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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @thejuicemedia
    @thejuicemedia  3 года назад +4449

    Hi friends, here’s our latest Honest Government Ad - featuring extra-long calculator action by popular demand. This one's about our Govt’s EV “policy” aka “The Future Fuels Strategy”, aka FFS. And no that’s not satire, it’s what they really called it… presumably in an attempt to put satirists out of work 😤 I had to also make a special mention of the Victorian State Govt (which I think normally does a lot of good things) given their decision to introduce a tax on EVs. Victoria will be voting on the EV tax in early May so if you want to let them know how you feel about it, here's a petitioon that will be hand-delivered to crossbench MPs ahead of the vote. Please add your name: nb.tai.org.au/dump_ev_tax
    There was so much to say on this topic that I couldn’t fit in the video. But that’s exactly where the Juice Media Podcast comes in handy as a companion to the video, allowing us to go into more detail. I'm stoked to have as my guest Ketan Joshi - so stay tuned: the podcast will be coming out next week!
    A huge thanks to our Patrons who make it possible for us to make the Honest Government Ads and the podcasts. If you value the work we do and are able to comfortably support it, please show our Patreon some love: www.patreon.com/TheJuiceMedia
    💛 Giordano & team

    • @someguy9181
      @someguy9181 3 года назад +12

      Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't the Federal Australian government put a "luxury vehicle tax" for most electric cars?

    • @lachychops2
      @lachychops2 3 года назад +2

      feelsbadman when the australia institute is actually suggesting a positive change for once... makes me think there's more to it than just a tax on ev's 😅😅

    • @xtramoist9999
      @xtramoist9999 3 года назад +12

      Lets discuss. Lets not beat around the bush. Legislation by the Vic gov is definitely a tax, but not on electric cars per se. It's more or less a continuation of the fuel excise - the tax you pay on petrol, diesel and LPG. Which is meant to bring in revenue for the federal government to put back into roads - but that's a whole other can of worms. In Victoria the average driver will travel ~13000km/year and pay an average of ~4-4.5 cents/km in fuel excise tax = ~$585/year in fuel excise tax.
      You're obviously not buying traditional fuel to power your fully electric, other zero emission vehicle or hydrogen vehicle so you would otherwise never pay this fuel excise tax and is lost revenue for the federal government to allegedly spend on road infrastructure.
      [EDIT: Assuming this passes] Introducing the "ZLEV Road-user charge!" - is the replacement of the fuel excise tax. Depending on how far you drive you might benefit from this new charge. Fully electric, other zero emission vehicles or hydrogen vehicles in Victoria get $100 discount on registration and basically only-pay-for-what-you-use in km/year at a rate of 2.5 cents/km. So, Mr. Average driving 13000km/year will pay ~$325 in this new road charge tax compared to the ~$585 in fuel excise tax.
      I think this is a good deal *IN GENERAL* and seems to solve a problem the government had loosing revenue. But, I assume, like many of the people here, would like to see more incentives and a *real push* from our governments to accelerate our transition to sustainable energy and create opportunity for business. It's fucking pitiful our governments are staring tiny pieces of the puzzle solving insignificant problems when it's so obvious to everyone else not in government that foregoing a small amount of revenue is such an easy cost/benefit comparison that when we zoom the fuck out we can see removing pollution alone [see video above] increases our health, IQ, kids' potential etc.
      This is what people should be upset about. The tax means nothing. Our governments aren't *DOING* enough. Haven't been *DOING* enough. And Australian citizens are fucking peeved about it. We expect more done. We want more done. We deserve more done. We need new solutions not a copy paste of an old solution.

    • @xtramoist9999
      @xtramoist9999 3 года назад +7

      @@vitorreis9094 Personally, I'm not seeing any reason to tax electric vehicles. It would stunt any good momentum for sustainable energy in general, let alone EV adoption. If the federal government needed extra cash for roads I'm sure they'd find it in the hundreds of millions they've pulled from public health over the years. And I agree the Libs are turning every sector of the economy into the shitfuckery that is the NBN

    • @vk2aafhamradio
      @vk2aafhamradio 3 года назад +9

      @@xtramoist9999 Fuel excise has not paid for roads since 1959. This is mentioned in the video.

  • @PhilthySteel
    @PhilthySteel 3 года назад +14499

    The way she stabs that poor calculator gets me every time

    • @alfiedj
      @alfiedj 3 года назад +239

      2:03

    • @aerienix
      @aerienix 3 года назад +235

      F*ck all! 😅

    • @MarcoGerome
      @MarcoGerome 3 года назад +28

      Yeah...

    • @fuzzjunky
      @fuzzjunky 3 года назад +96

      it reminds me of my mum playing solitaire on her tablet

    • @pragueexpat5106
      @pragueexpat5106 3 года назад +26

      @@fuzzjunky haha

  • @eduardooka1655
    @eduardooka1655 3 года назад +2919

    If one day, this channel decides to do a brazilian version, they would have to do a two hour long movie

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  3 года назад +1250

      We're working on it

    • @franduarte2004
      @franduarte2004 3 года назад +310

      @@thejuicemedia Thx! Im rlly looking forward to a video dissing out my country's shitfuckery

    • @vanderwallstronghold8905
      @vanderwallstronghold8905 3 года назад +55

      Or a Philippine version

    • @LordChen
      @LordChen 3 года назад +12

      Daily.

    • @elric_310
      @elric_310 3 года назад +34

      @@thejuicemedia please please we need it so much, our bullshit is like Austrailia's but a million times worse

  • @creecree8009
    @creecree8009 3 года назад +7552

    "They're even linked to lower IQ, which explains why you keep reelecting us."
    LOL

    • @rcmrcm3370
      @rcmrcm3370 3 года назад +154

      The magic of fake democracy, if it was a dictatorship they would have been defenestrated already. Make the people feel the politicians are their own fault is such a clever head fake.

    • @dianerose8316
      @dianerose8316 3 года назад +168

      That explains Trump supporters.

    • @mykehog6646
      @mykehog6646 3 года назад +59

      @@dianerose8316 sadly most supporters..

    • @murraysampson2501
      @murraysampson2501 3 года назад +5

      So true.

    • @miike111
      @miike111 3 года назад +21

      @@dianerose8316 That explain about you not really bright in what you said. You should know they are left wing in the video you watch and they do
      not tell the truth and lie what they say.

  • @jamesspidicus4582
    @jamesspidicus4582 9 месяцев назад +243

    I remember watching this video when it came out. Fun fact for anyone that doesn't know, but Victoria did put through the EV tax which lasted one year before a court ruling said it was unconstitutional :) Anyone who did pay a tax on their EV got a refund.

    • @huyxiun2085
      @huyxiun2085 7 месяцев назад

      What is astonishing is that they didn't sue the government for TRYING to put this tax.
      If guilty of bullshit, they shall have to at least pay an equivalent incentive on EV, for at least one year.
      Yeah, I know it's not how law works.
      Bullshit is totally legal.

    • @mistermartindale838
      @mistermartindale838 7 месяцев назад

      Bonkers. Our governments are literally, factually, criminals.

    • @curiosity03.
      @curiosity03. 6 месяцев назад +2

      lol

    • @SundaeSaurus
      @SundaeSaurus 5 месяцев назад +13

      What surprises me the most isn't the fact they they even passed that tax, but rather the fact that it lasted a whopping year before somebody woke up one day and realised "wait, we're not an authoritarian petrostate" and helped to convince the court to reverse it

    • @ivandmitriev5748
      @ivandmitriev5748 5 месяцев назад +2

      RAHHHH, DEMOCRACY RESTORED

  • @biblioklept9293
    @biblioklept9293 3 года назад +898

    The way in which they swear and insult people so smoothly is literal art

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 3 года назад +14

      @Blesava Konjina ... you REALLY don't understand how any of these works do you?

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 3 года назад +3

      @@berilsevvalbekret772 They clearly do not.... At all.

    • @JB519
      @JB519 3 года назад +3

      @Blesava Konjina Wow, way to think outside the box! Keep living with your head in the sand, you'll go really far.

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 3 года назад +5

      @@kirin1230 I don't think they know how electricity produced...or how gas and electricity are completely disconnected energy sources...or hydroelectric centrals... and I don't want to judge but probably he is american...why don't people at least look for things for 2 minutes before typing why?

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 года назад

      It’s true that while electric cars are good for the environment, I’ve heard of no plans to triple the electrical grid in the next 10 years? A car uses more energy than a house, and most households own more than one car. Is solar and wind going to take up the gap in electrical needs? Probably not, they’re not competitive. So, where will the electricity come from? You do understand that electric cars need electricity? Nuclear would probably be our best bet to not make matters any worse, and meet demand, but now there are activists strongly apposing nuclear. Nuclear Fission is the next big thing! And could single handedly save the world! But it’s been 10 years away for the past 50 years. And the EU is spending $10B on research over the next 10 years. A drop in the bucket, why aren’t governments spending more to make this happen? Oil companies paying them not to? Who knows what world saving technologies big oil has squashed in the past 100 years? Like a drug dealer, they don’t care who they kill as long as they stay in business. When it comes to politicians, no matter what country, the only time they want to save the world is when they get rich doing so.

  • @ronburgandy1475
    @ronburgandy1475 3 года назад +710

    I *NEVER* get tired of the calculator "Fook all" part.

    • @nhitnut
      @nhitnut 3 года назад +9

      Right!😂🤣

    • @Siberius-
      @Siberius- 3 года назад +16

      No Australian accent says "fook".
      If you go rather "broad accent" bogan, it's more like "fak all".
      But you need the accent, because the way other people pronounce fak, is not how it sounds either...
      The reality is that we say it how it's spelled, but with various accents. Much like the vast majority of accents in the world. The spelling doesn't change.
      Writers have this problem sometimes, when they want to portray an accent by spelling words differently, but it just doesn't really work like that, because they already do pronounce each letter as it's correctly written.

    • @deadjuice1880
      @deadjuice1880 3 года назад +2

      2:04
      That's adorable, like a dog turned into a pretty lady and is trying to explain something but doesn't get calculators yet.

    • @MiguelUrbaez150481
      @MiguelUrbaez150481 3 года назад +6

      That damm calculator sound and “fuck all” is LIFE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @termitedidge
      @termitedidge 3 года назад +5

      Haha. Slap slap slap - &$@? ALL!
      I do that with my colleagues at work now.

  • @randomaccount1840
    @randomaccount1840 3 года назад +930

    Now this is MY sence of humour.
    The irony, the sarcasm, the stabbing of the calculator, her almost monotonous voice and the perfectly placed swearing.
    Perfection.
    And the fact it's called ffs gets me EVERYTIME, satire or not.

    • @jzk3919
      @jzk3919 3 года назад +10

      Perfectly spoken, choreographed Governmentese!👮‍♂️👺🎯🌊👀

    • @Rabid_Nationalist
      @Rabid_Nationalist 3 года назад

      Same!

    • @generaleerelativity9524
      @generaleerelativity9524 3 года назад +1

      @Blesava Konjina it's ok for the liberal idiots to pollution in a different way as long as they don't know how they're doing it...

    • @randomaccount1840
      @randomaccount1840 3 года назад +2

      I never said I agreed with the video, I just said I found it funny 😀
      Like I can barely understand what you guys are saying, all I know is that this made me laugh. I'm not into politics so I don't know what a "leftists" is or a "liberal"
      I just said I found this funny.

    • @generaleerelativity9524
      @generaleerelativity9524 3 года назад +1

      @@randomaccount1840 of course it's funny. It appeals to your ignorance. It's just safe enough to not be on the deletion radar.

  • @orlandob69420
    @orlandob69420 Год назад +647

    Not gonna lie I thought this was going to talk about how EVs aren’t actually as good for the environment as people think but this was still very entertaining

    • @ibraheemshuaib8954
      @ibraheemshuaib8954 Год назад +230

      Same here, I was expecting an honest Ad saying how EVs are just a way for car companies to continue dominating the infrastructure of a nation while pretending to care for the environment. It doesn't change the status quo and we're still spending a lot of money and space on roads, electric car fires are also terrible and electric cars need rare earth metals, and boy you know some slave child labour is going into that. It's better for us to build cities around the concept of being car-free, and funding public transport heavily.

    • @gnoche1991
      @gnoche1991 Год назад +107

      They came close at 2:30 with the chart showing emissions sources. They note that transport is the 3rd largest source of emissions, but somehow miss that they are encouraging the increased use of the #1 largest emissions source, electricity 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @adeeshadeegala5900
      @adeeshadeegala5900 Год назад +78

      Only reason power generation makes so much pollution is because everyone is scared of nuclear and are too cheap to want to spend on the more expensive renewable options. Doesn't help that Australia has shit tons of coal just lying around in its back yard.
      Though I have to agree, the extraction of rare earth metals is absolutely destroying the regions where it does happen. So EV aren't these clean machines a lot of people make them out to be. The state of the lithium triangle is enough to show that.

    • @Anthony-cn8ll
      @Anthony-cn8ll Год назад +52

      @@ibraheemshuaib8954 Another thing to add is that heavier electric vehicles cause exponentially worse damage to highways.

    • @ibraheemshuaib8954
      @ibraheemshuaib8954 Год назад +13

      @@Anthony-cn8ll yesterday I tried picking up a truck battery, looked small so I didn’t think it’ll be that heavy....so anyways I almost crushed my foot and the handles dig into my skin

  • @handsomeelfo8254
    @handsomeelfo8254 3 года назад +756

    *cursing with a straight face*
    me: "is it possible to learn this power?"

  • @spools.i1311
    @spools.i1311 3 года назад +1534

    I swear, this channel is better than every mainstream news channels; no bullshit, no lies, no shitty crap that they churn out like the world's gonna end tomorrow. Kudos to the makers 👏 👏

    • @pierrecurie
      @pierrecurie 3 года назад +33

      FFS

    • @u83208
      @u83208 3 года назад +11

      They just sold you an evil illusion. This will be the end of freedom and humanity. Wake up.

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 3 года назад +15

      ... but the world IS going to end tomorrow. I bought tickets and everythingΩ

    • @jeanicewatts315
      @jeanicewatts315 3 года назад +22

      @@u83208 Go back to sleep...ffs

    • @jeanicewatts315
      @jeanicewatts315 3 года назад +2

      @@stefanschleps8758 Go back to sleep...ffs

  • @garymiller3403
    @garymiller3403 3 года назад +421

    The dance and twerking was timely and symbolic of the ship inauguration fiasco.

    • @gazzarover
      @gazzarover 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @minininjatorpedo4538
      @minininjatorpedo4538 3 года назад +4

      Oh i see

    • @sandeepsampath1985
      @sandeepsampath1985 3 года назад +3

      Wait what ship inauguration fiasco?? Is there a video i can see to enlighten myself.. please🥺?

    • @garymiller3403
      @garymiller3403 3 года назад

      @@sandeepsampath1985 ruclips.net/video/DutJk8CmrQ4/видео.html

    • @spamspasm8183
      @spamspasm8183 3 года назад

      @@garymiller3403 Wow that's so bad it can't even qualify as r/ATBGE.

  • @BrownieX001
    @BrownieX001 Год назад +159

    As a Canadian that stumbled upon these. You guys are amazing and hilarious.

    • @vladdracul5072
      @vladdracul5072 Год назад +1

      After watching the Honest Government Ad of your own government, do you still think so?

    • @brandonwoodward4757
      @brandonwoodward4757 Год назад +7

      @@vladdracul5072 As another Canadian who just stumbled on these, the honest Canadian ad makes me love these even more!

    • @vladdracul5072
      @vladdracul5072 Год назад

      @@brandonwoodward4757 The Honest Government Ad for Canada was the one that I accidentally stumbled upon and made me subscribe to this channel.

    • @Hrrrrrrrrrreng
      @Hrrrrrrrrrreng 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@vladdracul5072honestly that just made it that much better. We can take a joke. Like our current PM.

  • @pumpkingamebox
    @pumpkingamebox 3 года назад +4796

    I thought the US government was a joke. But damn, Australia, that’s pretty impressive. In a very sad way.

    • @archdruidbookwalter951
      @archdruidbookwalter951 3 года назад +215

      Running a functional democracy is harder than it looks. It's like a ship, with the crew running around fixing things and steering the ship to avoid rocks and blow up krakens. Ideally everyone works together and things go well, but sometimes it devolves into everyone screaming at each other and fighting over the wheel until the ship hits one too many rocks and ends up on the seafloor. I'm not surprised the U.S. isn't the only ship slipping towards the latter.

    • @pumpkingamebox
      @pumpkingamebox 3 года назад +168

      @@archdruidbookwalter951 I don’t know about Australia. But the biggest flaw in the constitution that I see is that politician can ad campaigns for themselves. Which means only the rich will reach the most amount of people. And with capitalism being our latest economic experiment. I’m this way. It turns any democracy into oligarchy.
      It’s not that we all are fighting over the wheel. No. Some us are just slaves stuck beneath the deck while the captains plot a course through a storm in their ignorance.

    • @pharmesq
      @pharmesq 3 года назад +104

      The English Speaking World really really really needs to quit challenging each other to hold their beer.

    • @hittman1412
      @hittman1412 3 года назад +16

      @@pharmesq yet everyone still wants to move here

    • @kleszczoros4885
      @kleszczoros4885 3 года назад +14

      @@archdruidbookwalter951 Or one person grabbing it and destroying the ship whilse getting all the treasures
      (Poland PIS and Catholic church)

  • @squatch545
    @squatch545 3 года назад +483

    That calculator gag never gets old. Ellen Burbidge is simply hilarious.

    • @michaeltaylor6907
      @michaeltaylor6907 3 года назад +21

      She sure pounded the hell out of it this time. 👍😂

    • @gazratjackson
      @gazratjackson 3 года назад +2

      @Bonjour me to lol

    • @turbofroggy
      @turbofroggy 3 года назад +7

      I knew the answer was fuck all, said it at the same time first time I watched it. Ha!

    • @yevrahhipstar3902
      @yevrahhipstar3902 3 года назад +1

      *slap*slap*slap*slap*slap*.... Fuck all ! :D

  • @mrnerd3143
    @mrnerd3143 3 года назад +1368

    i love the "approximately *calculator mashing*, Fuck all!"

    • @neilclark2245
      @neilclark2245 3 года назад +12

      I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite calculator on the internet

    • @mukundthorat5672
      @mukundthorat5672 3 года назад +8

      I wonder how she managed to get zero

    • @FalconFlyer75
      @FalconFlyer75 3 года назад +4

      @@mukundthorat5672 she must have hit the AC button at some point

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 года назад

      This is so Stephen Colbert, I love it :-D

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 года назад

      @@mukundthorat5672 it's the magic of video editing :-D

  • @MichaelRicksAherne
    @MichaelRicksAherne Год назад +12

    I love Australians. Combining brains and beauty since 1901.

    • @JoeSmith-jd5zg
      @JoeSmith-jd5zg 4 месяца назад

      There is no such thing as a climate "activist," nor a climate "alarmist." They are all climate TERRORISTS.

  • @vandita3695
    @vandita3695 3 года назад +436

    I am not even an Australian but i love watching these

  • @davidvestey6014
    @davidvestey6014 3 года назад +1835

    Makes me feel slightly less depressed about our sh*t government in the UK. Thank you.

    • @freddierhodes8201
      @freddierhodes8201 3 года назад +76

      Yeah... every time I think how bad our government is I realise its not just us

    • @Fishstycz
      @Fishstycz 2 года назад +50

      For a very short time, I felt less afflicted by living in South Africa... But it passed quickly.

    • @benjaminparent4115
      @benjaminparent4115 2 года назад +60

      Well if you want to be depressed again EV is not a solution either if the current production of lithium was entirely dedicated to EV cars we could only build 10 millions of cars each year, and no laptop or phones or Electric trucks and anything else that need Li-ION batteries. EV alone are not the solution, what is probably probably best course of action is making our societies less car dependant.

    • @triton8583
      @triton8583 2 года назад +8

      well if it makes you feel any better this whole shit show might just be what sees the torys off. For about 5 years untill everyone forgets it

    • @TheInfamousMrFox
      @TheInfamousMrFox 2 года назад +3

      @@benjaminparent4115 Lithium is one of the most abundant minerals in the universe, and our current proven reserves are enough to continue building batteries and EV's at 2021 rate for 350 years.
      The amount of actual Lithium per battery is coming down rapidly, and solid state batteries cut it down vastly. By the time we're even close to running low, we'll already be mining asteroids.

  • @billyma6
    @billyma6 3 года назад +271

    These days, with the pandemic and impending exams, this is about my only source of serotonin

    • @subinsahayam
      @subinsahayam 3 года назад +1

      did you mean dopamine?

    • @steel5315
      @steel5315 3 года назад +8

      @@subinsahayam Seratonin is another chemical that does similar things to dopamine

    • @perfectdiversion
      @perfectdiversion 3 года назад +3

      @@subinsahayam Dopamine is an antagonist of serotonin. Pharmaceutical companies like to keep us believing their BS that serotonin is a happy hormone

  • @stevenrs11
    @stevenrs11 Год назад +25

    This is distilled, concentrated and weaponized sarcasm at is finest.

  • @Kratosfallinmemeiscool
    @Kratosfallinmemeiscool 3 года назад +922

    „But hey, our bullshit helped us win the last election“ Hell, that got me
    andd the calculator murdering is a work of art

    • @generaleerelativity9524
      @generaleerelativity9524 3 года назад +6

      And that appeals to your lack of disregard for not having a choice in the first place? The fact that they're pretending that you have a choice is laughable not the actual joke itself.

    • @scobiesview5137
      @scobiesview5137 3 года назад +1

      @@generaleerelativity9524 Murdock Rules champ.

    • @MajorBunghole
      @MajorBunghole 3 года назад +4

      Even after costing us tax players 1.1 billion, (tearing up the East West link contracts) for absolutely nothing. And still the mindless public voted him in again. Dan Andrews is a megalomaniac and listens to no one. You can see the crazy power hungry look in his eyes.

    • @user-tq9sg6lv6q
      @user-tq9sg6lv6q 3 года назад

      @@MajorBunghole I have a feeling that rather than people voting him in, its more likely he commited voters fraud and changed the numbers on how many people voted for him.

    • @MajorBunghole
      @MajorBunghole 3 года назад +1

      @@user-tq9sg6lv6q oof. He may be a dick but he ain't no Trump 🤐

  • @ElectricBikeReview
    @ElectricBikeReview 3 года назад +2411

    Great job guys, what a frustrating situation some people have made for other people, animals, plants... and ultimately themselves.

    • @r0ninx3phonline
      @r0ninx3phonline 3 года назад +24

      Themselves? Not at all.. We're talking about overpaid politicians they're either too rich to ever be affected by climate change, or they'll be dead before it truly has an effect. They're actually just evil.

    • @brianthart6921
      @brianthart6921 3 года назад +11

      @@r0ninx3phonline We're all too rich, and will all be dead before it truly has an effect. The whole point is thinking about future generations.

    • @r0ninx3phonline
      @r0ninx3phonline 3 года назад +8

      @@brianthart6921 We're not ALL in positions of power to decide policy that will doom said future generations though.

    • @miike111
      @miike111 3 года назад +6

      @@r0ninx3phonline How funny you say this , you did not think about the renewable companies and investors are getting rich
      in selling fake climate change by sending lobbyist to politicians and others and pay money to companies ( non profits groups) to go
      and tell people and media and use facebook and Twitters about renewable energies (selling thousands solar panels ) is the answers and all about to make money and become rich themselves. So it is not overpaid politicians but overpaid and getting rich in big bonuses by renewable energies companies CEOs and executives.

    • @r0ninx3phonline
      @r0ninx3phonline 3 года назад +15

      @@miike111 Ah yes, the evil renewable lobbyists. Robbing from the do gooder fossil fuel industry. Thank you, you have opened my eyes to the truth random commenter on RUclips. I see your linked sources are are as rock solid as your logic based argument.

  • @BrainSlugs83
    @BrainSlugs83 3 года назад +356

    I can't believe the calculator still reads "0" after being mashed like that. 😅

    • @asharak84
      @asharak84 3 года назад +19

      I'm just picturing them needing a bunch of takes because she keeps hitting numbers by mistake or something :D

    • @AvroBellow
      @AvroBellow 3 года назад +17

      She broke it so that it doesn't even read "0", it literally reads fuck-all. LOL

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 3 года назад +3

      Just start with 0 and never use + without a *0 afterwards.

    • @jzk3919
      @jzk3919 3 года назад +1

      No battery in it. Batteries are too expensive!⚡🤣

    • @justinlast1795
      @justinlast1795 3 года назад +1

      I still read "0" after being mashed too. 😏

  • @chadtippapart7534
    @chadtippapart7534 Год назад +8

    The next Osca awards should be given to you! So good to watch!

  • @Matrxmonky
    @Matrxmonky 3 года назад +1146

    My god, if someone isn't telling this woman how amazing she is, Australia is committing a crime.

    • @scobiesview5137
      @scobiesview5137 3 года назад +18

      I also listened to her its amazing as well.

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 3 года назад +44

      Hmm... "amazing". Would that be Aussie for "smoking hot"? If so, I upvote your comment.

    • @steffenjachnow8176
      @steffenjachnow8176 3 года назад +14

      She is absolutely amazing! But I'm no Australian. So this doesn't count, I guess... And I really feel pity for the Australians to presumably have the most shitty government in terms of renewables and EV adoption. We here in Germany only have a shitty government in terms of renewables. Since we all here love cars, the EV adoption goes reasonably well...

    • @jzk3919
      @jzk3919 3 года назад +1

      Australia TOO.

    • @cakeisyummy5755
      @cakeisyummy5755 3 года назад +17

      @@DieFlabbergast This is not Reddit. They're called "Likes" here.

  • @gavinhartlaub3529
    @gavinhartlaub3529 3 года назад +331

    The part where they tell us which government “department” authorized the ad gets me every time

    • @MikesTropicalTech
      @MikesTropicalTech 3 года назад +4

      Giordano asks for ideas from the Patreons.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 3 года назад

      "Authorized by the Department for Ffffing Things Up, Melbourne".

    • @FuelAirSparkTime
      @FuelAirSparkTime 4 месяца назад

      The propaganda department

  • @iamchewy4613
    @iamchewy4613 3 года назад +387

    "Authorised by the Government for Taxing Clean Air"
    GOLD

    • @CloningIsTooGoodForSheep
      @CloningIsTooGoodForSheep 3 года назад +1

      @Max St Arlyn You can buy them but there is no guarantee they will work?

    • @CloningIsTooGoodForSheep
      @CloningIsTooGoodForSheep 3 года назад

      @Max St Arlyn It isn't because it can't produce the chips etc they need. When Tesla set up in China they will need a Chinese partner company and thst is when the big technology exchange will happen whether Tesla like it or not.

    • @CloningIsTooGoodForSheep
      @CloningIsTooGoodForSheep 3 года назад +1

      @Max St Arlyn So As a 3 year old Wumao account with one subscriber who is probably some sort of supervisor you really think I'm going to velieve that your Chinese electric cars are so great. Okay I'll humour you. Name me one that you've been looking at for years and why you've not bought it? Also explain to me how your EVs are going to work without Australian coal to keep the power flowing and the lights on? Do you supply the hamsters and the wheel or are they extras?

    • @CloningIsTooGoodForSheep
      @CloningIsTooGoodForSheep 3 года назад

      @Max St Arlyn so who is your follower?

    • @CloningIsTooGoodForSheep
      @CloningIsTooGoodForSheep 3 года назад

      @Max St Arlyn why do you care? Did you fail the propaganda test?

  • @valterpsicofelicita9631
    @valterpsicofelicita9631 Год назад +21

    Kudos, this was one of the most stylish satirical ads I've ever seen! And smart, informative and funny too! You guys are great!
    Regarding the FFS (you can't make that stuff up), I never knew the Aussies were so good at shooting themselves in the foot... ;-)

    • @JoeSmith-jd5zg
      @JoeSmith-jd5zg 4 месяца назад

      There is no such thing as a climate "activist," nor a climate "alarmist." They are all climate TERRORISTS.

  • @lilplague4857
    @lilplague4857 3 года назад +919

    it's so chilling that her voice sounds identical to TV ads

    • @guyonthecouch136
      @guyonthecouch136 3 года назад +45

      And the government automated phone voice

    • @colliric
      @colliric 3 года назад +25

      That's the point.

    • @Kavlor1
      @Kavlor1 3 года назад +5

      @@colliric Exactley and it's not her voice or at least a prerecording that she's miming to to create the effect.

    • @colliric
      @colliric 3 года назад +12

      @@Kavlor1 no it's actually the video editor's deep voiced wife dubbing over the top. They've done several making of videos.

    • @Kavlor1
      @Kavlor1 3 года назад +4

      @@colliric Ah yeah got it the wrong way round but yeah was refering to the dubbing.

  • @pgpete
    @pgpete 3 года назад +2024

    "an extra tax on EV's is like taxing an ex-smoker for no longer paying their tax on cigarettes..."

    • @prototypep4
      @prototypep4 3 года назад +38

      Just on that point our tobacco taxes are the highest anywhere in the world and it does literally nothing to curb smoking. The tax far outweighs the medical costs associated with smokers. By about 6 times (would cite this but I'm having trouble finding the article now). On top of that there are multiple studies that show mild to moderate use of other tobacco products have virtually no risk increase over non smokers that there is no justification for the tax to apply to cigars, pipe tobacco or shisha. In fact according to data you would need to smoke 4+ cigars or 3+ bowls of pipe tobacco or 6+ hookah sessions lasting 45 minutes or more a day to have the same levels of health risks as cigarette smokers. And the amount of people who use those other forms of tobacco do not smoke anywhere near that. Most don't even smoke every day. Our government is fucked.

    • @donnairn3419
      @donnairn3419 3 года назад +41

      @@prototypep4 Cognition bias?
      Do you have any any credible source for this information?
      Also what level of risk is it acceptable for smokers to put on non smokers?
      Virtually none is quite different to my experience.
      Dose driving while on drugs with your kids in the car present virtually no risk to the kids?

    • @prototypep4
      @prototypep4 3 года назад +18

      @@donnairn3419 there are studies done that examine the various forms of smoking exclusive from each other. To simplify it if you measure risk as a value between zero and 1 a non smokers risks of the same diseases associated eith smoking is about 0.1, according to the studies exclusive pipe smokers for example who smoked less than 3 bowls a day had an approximate risk factor of about 0.12. It's negligible increase in risk. I mean, do we tax people for walking down the street without a respirator because car fumes can hold significantly more chances of damaging the lungs. How about sitting around a campfire? Woodfire smokes contains the same carcinogen content as tobacco and with much larger and more damaging particle size. There's no cognitive bias. These studies were done by universities and medical research teams. One of the most comprehensive ones was done by the US Surgeon General.

    • @prototypep4
      @prototypep4 3 года назад +13

      @Ben Dover i'm a pipe and cigar smoker yes, I smoke less than once per week. I am well aware of the facts.

    • @clancywiggum3198
      @clancywiggum3198 3 года назад +43

      @@prototypep4 Some thoughts:
      I've met a lot of ex smokers and smokers who have cut back who cite affordability as the number one reason, so at least anecdotally it absolutely cuts back smoking.
      Smokers die quickly so strictly speaking from an expense perspective it's actually cheaper for the government to encourage smoking, since the lifetime medical costs wind up being lower. Efforts to curb smoking are to improve public health, not to save a few bucks on healthcare.
      Cigarette companies seem to really hate the government policies that aim to curb tobacco smoking. If they did nothing to reduce tobacco consumption why would the companies that profit from tobacco consumption even care?

  • @MyGreeed
    @MyGreeed 3 года назад +268

    We need a kickstarter to run this on national media for basic cu** I mean citizens.. During evening news or before news

    • @migration1828
      @migration1828 3 года назад +1

      thats a fantastic idea

    • @wmmseo
      @wmmseo 3 года назад +2

      For the US as well!

    • @darkshadowsx5949
      @darkshadowsx5949 3 года назад

      @@wmmseo the US has a tax incentive to support EV buying its just getting smaller as more are sold.

    • @wmmseo
      @wmmseo 3 года назад

      @@darkshadowsx5949 Not exactly true. It would be nice to have federal dollars and policies that would prevent 20 states (like my state of Wisconsin charges a penalty of $100 for buying an EV) from road taxing and charging penalties for buying and driving EVs,

    • @Ell_the_Nuke
      @Ell_the_Nuke 3 года назад

      Yes

  • @tesla-spectre
    @tesla-spectre 7 месяцев назад +4

    in Norway, the share is now at 90%

  • @silverstarredanimations
    @silverstarredanimations 3 года назад +1366

    The most funniest thing is she explains everything with a smile and her tone is like happy pills while she’s literally roasting the government

    • @jaredelliott9036
      @jaredelliott9036 3 года назад +6

      That's because she's got no idea what she is talking about and everything she is proposing is pure fantasy unless you're prepared to bankrupt the nation.

    • @jaredelliott9036
      @jaredelliott9036 3 года назад +4

      @@miyu1424 Thanks Brian! It's great to finally get the respect and admiration I deserve. Horray for me!

    • @familiartoad5366
      @familiartoad5366 3 года назад +26

      @@jaredelliott9036 We found the Liberal voter.

    • @bgggg4168
      @bgggg4168 3 года назад +18

      @@jaredelliott9036 ewww not you 😭😭😳🤮

    • @bgggg4168
      @bgggg4168 3 года назад +18

      @@jaredelliott9036 stop liking your own comments you entitled white brat

  • @perryjohnson6461
    @perryjohnson6461 3 года назад +873

    “They’re even linked to lower IQs which might explain why you keep electing us”
    😂😂

  • @magnuswong6450
    @magnuswong6450 3 года назад +710

    "In Australia, we haven't even reached 1%. A bit like our vaccine rollout! FFS"
    bro im rolling on the floor lmao

    • @jpbrindamour5467
      @jpbrindamour5467 3 года назад +16

      Please do your research before getting the jab for a mythical pandemic.

    • @andhewonders
      @andhewonders 3 года назад +33

      @@jpbrindamour5467 Did you see Scomo comparing blood clotting from the contraceptive pill with the blood clotting from vaccination, I think he's the clot.

    • @JSmith73
      @JSmith73 3 года назад +12

      It is truly a highlight of their exceptionally long reel of fantastic videos. FFS Australian politicians are so corrupt and inept my blood pressure spikes just thinking of how badly they're fscking our future generations over on the environment.
      Speaking as a Norwegian expat of two decades.

    • @Peacemaker-96
      @Peacemaker-96 3 года назад +35

      @@jpbrindamour5467 mythical pandemic?, tell that to my professor who passed out yesterday from COVID.

    • @fortyforty8577
      @fortyforty8577 3 года назад +29

      @@jpbrindamour5467 "Mythical pandemic" guy, this isn't old testament, nor ancient greece where mythical things happen. This is 3rd decade of 21st century, and you pull out "do your research" like it puts you on moral supperiority stool even though you didn't yourself, and no, some blogging hoxxer on youtube doesn't count.

  • @kdrapertrucker
    @kdrapertrucker Год назад +66

    Meanwhile last week in the U.S. thousands of EVs were stranded when the cold sapped their batteries and caused the chargers to stop working.

    • @ΕλέησονΑμαρτωλόν
      @ΕλέησονΑμαρτωλόν Год назад +25

      Love these videos but…yeah. EV s got a long way to go and the grid isn’t ready. Ask Mike Holt (NEC expert). The precious metals and material being mined for these things aren’t exactly beneficial to the planet. And I’m in the mining industry.
      Good comment trucker.

    • @ribaldhornpipe8560
      @ribaldhornpipe8560 Год назад +2

      Are you talking about the precious metals the gasoline industry is known to use as the primary consumer, for refining petrol ? Oh yeah, right. Thank you for the insight, Mister "the professional miner".

    • @ΕλέησονΑμαρτωλόν
      @ΕλέησονΑμαρτωλόν Год назад +7

      @@ribaldhornpipe8560 Yes those metals, among others. Im not against EV development. I said it’s got a long way to go. And the fact is Mining anything has a risk benefit ratio to the planet. Drilling and the subsequent refining of Oil as well have documented risks. Harvesting Copper and Nickel, likewise has its own risks Are you familiar with Sulfide mining?

    • @ribaldhornpipe8560
      @ribaldhornpipe8560 Год назад +1

      @@ΕλέησονΑμαρτωλόν fair enough but your previous message was solely focusing on EV production requirements while every single thing in the industry need materials. The EV are surely not the worst (even gasoline vehicles need a lot of copper) and besides, using EV with the proper power source is the only way we know to get individual transports to a step where health and climat can get preserved.

    • @ΕλέησονΑμαρτωλόν
      @ΕλέησονΑμαρτωλόν Год назад +4

      @@ribaldhornpipe8560 absolutely. An EV properly produced, powered and implemented in the right application would be an answer.

  • @SecretSynth
    @SecretSynth 3 года назад +484

    It's literally called *FFS*, at this point the Government is doing a fine job satirising itself XD

    • @pnutz_2
      @pnutz_2 3 года назад +1

      pyne's whatsapp group used it to great effect so someone decided to reuse it

    • @kennymuyalde8022
      @kennymuyalde8022 3 года назад +13

      @@magellanthecat Probably means For Fuck's Sake. Not sure though.

    • @canles
      @canles 3 года назад +2

      It's the Department of Genuine Satire who named it.

    • @kentcelicious578
      @kentcelicious578 3 года назад

      hahahah I destroy satire with satire

    • @Johninadelaide2022
      @Johninadelaide2022 3 года назад +4

      The Australian Government is trolling the citizens brilliantly

  • @therandomguy6200
    @therandomguy6200 3 года назад +737

    Australia really just named it "FFS" to Checkmate Honest Government Ads

    • @SalveMonesvol
      @SalveMonesvol 3 года назад +5

      Sadly, they are mostly wrong on thos particular topic.

    • @bigbruhmoment8706
      @bigbruhmoment8706 3 года назад +3

      @Nathan Taffijn EVs are cheaper long term so that’s a plus

    • @apachon
      @apachon 3 года назад +2

      @Nathan Taffijn we have the sun .

    • @questionyourself718
      @questionyourself718 3 года назад +6

      @@apachon wich we dont use for electricity.

    • @AtharvaChawathe
      @AtharvaChawathe 3 года назад +5

      @@questionyourself718 but we can?

  • @AlanSamuelIs
    @AlanSamuelIs 3 года назад +262

    Whenever I watch this channel, I feel like we are having a revolution.

    • @Yolbosun
      @Yolbosun 3 года назад +7

      I feel a bowel movement

    • @mmbelle
      @mmbelle 3 года назад +2

      we kinda need one......one where we vote for people who do the right thing, or we shoot them.....and/or we can just shoot the existing and then overhaul the entire Westminster system to a more logical modern one....not something was based on the Jurassic period.

    • @moestrei
      @moestrei 3 года назад +2

      Having a revolution ? No, but we need one urgently.

    • @Patty-vo4nz
      @Patty-vo4nz 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @Yolbosun
      @Yolbosun 3 года назад

      @@moestrei why??
      What do you hope to change or accomplish??

  • @johntomlinson-j6x
    @johntomlinson-j6x Год назад +37

    amazing how that electricity just magically comes out of the wall plug

    • @sgtbrown4273
      @sgtbrown4273 11 месяцев назад +5

      It's magic fairy tale dust. 😂

    • @BrentonSmythesfieldsaye
      @BrentonSmythesfieldsaye 11 месяцев назад +9

      Well about 82% of my electricity consumption at home is met by the solar panels on my house, with around 90% of total solar production currently being exported to the grid, such is the excess capacity of my rooftop solar system. That certainly has a magical feeling about it and such excess production will keep my soon to be acquired EV easily charged and topped up for next to no cost. Just the kind of magic I like!
      One of my friends already has an EV and solar panels and it's the same situation. Magic, magic, magic everywhere. LOL.

    • @TheGryxter
      @TheGryxter 7 месяцев назад

      @user-ur1qo4fp1f You are absolutely correct. While this might work perfect if you reside along the Equator, not so well in higher latitudes. Joke Biden says that everyone should buy an electric car. No need for oil & gas since you just plug it in. What seemed to have slipped his mind, besides most everything he does, is that in many U.S. States, there is very little sunshine for many months of the year. So do we all get to stay home and get a paycheck for him or walk to work? If he doesn't want fossil fuels, or nukes, exactly where does he expect the power to the plug to come from? It's absurd. Yes EV's should be considered, but the piss poor electric grid in this Country is in shambles. Just ask Texas when the winter comes and the entire system goes to shit. 20% below zero, "I don't feel a thing, nice and warm here in the White House"! F.U. Biden.

    • @davemorris6747
      @davemorris6747 7 месяцев назад +2

      ⁠@@BrentonSmythesfieldsayeLucky you. One to have a driveway so you can charge your car at home and two have enough sunshine to generate that much electricity. Here in the U.K. 50% of the U.K. have no drive ways and our beautiful weather will generate around 30% of my electricity for 8 months of the year.

    • @BrentonSmythesfieldsaye
      @BrentonSmythesfieldsaye 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@davemorris6747 Indeed. I wasn't trying to pee down your back and tell you it was raining. I fully understand it is not a perfect world for everyone on every ocassion. But it still is essentially early days and we are talking about systemic change, not just changes in transport. Some of the nuance is going to take somewhat longer to sort through, but it will eventually happen, if not fast enough.
      All the best.

  • @anshumandewangan5517
    @anshumandewangan5517 3 года назад +340

    I love how she slowly escalated about the EVs just towing a boat to a goddamn jetliner

    • @phillipsmiley5930
      @phillipsmiley5930 3 года назад +15

      Envio-mentalist stunt, how far do you think an EV can tow a jetliner before the batteries go flat

    • @LocalRapid
      @LocalRapid 3 года назад +39

      @@phillipsmiley5930 as long if not longer than an equivalent diesel car

    • @jorgvonfrundsberg9643
      @jorgvonfrundsberg9643 3 года назад +2

      Did you grow up in a slum?

    • @krugerdave
      @krugerdave 3 года назад +33

      @@phillipsmiley5930 yes of course it was a stunt, but a fossil would either burn its clutch to cinders or overheat its torque converter before that plane ever got moving. Unimogs and airport tractors used to pull trains and planes have to be specially designed for that application just so they can survive it. A Model X can do it off the shelf.
      This is a dangerous time to start throwing shade at EVs. Look which way the wind is blowing; nearly everyone will be driving electric in the next ten to twenty years, so unless you're thinking of checking out in that time frame, avoid eating crow later by not swallowing oil industry propaganda now.

    • @youarepredictable
      @youarepredictable 3 года назад +3

      @@LocalRapid You are fucking clueless if you actually believe that.

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 3 года назад +562

    “They’re even linked to low IQ, *which might explain why you keep electing us!”*
    I am absolutely hysterical 😂 😂 😂

    • @RobFeldkamp
      @RobFeldkamp 2 года назад

      are you?

    • @Kevin.Boyle007
      @Kevin.Boyle007 2 года назад +1

      @@RobFeldkamp yup and so am I. Freaking brilliant commercial! Why Rob are so in favor of being dependent on foreign oil? Love to hear your answer on that.

    • @RobFeldkamp
      @RobFeldkamp 2 года назад

      @@Kevin.Boyle007 who says i am?

  • @tj778
    @tj778 3 года назад +164

    Whoever writes these is a genius

    • @lewisheasman
      @lewisheasman 3 года назад +8

      Wouldn't be that difficult. It's just straight facts.

    • @fuzzjunky
      @fuzzjunky 3 года назад +4

      @@lewisheasman but we get the facts all day long and people mostly ignore them. content like this is a whole nother ballgame

    • @gordonwilkinson2911
      @gordonwilkinson2911 3 года назад

      Just stating facts isn’t satire. Satire is an art and excellent satire shouldn’t be undervalued.

    • @Jeffzda
      @Jeffzda 2 года назад

      @@gordonwilkinson2911 It's satire because they are depicting the government being honest.

  • @williamsousa4715
    @williamsousa4715 Год назад +17

    You notice they didn't tell you how far you could pull that boat or train. Range plunges when loads are added

    • @hittman1412
      @hittman1412 7 месяцев назад +1

      Haha my man all the mining companies are switching to autonomous electric dump truck fleets for haulage. Loads are not the issue, but frequency of charging stations. Not to mention “how far” you can pull something will constantly be changing with new infrastructure/battery efficiency.

    • @davidwestwater2219
      @davidwestwater2219 2 месяца назад

      Sure they are​@hittman1412

  • @suyashgupta87
    @suyashgupta87 3 года назад +467

    Every country needs this series!!

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson 3 года назад +2

      Alas, in some countries satire and self-deprecating wit is banned for being 'unpatriotic' and for "Tarnishing the image of our great nation which only Gaard may criticise".
      In some countries, these fine people would (literally) be shot by wild-eyed zealots for encouraging foreigners and communists to laugh at their elected government's incompetence and at their own stupidity for putting them in power. 😞

    • @pratyushdash7573
      @pratyushdash7573 2 года назад +24

      it definitely needs to be in india. i really want to see sarcastic honest government ads on modi government and even congress because our government is the clear definition of 'fu** you people because we gonna warm our pockets'

    • @markm1042
      @markm1042 2 года назад +1

      True!

    • @steelkamote1888
      @steelkamote1888 2 года назад

      If one grows enough balls in the Philippines to start such a channel, you bet your ass they would be shut down by the government fast. Especially when they inevitably brush hairs with a cult called Iglesia ni Cristo, who somehow has a deathgrip on politicians' balls.

    • @Shubham-hd1ng
      @Shubham-hd1ng 2 года назад +2

      @@pratyushdash7573 yeah sadly but people here dont understand this. All governments are alike.😏

  • @dwirandypradhika6752
    @dwirandypradhika6752 3 года назад +231

    This is so ironic considering Australia held one of the most interesting electric vehicle endurance races out there.

    • @funnlivinit
      @funnlivinit 3 года назад +29

      Yes. A friend of mine actually won it and now owns a battery testing company that works with all manufacturers around the world. It’s in Sacramento, CA. And could have easily been in Australia.

    • @davidszabo1618
      @davidszabo1618 3 года назад +18

      @@funnlivinit Another missed opportunity for this country.

    • @acruzp
      @acruzp 3 года назад +11

      I actually took part in 2015
      edit: which makes me really surprised at this

    • @vijul281
      @vijul281 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/J7bbLtRZhBU/видео.html

    • @shorebreak69
      @shorebreak69 3 года назад +2

      FFS !

  • @leeloooooooooo
    @leeloooooooooo 3 года назад +115

    I'm from Canada and have zero context for me, but these are still too good

    • @rafiashraf2769
      @rafiashraf2769 3 года назад +4

      I’m from Australia and still know zero context 😂

    • @shaunzanyusof2102
      @shaunzanyusof2102 3 года назад +2

      From France -- just happy we're ahead of the UK

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 года назад +1

      American here, and honestly was suprised that we were included in one of the points about doing something better than [insert other English-speaking country here].

    • @random4969
      @random4969 3 года назад

      Hi Lauren from Sydney Australia 😎 This channel is both funny and DISTURBING at same time

    • @random4969
      @random4969 3 года назад

      @@Vohlfied Hi mate, America is mentioned a lot in this channels videos you should watch their previous videos lol

  • @gonegahgah
    @gonegahgah Год назад +6

    Finally talking about the environment. Thank you. Always gets my uptick 👍

  • @lberhold
    @lberhold 3 года назад +1310

    This is hilarious! Don't worry Australia, Utah charges extra on registration for EVs, sadly you're not alone.

    • @АлексейПлакхин
      @АлексейПлакхин 3 года назад +35

      EV is equivalent of 10 homes in terms or electricity grid power and it is not paing for roads. It is reasonable to make their owner pay at least in part for it.

    • @tackytaco8133
      @tackytaco8133 3 года назад +63

      @@АлексейПлакхин wut

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 3 года назад +71

      @@АлексейПлакхин I don't think you've ever heard of the word "fungible". All tax dollars go to the same pool regardless of the source of the tax dollars.

    • @ufo2go
      @ufo2go 3 года назад +2

      🗽GOD BLESS AMERICA✨

    • @АлексейПлакхин
      @АлексейПлакхин 3 года назад +10

      @@GeorgeMonet, let me clarify my point. EV require a lot of energy, which may lead to shortages of energy without goverment intervention. It would be reasonable if the owners of EV pay for them.

  • @DR.SHAURYA1
    @DR.SHAURYA1 3 года назад +597

    “They are even linked to lower IQ which might explain why you keep re-electing us” Lmfao🤣

    • @mmbelle
      @mmbelle 3 года назад +17

      its funny because its true 😳

    • @tristanchik4432
      @tristanchik4432 3 года назад +12

      Literally sums up pretty much a majority of the nations

    • @goatlady7761
      @goatlady7761 3 года назад +8

      That's Victoria and Queensland.

    • @flarekheanzzero8145
      @flarekheanzzero8145 3 года назад +6

      I really laughed at this part.

  • @A-Duck
    @A-Duck 3 года назад +223

    Can't believe they called it FFS. Perfect.

    • @rdsasuke1
      @rdsasuke1 3 года назад +7

      Perfect would be if they never made it at all.

    • @Krzysztof25XD
      @Krzysztof25XD 3 года назад +6

      for fuck's sake

    • @tomasfiorentini4126
      @tomasfiorentini4126 3 года назад

      What does FFS mean?

    • @JimArnold6
      @JimArnold6 3 года назад +1

      The time a former employer launched a Fast Action Response Team. For a day...

  • @spencer5654
    @spencer5654 Год назад +9

    I’m for anything that keeps governments in check.

  • @philipwilson3430
    @philipwilson3430 3 года назад +406

    The people who put these together should win every f*cking award going.

  • @charimuvilla8693
    @charimuvilla8693 3 года назад +169

    I live in Greece so I'm used to some things being shitty but wow Australia is on a whole new level.

    • @d-phoenix2198
      @d-phoenix2198 3 года назад +4

      Όποια πέτρα και να σηκώσεις από κάτω θα βρεις έναν Έλληνα

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 года назад +1

      Better than the unbased America.

    • @jonnyjonny2926
      @jonnyjonny2926 3 года назад +20

      We have been ruined by decades of social engineering by the conservative parties and right-wing media, much like in US. people vote against their own interests, unwittingly, they are uneducated and stupid they fall for the idea that the conservatives are "on their side" we know this is a lie. The conservative cares only for his wealthy paymasters and the aristocracy. Our environment is in ruin, air quality declining, cost of living ever increasing. Thanks to conservative ideology and the lie they're for the common man.

    • @d-phoenix2198
      @d-phoenix2198 3 года назад +8

      @@jonnyjonny2926 I mean there are eco fas ists if that's your kind of thing. You see for me both the right and the left are the two sides of the same coin. Both pretend to be in the people's favour yet neither is. We saw how well both right wing and left wing countries performed and in both cases populism is everywhere and no one really cares about either the people or the environment. It's just a façade to pretend that you care to get votes. So take your bias out of here because it is just that. A biased world view. Progressivism isn't negative but conservatism isn't as well. Every country has its special needs so demonising either of the two because of our personal experiences and beliefs is wrong. K?

    • @athanasiospapazoglou7310
      @athanasiospapazoglou7310 3 года назад +3

      @@d-phoenix2198 Αν έχει παρακολουθήσει καθόλου το κανάλι θα έχεις δει ότι η συντηρητική δεξιά το μόνο που νοιάζεται ένα να αυξάνει τα κέρδη των πολύ εκατομμυριούχων και αυτή είναι μία τάση που δεν παρατηρείται μόνο στην Αυστραλία , αλλά και στα υπόλοιπα μέρη του κόσμου . Για αυτό σταμάτα να μας κάνεις τον έξυπνο και ενημέρωσε τον εαυτό σου .

  • @Ben_L_world
    @Ben_L_world 4 месяца назад +2

    We need the calculator for EVERY Honest Government Ad, it is reassuring that you have crunched the numbers….

  • @photocreation34
    @photocreation34 3 года назад +218

    That dance part was unexpected 😂😂😂

    • @NoirpoolSea
      @NoirpoolSea 3 года назад +6

      "It's just a step to the left.."

    • @silverharloe
      @silverharloe 3 года назад +6

      @@NoirpoolSea are you referring to the time warp? I believe it's a jump to the left.

    • @mh1593
      @mh1593 3 года назад +3

      @@silverharloe And a step to the RIGHT

    • @entropy8000
      @entropy8000 3 года назад +2

      Well now its not bc this comment spoiled it lmao

    • @silverharloe
      @silverharloe 3 года назад +2

      @@entropy8000 how many people scour the comments thoroughly before they watch the video?

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 3 года назад +566

    Cigaretes: exists
    Capitalists: "We'll make profit from your addiction"
    Government: "Time to tax you non smokers for gobbling up all that fresh air you're inhaling while not smoking"

    • @costamcostam8961
      @costamcostam8961 3 года назад +11

      Lol even capitalists are better than politicians. At least you have a choice not to buy cigarettes. (Not saying they don't cooperate with gov)

    • @cybercery5271
      @cybercery5271 3 года назад +3

      Pretty sure passive smoking is more harmful, like staying near a person who smokes.

    • @AvroBellow
      @AvroBellow 3 года назад +6

      @@cybercery5271 I'm pretty sure that you're completely INSANE because that's not even remotely true. The amount of pollutants put out by an automobile could kill you in less than an hour if you're in an enclosed area with a running engine. Someone smoking in the same area cannot kill you. Now, multiply that by millions of running engines in a lot of cities and you tell me which is worse. Whose ass did you pull your "fact" out of?

    • @cybercery5271
      @cybercery5271 3 года назад +1

      @@AvroBellow Google passive smoking

    • @cybercery5271
      @cybercery5271 3 года назад +1

      @@AvroBellow I meant breathing the same air as a person who smokes, it's a real fact

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 2 года назад +431

    “And here’s an EV pulling a f***in’ jet lie-nuh.”
    Australian Eliza Dushku is absolutely perfect with her deadpan delivery!
    Beautifully done. ❤️

    • @Slblohme
      @Slblohme Год назад +1

      Hurley more like it! ^^

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker Год назад +3

      Airplanes are very light for their size. And trains are designed to roll easily.

    • @earthenscience
      @earthenscience Год назад

      Humorous as this video is, it is important to recognize that EV's aren't a magic potion to solve global warming. EV's need to be paired with nuclear and clean energy to be effective global warming solutions. Its debatable if an EV paired with fossil fuel infrastructures would even reduce global warming at all, and it might even make pollution worse in some ways, such as the resources it takes to build batteries.

    • @JeffreyCH1
      @JeffreyCH1 Год назад +1

      more like "jet Lai-Nah" but true

    • @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
      @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 Год назад

      @@kdrapertrucker and boats don’t have wheels ?
      Also yeah trains have wheels but don’t act like they’re pushing a trolly.
      Saying EV will end your weekend bc you won’t be able to tow your boat/yacht is just crap if it can pull a FREAKING train… unless you’re an idiot who loves to drag your boat around with no boat dolly. Then that’s a you problem 😂😅

  • @AnkushJainbl
    @AnkushJainbl Год назад +5

    I'm from India and I am binge watching these. We need you in India. So much more content.

  • @HarnaiDigital
    @HarnaiDigital 3 года назад +508

    No Doubt she is a professional voice actor. Her voice is so soothing.

    • @Turalcar
      @Turalcar 3 года назад +48

      Voice actor is not the person in the video

    • @HarnaiDigital
      @HarnaiDigital 3 года назад +21

      @@Turalcar yes. She is on a microphone and this sister is copying her lips movements.

    • @lilo621
      @lilo621 3 года назад +18

      @@HarnaiDigital Her name is Ellen, the voice-over is made by Lucy. You can hear their real voice in their 5-year special edition. ruclips.net/video/2KikwAjmX64/видео.html

    • @marcusmartin5758
      @marcusmartin5758 3 года назад +3

      Thats not her real voice

    • @Solid3d-Melb
      @Solid3d-Melb 3 года назад +1

      Not her

  • @yevrahhipstar3902
    @yevrahhipstar3902 3 года назад +141

    Seriously? Four thumbs down? Shell, Esso, Conoco, Woodside?

    • @jasonmcnamara2079
      @jasonmcnamara2079 3 года назад +2

      Greta

    • @SIS3W3N
      @SIS3W3N 3 года назад +14

      At least one Texas Republican angry that they didn't think of an EV tax first.

    • @velocecarriola9214
      @velocecarriola9214 3 года назад +9

      Nearly 200 dislikes now, that is about half of Angus Taylor's alt accounts.

    • @GerardBendotti
      @GerardBendotti 3 года назад +1

      it's all of the liberal party voters in WA. if it gets too high then maybe a bot or two?

    • @Wonderish403
      @Wonderish403 3 года назад +2

      People who understand how EVs are powered?

  • @xjet
    @xjet 3 года назад +746

    Nailed it (again).

    • @orion7741
      @orion7741 3 года назад +8

      if by "nailed it", you mean they got everything wrong. then yeah they nailed it..... they are excluding all that actual facts about how destructive Electric Vehicles are to the enviroment compared to fossil fuel vehicles. This video is 100% pure bullshit propaganda that is avoiding the science and facts.

    • @xjet
      @xjet 3 года назад +12

      @@orion7741 No, I mean they got (almost) everything right. One thing to note however, is that they showed a graph in which transport was the third(?) biggest polluter -- but you'll notice that the *BIGGEST* polluter was electricity generation. LOL... so moving the transport fleet to EVs won't actually change anything in that respect... in fact, it might even make it far worse, given how much of Australia's electricity comes from *COAL*. Other than that it's all good.

    • @pangit9999
      @pangit9999 3 года назад +10

      @@xjet Actually Bruce there have been studies that show charging EVs on even the dirtiest electricity (like Victoria's) still has far lower overall emissions than fossil fuel cars. And that doesn't take into account the fairly rapid "greening" of the electricity grid as more and more renewables come online and coal fired power stations close, even in Australia.

    • @Snide01
      @Snide01 3 года назад +2

      @@orion7741
      Yeah, they are ignoring what electric cars do to the environment and what vaccines do to health..
      Both are HORRIBLE

    • @xjet
      @xjet 3 года назад +8

      @@pangit9999 You're right and I'm a huge proponent of EVs, I just thought the graph was perhaps a little counter-intuitive if you're promoting EVs as a lower-polution option. Speaking of the greening of the grid in Australia, what's with the proposal to actually charge people with solar for their infeed to the grid? How crazy is that?

  • @jacklav1
    @jacklav1 Год назад +7

    These are so good. They make me want to be Australian.

    • @lmtt4786
      @lmtt4786 11 месяцев назад

      Its way too expensive to live here now. If you're cashed up, sure, but I wouldn't recommend

  • @OolTube02
    @OolTube02 3 года назад +462

    The way I understand it Australia is uniquely suited to supply all its citizens with clean electric energy but it also has a shitload of fossil fuels that are profitable to extract. So ideal breeding ground for a conflict of epic proportions between progress and legacy industry Luddism.

    • @kariusbaktus76
      @kariusbaktus76 3 года назад +44

      You may recall the country with the highest adoption of EVs is Norway. At the same time Norway gets it's largest revenue from oil exports.

    • @OolTube02
      @OolTube02 3 года назад +17

      @@kariusbaktus76 There's probably a culture in Norway of having to live off the land and within one's means, long before the North Sea oil was discovered, which was like, in the 1980s.
      Whereas places like Australia and America are traditionally frontier countries, where people went in search of abundant resources -- where the idea of making it was more tied to the dream of winning the prospecting lottery.
      I guess Australia is ideologically more somewhere in between America and Norway, considering energy ideology, which is why the conflict is the most interesting there.
      And, of course, the population density is rather low, meaning there is both a massive amount of renewable energy to be had per inhabitant, but also a lot of fossil fuel profits. So a lot of money in either venture for not all that many people, compared to the US or China -- which are roughly the same geographic size as Australia, but just a little bit more populous.

    • @picoallen
      @picoallen 3 года назад +9

      The policies would make some sense if that were true. But no, we've actually got little oil and need to import most of our transport petroleum demand.

    • @OolTube02
      @OolTube02 3 года назад +7

      @@picoallen Well, there's a lot of coal and natural gas, so my guess is the extraction industry of those resources feels threatened. There is some oil.
      If you get a lot of electric cars then you get a lot of battery infrastructure, meaning the batteries can be used for other stuff as well, such as storing intermittent renewable energy, rendering coal and gas power plants obsolete.
      And if you create demand for electric cars that means they're going to make more over in China to export to Australia, meaning they might become independent from Australian coal imports sooner over there as well.
      Of course Australia has a lot of other stuff they can export for the new industries, such as lithium, nickel, copper, and aluminum. But my guess is, there's a lot of money invested in the fossil fuel mining boom of the last 15 years or so, and who wants to leave that gravy train who's currently on it, hopefully to catch another one?
      Ultimately they're just going to delay the inevitable, but a few more years of preventing the switch to renewables means a few more years of profit and a few more years that the new industries aren't more financially and politically powerful than the old ones. Their Luddism is self-servingly rational.

    • @MagpieOz
      @MagpieOz 3 года назад +1

      What makes you think we are well placed to supply all with "clean" energy?

  • @sirawesomenessi1796
    @sirawesomenessi1796 3 года назад +182

    I'm Canadian but the one thing that I'll always remember about the Australian Government is "Have the world biggest banana, have the world biggest prawn".

    • @mattrcolt6867
      @mattrcolt6867 3 года назад +8

      We also have Melbourne, home to the biggest group of woke tards 🤣

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 3 года назад +8

      @@mattrcolt6867 nah canada has more wokes than melbourne does. remember when canada tried to make it illegal to "misgender" your kid?

    • @suimeingwong2043
      @suimeingwong2043 3 года назад +9

      @@ps5hasnogames55 Wow I'm Canadian and I didn't even hear about that.

    • @kymlardnerofficial
      @kymlardnerofficial 3 года назад +11

      We have the biggest idiot as PM too

    • @harrisn3693
      @harrisn3693 3 года назад +4

      And how is the EV policy helping us Canadians? Sheet all, we getting screwed as America buys us out as indentured servants.

  • @Trixtah
    @Trixtah 3 года назад +107

    Become a Patreon to ensure that thejuicemedia never runs out of calculators to punch.

  • @demurx
    @demurx Год назад +13

    I'm not so sure if Lithium Battery based EVs are really the solution to the pollution problem, but Australia has some of the richest Lithium reserves of the world.
    I wonder, why they aren't producing EVs on a large scale.
    But okay, I get some of it now 😥

    • @decimal1815
      @decimal1815 10 месяцев назад +1

      USA also has huge lithium reserves. Enough already for the next 100 years. Sodium batteries are already available too, and there's no shortage of salt in the world!

  • @Isaacreeper
    @Isaacreeper 3 года назад +316

    "Our EV policy will afford us" *stabs calculator then smiles "Fuck all"

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 3 года назад +2

      Well, less money going to China due them being biggest lithium processors in the world and are causing world wide dependency on them... Also EV's are not clean as pretty picture has painted. One storm taking out the grid and EV owners are royally fucked. Old diesel you can run with fucking old oil change oil if need arises and work way longer than even gasoline cars, so world should be pushed towards more diesels, specially since bio diesel can be grown easily on the Australia.

    • @Isaacreeper
      @Isaacreeper 3 года назад +15

      @@Hellsong89 aight, hol up
      China does have the largest Lithium Mine in the world but only because it has the largest deposit of lithium, theres litterally nothing we could do there aside from buying other lithium mines from around the rest of the world.
      As for EVs not being as clean as people say, look at the math, they are way cleaner than gasoline and diesel cars by a mile. Even through the proccessing of the batteries, the power generated theough power plants etc. They are still cleaner by a mile.
      As for a storm taking out the grid, it is highly unlikely to occur and it is very difficult for it to happen. Even if a storm did hit that was strong enough to ruin electric infrastructure, then you got bigger problems to deal with than a car that can still drive 300 miles.
      As for biofuels, the math has also shown that they are non renewable. It takes more energy to proccess and consume biofuels than it does to make, so youd be spending money on a resource that wont give you any return.
      On the other hand using solar cells with electric cars for the exact same reason give off more energy and are more efficient than bio fuels.
      Now that being said. Electric is not the end all be all best thing ever. Renewable resources like solar and wind need to be accompanied by non renewables so that they can work better. When the non renewable isnt creating energy, like at night or when theres no wind, and the energy storage system runs out, then you turn on a power plant that runs on coal or petroleum to help out.
      Not to mention that there are places where gasoline and diesel are better than electric. Like planes and rockets and heavy equipment. The mass to power ratio that batteries provide are to heavy for them so fuel is better there.

    • @magicblaze1553
      @magicblaze1553 3 года назад +1

      @@Isaacreeper Could you link some of studies and articles about biofuels, ev's etc.

    • @Isaacreeper
      @Isaacreeper 3 года назад +8

      @@magicblaze1553 So Wendover Productions video about the "EV Charging Problem" explains a lot about whats holding EVs back... and also has links to articles and studies.
      Real Engineering's video on "Why Biofuels are Terrible" does a good job explaining the premise, though if you want actual articles you can check their description to find the resources they use.
      And though Donut Media's video, "Are Electric Vehicles REALLY better for the environment?" doesnt have any resources, it does talk about the environmental effects the cost of production of EVs and ICEs have.
      I know theyre not direct resources and could have a lot of interpretational error and bias, but they do link to other resources that were used that could explain it better than I can.

    • @magicblaze1553
      @magicblaze1553 3 года назад +1

      @@Isaacreeper Thanks

  • @lentoglacier1457
    @lentoglacier1457 3 года назад +194

    When satire writes itself, you just know something isn't quite right.

    • @namewithheld8115
      @namewithheld8115 3 года назад +2

      When the government calls their policy FFS, it does make it harder to make something recognisably a parody... Even the most ridiculous things can be true these days.

  • @komocity269
    @komocity269 3 года назад +79

    Please.. Expand this to a worldwide level 🥺

  • @Auroral_Anomaly
    @Auroral_Anomaly 11 месяцев назад +1

    EV’s don’t help until the ‘E’ in question becomes renewable.

  • @richardyoung3074
    @richardyoung3074 3 года назад +325

    man, these are so good. Brutal satire with a dazzling smile and a voice-over you know you can trust. More power to you team.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Год назад

      They're good, I've seen a couple now, but this one is b/s because ev's are a useless waste of time, it's such a lie, so when she says things like a second hand market, which is almost impossible because they don't have that long a lifespan &everything's an idiot celeb bus a new one to look good, they're actual doing now damage to the earth because of the resources you need mine & so around the world to build the car

    • @neilruedlinger4851
      @neilruedlinger4851 Год назад

      @@kurtsudheim825 As opposed to a gasoline/diesel fueled vehicle? I think you need to stop breathing in those gasoline/diesel fumes, they've lowered your IQ to the point were your cognitive capability to think critically has been severely impaired!
      A gasoline/diesel Internal Combustion Engine (ICE) requires more metal to fabricate than an electric motor, requiring mining much more resources!

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Год назад

      @@neilruedlinger4851 firstly, intelligence & knowledge are two separate things, so by bit being able to read & comprehend what I days, your showing your lack in at least one if those depts. Nowhere did a day ice vehicles are BETTER for the environment than electric, I'm just pointing out every idiot who has done nothing but listen to general crappy news, doesn't realise that they're aren't SIGNIFICANTLY better, they're bit since magical thing that's going to save the earth. & Now that every cry baby is upset because e person who finally broufht since innovation to electric cars, which have been outcasts since they came around a century ago, did something else that upset them, are stitching their electrics to buy the same thing but a different brand, that on the whole is actually worse than buying an ice vehicle, because of you take everything into account on the whole, electrics are better, but only if you stuff to the rules/guidelines, one of which is that because their lifespan is so much shorter, you need drive them till they're absolutely dead (& that's excl the mining for other electric items that are placed in a car almost ubiquitously, where as they aren't in every ice vehicle). Otherwise that save is actually wasted, like spending 20 more on petrol to buy an item that is cheaper at another store by just 10 bucks. My fury is not at the tech, it's obviously an improvement, just not enough, but it's progress o ignorance, like yours it seems

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Год назад

      @@neilruedlinger4851 it's not just the amount of metals, it's the type, & even moreso, WHERE they're from. If it isn't far from the production line, the cost (not financial but environmental, because guess how they're transported), isn't so bad, but most of the mining from electrics are from south west -central Africa & Canada, then it goes all around the world. Why do you think there was a copper (amongst others), shortage last year, because of civid nothing was happening so there were no parts for laptops & electric cars, whereas as son as things opened up again, ice vehicles weren't as hampered by such issues. Hydrogen is the best method, cut many argue it's too impractical for small scale use, so should be limited to large scale transport & machinery, plus there's still the query about its danger, even though we've long passed it the age of the Hindenburg. This synthetic fuels, which is basically recycled petrol, are actually the best since we've already burnt the petrol once, there's no new emissions, & the manufacturing systems can stay the same, no new plants, no new power/charging stations etc, you keep your car until it rusts away, it's just too expensive rn because it's new. Electric cars a stop gap, they're the best option, but the stop gap should've came about 30 years least, it's late now. & We'll completely skip the human rights part about it, the think the workshops where your phone & clothes are made, how about the mines to source the metals required. So how about you come back with actual info before telling me I'm stupid when you're one of the ones who clearly doesn't know anything

    • @johnhunter7244
      @johnhunter7244 Год назад

      @@kurtsudheim825 there are some major issues with hydrogen (very low density in gas form, low density in liquid form but boils off) and inefficiency vs BEVs. Both BEVs and HFCEVs have ridiculous amounts of infrastructure work and price issues to be fixed before banning ICE cars.

  • @mrr0r508
    @mrr0r508 3 года назад +225

    FFS, this is legendary.

    • @Pangkasrapih
      @Pangkasrapih 3 года назад +14

      For fuck sake lol😂 good thing my parents doesn't speak English

    • @Hexagonian
      @Hexagonian 3 года назад +4

      @@Pangkasrapih More like too bad they don't speak english. They missed out on a bunch of amazing jokes.

    • @sjrm
      @sjrm 3 года назад +5

      FFS = "Fuck the Fucking Shitshow"? (:

    • @Pangkasrapih
      @Pangkasrapih 3 года назад +7

      @@Hexagonian ironically my parents, sent me to learn english,but they don't bother learning themselves,ah I have such a great parents, sometimes I cursed in finnish language

    • @Hexagonian
      @Hexagonian 3 года назад +3

      @@sjrm not sure if you’re just finding alternate meanings but it means For Fuck Sakes

  • @brainwars8898
    @brainwars8898 3 года назад +48

    You know its about to get serious when the "Calculator" comes out !!!!

    • @snowstrobe
      @snowstrobe 3 года назад

      Some seriously fucking calculatin' bout to go down!

    • @blackrabbit212
      @blackrabbit212 3 года назад

      @@snowstrobe Amazing how the answer is always the same!

  • @robina.jensen6114
    @robina.jensen6114 8 месяцев назад +2

    And here 2 years later, EVs can't sell, when government subsidies are taken away! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @codyvanderzwaag8031
    @codyvanderzwaag8031 3 года назад +168

    These are funny but also make me legitimately depressed that life is always gonna ruled by the greedy

    • @mariosantiagovaleroabad4424
      @mariosantiagovaleroabad4424 3 года назад +2

      Fun n disturbing at the same time

    • @stivi739
      @stivi739 3 года назад +1

      @3-7-77 we can't they took our good guns off us

    • @skankhunt3624
      @skankhunt3624 3 года назад +5

      Don't vote for politicians who get completely sponsored and brought by Big Oil.

    • @tammysilverwolf1085
      @tammysilverwolf1085 3 года назад +2

      Humans are funny like that. We've been doing this shit since before we were even Sapient- we have it in us to do better in this day and age of potential (reasonable) abundance for every member of our species, but monkey brain gonna do what monkey brain gonna do. It's infuriating.

    • @PaulMansfield
      @PaulMansfield 3 года назад

      I know nobody wants to be poor, but once you've got more than enough surely you can afford to pay a fair share of tax and stop screwing over the workers?

  • @BoxedHero
    @BoxedHero 3 года назад +198

    I demand a 10 hour dance party loop with Ellen on the front of that Tesla!

    • @dheshan
      @dheshan 3 года назад +14

      3:28

    • @GeorgeEstregan828
      @GeorgeEstregan828 3 года назад +9

      I support your demand

    • @Lennon766
      @Lennon766 3 года назад +10

      After much exhaustive research - I also support your demand

    • @-Yogo
      @-Yogo 3 года назад +12

      get the youtube looper extension for chrome
      start 3:30
      end 3:34
      your welcome

    • @fattyacid1901
      @fattyacid1901 3 года назад

      Yes. Also do one with Ellen, Baron Zemo and Bully Maguire

  • @calvinkleiner9211
    @calvinkleiner9211 3 года назад +58

    This is unironically the best way to keep up with news on this country

  • @Sjalabais
    @Sjalabais 21 день назад

    That dancing scene hits differently. Norway's been above 90% EV sales now with a total share on-the-road breaking through 25% last year.

  • @usgator
    @usgator 3 года назад +144

    Ellen is so awesome! The scripts are fantastic but she makes the ads lit!

    • @Bryanclntn
      @Bryanclntn 3 года назад +1

      Elon is just another greedy corporate overlord, he doesn't give two shits about helping the planet. If he did he wouldn't be investing in an climate solutions for the rich and providing literally nothing for the other 90%.
      EV's are a great start, but Elon Musk sees this as a business model, not a good deed from his own heart

    • @gordon1545
      @gordon1545 3 года назад

      @@Bryanclntn Ellen. Not Elon.

  • @truthtopower1662
    @truthtopower1662 3 года назад +353

    I am from the US and (before the pandemic) used to visit Australia on a yearly basis)
    I love this channel as it keeps me tied into the fuckshittery that is going on there.
    Love you guys!

    • @xtruezy
      @xtruezy 3 года назад +8

      I love how this is a casual comment. We are so fucked in the future

    • @keshavagrawal2847
      @keshavagrawal2847 3 года назад +7

      Man, whether usa, aussi, or our Indo- asian countries. Governments and politicians are all fucking dickheads. I wonder why we vote for them.

    • @ufo2go
      @ufo2go 3 года назад +5

      🗽GOD BLESS AMERICA✨

    • @raffa4456
      @raffa4456 3 года назад +2

      @@keshavagrawal2847 Because if we don't, even dumber assholes vote for even bigger psychopaths. That is the sad reality about the state of our democracies.
      So - see you at the apocalypse. Byyyyye!

    • @davidheipel2934
      @davidheipel2934 3 года назад

      Life will be grand when you're self locked in your Zuckerberg metaverse. Where you will stay in your home hook to an IV drip to stay alive. Collecting your ubi. Then you won't have to be flying on that filthy jet aircraft. The discovery of the meaning of life

  • @johnambrose5957
    @johnambrose5957 Год назад +4

    Great to breathe the fresh air from these adverts. Thanks!

  • @RAZR_Channel
    @RAZR_Channel 3 года назад +651

    3:33 hahaa ha haaaaaaa...

    • @iron4517
      @iron4517 3 года назад +28

      @Omigood why the hell did you just turned a laugh into a cry for help

    • @El.Gatito.
      @El.Gatito. 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/9f7xAxKtjXc/видео.html

    • @iron4517
      @iron4517 3 года назад

      @@El.Gatito. ??????

    • @Lambchahp
      @Lambchahp 3 года назад

      @Omigood shut

    • @dhdusidjdjso
      @dhdusidjdjso 3 года назад

      Sus

  • @the2dudes1
    @the2dudes1 3 года назад +83

    Lmao the Dan Andrews remix came out of nowhere and was absolutely amazing

    • @vijul281
      @vijul281 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/J7bbLtRZhBU/видео.html

  • @DamnSpiders666
    @DamnSpiders666 3 года назад +155

    This channel is pretty much the only place I get news from Australia. WTF is going on down there?

    • @SwayDarlingArt
      @SwayDarlingArt 3 года назад +5

      check out friendly jordies as well then. He's great for ripping on the media here as well.

    • @tellyfaulkner3466
      @tellyfaulkner3466 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, i'm not sure that I'm even proud to call myself Australian anymore :-(

    • @alexp6013
      @alexp6013 3 года назад +10

      Apparently not many EVs are going on down there

    • @youknowhoo3
      @youknowhoo3 3 года назад +8

      Yeah I'm from the US, and I wasn't expecting all this to happen in Australia. Sometimes, it feels like every other country is peaceful with no problems whatsoever, compared to America. 😅

    • @alexp6013
      @alexp6013 3 года назад +11

      @@youknowhoo3 well America has the petfect combination of not being close to any other country while being wide and with enough population to ensure that there always is something wrong, so that explains it.
      Here in Europe we're all bunched up on each other, meaning we _have to_ know a bit more of what's happening outside our borders

  • @jamiewilliams1410
    @jamiewilliams1410 Год назад +2

    Unfortunately BIOMASS (trees) is being used in power grids around the world. British Columbia, Canada ships thousands of trees, mainly to the UK, to be burned due to the increased demand for electricity from EV's. Does anyone like to breathe? If we had better incentives to install solar panels on our roofs that would make EV's a viable option but Hydro corporations are not interested.

  • @dreal_pyramus1401
    @dreal_pyramus1401 3 года назад +136

    The way she said " so are we gonna do it?" " Nah" really made my day...😂

  • @musicaddict4214
    @musicaddict4214 3 года назад +587

    I can not believe the Victorian government will literally make it harder to buy electric cars lmao

    • @samshroff741
      @samshroff741 3 года назад +23

      In the US it used to be harder about ten years ago because all of the available EV models were way more expensive than their standard counterparts but yeah there was never an additional tax, thats crazy

    • @krazed0451
      @krazed0451 3 года назад +20

      Let me tell you about the motorcycle "safety levy"... Another fun tax :-)
      Funding such improvements as huge rollouts of wire rope barriers with no added protection for motorcyclists and the occasional sign warning of twisty roads!

    • @coopsnz1
      @coopsnz1 3 года назад +5

      Because the socialist pricks

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 3 года назад +68

      @@coopsnz1, You know taxes have nothing to do with Socialism. The video said that a Social Democracy country like Norway literally decreases taxes for electric cars show that you know nothing about Socialism and you don't actually watch the video.

    • @coopsnz1
      @coopsnz1 3 года назад +3

      @@renlevy411 my client paid $18000 more tax on a car in Vic, so rot in hell Alp politican

  • @neutronpixie6106
    @neutronpixie6106 2 года назад +127

    If people get tax breaks for buying a car for "helping the environment", then people that take public transportation, bike, or walk should receive a government payout each week.

    • @monke204ah
      @monke204ah 2 года назад +6

      yup

    • @penfold357007
      @penfold357007 2 года назад +13

      Definition "A Government Payout". Money that Government has stolen from productive citizens by force only to be redistributed to someone else whilst incuring a substantial administrative overhead in the Governments favour in the process.

    • @Deontjie
      @Deontjie 2 года назад +10

      Poor people subsidizing the fads of rich people.

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun 2 года назад +8

      Sorry but our public transport is already heavily funded by public money. The tiny EV incentives that is even possible to inact is a tiny fraction of similar incentives for Public Transport. We NEED BOTH just at a much smaller scale for BEVs.

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun 2 года назад

      @@Deontjie LIES! The same lies were said when Long Range BEVs only $100,000. Now the long range BEVs are $50,000 rinse repeat the same propaganda. Soon it'll be $30,000 and the same lies will be still be used. It's propaganda to brainwash people to not learn the simple fact of Economies of Scale
      . FYI The average Aus new car price is $40,000.

  • @adamlea6339
    @adamlea6339 10 месяцев назад +1

    I can see them using the same tax argument in the UK using the excuse that EVs are heavier and so cause more wear and tear on the roads, and the emissions of particulates from the tyres are higher as well.

    • @engineeringtheweirdguy2103
      @engineeringtheweirdguy2103 10 месяцев назад +1

      The Hilarious part is they’re often not that much heavier than a similar car.

  • @drillndeckur8788
    @drillndeckur8788 3 года назад +100

    The Victorian Government and the Australian Government.
    We stopped these
    I died.

  • @importantname
    @importantname 3 года назад +93

    Politicians act like politicians so often that I think maybe their only concern is to maintain personal, family and party wealth and power. Like a Scumbag would.

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 3 года назад +11

      Well, yes... your environment in a large part determines your behaviour and the direction of your personal growth. Expecting politicians to not act like politicians is like expecting bakers to not act like bakers. In the case of bakers it is harmless, but in the case of politicians we need to take them out of politics after a handful years, to protect them from becoming too much like politicians. I think we should treat power like we treat radiation: There's a life time limit on how much exposure radiation-heavy jobs allow.

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 3 года назад +5

      politicians are holding us back SEVERELY. i'm not even kidding, if they did their job and only their job, we'd be easily where we MIGHT be 500 years in the future now.

    • @waylandsmith235
      @waylandsmith235 3 года назад +1

      @@GraveUypo More specifically "profit" holds us back. A light bulb that's still going today was made in 1901 but that tech is not profitable. We have the ability "now" to create machines that will never fail. NOT PROFITABLE! Needs to stop now, our technology is our evolution and we as a species are being held back!

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 3 года назад

      @@waylandsmith235 nah that light bulb is just an incandescent bulb running at very low wattage constantly, so there's no thermal stress at all. there's nothing special about it.
      yeah planned obsolesce is a thing (i know why you brought that bulb up), but that is DEFINITIVELY not what is holding us back the most. it's government corruption. because if that wasn't a thing, private corruption wouldn't get a pass either.

  • @Infernus25
    @Infernus25 3 года назад +45

    Favourite part of these videos is the slapping of the calculator

  • @waypoint12xl
    @waypoint12xl 10 месяцев назад +1

    How things have changed for EVs in just 2 years.

  • @davigarou
    @davigarou 3 года назад +49

    I always repeat the calculator part for a couple of times smiling like a happy child.

  • @SouthPoleAntarctica
    @SouthPoleAntarctica 3 года назад +62

    "aproximately, fcvk all! " in the best telemarketing voice, absolutely hillarious.

    • @SimonBrisbane
      @SimonBrisbane 2 года назад

      Yes but I’m only watching cos she’s hot 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @marynorton6068
    @marynorton6068 3 года назад +62

    Brilliant. The “cash grab” made me choke on my coffee

  • @EighthWave100
    @EighthWave100 Год назад +4

    Sounds like our Aussie neighbours have actually had a proper look into the EV mass hysteria and have looked just a little ahead to find it won't be all rainbows and roses...

    • @BrentonSmythesfieldsaye
      @BrentonSmythesfieldsaye 11 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks Martin for providing testament that ICE vehicle exhausts do indeed lower IQ. You are just the type of person that could benefit from EVs.

    • @rolandtoma7533
      @rolandtoma7533 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@BrentonSmythesfieldsaye
      Maybe you are not smart enough to understand that there is no future with EV. You have to think to understand that.
      But i can understand that thinking might be painful for you and i wouldn't like you to get hurt.

    • @BrentonSmythesfieldsaye
      @BrentonSmythesfieldsaye 10 месяцев назад

      @@rolandtoma7533 The irony of your post is indeed palpable!

  • @purple455
    @purple455 3 года назад +676

    "EVs can't tow a boat..."
    *footage of an EV towing a plane*
    made me laugh so fucking much i'm convinced politicians think of people as mindless toddlers if they think such blatant misinformation is going to wor-
    *it works*
    oh.

    • @iloveblackmentwerking
      @iloveblackmentwerking 3 года назад +21

      -Might as well go raid parliament-

    • @questionyourself718
      @questionyourself718 3 года назад +24

      Ev's can totally tow them, towing something is mostly dependend on torque and ev's have a lot of that. No what people mean when they say ev's cant be really ised to tow stuff is that their range drops massively when towing something heavy. So much that if you would need to drive 200km with your car to the coast to use your ship you would need to charge your ev there while driving the boat to come back.

    • @shibuskii9942
      @shibuskii9942 3 года назад +5

      @@iloveblackmentwerking For legal reasons I do not agree with this statement

    • @misstinwhistle1
      @misstinwhistle1 3 года назад +4

      @MrRedstone___ "It's CGI" -some fuckhead from the Australian gov probably

    • @hepburn118
      @hepburn118 3 года назад +5

      Somebody might need to go and explain to them that trains use electric traction motors, and they're all over the world doing a fine job of moving massive loads.