Yeah that Jurassic Park game is basically like every early-mid 90's CD game where they just packed a bunch of lame mini-games on a disc with a slow menu. Only thing it's missing is the low quality FMV's with unknown amateur actors straight out of some acting school.
10:00 The only things I learned in school were: Pi=3.14, how to ask to go to the bathroom in French, and how to cover up the smell of weed before going to class. There may have been some science and history in there too, I don't remember.
I still can’t believe this was actually a thing. Talk about being half-baked, over-hyped and past it’s prime before anyone even knew about it. The 3DO was pretty bad too.
It actually had some good games if you know what to look for, but a lot of early CD games were pretty terrible. It was basically an experimental era without any real standards so a lot of stuff is pretty weird or hard to play.
Didn't help that there was no quality control and any random tiny studio could make some weird crap and easily distribute onto it. It was like paying 700 dollars to access Xbox Live Indie Games
That first level in Captain Quasar is really brutal. I don't know why, but it's pretty much the hardest level in the entire game because it's massive and it's also on a timer. The rockets will eventually start leaving on their own before you get to them. I feel like the idea is that you're meant to approach it like a speed runner and keep notes on the teleport codes so that you can traverse the level quicker, as well as making a note of where the cluster grenades are hidden and taking advantage of the exploding barrels, but it's so completely different in design to the other levels that it's kind of baffling. It's surprisingly easy to run out of ammunition as well due to the respawning enemies, so you need to ensure that you never walk through the same area more than once. Why would you make the first stage so absurdly complex and difficult to complete when the rest of the game is just about running around and blowing things up? The final boss is pretty strange as well. For some reason they decided to have the final boss be a section where you're in space ships going really fast and avoiding black holes and asteroids. This never happens before the final fight so you're just dropped into a completely different gameplay style. I've never seen a game since with such a brutally difficult beginning and end, which both completely change the way you're intended to be playing the game as compared to every other level.
I laughed so hard when he was like "Of course it was gonna be type writer in the 1980s!!!" and then like 5 seconds later puts recreational drugs as an answer
im pretty sure game difficulty affects how good the computer players are, which is why despite setting them to hopeless in the 3do vs 3do match, they're still doing pretty good because he set the difficulty to max.
I watched your part 1 edit and I couldn't wait for your part 2 edit to come out so I just watched the whole stream in the meantime lol. might as well watch it again.
I've never seen an adult panic that much when challenged to solve three 5th grade math problems in less than 60 seconds.
if those were 5th grade math problems to you you must have rode on the short bus
He's actually pretending
@@ChewyTwee Pretending to be an adult, we know
@@idlegameplayer3756ridden*
i can't believe there were two different times in this stream where i misheard jerma give an enthusiastic answer of "porn!" to a family feud question
cORN! hORN!
Thanks for the advice Jerma. Ive been delaying my rent for 17 years now. People call me squater, but ive never backed down. Thanks Jerma!
Before John Pork, there was John Ham.
And before there was John ham, There was John Pig
genuinely thought he was talking ab the pig man for the longest time before finally googling the difference
@brugho7522 john pig should come after john pork 😭
Bless this account, the edits of old vods is so nice for a newer fan as myself
Jerma killed every Jurassic Park character
Also Jerma: How could this happen?
Yeah that Jurassic Park game is basically like every early-mid 90's CD game where they just packed a bunch of lame mini-games on a disc with a slow menu. Only thing it's missing is the low quality FMV's with unknown amateur actors straight out of some acting school.
Breakfast cereal actors
@@cwookdev why do i know what you mean
velociraptors are freddy fazbears of the mid 90s
Jerma saying that Simpsons ripped off Dinosaurs is crazy since Dinosaurs came out in 1991. Simpsons started in 89.
Dinosaurs invented the Nuclear Family
"It's like they saw our lives and put it up onscreen"
im pretty sure dinosaurs are older than that
10:00 The only things I learned in school were: Pi=3.14, how to ask to go to the bathroom in French, and how to cover up the smell of weed before going to class. There may have been some science and history in there too, I don't remember.
I learned how to sneak onto campus without getting caught for being 2hrs late to school... and also the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
@@jennifervasquez yo dawg, tips?
jermas absolute inability to do math astounds me
Give him a break this is a 2.7 GPA game
He said in one stream he has the “disease where you can’t do math”. I believe him
I think he mentioned having dyscalculia before so I think it’s a genuine disability
@@scramblemindjumbleit’s called dyscalculia, it’s a learning disability (that I have too) not technically a disease but I knew what he meant
sometimes I hate how relatable this man really is
This is just Jerma narrating a game of family feud between chat and a robot
"thank you dumptruck" we all say in unison
I still can’t believe this was actually a thing. Talk about being half-baked, over-hyped and past it’s prime before anyone even knew about it.
The 3DO was pretty bad too.
It actually had some good games if you know what to look for, but a lot of early CD games were pretty terrible. It was basically an experimental era without any real standards so a lot of stuff is pretty weird or hard to play.
Didn't help that there was no quality control and any random tiny studio could make some weird crap and easily distribute onto it. It was like paying 700 dollars to access Xbox Live Indie Games
My favorite part of this stream is when he hits the griddy.
That first level in Captain Quasar is really brutal.
I don't know why, but it's pretty much the hardest level in the entire game because it's massive and it's also on a timer. The rockets will eventually start leaving on their own before you get to them.
I feel like the idea is that you're meant to approach it like a speed runner and keep notes on the teleport codes so that you can traverse the level quicker, as well as making a note of where the cluster grenades are hidden and taking advantage of the exploding barrels, but it's so completely different in design to the other levels that it's kind of baffling. It's surprisingly easy to run out of ammunition as well due to the respawning enemies, so you need to ensure that you never walk through the same area more than once.
Why would you make the first stage so absurdly complex and difficult to complete when the rest of the game is just about running around and blowing things up?
The final boss is pretty strange as well. For some reason they decided to have the final boss be a section where you're in space ships going really fast and avoiding black holes and asteroids. This never happens before the final fight so you're just dropped into a completely different gameplay style.
I've never seen a game since with such a brutally difficult beginning and end, which both completely change the way you're intended to be playing the game as compared to every other level.
mommies? sorry, mommies? sorry, mommies? sorry mommies? sor-
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It’s painful to watch him flail around with the math and English language but also very funny to see him freak out
Is it just me or is the Jurassic park game fucking terrifying
1:06:36 crying out for help
20:23 Hard was way to difficult for Jeremy he hasn't learned division yet :( it's so sad watching him get frustrated to tears then end the stream...
I laughed so hard when he was like "Of course it was gonna be type writer in the 1980s!!!" and then like 5 seconds later puts recreational drugs as an answer
Uncle Rico hitting on the kid was funny af
1:06:33 Oh my god
im pretty sure game difficulty affects how good the computer players are, which is why despite setting them to hopeless in the 3do vs 3do match, they're still doing pretty good because he set the difficulty to max.
I swear every time this funny man says "WhAt hAppeneD?" Im just almost in tears
early to a dump truck post hell yea
Jerma submits the weirdest family feud answers and then goes "What??!" when they're not up there like the game must be broken
"Name something people do when they're on a health kick."
"VEGETABLES!"
I watched your part 1 edit and I couldn't wait for your part 2 edit to come out so I just watched the whole stream in the meantime lol. might as well watch it again.
Thank you so much 🙏🙏🙏 I check for new uploads from you and skye4 every single day it makes my evenings
44:05 i think everyone in the world should team up against jerma for not getting princess diana
Wicked sick, I was hoping for part 2 soon.
Dump, I'm begging you. when you find the time, PLEASE give us a series of monster rancher long edits. I'd be eternally grateful.
I want this as well. Screaming and farting is too iconic
19:19 Rainblower taunt????
The taser weapon firing in 1:25 sounds like karasawa from ac2
1:06:35 had me in tears
some views last
1:37:43 Jerma still has all his baby teeth
*DUTCH*
Jerma is so geek.
Thanks
Made it here before 1000 views. Nice.
Holy shit 10 minutes ago
He doesnt know what the point of Family Fued is lol its not what YOU think its what the SURVEY says.... wtf man
no views first