What's funny is the "old age" option actually can apply if Failboat plays the Treasure Roads. There's a timer there, so you can die by running out of time.
Can't wait for Daniel to apply the "how will failboat die" poll to his real life soon, I'm hyped for some real funny highlights involving Chat doing its best to protect Dan's life so that he naturally dies from old age, causing Chat to win the poll
I remember watching this stream around the end, what a fun concept! Personally I think it would be fun if chat was controlling Bandana dee, and you played through the game as coins damage you. This would let chat have some input without the coins immediately killing you
I have to agree 😅 even though I do not know,I understand your comment, it makes so much sense😊! Make more Kirby and the forgotten land challenges failboat
That’s because everyone else does it akin to a challenge video, like “can you beat X without jumping” Meanwhile, Failboat is making a game show out of his suffering.
@flashthemonkey6032 Ohhh, I thought the notification was just "Can a Professional Kirby player beat Kirby without touching ANY..." because the notification was too long or smth. Thanks for the context 👍
1:44”if your under sixteen and haven’t taken your drivers test yet, this is what’s gonna be on the test, don’t hit any rocks, don’t hit any people and don’t EVER get paid.” -Failboat
Can't believe I got a gifted sub from this stream lmao, this was such a cool (and chaotic) idea! I hope we get more modded Kirby content and gambling in the future ;)
Finally, now someone made a coinless challenge in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. It makes sense because in some Kirby games, they’re just stars. But they changed it into coins, and since RUclipsrs are trying to beat Mario games without coins collected, here we are.
1:49 "Don't ever get paid." Okay, easy enough. "Don't hit any rocks" Alright, sure thing" "Don't hit any people" Ah... I knew I was forgetting something...
I like how they intentionally put rocks, trash, birds, and butterflies in the middle of the walkway specifically to increase the likelihood of the player touching them. Its like "hey check out this small feature!" but ends up being devious in this challenge mode.
What you don’t see is offscreen, Kirby is using every coin to gamble and put himself further in debt, making the mafia come after him and kill him. That’s how Kirby’s REALLY dying.
All it takes to be rich is to stand in Kirby's path and also attempt to best them in combat?! If only I didn't have a heart! ...Or the necessary universe-ruler level strength to best Kirby. We are all helpless if they decide to rule the cosmos. Thank goodness it's Kirby, the most precious entity upon this blue-green marble we call Earth!
Only true boats of failure remember when this video was titled "do not eat". Now that the name is changed, though, I can finally have food again. Was starting to get really hungry.
What's funny is the "old age" option actually can apply if Failboat plays the Treasure Roads. There's a timer there, so you can die by running out of time.
@Taxi fake taxi ⬛️🟧
@@elianhg2144 This taxi will kidnap you
I'd say old age also counts for any uncompletable level.
however lots of the treasure roads are unbeatable with the mod failboat used it may be all of them in fact
@@elianhg2144 HEY HEY, COME OVER AND HAVE OME FUN WITH CRRRAZY TAXI
I think the "There's My Ride" Rabiroo has become my new favourite Failboat trademarked Kirby character ever since "Beam Attack" Waddle Doo
The muffled "There's My Ride !" at 16:07 sent me on a hysterical laughing fit
@@DeadSparkMan same here
@@DeadSparkMan I replayed it like 6 times and went into a laughing fit every time lol
🤓uh actually it’s called an orabiroo not a rabiroo
Wait never mind I just saw that again and you’re right
Can't wait for Daniel to apply the "how will failboat die" poll to his real life soon, I'm hyped for some real funny highlights involving Chat doing its best to protect Dan's life so that he naturally dies from old age, causing Chat to win the poll
wow, early to you! Yeah, chat will do whatever it takes to win
hi chris
Heya chris
Why do I see you every where
Soon???
I remember watching this stream around the end, what a fun concept! Personally I think it would be fun if chat was controlling Bandana dee, and you played through the game as coins damage you. This would let chat have some input without the coins immediately killing you
It was rigged >:(((((
Jk
He still has the last three worlds left, hopefully he continues this challenge
Yeah >:(
Can’t wait for that video
15:48 good to know failboat just has a knife on him at all times
You mean you don't also keep a large, sharp knife at the ready at your computer desk at all times?
*n o*
Kobeni core
Haven’t seen you around in a while
qr
7:06 For the record, it was the flower. When you touch a flower, it instantly gives you a coin. The other two take some time for the coin to produce.
nah, i think it was D) Unrelated Health Issues
He was allergic to it
I have to agree 😅 even though I do not know,I understand your comment, it makes so much sense😊! Make more Kirby and the forgotten land challenges failboat
#beam attack if you do this,1 more chance beam will be in the kirby and the forgotten land’s dlc
What a polite bear that was, ringing the doorbell to let Failboat know he had arrived. It's nice to see the wildlife in that area has manners.
This challenge is significantly funnier than most no coin game challenges.
It's failboat, what do you expect
@@reinbew62 true, failboat is good
That’s because everyone else does it akin to a challenge video, like “can you beat X without jumping”
Meanwhile, Failboat is making a game show out of his suffering.
The addition of “It’s a Monster House!” was absolutely perfect. As a huge PMD fan, it gave me happy skin parasites
whats the timestamp
@@yusufthecatwithagun 9:10
Finally, another pmd enjoyer. Monster houses filled a sense of fear in me that was indescribable and I loved it everytime lmao
@Rose The worst part about these bots is that human nature wants to click on that link so bad
HAPPY SKIN PARASITES!?
The morale of this story: greed kills.
Also rocks.
And GRASS
And Skin Parasites.
And bears
And old age
This was a terrifying notification to get when I was about to take a bite of my bagel
(Context for returning viewers: og title was “do not eat”)
its a sign, the bagel is poisoned
@flashthemonkey6032 Ohhh, I thought the notification was just "Can a Professional Kirby player beat Kirby without touching ANY..." because the notification was too long or smth. Thanks for the context 👍
18:03: "Oh good my bear is here" I LOVE THE BIT AT THE END LOL
🐻
I heard Mr.Frosty's Patreon endeavor is going well. He was finally able to put all that gargantuan DUMPY to good use
119 Likes and 0 replies Just let me fix that.
@@cobysmith9380 I think you mean 2 REPLIES
@@imabirdielmao No I think you mean 3 Replies and 126 likes
@@cobysmith9380 No I think you mean 4 replies and 128 likes
*154 likes and 5 replies
Convincing that committing vehicular homicide as a butterfly, counts as two ways of dying to a butterfly is my favorite way to win.
kirby dropping dead amidst a shower of money at the end of each level is the funniest thing to me
Regarding The Butterfly that killed Failboat in the first 10 seconds of the video, it's most definitely Morpho Knight in disguise
Good joke
1:44”if your under sixteen and haven’t taken your drivers test yet, this is what’s gonna be on the test, don’t hit any rocks, don’t hit any people and don’t EVER get paid.” -Failboat
10:46 Galacta knight's last words should have been something like this
“it’s a butterfly!”
The "there's my ride *boing*" sent me, my chest physically hurts from laughing
Specifically the second rabbit death where the audio was muffled, that's what made me lose my mind the most
Wow, Kirby games really get more and more realistic with death each game!
Paper Mario The Origami King scissors death scene: Are you sure about that
Kirby doing tax evasion
Makes me remember the stream, especially the bear mauling part
I grinned at the end when chatty voice said «My bear is here »
11:38 finally chat is actually helping fail
2:53 Didn't expect what the hat was gonna say
I like how the chat quickly filled with ways that Failboat could die by "Natural" causes
Can't believe I got a gifted sub from this stream lmao, this was such a cool (and chaotic) idea! I hope we get more modded Kirby content and gambling in the future ;)
2:00 I genuinely thought it was a sponsor which made it all the funnier
12:49 you can complete the race track on foot. It takes ages, but you can do it.
9:42 Fail’s laugh is so terribly traumatic that I shall hear it throughout every aneurism throughout life…
I haven't laughed this hard at a Failboat video in a while... I almost threw up my pretzels lmfao
Chat saying skin parasitea when he ask what birds are under caught me off guard
But you shouldn’t eat
16:58 “You can’t give me money, if you’re 500 feet below ground” 🤣
Finally, now someone made a coinless challenge in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. It makes sense because in some Kirby games, they’re just stars. But they changed it into coins, and since RUclipsrs are trying to beat Mario games without coins collected, here we are.
The sheer excitement in his voice at 8:33 absolutely killed me
💀 x 1
"YES! He's broke!"
2:13 Talking about today's sponsor. s- AAAAA.
5:40 ah yes my favourite company for advertising: SEAGULLS!
15:57 *THERE’S MY RIDE!!*
*muffled* there’s my ride! 16:08
16:19 There's my ride! (gets cut off mid jump.)
10:59 WAIT IS THIS WHY MY FRIEND IS SCARED OF BUTTERFLIES?!??!
Maybe
he’s scared of the knight
Yup
Bro, the “there’s my ride” bunny made me crack up way to much. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
I was the silly goober who came up with bear mauling.
I’m glad it was so enjoyed by the rest of chat.
Also i won a membership at the end so uh…
I was the one who said egg allergy
Amazing
Failboat's commentary and NoteBlock's editing go together so perfectly, a Failboat video never fails to make me laugh
1:49
"Don't ever get paid."
Okay, easy enough.
"Don't hit any rocks"
Alright, sure thing"
"Don't hit any people"
Ah... I knew I was forgetting something...
“And don’t ever get paid”
Sounds simple enough to me:)
Listen, little Timmy Tommy walking along the street deserved it
16:52
"Can you jump off a cliff and die?"
-Daniel Failboat, 2023
3:21 I love the way he asked the question lmao
“Do I have to get that? 😒”
8:34
The IRS after they take away 80% if my pay check
"HAHA, POOR!"
0:08 The lore, the lore
Don't give COINS
I took a sip RIGHT at "THERE'S MY RIDE." Oh my sides hurt.
When
@@greghacker72At 15:56. I was NOT expecting it.
18:06 not gonna lie, that was pretty creative
1:34.did I just heard "Давай, Kirby!" ? (Come on Kirby)
5:54 really foreshadowed the ending huh
Finally a hard kirby game I didnt think it was possible
I like how they intentionally put rocks, trash, birds, and butterflies in the middle of the walkway specifically to increase the likelihood of the player touching them. Its like "hey check out this small feature!" but ends up being devious in this challenge mode.
Laughs endlessly at the suggestion being taken. Didn't even think of enemies giving you coins, did ya? Right back at ya!
~IN LOVING MEMORY OF BUNNY~
“There’s my ride”
A shame that Failboat died of old age but at least chat took the W
13:14 underrated moment
9:11
Lol Pokemon Mystery Dungeon monster house music.
Imagine a Kirby challenge where you can’t finish the level until you’ve collected every possible coin from it. That’d be crazy but fun to watch 😂
The chat saying "eat the enemies hammer" just gave me anime vibs like how tiff would always say "kirby, SUCK IT UP"
7:52
Barbage
Barbage
Barbage
@@rosemiramoreira82 Barbage
Barbage
Barbage
13:40 Dans' Nintendo switch died to a Skin parasite.
13:41
Asphyxiation >>> Freddy Fazbear
The funniest line out of context for me 8:33
“Yes he’s broke!”
failboat: morpho knight does not count as a butterfly.
also failboat: they put morpho knight this early in the game?!
Just what we needed. Another reason for us kirby fans to be terrified of butterflies
7:52 "Barbage" this single word, it killed me.
Kirby learns the importance of not murdering people via being force fed money until death
9:56 you won more than they did
Or you won as much as they did
So you don’t have to
this video taught me that they made different death animations for every mouthful mode object and thats pretty cool
7:24 or so he thought before his skin was melted off from gold poisoning
Led poisoning.
HAL was so rich they gave nature, animals & objects in their OWN GAME a 100th of their entire salary
"You can't give me money... IF YOU'RE 500 FEET BELOW GROUND!"
-Daniel Failboat, February 5th 2023
13:00 they put rocks on the tires because they know
12:34 That sound effect though
EpicMewtu
10:41 there morpho Knights revenge
That ending was amazing. I love a good old-fashioned brick joke.
funfact : furubiii's profile picture has a character named patchouli knowledge whoes not actually part of the kirby series at 1:04
13:55 the moment old age should have finally won.
8:16 who else remembers the egotism stream?
What you don’t see is offscreen, Kirby is using every coin to gamble and put himself further in debt, making the mafia come after him and kill him. That’s how Kirby’s REALLY dying.
"Oh good, my bear is here."
"YUH"
The bear can SPEAK?
7:08 that's a flower death. rock's in the air and the coins appear above the enemy when defeated, not kirby
Mmm yes my favorite streamer forehead 6:27
When the chat member talked about a bear, I thought there'd be joke at the end, and completely forgot about the bear thing until the doorbell rang!
17:35
Butterfly’s: you know I could totally kill you rn
This challenge actually slaps
18:16 he did know if you beat a level that you already beat you get a coin, right?
All it takes to be rich is to stand in Kirby's path and also attempt to best them in combat?! If only I didn't have a heart!
...Or the necessary universe-ruler level strength to best Kirby.
We are all helpless if they decide to rule the cosmos.
Thank goodness it's Kirby, the most precious entity upon this blue-green marble we call Earth!
Alternative Title: Kirby and the Coin Disease
"barbage" had me crackin tf up
Only true boats of failure remember when this video was titled "do not eat". Now that the name is changed, though, I can finally have food again. Was starting to get really hungry.
18:16 oh good my bear is here?! Oh my god the combination of chat and the editor can get a bit violent without context
3:10 i haven't heard this song inyears
This just shows how kind not only kirby is, but the games themselves are.
my favorite moment is when chat starts talking about "barbage"
7:05 I can answer this one: It’s the flower that killed you.
poor kirby, bro has been through so much
Mauled by a bear should not have been removed, he died to something that was not on the list
you make Kirby more hilarious than it already is.
Idky but the _"There's my ride."_ had me dying. 😂
Those Bun buns chose Death, Violence, and Taxes must be paid to the Kirbo. 🤣
this was a fun stream to watch instead of studying
7:52 Barbage is actually funny.