jdms2830
      @jdms2830 2 года назад +1

      Unlike a certain government...

  • @iguiste23
    @iguiste23 2 года назад +139

    This channels always brilliant. She has gotten the UK summed up perfectly. Our leaders (apparently) are out of this world. 🤣🤣

    • @Chaun1998
      @Chaun1998 2 года назад

      They made a video a few years ago about how their videos are made. Apparently that's not "her voice," she's lip syncing. Also there's a whole team of writers. That's why they do such good satire.

  • @christill
    @christill 2 года назад +64

    I almost spat out my tea when I saw the Scott Morrison ending. Great work Juice Media team. That was one of the best and you certainly did our country justice.

    • @betula2137
      @betula2137 2 года назад +4

      I wasn't expecting it, but it was sooo good

  • @user-je9kb2ce3v
    @user-je9kb2ce3v Год назад +4

    you made this video 2 months too early

  • @AnthonyThomas_Ant
    @AnthonyThomas_Ant 2 года назад +97

    A three minute Australian satirical video summarises what’s going on in the UK more than British media has in twelve years.

  • @DJWESG1
    @DJWESG1 2 года назад +75

    'With a government like us, who needs terrorists'
    Spot on.

  • @BassiKun99
    @BassiKun99 Год назад +14

    The Stunned Mullet screwed everything up and now the Harrowing Twat has taken her place.
    We need a second part.

  • @spacelem
    @spacelem 2 года назад +399

    As a UK resident (in Scotland, where we're completely ignored by Wastemonster because hardly anyone votes Tory here), I'm so happy you did a video for us!

    • @yuntakukai1002
      @yuntakukai1002 2 года назад

      SNP, Labour, Tories : ALL shit

    • @Jablicek
      @Jablicek 2 года назад +28

      We're ignored in London too, you're not alone. Solidarity.

    • @owlteachereducation
      @owlteachereducation 2 года назад +13

      "Wastemonster" is so right. Nothing in any UK media outlet comes close to telling it how it is. At least you have some devolved powers in Scotland to create a better society than little England.

    • @carolynp4260
      @carolynp4260 2 года назад +11

      I don't think you are ignored in Scotland. In England our taxes subsidise your free prescriptions and also university fees, whereas I have to pay for my prescriptions and also my 3 sons had to pay for university. Most of my family live in Scotland and get so many freebies that I have to work hard to pay for 🤣 but shitty governments in both our little countries.

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 2 года назад

      @@owlteachereducation
      The "progressive" outlets in the UK won't shut up about transwomen supposedly being a danger to women's spaces

  • @epictetus8028
    @epictetus8028 2 года назад +36

    Scott Morrison - Minister for Everything, Everywhere 🤣 Had me in stitches that.

    • @EatMyShortsAU
      @EatMyShortsAU 2 года назад +2

      He probably somehow made himself the minister in the UK of everything but no one has discovered it yet.

    • @epictetus8028
      @epictetus8028 2 года назад

      @@recitationtohear huh? Don't spam.

  • @philipvjones397
    @philipvjones397 2 года назад +234

    The UK government could never produce something this well planned and coherent. Any more would be welcome as we have potentially another 2 years of this mess.

    • @originalbadboy32
      @originalbadboy32 2 года назад +2

      2 years? You'll be lucky .. we be fk'd for a decade at least.

    • @originalbadboy32
      @originalbadboy32 2 года назад +1

      @@gj55223 lol ..you guys ..Remind me what the country was like when was last in charge?

    • @originalbadboy32
      @originalbadboy32 2 года назад +1

      @@gj55223 seems pretty easy to understand... Which part are you having an issue with exactly?

    • @originalbadboy32
      @originalbadboy32 2 года назад

      @@gj55223 your not making any sense mate ... No surprise there through.

    • @mowtow90
      @mowtow90 2 года назад

      @@gj55223 Your statement shows why those tory basterds have been in power for the last 12 years. Just scare the voters that "we my be shit , but the competution is worst". Guys Briton is not like USA , you dont have just 2 parties. Both are shit , just vote for a diffent one and introduce a real competion.

  • @Matt_JJz
    @Matt_JJz Год назад +11

    "Authorised by Scott Morrison, Minister for Everything, Everywhere" okay this made me laugh more than I should

  • @forgottenartform
    @forgottenartform 2 года назад +97

    I work in support services in the UK and can confirm that this is more accurate than any documentary we ever get shown 😅 think the government won't be happy until we're corpses

    • @AleksPTA
      @AleksPTA 2 года назад

      They don't care about any of you, they will just import replacements from the colonies

    • @Jakey4000
      @Jakey4000 2 года назад

      As long as you're working corpses, they still need slaves to live in ivory castles. Also that comment above with the hyperlink will definitely lead you to a scam or virus.

    • @5daboz
      @5daboz 2 года назад +1

      1. How optimistic to think they would be happy just over the fact you are finally fertilising ;)
      ruclips.net/video/HZq_HjKCRB4/видео.html
      2. Is there a way to employ undead? Lower costs of work and higher productivity ... wait, I am talking about machines :D

    • @ItsHailee7
      @ItsHailee7 2 года назад

      Johnson only ever told the truth when he said "Let the bodies pile high" and "fuck business". Who knows what shit Truss (the likely PM) will inflict on us against our will.

  • @nothereandthereanywhere
    @nothereandthereanywhere 2 года назад +40

    The worst part in all this? All true. I live in UK, so I know.

  • @alexhargreaves6024
    @alexhargreaves6024 10 месяцев назад +5

    When they were deciding which candidate would fuck up the country more, little did they know they could have both!

  • @EllaSqueaks
    @EllaSqueaks 2 года назад +33

    "With a government like us, who needs terrorists." 😭🤣

  • @Eidmarion
    @Eidmarion 2 года назад +181

    Honestly, ads like this is badly needed in every country. Love how you make the world a better place by exposing the hurtful truth

    • @maciejszulc2684
      @maciejszulc2684 2 года назад +5

      Outside the anglosphere I really think they would need to be co-produced with the locals, though. Or at least me as a Pole... I would feel very weird to have an all-Australian team mock our fucked-up government.

    • @Eidmarion
      @Eidmarion 2 года назад +9

      @@maciejszulc2684 I meant this. That all of us need our own honest government ads in our own languages

    • @morosis82
      @morosis82 2 года назад +2

      I'd donate to a campaign designed to run a slightly less racy version of this on TV at prime time, in all affected regions.
      I mean, keep the sentiment, but you're never going to get 'dickheads' on a prime time tv ad.

    • @ffc1a28c7
      @ffc1a28c7 2 года назад +3

      This is what attack ads should be. Not fucking ad hominems that do literally nothing.

    • @WillemUtUje
      @WillemUtUje 2 года назад

      I wouldn't be surprised if many countries have something similar. In the Netherlands, we have the Party Against The Civilian ads (made by the dutch version of the Onion).

  • @biffski01
    @biffski01 2 года назад +72

    Thank you, Juice Media for lifting the UK into the light. It has been a long wait 😊 Fun fact, George Osborne was the architect of the current government's “austerity for the rest of us” policy. He now earns £650,000 a year; working one day week for a private equity firm.

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun 2 года назад +1

      LOL a sweet 1.1 Million AUD per year.

    • @anthonystill2712
      @anthonystill2712 2 года назад +5

      Not earned, just paid,

  • @Kwisbyfwy223
    @Kwisbyfwy223 Год назад +6

    Its got a lot worse, I think you should do another one! Ahahahaha

  • @zeromotivation1817
    @zeromotivation1817 2 года назад +73

    From a grateful Aussie, I can only say well done. Keep the bastards honest and never stop calling out shitfuckery the world over.
    P.S The sco-mo dig at the end was gold

  • @paulgalpin1786
    @paulgalpin1786 2 года назад +113

    I loved all the Australian ones and now I’m loving the UK ones even more, as I live in the UK. Utterly brilliant satire…. Stunt Mullett! 😂😂😂

    • @brainlyexpertsmart1136
      @brainlyexpertsmart1136 2 года назад +3

      I agree with you 100 Percent the juice media is truly the best and anyone tryin to attack if is A horrible Person/Organization
      Go The Juice Media Team!🔥❤📢

    • @shaunamurray8501
      @shaunamurray8501 2 года назад +3

      An australianism seems to have crept in. I'll give you a translation: Stunned mullet basically means someone who is dazed and confused... frozen in place and uncomprehending... Now 'stunt mullet"... that I would like to see. Sounds even funnier.

  • @mrmuds8624
    @mrmuds8624 2 года назад +22

    Now we just need to get this aired at prime time on the BBC.....

    • @hamstirrer6882
      @hamstirrer6882 2 года назад

      Dumb fuckers will still vote tory though

    • @bobjohnbowles
      @bobjohnbowles 2 года назад +2

      Now you _are_ dreaming. Maybe try Murdovision, if that worked it would really make me snork my coffee.

    • @RichO1701e
      @RichO1701e 2 года назад

      The BBC that's run by TORIES for benefit of the TorySCUM government?? Are you for real?

  • @10-OSwords
    @10-OSwords Год назад +3

    You know what keeps you warm & toasty on a cold winter night? Burning down parliament!

  • @TheWebbshire
    @TheWebbshire 2 года назад +39

    This would be so hilariously funny if its wasn't so bloody accurate.

    • @farerolobos9382
      @farerolobos9382 2 года назад

      Not so accurante, they forgot mentioning arms for Ukraine and sanctions against Russia, which prooves there's still lots of censoring even in supposedly independent RUclips channels.

  • @AllMappedOut86
    @AllMappedOut86 2 года назад +63

    The thing I hate most about all of these sketches is how dangerously and ridiculously accurate they are :D

  • @craigsefo5398
    @craigsefo5398 2 года назад +200

    Absolutely spot on about the state of the UK. I'll be sharing this everywhere! Thank you for bringing us into the shitfuckery fold.

    • @cartoonnetwork1fan26
      @cartoonnetwork1fan26 2 года назад +7

      This needs to be in every news channel

    • @tonyb9735
      @tonyb9735 2 года назад

      The Tories brought us in to the shitfuckery fold, JM merely pointed it out, with all their usual eloquence and humour that makes us laugh even as we cry..

    • @chrisdeep8417
      @chrisdeep8417 2 года назад

      Nobody can say it quite like she can. She's like the Samuel L. Jackson of sh*****ery.

  • @alexwilson7127
    @alexwilson7127 Год назад +6

    A month later, we still don’t know, but maybe Boris Johnson again
    44 days

    • @zombiefied7628
      @zombiefied7628 Год назад

      I don't even know who to support anymore

    • @alexanderthegreat913
      @alexanderthegreat913 Год назад

      @@zombiefied7628 Labour. Please, the Tory party should never be voted in again. They’ve been causing every problem in this country since 2010. Tell everyone around you to vote Labour, we need them.

    • @zombiefied7628
      @zombiefied7628 Год назад

      I'm not even English lol

  • @key1228
    @key1228 2 года назад +24

    This was good... Very good.

    • @key1228
      @key1228 2 года назад

      I would like to warn newcomers to RUclips of the spam above. That channel has no ties to the Juice Media, nor does the Juice Media endorse or represent the channel in any way. Under no circumstances should you click that link. Always look into the activity of an account claiming to associate with the content creators you enjoy viewing. Failure to follow these rules in interacting with the platform will lead to the growth of those who wish to garner an audience with zero effort. Most of the accounts posting web addresses on the platform are programmed to mass produce junk comments harming your user experience on RUclips. It saddens me to see the platform in such a state now.
      Warning over.

  • @mahmutakbaba2802
    @mahmutakbaba2802 2 года назад +49

    "When we have a government like this, who needs terrorists?"
    Made my day🤣🤣🤣

  • @vulturesmusic1617
    @vulturesmusic1617 2 года назад +155

    This is an amazing video I was cackling. Also great shout out to the strikes and the Don't Pay campaign!! Mass action is needed to topple these clowns!!

    • @stivi739
      @stivi739 2 года назад

      Governments fail to realize that a country's biggest asset are its people.

    • @chrisdeep8417
      @chrisdeep8417 2 года назад +1

      Then what? Without a solid and unified leadership to follow we are no better off (or possibly even worse).

    • @zertun2380
      @zertun2380 Год назад

      @@chrisdeep8417 Get yourself a dom m8 if you need some one to control your life. Every one else will do just fine without having some fuckwits that knows jack shit in control.

    • @jamesmcintyre1675
      @jamesmcintyre1675 Год назад

      Gotta be better than authoritarian government ruling over you

    • @internetperson6195
      @internetperson6195 Год назад +2

      @@chrisdeep8417 What makes you think this leadership is in any way solid?

  • @sadiedisenchantment2334
    @sadiedisenchantment2334 Год назад +30

    "With a government like us, who needs terrorists!"
    Had me on the floor.

  • @1984dannz
    @1984dannz 2 года назад +26

    As someone who is currently striking from the Port of Felixstowe, I wholeheartedly agree!

    • @eldrago19
      @eldrago19 2 года назад

      I live not far from Felixstowe, anything I can do to help?

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus 2 года назад

      Let's go! You're a hero, no doubt about it

    • @NoJusticeMTG
      @NoJusticeMTG 2 года назад

      Solidarity!

    • @YA-hm5zy
      @YA-hm5zy 2 года назад

      ✊✊✊

    • @alecburrett7482
      @alecburrett7482 2 года назад

      You do very much deserve fair remuneration and working conditions. Hoping the plonkers see reason sooner rather than later.

  • @ajmatthews7700
    @ajmatthews7700 2 года назад +72

    Love it! Sums it up nicely. Ellen's grin at Truss' cheese remark is priceless.

    • @krpurple2678
      @krpurple2678 2 года назад +1

      That was priceless! I pulled the same face when I saw Truss waiting for applause then I noticed Ellen doing it too!

  • @andreaniccoli8669
    @andreaniccoli8669 2 года назад +26

    Please, make an episode of Honest Government Ads Italy.
    We desperatly need more people to understand how fucked we are.

  • @AshenDruid
    @AshenDruid 2 года назад +4

    Is the UK trying to cosplay as Texas?

  • @stop-the-greed
    @stop-the-greed 2 года назад +52

    From the U.k. all I can say is THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS . I have shared this as much as possible . Thank you .

  • @rupertbaskerville
    @rupertbaskerville 2 года назад +71

    Absolutely incredible! I've been a huge fan of The Juice Media for years and have always wished we had a UK version with so much absolute shitfuckery going un-mocked. Please do more!

    • @brainlyexpertsmart1136
      @brainlyexpertsmart1136 2 года назад

      AGREED!

    • @donkmeister
      @donkmeister 2 года назад

      "so much absolute shitfuckery going un-mocked"... Yes, if there's one thing we in the UK are known for, it's that we never make a mockery of politicians and government policy 🤔
      We do live in the same country, right? 🤣🤣

    • @rupertbaskerville
      @rupertbaskerville 2 года назад

      @@donkmeister ok, it does get mocked, but I think never to the level that The Juice Media is capableof, but at the same time backed up with facts and figures.

  • @stephengarner8628
    @stephengarner8628 2 года назад +63

    Take the facts, put them into an honest satire and you get this advert. Brilliant. Pure brilliance.

    • @charlestownsend9280
      @charlestownsend9280 2 года назад

      It's barely satire, satire involves exaggeration, this is actually exactly how the government is and thinks.

    • @bertrandrussell894
      @bertrandrussell894 2 года назад

      Strange that the facts about migration did not make it into the mix..

    • @charlestownsend9280
      @charlestownsend9280 2 года назад

      @@bertrandrussell894 it kind of did with staff shortages in the NHS.

    • @stephengarner8628
      @stephengarner8628 2 года назад

      @@bertrandrussell894 Well said if you know the facts about migration. Something the Roman empire well understood and is still relevant today so please indulge me.

  • @AspenDarkfire
    @AspenDarkfire Год назад +8

    Plot twist.
    It's both of them. 😐

  • @Bowlzee
    @Bowlzee 2 года назад +27

    So accurate, I laughed hard... then cried as I realise I live here.

  • @zombiehampster1397
    @zombiehampster1397 2 года назад +28

    "Our strong and stable hand on the flush..." immediately won me over lol. Well played, once again, well played.

  • @gerardroll6468
    @gerardroll6468 2 года назад +11

    WELCOME BACK JUICE MEDIA 💖🤗💖

  • @arandomguyonyoutubewhoismo7251
    @arandomguyonyoutubewhoismo7251 2 года назад +3

    "God save the queen." Well atleast the god listened unlike UK government autorities.

  • @Kinntens
    @Kinntens 2 года назад +8

    2:50 that aged

  • @cherryblossom000
    @cherryblossom000 2 года назад +49

    As an Australian I haven’t been keeping up with what’s going on in the UK, but at ‘Authorised by Scott Morrison (Minister for Everything, Everywhere)’ I burst out laughing. Like actually laughing and not exhaling through my nostrils. Thank you for the great informative yet hilarious content ❤️

    • @markthomas919
      @markthomas919 2 года назад

      Yeah it's a complete shitshow in the UK, lunatics firmly in charge of the asylum (ie all of parliament). Got any of those £10 emigration tickets left?

    • @cartoonnetwork1fan26
      @cartoonnetwork1fan26 2 года назад

      I agree with you 100 Percent the juice media is truly the best and anyone tryin to attack if is A horrible Person/Organization
      Go The Juice Media Team!🔥❤📢

    • @Phoenix-Pohta-888
      @Phoenix-Pohta-888 2 года назад

      The whole vid was awesome but the authorised by scott morrison minister for everything everywhere (as an aussie) was a masterstroke!

  • @chipko
    @chipko 2 года назад +48

    Having lived in oz it was nice to be informed. Now in the uk I value these truth updates! Thanks Honest Ads!

    • @drpk6514
      @drpk6514 2 года назад

      You mean your Murdock sh*thole doesnt tell you the truth?!

  • @jirup
    @jirup 2 года назад +35

    Every time you guys do a video abroad, your Aussie audience gets an engaging lesson on geopolitics. Although the local hat-tip, postscript was the thing that made me laugh out loud, I do enjoy your insights to other governments shitfuckery too.

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  2 года назад +6

      That's great! I think the more we know about shitfuckery abroad, the more likely we are to experience some kind of an anti-shitfuckery global consciousness

  • @colonelcorn9500
    @colonelcorn9500 2 года назад +11

    I am so early we had decent politicians
    Back before humanity existed

  • @hallamrafat2193
    @hallamrafat2193 2 года назад +25

    Whoever this woman is... your an absolute legend.

  • @randaya5854
    @randaya5854 Год назад +10

    45 days after being the PM, Liz Truss stepped down.

    • @evechurchill424
      @evechurchill424 Год назад +1

      ...but she still gets all the PM benefits, security protection afforded to ex PMs, so she's the most successful PM ever, she got all her benefits whilst working only for 45 days or so, genius if you ask me.

    • @PORRRIDGE_GUN
      @PORRRIDGE_GUN Год назад

      @@evechurchill424 There used to be a qualifying period of one year in post for those benefits. I think May or Johnson changed that.

    • @evechurchill424
      @evechurchill424 Год назад

      @@PORRRIDGE_GUN ...genius

  • @bartell20j
    @bartell20j 2 года назад +9

    I'm a simple man. Honest government uploads, I click.

  • @TheMrJunta
    @TheMrJunta 2 года назад +18

    I love you for doing this, takes an Aussie to do UK politics justice 👍😁

  • @georgechristiansen5031
    @georgechristiansen5031 2 года назад +149

    It’s great to finally get one about the UK. We have so much rubbish going on everywhere that we really need people like you to let everyone know, just the extent of what’s going on. It’s a great video, looking forward to more, hopefully, in the future.

    • @Rdott82
      @Rdott82 2 года назад +7

      Whats covered in this video isn't even the tip of the iceberg

    • @bye1551
      @bye1551 2 года назад +2

      @@Rdott82 if they covered even half the tip even a condensed satire video would be 20 minutes long so they did well with the time they had to keep it digestible so people would watch it.

    • @lizardkid666
      @lizardkid666 2 года назад +1

      Honestly you need a freedom of speach law

    • @lizardkid666
      @lizardkid666 Год назад

      It’s not like we use the one we own

    • @lizardkid666
      @lizardkid666 Год назад

      My surname is English and the place in Kent where it is from is still a place

  • @seanryan3020
    @seanryan3020 Год назад +9

    "Keep calm and carry on...being reamed in the arse"
    That one killed me!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobiboulon
    @bobiboulon 2 года назад +46

    0:35 As a French, I _demand_ that she provides a scientific proof for that claim. A meta-analysis of twenty or so studies comparing the varieties of French and British cheese production would be sufficient. Thank you.
    :P

    • @markthomas919
      @markthomas919 2 года назад +16

      Ok so as truss knows we have cheddar from Tesco, Sainsbury, Waitrose, Lidl, aldi, coop,, then we have the low salt versions. They each have strong and mild version, that's 24. Then we have a special cheese called strings, it's basically plastic with flavourings a true innovation. What more evidence do you need to understand that the new British pm will be great?........can we rejoin the eu yet? Being French could you send some tips on revolutions please, we need a good one

    • @bobiboulon
      @bobiboulon 2 года назад +14

      @@markthomas919 You'll need:
      - a catchy song about impure blood watering your fields
      - pitchforks (a lot of)
      - a militia joining your movement or (better) a part of the army on your side
      - (very) Large prisons or an inventor with - how to say it? ah, yes - a sharp mind.
      - rich people who will lead the revolution and vow that the citizens will be their own masters (but who, in fact, are planning on taking control of the governement).
      Don't neglect the catchy song, it's important for future generations to be able to vibe when thinking about the massacres that happened during the revolution.

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 2 года назад +4

      @@bobiboulon Everbody talks about "the" french revolution of 1789, but few know about the absolute clusterfuck that followed, where governments kept on replacing each other for most of the 19th century.

    • @bobiboulon
      @bobiboulon 2 года назад +9

      @@valentinmitterbauer4196 And to this day, the people who are supposed to represent us are still far from being a representative sample of the population. Like if you look at the socio-economic background of guys who vote the laws in France vs the general population, there a huge difference. And I'm not even talking about the presidents and ministers we had since before I was born... We are closer to a plutocraty than a democracy, if you want my point of view. Sure, things could be worse, but things could be way better.

    • @stephanguitar9778
      @stephanguitar9778 2 года назад

      @@markthomas919 When we went to Australia in the old days, there was only one kind of cheese. Kraft processed cheese, in a blue pack, on the shelf not the fridge in the supermarket.

  • @silverlinings3946
    @silverlinings3946 2 года назад +37

    It's an absolute masterpiece. The best one ever.
    "You're on your own, dickheads" - a brightest gem of a quote.

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica 2 года назад +1

      ‘This stunned mullet’ and ‘pig fucker in chief’, tickled me the most.

    • @CyberiusT
      @CyberiusT 2 года назад +3

      'nasterpiece'
      Dude, if that was a typo it's a mistake on a level with the discovery of antibiotics by leaving your lunch out to go mouldy.

    • @silverlinings3946
      @silverlinings3946 2 года назад +1

      @@CyberiusT lol it was a fkin typo. Let me make the amends.

  • @oliverdowning1543
    @oliverdowning1543 2 года назад +45

    Finally, this is what we have needed for a while now. Just don't forget, they also wrote the Bill of Rights 2022, the document that, if voted in, would tell the courts to just make sure we don't have any.