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  • @track.vlogzz
    @track.vlogzz Год назад +7394

    “Pencils are real slippery these days” 😂😂 THAT GOT ME

  • @What-zw5fy
    @What-zw5fy Год назад +6481

    “Is this college” GIRL IT BETTER BE

  • @amberlopez8630
    @amberlopez8630 Год назад +864

    “Why do you have a group chat with your students?” ITS GIVING COLLEEN BALLIGER

  • @MyLoverIsMusic
    @MyLoverIsMusic 7 месяцев назад +241

    I AM CRYING FROM LAUGING.. HOW R PEOPLE SIMPING FOR THOSE VOICE THINGS... 😨

    • @SUTAZZZ
      @SUTAZZZ 4 месяца назад +5

      THEY NEED HELPPPPPP😭

    • @KingAlex-2v
      @KingAlex-2v 3 месяца назад +4

      some of them are but most aren't

    • @Mivik_705
      @Mivik_705 2 месяца назад

      99 likes? Ima change that

  • @Th3yHateSoph
    @Th3yHateSoph Год назад +4728

    "Pencils are really slippery these days what can I say"
    NAH FR I STARTED CRYING

  • @jureall
    @jureall Год назад +13231

    THE ABUSIVE PROFESSOR NEEDS JAIL TIME

  • @backupyoutubeaccount10393
    @backupyoutubeaccount10393 Год назад +129

    20:18 THE TEETH SUCKING IMPRESSIONS HAD ME SOBBING
    "I PREFER COOCH" LITERALLY

  • @glriaa_00
    @glriaa_00 Год назад +242

    10:45 THE GULP AFTER SHE SAID THAT WAS SO FUNNY

  • @Doodoo26262
    @Doodoo26262 Год назад +2153

    “Did he just say coochie?” I STARTED WHEEZING😭

    • @cooch_ie_bugs
      @cooch_ie_bugs Год назад +82

      “…in french”

    • @sironell_xoxo
      @sironell_xoxo Год назад +62

      If she was right, then that’d mean “napoleon’s coup d’état” would translate to “napoleon’s coochie”
      🤔

    • @Hammeringyourlies
      @Hammeringyourlies 5 месяцев назад +1

      "Napolean's Coup d’état" is "Napolean's Government Overthrow" in French; you're welcome! :3 [Putsch being the original 'coup d’état' translation]@@sironell_xoxo

  • @Eunoiq
    @Eunoiq Год назад +4516

    GIRL I LOVE YOUR ENERGY
    "I'm not smiling, this is fear"
    not to mention the
    "Pencils are really slippery these days what can I say"
    HAD. ME. WHEEZING.

    • @Kara-0nro610x
      @Kara-0nro610x Год назад +32

      Yes I was looking for someone to mention “pencils are real slippery these days what can I say” I was wheezing to lol

  • @lupinsvinyl
    @lupinsvinyl Год назад +346

    i havent been able to laugh at anything for a hot minute but "he sucked the *fuck* out of his teeth" sent me dying. i love you

    • @aprile5657
      @aprile5657 10 месяцев назад

      realll😭😭😭

  • @breais
    @breais Год назад +391

    I usually don’t watch any other RUclipsrs besides Dashie and Cory, and a few Paranormal channels, but I immediately subscribed to you after watching these videos because you are literally hilarious, and so pretty. ♥️

    • @pango_playz
      @pango_playz Год назад +15

      FR!!! This videos are so funny for no reason

  • @geto._.suguru._.3646
    @geto._.suguru._.3646 Год назад +4838

    “I’m not smiling, this is fear…” IM CACKLING 😂😭

  • @lazy_squad
    @lazy_squad Год назад +3945

    "he's hitting me, he's hitting me" got me doing the Chrissy crumble 😭😭😭

    • @jakiyahhall9723
      @jakiyahhall9723 Год назад +127

      IM DEAD ASS WATCHING THAT SCENE FROM STRANGER THINGS IM SO SERIOUS LMFAOOO

    • @lazy_squad
      @lazy_squad Год назад +41

      @@jakiyahhall9723 I'm done watching stranger things all I'm waiting for is season 5 😭

    • @im.on.saturn
      @im.on.saturn Год назад +21

      @@lazy_squad SAME LIKE IN ALMOST 1 YEAR WHY

    • @tessatata
      @tessatata Год назад +26

      THE CHRISSY CRUMBLE 😭😭😭

    • @Aliya._rocky
      @Aliya._rocky Год назад +6

      Fr tho

  • @Juliannafoster
    @Juliannafoster Год назад +23

    LMFAOO THE WAY SHE SWITCHED UP WHEN HE SAID HE WAS RICH 😭😭😭

  • @adaisabel3909
    @adaisabel3909 Год назад +143

    "i love a good emoticon" onye youre too funny girl ☠☠

  • @spirdukegaming2637
    @spirdukegaming2637 Год назад +3121

    "I hope at the end I call the police" BRO HAD ME DYING 💀💀

    • @wyatt778
      @wyatt778 Год назад +40

      Especially if it’s not college

    • @fa1ryfroggsies356
      @fa1ryfroggsies356 Год назад +8

      @@wyatt778 I-

    • @josieandjimmy.1
      @josieandjimmy.1 Год назад +4

      @@wyatt778 it is he was talking about campus

    • @wyatt778
      @wyatt778 Год назад +10

      @@josieandjimmy.1 highschools can have a campus. campuses aren’t limited to universities/college.

    • @zapzarbiedrama8285
      @zapzarbiedrama8285 Год назад +2

      @@wyatt778 ...guess this is one of dem messed up animes-

  • @joshylovesrice
    @joshylovesrice Год назад +2088

    THE PROFESSOR BETTER WRITE A APOLOGY WITH TEARS

    • @Luvvv_melanie
      @Luvvv_melanie Год назад +24

      Help LMAO

    • @estrella-xy2eh
      @estrella-xy2eh Год назад +76

      I NEED TO SEE THE TEAR MARKS ON THE PAPER BC THAT WAS BEYOND A VIOLATION 😨😨😨😨

    • @ynln3314
      @ynln3314 Год назад +23

      Fr like I’m calling the fbi as we speak girl like nha 🤨💅📱

    • @--connor.5745
      @--connor.5745 Год назад +5

      with a sad emoji

    • @chunkyduck8112
      @chunkyduck8112 Год назад +5

      THAT PROFESSOR IS ON SOMETHING FR 💀

  • @BellaBeene-Schmidt
    @BellaBeene-Schmidt Год назад +72

    “I’ll do anything for a check” got me wheezing 🤣🤣

  • @Katori-san12
    @Katori-san12 Год назад +75

    “I’m not smiling this is fear” got me on the floor wheezing 😂😂 love u onye and the heart was hearting it was so crispy ❤

  • @_phiaa
    @_phiaa Год назад +9104

    these audios are WILD, but onye reacting to them makes them WAYY more bearable. and ofc the heart is hearting 🫶🏼

    • @SimplyySarai
      @SimplyySarai Год назад +77

      no frll

    • @Meli14178
      @Meli14178 Год назад +26

      BRO FRRRR

    • @BreeIsBerrySweet
      @BreeIsBerrySweet Год назад +102

      Nah it’s the 18+ ones for the freaks 😭 the normal ones normally are cute or whatever lmao

    • @Meli14178
      @Meli14178 Год назад +11

      @@BreeIsBerrySweet FRR!!!!!‼️

    • @KrabbyPattySecretForumla
      @KrabbyPattySecretForumla Год назад +1

      @@BreeIsBerrySweet I think that’s what they meant by “these audios” lol

  • @starranderson5
    @starranderson5 Год назад +4048

    4:57 "I'm not smiling this is fear" 🤧 tell me why I relate to that 😭

    • @Fydodormywife
      @Fydodormywife Год назад +68

      No cuz when i get anxious i smile too irl. Like.... idk how to control it at that point!!

    • @Purple_kiwi_
      @Purple_kiwi_ Год назад +43

      My social anxiety when someone confuses the nervous smile with being approachable

    • @lunavz8433
      @lunavz8433 Год назад +6

      @@Fydodormywife same i nervously smile when im uncomfortable or anxious its really hard to control it

  • @blackamethyst0459
    @blackamethyst0459 Год назад +24

    “Skip the small talk in tryna get In Them drawls” THAT SENT ME TO ORBIT

  • @lemonfoxi
    @lemonfoxi Год назад +51

    the first five minutes and im already crying laughing this is the first video i’ve ever watched on this channel and i already love her

  • @AkutagawaBeater
    @AkutagawaBeater Год назад +8603

    Props to onye for traumatizing herself just to make us laugh

  • @jenny782
    @jenny782 Год назад +1390

    Her talking the whole audio and making jokes is everythingggg I swear 😭😭

  • @kitstorm.
    @kitstorm. 9 месяцев назад +26

    "pencils are slippery"
    what a smart saying.. 😂

  • @Sakuras_best_friend_tomoyo
    @Sakuras_best_friend_tomoyo Год назад +44

    6:45 *iM Not I’m WaLkIng TOwArDs ThE doOr* had me dying😭💀

  • @iluvrogersmith9032
    @iluvrogersmith9032 Год назад +1992

    “pencils are slippery” “who’s napoleon” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOT ME WEAK

    • @Asher-Bear
      @Asher-Bear Год назад +16

      🤣 made me laugh as well

    • @milkyisgood
      @milkyisgood Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marco692
    @marco692 Год назад +5435

    Onye really making this more bearable to listen to because without her talking I know I'll be traumatized

    • @annieofthestarzs
      @annieofthestarzs Год назад +18

      Lots of likes but no comments?? Thats the second comment I've seen like this so far

    • @milkyisgood
      @milkyisgood Год назад +8

      Nawwwwwww but she funny as hell though no cap!!!! Like on God on God

    • @LgFrri
      @LgFrri 9 месяцев назад +3

      True, I can't listen to this alone 😂

  • @jazzya1951
    @jazzya1951 Год назад +79

    20:13 THE LIP SMACKING 💀💀

    • @itsaiysha13
      @itsaiysha13 6 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds hella nasty 😂

  • @ellagarnes8678
    @ellagarnes8678 Год назад +24

    i love her talking back to the teacher 😭😭

  • @reneamuir
    @reneamuir Год назад +2198

    no one:
    onye, with her outside voice: WhO's NaPoLeOn?!

    • @elisakelly3391
      @elisakelly3391 Год назад +28

      If I could like could like comments a second time, I would

  • @lonelychild1940
    @lonelychild1940 Год назад +1791

    "I feel repulsed, offended if you will"
    Lmao me too

  • @connieriver
    @connieriver Год назад +5

    Bro her face looked genuinely confused when he said "your not gonna make fun of my accent?" Like what accent?-

  • @sandratudorache1463
    @sandratudorache1463 Год назад +16

    "No you wont, transfering schools" had me dying 💀

  • @louievbelt
    @louievbelt Год назад +1004

    WHEN U WERE SAYING “I DONT SOUND LIKE THAT” I COULD NOT STOP FUCKIN LAUGHIN😭

  • @laraencarnacao9864
    @laraencarnacao9864 Год назад +1007

    im crying at the calling napoleon a fake moment in history, i creased

    • @Xannyyu
      @Xannyyu Год назад +36

      ayo😭😭😂

    • @kekeoshai3482
      @kekeoshai3482 Год назад +58

      no literally I was dead😭

    • @s0ouyspi
      @s0ouyspi Год назад +35

      I almost pissed my pants laughing

    • @oliver5226
      @oliver5226 Год назад +22

      I WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 💀

    • @ariannaroman878
      @ariannaroman878 Год назад +20

      RIGHT AND IM LEARNING AB HIM RN SO ITS 10 TIMES FUNNIER

  • @avaaaaaa69
    @avaaaaaa69 Год назад +2

    “so you have a crush on me?”
    “a crush- no i said- “ HAS ME ROLLING

  • @maddyivy
    @maddyivy Год назад +7

    ‘i like that smile’ is giving ‘i like that laugh harharharhar’

  • @ce9419
    @ce9419 Год назад +798

    BRO I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE WAY YOU SAID: “I don’t sound like that…BITCH” 💀 8:23

  • @gi3500
    @gi3500 Год назад +739

    "HES HITTING ME HES HITTING ME" GIRL U HAVE ME WHEEZING CRYING

  • @miasosa6612
    @miasosa6612 Год назад +22

    I CANT SHE BE MAKING ME LAUGH EVERY FIVE SECONDS

  • @amandac41489
    @amandac41489 5 месяцев назад +7

    “Girls,lady’s,gays,they’s 😮‍💨” *the men watching this* 🧍😗

  • @Elisabeth1710
    @Elisabeth1710 Год назад +445

    “Where’s the principle when u need them, a security guard, a counselor ?”😂😂

    • @Elisabeth1710
      @Elisabeth1710 Год назад +15

      “Pencils are slippery”☠️😂

  • @mercury8198
    @mercury8198 Год назад +2046

    YOURE FEEDING US

  • @RealShit-rw3nu
    @RealShit-rw3nu 4 месяца назад +1

    IM CRYING- THE ABUSE??? "IT WAS GETTIN DOMESTIC" IM WHEEZING 😭😭😭

  • @leeanisurbina001
    @leeanisurbina001 Год назад +7

    "I'm scared 'good girl' OH IM REALLY SCARED NOW"

  • @janiyah.s
    @janiyah.s Год назад +974

    “I get bitches sir” BRO ONYE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

  • @kyli291
    @kyli291 10 месяцев назад +8

    this is the first video of yours i've ever seen and omllll i love the energy you havee 😭

  • @VictoriaSxcret
    @VictoriaSxcret Год назад +8

    If an teacher says that to me… ITS ON SIGHT ‼️💀

  • @leah-bl9tp
    @leah-bl9tp Год назад +362

    “Pencils are real slippery these days” FUCKING CRYING

    • @Axel-bm9eu
      @Axel-bm9eu Год назад +1

      @Pencil_BreakerYOUR NAME 😭😭😭

  • @MorixxS
    @MorixxS Год назад +362

    The second hand embarrassment when i listen to those audios 💀

  • @zyvaehgore6103
    @zyvaehgore6103 5 месяцев назад +4

    "did he just hit me?!" ts had me dying lmaooo but anyways u should do a girl version of this plzzzz (btw i love u, ur vids and tiktoks:))

  • @RaeganPinnell-gq3yc
    @RaeganPinnell-gq3yc Год назад +28

    7:55 made me start dying laughing, I spit out my water and everything

  • @romi2180
    @romi2180 Год назад +357

    “i’ll do anything for a check” ONYE I LOVE YOU 😭🫶

  • @georgiamathison8746
    @georgiamathison8746 Год назад +364

    "Girls, ladies, gays, theys, this is where we be f*ckin up at, this is where we be f*ckin up at." BAHAHA, ONYE... I LOVE YOUUU AAAAAHHH!

  • @Imunderurbed100percent
    @Imunderurbed100percent Год назад +4

    BRO WHEN ONYE SIAD “I think I might stop the video right here” AN AD POPPED UP AND I THOUGHT SHE ACTUALLY DID💀💀🤡

  • @gh2stmoney
    @gh2stmoney 11 месяцев назад +4

    PROFESSOR NEEDS JAIL TIMEEE

  • @_.darkie._6390
    @_.darkie._6390 Год назад +382

    "you shouldn't see it past the desk why you looking so hard" got my sprawling out laughing 😂

  • @hannah.christin_.
    @hannah.christin_. Год назад +1442

    This is Making my Depression leave the room with a sass 😂✨

  • @JABAE_448
    @JABAE_448 Год назад +6

    2:09 "... ION EVEN LIKE HIS VOICE" LMAOOOOOO ? 😭

  • @evgrace2192
    @evgrace2192 4 месяца назад +2

    I just saw one of your videos on my recommended and I can’t stop watching 😂 you are hilarious and I love how your not afraid to show your true reaction 😂

  • @kiwiofi
    @kiwiofi Год назад +120

    "no you wont. transferring schools." HOLLERINGGG 💀💀😭

  • @Eijiro_Kirishima.
    @Eijiro_Kirishima. Год назад +432

    She really come up with an excuse for EvErYtHiNg
    "Pencils are slippery"🤣🤣

    • @Tay_yay
      @Tay_yay Год назад +6

      Eijiro Kirishima what in the name of deku breaking his bones are you doing here😅😅😅😅

    • @Eijiro_Kirishima.
      @Eijiro_Kirishima. Год назад +5

      @@Tay_yay ThAtS a GrEaT qUeStIoN-

    • @ACEBELIKEDAT_
      @ACEBELIKEDAT_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Eijiro_Kirishima.Fr what you doin here

    • @Eijiro_Kirishima.
      @Eijiro_Kirishima. 11 месяцев назад

      @@ACEBELIKEDAT_ ....great question

    • @ACEBELIKEDAT_
      @ACEBELIKEDAT_ 11 месяцев назад

      @@Eijiro_Kirishima. I’m finna whoop yo ass where my belt

  • @clarissaojeda8416
    @clarissaojeda8416 9 месяцев назад +4

    GIRL I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS AND ENERGY

  • @ally19-29
    @ally19-29 10 месяцев назад +2

    It’s my first time watching your videos and I already love you girl 😭

  • @csenge974
    @csenge974 Год назад +656

    DUDE IVE BEEN CRYING FROM LAUGHING TOO MUCH THIS IS TOO GOOD 😭😭

  • @Cloudy_with_chance_of_love
    @Cloudy_with_chance_of_love Год назад +763

    Onye: is he calling me a whore I feel repulsed
    Me: I feel offended
    Onye: offended if you will
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @molliemcneill7705
    @molliemcneill7705 3 месяца назад +1

    Tysm for doing this again ilya

  • @dracuIascoffin
    @dracuIascoffin Год назад +2

    the second man literally had me INFURIATED like 😭😭

  • @boringthingcalledreality6165
    @boringthingcalledreality6165 Год назад +348

    Her commentary is always the funniest shit, everything in this video is so quotable

  • @elliottsflicks
    @elliottsflicks Год назад +407

    i’m terrified to watch this bc these men are SO SCARY but if onye’s torturing herself for us then i’m watching…the heart is hearting babe 🫶

  • @christinanigh6223
    @christinanigh6223 8 месяцев назад +1

    GIRL WE LOVEEE YOU FOR YOUR VIDS✨✨✨✨

  • @nayaas
    @nayaas Год назад +1

    GURLLLLLLLLLLL PLEASEEEEEEE DO MOREEEEEEEEEE YOUR REACTIONS ARE SO UGHHHH AND BTW YOUR SUCHHHH A MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY LIKE FR FR LIKE ONG ONGGGGG SLAYYYYY💅✨✨✨✨ i swear to god im such a lesbo for you

  • @lemonswirl9410
    @lemonswirl9410 Год назад +224

    “Pencils are slippery what can I say😀”
    gurl-💀💀

  • @onyx1860
    @onyx1860 Год назад +237

    "Hes hitting me! Abusive"
    Me knowing exactly whats happening: 🤣

    • @Ex0tic0001
      @Ex0tic0001 Год назад +13

      Yep. Its best for her not to realize what they are doing- 💀✋

    • @flowersforyouu
      @flowersforyouu Год назад +43

      @@Ex0tic0001 girl she’s a grown woman she knows 💀💀

    • @eioconomic
      @eioconomic Год назад +42

      @@flowersforyouu fr ppl acting like she clueless or sum💀

    • @prosandcon
      @prosandcon Год назад +1

      @@eioconomic CRYING 😭😭

    • @midnightblue4769
      @midnightblue4769 Год назад +1

      I think I know what he was hitting but can someone tell me so I can make sure? 😂

  • @Kori_R27
    @Kori_R27 2 месяца назад +2

    “Wasn’t planning it sir” LOL THAT AHD ME DYING

  • @Anithegamer68
    @Anithegamer68 Год назад +22

    This is my first time watching her and I couldn’t stop laughing 😭❤️

  • @artfreak_05
    @artfreak_05 Год назад +698

    So, who's gonna tell her that Napoleon was a real person.....

  • @LovelyVixcn
    @LovelyVixcn Год назад +940

    You should do one with female VA’s 😌 IF you do another one
    Edit: Not me coming back to 878 likes😅 I forgot I even made this comment

  • @animesimp4901
    @animesimp4901 Год назад

    In the beginning when onye was stalling n saying I love u made me smile sooo- GIRLIE LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @orobosaosaghae7319
    @orobosaosaghae7319 Год назад +3

    WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!

  • @lala_44427
    @lala_44427 Год назад +198

    My girl switched up HELLA fast 23:35 😂😂

  • @katalinahernandez3423
    @katalinahernandez3423 Год назад +108

    "hes hitting me! hes hitting me! this is abusive" got me dying bro LMAO

  • @Sanrio451
    @Sanrio451 6 месяцев назад

    girly always slay and SHES SO PRETTY! Gurly keep up The good work! Love y’all ❤️

  • @mqd.i4200
    @mqd.i4200 Год назад +137

    “he sucked the f outta his teeth” LMAOOO IM DYING BUT CANT LAUGH BECAUSE ILL WAKE EVERYONE UP

  • @coralinewilson8962
    @coralinewilson8962 Год назад +162

    “Girls, Gays, theys...”
    We’re all here

    • @itsaiysha13
      @itsaiysha13 6 месяцев назад

      I can’t go sleep after this video 😂

  • @user-kv3yr7hp3j
    @user-kv3yr7hp3j 6 месяцев назад +2

    shes so attractivee. i love onyeee ENERGY ON TOP

  • @Loveforgs472
    @Loveforgs472 Год назад +2

    I’m sorry, but when she even know who Napoleon is my super funny because it’s a real moment in history, and it had me dying that she didn’t know who Napoleon was but overall loved the video

  • @iammehofc1946
    @iammehofc1946 Год назад +441

    THANK YOU I NEEDED THIS I LOVE TO CRINGE AND REACT WITH SOMEONE WHEN I'M LONELY AND DOWN. 😭💅❤️✨🍷This is fine wine 😌

  • @adyyw0rld
    @adyyw0rld Год назад +49

    14:49
    "i was cool, teacher was trying to touch on me just like you"
    Man im dying💀

  • @Gingeerrrrrr
    @Gingeerrrrrr 6 месяцев назад

    Onye, I love your vids, your energy, and you❤Also, the heart always hearts😍

  • @evakukukukuku
    @evakukukukuku Год назад +18

    6:55 HELLO??CAN I SAY SMT,?!???GOOD..WELL I JUST FOUND THIS GIRL, IM WATCHING HER ONLY FOR ABOUT 7 MIND AND DAYUM-HER ENERGY?!??HELLO-MIGHT BE MY FAVOURITE NEW RUclipsR??????😭😭👍👍👍👍

  • @LunaTheMushroom
    @LunaTheMushroom Год назад +35

    17:54 Preach gurl fucking preach.

  • @idaf3028
    @idaf3028 Год назад +862

    Make this a series!! 😭😭😂

  • @almond606
    @almond606 Год назад +7

    16:00 from here and go on is sooo funny 💀💀💀💀

  • @zendayaanderson9425
    @zendayaanderson9425 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Pencils are slippery"
    That got me

  • @Ivy-ee6iq
    @Ivy-ee6iq Год назад +34

    17:59 u so real 4 this

  • @l0verxx
    @l0verxx Год назад +101

    lmfao . “i’m not smiling this is fear” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭