Self-Conscious Computer (feat. Anna Akana) - JACK & DEAN
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
- Dean's been looking at newer models online.
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A ColourTV Production
Executive Producers: Matthew Harvey, Jay Pond-Jones & Rebecca Hewett
Directed by Jack Howard
Written by and Starring Jack Howard & Dean Dobbs
Featuring Anna Akana / annaakana
Produced by Leah Draws
Director of Photography - Ciaran O'Brien / ciaranobrien
First Assistant Camera - Rachael Hutchings
Sound design by Dan Pugsley www.danpugsley....
Sound recordist - Tom "Tommy Boom" Bartlett www.tombartlett...
On set computer voice - Reb Day / reb_day
Special thanks to Hazel Hayes, Khyan Mansley, Jacob Trueman, Mike Trueman, Benjamin Cook, Paul Neafcy, Sammy Paul, Tim Hautekiet, Dom Fera, Tim Kish, Eddie Bowley and Tom Ridgewell
this is the most uncomfortable extended metaphor ive ever heard
even as someone who uses a usb everyday, i feel guilty about it not always being on the computer i have at home. i'm sorry toshi, bae!
This makes me think the public computers are whores
Ikr
I'm laughing! 😆
Mr. Perezident they’re the same thing
*I wasn't drawing on chest hair*
Zoe Weaver
Shattered Erase
Anthony Delorme
mrhightech1117
Zoe Weaver *I didn’t ask*
I was waiting for the floppy disk joke that never came.
Neither did Dean
ayyy it's the portalanimationguy.
Because the vast majority of their core audience don't know what a floppy disc is
Oh my god
🎵I want your floppy disk to be my hard drive🎵
"IF IT WASN'T FOR JACK I'D NEVER GET TURNED ON" I'm screaming
this must have been so funny to write I adore you guys
tbh im rlly relating to that
Literally just imagining them cracking up writing the script omg
heard that while reading it
Gives a whole new meaning to "Touch Screen"
Ya not wrong
Am i too dumb
Funny
O H G O D
Not really. 😉
that was the perfect length awkward pause at the end
Ha
The real question is... HOW DID DEAN GET NAKED SO QUCKLY?!
he wasn't wearing clothes in the first place
Ever heard of magic?
"The Power of Love." - Huey Lewis and the News, 1985
Highlight clothes, Right click, Cut
Magic
One of the funniest videos at BufferFest
MacDoesIt OMFG I FUCKING LOVE YOUR VIDEOS, YOU ARE THE GAYEST, BEST, MOST FABULOUS PERSON ALIVE ON THE UNIVERSE!
THANKGOD I FOUND YOU IN THE TREACHEROUS COMMENT SECTION!!💗💗💗💗💓
MacDoesIt I LOVE YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS
Maccccccc ayyyyyy
I love ur vidssss
MY FIRST QUEEN WATCHES MY OTHER QUEENS OML DKDXNXIS
i don't know if i should laugh or question what i just watched
gerard way lmao me neither so I did both😂😂
me too lmao
well hello again
qansa a haha heyy
Life's short and hard. Take it easy and laugh at what you can, we're all gonna die.
"You treat me like an inanimate object."
I can't....Oh my god....
Is the profile pic A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
Maybe
@@mayakirkhouse7748 PINKIE PIE- what did we say about cussing outside of the show? (This is a joke btw, please don't take it to seriously ;w;)
you really deserve more exposure! .... except maybe Dean. any more exposure and he would get flagged as inappropriate.
😂🤦♂️ rip Dean.
Green lantern sucks
It's funny where I'm from, we call USB sticks "fingers"
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh really
@imsorrybutyournotgettingmyrealname sopleasesodoff not 100% sure about OP, but I'm from Hong Kong and we call USBs "fingers" in Cantonese:)
Dean... you just aren't her TYPE
I'll go home.
please stay
+Katie O'Dowd Love it.
Goodbye!
The great thing about computer puns is that they work for ages... they're hard-waring.
I'll help you out 😂
If you'd shown me this in 2007 I would've thought it was a documentary about the future of technology
And then screamed cause I was 7
I've seen your comments on so many videos today how are you so consistently funny
Chris Hansen you literally just watched a video about a computer having sex with a human I don't think you can call me dumb
Hugohopser wait no I'm right because i was referring to being 7 in 2007 which i was... it doesn't need to be conditional if it happened;)
Anna Woods why do I keep seeing you here
I would've been not born yet, well when in 2007?
Clever AND hilarious! Love it!
+StevenBridges love YOU
Haha
@@TheOddExplorers
You're what's wrong with the internet.
We miss your videos Steven...
Always rewatch them, one of my favorites on the youtube)
@@DoubleSidedSpoon I will make a return :)
"If it weren't for Jack I'd never get turned on anymore."
-A sentence uttered by MANY people.
ohshitohshitohshit
No subscribers With no vids, you’re name is a lie
This is just one big innuendo, isn’t it?
squishyphan Definitely!
WOWZA!
wow what gave it away
yeah… im an idiot
Why did I read your comment with Dean's voice?
THE ENDING WTF GUYS
Zoe Weaver literally any jack and dean sketch
i think you meant EVERY :)
why? what else would he be doing?
Zoe Weaver He's hot
You seen the balloon one?
That was really clever. I can't believe "Can we still fix this?" And "I don't know this time, Dean" nearly goddamn broke my heart. Since when did you guys sound genuine??
a sequel where Dean doesn't 'safely remove his USB' and the MacBook becomes pregnant with an iPad...except wait, it comes out a Samsung galaxy tab **gasp** she's been cheating on him this whole time ****drammmaaa***
new headcannon, I like it
that is going on the papers for the week of incredible ides it would also be sad but hey its a great idea
:O
Yes!
I'm 3 years too late to this, but by gosh, yes. We need this sequel
I 👏 need 👏 bloopers 👏
YEEEESSSSSSSSS
👏🏻 We 👏🏻 All 👏🏻 Do 👏🏻
We 👏 need 👏 more
Yeeeeeeeessssssssssss
Why do girls clap when they talk to me?
Girl: why 👏 aren't 👏 you 👏 listening?
Should I respond with : I'm 👏 really 👏 really 👏 sorry
Take a shot after every innuendo
Jazz Griff *dead*
Breaking News: 22 people have died of alcohol poisoning.
DuLvzkgkv hxhj. I...I di..I...did..it
Okay... I'm off to die
Psssst, I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Maybe you need a CD-ROMance...I'll show myself out.
No, stay here. You deserve it.
I was gonna make a RAM joke but... no
It's a great sight
This is my favorite Black Mirror episode
"*What else would I be doing*"
Laura ._. You fucked up mate
" *What else would I be doing* "
this is uncomfortable
You said what we were all thinking
i made the unfortunate decision to click on this video during dinner at the table. needless to say, my family does not share the same sense of humour.
+elly. lmao. I am so sorry for you xD
I know right
I can't see how
Laptop: it's... different
Me: Ross is that you?
Lol, it’s so funny thinking back on all the tv shows where they say “it’s different.” I can only think of two right now(friends and good girls), but I know there’s many more.
Good different?
"Yes! What else would I be doing?"
--I laughed so hard my mom was concerned about me
This was fantastic!!
SamChaplinify ...
SamChaplinify hmm
Hugohopser No I think he meant that the sketch was fantastic
i did, thank you haha!
SamChaplinify I love your videos! 💕
I've never watched Her but seems close enough.
"There's something else...He's been using other devices!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!"
I have the same model as Dean does... Now I'm more self-aware of my self-conscious computer.
First ten seconds and I’m hooked.
Joy Nicole the first 2 seconds for me.
Joy Nicole thumbnail did it for me...
That computer is my spirit device 😂
Chicken Permission II
Technological appropriation
Surely someone will give her the USB, she'd probably take 2 USB's at the same time at this point.
www.GPcarAudio.com my compute can take two USBs and an HDMI at the same time
@@rulerworld1289 are you slut shaming?
“After all, why have human interaction when you have dangerously overheating inanimate objects to keep you company.” -Troye Sivan
I didn't know I wanted this collab, but I did
Of course this is the video my mom walk in on me watching
OMG same
"I DIDNT CONSENT TO A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP" PURE COMEDY GOLD
Her (2013)
yejin
bless
i feel like i need to re evaluate my life after watching this
hannah Im in a polyamorous relationship with all my devices
*This totally sounds like they're talking about something else...Yep I get it now* 🤦♀️
Yeah… Like they're talking about… the economy.
Its not about women if that's what you're insinuating.
Bella Pearce Fucking. They're talking about fucking. ;)
@@krulen12 geese
krulen12 Whoah! Where’d you get that idea from?!?! This video has literally nothing to do with something disgusting like that! In fact, I find that I can relate to many of the USB problems they mentioned. Great tutorial btw, guys
I'M A COMPUTER, I'M A COMPUTERY GUY, EVERYTHING MADE OUT OF BUTTONS AND WIRES
I LITERALLY SCREECHED AND STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN HE WALKED IN ON DEAN THE DIALOGUE IS JUST TOO FUNNY IM CRYING WELL DONE BOYS
is that Karen from spongebob
sleeprs You could slice the sexual tension between Karen and Plankton with a spatula in that show.
No, Caren has twice the processing power of a laptop
this made me slightly uncomfortable, but I can't stop laughing... well done, lads. well done. 😂✨✨
"YES! what else would I be doing?"
*I don't think they're talking about computers...*
Go on Jack and Dean! Back at it. Brilliant watch 👌
This is amazing!! 😂
Update: I finished watching the whole thing and realised it was actually the weirdest video U’ve made
Martina Morale true
Jack’s “Whaaaaaat?” At 1:37 makes me so happy-
I was covering my eyea with a hand for half of the sketch
I didn't turn it off
I just feld awkward
"Well at least Jack puts the USB is the right way round the first time" me: woah step back!
I love how you guys use this method of story telling. You deal with real problems by adding comedy to it, while still getting the point across. Well done 👏
This is possibly the strangest thing I've ever seen... I love it.
4 years later and this is still the most uncomfortable but funny Jack and Dean video I’ve ever watched
OMG THIS IS GENIUS
Lmao the innuendo of this video
"I just need disk space" is honestly my favourite joke in this sketch.
This is so dramatic Lmfao love it
This is SO Jack and Dean, glad they went back to this
oh my god this is crazy
I love how everything is an innuendo it's incredible
Computer : he's using other devices
Jack: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNOOOO WWWAAAYYYY
You've been looking at newer models, Jack!
That was the best part!
*"what else would I be doing?"*
God bless Dean's dedication to acting and comedy.
Reminds me of an 07 - 08 RUclips. I have missed sketches like this. Nostalgic for me. glad I found this video
This is one of those rare sketches that make me go: *wtf*
What I'm thinking is: this is the movie “Her" if it took place in the UK and it starred these two blokes
i love how it starts with jack getting caught by dean doing something awkward and finishes with dean getting caught doing something awkward by jack
I love this. I love how you took the idea of the of it having human emotions
Amazing ending right there. Laughed with tears in my eyes. Well done on this :)
Amazing
THE ASSASSIN1237 you were first
Why did I nearly cry when dean found out about what she and jack had done
And suddenly Jack drawing on chest hair has become a normal thing to walk in on
"i didnt consent to a polyamorous relationship"
(me watching on my PC while scrolling through Reddit on my phone) : wonder who thats for
The hell did I just watch! 😂 ... brilliant 😂👌🏻
*I have never both hated and loved something so much at the same time*
Comedy Genius, it's just gold, acting is amazing, and the outdated Mac actually had a purpose.
*sweats in 4 home servers, a pc and a laptop*
sometimes i even put 5 things in my laptop's ports at once
Can't believe I started getting emotional over this.
This is amazing. I just... Oh my.. I don't know what to say bc I'm laughing too hard..
The ending though 😂😂😂 omg I love this awkwardness
AAAAAHH ANNA AND JACK AND DEAN. THIS IS A COLLAB STRAIGHT FROM MY DREAMS
That was brilliant
This is pure genius!! xx
I sure do love having chest hair like a man, right fellas?
Can we please, _please_ appreciate the creativity behind this? The puns and the analogies are just AMAZING. I don't know how you guys come up with this stuff and I'm floored *every time*. Keep it up, guys.
You have humanized them. We cannot go back.
This is MORE than a bit niiiice
This is vewy nice
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN😂😂😂
Idk what ending i expected but it sure as heck wasnt that
I’m now self-conscious about how I treat my devices. Thanks J&D
Ooh shit “if it weren’t for jack I wouldn’t get turned on”
I'm watching this on a MacBook and it feels uncomfortable
I accidentally sent my film teacher this before watching it all the way through. I want to die.
You know, there's not always a perk to sharing Dean's name.
This is the funniest and most uncomfortable thing I have ever watched.