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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @thejuicemedia
    @thejuicemedia  11 месяцев назад +3742

    This one's for all our friends in 🇬🇧💛
    And since they have an election coming soon (it can't come soon enough tbh) I thought we'd lend a hand by reminding UK voters of some of the bullshit to expect as the election nears... and about tactical voting. It's pretty lame that UK voters have to resort to "tactical voting" - it makes me appreciate all the more the (much fairer) preferential voting system we have here in Australia, where you can actually vote for the candidate you like, without "wasting" your vote. But in lieu of such a system in the UK, I thought I'd use this HGA to remind voters there of the need to vote tactically to circumvent their munted FPTP voting system. So if you have friends and family who vote in the UK (preferably ones who don't mind some swearing) please share this HGA with them.
    👉stopthetories.vote

    • @Timlagor
      @Timlagor 11 месяцев назад +14

      That site isn't any good

    • @OutsiderLabs
      @OutsiderLabs 11 месяцев назад +22

      Lol, you made a typo in the video with the address. tactivalvote

    • @emceeboogieboots1608
      @emceeboogieboots1608 11 месяцев назад +5

      So the V in the middle was an error? I thought the domain must have been taken
      And is this a movement that will get to work in other nations?
      It's worth having a look, even as an Aussie with an election to come in another year or so I think

    • @SammiCPC79
      @SammiCPC79 11 месяцев назад +43

      Means a lot to have your solidarity thanks so much.
      Annoyingly the tactical choice where I live is shitlite. It really grates giving a tactical vote to them, when they've spent the last 4 years calling me an antisemite, telling me I'm not welcome, and that if I don't fawn over the dear leader and his approach with not a shred of dissent then there's the door, not to mention a load of pathetic sophist mental gymnastery over calling for a ceasefire in Gaza, a shadow health minister that wants to increase privatisation of the NHS, a shadow chancellor who wants to double down on tory austerity and is on record saying she wants to be tougher than the tories on benefits...
      do I really have to vote for this bunch of miscreants?

    • @martinjameshedley
      @martinjameshedley 11 месяцев назад +35

      Ha ha I'm one of your Patrons and you've pictured my seaside home town of Weymouth, Dorset and a local derogatory term for tourists, "Grockles" Although Weymouth as a whole is a very friendly but underfunded, rundown and subservient to London and central government. Thank you and well done on an accurate and concise description of the disintegration of the UK. 👋🤣🥰

  • @TheBezaleel
    @TheBezaleel 11 месяцев назад +8464

    As a 63 year old Brit, I stand behind this history programme.

    • @Tony11806
      @Tony11806 11 месяцев назад +162

      As as 63 year old British person myself I confirm what you say.

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Tony11806
      Oh 😧😮😯 Please 🥺 This Is Such Leftist Bullshit 💩 And What Does Andrew Tate Have Anything To Do With This Stuff Anyway?.

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 11 месяцев назад +87

      @@Tony11806As a 55 year old it has been desperate for my entire lifetime taking a serious nose dive when I was 11.

    • @hybridepigenes
      @hybridepigenes 11 месяцев назад +58

      As a 63 year old half brit I do too😊

    • @preethamj2385
      @preethamj2385 11 месяцев назад

      As 74 year old brit, I hate your comment

  • @mythical5311
    @mythical5311 11 месяцев назад +4525

    "With a government like this, who needs terrorists?" That hit hard...

    • @helloworld441
      @helloworld441 11 месяцев назад

      The western govt are the terrorists😭

    • @J43RH
      @J43RH 11 месяцев назад +55

      Fr. So so true. Your comment should get pinned. Feels like an actual takeaway from this vid

    • @tamsheikh
      @tamsheikh 11 месяцев назад

      They are the terrorists and have always been the terrorists of you can’t see that then you have no idea what’s going on.

    • @NeyamStar
      @NeyamStar 11 месяцев назад +13

      Ikr😊

    • @CrackpotCreations
      @CrackpotCreations 11 месяцев назад

      The gov't does, otherwise people would realize all these "counter terrorism" laws are actually intended to punish civil unrest, particularly damage to corporate property...

  • @pacocheung1864
    @pacocheung1864 11 месяцев назад +3590

    As someone living in Norwich, hearing about a failing transport system is very interesting.
    I didn’t know we had any transport systems

    • @charlielynes
      @charlielynes 11 месяцев назад +88

      How does your sister-wife get to work?
      🤔

    • @RadicalAntifa
      @RadicalAntifa 11 месяцев назад +151

      ​@@charlielynesprolly on a children's cycle like you lmao

    • @charlielynes
      @charlielynes 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@RadicalAntifa
      Ah, the yokel dialect appears... how very rural.
      🤦‍♂️

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 11 месяцев назад +30

      I sympathise.
      It is hard to judge who is more derided by many English people , the Welsh or Norfolk.
      All thoroughly sad.

    • @williamthompson2591
      @williamthompson2591 11 месяцев назад +11

      Imagine living in a city eh only public transport here is walking and an occasional village tour bus

  • @SamJonesMediaHUD
    @SamJonesMediaHUD 8 месяцев назад +1002

    As a proud British man I'm furious how you have the nerve to make a video so accurate

    • @marionkennedy9651
      @marionkennedy9651 8 месяцев назад +23

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 7 месяцев назад

      If it's such a horrible country, why does everyone want to come and live here? And what's wrong with wanting to send immigrants back to their own countries? Are brown people's countries shitholes, or something?

    • @BadgerBreath-rz1np
      @BadgerBreath-rz1np 5 месяцев назад +4

      Perfect post😂

    • @Sofa2334
      @Sofa2334 4 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @pacochawa2746
      @pacochawa2746 3 месяца назад

      As an illegal american brown person I am horrified they didnt outsource the "bulls eye guy" everyone know brown labour hits the target for cheaper than any whiteboy....

  • @huwguyver4208
    @huwguyver4208 11 месяцев назад +719

    People from all over the world asking Juice Media to do an Honest Government Ad for their home country. Love it!

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  11 месяцев назад +204

      We have a lot of work to do

    • @dom9882
      @dom9882 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@thejuicemediaare you hiring? 😊

    • @adzz8012
      @adzz8012 11 месяцев назад +10

      ​@thejuicemedia I'm doing my part, 'want to know more?' You guys get smashed doing Aussie politics/media shitshows, but you can hear the world wide fans.. you would get censored in so many countries it would be awesome. 😂😂❤ honestly I love what you do for us lowly common folk that make up the majority here and spell it out with 🖍 (crayons) the fact anyone not earning over 2 million a year would vote anything else is beyond me.. so many embarrassed millionaires in waiting apparently.. lol

    • @kristophxr79
      @kristophxr79 11 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@thejuicemediaPlease do Trinidad & Tobago. It's so crazy and corrupt here, you'd have a field-day with research.
      And of course the entire Caribbean will flood your video with a lot of support

    • @Twinfire
      @Twinfire 11 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@thejuicemedia This is what good journalism is about, shining the light on the issues the pollies want kept in the dark, Funny AF and Scalpel sharp accuracy

  • @TheOneAndOnlyCatfish.
    @TheOneAndOnlyCatfish. 11 месяцев назад +2486

    That calculator gag never gets old

    • @yt.personal.identification
      @yt.personal.identification 11 месяцев назад +163

      Slovenia caught a stray with that one.

    • @deepmedsing9961
      @deepmedsing9961 11 месяцев назад

      @@yt.personal.identificationyup…I was expecting fuckall

    • @arnezbridges93
      @arnezbridges93 11 месяцев назад +54

      ​. Slovania at least has the excuse of being wartorn and land locked.

    • @chrismoule7328
      @chrismoule7328 11 месяцев назад +59

      ​@@arnezbridges93I live pretty much slap-bang in the middle of Britain and from where I'm sitting Slovenia is looking rather appealing!

    • @Yomanchamcru
      @Yomanchamcru 11 месяцев назад +37

      In pure fairness, I reckon Slovenia have overtaken us at this stage of things...

  • @unknownuser9212
    @unknownuser9212 11 месяцев назад +505

    Thank you so much for doing another British one. Our country is screwed, and it's honestly such a relief to hear other people outside the UK take notice. I cannot express just how grateful I am to you guys.

    • @robinwalsh9542
      @robinwalsh9542 11 месяцев назад

      People from outside the UK have been taking notice for many years as regards to how you tried to screw the rest of the world, and now you are paying for your faults, it's called karma.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 11 месяцев назад +8

      It's screwed as long as we don't have preferential voting and an elected HoL. It's quite difficult change things for the better with FPTP.

    • @gaboshkaboi6885
      @gaboshkaboi6885 11 месяцев назад +1

      Why do care if people outside the UK take notice that the UK politicians suck. We, outside the UK have no voting right in the UK, so I fail to see how is taking notice changes anything

    • @omnipotentpumpkin9755
      @omnipotentpumpkin9755 11 месяцев назад +8

      I had someone ask me two days ago "why did you leave the U.K isn't it suppose to be really nice" and my first thought was damn Commonwealth propaganda really is poisonously effective.

    • @unknownman5090
      @unknownman5090 11 месяцев назад +4

      Eh, technically all country are screwed.

  • @the4cs744
    @the4cs744 7 месяцев назад +64

    Lately, the idea of leaving the UK has become a serious consideration for me. After stumbling upon a humorous yet brutally honest video, I've become absolutely certain that I want out. I'm utterly tired of feeling like a slave to government debt. It seems like every day, we're inching closer to resembling the United States in terms of governance, with power and wealth concentrated in the hands of a select few. Instead of holding those in power accountable, the public is stuck in a cycle of blaming each other. As a Brit, I'm well aware of the myriad problems we face and how badly we've been let down, but seeing them presented so succinctly was overwhelming. It's made me realize just how exhausted I am with our government. The video was fantastic, and I appreciate it for shedding light on the chaos we're facing.

    • @emilieduncan7917
      @emilieduncan7917 7 месяцев назад +4

      And because of this same governments decisions leaving to live in a neighbouring country is now much much harder 😢

    • @mike9347
      @mike9347 6 месяцев назад +5

      We're probably at the same level in Australia mate, so I wouldn't come here. Migrate to Western Samoa.

    • @Samsara_is_dukkha
      @Samsara_is_dukkha 6 месяцев назад +3

      I have a condo to rent in Chiang Mai, Thailand... We welcome British economic refugees.

    • @tonyduncan9852
      @tonyduncan9852 5 месяцев назад +2

      I left 23 years ago, fearing that the next year would kill me. I'm still here (shan't say where), happy, healthy, living in utilitarian comfort, and ready for anything - except the F-UK-U..

    • @LupaMoon-008
      @LupaMoon-008 4 месяца назад

      ​@@tonyduncan9852... probably in Russia, isn't it?

  • @Onion_Wolf
    @Onion_Wolf 11 месяцев назад +567

    I wish someone would broadcast this on national TV. Like why we are not rioting boggles my mind.

    • @jodieredgap5475
      @jodieredgap5475 10 месяцев назад +9

      Honestly Same just seem like letting them walk all over us

    • @jameseden9380
      @jameseden9380 10 месяцев назад +36

      They made rioting (protest) illegal, so i cant even leave my house without getting arrested or impregnated by a policeman. (I may or may not know if he is a policeman) were so fucked

    • @Onion_Wolf
      @Onion_Wolf 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@jameseden9380 Should have been a Muslim.

    • @J2thL20s
      @J2thL20s 10 месяцев назад

      Because the British like "taking it on the chin"....Lockdown was all about how much they could push us and apparently they can so, as long as the tories are in its only ever going to get worse because they've realised that we're the opposite of the French

    • @chrism2279
      @chrism2279 10 месяцев назад +6

      Too much swearing for UK TV 🤣

  • @shybard
    @shybard 11 месяцев назад +295

    People from the UK commenting about how accurate this is has me worried for people in the UK.

    • @kimwarburton8490
      @kimwarburton8490 11 месяцев назад +36

      honestly, hearing it all like this in one fell swoop vrs being ground down bit by bit has made me feel kinda depressed and wishing i could leave uk.

    • @bigtony4829
      @bigtony4829 11 месяцев назад +21

      Every country has the same issues it's just we Brits laugh at ourselves and the mess we are in ....
      We are clever enough to see we are screwed but not clever enough to actually fix the problems

    • @ubitubee
      @ubitubee 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@bigtony4829by every country, nowadays we mean Eastern Europe, not Germany or Netherlands

    • @ChemicalWool
      @ChemicalWool 11 месяцев назад +31

      Every day we are becoming more like the United States in terms of how we are governed and how the power and wealth sits in the hands of a small few. The public just sits around blaming one another rather than blaming those with the power and wealth.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 11 месяцев назад

      The main thing is that the Tory Scum Lite really are the only alternative the UK has. It's one shade of shit versus another.

  • @vulcan4d
    @vulcan4d 11 месяцев назад +2327

    100% accurate. "With a government like this, who needs terrorists".......priceless.

    • @randomsimpsonsquotes6033
      @randomsimpsonsquotes6033 11 месяцев назад +43

      Lucky us, we have both😂

    • @stuartd9741
      @stuartd9741 11 месяцев назад

      The word terrorist is very subjective..
      Remember canadian PM Trudeau called the protesting truckers terrorists? And seized their bank accounts?
      Which he later retracted once ol' poots invaded the 'Kraine

    • @John.0z
      @John.0z 11 месяцев назад +18

      And it applies in so many other notional democracies.

    • @GreaPoiu
      @GreaPoiu 11 месяцев назад

      Everywhere really democracies pseudo-democracies​ dictatorships autocracies worldwide the middle-class is getting shafted
      @@John.0z

    • @xulture
      @xulture 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@John.0zof course it does.. same here in NZ

  • @JimiVexTV
    @JimiVexTV 9 месяцев назад +652

    "This haunted Dickensian lamp-post" is the best descriptor of anyone I've ever known.

    • @alexverdigris9939
      @alexverdigris9939 8 месяцев назад +6

      A good description of Britain as a whole.

    • @joecolman1968
      @joecolman1968 7 месяцев назад +10

      I once heard him described as a 'haunted Victorian hat stand.'

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 5 месяцев назад

      She’s not worthy to clean his shoes with her tears.

    • @joecolman1968
      @joecolman1968 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@aclark903 she wouldn't need to. He'll have a butler on minimum wage to do it for him

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 5 месяцев назад

      @@joecolman1968 I don’t know where you get your #butlers, Joe, but usually they are on way more than minimum wage…

  • @eafluv853
    @eafluv853 11 месяцев назад +964

    “With a government like this, who needs terrorists?”
    This made me giggle and also sent a shiver down my spine

    • @franklinblunt69
      @franklinblunt69 10 месяцев назад

      The situation in USA else ScAmerika, banality of evil indulge outright evil that willfully commit civil, criminal, & human rights violations with atrocity then fraud, coverup, obfuscate, obstruct, reprisal, & retaliate.

    • @ahmedzihanrasheed4184
      @ahmedzihanrasheed4184 10 месяцев назад +2

      Hmmm...now university in England seems like it will be a few years of depression to say the least

    • @catherinebirch2399
      @catherinebirch2399 9 месяцев назад

      I thought that the present government were terrorists.

    • @kristjanpeil
      @kristjanpeil 8 месяцев назад +2

      yeah it's like my: "with gun proliferation, we won't need the abortion debate" (here in the estonia, the top reason for child death is suicide, in the US, it's gun violence)

  • @marksaunders1565
    @marksaunders1565 11 месяцев назад +1247

    As a UK citizen I fully support this message

    • @TehJumpingJawa
      @TehJumpingJawa 11 месяцев назад +9

      *serf

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 11 месяцев назад +27

      @@TehJumpingJawaYup. That's most of us.
      Thank you Margaret Thatcher and your 'Victorian values' returning us to the world of Charles Dickens.

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone 11 месяцев назад +3

      I was skeptical towards the basement dweller US manchild being led anew to the UK's greenery and open expanses in the Baby Steps videogame, couldn't get past it

    • @yakotako717
      @yakotako717 11 месяцев назад

      So it's ok to call a Hindu a "F*ckPig"? Ok, rasist.

    • @ProleDaddy
      @ProleDaddy 11 месяцев назад +4

      As a US citizen, I also endorse this message.

  • @damightyshabba439
    @damightyshabba439 11 месяцев назад +514

    Sorry to double post but that line "With a government like this - Who needs terrorists?".... that deserves special attention. What a classic line.... Who ever wrote that - VERY well done.

    • @bananadave
      @bananadave 11 месяцев назад +2

      Agreed.

    • @stuartread9512
      @stuartread9512 11 месяцев назад +11

      Actually the government does - good as both a scapegoat and for fearmongering.

    • @gbonkers666
      @gbonkers666 11 месяцев назад +1

      unfortunately, it kind of happening here in America too.

    • @pawelzielinski1398
      @pawelzielinski1398 11 месяцев назад

      @@gbonkers666 I feel like I am living in the final years of the Weimar republic. Everyday there is a new NSDAP rally where the Führer gives his flamboyant speeches, and the followers are chanting.

    • @brendandennis5868
      @brendandennis5868 11 месяцев назад +2

      It needs to be painted on a bus

  • @rickparkinmoto
    @rickparkinmoto 9 месяцев назад +225

    14 years perfectly decanted into 3 and a half minutes. The Juice Media never fails to deliver.

    • @kilerscn
      @kilerscn 7 месяцев назад +5

      Technically it's further back that 14 years as she said Labour was conservatives light, which was what New Labour was from 97-2010.

  • @tdb7992
    @tdb7992 11 месяцев назад +1742

    Australians do offensive humour and swearing so brilliantly, it’s like an art form. Brilliant knowledge of the UK’s domestic politics too.

    • @PerspectiveEngineer
      @PerspectiveEngineer 11 месяцев назад +15

      And the fuck good too!

    • @bewarethegwen
      @bewarethegwen 11 месяцев назад +18

      That's a british accent

    • @tdb7992
      @tdb7992 11 месяцев назад +63

      @@bewarethegwen this channel is Australian. They’re just putting on a British accent for this episode.

    • @bewarethegwen
      @bewarethegwen 11 месяцев назад +26

      Sure fooled me pretty much nailed modern day uk.

    • @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj
      @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj 11 месяцев назад

      Repeating the retarded lefty bullshit that lefties in other countries say isn’t hard

  • @makamakolee5284
    @makamakolee5284 11 месяцев назад +869

    "With a government like this, who needs terrorists?" This is the sweetest sound I've heard this year!

    • @bremeartic8650
      @bremeartic8650 11 месяцев назад +30

      Resonates in US too, lol

    • @Bookhermit
      @Bookhermit 11 месяцев назад +11

      They may not need terrorists, but they sure are allowing plenty to come in....

    • @ziad_jkhan
      @ziad_jkhan 11 месяцев назад

      @@Bookhermit Terrorists and the government are just two horns of the same bull. That's what the message is about. Divide and conquer.
      Crazy how despite all that's been exposed some people are unable to get it.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@bremeartic8650 resonates in the entire world

    • @dandavidson4717
      @dandavidson4717 11 месяцев назад +50

      ⁠@@BookhermitI’m assuming that’s you being xenophobic about immigration? Perhaps you should watch the video again - take particular note about the part where it explains the government policy on distractions.
      TLDR; Immigration is not the problem, it’s the distraction.
      If only we had a government that attempted to solve our problems instead of blaming everyone else.

  • @Vianyte
    @Vianyte 11 месяцев назад +2594

    This isn't a joke. This is real. This is what the situation in the UK is right now.

    • @Devin7Eleven
      @Devin7Eleven 11 месяцев назад +49

      Just hand over the country to Saudi Arabia. Thats what you guys apparently want to be now. Doesn’t look much different anyway besides being more green.

    • @sophiepooks2174
      @sophiepooks2174 11 месяцев назад

      Both parties are scumbags, UK is a lost cause, becoming more far right, like the rest of Europe, next step authoritarian extremist Islamic/ Christio-fascist dictatorship, or anarchy as sang about by Mr Lydon in 1977.😂

    • @LB-jw3ly
      @LB-jw3ly 11 месяцев назад

      As someone who lives in the US I don’t feel sorry for you. Try having past wannabe dictator president who tries to sell you out to the Russians and a current human vegetable who thinks it’s 1963.

    • @kiedisboughen5318
      @kiedisboughen5318 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Devin7Eleventhat's what the tory bastards want

    • @lytrihtr7618
      @lytrihtr7618 11 месяцев назад +6

      haha but it is a joke the uk is doing a lot better than the us and Germany

  • @TheGamersState
    @TheGamersState 8 месяцев назад +77

    British Man here; This is 100% accurate.

  • @EbbingCrescentMusic
    @EbbingCrescentMusic 11 месяцев назад +264

    As a Brit, while I'm so well aware of all the problems we have and just how screwed we've been, having them laid out like that in such rapid succession was honestly overwhelming; I don't think I've realised just how burnt out I've become with our Government. Fantastic video! And thank you for shining a light on the absolute train wreck here. 😁

    • @braxxian
      @braxxian 11 месяцев назад

      Perhaps the people of the UK should wake the f#$k up then and stop voting them back in. You get the Government you deserve.

  • @harryc8415
    @harryc8415 11 месяцев назад +1090

    As a FUKU citizen in the Scottish part this was not only very entertaining but also incredibly accurate.

    • @ecoterrorist1402
      @ecoterrorist1402 11 месяцев назад +28

      let's have one on the SNP, enough there for multiple episodes.

    • @MichaelRowe-cv3oq
      @MichaelRowe-cv3oq 11 месяцев назад +12

      You obviously mean Scotland-the largest county in England-and don`t you forget it.

    • @taekwanlew
      @taekwanlew 11 месяцев назад

      Really? You start @@ecoterrorist1402 and please use evidence, evidence the police don't even have. Scotland has so many wan kers like you who wished they were English it's sickening. And no I am not a member of the SNP and have never voted for them. Just sick of c unts like you

    • @davelocktalk
      @davelocktalk 11 месяцев назад

      ​@ecoterrorist1402 Westminster scum has cost you far more than the snp at least people that vote snp are patriots! What are you?

    • @davelocktalk
      @davelocktalk 11 месяцев назад +25

      ​@MichaelRowe-cv3oq thanks for helping scottish independence.

  • @therealbongos
    @therealbongos 11 месяцев назад +922

    Y'all should do one on Greece.
    Greek PM has had SO MANY scandals like hacking and arresting journalists criticising the Greek government

    • @sababaratashvili8629
      @sababaratashvili8629 11 месяцев назад

      Nah, vast majority of UK and the West problems comes from migration and "progressive" agendas so fuk these guys too. Even Tori are bad because they are basically infiltrated by same "progressive" scum.

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 11 месяцев назад +50

      There was a time when Greece was a top tier country. Then again, the same could be said about Egypt, China, Babylon, Persia, Rome, etc.

    • @blede8649
      @blede8649 11 месяцев назад +58

      ​​@@reubenmanzo2054Rome has only ever been a top tier country when it was the ONLY country. It's always been an hyper-unequal, hypermilitarised clown car (does this remind you of anything ?).

    • @andrewthomas695
      @andrewthomas695 11 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@reubenmanzo2054All great nations crumble from within.

    • @therealbongos
      @therealbongos 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@reubenmanzo2054 Yeah it's really gone down the drain in recent years. Finances are going up but individual freedoms are going down.

  • @DotepenecPL
    @DotepenecPL 9 месяцев назад +205

    "Slovenia" when I expected "fuck all" is the best thing I have heard in weeks.
    Greetings from Croatia. ;D

    • @seandavie3672
      @seandavie3672 8 месяцев назад +6

      I actually aspire to live in the Balkans to try to retreat from a similar shit show here in Australia.

    • @DotepenecPL
      @DotepenecPL 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@seandavie3672 Don't.

    • @seandavie3672
      @seandavie3672 7 месяцев назад

      @@DotepenecPL why?

    • @getsideways7257
      @getsideways7257 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@seandavie3672 It probably hasn't occurred to you just yet, but there is essentially no place on this Earth where you could escape similar shit shows. It's quite possible that Elon Musk so aspires moving to Mars exactly because of this (and possibly becoming an author of a shit show of his own)

    • @mobileletsplays4660
      @mobileletsplays4660 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@seandavie3672 You won the birth lottery, what are you talking about?

  • @flangeclamp4239
    @flangeclamp4239 11 месяцев назад +311

    Born-on-a-certain-side-of-a-line-drawn-on-a-map type here, "With a Government like this, who needs terrorists?" is the most accurate statement regarding the Cuntservatory Party I've seen this week. Thanks Juice.

    • @kanedNunable
      @kanedNunable 11 месяцев назад

      they killed brits at a rate quicker than hitler managed. crazy really. in 10 years they killed twice as many brits as hitler did.

    • @KonigJindiao
      @KonigJindiao 11 месяцев назад +7

      I just gave up trying to stop laughing because I was I'm a busy place when I heard that..

  • @wardenoforder5164
    @wardenoforder5164 11 месяцев назад +408

    As a Brit, this is the most accurate educational skit for anyone wondering what happens in this country.

    • @wombat.6652
      @wombat.6652 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, this Aussie was wondering.

    • @petiertje
      @petiertje 11 месяцев назад +3

      The funny thing is, I live across the pond (the little one) of you and this video could well be about my country. Somehow people did act all surprised and 'insulted' when our 'cunts' got their comeuppance.
      Actually, it's not a funny thing, but still.

    • @wardenoforder5164
      @wardenoforder5164 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@wombat.6652Trust me m8, as your cousin from across the waters, we really haven’t evolved much since the 1800’s lol

    • @wardenoforder5164
      @wardenoforder5164 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@petiertjeYeah, I get the feeling my country is a long way off from seeing our MPs get comeuppance for any of their actions

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 11 месяцев назад +420

    As an Australian, I'm obsessed with Brexit and UK politics, I suspect, because it actually makes me feel good about Australian politics by comparison.

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 11 месяцев назад +13

      This channel is literally mostly about your politics though and it keeps giving America a run for the money mate.

    • @timmat8029
      @timmat8029 11 месяцев назад +21

      As an ex-POM in Aus, we did have it good until about 2008. Shitshow since then.

    • @anthonykennedy5324
      @anthonykennedy5324 11 месяцев назад

      What happened then ? From a Queenslander.@@timmat8029

    • @breakingbadest9772
      @breakingbadest9772 11 месяцев назад +7

      You shouldn't, Aussies are the worst when it comes to emissions hurting the climate, and I think that has something to do with your politics.

    • @bigtony4829
      @bigtony4829 11 месяцев назад +5

      You guys turned back the boat migrants and rule yourselves ..Thats all the brits are trying to do not so hard to understand really

  • @chrislom5288
    @chrislom5288 8 месяцев назад +95

    The writing here is top notch but this lady's casually foul-mouthed delivery is chef's-kiss superb.

    • @tonyduncan9852
      @tonyduncan9852 5 месяцев назад +1

      Matchless. Sets my juices stirring, and I'm 80.

    • @universe1879
      @universe1879 3 месяца назад

      She’s Australian, swearing is second nature lul

  • @charlielynes
    @charlielynes 11 месяцев назад +367

    As a resident of the UK, I applaud this video for its accuracy and honesty.
    Not a single fact is out of place. A true reflection of our Tory Government.
    "Completely Uncaring Narcissistic Tories"
    💚

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@dfar2303It really would be pushing it to be as bad. One would almost have to try quite hard to surpass this current tragicomedy.

    • @earthsmoke9450
      @earthsmoke9450 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@532bluepeter1 Labour: “Hold my beer……”

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 11 месяцев назад

      @@dfar2303 It really won't be. They have been left a sh!tshow by the Tories so they limited in what they can do.
      Actions such as selling off the HS2 land show just how reprobate the current government are. When Priti Patel starts to look 'principled but misguided', you know they're bad.
      In my uneducated opinion, the UK is actually starting to drift into a very difficult place to get out of, but silver lining is that people are ready for change.

    • @deevnn
      @deevnn 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@dfar2303 Nope...you are deluded if you conflate the two.

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 11 месяцев назад

      There is a minor error... Rishi Sunak is the Prime markerter. The F**k Pig-in-Chief of the UK is still technically the British Monarch. Other than that all the facts were spot on.

  • @Bob.Jenkins
    @Bob.Jenkins 11 месяцев назад +438

    A pretty concise and accurate description of the UK at the moment.

    • @PeaceDweller
      @PeaceDweller 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah...still nobody wants to leave though do they...

    • @stevenhoward9926
      @stevenhoward9926 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@PeaceDweller Brits leaving by the thousands, immigrants coming in by the millions.

    • @peterbarkworth951
      @peterbarkworth951 11 месяцев назад +17

      Well, those that can afford are leaving.​@@PeaceDweller

    • @PeaceDweller
      @PeaceDweller 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@stevenhoward9926 So you're admitting we have migrants coming by the millions?

    • @bujin1977
      @bujin1977 11 месяцев назад

      @@PeaceDwellerProbably because a bunch of thick, ignorant dickheads made it a LOT harder to leave.

  • @SIS3W3N
    @SIS3W3N 11 месяцев назад +1123

    It's genuinely depressing just how many countries have their politics dominated by a truly awful party working against the people's interests and a slightly-less-awful party that is still working against the people's interests.

    • @XOXFilmStudio
      @XOXFilmStudio 11 месяцев назад +117

      That's capitalism working as intended, baby!

    • @winterlightstudios4340
      @winterlightstudios4340 11 месяцев назад

      Yet they still get votes... which is even more depressing -- how many people out there are so dumb that they vote AGAINST their own best interests...

    • @KerbalFacile
      @KerbalFacile 11 месяцев назад +96

      It's a feature, not a bug.

    • @josephbascombe-mccarthy7789
      @josephbascombe-mccarthy7789 11 месяцев назад +18

      Patch is coming 2024. Make sure you buy the labour dlc.

    • @deen2400
      @deen2400 11 месяцев назад +15

      @XOXFilmStudio I wouldn’t call it capitalism in the monetary sense but I guess it could be called that in the sense that people will pick the power group, manipulate power groups, or even create power groups. I think of it like students in school voting for/in school elections. Lots of clique groups and many students don’t feel like they are really apart of the school system anyways. If there is any money involved or raised by the students; well…my personal experience is that it was used for only those that knew about it. Again why most students don’t feel like they are really apart of the school system.

  • @mike9347
    @mike9347 6 месяцев назад +23

    " All with the help of a media that is owned by a handful of cun, i mean companies" 😅😂🤣

  • @ahaveland
    @ahaveland 11 месяцев назад +143

    This isn't an ad, it's a documentary!
    Amazing!

  • @KootFloris
    @KootFloris 11 месяцев назад +527

    A way too under appreciated truth teller in a world of wank.

    • @gamingguruoz
      @gamingguruoz 11 месяцев назад +13

      they are aussies so enough said

    • @7lilly5
      @7lilly5 11 месяцев назад +1

      *Sighs, slams computer lid down, sits there quietly, reflecting.* After this comment, there is no need for more internet today. (I reside in murica, who acts like the uk is just an associate. Murica: the little pain in the ass sibling up britians arse since 1776. Cheers, and peace to you, my Friend!)

    • @KootFloris
      @KootFloris 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@7lilly5 Thanks! Wonderful, and sadly also a sadly true comment.

  • @mackieincsouthsea
    @mackieincsouthsea 11 месяцев назад +490

    So painfully accurate 😭 The irony is that this video gave us a more beneficial public service than the Conservatives offered in my lifetime!

    • @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj
      @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj 11 месяцев назад

      The irony is that it’s the racist anti white leftist scum who have caused the terrorist attacks that they now joke about

    • @Cathy_610
      @Cathy_610 11 месяцев назад +7

      Your are right

    • @hatimnoli
      @hatimnoli 11 месяцев назад +1

      Don't forget to vote for them my good man.

  • @SeeAllHearAll
    @SeeAllHearAll 7 месяцев назад +9

    The only truthful uk tourism ad ive seen

  • @28318511
    @28318511 11 месяцев назад +414

    Its actually sad when satire becomes reality. Sad but true. Keep up the great work juicemedia.

    • @fildyb
      @fildyb 11 месяцев назад +12

      Satire has always been about reality, and circumventing governmental censorship.

    • @JakobusVdL
      @JakobusVdL 11 месяцев назад +5

      Sadly, the politics in the UK are very easy to satirise.

    • @aussiegruber86
      @aussiegruber86 11 месяцев назад +3

      It’s not satire, she is presenting the truth 😅

    • @telavivjake
      @telavivjake 11 месяцев назад +4

      Satire isn't becoming reality. Reality is becoming satire.

  • @rodden1953
    @rodden1953 11 месяцев назад +76

    As a UK peasant i would like to thank you for this .

  • @chrismoule7328
    @chrismoule7328 11 месяцев назад +71

    As a citizen of the UK for nearly 56 years now I can confirm we have moved beyond democracy. Now we are a cuntocracy. And I loved your (very accurate) description of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

    • @tufsoft1
      @tufsoft1 11 месяцев назад +3

      you can always vote Labia.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 11 месяцев назад

      Nah, it still is and has always been representative pretend democracy.

  • @Everthus4
    @Everthus4 8 месяцев назад +73

    I remember when i met guy from London in new years eve in Poland, Cracow. He said it is new thing for him, no police sirens, no shootings, not even explosions, gangs, violence. Just peacefull celebration (and heavy drinking). I've never been in London. Now i dont want to. It sounded really scary.

    • @boggart1062
      @boggart1062 8 месяцев назад +13

      London is the city with the largest wealth disparity in the country, alongside oligarchs and saudi princes you've got households scraping by on less than half minimum wage.

    • @grapeyard1778
      @grapeyard1778 8 месяцев назад +3

      I was in Londen for a few days back in 2018 or 2019, can't remember exactly. Didn't feel very unsafe but I also don't think you're missing out on much if you don't visit.

    • @robfereday4753
      @robfereday4753 8 месяцев назад

      You have just made the BEST decision EVER to give London a miss ! 😅

    • @zenniegaming9608
      @zenniegaming9608 8 месяцев назад +14

      Hello there, Slovak living in the UK. I've spent few years in London, in a not-very-posh-but-also-not-very-poor type of area. I haven't seen or heard any explosions or shootings. I've seen a group of guys kicking some guy once (which is about the same I've seen in Prague when I lived there), and I've seen few drops of blood on the street once. English people tend to heavily exaggerate problems in the UK, it's a form of displaying their wit, I think. All European countries do that, including Poland or Slovakia, but English specifically are masters of it.
      London is a beautiful place with many colourful areas and historical monuments and it would be a shame to miss it just because you think it's worse than Afghanistan or Honduras. Yes, I would say it is less safe than Krakow, or Prague, or Bratislava, but traveling is about getting out of your comfort zone.
      With that said, if you decide to visit the UK, I suggest to not stay just in London and travel also to some other beautiful locations (try some charming villages in Cotsworlds, or maybe Edinburgh, Chester, York, natural beauty like Lake District or Scottish Highlands, or even that wonderful train from Fort William to Mallaig)

    • @pocaluneksmierci
      @pocaluneksmierci 7 месяцев назад

      Mieszkam w Londynie od prawie 20 lat i nie jest aż tak źle jak opisują ale video powyżej pięknie opisuje UK rząd 👌 pozdro

  • @chrise202
    @chrise202 11 месяцев назад +161

    "With a government like this who needs terrorists?" Lmao so true

  • @nathanieldixon543
    @nathanieldixon543 11 месяцев назад +65

    As a UK citizen I fully confirm this message is completely accurate

  • @PhilJonesIII
    @PhilJonesIII 8 месяцев назад +31

    I left the UK nearly 30 years ago. Looks like it was the right thing to do.

    • @edwardnoble9897
      @edwardnoble9897 8 месяцев назад +1

      I left 7 years ago (you can prob guess why) and although part of me would love to go back, this video is 100% accurate. I have survivors guilt about all the people I left behind.

    • @snxjsnsnjsiwnsjsosjsmmemsjsn
      @snxjsnsnjsiwnsjsosjsmmemsjsn 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@edwardnoble9897dont be man, im in same situation here in s.e asia, be happy and thankful u abandoned the nelson ship instead, better somebody survives than nobody....🛩️🛩️⛵⛵⛵

    • @Samsara_is_dukkha
      @Samsara_is_dukkha 6 месяцев назад

      @@snxjsnsnjsiwnsjsosjsmmemsjsn Where are you in SE Asia? I left the UK in 2002 and live in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

    • @tayetrotman
      @tayetrotman 5 месяцев назад +1

      Oh 100%. Of course, none of us could afford to leave anymore

    • @tonyduncan9852
      @tonyduncan9852 5 месяцев назад +1

      23 years ago. The best decision I ever made. 😎

  • @sammyletsplay
    @sammyletsplay 11 месяцев назад +832

    As someone who lived in the UK since 2010, its honestly crazy how the government has been ruining the economy for personal gain. Everything in this video is true and just a scratch of the true extent. The homelessness problem is so big, in a city like Manchester there are homeless people begging outside every supermarket and little corner shop - if you walk outside at night there are massess of sleeping bags under buildings. Reading the news the past few years has felt like being in a Black Mirror episode

    • @duncanshaw8102
      @duncanshaw8102 11 месяцев назад

      It's a feature, not a bug. Financial capitalism is parasitic.

    • @mackieincsouthsea
      @mackieincsouthsea 11 месяцев назад +28

      It's genuinely so sad. I know politics shouldn't be any kind of be all and end all but it's at the point where it's properly unfathomable that people could vote tory

    • @AussieFem
      @AussieFem 11 месяцев назад

      It seems to be happening everywhere. Same scenario in Australia. It's like the Governments of the western world have colluded to bring our countries down.

    • @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj
      @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj 11 месяцев назад

      It’s crazy how you believe this bullshit but obviously you’re a lefty who repeats everything you’ve been told to think since you were fifteen. This video is delusion leftist propaganda that ignores the real problems of the country that have been caused by over a quarter of a century of new labour, which will be followed by more new labour when Tony Blair 2.0 gets in

    • @SomeLad12
      @SomeLad12 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@mackieincsouthseaI’m not convinced any party would do any better but I’d at least be up for switching things up. The cynic in me thinks we’re just screwed no matter who we vote for.

  • @algie-t2w
    @algie-t2w 11 месяцев назад +75

    As a British person the shocking truth is that this is all absolutely true.

    • @arol-main
      @arol-main 10 месяцев назад +1

      may the god be with you poor soul - we have exactly same shitty government too so.... i feel ya

  • @elloco1996
    @elloco1996 11 месяцев назад +97

    As a Dutchie living in the UK, I can confirm this is pretty accurate.

    • @thegearknob7161
      @thegearknob7161 11 месяцев назад +20

      Go home.
      (Please take me with you!)

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 11 месяцев назад +4

      Horrific; isn't it?

    • @Daniel-x1i8h
      @Daniel-x1i8h 11 месяцев назад +4

      Good on ya Dutchie!

    • @StepwaveMusic
      @StepwaveMusic 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@thegearknob7161 But jokes on you, we also just let our own conservative party win the election! Fun times

    • @GG-hi5if
      @GG-hi5if 11 месяцев назад +1

      Get out mate, (in a good way) - wanna swap passports?

  • @stepanpytlik4021
    @stepanpytlik4021 9 месяцев назад +220

    HOW DARE YOU INSULT SLOVENIA!

    • @gryphc3860
      @gryphc3860 8 месяцев назад +12

      😂

    • @RoxerArgUk29
      @RoxerArgUk29 8 месяцев назад +25

      Don't take it personal Slovenia please. It was more of a comparison rather than an insult. You know our tiny island, it's always grey, rainy and miserable and we people are the same just like the weather and sometimes we don't realise we are actually insulting a country, a continent or the whole world because our education gets poorer and poorer just like the economy! But don't worry Slovenia, we also insult ourselves between our 4 nations. We voted for Brexit!!!

    • @Wewantourcountryback749
      @Wewantourcountryback749 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😅😅

    • @Mabaws-ju9wp
      @Mabaws-ju9wp 6 месяцев назад +2

      Ljublana is Part of Our Republic Jugoslavija

    • @Rave_07
      @Rave_07 5 месяцев назад +1

      Least nationalist slovenian kid.

  • @S3004-k7e
    @S3004-k7e 11 месяцев назад +213

    A a citizen of the UK I heartily approve this message.

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut 11 месяцев назад +198

    "And reducing the income of the poorest Britons to approximately..... Slovenia!" had me dead 💀

    • @stevenhoward9926
      @stevenhoward9926 11 месяцев назад +13

      But true.

    • @Gledster
      @Gledster 11 месяцев назад +27

      Also a gag rug pull, as we were expecting "f*ck all"...

    • @bw1376
      @bw1376 11 месяцев назад +9

      Yet the same people who make these types of videos would happily have us rejoin the EU of which Slovenia is a member.

    • @Vict0r1984
      @Vict0r1984 11 месяцев назад +41

      It's actually already worse, cause PPP per capita in Slovenia is only about 5k dollars less than in the UK (55k compared to about 50k for Slovenia) which means that if you account for service and goods prices, (as PPP does and nominal GDP doesn't) an average Slovenian is doing financially almost as well as an average Brit, not a poor one!
      If you add to that that not even PPP factors real estate prices, that Eastern Europe has far higher home ownership rates than the UK (which means part of the reason the UK's GDP is higher is the extra amount of people paying RENT or mortgages, cause those transactions also inflate GDP stats...), and that the price of real estate there is at most a quarter of the one in the UK... well, honestly, the UK might already be worse off than the richest countries in Eastern Europe (like Slovenia and Czechia) for working people.
      Certainly not for landlords though, as those can make a whole lot more bank in the UK than anywhere in Eastern Europe!

    • @Me0wish
      @Me0wish 11 месяцев назад +38

      @@bw1376 It means Slovenia is increasing while UK is decreasing mate...

  • @Dave7508
    @Dave7508 11 месяцев назад +120

    I absolutely love this. It's so good to get the truth told in this way.

  • @FinDan07
    @FinDan07 5 месяцев назад +5

    Imagine telling someone from Britain in 1924 what their ”glorious” empire would be like a century from now

  • @invalidusername9999
    @invalidusername9999 11 месяцев назад +261

    Not a Brit, but a light railhead. The HS2 thing that you mentioned actually made me speechless. It was a breathtaking double middle finger to the future the like of which I haven't seen before. The rail oriented UK podcast I listen was actually crying over it.

    • @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj
      @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj 11 месяцев назад

      What’s incredible is that the ignorant lefty retards who repeats this shit ignore the fact that their favoured party of morons who think men can become women just by saying so did this shit all the time because they’re all incompetent lefties

    • @SenorPenor1337
      @SenorPenor1337 11 месяцев назад +22

      I work in rail and I knew it would be binned off 9 months before it was

    • @constantinvaldor3742
      @constantinvaldor3742 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SenorPenor1337see what I'm saying about your people!

    • @Ben-rg3rd
      @Ben-rg3rd 11 месяцев назад +8

      the uk rail system is in shambles. weve shipped in tons of IETs from Japan that are already costing millions to fix due to stress cracking. either keep the old stuff that works or design something in britan for britan. that way we help our own homeless too.

    • @davidmundowyahoo7839
      @davidmundowyahoo7839 11 месяцев назад +27

      I still get annoyed when i walk past the former Eurostar platforms at Waterloo Station. A friend in the rail industry told me the Tories binned upgrading the lines out of Waterloo as it would have meant too many compulsory land purchases in marginal constituencies. So, now Eurostar trains leave London from a north facing railway station!

  • @ShiftyGeeza
    @ShiftyGeeza 11 месяцев назад +439

    It's getting to the point where it is getting harder to laugh at stuff like this anymore.
    It's just FACT.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 11 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe they'll do one after UK Labour's first year to contrast the differences - and things won't be so bad?

    • @spacecaptain9188
      @spacecaptain9188 11 месяцев назад +13

      That happens to me every now and then too. Time for a mental health break! Do your best to stay away from news and social media for a while, spend some time outdoors, ideally near plants or a big body of water, and take up an affordable manual hobby, like playing an instrument, singing, gardening, or furniture flipping, until you can laugh again.

    • @bigbabatunde1218
      @bigbabatunde1218 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@spacecaptain9188Read the Bible, re visit hobbies from your younger days, pet a cat, look at the clouds, watch a good comedy, pump the wife, do literally anything other than vote next general election.

    • @ChemicalWool
      @ChemicalWool 11 месяцев назад

      Bob on

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 11 месяцев назад

      @@IndigoIndustrial Yeah I'm sure it will only take 1 year to reverse 13 years of damage and destruction while never being held accountable for the failing economy, environment, NHS & pretty much every single metric. I wonder if the media will suddenly become very concerned with the governments behaviour and standards if Labour win the election?

  • @elliotreidmd
    @elliotreidmd 11 месяцев назад +138

    As someone from the UK, I wholeheartedly approve of this video.

  • @doggieclaude
    @doggieclaude 8 месяцев назад +10

    As a British citizen, I support this message

  • @Rem1Gnova
    @Rem1Gnova 11 месяцев назад +41

    I'm English and I endorse this message. Love you guys, keep up the great work.

  • @NeilBlanco
    @NeilBlanco 11 месяцев назад +78

    Another brilliant piece Giordano and team. Keep up the good work! We need you now more than ever. Peace... ✌

  • @markhardcastle9820
    @markhardcastle9820 11 месяцев назад +615

    Finally, some honest politics. Looking forward to Labour bringing us their own brand of total incompetence in 2024.

    • @TheLinkedList
      @TheLinkedList 11 месяцев назад

      Labour was specifically called Tory Light in this video. They're just as corrupt

    • @johnsheppard314
      @johnsheppard314 11 месяцев назад +40

      yeah, Sir Kier is basically Tory-Lite, he's bloody hopeless. not much of a Labour man, him, not even close.

    • @wizardflaps
      @wizardflaps 10 месяцев назад +23

      Let's just all agree we want JC back

    • @johnsheppard314
      @johnsheppard314 10 месяцев назад

      oh hell yes!! he got done real dirty by the damned Tories.
      just remembers, kids -- never, ever, ever trust a bleeding Tory. wankers one and all.@@wizardflaps

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 10 месяцев назад +36

      @@wizardflaps I don't think even Jesus Christ can help us at this point. Also, I'm afraid I have to say it. If Jesus is representative of the church, he's more than likely a conservative anyway.

  • @ZobbleStone
    @ZobbleStone 10 месяцев назад +10

    Embodies our government perfectly and describes both options exactly.

  • @philastley8040
    @philastley8040 11 месяцев назад +53

    You've finally done it, thank you. Finally us Brits have an honest tourism video :)

  • @multiplemiggs5189
    @multiplemiggs5189 11 месяцев назад +50

    Thank you so much Juice Media,you don't dissapoint

  • @Bristlefrosts
    @Bristlefrosts 4 месяца назад +7

    0:13 This government ad seems to have worked since the haunted Dickensian lamp-post has just lost his seat to Labour

  • @DarkSister.
    @DarkSister. 11 месяцев назад +196

    Facts! As a 51 year old UK citizen I couldn't have said it better myself! And thanks for the tactical voting heads up, I didn't know about that!!

    • @calahoon22
      @calahoon22 11 месяцев назад +1

      Voting tactically might be useful to kick out Tories but as they said it would just vote in 'Tory Scum Light' party so is there any point?

    • @AndrewD8Red
      @AndrewD8Red 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@calahoon22
      I'll take Scum-Lite over Scum any day.
      But Tories are also losing seats to other parties, which is great.

    • @SusannaSaunders
      @SusannaSaunders 11 месяцев назад

      There is also a 'Swap - my - Vote' link at that website!

    • @DarkSister.
      @DarkSister. 11 месяцев назад

      I'd take a chewed up and shat back out football to govern over the absolute c**** we have now, they just have fancy names to cover up their murderous, money grabbing schemes and fuck the citizens.

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@calahoon22voting is theatre. The banking mafia will insert whoever THEY want to do their stealing in my opinion

  • @Aeternum_Gaming
    @Aeternum_Gaming 11 месяцев назад +195

    there is a saying in america "if voting actually fixed anything, it would be illegal" i feel this applies to most countries at this point.

    • @death_parade
      @death_parade 11 месяцев назад +3

      Many. But not all.

    • @mattc9598
      @mattc9598 11 месяцев назад +4

      this rings louder than ever after what we all saw happen in 2020

    • @LawrenceTimme
      @LawrenceTimme 11 месяцев назад +1

      Correct

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 11 месяцев назад +3

      Once again, it's not yours, it comes from anarchists everywhere.

    • @bosstowndynamics5488
      @bosstowndynamics5488 11 месяцев назад +5

      Voting is necessary, but a long way from sufficient in and of itself

  • @MichaelMyall
    @MichaelMyall 11 месяцев назад +214

    As a Brit who escaped degenerating Britain nearly 20 years ago, I really appreciated this accurate update. I am so ashamed of my country, which has sunk even lower under Tory rule. Opposition Labour doesn't look much better.

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 11 месяцев назад +11

      It is a horror story

    • @Tinker1950
      @Tinker1950 11 месяцев назад +39

      Then you must agree, the British FPTP voting system is utterly undemocratic. We need a Proportional Representation (PR) system.

    • @282XVL
      @282XVL 11 месяцев назад +23

      Managed opposition, or as the lady said, Shit-Lite.

    • @yaposhki
      @yaposhki 11 месяцев назад +7

      Labour really seems even worse sometimes

    • @alexisantonakis6592
      @alexisantonakis6592 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Tinker1950 No. That would then make it just as bad but with Labour as the majority all the time. We need a balance between the two. Something like each constituency needs a minimum of x number of people in it. Would mean all these very small Constituencies would be merged with neighbouring ones and also Constituencies with particularly high number of people in them would be split into two.
      That still leaves the issue of the two major parties. Just as bad as each other, but in very different ways. Trouble is the population is brainwashed in thinking it has to be one or the other. We need a middle ground..as we used to have

  • @DeeCourtney3
    @DeeCourtney3 4 месяца назад +2

    Now all we need is an Honest Government Ad about Ireland, the place has turned into a proper shitshow!

  • @HigherPlainGames
    @HigherPlainGames 11 месяцев назад +37

    I absolutely detest living in this country. I feel dirty and inhumane by association. Our country is broken and too many people are now so vulnerable and disenfranchised they get away with it. I hate it here.

    • @kasondaleigh
      @kasondaleigh 11 месяцев назад +7

      I feel the same as an American, shame and disgust that this is my home country.

    • @kparker2430
      @kparker2430 11 месяцев назад +4

      for the tens of thousands of Brits that got out and moved to the coastal strip north of Perth Western Australia, lets not repeat the mistakes here. You saw it wreck your old country, don't let that shit get air here.

  • @robertollier3085
    @robertollier3085 11 месяцев назад +138

    How do you cram so much info into such short and beautifully-crafted videos? Well done, because they have been

  • @simk42
    @simk42 11 месяцев назад +40

    THANK YOU Juice Media for this accurate report of UK politics from down under! Love you guys! (and you nailed the accent Ellen!) :)

  • @0Rexx.
    @0Rexx. 3 месяца назад +4

    It’s not funny that you swear, it’s funny that you can say it sounding like your delivering an in fi light safety announcement.❤

  • @darkedge4011
    @darkedge4011 11 месяцев назад +135

    Yep that’s been pretty much the UK for the last 14 years depressing really 😢

    • @thehornboy
      @thehornboy 11 месяцев назад +10

      more like 40 years
      😩

    • @PaulBaird-z6c
      @PaulBaird-z6c 11 месяцев назад +1

      44 years Blair and Brown might have worn red ties, but they had blue underpants on.

    • @kanedNunable
      @kanedNunable 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@PaulBaird-z6c still miles better than the tories before and after tho. also dont forget the tories are just straight up fascists these days.

    • @Tony11806
      @Tony11806 11 месяцев назад +1

      Since the end of WW2 more like.

    • @thehornboy
      @thehornboy 11 месяцев назад

      @@PaulBaird-z6c neither of them made things better ,they just slowed how quick it got worse

  • @jami7772
    @jami7772 11 месяцев назад +24

    As a UK citizen I can wholeheartedly endorse this

  • @solssun
    @solssun 11 месяцев назад +53

    This is absolutely hilarious, I wish we had you guys in the UK, but I think we’re too done to even laugh most of the time

  • @mattwood7919
    @mattwood7919 7 месяцев назад +4

    Thought this was a spoof but soon realised it was a documentary.

  • @owenjones506
    @owenjones506 11 месяцев назад +38

    this should be shown on British national TV, SADLY, the shit of a government and their mates would never allow this truthful and informative advert to be shown on Richie and his mate channels ( they would go into melt down , which would be good ).

  • @IBTU
    @IBTU 11 месяцев назад +42

    Being British I can say this is 💯 correct

  • @jpc3603
    @jpc3603 11 месяцев назад +77

    A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!! So accurate. Unfortunately the distraction works and people refuse to see their own situation even though it's staring them in the face...

    • @mancunioinvictus3789
      @mancunioinvictus3789 11 месяцев назад

      Yep, the Tory manufactured "boat crisis" and "backlog crisis" are all being amplified daily by the Tory media in preparation for the election next year...as they always do. And people are/will fall for it, as they always do. It is beyond frustrating how easily people can be distracted by Tory confected lies, despite the pain of their own day to day existence, inflicted by the 'nasty and cruel party'! Brainwashed into believing a few dinghies crossing the channel is their number one worry. If the economy wasn't in such a mess, it would probably work again! The fact the Tories have been in power 14 years doesn't seem to register with these people.

  • @deadwalking100
    @deadwalking100 8 месяцев назад +2

    Its scary that this brilliantly executed satire of contemporary politics and other " topical issues"; is in reality a factual series of correct statements. I do ask the question as to who actually keeps voting the Conservatives in? My fav saying is ..."like turkeys voting for Christmas. " Thank you Honest Government Ad, for visiting and casting your critical eye on the UK . 👍🧐

  • @jackfroste
    @jackfroste 11 месяцев назад +55

    Ellen always does such a beautiful job!

  • @DeclanSkinner
    @DeclanSkinner 11 месяцев назад +22

    As I’m from the UK, I can gladly say that this is approximately……SPOT ON!!! 💯🤣👌

  • @MrEd2291
    @MrEd2291 11 месяцев назад +428

    Great job! i am proud to be a monthly contributor. It seems that in Australia, Canada, the United States, and the UK there are all two main parties: Shit and Shit-Lite called by different names.

    • @Alexriga
      @Alexriga 11 месяцев назад

      2 parties system is not democracy at all, elections are made to simulate freedom. Seems some sheep are waking up finally.

    • @JoseLopez-tk4tq
      @JoseLopez-tk4tq 11 месяцев назад +14

      Spot on. In the US, it's the same shyte. Just different accents.

    • @nikhoward
      @nikhoward 11 месяцев назад +3

      I think our government is actually shit heavy tbh

    • @ardillasecreta
      @ardillasecreta 11 месяцев назад +4

      And New Zealand...

    • @MrHighRaw
      @MrHighRaw 11 месяцев назад +10

      Vote Shite-Lite. Shafting guaranteed to be reduced by at least 15%. Terms and conditions apply.

  • @SARAH-wj2qj
    @SARAH-wj2qj 6 месяцев назад +4

    Only just found your channel.
    Absolutely brilliant!
    💯 honest journalism
    The juice media where politicians tell the truth for once😂😂😂😂😂

  • @INDAmedia
    @INDAmedia 11 месяцев назад +19

    Every country deserves an ad like this. Lots of work to do :)

  • @xchazz86
    @xchazz86 11 месяцев назад +41

    The most accurate and informative video on government yet.

  • @TheJerbol
    @TheJerbol 11 месяцев назад +517

    As a Canadian with the same horrible FPTP system, tactical voting is a term I am sadly too aware of

    • @mehere8-32
      @mehere8-32 11 месяцев назад +2

      You want to try out 2PP system.

    • @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj
      @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj 11 месяцев назад +1

      You should move to a Black Country, everything is better

    • @dazjackson1972
      @dazjackson1972 11 месяцев назад

      @@NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj yeah I didn't see too many of them proving Trump wrong by moving to one of the "Sh**hole" countries.

    • @erik_dk842
      @erik_dk842 11 месяцев назад +11

      The beautiful system where 51% of the votes in 51% of the constituencies give you absolute majority, even if everyone else voted against you.

    • @sueladybird6923
      @sueladybird6923 11 месяцев назад

      You can Australia to that f..kup 2 party system...its just as bad here on/with all the above mentioned reasons.🙊🙉🙈

  • @nickdawson9236
    @nickdawson9236 10 месяцев назад +3

    oh guys
    TOTALLY WICKED & ECELLENT
    thanks so so much for this
    havent laffed so much for years
    luv ya
    nickx

  • @terrystickland219
    @terrystickland219 11 месяцев назад +17

    I've been waiting for the lovely ladies of Juice Media to turn their evil eye on the motherland, and they did not disappoint.

  • @BillyFerrie
    @BillyFerrie 11 месяцев назад +219

    Sometimes satire can be so painfully accurate that it's hard to laugh! However, `humour' is a great resource in serious times and the effort this team has put in producing this is much appreciated!😉

    • @goulash75
      @goulash75 11 месяцев назад +1

      I sometimes wonder where satire ends and fact checking begins.

    • @BillyFerrie
      @BillyFerrie 11 месяцев назад +2

      Possibly when we lose our sense of humour?

    • @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj
      @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj 11 месяцев назад

      Sometimes the leftist vermin just need to test their delusion that diversity is a strength by moving to Somalia en mass and staying there

  • @MrJGandAOffical
    @MrJGandAOffical 10 месяцев назад +78

    OMG this made me and my dad laugh so hard. We live in the UK and it's sad at how bad our country has realy gone

    • @nebularain3338
      @nebularain3338 8 месяцев назад

      The UK has been on a downward spiral since 1970. Tories, corporations, and the rich have all shafted everything just to make their bank balance a bit larger.

  • @Melody2552e
    @Melody2552e 11 месяцев назад +115

    "With a Government like this who needs Terrorists" "Visit the UK, 👑 GOV.FUKU" LMFAOO 💀 😭 😭

    • @joblessoncentrelink
      @joblessoncentrelink 11 месяцев назад +5

      Ran out of material for critizing the Australian LNP lite (that is the Labor Party)

  • @Peopleareweird20
    @Peopleareweird20 3 месяца назад +2

    America needs thier own version of this advertisement 😅😊

  • @swearingdad
    @swearingdad 11 месяцев назад +133

    Thank you for turning your attention to the UK. I laughed a lot. And then shed a tear as it is soooo true... we are f&CKEDD!!!

  • @pvtpain66k
    @pvtpain66k 11 месяцев назад +35

    "With a Government like this, who needs terrorists?" made me cackle

  • @thanekrios3211
    @thanekrios3211 11 месяцев назад +22

    Brilliant as usual. The "straight bananas line" in particular was delivered to perfection, kudos to both Lucy and Ellen. Nice twist on the expected calculator punchline too. 👍

    • @torftee2235
      @torftee2235 11 месяцев назад +1

      Pro comment here, 🙏 thx

  • @IncoGnito-ji5du
    @IncoGnito-ji5du 9 месяцев назад +7

    I needed this.
    Thank you.

  • @Omer1996E.C
    @Omer1996E.C 11 месяцев назад +280

    Tory Scum, agreed by the judiciary 😂

    • @2Links
      @2Links 11 месяцев назад +27

      It's a factual description

    • @laterstar1966
      @laterstar1966 11 месяцев назад +14

      It turns out Angela Rayner was right.

    • @olmostgudinaf8100
      @olmostgudinaf8100 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@laterstar1966Who knew, right?

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@olmostgudinaf8100
      Oh 😧😮😯 Please 🥺 This Is Such Leftist Bullshit 💩 And What Does Andrew Tate Have Anything To Do With This Stuff Anyway?.

    • @lawrencium2626
      @lawrencium2626 11 месяцев назад +1

      coming soon: what judiciary?

  • @Phalvesaurus
    @Phalvesaurus 11 месяцев назад +19

    You have truly outdone yourselves with this video - best one by far.

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 11 месяцев назад +44

    As a brit, there are actually zero lies in this video.

  • @afischer8327
    @afischer8327 8 месяцев назад +1

    I am crying with laughter. Who are you? You need a spot on national TV, and a much wider audience. What a pleasure you are, and what a pleasure this country isn't.