A Warhammer 40,000 Animation - Pity The Guardsman [60FPS]

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  • @sgthans577
    @sgthans577 6 лет назад +4457

    *guards men thinks in his head* thank the emperor for villian monologues

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz 5 лет назад +100

      @Craiberk no
      This was a primaris, not a gray knight.
      And the Inquisition only does that on very rare occasions with gray knights. Most of the time the human population at the time of the invasion has died of old age and generations have passed and passed before Inquisition investigations can even begin. The memories of the wars passing into legends proved only by crumbling ruins and forgotten bones.

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz 5 лет назад +65

      @Craiberk those are Commissars, not Inquisitors. Inquisitors are very rare on the galactic scale, only being present along side special crusading forces as an attachment and shadow command structure. If ever single squad of guardsmen had an attached inquisitor, the entire imperium would have been exicuted by exterminatus ages ago.
      Even Commissars are not meant to root out corruption, but rather are ment to prevent men from fleeing, by shooting cowards.

    • @tyler89557
      @tyler89557 5 лет назад +24

      The guardsmen would probably be executed if he lived through his wounds under suspicion that he has been tainted by chaos.
      And neither he nor you would want to spread that taint would you?

    • @lucareali7645
      @lucareali7645 5 лет назад +13

      @Craiberk primaris : I am about to kill an inquisitor better call the space wolf

    • @PoorManatee6197
      @PoorManatee6197 5 лет назад +22

      @Craiberk That would mean that every single guardsman that has fought against chaos marines or even just cultists would be executed just in case, for example all the population of cadia would have been executed docens of times through history. In reality that only happens in extreme occasions when the taint is evident or, when they see grey knights because they are supposed to be a secret (something really stupid in my opinion, i mean, the majority of citizens couldnt even tell the difference between a grey knight and a normal astartes, just tell them they are another chapter and move on).

  • @haydens.p3597
    @haydens.p3597 5 лет назад +7406

    “And you know what he did?”
    “He started monologuing?”
    “HE STARTS MONOLOGUING!”

  • @rebb9890
    @rebb9890 5 лет назад +5928

    Imagine: Ultramarine standing there and waiting, when Chaosmarine ends his part, just to make epic entrance and start argue with him.

    • @endorneyodera4366
      @endorneyodera4366 4 года назад +550

      "Why arent you saving him yet sir?"
      "Just a sec, i wanna make a cool entrance"

    • @globeparasite9381
      @globeparasite9381 4 года назад +216

      We Ultramarines must protect the might of our chapter

    • @Lomhow
      @Lomhow 4 года назад +119

      A statesman and politician such as Guilliman would approve I think lol

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 3 года назад +26

      That would be a very Guiliman/son of guiliman thing to do lol.

    • @thegodemperorofmankind7029
      @thegodemperorofmankind7029 3 года назад +10

      @@ReformedSooner24 ahh second favorite son

  • @Chaoslordx13
    @Chaoslordx13 4 года назад +2535

    I remember the day in a apoc game where a squad of guardsmen was annihilated except 1, he said fuck it and took a shot at reaver titan.... it went critical and nuked a chunk of the board... The weak sack of flesh went out in a blaze of glory.

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 4 года назад +320

      And that is how to go out with a minor note of acknowledgement as a no name guardsman.

    • @samwessels8216
      @samwessels8216 3 года назад +65

      he deserves a statue

    • @asingularkriegsman3316
      @asingularkriegsman3316 3 года назад +97

      Was his last name Pious?

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 3 года назад +121

      He was blessed by the omnisiah, enough said

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 3 года назад +104

      There are only 2 people who single handedly destroyed a Titan
      Sly Marbo of Catachan, and Sanguinius the Primarch of the Blood Angels

  • @imperialguardsman9141
    @imperialguardsman9141 6 лет назад +12870

    You know, I don't really appreciate being called a sack of meat so much by both foe and ally.

    • @nghile3726
      @nghile3726 6 лет назад +864

      Imperial guardsman Relax comrade, for when the Imperial Guard come ride in with a Baneblade, thou shall laugh at the enemy with all the fury and anger the Emperor himself has to offer.
      (Thank you for the likes, the Emperor protects)

    • @exurgemars
      @exurgemars 6 лет назад +443

      Sacks of meat can drive baneblades well...

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 6 лет назад +283

      Coming from a Frankenstein crusader and a mutated hulk with horns growing outta uncomfortable areas, I believe that could be viewed as a complement.

    • @PerturaBased
      @PerturaBased 6 лет назад +54

      I thought this comment was my XD

    • @PerturaBased
      @PerturaBased 6 лет назад +43

      by the way neither me

  • @gilgamesh8417
    @gilgamesh8417 4 года назад +5068

    “We’re just guardsmen sir, we’re meant to be expendable.” “Not to me.”

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 4 года назад +249

      We are just guardsmen though we are literally killed by our officers to increase morale and we fight with over glorified flashlights. 100 of us is not worth a single space marine we are mere meat shields do not pity us

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 года назад +134

      @@Guardsman_Greg well that attitude speaks volumes about you chum

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 4 года назад +87

      @@Guardsman_Greg a 100 of you can fry the space marine or make a hole through him

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 4 года назад +46

      No point I am insignificant I am but one of millions I do not deserve pity I deserve to die

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 4 года назад +28

      @@Guardsman_Greg *blam*

  • @waynes.wilson6616
    @waynes.wilson6616 5 лет назад +5872

    Black Legionaire: "Weak sack of flesh."
    Ultramarine: "Hey! That's *MY* weak sack of flesh."

    • @embo2612
      @embo2612 4 года назад +129

      Don’t touch my sack of flesh

    • @certifiedhoodclassic7833
      @certifiedhoodclassic7833 4 года назад +89

      @@embo2612 that can mean many things

    • @Gulronike
      @Gulronike 4 года назад +102

      @@embo2612 Did know how much energy and mass it takes to make one trooper? I do. It isn't much but I can't having you breaking it.

    • @prinnyhayate5517
      @prinnyhayate5517 4 года назад +89

      Tsundere marines

    • @certifiedhoodclassic7833
      @certifiedhoodclassic7833 4 года назад +35

      @@prinnyhayate5517 I'm dying 😭

  • @Victor-056
    @Victor-056 Год назад +361

    3:41 I realized why this scene is so powerful.
    The Primaris knew each Guardsmen personally... He knew their jobs, their age, their stories. He knew the Factory Worker, he knew the Farmer, the Storekeeper, the Father, the Brother and the Son... He had spent time talking to them, knowing them...
    ...And he only arrived in time to save just one of them from the Chaos Marine. This actually shows that his 'Breaking speech' to the Chaos Marine was him making a Mockery of the Chaos Marine, just like the Marine had made a Mockery of the Guardsmen.
    It's also why he snappishly asked "What's your Excuse, _Monster?"_ at the end. He notably spits out the Word "Monster" like it was the most foulest of Poisons. With the added context, it basically shows he is no longer going to drag out shaming the one that killed _his_ Guardsmen.
    I mean, the Primaris could have just _Shot_ the Chaos Marine from behind, but because he was likely downright enraged by what he had seen him do to _His_ Guardsmen, the Primaris decided to Torture the Chaos Marine by beating him to within an Inch of his life before finishing him off.

    • @CyberDagger003
      @CyberDagger003 10 месяцев назад +55

      Quite possible. Ultramarines mingle with the general population, as directed by Guilliman himself who didn't want them to lose their humanity. They keep in touch with their families in Macragge and visit them when they return to the fortress-monastery between deployments. They treat their unaugmented allies as much as equals as an Astartes is capable of. They're not as sentimental as the Salamanders, but they have a lot of empathy for the common man.

    • @Scpmtfunitzeta-9
      @Scpmtfunitzeta-9 9 месяцев назад +13

      It would of been nice if the guardsmen was the one who got the kill

  • @josiahwright5859
    @josiahwright5859 5 лет назад +985

    Such a grand speech is added considerable weight when you realize it is coming from a Primaris Marine. Who would not even be standing there had the "pitiable" Guardsman not held that line for 10,000 years as he slept.

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 2 года назад +23

      Could be he crossed the Rubicon? As its a lieutenant, I like to think that is Titus

    • @amanthatlikesfromsoftware
      @amanthatlikesfromsoftware 2 года назад +9

      @@fozzilla123 I think that is Titus. Is that the armor he has on during Warhammer 40k: Space Marine 2 trailer?

    • @Hyde-dg7ef
      @Hyde-dg7ef 2 года назад +4

      @@amanthatlikesfromsoftware no it isnt. too much red
      source: just look at the thumbnail of the trailer

    • @watcherofmemelords7967
      @watcherofmemelords7967 9 месяцев назад +5

      Do not pity the guardsman, for he knows his way and will eventually reach his emperor. Rather pity the miserable chaos spawn, for they go not unto their fathers but to the gullet of those same ruinous powers they worship in life. Pity not the guardsman, for we will find our way to our fathers on our own. You however monster, I can feel nothing but pity for. When I die I go the my emperors side and await the day I may beof use once more. You meanwhile, all you have to look forward to is the same damnation which you have spawned and for that and that alone creature of chaos, I pity you.

    • @TheReal_Antrey
      @TheReal_Antrey 2 месяца назад +1

      Also that Primaris Lieutenent also have the Laurels of Vicrory on his helmet.
      So he have seen some shit

  • @peabutterspecial2362
    @peabutterspecial2362 6 лет назад +4888

    "A soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."

    • @templarhelmet3844
      @templarhelmet3844 6 лет назад +82

      Scrambled Egg Special Maybe my favorite quote

    • @cruallassar7428
      @cruallassar7428 6 лет назад +86

      A soldier fights because he has a reason to fight. What that reason is, has every right to vary.

    • @solusaldrain
      @solusaldrain 6 лет назад +25

      Scrambled Egg Special clearly hasn't experienced enough ecclesiarchy sermons to prevent uttering such heretical words. Hate the xenos, and suffer not a mutant to live!

    • @GrodzioGodOfWar
      @GrodzioGodOfWar 6 лет назад +177

      "A soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because of what is behind him. And behind him is comissar."

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 6 лет назад +10

      Solus Aldrain how is that heretical as what he loves is mankind and the Xenos what nothing more then to wipe us out but he will not stand and let that happen

  • @kodiakeaton1866
    @kodiakeaton1866 5 лет назад +2243

    Man, The Departmento Munitorum really stepped up the quality of their recruitment vids!

  • @Janovich
    @Janovich 4 года назад +1724

    " The hearts of men has stood united, against a galaxy that despises them for no reason safe that they have the audacity not to lay down and die."
    great line in this film :)

  • @Yimyimyimyim277
    @Yimyimyimyim277 6 лет назад +2419

    “Dammit! Where is the Astartes reinforcements!”
    “...monologuing sir.”

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 4 года назад +39

      "dammit astartes! Come help us!"

    • @inquisitorsteve1429
      @inquisitorsteve1429 4 года назад +11

      not even a BANEBLADE con hold off these HERETICS

    • @Malakren
      @Malakren 4 года назад +13

      Then drive me closer so I can hit them with my sword!

    • @hellouniverse5451
      @hellouniverse5451 4 года назад +3

      @@inquisitorsteve1429 Can't kill it with a baneblade? Get a titan

    • @inquisitorsteve1429
      @inquisitorsteve1429 4 года назад +2

      @@hellouniverse5451 just in case call the black templars
      can never be too careful

  • @TheTravelingbard
    @TheTravelingbard 6 лет назад +3156

    "Let it be known that the planet broke before the guard did."

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 5 лет назад +126

      Cadia stands, now and forever

    • @pantsmage970
      @pantsmage970 5 лет назад +45

      You've done well guardsmen

    • @helmutstein1178
      @helmutstein1178 5 лет назад +46

      One of the best quotes in all of 40k

    • @TheIfifi
      @TheIfifi 5 лет назад +15

      The emperor broke before the guard did..

    • @tobitau89
      @tobitau89 5 лет назад +5

      @@helmutstein1178 in all of fiction really

  • @AtholAnderson
    @AtholAnderson 5 лет назад +4583

    I am one man,
    But I stand among many.
    I may fall,
    But ten thousand will take my place.
    My enemies are legion,
    But I am unafraid.
    I am an Imperial Guardsman,
    I am the Hammer of the Emperor,
    And I. WILL. NOT. YIELD!

    • @hu3bman
      @hu3bman 5 лет назад +26

      Ahmen

    • @PheonixRising2988
      @PheonixRising2988 5 лет назад +43

      We are the imperial guard!!! We die standing!!!

    • @sirgamer44
      @sirgamer44 5 лет назад +31

      A more accurate depiction “I am one ma-“ *dies in the most gruesome warhammer 40k way*

    • @wescottpsmith1965
      @wescottpsmith1965 5 лет назад +66

      Alone, an Imperial guardsman is no match for most of the foes he might encounter.
      "But an Imperial guardsman is never alone." - Templin Institute.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 лет назад +22

      AtholAnderson the planet broke before the guard

  • @jimmyrome908
    @jimmyrome908 4 года назад +369

    I wrote the original text for this on /tg/ back in 2010, maybe 2011.
    Never thought people with 500x my talent would make an animation for it. These guys should have 10,000,000 views.

    • @DonRoyalX
      @DonRoyalX 2 года назад +38

      Really? That’s impressive :) ur love for humanity truly shone through brother!

    • @sekaihd612
      @sekaihd612 2 года назад

      bull shit

    • @zyzzsdisciples6707
      @zyzzsdisciples6707 Год назад +9

      You’ve certainly done your part for the Emperor and for Mankind, brother! Thanks for writing it, it has served humanity well

    • @fapangel7771
      @fapangel7771 Год назад +3

      As a fellow /tg/ guy who has written things that went a lot further than he thought they would (google Drake McDougal) my hat's off to you sir. I wish I had written this. Absolutely captures the essence of "humanity fuck yeah," the real essence of it, sans the cringe, with all the heart. Godspeed sir.

    • @tinysealexe
      @tinysealexe Год назад +5

      Amazing work /tg/ bro. Your text is the one I always fall back on when describing IG (my favourite faction) it just captures the essence of normal humans fighting till the bitter end against unimaginable horror.

  • @qball331
    @qball331 5 лет назад +2758

    I like the idea that a space marine is saying this instead of a guardsman because if a guardsman said it would sound more arrogant than heroic. Also it shows that some space marines, the powerful super soldiers , acknowledge the importance and the sacrifice of the imperial guards who are far "inferior" to them.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 лет назад +278

      Qball you say inferior I say superior because possibly with the exception of the salamanders the space marines are stripped of everything that makes them human i.e. Their humanity and emotions, a space marine marches into battle never once contemplating the idea that he and his battle brothers might lose while a guardsmen does and he knows that if he does then his loved ones will suffer and that thought makes him all the more determined to win, as a famous English bard once said "courage is not the absence of fear but merely acting inspite of it"

    • @qball331
      @qball331 5 лет назад +109

      @@dionwoollaston5717 I don't actually consider the guardsman inferior which is why I included quotations around the word. I consider the guardsman to be far superior to the space marines in terms of heart and humanity. I was just using the word to say why I consider it better for a space marine to be saying it. To be honest I completely agreed with everything your saying including the exception about the salamanders. Great comment by the way. I also appreciate your maturity since many people could have responded in a harsher way.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 лет назад +75

      Qball your welcome people seem to forget or largely overlook the imperial guard in favor of the marines, even though the guardsmen contribute just as much if not more to the safe guarding of humanity, because while the marines do retake planets from their enemies it's the guardsmen and PDF who ensure that they have a planet and a foothold to take back, for example it's not a planet full of space marines sitting at the entrance to the eye of terror it's the guardsmen who are preventing the heretics from overrunning the imperium

    • @qball331
      @qball331 5 лет назад +54

      @@dionwoollaston5717 Well said and too true. This is why I mostly favor chapters like the lamenters of the salamanders that give a damn about the people they are protecting. This is also why Lorgar Grimnar the Old Wolf is such a good guy. He openly defends the weak a rarity for space wolves. Also the planet fell before the guard.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 лет назад +24

      Qball that it did but it didn't fall to mere chaos marines and guardsmen, no it took a Death Star sized space station to finally accomplish what had taken ten thousand years to do

  • @axswiftberserker8133
    @axswiftberserker8133 6 лет назад +1848

    "And he has held the line for 10 thousand years!!!"....thoses last few words moved me a bit

    • @shinigamidragoon
      @shinigamidragoon 5 лет назад +81

      "So... What's your excuse?... Monster!"

    • @lyellleap4596
      @lyellleap4596 5 лет назад +100

      THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID! REEMEMBER CADIA!!!

    • @Anathema0420
      @Anathema0420 5 лет назад +53

      For ten thousand years your black crusades have been pushed back, beaten down by, made a mockery of by weak sacks of flesh with cheap weapons and disposable equipment,too good.

    • @Anathema0420
      @Anathema0420 5 лет назад

      @@lyellleap4596 Tuetur Principem

    • @faltanato6375
      @faltanato6375 4 года назад +2

      We hold the line,remember the krogan rebellion?we hold the lin-...oops wrong way...i mean FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

  • @FerreusVir
    @FerreusVir 5 лет назад +1449

    "Where I fall, ten more shall take my place! And one hundred each of them! So strike me down! I am the harbinger!"
    -Patron Saint of the Guard, Ollanius Pius TO WARMASTER HORUS HIMSELF

    • @minoreror9961
      @minoreror9961 4 года назад +72

      FerreusVir What a fucking hero.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 года назад +149

      That moment when Mankind thought, "You know what, thanks for help, Emperor, we appreciate what you've done very much, but we don't need the Astartes to save us from everything anymore, *grabs a Lasgun* We'll do it ourselves."

    • @leatcanned
      @leatcanned 4 года назад +61

      @@thebighurt2495 he silently replied, "gladly, that is all I ever wanted".

    • @SirSpycrab
      @SirSpycrab 4 года назад +15

      @@thebighurt2495 too bad they can't save themselves from themselves

    • @quinncykaluzniak5429
      @quinncykaluzniak5429 4 года назад +76

      A man, staring down a son of the god emperor of man that is powered by chaos. Wearing armour comparable to sheet steel and weilding a gun that could only compare to a lazer pointer against such a foe, and yet not only does he dare stand, but to yell against his foe who is like a god compared to him, and damn was he right, for the day he died, the guardsmen numbers swelled until no foe could ever truly reach the emperor of man EVER AGAIN

  • @primedecanus5301
    @primedecanus5301 4 года назад +973

    Dying Guardsman: “Thank The Emperor, A Space Marine is here to purge this chaos filth.”
    Space Marine: *Give a long and dramatic backhand compliment about the guardsman.*
    Dying Guardsman: “I think I’d rather be dead”

    • @yamchastillyamcha6602
      @yamchastillyamcha6602 4 года назад +12

      Fuck you marine you took my great moment

    • @notyetdeleted6319
      @notyetdeleted6319 4 года назад +44

      Poor gaurdsman bleeds out like 6” from the space marine who most definitely could pump him full of some life-saving medical goopy serum or sumthin

    • @WiseArkAngel
      @WiseArkAngel 2 года назад +6

      Guardsman: (Pulls knife out of leg to bleed out faster)

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 2 года назад +22

      Erm, he was lecturing the Chaos Marine as he beat the shit out of him. As soon as he made his presence known, the Alpha legionary ignored the Guardsman and sprinted toward a Primaris Lieutenant, and promptly got battered. It was not a backhanded compliment. He was mocking the Chaos fool with his own words, by pointing out that the "weak sack of flesh with useless equipment" had held off the horror for 10,000 years. I would be chuffed to hear a literal Angel singing my praises as he beat the Monster that was going to kill me to death, while casually berating him as he does so.

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 2 года назад

      @@notyetdeleted6319 Erm, he was literally fighting a Chaos Marine. If he stops to administer aid (he wouldn't, he isn't an Apothecary, and all his healing abilities are internal anyway), the Chaos Marine kills them both. The Guardsman dies happily watching an Angel of his Emperor wreaking vengeance on the Chaos Marine. His prayers were answered. A good day to die.

  • @plink4861
    @plink4861 6 лет назад +1630

    Until the baneblade shows up
    Then the guardsmen pity you

    • @ThatDragonGuy
      @ThatDragonGuy 6 лет назад +15

      That would do jack-shit against a Chaos Marine. You'd need like 5 to do shit to a CSM

    • @plink4861
      @plink4861 6 лет назад +290

      Huh
      Lascannons work
      Bolters work
      A demolisher cannon works
      Tracks work
      A baneblade cannon defanitly works

    • @AlexaSylvia
      @AlexaSylvia 6 лет назад +131

      Even the pintle mounted Autocannon works...

    • @plink4861
      @plink4861 6 лет назад +105

      The point is its simple to kill a csm if you have a big enough tank

    • @AlexaSylvia
      @AlexaSylvia 6 лет назад +41

      It's easy to kill a csm.

  • @Seraphinus112
    @Seraphinus112 5 лет назад +1044

    A simple man with generic equipment, fighting monsters, augmented soldiers, old and new gods, ancient soulless races, witches and sorcerers, yet their will has never faltered.

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 3 года назад +29

      Despite the fact, most factions have advanced technology, better armor, and equipment, and while after the dark age of technology ended, and humanity ended up with Lasguns, but didn't use any other advanced weaponry, they still have the spirit and faith to continue pushing, regardless what enemy's awaits them.
      Which is why the Imperial guardsmen are my favorite, because it isn't their equipment that keeps them going its their heart.

    • @calebblevins6415
      @calebblevins6415 3 года назад +11

      The planet broke before the Guard did.

    • @sitter2207
      @sitter2207 3 года назад +2

      @@vothbetilia4862 or their cocks. Heart can't do much, you will still have an average lifespan of 15 hours. They sure fuck a lot to not get extinct

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 3 года назад +2

      @@sitter2207 That's not true btw, but you do you.

    • @armano4125
      @armano4125 3 года назад +3

      @@vothbetilia4862 how is that not true, trillions of them die daily if Im correct, it would be impossible for species to survive and still grow in numbers without doing stuff more than average

  • @Noxims47314
    @Noxims47314 6 лет назад +2140

    Being a monster is easy, being a human is not..

    • @gadellomagnollo1810
      @gadellomagnollo1810 5 лет назад +125

      No one’s told you this yet, but this is a really badass comment.

    • @ЮстинУльтио
      @ЮстинУльтио 5 лет назад +37

      This words actually right in peace/pre-war/war/after war times.

    • @drpyrobrine5864
      @drpyrobrine5864 5 лет назад +31

      Well shit now I wantnto go die for Humanity

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 5 лет назад +16

      A certain Transylvanian told me something similar.

    • @proxy90909
      @proxy90909 5 лет назад +21

      I mean considering al the shity drawbacks of chaos marines being a monster is not only hard... it also sucks... but in WH40k what doesnt honestly?

  • @lucareali7645
    @lucareali7645 5 лет назад +883

    Gulliman after this video : find that marine and make him a chaplain rigth here and NOW

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 4 года назад +71

      Yes or just put him in the salamander

    • @daedricmace919
      @daedricmace919 4 года назад +23

      Nah, make that man a Commander(Or what goes for a commander among the Astartes besides a Chapter Master.)

    • @chrisbloodborne5371
      @chrisbloodborne5371 3 года назад +12

      By the emperor make that space marine a primarch and his chapter will win the war alone

    • @jacobpayne7722
      @jacobpayne7722 3 года назад +10

      @@SJMORG Right he should've been a Salamander, although Ultramarines do try to help guardsman when they can.

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 3 года назад +3

      @@jacobpayne7722 generally true but happene more before cunto sicarius

  • @haloborn6785
    @haloborn6785 6 лет назад +1198

    *HE HAS HELD THE LINE, FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS*

    • @imperialguardsman135
      @imperialguardsman135 5 лет назад +50

      By the Emperor's will here I am and here I shall remain!

    • @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825
      @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825 5 лет назад +23

      Imperial Guardsman
      Yes guardsman

    • @thomasandries8471
      @thomasandries8471 5 лет назад +30

      @@imperialguardsman135 As do I. Numberless, and nameless we shall stand. The planet will break before we do.

    • @Evan75163
      @Evan75163 5 лет назад +2

      What is your skills monster?

    • @thomasandries8471
      @thomasandries8471 5 лет назад +18

      @@Evan75163 Monster? No I am Man. Now fix bayonets! Make them bleed for every centimeter they gain. Send them to the false gods they proclaim! For if we die we die for our fellow man. Our brothers and sisters across the stars, our families, our friends. The ones next to you while we return the enemies fierce baying with furious roars of our own. WE ARE GUARDSMAN! AND WE SHALL LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY OR STAND IN DEATH WITH THE EMPERORS LIGHT! ATTACK!

  • @thelordchancellor3454
    @thelordchancellor3454 6 лет назад +1403

    “And he has held the line for ten *thousand years* !” Hello goosebumps, you are welcome here.

    • @matthewferguson9683
      @matthewferguson9683 6 лет назад +80

      PVEntertainment Man this was a roasting session that makes Prospero look like a campfire.

    • @IronWarhorsesFun
      @IronWarhorsesFun 6 лет назад +32

      I kept thinking that gman was going to shove a grenade in his Armour.

    • @thelordchancellor3454
      @thelordchancellor3454 6 лет назад +8

      This comment has exploded over such a short time of its existence! Only 6 days, and it has already amassed 160 likes! Thank you all!

    • @thomasgoldschmidt8611
      @thomasgoldschmidt8611 6 лет назад +2

      PVEntertainment can't you count? 282...
      Xd

    • @thelordchancellor3454
      @thelordchancellor3454 6 лет назад +2

      It's almost doubled over 24 hours...
      I am astonished.

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 5 лет назад +3965

    I don't know if a Ultramarine would go on with this heartwarming speech... maybe a salamander would. 🐲

  • @MadmanHelldiver
    @MadmanHelldiver 4 года назад +366

    Kreig Guardsman after hearing how expendable he is:
    "No, no, he's got a point."

    • @WiseArkAngel
      @WiseArkAngel 2 года назад +23

      “Yes, and?”

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 Год назад +7

      “That’s the idea.”

    • @robfus
      @robfus Год назад +7

      "Thats, is why Im here"

    • @Its_Cannon
      @Its_Cannon 6 месяцев назад

      “Just another Tuesday for me and my shovel”

  • @EdwardLee-ug7ge
    @EdwardLee-ug7ge 5 лет назад +1439

    Two things I love about this SFM
    1. Tells us to respect the Imperial Guardsmen and the Astra Militarium
    2. I like the way the Chaos Space Marine didn’t notice the bolt pistol he picked up didn’t even have a magazine.

    • @ArckAngel75
      @ArckAngel75 5 лет назад +141

      They don't like using guns I believe so he most likely has forgotten the weight of a loaded bolter

    • @averagecatenjoyer8219
      @averagecatenjoyer8219 4 года назад +39

      Maybe the bolter already has a round in its chamber ready to fire and that's why at the end there's only one shot normally a space marine would atleast shoot 5 or 6 rounds into that sucker since most magazine fed guns have can have a bullet in its chamber without the magazine loaded in
      Yes I'm late

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 4 года назад +20

      Isn't the Astra Militarum and the imperial guards is the same thing?

    • @barklordofthesith2997
      @barklordofthesith2997 4 года назад +13

      @@theemperorofmankind8082 wHAT ABOUT THE aSTRA lATRINIUM

    • @randomtechpriest1633
      @randomtechpriest1633 4 года назад +16

      @@theemperorofmankind8082 Ye just GW decided to change it to something less cool and to confuse everybody

  • @joethestrat
    @joethestrat 5 лет назад +1128

    "...uncared for by his god..."
    Guardsmen: O.O "....wait, what....?!"

    • @yamchastillyamcha6602
      @yamchastillyamcha6602 4 года назад +69

      Emperor protect

    • @yamchastillyamcha6602
      @yamchastillyamcha6602 4 года назад +11

      @The Icelandic Nationalist well he cry a lot

    • @sanlorenzo7896
      @sanlorenzo7896 4 года назад +14

      @@yamchastillyamcha6602 To quote Heavy from Team Fortress 2: Heh, heh. Cry some more!

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 3 года назад +14

      @@yamchastillyamcha6602 Well, the Emperor surely protects. No one said that he protects _everyone._

    • @Endymion
      @Endymion 3 года назад +18

      @@Furzkampfbomber I believe Ciaphas Cain said it well. "The Emperor protects. just not you"

  • @jedimastersterling1
    @jedimastersterling1 5 лет назад +816

    I'm gonna say it...
    "the planet broke before the guard"
    There I said it.

  • @rictusmetallicus
    @rictusmetallicus 5 лет назад +632

    The Chaos Marine should have read the Evil Overlord List, paragraph 6:
    "I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them"

    • @eternapesadilla2355
      @eternapesadilla2355 4 года назад +17

      Yep. "I will simply slit their throats"

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 4 года назад +48

      Counterargument: He's a black legionnaire. That's literally incompatible with their geneseed.

    • @globeparasite9381
      @globeparasite9381 4 года назад +21

      The ruinous power made them powerful, but stupid... This is why they follow Abaddon

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 4 года назад +12

      @@globeparasite9381 Yeah, there's a reason why we call him "Abaddon the harmless"...

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 4 года назад +2

      @@rigel9228 Abaddon the (h)armless

  • @savage7882
    @savage7882 6 лет назад +549

    He killed that chaos marine with his words harder than he could with any weapon

    • @narcisoferreira9976
      @narcisoferreira9976 6 лет назад +6

      Granted if the Chaos Marine were lead by Abaddon that would be a good excuse xD

    • @rhorynotmylastname7781
      @rhorynotmylastname7781 6 лет назад +8

      Do you think the chaos space marine was questioning himself and his choices before he got his head shot so it didn't resemble a head because bolters are like mini RPG's?

    • @lordclangtheintolorable2094
      @lordclangtheintolorable2094 6 лет назад +1

      *BY THE POWER OF CIVILITY!!!!*

  • @scottforrester5306
    @scottforrester5306 6 лет назад +1221

    finaly, us guardsmen get the recogsation we deserve
    we alywas hold the line

    • @thunberbolttwo3953
      @thunberbolttwo3953 5 лет назад +1

      Yes you do.

    • @gabrieldeoliveira8304
      @gabrieldeoliveira8304 5 лет назад +1

      Don’t worry loyal one, I always have the upmost respect for you.

    • @theblackswordsman3612
      @theblackswordsman3612 5 лет назад +3

      Right us guardsmen are finally get the love that we deserve and i am just rolling in my bane blade killing Heretics I think I may have accidentally turn a civilian into a pancake

    • @spacewolf6110
      @spacewolf6110 5 лет назад +1

      Fight on guardsman

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail 5 лет назад

      only because the commissar will shoot you if you don't.

  • @thi9491
    @thi9491 5 лет назад +579

    Chaos Warrior : you are weak, guardsmen.
    Guardsmen : maybe, but there are hundreds of lasguns, tens of basilisks and a a few baneblades, firing at you at the same time.
    Chaos Warrior : oh shit.

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 4 года назад +49

      Guardsman: And I happen to have activated a beacon on our location. be ready to become dust

    • @clink-at-war2
      @clink-at-war2 3 года назад +15

      IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?!

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 года назад +14

      And seven trillion SHOVELS

    • @보라돌이ioi
      @보라돌이ioi 3 года назад +5

      And after we die, thousands of Lasguns will be redeployed. And after that, tens of thousands

    • @blecao
      @blecao 3 года назад +13

      well i have 4 grenades and none of them have pins on them

  • @rustytanks9425
    @rustytanks9425 4 года назад +455

    “I enjoy the delights of all this world and the warp has to offer. Power, fame, big booty bitches, and more.”

    • @turtleofpride4572
      @turtleofpride4572 3 года назад +25

      I mean the imperium has big tiddy nun warriors.

    • @psychicmane7636
      @psychicmane7636 3 года назад +42

      @@turtleofpride4572 missionary gets boring

    • @jazon80r13
      @jazon80r13 3 года назад +7

      @@psychicmane7636 Fuck you, have my like

    • @evilsclone2499
      @evilsclone2499 3 года назад +2

      @UC2bQks4rc0eW9-ZnsngIFDw fuck you, have my like

    • @ulrickguiliman4810
      @ulrickguiliman4810 3 года назад +3

      @@psychicmane7636 damn you, have my like

  • @iang257
    @iang257 6 лет назад +545

    "They have the audacity not to lay down and die."
    Humanity irl and 40k and anything else in one line. In fact most of what the Primaris Marine says is true about the grunts of Science fiction. But the warhammer guardsmen are the unnamed soldiers who hold the line against all evils, weather it be the alien, the mutant, or the traitor.
    The emperor protects!

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 лет назад +19

      Ian Goff they are scared shitless of the horrors charging their lines, but they are even more scared of what will happen to their loved ones should they flee.
      Many of the guardsmen aren't being sent to some emperor forsaken hell hole, many such as the cadians are fighting on the very planet of their birth

    • @bryan0x05
      @bryan0x05 5 лет назад +6

      @@dionwoollaston5717 The cadians are not fighting on their own birth world. One it's gone but 2 they are plenty of the deployed elsewhere before then and now you can't no longer deployed them to Cadia.

    • @cursedfate838
      @cursedfate838 5 лет назад +6

      @@bryan0x05 I always thought that most cadian regiments weren't born there but were trained and outfitted like them to the point they can be mistaken for being cadian born

    • @tyler89557
      @tyler89557 5 лет назад +8

      Those aren't Cadian regiments, those are Cadian wannabes because actual Cadian regiments have 20% larger adamantium balls than the standard issue IG, given their planet was kind of at the frontlines against chaos (The planet broke before the guard did)
      But yeah, definitely can't be stationed at Cadia now.

    • @crimsonquill4255
      @crimsonquill4255 5 лет назад +4

      "And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either!"

  • @casualbear6295
    @casualbear6295 5 лет назад +372

    “When I fall, the Emperor weeps for me and for my brothers who fall beside me. Our plight is remembered and our sacrifice honored for as long as the Imperium stands. Can you say the same?”

    • @runegartmann1255
      @runegartmann1255 3 года назад +9

      They cannot so they fight for insignificant powers were as we fight for the emperor the light in the galaxy the one who makes all right and he shall grant us the strength to defeat the heretic he shall grant us the strength to overcome the beast for we are the imperial guard and we will not yield

    • @steveisthecommissar4013
      @steveisthecommissar4013 2 года назад +7

      I like to think that the emperor sheds a tear for the guardsmen when thay die
      I also like to think that he fights to protect the souls of the guard and the rest of the people of his imperium in the warp from the 4 glorified high school bully’s in there

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 2 года назад +4

      @@steveisthecommissar4013 It is part of kreigan belief, that when we die, we join the Empeor and wait for his return, and for those select few, join at the fort that protects all the souls of those that fell in the empeors name, from the foul attempts of chaos to taint the new home of our brothers and sisters.

    • @steveisthecommissar4013
      @steveisthecommissar4013 2 года назад

      @@kriegertechpriest7011 ah when some lucky basterd finally puts me in the dirt I’ll look forward to it

  • @xXFuzzeeXx
    @xXFuzzeeXx 5 лет назад +851

    *"I HAVE PROLONGED THIS SPEECH, FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS."*

    • @Destructaconn
      @Destructaconn 3 года назад +2

      It does go on for a while and some parts and just restating things already said, but it's still pretty good.

    • @Anathema0420
      @Anathema0420 2 года назад

      Tis a great speech, if it were ten thousand years long I'd still be listening as a 👻

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 2 года назад

      I mean, when you think about it
      That's the smurfs already do with the Codex

  • @ukaszzawadka2678
    @ukaszzawadka2678 4 года назад +210

    All this silly comments about what guardsman could do in response to CSM speech are simply pointless. It's not about a contemporary internet user with a whole library of memes and zany jokes. It's about a real and mature man who stands for something and who has done his best he coud, and he's now laying on the ground wounded and paralyzed by the pain. He doesn't have to say or do antything right now. He did his job. His deeds defend him. His Courage and Defiance.

  • @EyebrowsGaming
    @EyebrowsGaming 6 лет назад +1259

    And THIS is why I think Guardsmen are the most balls-to-the-wall badass soldiers in the Imperium. BECAUSE they're weak. BECAUSE they're poorly equipped and scared shitless. BECAUSE they are fighting enemies who should by all rights wash over them like the sea over a sandcastle.
    "And he has held the line for ten thousand years!"

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 6 лет назад +118

      Why I think they're badass:
      The Death Korp of Krieg.

    • @gamelover121
      @gamelover121 6 лет назад +19

      Fuck yeah!

    • @MidnightmoonRR
      @MidnightmoonRR 6 лет назад +93

      As they say, cadia broke before the cadians did.

    • @Roberty2606
      @Roberty2606 6 лет назад +23

      Eyebrows poorly equipped? Dude half of their forces are fukin giant tank

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 6 лет назад +20

      Maranz but all the infantry got is a weak lasgun

  • @MrMoros1
    @MrMoros1 6 лет назад +408

    I just LOVE that part at the end. The moment you see the face of that Chaos Marine as he's about to die, he just looks genuinely broken. Like the realization seeped in after the Ultramarine said his piece and he realized that, for all his talk, the Guardsmen he mocked and belittled were stronger than he would ever be.

    • @eurtz876
      @eurtz876 6 лет назад +12

      MrMoros1 true

    • @adrenalinpump7601
      @adrenalinpump7601 5 лет назад +6

      He was actually thinking whether or not he had left his gas on in his kitchen on the chaos world.

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 5 лет назад +1

      WELCOME TO THE ASTRA MILITARUM. Today you will be kicking the ass of *spins wheel* Chaos

    • @JameSeraphim
      @JameSeraphim 5 лет назад

      *fixes bayonet*

    • @lucareali7645
      @lucareali7645 5 лет назад

      @@maverick5640 glory to the men who died

  • @UrielCain1
    @UrielCain1 6 лет назад +369

    Primaris Speech: That burn was so hot, I almost thought it was a Salamander.

    • @chronosmyth2106
      @chronosmyth2106 6 лет назад +9

      Not saying it’s hot here but I just saw a salamander bury his brother here.

  • @CharuzuAutomatonArtificer
    @CharuzuAutomatonArtificer 4 года назад +42

    When the Ultramarine gets to "...a mere man!"
    Sends chills.

  • @SpaztallicA
    @SpaztallicA 6 лет назад +844

    the guardsman: "thanks for the help, but could you spare the speech and just finish the freak off??...i've been kept company by corpses for three days and i've got a case of trenchfoot that would make nurgle squirm.."

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 5 лет назад +74

      Also idk if you've noticed this but I kinda got this big fucking knife sticking out me leg, and my whole body is starting to get cold.

    • @tellurian7999
      @tellurian7999 5 лет назад +42

      Don't forget that I just watched my best friend get slaughtered and have his head stomped on.

    • @andrewsteele8797
      @andrewsteele8797 5 лет назад +27

      I don't think the astra militarum cover augmedic legs

    • @justpassingthrough686
      @justpassingthrough686 5 лет назад +12

      Dude that was actually one of the more solid bits of writing I've come across. Was that a quote? Or did you freestyle that one...

    • @heathenpride7931
      @heathenpride7931 5 лет назад +25

      SpaztallicA
      Ultramarine: “... You know of Nurgle?! Heretic!”
      *BLAM BLAM BLAM*

  • @RuSosan
    @RuSosan 6 лет назад +2471

    **A tactically competent guardsman sentry views the scene from a distance**
    *Guardsman 1:* "Oh, great. Fuuuucking great. At this rate I might actually die from facepalming..."
    *Guardsman 2:* "Huh?"
    *Guardsman 1:* "The damn Astartes on both sides are babbling their long-ass monologues while standing out in the open in the middle of live combat."
    *Guardsman 2:* "What? _Again?"_
    *Guardsman 1:* "Again."
    *Guardsman 2:* "But... They're supposed to be harshly trained super soldiers with keen battlefield instincts, and that's at least the 30th time tod-"
    *Guardsman 1:* "I KNOW, EMPEROR FUCKING DAMMIT!!! We should just settle our wars with RAP BATTLES since our mightiest warriors seem to excel in verbal bravado above everything else. Ech..."

    • @leviathan0556
      @leviathan0556 6 лет назад +251

      *Commissar* "Is that heresy i hear?"

    • @christophercordero9352
      @christophercordero9352 6 лет назад +75

      I would like to see that, ERB,DO THAT SHIT

    • @thefluffles6384
      @thefluffles6384 6 лет назад +91

      RuSosan when you live for centuries fighting war you too will have something to say

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 6 лет назад +63

      Steven Franco
      Not while I'm out in the open during active combat, I won't.
      :D

    • @sebastian114
      @sebastian114 6 лет назад +29

      meanwhile Larkin - Ive got the chaos marine in my scope just say the word Ibram.

  • @weldonwin
    @weldonwin 6 лет назад +801

    The Planet Broke Before the Guard Did

    • @trivaltrek
      @trivaltrek 6 лет назад +8

      ;)

    • @vitorhsf8650
      @vitorhsf8650 6 лет назад +84

      CADIA STANDS

    • @nightmareeyes9419
      @nightmareeyes9419 6 лет назад +23

      weldonwin Cadia will stand till last of her children die

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 6 лет назад +4

      vitor h sf CAIDA LIVES

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 6 лет назад +30

      That is a boast few can say with honesty.
      To have held the line until the very ground below your feet burned away. To have held the ground till there was no ground to hold.
      God I love the Guard.

  • @retributorminis2424
    @retributorminis2424 3 года назад +46

    I can imagine the Guardsman’s thoughts when the Ultramarine was saving him and complimenting him.
    “Oh, you...”
    “You have IMPECCABLE timing!”
    “Wow. One of Roboute’s chosen!”

  • @Termiborger
    @Termiborger 6 лет назад +430

    *Humanity intensifies*

  • @deathkorpsofkreig475
    @deathkorpsofkreig475 6 лет назад +810

    It is funny, that the imperial guard has enough firepower to conquour a sector while a chapter of space Marines have enough to take a subsector. And that ballasiks and baneblades are never too far from a squad of guardmens. Killing guardmens is like kicking a puppy, when its owner finds out there will be hell to pay

    • @shadow3675
      @shadow3675 5 лет назад +95

      When the baneblade comes then it's chaos turn to be afraid.

    • @jasonburke1671
      @jasonburke1671 5 лет назад +21

      I dont know about you but a thousand Astartes dropping into a sector could most likely conquer it

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 5 лет назад +50

      @@jasonburke1671 the thing is that doesn't happen as often as guardsmen conquering sectors. And if said armies had an all out war. I'm 90% sure the guard would wipe the floor with the space marines. One has to remember that the limiting factor for the guard is slow transportation. On the ground they are practically unstoppable.

    • @jasonburke1671
      @jasonburke1671 5 лет назад +28

      @@maverick5640 that could also be because the Codex Astartes absolutly decimated their fighting capability. Imagine for a minute you took an army of Guardsman against pre-heresy Astartes legions. For an even better comparison, lets compare one army of Death Korps Krieg soldiers to a legion of Iron Warriors. Who do you think is coming out on top there?

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 5 лет назад +15

      @@jasonburke1671 in your scenario yes... but the difference between that scenario and a war the IG have numbers. They wouldn't send 1 army.

  • @basketcase289
    @basketcase289 6 лет назад +193

    This is why the Imperial Guard can sometimes be the most badass group in 40k since they're basically farmer Joe with an over glorified laser pointer fighting shit strait from hell

  • @preoximerias7366
    @preoximerias7366 4 года назад +87

    For each Guardsman that may fall to the forces of Chaos, thousands more shall rise to take their place.
    For ten thousand years they have held the line against the most vile the Universe may offer.
    For even if the planet may break, the Guardsman of the Imperium shall hold the line for ten thousand more years.

  • @clonetf141
    @clonetf141 6 лет назад +254

    Ive read that the emperor actualy cares about everyone and sheds a single tiny tear whenever a guardsmen or any of his servants die in combat with some big heroes getting full tears and he weeps during great wars his custodes collect these tears

    • @benceklock4831
      @benceklock4831 5 лет назад +25

      Not trying to be a heretic, or anything, but does the Emperor still love those who joined Chaos?

    • @randomguy3954
      @randomguy3954 5 лет назад +29

      @@benceklock4831 probably not

    • @TheGhost163
      @TheGhost163 5 лет назад +40

      @@benceklock4831 probs pitys loves them like you were my sons now you are nothing

    • @TriTomMaximum
      @TriTomMaximum 5 лет назад +80

      That's uh... That's a lot of tears for the Guardsmen

    • @anthonyoliva7191
      @anthonyoliva7191 5 лет назад +39

      If that’s true, then he’s probably shed enough tears to fill the ocean.

  • @Shogun0099
    @Shogun0099 6 лет назад +213

    You managed to make the Ultrasmurfs awesome. I approve of this.

    • @maukka1545
      @maukka1545 6 лет назад +2

      Fuck the primaris

    • @kingofpoland88
      @kingofpoland88 6 лет назад +2

      To be honest smurfs are pretty awesome read Captain Uriel Ventris books

  • @thescreamingguardsmen343
    @thescreamingguardsmen343 6 лет назад +256

    *happy loyalist noises*

  • @poppingwonton1623
    @poppingwonton1623 4 года назад +40

    Chaos marine : pity the guardsmen!
    Marine : ah .. i see you've chosen death .
    Chaos marine : OH SHIT PRIMARIS MARINE !.

  • @coreypatton6290
    @coreypatton6290 5 лет назад +189

    Space Marine Optimus gives Chaos Marine verbal beatdown.
    -Pictured 41st millennium.
    Now that I know more about the series
    -pictured M41, on a former hive world.

  • @synovialpig9983
    @synovialpig9983 6 лет назад +322

    Guardsmen truly are the strongest in the galaxy, even more than the space marine, for even they hide behind thick plates of ceramite. Guardsmen charge into battle knowing they will never prevail in hand-to-hand combat. Yet they still do it, for they are the mightiest warriors, the deadliest warriors...
    Mere, mortal men.

    • @techfreak1182
      @techfreak1182 6 лет назад +21

      It was man who created the space marines, their tools, and all the ships in the imperium

    • @ShadowFox0324
      @ShadowFox0324 6 лет назад +5

      Guardsmen! Fix bayonets! FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @Le_Petit_Lapin
      @Le_Petit_Lapin 5 лет назад +2

      I think it's more that they're running away from their Commissars bolt pistol than it is they are running towards the enemy.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 лет назад +5

      Synovialpig 998 except for the ogryn who have been known to engage in hand to hand combat and are in fact possibly one of the only imperial guard regiments to do so, and before anyone brings up the catacan jungle fighters using a blade is not the same as using your bare hands

    • @Aniyah-CHG
      @Aniyah-CHG 5 лет назад +4

      @@Le_Petit_Lapin not in the Death Korps of Krieg!

  • @firetools
    @firetools 6 лет назад +626

    I wonder if Chaos Space Marines do this much roasting in canon?
    But my god that "reason you suck" speech by that Primaris(?) marine was beautiful.

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 6 лет назад +127

      That it was. Someone give that Primaris Captain a new chapter! The Roast Marines!

    • @deathwatchtrooper4781
      @deathwatchtrooper4781 6 лет назад +44

      There are two types of Marines the talkers and the doers. Besides the Primaris did not save the Guardsman the Inquistion killed him after he got back to base.

    • @barbtandavion8233
      @barbtandavion8233 6 лет назад +48

      any guardsman who sees or fights chaos marines in subject to execution unless he lies or a marine chaplain vouches for him in the way that he is pure of heart

    • @brettdibble2763
      @brettdibble2763 6 лет назад +27

      @William Grover or their like cadia/tanith first and only who are most notable/specialized at fighting chaos

    • @rakeman9523
      @rakeman9523 6 лет назад +3

      yeah but he looks cadian this is what their entire world did

  • @DoctorFail
    @DoctorFail 5 лет назад +71

    "what's your excuse?"
    "well-"
    **BLAM**

  • @MR.LMR1996
    @MR.LMR1996 6 лет назад +411

    Chaos Worshipers fight for their own personal gain. Those of the Imperium that defy them fight for the sake of those beside them and for those that can't.

    • @bdk336
      @bdk336 6 лет назад +50

      And because the Commissar is just as merciless as the enemy :D

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 6 лет назад +20

      And that too.

    • @VojislavMoranic
      @VojislavMoranic 6 лет назад +16

      I think if you do your duty as you are expected the Commissar becomes your ideal and not a reason to fear but to inspire.

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 6 лет назад +9

      There is that as well.

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 6 лет назад +24

      Examples of good commissars are Ibram Gaunt, Ciaphas Cain and Sebastian Yarrick. And the Commissar Lord who punched a Daemon Prince in the face in DoWII Retribution.

  • @Belial1125
    @Belial1125 6 лет назад +962

    Truly the lowly guardsman is the bravest of beings in the gallaxy, for they have no augmentation, no centuries of victories behind them, no giant stature nore gentic mutations nor blessings from unholy gods, their muscles are weak, their reflexes dull, their bodies frail, their minds made of clay easily molded or broken and yet they stand before the never ending tides of enemies who have every bit of that and more with not but the chippest and easiest of guns to produce a sharpened piece of steel for fangs and what ever scraps of iron can be spared for armor to protect them from eldritch backed super weapons and armor, they die in forgotten millions, their names blown away with the dust of their bones, and still they do not move out of the way for to take one step back brings a fate far worse then death uppon their loved ones!

    • @baklan-in-the-neighbourhoo7665
      @baklan-in-the-neighbourhoo7665 6 лет назад +21

      Belial I approve of this,my glorious Grand Master.

    • @sebulller
      @sebulller 6 лет назад +4

      they do get augmentaitions and such so again read the fucking lore before typing shit thank you! and the guardsmen (some do) have a huge ass line of victories against their foes again read your shit! before even commenting! why why must i deal with idiots like this!

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 лет назад +1

      Belial ogryn

    • @Benthesniperof8
      @Benthesniperof8 5 лет назад +45

      @@sebulller Get the rod out of your ass, it was a generalisation. Think of it as happy imperial propaganda.

    • @0079Matthew
      @0079Matthew 5 лет назад +32

      @@sebulller Wow you're an entitled narcissist.
      Nobody asked for you to respond, what do you "have to deal with"?
      Do you get paid to comment or something? got nothing better to do?
      Damn you have some bottled up rage, not good for your heart.

  • @ekhidna4
    @ekhidna4 6 лет назад +544

    God, I can't get enough of this video.
    Ultramarine Primaris---Status: Bitchin'
    Chaos Space Marine---Status: *Error. Burn beyond Exterminatus parameters*
    Sole Surviving Guardsman---Status: Inspired to become a Lord General. The Emperor Protects.

    • @Visor3410
      @Visor3410 5 лет назад +4

      love this comment ;d Couldn't agree more with you ;d

    • @albireotheredguard1599
      @albireotheredguard1599 5 лет назад +7

      Space Marine: "Yes, he does."

    • @literallyjustcheese3301
      @literallyjustcheese3301 5 лет назад +5

      Imperial guardsman status UPDATE: fix bayonets

    • @spawner2469
      @spawner2469 5 лет назад +3

      Unfortunately guardsmen have no hope of ever coming close to that, lord generals were genetically designed by the emperor himself if I'm not mistaken.

  • @jonathandaniel-hegg6466
    @jonathandaniel-hegg6466 3 года назад +22

    Someone get this Marine a medal
    Cuz for once a marine actually living up to what they were meant to be and created for
    "The defenders of man"

  • @hurk_lifeless_explorer7718
    @hurk_lifeless_explorer7718 5 лет назад +509

    They fight with no hope, no chance of winning, no proper equipment, no adequate training to combat the enemy of the imperium yet they have the courage necessary to beat an enemy
    Most badass Kind in Warhammer, The Guardsmen...

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 4 года назад +5

      But the guardsmen does have training that's why they can be given a wide variety of weapons besides the lasguns such as the plasma rifle, melta guns, flamers and many more

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 года назад +10

      Boys are Space Marine fans.
      Men are Guard fans.

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 4 года назад +3

      I know we do kick ass

    • @gonzaloancina3070
      @gonzaloancina3070 4 года назад +4

      The imperium can't stand only with the 1.000.000 space marines availables
      The hammer is the Astra Militarum, the real force.

    • @gonzaloancina3070
      @gonzaloancina3070 4 года назад +2

      @DEFCON ZERO and they have elite forces too, the stormtroopers are a respetable force with Nice Quality weapons

  • @RVGmetallicasaw
    @RVGmetallicasaw 6 лет назад +1909

    Damn that's some good shit. Making this a canon sermon in my homebrewed Chapter.

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 6 лет назад +164

    "The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on Earth."
    - Lieutenant General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 4 года назад +6

      I'm surprised there isn't a character based off Stonewall Jackson in 40k. (apart from the Imperial Fists and Rogal Dorn)

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 4 года назад +1

      @Jakub Bończak while this is true, however, within the lore there was an event known as the Third War of Armageddon. And Games Workshop, the people who made Warhammer, held an irl Warhammer 40k tournament to decide the fate of the planet. Different countries were picked to defend the different Hives on Armageddon and America was picked to defend Hive Helsreach. Yes *that* Helsreach, one of the most amazing stories I've ever had the privilege of reading.

  • @RiffSilverthe1andonly
    @RiffSilverthe1andonly 4 года назад +16

    “For 10,000 years he had held the line” salute the billions that have fallen for mankind, the guard are a normal humans in a galaxy of monsters and gods, yet they hold the line. This is why I play guard

    • @apocryphos8644
      @apocryphos8644 2 года назад

      No superpowers, no biotech augmentations, no superweapons, no unbreakable armor.
      Only humans, normal and current, expendable and disposable, anonymous and cried by no one, with a shitty equipment against an entire galaxy full of abominations and beings that do not belong to this reality. And even so....
      They still holding the line.
      For 10,000 years....

  • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
    @ThePraetorianOfTerra 6 лет назад +217

    Suddenly overwhelmed with the desire to enlist in the imperial guard . . .

    • @popeofbears559
      @popeofbears559 5 лет назад +16

      Blitz Gesass if it’s for the emperor and humanity then I will die happily

    • @jojotoofor9eight766
      @jojotoofor9eight766 5 лет назад +3

      It's funny: The human faction in Warhammer is dying for "humanity" and a rotting corpse on a throne. I thought Orks were pretty weird with the believing thing, but even that makes more sense than a bunch of space religious nuts

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz 5 лет назад +13

      @@jojotoofor9eight766
      The emperor is alive he is just kept alive as he is holding closed the Webway on terra and powering the astronomicon. It's not a bunch of religious nuts, (not all of them anyway) there is actual evidence to suggest that the emperor has indeed become a god to some extent.

    • @daringdarius5686
      @daringdarius5686 5 лет назад +5

      @@HTMR-de8gz he is not a God. He just has the powers OF a God. He is still very much human.

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz 5 лет назад +5

      @@daringdarius5686 yes... well... you seem to be quite enlightened for a... HERETIC!
      *BLAM*
      Seriously though. There may be a warp entity emperor that is tied to or even a fragment of the emperor on terra.

  • @heliosretro4545
    @heliosretro4545 6 лет назад +233

    *that was a Vulcan tier burn at the end*

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 5 лет назад +15

      Wait, are we sure that space marine wasn't a Salamander in borrowed armor?

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 5 лет назад +34

      @@Southern_Crusader salamander: "yo lets Swap armors and troll the traitors."
      Ultramarine: "Lemme check the Codex astartes First. Well it doesnt say anything about it so.... LETS DO THIS"

    • @lucareali7645
      @lucareali7645 5 лет назад +4

      If vulkan was alive will have many manly tears

  • @terrorcop101
    @terrorcop101 5 лет назад +192

    God as my witness, I love the Space Marine's speech! "No super soldier, no immortal warrior...a mere man!" What better way to describe a true hero than a mere human facing every challenge that comes their way and not giving up until it is overcome? God bless every hero that ever lived in service to their fellow man, be they soldiers, doctors, policemen, firefighters, paramedics, counselors, parents, teachers, preachers, or those who give what little they can out of the goodness of their own hearts. Mere humans all and yet so much greater for that fact alone. Heroes of the day, legends forever!

    • @eternapesadilla2355
      @eternapesadilla2355 4 года назад

      Pussies all of them. *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 года назад +5

      And that send off...
      "What's your excuse?"
      Chills... Shivers that fracture my spine

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 2 года назад +4

      I hate how modern humans have twisted the definition of hero from "problem solver" to "victim of the problem in need of solving."

  • @darthhunter4118
    @darthhunter4118 4 года назад +21

    And He Has Held The Line For! Ten! Thousand! Years!
    Me = Goosebumps

  • @MrBats
    @MrBats 6 лет назад +304

    Ultramarine: You would laugh, monster, but let me remind you. Within that weak sack of meat and bone uncared-for by his god and wept for by none... Beats...a Heart! A human heart, that carries with it the strength and courage of all mankind! Within that sack of meat, is ensconced the hope, the will, and the fury, of every man, woman, and child, from every corner of the Imperium! Within that weak sack of meat, festooned in thin armor and weapons only powerful in numbers... Beats the heart of a man. And for ten thousand years, the hearts of men have beaten strongly in defiance of your so-called powers! For ten thousand years, the hearts of men have stoot united against a galaxy that despises them for no reason, save that they the audacity not to lay down and die! For ten thousand years, your black Crusades have been pushed back, beaten down, and made a mockery of, by weak sacks of flesh with cheap weapons and disposable equipment! For that weak sack of flesh that you so gleefully mock is no super soldier, no immortal warrior, no creature cursed by Chaos like you! He... is a man... An Imperial Guardsman, drawn from some forgotten corner of the Imperium, to fight for his species, and for the safety of the people he loves! He is a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, a father, a brother, a son, a meer man. And against creatures like you, teeming in numberless, powered by the very will of thirsty gods... HE. HOLDS THE LINE! And he has the held the line for ten thousand years! So... what's your excuse, monster?

  • @ContradictoryNature
    @ContradictoryNature 6 лет назад +200

    Couldn't but feel that through this whole thing the Guardsman is like "some help? Bleeding quite a lot here. It's nice, being monologued at, but a, maybe a bandaid? Strip of cloth? Anything?"

  • @ETH5626
    @ETH5626 6 лет назад +90

    By the Emperor!!! That was truly amazing on how a Black Legion member and a Primaris veteran sergeant shared their pov on the guardsmen.
    Primaris veteran seargent: "What's your excuse, monster?"
    Even daemonic-enhanced superhuman physiology can't resist that burn.

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 5 лет назад +2

      That was actually a Primaris Lieutenant

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 5 лет назад +8

    “A guardsmen fights for months if not years at a time, struggling to hold the line only to die a painful death...just for some marines to show up and take all the credit.”

  • @decimation9780
    @decimation9780 6 лет назад +204

    I get the distinct feeling that the Guardsman who didn’t die was the one who pulled the trigger, because that was not the sound of a Boltor being fired.

    • @benceklock4831
      @benceklock4831 5 лет назад +38

      But a lasgun doesn't sound like that.

    • @smarthandy2374
      @smarthandy2374 5 лет назад +35

      Boltpistol single shot mode

    • @finnishfatman
      @finnishfatman 5 лет назад +16

      I couldn't tell, because I've never heard either lasguns or bolters fire 🤔😅

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 лет назад +6

      Poetic justice?

    • @Hunt3rK3nw4y
      @Hunt3rK3nw4y 5 лет назад +16

      @@finnishfatman Bolters make roaring sounds when they fire followed by the whistling and explosion of the bolter round exploding against its target. Lasguns sounds like a rapid energy weapon.

  • @LordDarthHarry
    @LordDarthHarry 6 лет назад +1762

    Space Marine: So, whats your excuse, monster!?
    Chaos Marine: ....Abbadon...
    Space Marine:...ok, fair enough.

    • @MidnightmoonRR
      @MidnightmoonRR 6 лет назад +234

      LordDarthHarry he failed 13 times to take cadia. No fucking excuse for that shit. Tactical genius hurr

    • @jesspayne4523
      @jesspayne4523 6 лет назад +218

      Mi-28 Havoc the planet broke before the guard did

    • @rogelioperez8030
      @rogelioperez8030 6 лет назад +106

      BETTER BETTER
      Space marine: what's your excuse monster?
      Chaos marine: I'm sorry
      Space marine:ok
      Or
      chaos marine : I'm sorry
      Space marine: too late

    • @thomasdomer6512
      @thomasdomer6512 6 лет назад +35

      to be fair the guardsman would have been fucked if not for the primaris marine that came to his rescue

    • @tgee769
      @tgee769 6 лет назад +4

      Mi-28 Havoc Cadia fell

  • @ekhidna4
    @ekhidna4 6 лет назад +93

    Fucking brilliant. In four minutes and sixteen seconds you have explained my hate for Chaos and my love for the Imperial Guard.

  • @danicatheratVODs
    @danicatheratVODs 2 месяца назад +2

    With all the channels dropping their versions of this exchange lately, I wanted to come back and watch this one. It has the best music and the best vocal pacing.

  • @blazerwitt9042
    @blazerwitt9042 6 лет назад +236

    This is the main reason why I am a guardsmen

    • @evgeniblanchard675
      @evgeniblanchard675 6 лет назад +7

      Blazerwitt
      Also because we are weak asf

    • @commanderfarsight2351
      @commanderfarsight2351 6 лет назад +3

      Blazerwitt Ikr. Like imagine all the lessons you have to take on speech making or lectures😂😂😂

    • @arty4803
      @arty4803 6 лет назад +3

      Blazerwitt. How aren't you dead yet?

    • @Emma_7567
      @Emma_7567 6 лет назад +5

      Strength in numbers and in blowing the crap out of you with artillery fire

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 6 лет назад +1

      That and you probably don't want wires and tubs or mutations going in places that they REALLY should not go.

  • @river6634
    @river6634 6 лет назад +65

    "He has held the line for 10 thousand years." Take my like.

  • @armorhide406
    @armorhide406 5 лет назад +152

    Villain or hero, chaos or loyalist, Space Marines sure like to monologue

    • @endorneyodera4366
      @endorneyodera4366 4 года назад +7

      If youbwere a nigh unstoppable mass of death destruction and purging
      Wouldnt you?

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 4 года назад +1

      Yes I would monologue

    • @nbr3795
      @nbr3795 4 года назад +3

      @@endorneyodera4366 I probably will, but I like how Astartes portrayal of space marines makes them a silent efficient killing machine.
      No monologue, no zealous screaming
      Just the job and duty

    • @armorhide406
      @armorhide406 4 года назад +8

      @@nbr3795 You can bet they were voxing inside their helmets

    • @DM-Oz
      @DM-Oz 2 года назад

      At least the Ultramarine was beating the shit out of him while monologuing

  • @Corium1
    @Corium1 5 лет назад +22

    Then and Ork walks in and says: “Wut yah zoggin gitz on about!?”

  • @adamsamuel4687
    @adamsamuel4687 6 лет назад +169

    That was really good. The animations flowed well and most of the movements looked natural and not jerky or overly fluid. I am not a animator but I think it looked good.

  • @oprime0078
    @oprime0078 6 лет назад +203

    "We do not fight for worlds, or for names, or even for our beloved father! WE fight for them, the people of the Imperium. WE fight for the weak near defenseless people whom thru all the pain and horror still see themselves fit to fight beside us in the most horrendous of battles. Against all odds and against the most terrifying and monstrous hell spawn the universe threw at them, they still fight. They fight also not for worlds or for a creed, they fight not even for themselves. They fight for their loved ones and a place to call home within a galaxy hell bent of destroying everything that they are. I say s\this to each and every new brother within our ranks. Remember, within each one of them lays the same unbreakable heart that lies within our own chest, we just happen to have two." Initiation speech given to all new battle brothers of my homebrewed chapter.

  • @Kharos
    @Kharos  6 лет назад +440

    I'd like to announce that I've taken a lot of feedback and will center the new upcoming short film a lot more on the bravery of the guardsmen.
    There is also another space marine duel which will be a lot more hectic coming up that I'm sure will amaze you :)
    Teaser for both coming up soontm.

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 6 лет назад +1

      Oh my God, that's going to be AWESOME!

    • @ethanjones3180
      @ethanjones3180 6 лет назад

      YESSSSSS

    • @mitchellline4242
      @mitchellline4242 6 лет назад +1

      This was awesome but it would have been more awesome if it was a guardsmen instead of a spacemarine talking

    • @mikewong2440
      @mikewong2440 6 лет назад +1

      Maybe it would have been cool if the guardsman had managed to get the lasgun, and as the chaos dude aimed the bolter, shot him in the head.

    • @theemperorofmankind3780
      @theemperorofmankind3780 6 лет назад

      BADASS

  • @Dark_Karma26
    @Dark_Karma26 2 года назад +10

    Imagine if the space marine that was defending the guardsmen was a salamander.
    Amazing video it makes me shed a tear evertime he says (For 10000 years he has held the line)

  • @Markis2bi4
    @Markis2bi4 6 лет назад +92

    If this is how an Ultramarine of the Primaris breed act and see humanity, and if the Blue Blunders are supposed to be the poster boys, then I feel it would be good for them to exemplify that deep level of humanity more.

    • @plink4861
      @plink4861 6 лет назад +1

      The Smurfs don't care if guardsmen or civvies die
      Try salamanders or space Wolfs

    • @bryceluther1576
      @bryceluther1576 6 лет назад +4

      Or Lamenters

    • @abloodraven3856
      @abloodraven3856 6 лет назад +32

      That's actually pretty wrong.
      The Ultramarines are very much like the Salamanders and Space Wolves when it comes to civilians.
      They often deploy to rescue people from Xenos or Traitors, and are shown to do quite a bit to save them. (For example, the Ultramarines' evacuation of the civilians on Damnos during the Fall of Damnos, with even a Venerable Dreadnought giving his life so that the Civilians could take off and get to the Ultramarines fleet in orbit. It was noted that the Ultramarines later resettled those civilians within Ultramar.)
      The Ultramarines do genuinely give a damn about the regular folk. They're the kind who will not only save your life, but will make sure you have a place to live afterwards. They're not Black Templars or Marines Malevolent.

    • @famineboik
      @famineboik 6 лет назад +13

      Ohhh the poor Lamenters. Constantly shit on by everything in the galaxy and still keeps on going

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 6 лет назад

      one sub one plink They do. It's just that many people just hate them for some reason, therefore combine them with attributes that don't fit them at all. The flesh tearers are kind of sm you were talking about.

  • @commissarchristopherjohnso4745
    @commissarchristopherjohnso4745 6 лет назад +58

    The Leviathans would like to express their approval of this sermon by the Ultramarine Sergeant, and hereby inform you that our Chaplains have taken it for themselves to inspire our troops to remember who they protect.

  • @DocteurPanda
    @DocteurPanda 5 лет назад +216

    Having a Khorn boi make a monologue for a straight minute without screaming/yelling Blood for the Blood God is kind of unrealistic

    • @danielOconahap
      @danielOconahap 5 лет назад +27

      he was an arts major before he became a space marine, before he became a chaos space marine

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 5 лет назад +15

      Let's say he is still assimilating to the Khornite life style after following that werido Tzeetch for so long. Give him a month and it would have probably been out of his system.

    • @Doombringer_r
      @Doombringer_r 4 года назад +24

      The way he speaks leads me to believe that he's Chaos Undivided

    • @eternapesadilla2355
      @eternapesadilla2355 4 года назад +3

      He wasnt Khorne. And there are alot of Chaos that are intelligent. Just like most imperium soldiers are order following idiots that have no sense of self direction or values created by their own concious not anothers. Space marines typiclly are Submissive order followers. Chaos are typically primal instincts and urges. But in both there are intelligents of all levels.

    • @vergildisparda
      @vergildisparda 2 года назад +6

      He was a black legionnaire not a world eater.

  • @BloodySawBlade
    @BloodySawBlade 4 года назад +23

    That was literally THE best speech I've ever heard. For the human race! For the Emperor!

  • @SiCDisaster
    @SiCDisaster 6 лет назад +52

    Let it be known that the planet broke before the Guard did!

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 6 лет назад +183

    This was amazing. I especially like how the Ultramarine, someone who you'd expect to consider himself above the Guardsmen, praises them and their virtue while he beats the Chaos Marine to death. It seems the Ultramarine, unlike the Black Legionnaire, remembered that he too was once a mortal human.
    It's especially poetic how one of the guardsman is shown to still be alive when the Ultramarine states that they refuse to lay down and die, and how the video focuses on the dead guardsmen when the Ultramarine mentions how the guardsmen had loved ones back home.

    • @trivaltrek
      @trivaltrek 6 лет назад +22

      Aye, there's some fantastic cinematography used in this animation. Works so nicely with the dialogue.

    • @Pemmont107
      @Pemmont107 6 лет назад +39

      Ultramarines and Salamanders are generally quite good to their non-Astartes subjects, and treat Guardsmen with respect - a rare thing, even among Space Marines.

    • @ThatDragonGuy
      @ThatDragonGuy 6 лет назад +6

      The Salamanders, Grey Knights(Or was it Wolves?) and Ultramarines respect the Guardsmen.

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 6 лет назад +23

      +TreeckotheRebel
      No, not the Grey Knights. The Grey Knights often kill guardsmen after missions, or at the very least the guardsmen have their memories wiped and are sterilized. When the Space Wolves tried to protect guardsmen and civilians from this rate the Grey Knights betrayed the Space Wolves and attacked them during what was supposed to be peaceful negotiations.
      warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Months_of_Shame

    • @jasperlim8319
      @jasperlim8319 6 лет назад +2

      Was waiting for a line of how "a 'weak sack of flesh' has more potential than any other", on the part where humans can become space marines, and stuff like legendary commanders.

  • @etiennelambert6114
    @etiennelambert6114 6 лет назад +16

    To quote some famous lines: “He who stands with me shall be my brother” and “The fallen shall forever be remembered as the Emperors finest” great animation and speech 👍🏻

  • @JohnDarksoul98
    @JohnDarksoul98 5 лет назад +18

    SFM: chaos marine talks to lone wounded guardsmen for a hour
    Reality: chaos marine steps on guardsmen to not waste ammo on him

  • @commissarstanley2524
    @commissarstanley2524 6 лет назад +313

    But what about sly marbo? We need a hilarious sly marbo animation

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 6 лет назад +68

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!* in the distance

    • @matthewglass7750
      @matthewglass7750 6 лет назад +2

      Hello commisar... From typhus/custard

    • @DeltaCain13
      @DeltaCain13 6 лет назад +9

      Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Sly Marbo!?

    • @theless-than-goodhunter7019
      @theless-than-goodhunter7019 6 лет назад +8

      Brendan Stanley AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @yoreichenherz6847
      @yoreichenherz6847 6 лет назад +6

      Sly Marbo cant be used cause he would put the space marines out of job

  • @k-lambanal4442
    @k-lambanal4442 6 лет назад +145

    Ohhhhhhhhh this...is ....awesome! You captured the pure essence of the astra militarum in the 40k universe. Inspiring in every word from the ultramarine.

  • @paaatreeeck
    @paaatreeeck 6 лет назад +156

    Cadia broke before the Cadians did

    • @lordofdarkdudes
      @lordofdarkdudes 5 лет назад +3

      CADIA STANDS!!

    • @guardsmengunner
      @guardsmengunner 5 лет назад +2

      Long as one Cadian still draws breath, Cadia shall stand forever!

    • @lordofdarkdudes
      @lordofdarkdudes 5 лет назад +1

      @@guardsmengunner CADIA STANDS!!!

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 5 лет назад +4

      The emperor was broken during the Horus Heresy. That means the emperor broke before cadia.

    • @lordofdarkdudes
      @lordofdarkdudes 5 лет назад +1

      @@THEGRUMPTRUCK CADIA STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS!!!

  • @Mister-Chief
    @Mister-Chief 5 лет назад +19

    I love how the chaos marine looks so tiny next to the primaris