The most Terrifying Kirby game
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- Опубликовано: 24 июн 2022
- Kirby Planet Robobot but some funny stuff happens
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King Dedede wouldn’t Jaywalk, he’d run across the street and tell the cops that it didn’t count because he wasn’t walking.
he'd then pursuade the cops into thinking kirby was jaywalking so they can Clobber Dat Dere Kirbeh!
But Kirby would eat the cops and become one to arrest dedede
Then he's Jayrunning.
To be fair, he COULD say that.
He is the king after all
*MEANWHILE KIRBY*
Fun fact, this isn’t even the first time jaywalking was brought up during KPR. Back when Boatman played Meta Knightmare Returns, jaywalking was brought up for the exact same reason, which led into discussing if various Kirby characters would jaywalk or not.
Time truly is a flat circle.
Or a big ball.
Priorities
Also his first playthrough of Robobot, he was convinced that the pink 1 side of the dice was safe then as well, and figured out the exact same way and refused to believe it the same way
KPR?
@@katsoupman3218
Planet robobot
Ah yes, the Beam Attack and the whole jaywalking debate. Truly iconic moments in the history of Failboat.
The original Beam attack trilogy, then it was expanded with dead kirby, then there was lore.
Beam attack!
@@gdadamos2302Oh I missed maybe this one will get him. Beam attack!
@@GlarestarHaha! Maybe ths will hit em.
Beam atOH-
@@premierballreal*heaven music plays*
“You wouldn’t download a lizard” is still one of my favorite quotes from this
waddle doo would like to have a talk with you
My favourite quote is "Beam Attack"
2:35 is my favorite part of the episode. Just freaking hilarious perfectly cut scream into heaven.
Beam attack!
Ha ha. Maybe this one’ll hit him.
Beam AttAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*Gets sent to heaven*
Mttack
7:57 fun fact about this part, Boat actually didn't die right after he said that. He then jumped in the pit and redid the move and didn't save himself so he could use it as a bit for the video.
You just had to be there.
I knew Failboat was a Liar
Can confirm
ye can confirm
yup.
Chat: "Would Adeline jaywalk?"
Dan: "Good question, here's my college thesis on why she would."
“while fighting the robot version of the wall of flesh from terraria”
Adeline would be too scared to
Ribbon would just fly over with her
@@isaacthelad496Ribbon would wait for the light.
@@pacifistichuman82649 She absolutely would, but Ribbon could also just fly like 20 feet above the road instead of walking
@@isaacthelad496Jay-flying
2:37
And thus a villain was born
2:34
Beam attack!
Beam attack
Beam attack!
You forget that Hyness literally decked one of his subordinates for being in his way when going to fight Kirby. He would not just jaywalk; he would walk in a straight line for miles on end, stopping only to obliterate anything that stood in his path, and then suddenly realize he had only intended to go to the store to buy milk.
and then on that realsioantion he would scream and do a dance of pure madness and rage
Hyness would walk in the middle of the road solely out of spite for whoever made jaywalking illegal.
Hyness would jaywalk but he would also kill anyone who dares to jaywalk around him 'cause he's the only one allowed to break rules
@@TurbopropPuppy no, he would sacrifice the others who jaywalked near him
…is it bad that that’s actually the plot to a fanfiction I’m writing?
2:34 pure perfection, this is also becoming a MEME.
Meme Attack
Heart attack
Tree attack
Theme attack
C*m Attack
I still find it amazing that Fail managed to summarize the plot of Planet Robobot in literally the first 10 seconds.
Breakfast is served
9:08 Stale 2009 Flintstone Gummies Attack
*2006
Gummy*
It’s super effective!
Clanky woods fainted! Kirby won the battle!
2:40 It cuts almost too perfectly and cracks me up every time
edit: stop liking my comment save the likes for people who deserve them
Beam Atta-WAH!
"beam attack! Haha, let me try again- beam attac- *WOOA-*
I can see why
Haha, maybe this will hit em, beam att-WHA!
Beam attack! aw maybe i’ll get em next time. Beam attack! i’ll get em next time..Beam att A-
Beam att- waaah
5:03 "Kirby inhales a single flower and starts wheezing" I do not know why, but the combination of the flower jpeg, the face on kirby and the noise kirby makes just makes me laugh uncontrollably
Queen sectonia comes back yet again
5:01
This video gave birth to “beam attack” AND the jaywalking thing. Beautiful.
6:46 I never thought I'd be feeling bad for Gigavolt
Because of how prevalent jaywalking was as a topic in this video, I really think HAL should make "Kirby and the Forgotten Traffic Laws" and give us some REAL lore
I'm so glad Robobot's getting a second playthrough, it's such a solid game both aesthetically and gameplay-wise
Oh yeah haven't you mentioned that this is your favorite Kirby game?
I was just playing this game today and I can relate too all the comments here lol
@@SemiHypercube on top of being my favorite Kirby game Robobot's also my favorite video game ever
Wait there's a second playthrough
@@claudiaolivera6563 yeah, this IS the second playthrough
Failboat can make literally everything scary,creepy,weird, but still keep it 99% funny.
@don't be surprised NOOOOOOOO
Leave it to the boat man
95 max
@@valstolemyheart eh more weird
More like 100% funny lol
I feel like mech kirby would make a GREAT smash character
And his smash attack would be the Kirby mech ship
10:52 Sillydillo would not jaywalk…
He would Jayrun
He would jaydrop
He would Jay - spin
Jayroll
2:35 this entire sequence made my day, haven't laughed this long for so long
Yes but also RIP
@@okmen9703 *b e e m a t a c*
@@medjaimcgraw5632 oh n-
@@okmen9703 b e e m a t a- OH!
@Michael MacSpurren (Michael Plays Roblox! :3) I cracked up when the dude appeared in his second form in heaven "i hate this"
I didn’t come here thinking Failboat would divulge in a minutes-long rant on which Kirby characters would jaywalk and why, but *here* *we* *are.*
_And here we are!_
We need a video that is just Failboat making a full tier list of every character and whether or not they would jaywalk
@@Astroniko003 XD
@@anonymousfog501 yes
I think you mean jayhawk! Hahahahahaha! Get it?
12:19 Predicting the Cult of the Lamb stream
giving whispy allergy meds would be like giving a demon holy water
2:35 is adorable and hilarious
10/10 failboat
I want that part just as a clip
This is why he’s not in her be in the forgotten land
Bean atack
@@partydude4226 The clip itself went viral.
The “OOOH” sounds like Micheal Jackson
5:03
"You are not a clown. You are the entire circus."
Don’t lie to me. You’re here for Beam Attack, aren’t you?
Yes
Yes
whos “me”?
@@abilmansur1706 me 🎢
Yes Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
3:08 BOMB ATTACK
I played this game when I was around 7 or 8 years old on my 3DS, and I remember very vividly practically shitting my pants during the Meta Knight fight. My brother used to make jokes about how his nose makes him look like a clown.
Neither of us had any idea who any of the characters were cause the only game we had played was Return to Dreamland. Good times...good times.
Same
I love the scene at 2:34
Waddle Doo: "Beam Attack! Welp, I missed, I'll get them next time.
Beam Attack!"
**Kirby charges up**
Waddle Doo: "Maybe this one'll hit em! Beam Atta-"
**Heavenly Choir**
Meme
Beam atta EEEK- [waddle doo appeared in heaven]
Beeam attack!
ooo I'm I missed I'll get em next time
Beeam attack!
Haha! Maybe this one will hit him
Beam attac-
AAAA
Kirby would jaywalk. Not because its a crime. But because he doesnt know better.
2:10 Kirby stole your car and now it's his!
More like it is him
*”LETS GOOOOOO!”*
We’re asking the real questions here: which Kirby characters would jaywalk? We need to go deeper than we did on this stream. Next stream we’re dedicating all our time on this topic lmao
Would magalor jaywalk. I say he would tell you he doesn’t and assure he doesn’t, then do it right in front of you
Kirby would jaywalk, not understanding what jaywalking is
@@Door227 *Jayhover
@Morbius time you lie, unless it's the leaked footage of morbius 2.
@@pixellord2370 I sincerely apologize for my incorrect use of the term. Please forgive me
6:58 I dunno why, but replacing Kirby there with N64 Vibe Kirby made me laugh way too much.
lmaoo
It's very RUclips poop-y and I chuckle like a dummy every time I watch it
Listen everyone is talking about Beam Attack and The Jaywalking Conversation, but can we take a moment to appreciate the line "Maybe that Venn diagram isn't the circle I think it is" at 12:26
11:58 2. Maybe 3 if my body is up to it.
2:34 I re-forgot this was the origin of BEAM ATTACK and I’m very happy to have experienced it 3 different times now
beam attack
Thank you
@@Buzzingaaa it’s him
B E A M A T T A C K!
BEAM ATTACK
For Taranza, I feel like the only time he would Jaywalk would be for the sake of protecting Queen Sectonia
Is this guy bothering you, queen
As of recently she's dead, so we would assume the concrete answer is no.
he does it whenever he forgets to take his antidepressants
4:45 fedex that's not a medicine! 🤣
1:48 *Kirby just becoming mary poppins
Failboat I need to see a full video on your Jaywalk Tierlist, complete with the Kirby game that was playing as you were discussing the whole thing in the corner
10:18
Meta knight would jaywalk, but safely. Like on the road thats not busy. If there are no cars, he crosses, cuz no one’s there. Otherwise he waits
Nah, if there are no cars and the light is red he'll just fly
@@eyald.8252 tbh You could just file for EVIE
0:09
Breakfast?!? That's not how that goes!
Hynees would not jaywalk because he cant walk
13:02
Then he'd jayfloat
hours, days, and even weeks of meticulous work- only for me to consume it all within a 14 minute period while making myself noodles. Amazing. Thank you, daniel, truly.
Hi @im back I'm on the attack
The failboat fanbase is WILD
6:45 a green and red robot who loves birds and gets unjustly exploded to advance the plot, you say
I am hilarious and you will- birds birds birds goku
Rip 16 😭💖
Dunk the Goku!
9:03 damn he shmooooooooooooooooooooovn
4:15 M E L O N M E C H
Can confirm. As a jaywalker myself. Definitely into Cult rituals
2:28 has become a phenomenon
!GUH! 8:21
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
EAR
DUOH!
EAR
EAR
2:42 It was at this moment he knew he f**d up
7:39 It's actually a staple for hidden rooms in the series. You see that setup of spaced platforms, and you know what to do if you're a Kirby veteran.
how many games is that in? i don't recall any other than this one. now, the moon door on the other hand...
@@pikminman13 even Kirby 1 has that spot for ufo door I believe
@@aspidacctvods umm, its technically kirby 2 🤓
At least I don't know if it was in gb game
To be fair, he’s not playing with 3D, so doors hidden like that are harder to spot.
kirby's adventure experience baby
8:15
L E T T H E B L O O D S P I L L I N
T H E S T R E E T S
"Video games teaches you nothing"
Kirby: 9:21
2:34
" what is one line in a movie that makes you wonder how the writer came up with it?"
Beam attack
Oh I missed I'll get him next time
Beam attack
Oh oh maybe this one'll hit him
Beam att-AHH
2:35 B E A M A T T A C K
@@johnmmmmmm2:35 EM ATTACK
2:34 the start of the meme
Everyone shut
Planet Robobot is objectively the best Kirby games, not for its cohesive theming, polishing of the 2D formula gameplay, its story, or its music. No. It is the best Kirby game simply because...
it brings up & allows you to discuss the ethics of jaywalking.
Because of the meme
169th like
170th like.
Little did dan know this simple sudden joke would turn into one of the only things hes known for
7:52 aaAA
2:16 casually downloads a lizard
I’m gonna screenshot one of the rarest animal from now and download it into my PC. Kirby-2022
“You wouldn’t download a lizard.”
You wouldn't download a car
dowlod lidard
10:03 just stops the game to make a jaywalking tier list
2:35 is the best part of the video
BEAM ATTACK is a so POPULAR MEME
4:35 "Very vell, thats how i lost my medical license."
1:40 look at this meal they made Kirby! It even comes with one of those tiny umbrellas!
@Tommyint and smp movement yummy
4:38 this was actually an idea made by a fan that wanted kirby to help everyone, so pretty wholesome!
doctor kirby
rated 9/10 by doctors
@@taraktaras7327I will go the 1/10 doctor that went against kirby
2:59 *Dies Naturally*
Iconic moments that I love (and think about) a lot
“You wouldn’t just download a lizard!”
*BEAM ATTACK*
“Lobotomy!”
🍭 *“LET THE BLOOD SPILL IN THE STREETS”*
“2006’s Flintstones gummy attack!”
You forgot about
"Waddle Dee, Waddle Dum. I'm gonna shoot your body till it's cold and numb."
“Im gonna dismantal this entire vehicle 🙂” 4:31
Kirby is going to derail the train
(Nominal dingus unused and majin show reference)
Hey Dan, given how this is a great game, a great video, and you had a fun time with it, could this PLEASE be the ONE SINGULAR GAME you make a full playthrough of?
What do you get out of it, you may ask? I will stop hitting on the Kirby bosses.
But can I speak for the rest of the live chat?
*No*
He actually likes the bit of people hitting on Kirby bosses
@@Blue-fg8vt it’s more of a love/hate relationship than a full on like from what I’ve seen. I haven’t heard Dan say “god damn it,” so many times about one singular bit before.
@Morbius time wtf
Did you know, Failboat actually did a full playthrough of Planet Robobot in 2016.
@@LrhAstern I didn’t doubt that. But he didn’t make it a full video series. And now he did. Which, again, *this is the first time he has done that*
I like how I forget about this video, come back to it, and its a tier-list of what Kirby characters would jaywalk.
If taken my any chances, Gordo would not jaywalk because he has no legs
6:40 poor android 16... he just loved watching the birds... and he died so they may have peace...
LOL 🤣
Literally my first thought lol, green, a robot, and got his head dismantled
10:38 this hit me way too hard
Kirby character jaywalking, BEAM ATTACK, and the least memorable, but still quite funny: I’m going to dismantle this entire vehicle ! 😃
2:10
Kirby casually commits Grand Theft Robo.
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2:18
You couldn't just download a lizard?
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2:34
BEAM ATTACK!
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4:37
Meet the Medic... Kirby...
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12:58
Marx the jaywalker.
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13:08
Kirby 64 PTSD.
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13:18
Goodness. Stop hitting on the Kirby bosses.
0:34
Nintendo:
“Um, whatcha got there?”
Failboat:
A _Nintendo 3DS_
Is that a sentry I hear
DispEntyPorter
A level 3 3DS
Take out that MG!
@@XCORVBHCa level 3DS
I swear, the best part of “Beam Attack” has to be when Waddle Doo laughs.
It’s strange to me, because it’s the only time Waddle Doo sounded genuinely scared. He cracked under the pressure for just a second, and it makes me think that, at that moment, Waddle Doo himself knew he was gonna get obliterated. Despite that, he still kept a facade of confidence up until death was upon him.
… Or, perhaps, I’m looking too deep into this.
a comma after perhaps would fit in here nicely.
just saying.
@@generallyunimportant 👍
He said "beam atta EEK-"
Nah, that's true
I heard it as a "haha, I'm in danger"
I love how everyone just goes straight for the beam attack part of this video because of how the meme hits it so hard.
I remember seeing this video when it came out and dying at the beam attack joke. So glad it got recognized lol.
Can't believe that this video got it's way into lessons in meme culture so fast.
Beam attack
Oh I missed maybe this time I'll get him
@@jenniferrippel8239 beam attack
@@shaddowofthelost1750 haha maybe this will hit him 😼
@@athegreat8009 Beam atta-AAAAH
10:23 Yokai watch Snartle
We got a man of culture here.
I believe sillydillio would jaywalk. But not on purpose. He wouldn't even know what a crosswalk is. He'd just walk across the street without even knowing he'd done anything wrong until he got in trouble for it.
2:38 that when a legend was born
I want to hear the whole, uncensored, "which Kirby characters would jaywalk?" Tier list
i would watch a 1 hour video of failboat making a jaywalking tierlist
Yes
12:57 marx confrimed jaywalker real
2:10
"KIRBY STOLE YOUR CAR AND NOW IT'S HIS!!"
10:14 "Hey Kirby! You better get outtah here before I clobblah you and yer little amigos!" Hehehehehegh!"
*Laughs in Right Back At Ya Dedede*
4:46 Bandana Dee, we need to cook.
Bandana Dee, I am the one who succs
Cocainer
Mistah Kirb!
DeedeeDee where's the cake
ok
2:36 the legendary moment that kicked off a recuring meme
Planet Popstar doesnt have roads, Kirby hasnt seen a road until Planet Robobot. He wouldn't even know what jaywalking is, much less that it's wrong. Kirby would jaywalk.
6:15
Oh cool didn't know Android 16 was in this game.
If you ever struggle in this game here’s a tip, Archer’s camouflage makes you impervious to basically everything.
This video is very popular for these reasons:
BEAM ATTACK triology
Jaywalking
and terrifying kirby getting a mech
2:33 the inciting incident
I feel like Hyness would only jaywalk if Void Termina told them to.
He'd have to jaywalk fast before void termina removes the road. Also hyness would jaywalk no exceptions and if a car gets in the way... you've seen what he does to things in his way
Yes
There any streets left
2:10 I like that part! "Kirby stole your car and now it’s his!"
"haha! maybe this one'll hit em, beam atta- OH!" -waddle doo
"Instead of being attacked by god, he was attacked with the full force of a major nation, for us the end of the world, for kirby, breakfast."
-Failboat
As much as I loved this game, the Holo Defense is easily one of my least favorite bosses besides Grand Mam
Besides Ice Dragon and it's main design being a ref to Pix, it was just a bunch of Rehashes from the previous games. since Robobot used the same engine as Return to Dreamland and Triple Deluxe the Doomers, Kracko and Coiley Rattler are basically just copy pasted from their original games.
Ice Dragon can stay, but I think it would've been more interesting to have: Holo Lololo and Lalala, Holo Mr. Shine and Mr. Bright, and Holo Wham Bam Rock (Normal Mode) and Holo Wham Bam Jewel (Ex Modes). Basically bosses that Have not been seen or used in a modern Kirby game up until now
Tbh, Holo Defence API doesn’t really bother me that much. It’s the rehashed fights against Queen Sectonia and especially Galacta Knight that annoy me way more since they both fight the same way they did in Triple Deluxe and Return to Dreamland and feel like they were only in the game for fan service (well, Galacta Knight does. We actually kinda got to see Queen Sectonia’s original form, so there’s that I guess).
Honestly the only negative thing I can say about Robobot is that it reuses bosses too much: Holo Defence API, Susie's fight being mostly reused for Haltmann, Dedede clone just being the Dedede Team from Fighters Deluxe, Sectonia and Galacta Knight being unchanged from their previous appearances
(Also as if reusing Sphere Doomers once wasn't enough, the ESP miniboss is also a reused Sphere Doomer)
While I agree hollow defense API has some missed potential I could also say that about a lot of robobot. while I'm positive this game isn't getting a switch port it would be cool cause robobot is more interesting than triple deluxe thematically and lore-wise, besides some of the bosses in triple deluxe are kinda forgetful because most of them are in robobot in one way shape or form.
Honestly, I'd go for Wiz, Mr. Shine and Mr. Bright and Dyna Blade instead. I think Dyna Blade fits the change of arena that Coily Rattler had much better than Wham Bam Rock/Jewel, and is infinitely cooler. Wiz instead of Lololo + Lalala is because two duo bosses is kinda eh, and the arena changing should be reserved for the final one. (also Lololo/Lalala are some of the most yawn-inducing bosses in the series imo.)
I wouldn’t be surprised if the sheer amount of boss reusal in this game comes from how the game didn’t have all that much development time all things considered, meaning that a lot of the development time had to have been used for everything else along with getting the Star Dream fights to work just right.
1:10 *"I AM THE LORAX I KILL FOR THE TREES"*
For the trees can not kill for themselves!
@@daryantsns3448 remove the for
XD 😂