The legend of zelda but link is gonna regret breaking all those pots. Breton, wear green or blue clothes, any 1 handed weapon and shield, or bloodskall blade, or auriels bow.
@@udozocklein6023 fr its dehumanizing seeing them reduced to their own sections and the argonians ONLY getting the docks LIKE WTF MAN THEY GOTTA SLEEP IN ONE ROOM at least some dark elves can own property and be shopkeepers ig
When I was younger, I thought it was odd we couldn’t have followers with shouts. But, that would not be very lore friendly. However, a few years later when I discovered modding. I did give some custom followers a few shouts… It did not end well, just as much as some of the runs here.
I got some with shouts and also a fus staff so instead of yelling there is a staff that insta shoots you back like the jarls do haha and then i got one amplified by 200 that you can out on your bow and weapons and when you hit someone they are sent sky rocket 😂 full force
I have a mod that reduces shout recharge time to 0,0,0 for all words. Though it also applied that to other enemies.. like draugr deathlords. Which meant I finally got a taste of my own medicine being fus ro dah-ed constantly
@@Aragon1500 That is exactly why I love resurrecting dragur deathlords. They can fus-ro-da and use the disarm shout on enemies. I'm always a bit sad when my deathlord buddy turns into dust eventually.
This might be easier if you started as a Breton and just kept summoning your patronus to be ragdoll-skullfucked instead. It was nice to see the jarls getting some exercise, regardless. Fat bastards usually just sit around and give quests. Practically spitting on a working man like Joov.
Is there a way to mod so that each time an NPC says something a dragon appears, ultimately making more dragons appear? Then pick a quest in one of the cities for your challenge
@@Joov A little longer to code, whenever an npc says someone or something's name, it spawns (unless it's like a god or something) You might be able to get tts to catch in-game speech and make the spawns from there, since I know dougdoug got that working
Jarls spawning: Yay, free for all!!! Ulfric spawns: *FUS, RO, DAH!* "Where did everyone g-" "Oh there you guys are!" *FUS RO DAH!* Now repeat that conversation 999X times.
Honestly that announcer bit was top tier. I wouldn't have been able to keep that schtick up for five seconds and you did it for like a solid thirty to forty.
Someone on stream asked if I could commentate an NPC battle like it was Esports. I knew I had a dumb bit somewhere on the channel like that but couldn’t remember where to direct them! Thank you!
It's like a weird episode of Game of Thrones, oonly in this one the kings actually do fight in the melee! Dude this is so funny, i cant stop laughing! TY! After seeing you getting clocked for like 30 time i really didn't think you would make it to ding-dong-ditch the Greybeards, but you did! You absolute madman! XD
for a second i thought the requirement to beat the challenge was to actually _enter_ high hrothgar to get away from the jarl train and when i saw that "requires key" message i was gripped with the most grim kind of amusement possible
While this game isn’t exactly polished, it’s kind of fun to see how the AI interacts when the player creates new situations for it to react. It’s part of the charm of this game that no other game has quite come close to.
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I read Jarl as Jar, and was wondering where all the pottery was.
Oh this is great lol
The legend of zelda but link is gonna regret breaking all those pots.
Breton, wear green or blue clothes, any 1 handed weapon and shield, or bloodskall blade, or auriels bow.
@@Joov Good video, I loved the brazzers meme.
I read "read" as "read", and was wondering how you are physically unable to read the word Jarl.
You fool
You blongus
You absolute utter clampongus
"Ulfrics shouts are racially charged, surprising: no one" had me dead
WHY’D ONLY THE ARGONIAN RAGDOLL?!? HMM?!?!?
@Effishcent to be fair man... everyone hates the dark elves and aragonians.
@@udozocklein6023 fr its dehumanizing seeing them reduced to their own sections and the argonians ONLY getting the docks LIKE WTF MAN THEY GOTTA SLEEP IN ONE ROOM at least some dark elves can own property and be shopkeepers ig
look at me getting worked up over pixels smh
@@theodorehanchett4201 well as i said, to be fair, everyone hates them cuz they took litterally all other races as slaves.
This is how they should decide who becomes the next High King.
This suggestion feels like the terrible and wonderful creation of an amalgation of both Sheogorath and Boethiah. Its clearly what Lorkhan intended.
It's exactly how Ulfrid did it.
So... rome
you!
The Elder Scrolls V Battle Royale. The last one standing becomes High King of Skyrim.
3:20 "They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered Mr Scales. With his voice. Shouted him apart."
Still better than an arrow in the knee
Ulfric challenged him in the old ways, the way of a true nord! No way Scales was fit to be High King 🤣
@@charliegarrison9688 magic is cheating
When I was younger, I thought it was odd we couldn’t have followers with shouts. But, that would not be very lore friendly. However, a few years later when I discovered modding. I did give some custom followers a few shouts… It did not end well, just as much as some of the runs here.
One disarm shout makes any follwer the most OP killing machine I've ever seen no wonder only the player has them
I got some with shouts and also a fus staff so instead of yelling there is a staff that insta shoots you back like the jarls do haha and then i got one amplified by 200 that you can out on your bow and weapons and when you hit someone they are sent sky rocket 😂 full force
I have a mod that reduces shout recharge time to 0,0,0 for all words.
Though it also applied that to other enemies.. like draugr deathlords. Which meant I finally got a taste of my own medicine being fus ro dah-ed constantly
that would basically be the skyrim equivalent of flashbangs trolls in counterstrike.
@@Aragon1500 That is exactly why I love resurrecting dragur deathlords. They can fus-ro-da and use the disarm shout on enemies. I'm always a bit sad when my deathlord buddy turns into dust eventually.
Damn, joov really scaled the challenge up with the dragon shouts lol.
Most argonians do scale things up.
why did this get so many likes it was so low effort of a joke
Probably pity.
@@narutosfrienddeku4328 don't sell yourself short
This might be easier if you started as a Breton and just kept summoning your patronus to be ragdoll-skullfucked instead. It was nice to see the jarls getting some exercise, regardless. Fat bastards usually just sit around and give quests. Practically spitting on a working man like Joov.
I started reading this comment going “here we go another one of these advice posts” and was not ready. Got a good laugh out of this
Most of them lived hard years of labor and battle before becoming Jarls, but yeah some of them I don't even know how they got to that point.
Now the Dragonborn know how it feels when a poor NPC gets “fus’ro dah’d!”
“Once the jarls start killing each other, we’re back to the bad old days.”
-alvor the blacksmith i think
The sportscaster-esque battle commentary is gold!
Surprisingly did it in one take!
Hearing joov go "noo, scaaaaaaaales!!" Every minute and half brings me joy
this might be the most stressing yet entertaining skyrim run through watching scales get yeeted 😭
Is there a way to mod so that each time an NPC says something a dragon appears, ultimately making more dragons appear? Then pick a quest in one of the cities for your challenge
I sent this to DDM! If it plays out we may try it on the channel. Thanks for the brilliant suggestion :D
@@Joov A little longer to code, whenever an npc says someone or something's name, it spawns (unless it's like a god or something)
You might be able to get tts to catch in-game speech and make the spawns from there, since I know dougdoug got that working
The one that summons the bandit raid is my favorite.
@@antarath517 it would probably be easier to scrape the subtitles but I'm not familiar with skyrim modding
Love the part where the jarls just start randomly ascending into heaven
*being flung through the air* "haha I'm not coming back from this one! See ya!"
The laugh of just acceptance kills me lol
The creativity of this challenges continues to amaze me every time.
Thanks for watching along all these months :D
That last run to High Hrothgar was so damn intense.
The editing in this and your recent videos has been phenomenal!
I thought that this challenge would be a PC killer... but it's instead a patience killer. lol
Well damn, this was even better than I was expecting!
Loved this! This seems like fun. Keep it up
Some of the best editing I've ever seen in a Skyrim vid. My hat's off to you!
“I’m with ya Snilf... WHO’S SNILF?!” 😂😂
Had some great chuckles with this!
Fus Ro Dah and Skyrim ragdolling rocks!
After a super long and emotionally exhausting week, this is the first thing to make me tear up from laughing. Thanks!
Thanks for watching :)
You really deserve way more subs this is great.
Ah...quality content. Thanks for another great vid bruv
I love your videos so much. Nothing has ever brought me to tears of joy like your videos. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Keep it up, Joov!
Thanks so much for watching! These are the comments that are always so motivating :)
solid content. you're up next bro keep it going
Awesome content man, your positive energy is infectious :)
Jarls spawning: Yay, free for all!!!
Ulfric spawns: *FUS, RO, DAH!*
"Where did everyone g-"
"Oh there you guys are!"
*FUS RO DAH!*
Now repeat that conversation 999X times.
This is how Navalny feels, but Putin spawns every second instead
Putin spawns and his attacks are novichok on your doorknobs and polonium in your drinks
Welcome back friends! Sorry for the delay. We recorded this challenge over on Twitch if you’d like to be there for the next one - twitch.tv/joov__
The constant thundering shouts with bodies rag dolling everywhere has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
"Damnit, Ulfric. Back up!" *zooms in to Ulfric's face* 🤣
By Ysmir, you won't leave here alive!
Alternative title: "Can I reach High Hrothgar by being shouted up the mountain?"
This is still better, than Game of Thrones!
We don’t talk about season 8…..
The Greybeards called for dragonborn, and dragon born answered the call.
All of them
love the video, glad I was able to get into the stream, even though I was a little late lol
this is funny you deserve more subs keep up the skyrim content
5:22 "Im with this guy" "whos snilf" 🤣🤣🤣
3:28 „i heard that ulfric stormcloak murdered the dragonborn. whith his voice. shouted him apart“
"Where did the bear come from??" got me 😂
That post edit "this dead was fucking bullshit" caught me off guard, got an rl laugh outta me, rare
4:09 my dream gaming room!
Let us not forget Snilf, the beggar. Who had no idea what was going on but knowing enough to get the h-e double hockey stick out of there.
"This is relatively easy" 😃
*Immediately gets shouted into a wall*
Scales is the one true ruler. He'll use his unconventional tatic of dindong ditching his foes...They won't know what hit them
His little tail sticking out the water while he fell to his doom made me giggle
Whiskey in The Jarl.
"The strongest sith rise from slavery" - Darth Decimus, Star Wars: the Old Republuc
Now I just want a Jarl Battle held in Sheogoraths realm we access through Solitude...
That’s unironically something Sheo would be 100% down for
Been subbed for a while and it's not often that I drop a like on the intro alone, but this tickled me 😂😂
Thank you for making me laugh. It's been a very long time since I laughed this much
Thanks for watching :)
You got me cheering and clapping towards the end!!! I LOVED THIS.
Played Skyrim again for the first time since 2014 and needed to watch more videos and honestly I have a new favourite youtuber 🤣🤣
Welcome! Cheers Seth 👍
mate I just found your videos and they're so good, I'm very supprised you don't have more subs and views. Keep up the good work!
Honestly that announcer bit was top tier. I wouldn't have been able to keep that schtick up for five seconds and you did it for like a solid thirty to forty.
Someone on stream asked if I could commentate an NPC battle like it was Esports. I knew I had a dumb bit somewhere on the channel like that but couldn’t remember where to direct them! Thank you!
Scales is the 99%
Bro had a 2 tiered cage match going in the middle of the video, love this
It's like a weird episode of Game of Thrones, oonly in this one the kings actually do fight in the melee!
Dude this is so funny, i cant stop laughing! TY! After seeing you getting clocked for like 30 time i really didn't think you would make it to ding-dong-ditch the Greybeards, but you did! You absolute madman! XD
"Im with you snilf!.. who's s n i l f?" LMAO
This stuff is so underrated
The graybeards: watching the chaos
Also the graybeards: WTF
i got to know you from the White run vid first and now i cant stop watching your vids keep up the great work an underated channel you have here 🙌🏽
Most fun I've ever had watching Skyrim videos since COPS Skyrim almost 10 years ago. 😂
Scales did too much lollygagging
The third part is Delphine life simulator
"Victims of his ding-dong-ditchery" many I can't xD
“Hahaha, I’m with you Snilf….. wait, who’s Snilf?”
The truly noble way to end the war in Skyrim, just have these fuckers do a cage match. Solved. Champion rules Skyrim I guess????
Battle Royale, battle pass, who says no?!?!
@@Joov Ulfric Stormcloack probably, he's not a team player.
Worst case scenario, could‘ve just taken away the shout for all Jarls.
"You have a fifth appendage!"
Me: "Well, technically it's si-"
*gets bonked*
for a second i thought the requirement to beat the challenge was to actually _enter_ high hrothgar to get away from the jarl train and when i saw that "requires key" message i was gripped with the most grim kind of amusement possible
Love the Hades Soundtrack cameo!
Shout is so scary that they can gravity kill you from high place and tumbling through the hill.
You did a good job *scaling* that mountain.
I don't care if that one was easy.
I love you but this is what hell must be like
While this game isn’t exactly polished, it’s kind of fun to see how the AI interacts when the player creates new situations for it to react. It’s part of the charm of this game that no other game has quite come close to.
Alduin has no chance with that many Jarls coming.
When the Jarls of Skyrim decide to take the civil war into their own hands...
9:59
That Jarl has *a s c e n d e d*
Your patience level is psychotic haha
So many people don’t know that jumping well walking makes you faster it’s not as fast as sprinting but it’s faster then regular walking
I wanna know what shenanigans would happen if you actually enter. I wanna see what kind of chaos that ensues. Great video, btw, man! 🤣🤣🤣
That brazzers gag had me laughing so hard 😂
I find it both amusing and accurate that it counts maven as a jarl
The premise of this video is like that dude in Minnesota who chased a group of kids in his car because they got him one too many times lol
Faendel and sven put aside therye differences to kill the very corrupt jarl truly aspiring
Best video i have watched in many many years. LMAO. Awesome.
I'm with you snilf wait who's snilf shit had Me dying
3:04 dude just ascended Dx
Underrated content like bruh this is gold
Hands down realistically, I think Balgruuf would beat most if not all the other Jarls in fair combat.
Ulfric would still end up winning since we all know what his definition of fair combat is
Your my new favourite youtuber
Thanks for watching! :D
You might have reached the record for most deaths in Skyrim by a jarl at normal speed on the last challenge.
"what are you doing in my way' Bethesda Ina nutshell
Skyrim but a named npc gets deleted every minute
imagine a connjuration summon spell that lets you summon all yarls to YOUR SIDE just like you can with the dremora lord summon.