The Goblin - JACK & DEAN
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2018
- That? That's a goblin living under the stairs...
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A ColourTV Production
Executive Producer - Jay Pond-Jones
Directed and Edited by Jack Howard
Written by and Starring Jack Howard & Dean Dobbs
Co-director - Matt Holt
Featuring David Elms, Lizzie Daykin, Bertie Gilbert & Savannah Brown
Produced by Rebecca Hewett & Leah Draws
Director of Photography - Ciaran O'Brien / ciaranobrien
Camera Operator - Ade Goss
First Assistant Camera - Rachael Hutchings
Camera Trainee - Em Cooke
Gaffer - Christine Alexander
Art Director (and pretty much everything else) - Reb Day / reb_day
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley www.danpugsley.co.uk/
Sound recordist - Will Loxley
Costume - Cecily Mitchell
Make Up by Diandra Ferreira
Runner - Charlotte Gordon 
Приколы
fittieeeeee
doddleoddle love you dodie💖
love you dodie💖
Is it just me or was that the most disturbing video from Jack and Dean??
Love you Dodie
GCcrankum It's definitely just you! Do you not remember the one about Naziism!?
Harry potter has changed
Ryan True BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHA
OMG
THIS COMMENT HAS LEFT ME ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING OML
Ryan True You would too if you were stuck under the stairs
*"GIMMIE THE BABY"*
"Tone it down a notch will you?"
*_"GiMmiE tHe baBy"_*
Anna Woods best bit
I cried and pissed myself at that point
1 thousanth like
I was wrong, just don't say it
Anna Woods gets out bag of kiss lips
*LiPs* *kIsSEs*
Dean as a goblin is funnier than I could have ever imagine. Sequel please.
Matt Lobster can u do u as a lobster tho
I came here to say the very same!
He deserves an Oscar.
Yea
OMG Matt you’re actually alive?
I thought for sure the lips were coming off in that kiss.
come on that would´ve been perfect
same
Missed a trick there, dean
Glad I wasn't the only one who had this disturbing thought 😥
That would have been a little too predictable for me. What I like about Jack and Dean is that they never do what I expect them to.
"basil" might be the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
Brilliant.
1:44
Ye basil...
Me and my best friend just keep saying "basil" to each other before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.
The way he tries to say "gimmie the baby" gentler kills me every time! Top notch acting! And the whole thing is comedy gold (as always)
*GoLd?*
@@theteutonking3306 oh god, oh fuck
Give the Goblin some gold
GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME MOTHERFUCKING GOLD
And the way he goes cross eyed
I had the "Gimme the baby" line stuck in my head throughout my organic chemistry final. There I was, trying to take a final that determines my gpa, which in turn determines whether I keep my scholarship, and all I could think was "GIMME THE BABY". So thanks for that.....
Life can be very strange.
Did you pass?
Did you pass?
@Marrick Curia keep it in your pants
@@SPFLDAngler Keep it in your pass
I am slightly concerned at how good Dean's goblin acting is
Sonny Etchell lol me too. It’s to real
Unnerving...was he born a goblin?
@@collinsje5 he is a goblin
Act? What do you mean act
Way too real
As someone who works for an Estate Agent, I can confirm that there are Goblins under everyone’s home
Once I told my cousins that "UFO" stands for "Under Floor Oranges".
Not too sure why.
My house doesn't have stairs, do I still have goblins?
James Smith Underneath the floorboards
ItsJoeDoe he's in the ceiling then.
StickMaster500 I’m not sleeping tonight
I think my favorite thing about this video is that I've seen it about 10 times and I only just noticed the woman at the start is talking about the amount of plug sockets.
Never actually noticed that till you commented this, and I've watched this a good 30+ times XD.
Basil?
*basil*
I read that as Basil.. the name first...
Dean is so fucking good in this 🌟🙌
denise van wijk I know, right?!
Yup
Type casting.
What if it’s not acting?
100% expected him to bite jacks goddamn face off
SmexyRula or at least his lips
I def thought he was gonna take his lips.
LIPS
When he wanted the kiss, I thought he was going to take off Jack's lips. How graphic would that be?!?!
yeah same here
Answer: YeS
Level of graphicness is YeS
I tought the same
Yea same.
He's a Goblin, not a barbarian. We can't just have too many lips going around. Think of the economy. We can't have too much inflation. And see it from the bright side, that couple got themselves a nice human to play with. It's always nice to keep pets around. And when you're done with them, well at least you got 2 lips out of it. And some food.
I'm a Vegan Gobbo so I only eat Vegetarians.
"Leaving out food or gold?"
"Don't act likes that's a stupid thing to say, there's a goblin in the cupboard."
LOGIC
Nah gobber only want lips.
lips.
stop saying lips.
Shannon Green REnT GimMiE
NEVER! I'm poor, I would turn out my pockets to prove it but I can't afford them.
That, a few times an hour, for a few month, to anyone.
Lips
U like punk duck and jack and dean mad head
dean *gobbs*
mastermind
Maaan, fuck yoi for that one 😂
LIPS
Dean was incredible in this
Yup, he freaks the shit out of me
sam complimenting dean? did cas die? XD
I mean when you don't have to act, thinks are easier. Man did she look good though that Gobbo. The lips I'd give for her...
@@daxtro5492 omg it took me a full minute to get that!
Also, cas kinda did die.
why am i both very amused and not at all surprised that dean managed to get the word “fitty” into this
Lips
that's free real estate
empie Hahahaha
Is that a vine reference 😏😏😋
May Chesley no..
I ' M W H E E Z I N G
For some reason “oh he’s got basil in there” killed me lol
Seriously though, can we have the bloopers of Jack kissing goblin Dean or nah? :'D
I'd bet that was the blooper
"Give me a kiss, fitty" IM SCREAMING
"Youre fuckin nice"
😂😂
This must be the maddest sketch you've done. I love it
sophie I was gonna argue freaky mouth pizza but I think you may be right ahaha
the greatest kiss in film history
...or at least the creepiest.
I REALLY want to see the bloopers to this video
Who doesn’t
*”L I P S !”*
If you press 2 you get to that scene at the start
...did you just say ‘lips’?
Dean has a great goblin voice.
"Take it down a notch."
*Proceeds to go cross-eyed* "Gimme da baby."
*_69th like. What have I done...?_*
@@stonksboinz Blasphemy..
@@MonoCrowbo what do you mean: blasphemy?
Xan D it’s a reference to another of there sketches I think
@@azaleawater I don't know why he keeps putting his face into the toast... kids eh?
1:22 that subtle hand movement of Jack's tho...
That took a dark turn.
Fergus Griggs Yeah what do they want jack to do
Please for the love of god can we have some bloopers for this
I’ve watched this so many times that randomly in my every day life I find myself saying “lips” like the goblin does with no context and usually just to myself, help.
_”Lips”_
“GIMME THE BABY”
“Disease, disease, disease, Basil”
“KISS”
FINALLY THEY KISS
Brendon Urie Is My Religion YASSS FINALLY
they have like 3 times on stage 😂
Katie Brant exactly, you guys are late you should check their stage kisses 😂
y e s
Ur username is my religion
Dean looks a little different, did he get a tan?
Dd Loves i think it was a haircut...?
Elizabeth Grace No he's just got new shoes
Don't forget he painted his nails
I think he's got some eyeliner on? I'm sure its his eyes that look different
Grace H maybe coloured contacts?
I’m an estate agent, and I can confirm that this is what 90% of my job involves
Goblins?
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 humans... although, see it as a way to make back 2 lips on the purchase.
the disease bit made me cry it's so good
God that make up on dean is amazing
Sparkie it’s actually the opposite of makeup, the dean face u know and love is a very expensive and believable layer of makeup that he removed for this video. He’s very brave.
Sparkie what makeup?
"GIV ME DA BAYBEE"
No one seems to be talking about how truely terrifying that ending is... Jack just got sold to goblins, who use lips as currency and probably eat babies.
I'm scared for him...
*“Fittiiie”*
*“YoU’rE FuCkInG NiCe!*
would you say you were....sober when you had the idea for this? Whatever the catalyst for this work of art was, keep doing it
Aww you can stay under my stairs creepy goblin dean
Beemovie Cookiebish
Ur wrird
Is that a euphemism?
Beemovie Cookiebish YOUR ICON JSJEJEBD HAHAHH
The goblin voice, I can't deal with it, I cried laughing at "basil", "give me the baby" and "kisses"
God, I love this. Amazingly written boys!
2:44 Fittie, you're f*cking nice, pretty boy, pretty! 😂😂😂
2:43 full thing
Dean could you be any more amazing? And Jack's deadpan delivery is perfect as usual! Love you both!
When Jack and Dean upload my will to live increases
I need to see bloopers of this 😂
JACK, YOUR ACTING AT THE END IS SO FRICKEN GOOD!! I LOVE IT!!! You actually looked genuinely scared and forgotten and neglected, are you okay? And, Dean, everything about the Goblin was amazing; you executed the role so well. Well done. 👏👏👏👏👏
Edit: fast-forward 2 years later, wow this comment is cringey, ugh. I still mean everything I said tho, it was great acting on both of your behalfs. This is one of the videos I always come back to and it's great everytime. Well done guys!
Role? He just took of the make-up...
Dean is actually a goblin didn’t you know
GHIMMEEE THEEE GHBAYBEE
this must've been so hard to film
He has a bag of lips and you want me to kiss him. SEEMS SENSIBLE.
I also got the feeling the "pretty boy" and "fittie" bits weren't scripted 😂
Can someone please fanfiction this shite??
When he says “basil” he literally sounds exactly like Gollum 😂
i have many questions but want no answers
Its better that way.
That ending was priceless
GiMmE the BabEee
Can i just acknowledge that at 3:45 when Dean runs away he has no colour on his feet but he's green everywhere else?
Ah yes. Lips are common currency in the goblin world.
Ten seconds after the video ended, I screamed, "wait... DID JACK AND DEAN JUST KISS?!?!?!" 😂😂😂😂
This is like my absolute favorite Jack and Dean skit that isn’t an “All Trades” video. I can’t count how many times I’ve watched it lol
Just Dean growling compliments at Jack is one of my favourite things to date. XD
This is why the wait between jack and dean videos is worth it, hilarious!
every sketch from you guys is a gift from the heavens.
“You fing pretty boi.”
“If he gives you a kiss, will you go away?”
“YES.”
Ik this is just a comedy sketch from a year ago, but this video means so much to me somehow..
What kind of Harry Potter fanfic is this?
RoyalyReagan my kind
Was this Goblin!Harry and Real Estate Agent!Draco AU? Is there a following for that? My research has led to dead ends, I _must_ uncover this mystery!
Dean saying GIVE ME THE BABY got me tbh
Dean's expression at the end gives me chills
I’ve been saying “lips” in the goblin voice nonstop since I saw this yesterday
It's the best sketch of 2018, I repeat, it's the best sketch of 2018, this is not a drill I am creasing.
Ok but....Dean with long black acrylic nails is iconic
i am dead at the way he proudly shows the bag of lips and moves hips eyebrows and says "L I P S"
very good character development in 5 second, but for real im dead
3:20 *the jack and Dean shippers have entered the chat*
It's always been my dream to star in a Jack and Dean video.
Thanks for making it a reality guys.
Jasmine Wadsworth same. are you the goblin that is living under the stairs? i'm the one with the blue hair.
Jasmine Wadsworth SAME
I’m usually the trash can in the background
Ending darker than Infinity War.
god I'm just coming back to these sketches after a while and I remember how beautifully written and acted every sketch is, have recommended it so much and it's so nice to rewatch, absolutely love the stuff especially the show... excellent stuff lmao
"fitttyyy you're fookin niicccceeee" gets me every time
this is simultaneously one of the funniest and most uncomfortable videos i’ve ever watched 😂😂 wonderful job, this is great guys xx
LIPS
I never know how to comment on your videos...What the hell? I'm laughing but I'm...very disturbed.
this comment is a big mood
Not disturbed here. Just excited and amused, really.
This comment is perfect really
Best kind of humour
My word this is a masterpiece.
I'm pissed they don't even 1 mill yet, they deserve 5
I, for one, am glad that "Lips!" is now a new meme.
You guys are the best.
'Lips' is now an inside joke with me and my friends now we at least quote it five times a day and it never fails to make me laugh
"kiss me you fitty" is one of the most british and relatable things ever
This is my absolute favourite Jack and Dean sketch. Every time I watch it I laugh hysterically.
Next episode, Dodie saves Jack from Dean the goblin
I’m really thrilled that videos like this are being made. Nonsensical and unpredictable. Just how I like my RUclips. I’d wait an eternity under a staircase for your videos. Thanks for keeping your creativity alive guys!
The shippers are slowly crying rn
"LIPPS"
"Stop saying lips"
"BLEEEEEEGH"
I had to rewatch that sketch several times over the past days. It may very well be my favourite one from anyone ever. It is just so perfect. The portrayal of the goblin is golden and the subtitles are a nice bonus. Love it!
Bloopers?
Leo please
The little laugh after Jack says "A goblin that lives under the stairs" makes me laugh so much!
Jack @ 3:33 - "This happens every time!"
Me - "...how many times have you kissed that goblin??!!"
It's taken many viewings of this for me to realise that they've gone out of the way to paint Deans legs green where his trousers are torn, but they didn't paint his feet
Dean sounds exactly like Gollum 😂😂
Alexmccool ' right
It reminds me too much of a harry potter and lotr crossover :')
WAIT THAT WAS ACTUALLY DEAN??? HOLY SHIT HE LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT
Yup
Especially at 1:45
That is some WICKED makeup. Wow.
Love this guys! Your videos never fail to be amazing 😊
ayyyyy!
1:43 is the reason I can maintain my mental health
"think about it as an opportunity to learn about another culture" love this two