BRO THE CRAZY THING IS WHEN SOMEONE SAID “ running turns me on “ I LITERALLY GOT AN AD SAYING “ running is not good for you if you wanna lose weight”💀💀💀
I am just so happy that I can say we have the same mentality about coming out, I am pan but when I was younger I came out as bi, just at school and to friends, but as I grew up I realized that was pan, I never told the people I told that I was bi that I was pan I never told my mom, and to this day nobody's ever heard the words I'm pan come out of my mouth but like one person it was nobody's business but me and whoever I was/am fuckin wit at the time no one else's business, straight people don't have too come out as straight, so who are you that I must force myself into label to make it easier for you to figure out how my sexuality works, I love that mindset for us keep it up😘
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Are cousins, siblings, and step-siblings just the thing for y’all?? 🫢😕🥲😭😭😭There’s literally a billion other people in the world who are NOT FAMILY!!!!???????⁉️⁉️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😩😩🤦🏾♀️😩😩🥴
I gotta confession, im in love with my girl bsf brother, they both live in texas(im in maryland) hes 20 going on 21 and hes in the military. I went ghost for some time and my bsf ex bf blocked me(also my bsf), my bsf blocked me too, and the brother blocked me too, he was supposed to be getting deported last month(i still cry about him because i love him and i dont want him to die)
one time I was at my bestie of 10 years house, and we were going through her dads old phone and found a vid a him... y'know... also zoomed in pics of women's 😺 also I watched a dude whoop out his yk in class. then I moved schools and his gf went to my new school, he cheated on her :)
when i was 6 i played house with my older brother and cousin and they were on the bed doing IT and i just sat there playing witrh toys i'm 15 now and still have not told anybody
6:11 I relate to this since my brother has a homophobic girlfriend but one time I caught her buying a lesbian flag and a shirt that says live laugh lesbian anyway I have a crush on her 😀
BRO THE CRAZY THING IS WHEN SOMEONE SAID “ running turns me on “ I LITERALLY GOT AN AD SAYING “ running is not good for you if you wanna lose weight”💀💀💀
My reaction to this: 🐵🙊🙈🙉
M
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Oh
Crying
😅
“My dinglehopper is small” made me laugh harder than it should’ve 💀
Tips for coming out as pan: just say you like everyone, technically it’s the truth.
Huh your smart
Thats what I say when people ask me 💀💀
Literally what I tell everyone who ask hahaha
🤯🤯
thats how i came out, my fam already knew 😂
Girl we NEED that story about finding your moms phone
AGREED
@@idktbhcallmejess4856 love ur pfp
@@V3mp3lla5 Tyyy i love yours!
@@idktbhcallmejess4856 thxs and ur welcome💜💜
I really hope some of these are fake💀
me too😭
Me three ☠️
Me Fourth
Me fifth
Me sixth
why do so many of these involve incest 💀
These fucking nicknames she says got me ROLLING on the floor. ♡
“y’all boys like that? a little yink yink 👉🏻👆🏻in the stink stink”
The cousin one 😭 BRO- LIKE ALL OF THESE WERE SOMETHING BUT-
it was just too much😭😭😭
“You must’ve not learned your lesson the first time”😭
this is the moment that i realized society is 'normal'
These confessions are insane lmao😭✋
Girl yess I love ya video ❤️❤️❤️ thank you for being funny n making my day n helping me feel better! Boo keep doing what you doing 😘😘
i’m glad i can help🥺
Just to clarify the nephew situation, I became a aunt at one years old 🤣🤣
Girl is you okeey-
Bro I have nephews like 10 years older than me
@@Jasmine-wz2pm they clearly have a older sibling
ur sibling must be way older then u
@@loveemala she is lol, I wasn't planned-
I love how it got so bad she just went "everybody's going to jail, everybody"
Some of these whole crimes💀
the fact that my confession came up bro i was howling 😭
which one...
@@luvdiamond8804 it's at 5:39 😭
@@yannah.4840 oh, I'm sorry that happened to you
oml im so sorry
@@Weirdhuman411 it's fine he's not in my life anymore and i'm over it 😁
"And I hope you have rose cleaner” 😂😂😂😂
what does the rose emoji mean 😭
@@camrynwithers9282 coochie boochie
Fr
@@camrynwithers9282 it’s a type of vibe🌹
It’s just a whole lot of federal shit goin onnn wtf 🤣🤣
tbh..💀💀
I am just so happy that I can say we have the same mentality about coming out, I am pan but when I was younger I came out as bi, just at school and to friends, but as I grew up I realized that was pan, I never told the people I told that I was bi that I was pan I never told my mom, and to this day nobody's ever heard the words I'm pan come out of my mouth but like one person it was nobody's business but me and whoever I was/am fuckin wit at the time no one else's business, straight people don't have too come out as straight, so who are you that I must force myself into label to make it easier for you to figure out how my sexuality works, I love that mindset for us keep it up😘
You are the funniest person ever and your videos make my day
I swear the way you censor some of these words is the best part 😭😭
Plot twist: half of these confessions are from people in Alabama
Yesss
HAHAHAHA LMFAO
7:37. errybody goin to JAIL💞😍🫶🏻
3:02 not her hitting them with the immediate ‘and where are your PARENTAL GAURDIANS?’
The fact that my confession came up 😭😭
Which one
@@OFFICIALALYSSAT the stabbing my best friend one
@@zinhlemoagi6172 OH
Ive been waiting for this 😭
i knowwww i was lackin😭😭
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Girl plsss upload the ones that got taken down from tiktok too - those had me crying😭
i made a whole tiktok page for it @onyesconfessionals 😂😂😂
Nah cause how did that on person acquire there father AND brother's "Mucus"
Are cousins, siblings, and step-siblings just the thing for y’all?? 🫢😕🥲😭😭😭There’s literally a billion other people in the world who are NOT FAMILY!!!!???????⁉️⁉️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😩😩🤦🏾♀️😩😩🥴
I'm new but I am just in love with your videos already. You are like the best friend I never had but wished I had 💖😭😂
why is everyone fornicating their cousins...
I’m just really hoping the 4 year old story is fake bc that’s sad 😕
The ads: 3 signs you’re addicted to stress
Me: I’m just not going to question the accuracy ✋😭
shucking his cord? 😂😂 oh yeah I’m using that
I gotta confession, im in love with my girl bsf brother, they both live in texas(im in maryland) hes 20 going on 21 and hes in the military. I went ghost for some time and my bsf ex bf blocked me(also my bsf), my bsf blocked me too, and the brother blocked me too, he was supposed to be getting deported last month(i still cry about him because i love him and i dont want him to die)
my mother loves these videos
What 💀💀💀
@@Iheart_chucky my mom watches them with me☠️
@@soleilshearrt 💀💀
BRIUHHHH HELP
@@soleilshearrt 💀💀
3:58 cause nah wtf?? this better be fake 😭
not the rats💀
5:30 girl it is a thing I’m 16 and my nephew is 24
My sister is younger than my nephew too.
YOU FUNNY .. 😂😂 im finnaa subscribe !!!
“ wait can you drive “
Shink shink in the stink stink?😭😃
Also you’ve done what in the back of the car😃🤔
10:16 sweet home alabama
DILAPADOSE💀💀
It’s time to make Shame popular again
IM FFIIRRSST 🗣 BTW I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS 😙😙
thank youuuuuu☺️
"Why doesn't anyone suck my toes? "😂 Had me dead
When I was younger I was so stupid that fell and broke my head literally
Not cranial daniel 😭
8:15 capping nah there’s so many levels to that
The intro gets me every time😭
Hi Onye! I love your videos so much and ur so funny. Ur also rly pretty
Legit though if you had experiences like these, therapy would be a good option cause that is traumatizing.
2:53
I am supposed to be doing a quiz rn but this made me laugh that I almost got caught 😭😭😂😂
i have the same story as 5:46 expected i did it and he was telling me “oh your doing it wrong you gotta do it like this” …. I WAS 6
🙃
„So you got daddyissues?“ that hit deep😮💨
so late 😥 but the heart is HEAR-TING
BRO THE LAST ONE-
I LOVE THESE VIDEOS OMFG THESE CANT BE REAL
The heart was hearting🤝
5:29 I was a auntie 3 years before I was born😂 (my sister was 18 btw yes a very big age gap)
9:30 savage😂
All the ones with family involved... sweet home Alabama!!!!
Bro I saw the intro and I already know I'm gonna love this video.
I wasn't disappointed you bout funny as hell😭
these confessions are jokes..😰 CS AINT NO WAY THIS IS REALLL
Not the foot king 😭😭
FINALLY and im the first comment
the names you come up with 😭
one time I was at my bestie of 10 years house, and we were going through her dads old phone and found a vid a him... y'know... also zoomed in pics of women's 😺
also I watched a dude whoop out his yk in class. then I moved schools and his gf went to my new school, he cheated on her :)
HERE HAVE SOME HOLY WATER gives holy water
@@sakuraribbon jeez I forgot abs this post- thanks tho lol. *takes holy water*
PLEASE THESE METAPHORSS OMGG 😭
So everyone be needing therapy
NAH CAUSE WHY DID YOU SAY ROSE WATER
Honestly Imagine how it feels to see your confession pop up on the screen😭😭
“Running turns me on” LMAO
runnin?? thts straight up concernin..
3:53 I’m dead I’m sorry I had to laugh 😂😢
6:08 no, go around telling people it’s true but that his meat is SMALL!!!!!😂😂😂
9:52 why did this also happen to me as well.. we were both seven and it was her idea 🤦🏽♀🤦🏽♀
You should here the things that girls and boys do at my school (they're all in 6th grade
3:40 i’m sorry i laughed out loud
Why is it always the cousin😭
6:02 tell everyone he was horrible at it 💀
How do u sense the internet being used 😂
when i was 6 i played house with my older brother and cousin and they were on the bed doing IT and i just sat there playing witrh toys i'm 15 now and still have not told anybody
People like this exist and it fucking scares me /lh/hj
Ur so funny omg Ilysm!!!
Bro I saw the thumbnail anddd… HOW TF IS “RATS” AND “LET THEM BLOW MY BACK OUT AT NIGHT” IN THE SAME SENTENCE OKAY????
Gurl I can’t have insta but I have SO MANY confessions
9:30 ate
5:32 well it could be like a step or half brother from other parents side
Is this your natural hair?? Bc the heart is HEARTING
OMG you look exactly like my sister
7:24 thts hot nd all but y u stab him 😭😭
6:11 I relate to this since my brother has a homophobic girlfriend but one time I caught her buying a lesbian flag and a shirt that says live laugh lesbian anyway I have a crush on her 😀
I js fount u today and u my fav now 😭😭
RUclips don't take this down
if this is real im never stepping out the house again cuz oh hell nah😭 and im not joking
10 DOLLARS 😂😂😂😂!??
Just take a second to look how beautiful she is 😊