“There’s a lot to unpack here. A lot to unravel. A lot to disintegrate. A lot to dissect. And I don’t have time for any of it, go find a shrink.” I’M CRYING
The one abt the girl chasing her brother around with a knife and lighter when she was younger, reminds me sm of how when my little sister would chase me and my brothers around with knives when we were younger 💀💀
The way I shouldn’t have watched this video while eating ice cream because now my stomach hurts. It could also be the fact that I have three different types of ice cream in one bowl
I've seen this video on my recommendation list for the past week n im finally watching it because i have nothing to do..let me jus say..u got a new sub 😂😂❤️
Stooooooppp my parents got me an iPhone 5c back in middle school but wouldn’t lemme take it to school and nobody believed me til I snuck it to school and I cracked the screen 😭😭
When I was nine I would play in dog cage with my cousin and we would take turns locking each other in there I don't know why but it was fun for me at the time
the amount of illegal shit that was said in this video is crazy 😭
Ikr
Fr
@I am caca that one has to be fake 😀
Fr
Im scared, they need J A I L
“you like the color yellow? why don’t yo drink some lemonade??”had me weak☠️☠️
And the signing after 💀
They should drink beer it tastes like pee
@@jadesmoben9270 piss water! tastes like piss, looks like piss and makes you piss
@@jadesmoben9270 how do yk what pee tastes like
i feel like the quote of "Pee naturally smells like piss." should be included which was said two seconds before.
"i want him so deep under the jail that he in hell" I CANT BREATHE
Jail and Hell the worst combinations
HAD ME DYING
@@melloschocolatebar8430 WORDDD
I JUST READ THIS WHEN 4:27 CAME UP
“There’s a lot to unpack here. A lot to unravel. A lot to disintegrate. A lot to dissect. And I don’t have time for any of it, go find a shrink.” I’M CRYING
I love her vocabulary "fornicate" "mucus" "yank yank" 😭
“VVV”
"moonchie"
@@peace-jg7cg anel region
Peter wacker
ding a lang
The CIA could not waterboard this information out of me 😭
Are we not just going to acknowledge how she was like "I'm 14 jail ,prison ,execution hold him under the jail" 😶😂🤣
"I want him up under the jail so deep he's in hell" 💀
everyone just admitting to their crimes💀
dude you had me laughing my ass off 😭 this is the first video ive seen of you, i’m subbing 💜
Literally same, definetely subscribing 😭
@@yvesstarr3563 I SUBSCRIBED BEFORE THE INTRO EVEN POPPED UP 😭😭😭
Fr me too😭
same i love her channel already
SAME OMG
"fornicate"
"dangalanga"
"crangledangle"
"yinkyink"
"mucus" LMAOOOO
the way she describes some of these words is just everything 😭
"What color is the wall? Is it a nice creamy white." Had me laugh so hard
I love the way she says ✨Tantalizing ✨ 💀
this video made me scared of what the people i meet might do or have done, thanks :’)
the "OW HE BIT ME" at:14:27 had me dyinggggg
14:27
Y'all be doin' SOME MONSTEROUS THINGS. ☠☠
these confessions r keeping me alive fr 😭
i literally breath for your videos, you funny asf girl, always putting me in a mood and being my inspiration 😭❤️❤️
5:49 THIS STARTED PLAYING FULL VOLUME ON MY LAPTOP AND WHEN I CLOSED THE TOP IT KEPT PLAYING AND MY STEP DAD WAS ON THE PHONE SO THEY BOTH HEARD
R.i.p 😭
onye: don't flirt wit me.
the comments: got chu mamas😏
ON FCKN GOD OMGG 😭😭
Onye do you ever go to bed early?! 😂😂
9:20 Onye trying to justify the 'lemonade' kink and then realizing that she can't lol
The "anal regions" has me in tears 😭
I cannot with these video confessions anymore I’m FLABBERGASTED.🏋️♀️🚴♀️
“I like piss”
Me: the door is that way💁🏽♀️
And don’t come back🫶🏾
Frl who tf drinks that's shi 😭😭
The one abt the girl chasing her brother around with a knife and lighter when she was younger, reminds me sm of how when my little sister would chase me and my brothers around with knives when we were younger 💀💀
it reminds me of ME 😭😭😭😭 idk what sort of evil spirit possessed me to do that shi
Eating cereal during this was the worse idea I’ve ever had
SHE GENTLY CARESSED HIS BACK
We need to talk about how underrated you are
The way I shouldn’t have watched this video while eating ice cream because now my stomach hurts. It could also be the fact that I have three different types of ice cream in one bowl
My favorite days are when Onye posts 🌸💕
this gave me some real good laughs
The one about pooping in the mom's bed reminds me of Amber Turd doing it in Johnny Depp's bed 😭😭
I can’t be the only one that is obsessed with this part: 0:14
It's so goofy 😜 and funny 🤣 I can't 😭
U aren't
the tooise roll confession is klling me lmao
,,is giving jeffry deehmer“ bro i laughed over my ass😭
15:24 its giving amber heard💀
The tootsie roll one had me rollin 😂
Fr😂
this is the first video of yours i've seen and i love you so much alr. i fw your energy sm i just subbed HWHEHEHS
12:40 “That Wasn’t Enough For Me” 😂😂😂
Too much cousin confessions… y’all need help 😭
Ong and where tf they be doing it at likeee 😭
This is keeping me alive fr
I've seen this video on my recommendation list for the past week n im finally watching it because i have nothing to do..let me jus say..u got a new sub 😂😂❤️
just subscribed! going through a lot of shit in my life right now. Thanks for making me laugh
To everyone in the thumbnails, especially the catfish one, STRAIGHT TO HELL 🤭
I literally live for your videos, I love you so much omfg ❤
love the pfppppp
I love the way you say things when there bad 💀💀 love you ❤
First video I’ve seen from you and I subscribed cuz you are funny asf😂 I love this video
Y’all onye makes me happy like she is the funniest human alive
i found this video and oh my god the intro music. such a bop. then the personality. love it
“I gave a guy cranial Daniel” 😭😭😭
This was my first watching your videos ,
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 ☠️🤣🔥
When she said so is he the kid who says he has an iPhone at home but his mom won't let him bring it I felt personally attacked🤣🤣🤣😅😅
I had a dream last night that there was a zombie apocalypse and I ate healthy people to stay alive and felt nothing 💀💀💀
your videos always make me dieee laughing💗💗
its funny to watch your vids with no sound because the hand gestures are everything lmaooo
Ayoooo 😭 hold upp
I know you be stalking the profiles after 😩😂
I love the noises and vocab lmaooo
"Yk I dont judge, but im judging-"💀💀💀
It’s always in the middle of the night 😭
Your smile is Litterly everything😩❤️like it’s beautiful and just so memorizing
“I GAVE MY BF CRANIAL DANGLE in my moms car” got me dead bro 😭😭
the word “moochie” is hilarious 😭😭😭
i’m in the video 😭 ima cry i needed that
which one🤨
Which confession was it?
WE NEED TO KNOW
tell the people
😃 waiting
The one where that person pushed their dad down the stairs reminds me of a certain game...
"What would I've done " 2:50 😂😂
Official new fan, I love your humor
My best friends dad was watching adult filmery in the living while I spent the night we have both walked in on him atleast once💀
THE WATTPAD KINKS R KILLIN ME
they're so real 4 tht but its v concerning..
Yes. they indeed shoved a whole penny in my mouth and i choked on it
this was the very first video i saw of you and i had added it to a playlist called "I think this will be fun" and it was funny asf :')
When she said ow owww he bit me 😢😢 had me crying 😂😂😂😂
Your really pretty! I love your hair! It’s so beautiful! And your really funny you always make me laugh thank you❤❤❤❤
Bro I love you and your videoz man LMAO 😂 your the best💕💕💕
The first one was giving Ginny vibes
The one about doing their cousin made me think "Sweet home Alabama"
Stooooooppp my parents got me an iPhone 5c back in middle school but wouldn’t lemme take it to school and nobody believed me til I snuck it to school and I cracked the screen 😭😭
bro i can't be laughing at 11:00pm but holy you made me
“Anger sh!t” IM DYING 😭😭
4:05 ‘ LMAOOO the way she said it ‘so I can’t say to much’😭❤️I love her 6:50 are they serious because like wtf🦸🏽♀️
The walking like a dog part bro😭😭 that is a kink it's called pet play... and it's pretty common 😭😭
Im sorry, the pushing him down the stairs one got me 😂 uh uh sis shove him down the stairs? Okay
The bike. 💀
"Ow He BiT mE" im dyinggggg
“It used to be on RUclips!? I used to watch it on instagram!” 💀
Nawl I feel like some of these confessions are straight up liessss 😭
some of them, i hope they are
0:33 yes onye, the heart is hearting.
12:09 I’m sorry but that had me dyinggg😭I had to laugh
I live for these videos
I’m in the vid- tht made me feel so much better
Yo bruh which one😦
Which one??
We need to know
10:38 I sadly have to say I've done that but havent we all at some point
12:46 it uses to be on tumblr!
It probably still is
When I was nine I would play in dog cage with my cousin and we would take turns locking each other in there I don't know why but it was fun for me at the time
💀 why tf is this funny 😭
This had me, omg your everything
First time watching you.. I already love you 💕😭
"i like flirty ppl dont flirt wit me "👀me being the most flirty person you will meet mamas lool
texting on the phone while my bf eat my punanie " omg this is so boring oww he BiT mE'' had me dieing
😂😂😂
no bc some of these JAILLLL
naw bc the begening already got me regreting this
"Jeffrey Damner"💀💀💀
1:56 had me cackling ong💀😭😭