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    In 1990, one half of Cannon Films (Menahem Golan) made an adaptation of Captain America. And it's dumber than we could have possibly imagined. From the terrible suit, to the nonexistent logic, this movie is shockingly incompetent. Which is why we love it.
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  • @ssoory6343
    @ssoory6343 Месяц назад +139

    Captain America: Winter Soldier takes a potshot on this movie when Cap and Black Widow steal a car. Natasha says "So, the great Captain America is now stealing cars, huh?"

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +28

      Ohh, nice!

    • @johnrife7134
      @johnrife7134 Месяц назад +4

      "I see what you did there movie."

    • @shawdawg3675
      @shawdawg3675 Месяц назад +7

      I think the comment was "Where did Captain America learn to steal a car?" But same thing pretty much

    • @Hackspear214
      @Hackspear214 Месяц назад +9

      But did the new Captain America steal it as slickly as the original? You’ve got to admit, that barf and run fake out was pretty smooth!

    • @osvaldomedina173
      @osvaldomedina173 Месяц назад +8

      @@Hackspear214 The "barf and run" is his best move!

  • @Soggy_Cake
    @Soggy_Cake Месяц назад +53

    "What is super about captain America?"
    " He's SUPER dumb"
    My sides erin 😂

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 Месяц назад +160

    Cutting your on hand off instead of Captain America's. That's like a naked gun joke.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +26

      Inspired storytelling.

    • @Mister-Six
      @Mister-Six Месяц назад +13

      I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 Месяц назад +4

      WHYYY DID HE DO THAT LOL

    • @dontneednoname2072
      @dontneednoname2072 Месяц назад +3

      @@chuckn4851 maybe it's like the Hannibal movie and Red Skull did it cause he's secretly in love with Cap 😂

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 25 дней назад

      Own

  • @robin20992007
    @robin20992007 Месяц назад +45

    Couple things about this movie from someone who has seen it waaaay too many times.
    1. Red Skull was trying to cut Captain America’s arm but Cap pulls Red Skull towards him which caused him to miss.
    2. The ears on the costume were fake, because Matt Salinger’s actual ears kept being chaffed by the holes in the costume.
    3. They ran out of money while shooting it because Menahem Golan’s company was going bankrupt. Albert Pyunn once told a story about how they didn’t have any film in the camera and he had to fake shooting for the day so the movie wouldn’t shut down.
    4. It was supposed to come out in theaters but the company that was releasing it was not happy with the quality of it so they dumped it to video two years later.There were teaser posters of Cap’s shield that made it to theaters though which are pretty hard to find today.

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 24 дня назад +2

      This context just shows the absolute chaos behind the apparent insanity, I love it. Appreciate your sacrifice to bring us this information!

    • @jampine8268
      @jampine8268 24 дня назад +3

      With number 4, I don't blame them.
      If the film is that bad, it'll lose money sending it to cinemas, so they'd lose even more, VHS sales are pretty much the only way to claw back some of the costs.

  • @richardives4811
    @richardives4811 Месяц назад +75

    Captain America pretending to be car sick just to run into the truck was always my favourite move 😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +18

      That's his move. Dude did it twice.

    • @richardives4811
      @richardives4811 Месяц назад +10

      @@JasonBrant I wish they added that in The Avengers 😂

    • @AWGragg007
      @AWGragg007 Месяц назад +2

      That was hilarious, this movie is almost like a parody of Cpt. American.

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 25 дней назад +2

      Youve never pulled the ole puke and dip?

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 24 дня назад +1

      He even pulled a side-eye at the audience while doing the gag the second time with the chick, lol

  • @jinxie712
    @jinxie712 Месяц назад +30

    I don't know why "So that's why our daughter's middle name is Captain?" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @psjoe1688
    @psjoe1688 Месяц назад +9

    33:25 you can see the fake ear attached to his mask when he’s not wearing it 😂

  • @eduardodiaz9942
    @eduardodiaz9942 Месяц назад +80

    According to IMDB, Ronny Cox (whom until right now I believed to be dead) said in an interview this movie had the best script he'd seen... but they fucked up royally.

    • @jimi1701a
      @jimi1701a Месяц назад +7

      I also thought he had passed away lol.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +29

      After watching this, it's hard to believe the script was good, haha. This was shockingly bad.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 Месяц назад +1

      I thought he died a couple years go too.

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 Месяц назад +3

      @@JasonBrant I've heard that they originally had a much bigger budget, but it was cut massively. They had Dolph Lundgren & Val Kilmer in consideration. Also that Marvel vetoed some ideas: Captain America wearing a darker suit & using two actors with a more buff actor to play Captain America as apposed to Steve Rogers

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 29 дней назад +3

      Jason; instantly knows pretty much every b-movie actors by name, but Ronny Cox...A guy who is in 2 Beverly Hills cop movies, Robocop, Total Recall, eludes him when the intro credits roll. And that's why I love this show. 😂

  • @StuntFan
    @StuntFan Месяц назад +44

    Ronny Cox said that the original script for this movie was one of the greatest he'd ever read. He has no idea how the movie butchered it so bad.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +17

      Hard to believe after watching the movie.

    • @marvhollingworth663
      @marvhollingworth663 Месяц назад +3

      I was wondering what Ronny was doing in it.

    • @RevanAlaire
      @RevanAlaire Месяц назад +4

      Apparently the script was rewritten three times by different writers and then rewritten constantly during production due to the budget being slashed and they had to move filming from Italy to former Yugoslavia.

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 Месяц назад +9

    I love how Captain America doesn’t win a single fight this movie. He just gets shot and messed up the whole time 😂

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 24 дня назад +2

      The most relatable superhero lol

  • @LaughorCry
    @LaughorCry Месяц назад +26

    Captain America's shield was strapped to his back under his clothes in the early comic books. I think that is why his shield magically appears when you do not see him holding the shield. His baggy loose shoulders are concealing the shield, still just as funny as the fake ears.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +5

      Ahh, that might explain it.

    • @duncantiv
      @duncantiv Месяц назад

      @@JasonBrant Nope, I still call BS on the whole thing 😂

  • @ratreides6353
    @ratreides6353 Месяц назад +4

    Stages of Erin laughter:
    1) Single "HAH!"
    2) Giggle
    3) Witchy cackle
    4) Breathless weeze
    5) Tea kettle

  • @toupac3195
    @toupac3195 Месяц назад +62

    I understand the patriotic gesture.... but.... thank goodness I'm 2 beers deep already. 'Merica 🤘😲

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +9

      Albert Pyun made some special movies, didn't he?

    • @Average_Brad
      @Average_Brad Месяц назад +4

      Fck yeah!

    • @langleymneely
      @langleymneely Месяц назад +7

      🎶COMING TO SAVE THA MUFUCKIN DAY-YAY!!!🎶

    • @langleymneely
      @langleymneely Месяц назад +3

      @@JasonBrantRIP to a real one! Despite how much schlock he produced you cant help but respect it!🫡

  • @paddywalker5618
    @paddywalker5618 Месяц назад +15

    Captain America committing car theft twice is iconic 😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +3

      An idea so good they had to use it twice.

    • @AWGragg007
      @AWGragg007 Месяц назад +1

      That actually had me laughing, he's getting around by just carjacking random people. Lol..

  • @jtmotley8848
    @jtmotley8848 Месяц назад +38

    Two words: Rubber ears. Three more words: JD Salinger’s kid. This movie is amazingly bad. Got to love the Italian Red Skull.

    • @stevenguevara2184
      @stevenguevara2184 Месяц назад +9

      I hate Catcher In The Rye

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +15

      Had no idea that was JD Salinger's kid.

    • @noahlee9860
      @noahlee9860 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@JasonBrantMaybe JD Salinger became a recluse because of fatherly shame after seeing this movie.

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 Месяц назад +6

      Italian Red Skull played by one of my favorite character actors, Scott Paulin. He played the drama teacher in Teen Wolf and Christian Slater's dad in Pump Up The Volume, along with several scenery-chewing villains in Albert Pyun movies.

    • @WushuMR2
      @WushuMR2 Месяц назад

      @jculver1674 sorry I forgot if they said it at the beginning, but this is a Pyun flick.

  • @mladenkulic446
    @mladenkulic446 Месяц назад +19

    90s Captain America doing justice to his country by stealing other people's cars. Happy fourth of July!

  • @tylerlucas3752
    @tylerlucas3752 Месяц назад +14

    Ronny Cox is seriously one of my all-time favorite actors. He was always great as either a hero or a villain (especially in Robocop and Total Recall). This also wasn't the only time he played the President. And Ronny Cox and Ned Beatty were both in Deliverance haha.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +5

      Completely forgot he was in Deliverance.

    • @groothewanderer3710
      @groothewanderer3710 Месяц назад +3

      To me Darren Mcgavin, will always be Karl Kolchack in the Night Stalker. He's been in a lot of stuff. He was also in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie called Raw Deal. It's pretty good.

    • @tylerlucas3752
      @tylerlucas3752 Месяц назад +1

      @@groothewanderer3710 I was surprised they didn’t recognize him as well. I love Darren McGavin.

    • @Ildar_Bulatov
      @Ildar_Bulatov Месяц назад +2

      ​​@@groothewanderer3710Man, you know you are great, right? I love the Night Stalker, it's like the daddy of x-files and I'm glad that some people mention it nowadays.
      This classic mustn't be forgotten.

  • @F13Helm
    @F13Helm Месяц назад +6

    I just figured it out. During his time on the rocket he was starved for oxygen.
    In every scene after that Captain America is brain damaged.

  • @grahamkrejcir5266
    @grahamkrejcir5266 Месяц назад +15

    The best part of this movie is we get both the mom (Cap's mom) and dad from "A Christmas Story" in this turdfest. 😂😂

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 Месяц назад +19

    Jason - "Where do I remember Ronnie Cox from?"
    He watched Ned Beatty getting his ass blasted in Deliverence.

    • @CliffordtheOrangeCat
      @CliffordtheOrangeCat Месяц назад +4

      No, that was Jon Voight. Ronny and Burt Reynolds came later and the latter killed the mountain man with an arrow.

    • @eduardodiaz9942
      @eduardodiaz9942 Месяц назад +6

      Also: Beverly Hills Cop 1 & 2, Robocop, Total Recall... the man's been in a lot of great movies

    • @SamuraiXGray
      @SamuraiXGray Месяц назад +7

      Captain Jellico in the memorable Star Trek TNG 2 episode chain of command

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +2

      🤣

    • @KrayzeeAssKrisReturns
      @KrayzeeAssKrisReturns Месяц назад

      Senator Kinsey on Stargate: SG1, definitely a villain.

  • @Ildar_Bulatov
    @Ildar_Bulatov Месяц назад +9

    Now that is what I call a true Captain America. He's indeed the catcher in the rye.
    And Italian Red Skull is an awesome bonus 😂

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom Месяц назад +16

    That is not America's ass.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +12

      America's ears.

    • @random22026
      @random22026 Месяц назад +2

      @@JasonBrant And they're burnin' rubber

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester Месяц назад

      No, but it's definitely ass.

  • @LiamDalley-jd1kc
    @LiamDalley-jd1kc Месяц назад +16

    This was produced by Menahem Golan who ran the Cannon Group but left it to make his own company 21st Century Film Corporation which made Captain America (1990) BTW Happy 4th of July from the UK

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +3

      That explains the coke-fueled nonsense that is this movie.

    • @timpatrick564
      @timpatrick564 Месяц назад +1

      I think at one point Canon had rights to some comic books. They were planning A Spider-man movie with Michael Dudikoff rumored to be Peter Parker.

    • @pa.encema2821
      @pa.encema2821 Месяц назад

      ​@@timpatrick564That would've been the best movie.......EVER

    • @JB0071051982
      @JB0071051982 Месяц назад +1

      @@timpatrick564 Right you are. Cannon was to make a live action Spider-Man movie that was set to release for Christmas 1986. Cannon got as far as filming a teaser trailer before their lease on the rights expired and Marvel Comics took the rights back. Michael Dudikoff was one of the actors considered for Peter Parker in this proposed movie.
      Cannon would however co-release Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987) with Warner Brothers after the Salkind's sold them the rights to Superman following a meeting at the 38th Cannes Film Festival.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 Месяц назад

      Wasn't this movie produced to keep the rights. like the craptastic 90s Fantastic Four movie?

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 Месяц назад +5

    This movie feels more like the origins of Soldier Boy than Captain America

  • @wimvanderstraeten6521
    @wimvanderstraeten6521 Месяц назад +25

    Menahem Golan produced this movie for the 21st Century Film Corporation (now defunct), so it's not a Cannon movie. Ronny Cox was in Beverly Hills Cop.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker Месяц назад +9

      and StarGate SG1... Senator Kinsey. honestly my favorite of his roles.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +5

      Ohh, I forgot he was in Beverly Hills Cop!

    • @NotThisBrayne
      @NotThisBrayne Месяц назад +7

      @@JasonBrant And in the Original RoboCop AND he was ALSO in Deliverance!

    • @eduardodiaz9942
      @eduardodiaz9942 Месяц назад +6

      @@JasonBrant And Total Recall

    • @alantrevor3658
      @alantrevor3658 Месяц назад +6

      Ronny Cox was also Jellico in a couple of episodes of Star Trek - The Next Generation

  • @TalosCreative
    @TalosCreative Месяц назад +5

    Marvels What if...? What is Captain America has glued on fake rubber ears and nothing between them!

  • @brockmoore2153
    @brockmoore2153 Месяц назад +2

    Italian Red Skull vs. GTA Captain America, with bonus plastic ears and shoulder pads! Almost as good as watching your drunk neighbors blow their fingers off 😁

  • @JayG63
    @JayG63 Месяц назад +7

    Fun fact: the short red head soldier in the beginning and at the hospital, is the adult Bill Mumy who played Will Robinson in the original Lost in Space series.
    And yes, the ears are fake and part of the suit.
    Also, the general seen with Ronny Cox, is Darren Mcgavin who played Karl Kolchack in the Night Stalker series and the lamp fixated dad in A Christmas Story.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад

      A lot of known actors in this.

  • @dan_mer
    @dan_mer Месяц назад +6

    I remember that being filmed in Croatia at the beginning of the war. We were killing each other and some strange Canadian guy was running around the city wearing a ridiculous costume. His costume wasn't even the strangest I saw that year.

  • @JasonBrant
    @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +38

    How does this compare to the 1979 Captain America? We have a copy of that, so I'm curious if it's worth watching after this.

    • @alexakaa.charlesross8919
      @alexakaa.charlesross8919 Месяц назад +10

      I mean it's got Reb Brown in it.

    • @toupac3195
      @toupac3195 Месяц назад +8

      Choices have consequences. That's why we subscribe to you.

    • @leeweesquee
      @leeweesquee Месяц назад +5

      REB BROWN

    • @jtmotley8848
      @jtmotley8848 Месяц назад +3

      Captain America on a motorcycle…

    • @vasari9198
      @vasari9198 Месяц назад +3

      We know you’re going to watch it anyway…

  • @heiner71
    @heiner71 Месяц назад +12

    The "mom" is Ralphie's mom in "A Christmas Story".

    • @MrBoyYankee
      @MrBoyYankee Месяц назад +1

      That's not Melinda Dillon?

    • @heiner71
      @heiner71 Месяц назад +2

      @@MrBoyYankee , yes, she was also in the beginning credits. 4:36.

    • @MrBoyYankee
      @MrBoyYankee Месяц назад

      @@heiner71 your right that was her.
      Speaking of which, I just seen her twilight zone 85" episode that Wes Craven directed.

    • @heiner71
      @heiner71 Месяц назад +1

      @@MrBoyYankee , I liked her. Sad that she passed away.

    • @stevencote2012
      @stevencote2012 Месяц назад +1

      She was also in Close Encounters.

  • @jeremypage3370
    @jeremypage3370 Месяц назад +2

    Back in the late 90's, my college roommate had a bootleg VHS of this. It was required viewing after a night out. NEVER smoke pot and watch this, you will throw up from laughing so hard, or at least I did. Have a good 4th! Already tipping one back in honor of you guys!

  • @darrenhood4033
    @darrenhood4033 Месяц назад +5

    Captain America literally socked Hitler in the face on the cover of his first comic. In his first movie, he runs from any danger at any chance he gets. Wow, just wow.

    • @PictureProductStudio
      @PictureProductStudio 26 дней назад +1

      Technically he had a film serial in 1944 which was an even worse cinematic outing: there Captain America was a costumed non-powered superhero with a revolver and a district attorney by day.

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 24 дня назад +1

      @@PictureProductStudio He sounds more competent than this one lol

    • @mattrogersftw
      @mattrogersftw 21 день назад

      ​@@PictureProductStudiothat honestly sounds better than this

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely Месяц назад +2

    Chris Evans is Canadian? Got mixed up on that one! Evans is a born & bred Southie Boston boy. Lol

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 Месяц назад +13

    This was directed by Albert Pyun. The same guy who did Dollman. A great schlock film. And Cyborg, with Jean Claude van Damme playing a dude named Gibson

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote Месяц назад

      .. that's a shame

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +3

      Didn't I say that at the beginning?

    • @Ildar_Bulatov
      @Ildar_Bulatov Месяц назад +1

      Oh, Dollman, it's a hilarious one. Tim Thomerson as a small badass cop teaching bad guys that height is not so important in the art of whooping asses))

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@JasonBrantI posted before I watched.

    • @pa.encema2821
      @pa.encema2821 Месяц назад

      Dollman is one of my favorite Pyun film and Cyborg

  • @shawdawg3675
    @shawdawg3675 Месяц назад +2

    One comment I haven't seen besides Matt Salinger being JD Salinger's son. He was in the original "Revenge of the Nerds" as Burke, the guy who hung out with Ogre and Gable. He was also the one who yelled out "Let's get those nerds!" after the Coach's locker room tirade.

  • @eduardopena5893
    @eduardopena5893 Месяц назад +3

    The difference between a duster and a trench coat is that a duster has a slit from about halfway up from the bottom. This would allow those flaps to go over the sides of the horse rather than across its back and potentially get crapped on like a standard trench coat would. They even have straps at the bottoms of the flaps to wrap them around your lower legs. Think of those flaps like mudflaps on a car, except made for olden times on horseback.

  • @SCFowler1175
    @SCFowler1175 Месяц назад +2

    That's one "special" Captain America. I loved the plane whoosh sound effect straight outta Super Friends or Wonder Woman's invisible plane from the 60's cartoons. But the best is the more than one time he used the "I'M GONNA BE SICK!" ruse to steal a car. That's just good writing

  • @eduardopena5893
    @eduardopena5893 Месяц назад +2

    Why didn't President (Ronny Cox) care about Captain America missing? Well, dive into his Dick Jones character in Robocop.
    "Who cares if he didn't work?"

  • @MarkanVaran7
    @MarkanVaran7 3 дня назад +2

    Omg wow that's Mustafa Nadarević at 1:38!! He's one of the all time greats here in Balkans actors! He passed away in 2020 and seriously he's unbelivable actor. One of his most famous roles was of Izet Fazlinović in Lud Zbunjen Normalan (translated Deranged, Confused and Normal) a famous bosnian TV series he was crazy good in that one! May he rest in peace I never knew he was in this wow.

  • @fokker1138
    @fokker1138 Месяц назад +8

    3:50 Melinda Dillon always looked young. She was ~51 when this came out and Matt Salinger was 30.
    5:52 For a movie set in the 1940s, that looks suspiciously like a Beretta 92 in the Nazi agent's hand.

  • @SoloDoloSpaceman
    @SoloDoloSpaceman Месяц назад +5

    Michael Dudikoff, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Val Kilmer, and Howie Long were all picks to play Captain America.

    • @JCole78
      @JCole78 Месяц назад +1

      Lol!!! Arnold and Lundgren even being considered is comical, and I’m a huge Lundgren fan. Dudikoff actually would have been a better pick as far as action, but Long would have been the better pick as far as overall appearance.

  • @HidesButNeverSeeks
    @HidesButNeverSeeks Месяц назад +2

    Captain America, Matt Salinger, is acclaimed author, J.D. Salinger's son. If Matt wants to undue all that is bad with this film, he can finally release his father's unpublished works!

  • @sethlopez7769
    @sethlopez7769 Месяц назад +5

    Well now this is a nostalgia trip! I remember watching this when I was little.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +1

      I remembered it being HBO, but didn't recall anything from the actual movie.

    • @sethlopez7769
      @sethlopez7769 Месяц назад

      @@JasonBrantOh yeah my dad and I had it recorded on VHS. Maximum cheese level

  • @StuntFan
    @StuntFan Месяц назад +7

    12:17 - "I dunno if I like Ronny Cox not being a villain..."
    Eh... he does make a good villain, but that didn't stop me from enjoying him in Beverly Hills Cop.

    • @lewisyaworski8962
      @lewisyaworski8962 Месяц назад

      Beverly Hills Cop had some great casting and chemistry!

  • @kyleolson8977
    @kyleolson8977 Месяц назад +4

    Captain America did not release in US theaters, but I clearly remember seeing a teaser trailer in a theater. It showed the shield and the title and not much else.

  • @genecanfield3681
    @genecanfield3681 Месяц назад +3

    Just the, "I'm gonna puke" routine over and over qualifies The Captain for the short bus.

  • @briancoulombe4517
    @briancoulombe4517 Месяц назад +5

    Yeah, the car stealing thing is kind of the most “famous” moment in this movie

  • @joshuadooley181
    @joshuadooley181 Месяц назад +1

    The grand piano at the citadel thing totally makes sense when you consider they originally wanted to cast John Tesh as both Red Skull and Captain America.

  • @franciscodanconia4324
    @franciscodanconia4324 Месяц назад +2

    What is it with Captain America movies where they never shoot at his legs when Cap is covering his torso with the shield?

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 Месяц назад +25

    11am in Alaska, dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!!
    I have this bootleg, I love it!!! I got my So Bad It's Good ring yesterday, I'm wearing it now!!!
    ON WIT DA FUN

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +5

      Excellent!

    • @ShawnCaudill
      @ShawnCaudill Месяц назад +4

      There's an SBIG ring? Where can I find one?

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Месяц назад +2

      @ShawnCaudill members only, if you didn't get a Notification, (shrugs).

    • @ShawnCaudill
      @ShawnCaudill Месяц назад +3

      ​@@megatronjenkins2473 thanks for replying. I'm subscribed and get video notifications but can't afford to join right now but I'm the future I'll do that. A ring would be awesome!

    • @lurchorum
      @lurchorum Месяц назад +1

      No coffee? Shame.

  • @JoshuaKirtley
    @JoshuaKirtley Месяц назад +3

    Apparently, according to trivia, at one point Michael Dudikoff and Steve James were signed on to an earlier script set to play Captain America and Falcon for Cannon. Tell me that wouldn't have been awesome.

  • @briancoulombe4517
    @briancoulombe4517 Месяц назад +5

    So he grew up to be the president of the United States, and he sent Ned Beatty out there by himself? He couldn’t have told one or two Secret Service agents to watch his back?

  • @robinwestlake4761
    @robinwestlake4761 2 дня назад

    Considering this film was edited old school style by hand on celluloid; the part where Beige Skull machine guns an advancing Captain American Rubber behind his shield until it becomes almost one shot is actually a masterpiece.

  • @tun-tunninc.6492
    @tun-tunninc.6492 Месяц назад +5

    Erin needs to sit the other way more often. 😁😁

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan Месяц назад +10

    America! F Yeah!

  • @musicmnw1982
    @musicmnw1982 Месяц назад +2

    The hump on his back is supposed to be him carrying his shield and wearing his suit under his clothing. I should add... this is AFTER Batman 89. They saw Batman and though "Yeah, we could do something like that".

  • @scottlandano3819
    @scottlandano3819 Месяц назад +1

    I can see the cover "Captain America: Passive aggressive Carjacker FIRST EXCITING ISSUE!"

  • @dougmhd2006
    @dougmhd2006 Месяц назад +4

    My favorite Ronny Cox role: Captain Edward Jellico of the Federation starship U.S.S. Cairo. He takes command of the Enterprise-D when Capt. Picard goes on a secret mission and gets captured by the Cardassians.

    • @voxdraconia4035
      @voxdraconia4035 Месяц назад +1

      Hm, I wonder how many lights there were again...

  • @bertgary5916
    @bertgary5916 Месяц назад +7

    Did I see Billy Mummy, "Danger, Will Robinson!"?

    • @ahappyshow
      @ahappyshow Месяц назад

      Yes. Well, Bill "Mumy." ;-)

  • @glstewart68
    @glstewart68 Месяц назад +6

    Worth noting that Albert Pyun died 2 years ago of MS and dementia, according to his IMdB bio. Crappy movie, crappy way to go.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +3

      Shitty way to go. He's becoming a legend around here.

  • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
    @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV Месяц назад +1

    Wow, a V-1 flying bomb launched from Italy, crosses the Atlantic, skims over Washington DC and lands in Alaska?
    That's the most efficient pulse-jet in history! :O
    That tech was worth ten super-soldiers back in WW2!
    Italian Red Skull is packin' serious heat...

  • @SteinzVsKnives
    @SteinzVsKnives Месяц назад +1

    thank you for blessing us with a new video yall! im finally healing from having all of my teeth removed last week so now i can actually enjoy it🤣

  • @Thewingkongexchange
    @Thewingkongexchange Месяц назад +1

    The editing of the Red Skull crew jetting around reminds me of 'Snatch' where Dennis Farina shows up/leaves London.

  • @crockagaterx5996
    @crockagaterx5996 Месяц назад +2

    Erin: I better not sit this way or someone will comment something gross. Jason: dog dork talk. Also Erin: red rocket... hahahaha

  • @dannyschaible7112
    @dannyschaible7112 Месяц назад +1

    Greatest Captain America ever! He has fake ears, he runs a Chinese fire drill to steal cars, and he can steer rockets with his feet!

  • @denmasterben2348
    @denmasterben2348 Месяц назад +3

    jason... im here! i just got home! the party can start now!

  • @josefgordon7712
    @josefgordon7712 Месяц назад +1

    The Cap is such a brave, heroic, and iconic character. My favorite quote of his is “IM GOING TO BE SICK!” 🤣 ☠️

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 Месяц назад +3

    Now you *_have_* to do the 1978 Captain America movies with SLAB BULKHEAD! BRIDGE LARGEMEAT! GRISTLE MCTHORNBODY! BIG MCLARGEHUGE! BUTCH DEADLIFT! SLATE FISTCRUNCH!! BOB JOHNSON!! OH WAIT!
    Put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE!!!

    • @KyrreXXL
      @KyrreXXL Месяц назад

      And for non MST3K fans, he is talking about Reb Browns versions with an ever more plastic shield than in this version (it is transparent and very wobly). And also you should so do Space Mutiny with both Reb Brown AND Cameron Mitchell, it is amazingly bad, but in a very good way.

    • @davedixon2167
      @davedixon2167 Месяц назад

      Big McLargeHuge almost killed me when I first saw that - I nearly hydro-locked with my beverage. Just one of many reasons Space Mutiny is tied for 1st on my MST3K leaderboard (tied with Overdrawn At The Memory Bank, naturally. They're conveniently both in the same volume of MST3K DVDs, too).

  • @daveframe2495
    @daveframe2495 Месяц назад +1

    Happy 4th , love your content

  • @Hykje
    @Hykje Месяц назад +1

    Michael Nouri who played Lt. Colonel Louis at the beginning played the cop who pairs up with an alien FBI agent played by Kyle MacLachlan in "The Hidden".

  • @p7584
    @p7584 Месяц назад +17

    Oh my God, Ned, I thought you learned your lesson in Deliverance: STOP picking up random people in the woods, MAN!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +2

      Haha!

    • @samspurgeon4222
      @samspurgeon4222 Месяц назад

      It's also odd that Ronnie Cox was Drew, the guitar player in Deliverance. What a movie to see him and Ned Beatty in again 😂

  • @Fardawg
    @Fardawg Месяц назад +2

    I've never seen it confirmed, but this might have used parts of the plot of Pyun's unmade "Masters of the Universe" sequel. His sequel script involved Skeletor being teleported to our world and starting an evil corporation involved in advanced military weapons. He-Man would then come to our world and wear normal clothes (and apparently becoming a Football star...) to blend in. And presumably Skeletor would have to hide his skull face to blend in like Red Skull does here.
    When Cannon's licenses for MOTU2 and Spider-Man were cancelled, Pyun quickly created Cyborg using sets, props, and costumes that had been created for those films so the money wouldn't go to waste. Pyun wanted Chuck Norris to star but Cannon forced him to use JCVD. The main villain of Cyborg wore a costume that was supposed to be for Skeletor and which incorporated parts of the costume (the chainmail) of the character Blade from the first MOTU film.

    • @eldrichnemo9312
      @eldrichnemo9312 24 дня назад

      This is why I read the comments on this channel for history like this, thanks for sharing, I think it's interesting how "bad" films like these make the best of what they've got and reuse assets. Sorta sad we never got such a goofball He-Man sequel though, that would have been painfully 80s!

  • @FuzzyPyrate
    @FuzzyPyrate 6 дней назад

    20:58 "Captain AMEREEKA EES EEN KALIFORNIA!" - Frigin private jet flyes by with a cartoon rocket engine sound effect 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hexilaiho6858
    @hexilaiho6858 Месяц назад

    Thank you for ALL of these clips! This saves me a lot from going through a lot of movies!😂 Me&my lady recently watched a Charlton Heston classic called "Omega man" from 1973. I remembered it being good after seeing it sometimes in the 90's&after rewatching it, I am certain that this would fall into your category of so bad it's good stuff. We both couldn't stop laughing at some scenes&the logic...😂😂😂 but it's still better than the remake I am legend.😁
    Anyway, we truly enjoy your clips&hope to see more from you!😎👌🏻

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely Месяц назад +4

    As a long suffering comic book fan I must contest the idea that THIS film is in anyway a representation of what the character of Captain America is like in the books. The MCU Captain America films succeeded to capture audiences IN SPITE of garbage like this and the terrible 1970s TV movies. As someone that remembers going out of my way to find a vhs copy of this as an 11yr old I always try to remind people that in 2024 they are living in a virtual utopia when it comes to the current state of comic book movies! The 90s was such an awful time for Marvel across the board that just having a film or show about a comic book character exist was an event unto itself! We forgave SO MUCH TRASH! Shit like this is always a sobering reminder that things could always be so much worse when it comes to comic book movies and adaptations of things people love.

    • @brianp-c1609
      @brianp-c1609 Месяц назад +3

      Captain America: Winter Soldier is one of if not the best current comic book movie.

    • @langleymneely
      @langleymneely Месяц назад +1

      @@brianp-c1609 An all time masterpiece!

  • @vincentserrano1595
    @vincentserrano1595 Месяц назад +2

    Loving the channel guys !! All the best from Ireland

  • @davidbeaver39
    @davidbeaver39 Месяц назад

    Definitely made my 4th of July day fantastic!!!! I know its butt breaking work to put up video posts, but WE NEED MORE JASON!!!! FANTASTIC ENTERTAINMENT THANKS!!!! HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO YOU ALL!!! NEXT MOVIE, SOON PLEASE!!!!

  • @martijn_yt
    @martijn_yt 14 дней назад

    ‘She is playing with her cat’
    -‘Her cat ?’

    ‘Yeah’
    😂

  • @Graves-81_69
    @Graves-81_69 Месяц назад +1

    I still have this VHS from back in the day lol. “this is that piece of shit you talk about all time” I had to rewatch it and laugh my ass off

  • @gregorykizer5538
    @gregorykizer5538 Месяц назад +3

    Enjoy the review…not trying to get cool points, but I love this channel and Jason I respect you and Erin for putting your lives on display for us. F these guys that hide behind the comments page to be disrespectful to you guys. I am appreciative of what you do.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +3

      Thanks! It's a lot of fun in here - barely any negativity.

  • @Andy_Sidaris
    @Andy_Sidaris Месяц назад +4

    Germans Italians were allies but the Italians tried to surrender and switch sides and the Germans occupied the country.
    Wouldn't be unusual for them to take out Italian civilians

  • @Redfleminem
    @Redfleminem Месяц назад +1

    ‘He got his ass blasted in deliverance’ what a legacy for Ned Beatty haha

  • @josefgordon7712
    @josefgordon7712 Месяц назад +1

    14:40 okay, in this scene, Captain America need to look like he’s about to poop his diaper, and action! Perfect!

  • @joshuascott3428
    @joshuascott3428 Месяц назад +20

    talian Red Skull alone makes the movie almost so bad its good

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +5

      He cuts his own hand off 🤣

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku Месяц назад +2

      @@joshuascott3428 Now you can watch Orange Skull take on Tug Benson in real life.

  • @rush1er
    @rush1er Месяц назад +3

    To be fair with the whole "strapped to a rocket" scene, that IS how it went down in the comics.

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 Месяц назад

      yeah but he didn't crash in Alaska and lose THAT easy

    • @rush1er
      @rush1er Месяц назад

      @@chrisbuttonshaw2088 I'mlol he does suck

    • @ahappyshow
      @ahappyshow Месяц назад

      Not exactly how it went down, no. Strapped to a rocket is pretty much it. No kids, not the Red Skull, not flying to the White house and then to Alaska... Quite a lot that's different.

  • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
    @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku Месяц назад +13

    Ned Beatty! He once squealed like a Dave downing a can of beer.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Месяц назад +8

      Nothing sounds as horrific as Dave downing a beer.

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku Месяц назад +1

      @JasonBrant True. With this, Dave can usher in the apocalypse.

  • @davidjones6470
    @davidjones6470 Месяц назад

    As always great upload

  • @refinedsugar
    @refinedsugar Месяц назад

    I'm glad you guys had fun because this looks like a dumpster fire. Happy Albert Pyun had kept his streak of directing bad flicks intact though.

  • @jcoptimus
    @jcoptimus Месяц назад +1

    For a second, I thought this was the Captain America movie with Reb Brown.

  • @mikemcdermott395
    @mikemcdermott395 Месяц назад

    Sweet I'm already buzzed so after this I should be lit!! You guys Rock have a great 4th of July!!🤘🤘🍻🍻📼📼

  • @brianlujan7089
    @brianlujan7089 27 дней назад

    I like to think that Captain America just runs around in the woods like sasquatch now

  • @manicpixiefangirl4189
    @manicpixiefangirl4189 Месяц назад

    I was wondering if anyone would bring up the rubber ears and you didn’t disappoint! 😆

  • @hansgraichen8051
    @hansgraichen8051 Месяц назад +1

    Captain America on SBIG on the 4th of July! That’s the true sound of freedom! [Looks off into the distance, a single tear falls).

    • @ttimlake
      @ttimlake Месяц назад +1

      A single tear rolled down my cheek, turned into a bald eagle and flew away.

  • @rushmore3927
    @rushmore3927 Месяц назад

    Great as always! Two observations: Canada "is" part of America 😉 and the young officer in the beginning lab scene is Will Robinson from the original Lost In Space.

  • @personatodo
    @personatodo Месяц назад +1

    "This movie's not very good" .. D'oh. What are you expecting? One of the unintentionally funniest scene in the movie is when Cap give the President a thumbs up and said " Hey Mr. President... Thanks!" So bad it's good.

  • @bonbonarobonbonarov1333
    @bonbonarobonbonarov1333 Месяц назад

    Love it ! ❤🎉
    Thanks for doing that !

  • @samspurgeon4222
    @samspurgeon4222 Месяц назад

    Cap boinking the granddaughter of his love interest from WW2 is comics accurate. He took up with Sharon Carter, Agent of SHIELD, and creepily enough, granddaughter of Peggy Carter....the end of End Game coulda been way different lol

  • @xen6093
    @xen6093 Месяц назад

    I have wanted you guys to see Carjacker Captain America for ages - lol - glad to see it on the channel finally

  • @ankushchauhan7563
    @ankushchauhan7563 26 дней назад

    hahahahhhhhahaahahahjhahahah, snacks, beer, and your videos are the best combination