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  • @JeremiahPeoples
    @JeremiahPeoples  3 года назад +6685

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    • @eyalhaber1767
      @eyalhaber1767 3 года назад +49

      Lmao pin this so everyone sees it instead of dying in the comment section

    • @raymakbutwithmoustache6413
      @raymakbutwithmoustache6413 3 года назад +28

      @@eyalhaber1767 Your wise words were heard. My fellow friend. You may now ascend to the throne

    • @maiamaya6083
      @maiamaya6083 3 года назад +4

      @@eyalhaber1767 Xddd bruh

    • @nickmarcos5553
      @nickmarcos5553 3 года назад +2

      Wha

    • @nickmarcos5553
      @nickmarcos5553 3 года назад +1

      How this got 15m views and few comments

  • @jjpark98
    @jjpark98 3 года назад +16521

    I'll never forget my Database professor saying "Be good at using google and you'll have a long and successful career as a developer" on the first day of class.

    • @SergioPSC
      @SergioPSC 3 года назад +694

      Well he wasn't wrong

    • @arebee4592
      @arebee4592 3 года назад +500

      Yea it’s crazy how people can literally pick up so much employable knowledge just by googling or signing up for courses online

    • @kucingtepijalan3459
      @kucingtepijalan3459 3 года назад +500

      So basically, "If you don't have Internet connection you're fucked"

    • @jjpark98
      @jjpark98 3 года назад +569

      @@kucingtepijalan3459 That's essentially what he said. And you know what? He wasn't wrong. I once tried completing a coding assignment on the bus with obviously no internet and I couldn't get through more than 10% through it without thinking about how nice it would be to look this problem up.

    • @SpinDuality
      @SpinDuality 3 года назад +87

      @@jjpark98 Imagine having a screenshot on your phone for the codes, because the teacher wants you to do a simple coding without a reference. HA, couldn't be me...

  • @80greaty
    @80greaty 3 года назад +21677

    "It doesn't work, why?"
    *10 minutes later
    "It works... why?"

    • @GoldenUnlimited
      @GoldenUnlimited 3 года назад +288

      OH MY GOSH YES XD

    • @aggelos_kilitis5405
      @aggelos_kilitis5405 3 года назад +521

      if it works, you leave it as it is

    • @horushyperion76
      @horushyperion76 3 года назад +99

      There really gotta be a code doctor

    • @goddammitno_
      @goddammitno_ 3 года назад +380

      So whatcha tryna say is
      half of programming is about trying to figure out why it *doesn't* work, and second half is about figuring out why it *does* work

    • @aggelos_kilitis5405
      @aggelos_kilitis5405 3 года назад +110

      ​@@goddammitno_ Exactly

  • @thefireman17492
    @thefireman17492 3 года назад +13823

    Random guy: this is my code!
    Everyone: OUR Code.

    • @tomsterbg8130
      @tomsterbg8130 3 года назад +515

      Programmers turn out to be bigger communists than I though!

    • @PD-qu8dq
      @PD-qu8dq 3 года назад +63

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂...We Did It!!!

    • @Fleble
      @Fleble 3 года назад +140

      sharing is caring

    • @cathylin6140
      @cathylin6140 3 года назад +99

      COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL

    • @azurev2258
      @azurev2258 3 года назад +57

      *Communism Intensifies*

  • @Rails0512
    @Rails0512 6 месяцев назад +1168

    The same as IT support. We don't get paid to know how to fix every problem, we get paid to know how to Google and find the solution and know enough to be able to implement it

    • @jdur7987
      @jdur7987 5 месяцев назад +28

      Funny enough when I called tech support they couldn't figure out the issue, so I used Google and figured it out myself. Then let them know I fixed the problem.

    • @lilycalico3957
      @lilycalico3957 5 месяцев назад +12

      Still takes hours of time, frustration, effort, and knowledge! It’s worth the pay!

    • @vvsmixing
      @vvsmixing 5 месяцев назад

      @@lilycalico3957they got chat gpt for that now

    • @DeAnoJackson
      @DeAnoJackson 5 месяцев назад +9

      Absolute facts. We don't know everything, but we know enough to be able to find a sensible answer amongst all the nonsense and make it work.
      Have said that, we know a LOT

    • @get.sassyxd
      @get.sassyxd 5 месяцев назад +2

      Literally 😂

  • @ImJackTV
    @ImJackTV 3 года назад +8740

    Types code correctly: errors
    Types the same code: WORKS

    • @mook_10
      @mook_10 3 года назад +870

      the worst thing is when your code doesn't work and you get up and take a break and when you come back it suddenly works

    • @augustdruzgal475
      @augustdruzgal475 3 года назад +446

      Sometimes I just delete a block of text and type it again because it is literally magic

    • @nerfwalid9568
      @nerfwalid9568 3 года назад +65

      @@augustdruzgal475 yes especially with python

    • @meh...02
      @meh...02 3 года назад +138

      @@mook_10 or u search for 3 days then find out you forget to type ","

    • @mariusgabrielchifan1986
      @mariusgabrielchifan1986 3 года назад +36

      And it was a forgotton {[]}

  • @DominiqueP93
    @DominiqueP93 3 года назад +5345

    Beginners: Hey that worked!
    Experts: Wait, that worked?

    • @dylanstyles6431
      @dylanstyles6431 3 года назад +324

      Lmao, that was literally me when a junior asked me to check his code and I just saw the 1000 lines and replied "Its all good!" And he was like "Thanks for checking, it works!"

    • @anthonysinclair1578
      @anthonysinclair1578 3 года назад +84

      I'm definitely the expert saying : wait, that worked.

    • @folkloreevermore2797
      @folkloreevermore2797 3 года назад +23

      @@dylanstyles6431 dude wth😂😂😀

    • @hecccatto
      @hecccatto 3 года назад +10

      can relate to this lel

    • @Licht_Celeste
      @Licht_Celeste 3 года назад +4

      @@dylanstyles6431 wait... it works 🤣

  • @BoredKevin
    @BoredKevin 3 года назад +10378

    the "let's go" part of being proud after stealing someones code is so accurate ngl

    • @Clarity520
      @Clarity520 3 года назад +318

      I literally just did that this morning and I thought I was watching myself lmao

    • @s2000s7
      @s2000s7 3 года назад +45

      ME TOO HAHAHAHA

    • @A_Terrible_Person
      @A_Terrible_Person 3 года назад +217

      Im usually not proud i stole it im proud it worked with my code

    • @minitin108
      @minitin108 3 года назад +113

      hippity hoppity your code is my property

    • @SimplyCivilise
      @SimplyCivilise 3 года назад +95

      if is stealing then why did the owner of the code publish it?

  • @YourDepressoSir
    @YourDepressoSir 6 месяцев назад +518

    There's something immensely satisfying about finding the perfect stackoverflow answer

    • @Alvaruhx
      @Alvaruhx 5 месяцев назад +7

      how to search its an art

  • @smm5181
    @smm5181 3 года назад +5617

    Him: this don't make sense
    Stackoverflow: yes it does
    Him: yes it does.

    • @jackb348
      @jackb348 3 года назад +34

      Prismatic Me: no it doesn’t or it isn’t necessarily applicable in my particular context.

    • @Kisuji_
      @Kisuji_ 3 года назад +2

      lmaooooo this comment

    • @smm5181
      @smm5181 3 года назад +1

      Wow ty for 1K likes

    • @999rupeesgreg
      @999rupeesgreg 3 года назад +1

      It's like ppl copying ABD Lmao

    • @lilastroneer
      @lilastroneer 3 года назад

      Yes it does

  • @kaplield4565
    @kaplield4565 3 года назад +12158

    "It isn't working? Why?"
    *deletes 6 lines*
    "It's working? Why?"

    • @retardman5193
      @retardman5193 3 года назад +521

      It is working because you deleted the 6 lines 😎

    • @ilikeoranges8784
      @ilikeoranges8784 3 года назад +162

      Well its because you deleted 6 lines

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 3 года назад +724

      The worst thing is when you're trying to figure out why it works and someone says "why bother? If it works it works"

    • @stewartmoir9464
      @stewartmoir9464 3 года назад +829

      More like: "it's not working"
      *deletes 6 lines*
      "It's not working"
      *undeletes*
      "Now it's working"

    • @TrebleWing
      @TrebleWing 3 года назад +51

      Definitely have had this happen. I code 6502 assembly, and cycle specific stuff can matter on quirky systems. Like events that only apply to even or odd frames.

  • @dylanjames8555
    @dylanjames8555 3 года назад +120338

    We don't get paid big money for just copying and pasting, we get paid big money for knowing how to copy and paste the right things in the right order.

    • @ipertatosellinas615
      @ipertatosellinas615 3 года назад +7115

      This..^ this speaks..

    • @ipertatosellinas615
      @ipertatosellinas615 3 года назад +8473

      same as tech support we all know how to google we just know what to google

    • @dylanjames8555
      @dylanjames8555 3 года назад +1048

      @@ipertatosellinas615 yupppp

    • @WestCoastAce27
      @WestCoastAce27 3 года назад +2252

      Very true. This is a great video. But you still have to know what to look for and how to make it all work together.
      PS - he should have changed a few variable names.

    • @sediew
      @sediew 3 года назад +329

      And what to copy and paste

  • @AurA_XT
    @AurA_XT 6 месяцев назад +184

    As a wise man once said
    "Hippty hoppity, your code is now my property"

    • @DemsterDog
      @DemsterDog 5 месяцев назад +1

      He need some milk

    • @itachisasuke7764
      @itachisasuke7764 5 месяцев назад

      Why is that so cute?

    • @itachisasuke7764
      @itachisasuke7764 5 месяцев назад

      Why is that so cute?

    • @AurA_XT
      @AurA_XT 5 месяцев назад

      @@itachisasuke7764 _*cutely wiggles your balls_

  • @johnmarshallyt
    @johnmarshallyt 3 года назад +56917

    Everybody gangsta until StackOverflow says "You're the first person to ask this question"

  • @carsonprice3420
    @carsonprice3420 3 года назад +13624

    The funniest part is non-coders really won’t believe how accurate this is

    • @JeremiahPeoples
      @JeremiahPeoples  3 года назад +873

      😂 IYKYK😂

    • @ohyeah8224
      @ohyeah8224 3 года назад +598

      I only understood because I'm a game dev xD. I do SOME coding but not a lot.

    • @JeremiahPeoples
      @JeremiahPeoples  3 года назад +1228

      A dev is a dev is a dev

    • @bryanurizar
      @bryanurizar 3 года назад +35

      😂😂😂

    • @dnynu
      @dnynu 3 года назад +354

      Need to have knowledge to know where to paste it with modifying little bit

  • @Pfyzer
    @Pfyzer 3 года назад +37597

    Coding have 2 moods:
    1. "It doesn't work, and I don't know why"
    2. "It finally works, and I don't know why"

    • @kingpiplup5258
      @kingpiplup5258 3 года назад +1825

      This is the most accurate thing ever

    • @stevenrais9360
      @stevenrais9360 3 года назад +526

      This was basically my college microcontrollers class in a nutshell

    • @m.guypirate6900
      @m.guypirate6900 3 года назад +330

      3. I finally got #2 but now I have 10 more #1s

    • @nathanjay4788
      @nathanjay4788 3 года назад +65

      @ً how is it relatable if you don't even code

    • @deemo1775
      @deemo1775 3 года назад +178

      @@nathanjay4788 Stuff like that doesn't only happen in coding so

  • @matthewisabella8145
    @matthewisabella8145 6 месяцев назад +88

    The pop-off celebration when it miraculously works is so real

  • @animalvideo9105
    @animalvideo9105 3 года назад +3604

    When the code didn't work : "I Can't believe it !!!"
    When the code work : "I Can't believe it !!!"

    • @AnubhavPrabhakar
      @AnubhavPrabhakar 3 года назад +49

      the accuracy of this

    • @dharmaraja41
      @dharmaraja41 3 года назад +4

      Haha good one!

    • @Data-PR0
      @Data-PR0 3 года назад +21

      When u find a comment that's so accurate:I can't believe it !!!

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 3 года назад +18

      @@Data-PR0
      When you find a substitute hydrogenated oil butter spread tasting like butter!
      *"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"*

    • @TeluguSoft
      @TeluguSoft 3 года назад +1

      Absolutely correct.. 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @ling0s138
    @ling0s138 3 года назад +15343

    So you’re telling me all that cheating I did in my high school computer programming class was just me being ahead of the curve?

    • @joshambush8574
      @joshambush8574 3 года назад +397

      😂💯💯💯

    • @joshambush8574
      @joshambush8574 3 года назад +320

      Underrated comment

    • @ONEPUNCHHH
      @ONEPUNCHHH 3 года назад +766

      As a china man once said, "if ur feeling dumb,copy and paste works"

    • @lucasmancini2
      @lucasmancini2 3 года назад +842

      Yes you where! A programmer is a problem solver. It doesn’t matter how you solve it as long kt gets solved.

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 года назад +26

      Yes

  • @augustdruzgal475
    @augustdruzgal475 3 года назад +68381

    Don't forget retyping the code so that you can convince yourself it's your own brainpower

    • @yasharote1602
      @yasharote1602 3 года назад +1584

      Back here after months 🤣.Thank you for so much likes on just a bunch of laughing emojis. Understood how relatable it is to everyone 😂😂😂😂

    • @aperson4475
      @aperson4475 3 года назад +2037

      This hurts ahhh! XD

    • @captaing7709
      @captaing7709 3 года назад +2603

      this comment ended my nonexistent career

    • @shimuza1154
      @shimuza1154 3 года назад +187

      Bye bye 69

    • @anthonysinclair1578
      @anthonysinclair1578 3 года назад +246

      Shut up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Noubodi
    @Noubodi 6 месяцев назад +106

    There's four buttons a pro programmer needs
    Ctrl, A, C and V

    • @cereal9525
      @cereal9525 5 месяцев назад +4

      Uhumm, for the Mac users out there, it command A, C and V

    • @Noubodi
      @Noubodi 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@cereal9525 who tf even uses mac to program?

    • @Imagine_Baggins
      @Imagine_Baggins 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@cereal9525
      mac 😂

    • @akaza8178
      @akaza8178 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@NoubodiMost of the people who can afford it do so..

    • @nico7674
      @nico7674 4 месяца назад

      @@Noubodi the biggest tech comp in the industry basically

  • @carsin9067
    @carsin9067 3 года назад +3235

    When u get no errors and you walk away for lunch or dinner feeling like a genius

    • @imjeffreylee
      @imjeffreylee 3 года назад +147

      if it didnt work as you wished and you still dont get errors thats another story

    • @carsin9067
      @carsin9067 3 года назад +21

      @@imjeffreylee yes lol

    • @ghoskali2086
      @ghoskali2086 3 года назад +3

      @@imjeffreylee Nomaaa

    • @DualWisdom
      @DualWisdom 3 года назад +8

      Don't know can't relate

    • @yololeizers4588
      @yololeizers4588 3 года назад +1

      Prank your friends with this simple script ruclips.net/video/U65JgAD0Dwc/видео.html IT IS REALLY EASYYY HAHAHA LOLLL

  • @funfact7233
    @funfact7233 3 года назад +3668

    That first click where he doesn’t manage to select the text is everything.

  • @alphanumeric6582
    @alphanumeric6582 3 года назад +3140

    Dad: Are ya coding son?
    Son: *ctrl+v* Yes dad

  • @Lord_eBatts
    @Lord_eBatts 6 месяцев назад +48

    Without tutorials, the CTRL key and the c + v keys, the internet would be dead

  • @rumperdumper
    @rumperdumper 3 года назад +2157

    The first missclick while trying to highlight the code pretty much sums up my entire programming career

    • @JeremiahPeoples
      @JeremiahPeoples  3 года назад +261

      It’s the little things

    • @petertodorov5592
      @petertodorov5592 3 года назад +7

      420 likes

    • @1122markj
      @1122markj 3 года назад +7

      And Leaning on the right click button sums up mine.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 года назад +3

      Right click -> copy -> right click -> paste -> run symbol in pycharm.

    • @serious.business
      @serious.business 3 года назад +10

      @@MrCmon113
      I'm about to change your life.
      CTRL+C, CTRL+V

  • @noesnoes3969
    @noesnoes3969 3 года назад +4599

    Beginner: "I don't even know what this does."
    Expert: "I don't even know what this does."

    • @asadashino412
      @asadashino412 3 года назад +35

      security to hop office. clown is trying to steal Ian.

    • @guyug6940
      @guyug6940 3 года назад +5

      SS13 PFP

    • @asadashino412
      @asadashino412 3 года назад +2

      @@guyug6940 cultured.

    • @noesnoes3969
      @noesnoes3969 3 года назад +4

      @@asadashino412 sec is busy chasing a naked man through maints

    • @shadowmist9093
      @shadowmist9093 3 года назад +2

      HELP MAINT HELP CHANGELIN- It's all good guys I was just being pranked by the clown haha

  • @noahholke4980
    @noahholke4980 3 года назад +4758

    "All Programmers Can Relate"
    13 mil people that probably aren't programmers: interesting

    • @JeremiahPeoples
      @JeremiahPeoples  3 года назад +302

      😂

    • @GhostStealth590
      @GhostStealth590 3 года назад +94

      It was my senior year of HS when I realized I didn’t want to go into the coding/IT field. And tbh, I don’t regret it. HS coding was fun and all, but I couldn’t make it a lifelong career.

    • @yusufgazi7
      @yusufgazi7 3 года назад +7

      My dad is one lol

    • @noahholke4980
      @noahholke4980 3 года назад +4

      @@yusufgazi7 epic

    • @SpinDuality
      @SpinDuality 3 года назад +4

      Tried coding once and never tried it again, wish I knew this in the past. Then I would've known that I can just copy and paste it instead of CODING IT ALL, and some of it won't even work.:'(

  • @TheNookOfficial
    @TheNookOfficial 6 месяцев назад +7

    The taking the headphones off is such an incredible detail. Literally you get so into it that you NEED them off

  • @lawrencemichael5571
    @lawrencemichael5571 3 года назад +6820

    Copying from Stackoverflow and then feeling like a genius is spot on.
    I did it again guys! Damn I'm smart!

    • @THESJS
      @THESJS 3 года назад +65

      So funny but true and also its more fun when u see the other new guy get in the same problem and suffering and since hes new hes like i guess i have to know the answer and u just watch

    • @zombiemanjames
      @zombiemanjames 3 года назад +46

      God bless for stackoverflow

    • @goddamnit
      @goddamnit 3 года назад +22

      Google Fu is part of the skill, so yeah

    • @kingkidlazar16
      @kingkidlazar16 3 года назад +1

      Please support us ruclips.net/video/lT_L-TfwIaI/видео.html

    • @user-njyzcip
      @user-njyzcip 3 года назад +20

      Like my professor said, you ain't copying if you referenced it

  • @neutrin0329
    @neutrin0329 2 года назад +3884

    “I stole your code”
    “It’s not my code”

    • @r4cerr
      @r4cerr 2 года назад +316

      'our' code

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 2 года назад +56

      Reminds me of "It's not my wallet"

    • @fbi6555
      @fbi6555 2 года назад +57

      Bro code 😎 🔥

    • @taiqs
      @taiqs 2 года назад +6

      @@puppergump4117 that’s the reference

    • @abduazmganiyev6198
      @abduazmganiyev6198 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @nikellance8711
    @nikellance8711 3 года назад +2957

    Everybody gangsta until it shows you an error in a line that doesn't exist

    • @kiruuttori8539
      @kiruuttori8539 3 года назад +144

      Or a error In code which you cant edit, like some library for example

    • @303offroad
      @303offroad 3 года назад +84

      @@kiruuttori8539 until you realize that library error is stemming from a line of code you just wrote.

    • @kiruuttori8539
      @kiruuttori8539 3 года назад +53

      @@303offroad yeah, but as a startin programmer that wasnt so obliviously. But the problem is always from the writers code.

    • @nobilisvaga5267
      @nobilisvaga5267 3 года назад +7

      Dude the pain🤕

    • @ChrisParayno
      @ChrisParayno 3 года назад +2

      So true

  • @hopeyoonies
    @hopeyoonies 5 месяцев назад +20

    I can still remember the look on my brother's face when he saw me copy paste a code while working hahaahaha

    • @Reason_over_Dogma
      @Reason_over_Dogma 5 месяцев назад

      His reaction must have been like " omg you get paid doing this?" 😂

  • @abc12389
    @abc12389 2 года назад +5598

    The fact that he failed to select the code the first time makes it even more relatable

    • @xhoiloci7616
      @xhoiloci7616 2 года назад +51

      I was soooo looking for this comment like damn looll 😂😂😂

    • @abc12389
      @abc12389 2 года назад +8

      @Nandu That's right

    • @FBI-Agent.
      @FBI-Agent. 2 года назад +11

      @@abc12389 Hippity hoppity your code is now my property..

    • @neutrin0329
      @neutrin0329 2 года назад +16

      @@FBI-Agent. “I stole your code”
      “It’s not my code”

    • @FBI-Agent.
      @FBI-Agent. 2 года назад +10

      @@neutrin0329 NO IS *OUR* CODE..

  • @2nd-place
    @2nd-place 3 года назад +3474

    Yeah, I’m convinced there’s about 27 people in the entire world who know how to do all of the programming and we’re just cheating off their homework. They’re pretty cool about it too and everything just kinda somehow works.

    • @DavidKohout
      @DavidKohout 3 года назад +43

      😂😂😂

    • @likwidmocean
      @likwidmocean 3 года назад +78

      Jon Skeet, Martin Fowler and Bob Martin are in the 27 people.

    • @natetolbert3671
      @natetolbert3671 3 года назад +12

      @@likwidmocean in Bob's their uncle!

    • @jumper2506
      @jumper2506 3 года назад +15

      Last time I checked it was 26 only. 😭😂

    • @dandyND
      @dandyND 3 года назад +81

      Those are the people who actually reads all the doc and source code, for newer languages, the official docs are actually very helpful and most of the time would be better than forum posts, you'll also understand what's actually going on. At least that's my experience so far

  • @aiv4873
    @aiv4873 3 года назад +2582

    If stack overflow shuts down, half of all programmer will lose their jobs overnight.

    • @ayushbari7174
      @ayushbari7174 3 года назад +18

      lol, is that true

    • @SAZTAPO
      @SAZTAPO 3 года назад +81

      @@ayushbari7174 yea,
      Spending 23 hours for a single script that could possible not work is not good

    • @ultrasoulviver
      @ultrasoulviver 3 года назад +35

      Half, try 90%

    • @PineUpAll
      @PineUpAll 3 года назад +4

      Half? 🤣

    • @raildnilb7215
      @raildnilb7215 3 года назад

      true

  • @jefffirehead4765
    @jefffirehead4765 6 месяцев назад +17

    1 Stack overflow
    2 trial and error
    3 Stack overflow

  • @dougalex9521
    @dougalex9521 3 года назад +2847

    "Are you a full stack developer?"
    "Yes, full stackoverflow"

  • @Red-cr8sj
    @Red-cr8sj 3 года назад +3955

    Hackers in movies: *slightly gazes at keyboard* “im in”.

    • @aanya4852
      @aanya4852 3 года назад +63

      Why is this so true

    • @gachacookie0.o846
      @gachacookie0.o846 3 года назад +135

      Fr this is what they be typing:jevuexiw. And then they be like “I’m in”

    • @damnnegroye8908
      @damnnegroye8908 3 года назад +9

      @@gachacookie0.o846 shut up gacha

    • @luvvdevii3498
      @luvvdevii3498 3 года назад +29

      @@damnnegroye8908 look at your username-😬😂😂😂

    • @yololeizers4588
      @yololeizers4588 3 года назад +2

      Prank your friends with this simple script ruclips.net/video/U65JgAD0Dwc/видео.html IT IS REALLY EASYYY HAHAHA LOLLL

  • @javierpolo8762
    @javierpolo8762 3 года назад +7104

    programming is basically:
    "Your password is not correct"
    "Your password is not correct"
    And when you get to change it:
    "Your password is the same as the last one."
    Edit: This comment blew up!! I'm glad my first big comment is not about sex or something weird :)

    • @DearHRS
      @DearHRS 3 года назад +160

      dude, stop relating xD

    • @prepared4465
      @prepared4465 3 года назад +55

      Literally happened to me on PlayStation the other day

    • @alanwong1646
      @alanwong1646 3 года назад +123

      "Please enter your old/current password"
      Me: Did I really need to create new password if I remember my older/current password??

    • @javierpolo8762
      @javierpolo8762 3 года назад +15

      @@alanwong1646 I now right? It's taken years for me to realize!!
      edit: know*

    • @alanwong1646
      @alanwong1646 3 года назад +6

      @@javierpolo8762 *know
      I still can't believe that and can't figure it out until now😅

  • @jkingjay9545
    @jkingjay9545 5 месяцев назад +7

    That "lets go" is everything
    no greater feeling

  • @lucianojadur
    @lucianojadur 3 года назад +3602

    0. Trainee
    D. Junior
    C. Ssr
    B. Senior
    A. Chief engineer
    S. the guy who answers the solution in StackOverflow

    • @tebogo10
      @tebogo10 3 года назад +115

      Nah that that S guy is a G

    • @dralpha9681
      @dralpha9681 3 года назад +96

      @@tebogo10 nah the creator of stack developer is the god

    • @mavis6387
      @mavis6387 3 года назад +15

      @@tebogo10 i like ya cut g

    • @ProMode-px1wk
      @ProMode-px1wk 3 года назад +1

      Are these video game damage levels

    • @albertpirelius
      @albertpirelius 3 года назад +3

      @@ProMode-px1wk deez nuts

  • @Pwanchi
    @Pwanchi 3 года назад +4032

    Programming and coding in general is mostly composed of staring at a screen for hours trying to find an error, and going to Stack Overflow for solutions.

    • @shamalamadingleberry7203
      @shamalamadingleberry7203 3 года назад +187

      Only to find out you made the wrong sign that you overlooked 20 times. Haha

    • @silvervirio3642
      @silvervirio3642 3 года назад +36

      Whats the difference between coding and programming.

    • @xxdeadoutxx761
      @xxdeadoutxx761 3 года назад +70

      @@silvervirio3642 There’s some difference but basically zero

    • @Sabbath_x
      @Sabbath_x 3 года назад +39

      @@silvervirio3642 I’d say the difference is just the word like it’s a synonym

    • @catherine4077
      @catherine4077 3 года назад +12

      And the funniest thing is they think we write everything .

  • @anomaly3215
    @anomaly3215 3 года назад +1220

    the fact that he manually copy pasted instead of ctrl c and ctrl v crushes my soul

    • @donotlook6048
      @donotlook6048 3 года назад +6

      Thought the same 😂

    • @Hero.S
      @Hero.S 3 года назад +38

      Maybe it vanished because of how much copy and paste has been done and broke down

    • @Diego3Ke
      @Diego3Ke 3 года назад +3

      I wonder if he Alt+Tab'd

    • @goddammitno_
      @goddammitno_ 3 года назад +4

      It's anxiety thing :(

    • @gerryy8540
      @gerryy8540 3 года назад +92

      he did it like that to show the camera that he copied it

  • @donventura2116
    @donventura2116 5 месяцев назад +9

    You know you're screwed when even the stack overflow answer doesn't make sense to you. I worked a long time without a senior dev to guide me and it was brutal sometimes with no one to ask for help.

    • @BlackHoleSpain
      @BlackHoleSpain 4 месяца назад

      I've never worked with people who could guide me in the last 25 years!!!!

  • @Dogbehu
    @Dogbehu 3 года назад +2572

    "So your resume says you have years of programming experience"
    "Yes"
    "I must warn you, this workplace doesn't allow internet connection"
    "I'll see myself out"

    • @aizen3606
      @aizen3606 3 года назад +203

      Damn
      Coding on the paper, very 19th centuary

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair 3 года назад +104

      *Programming on typewriter

    • @orress3816
      @orress3816 3 года назад +39

      @@aizen3606 I'm pretty sure programming exams are done that way in most parts of my country... (I'm russian btw)

    • @helpletmego4216
      @helpletmego4216 3 года назад +5

      @@orress3816 без интернета или прям на бумаге?)

    • @orress3816
      @orress3816 3 года назад +9

      @@helpletmego4216 прям на бумаге

  • @someguyv1188
    @someguyv1188 3 года назад +10363

    I'm sure 80% of all programmers would lose their jobs if stack overflow went offline.

    • @JeremiahPeoples
      @JeremiahPeoples  3 года назад +1316

      The works would stop spinning

    • @Anonymous-mb9it
      @Anonymous-mb9it 3 года назад +458

      @@chaitali.karmakar you wont know the importance of stack overflow until you start coding noob

    • @karazakiakuno4645
      @karazakiakuno4645 3 года назад +129

      @@chaitali.karmakar You are just jealous arent ya

    • @fist5
      @fist5 3 года назад +145

      @@chaitali.karmakar who on earth cares about IIT or MIT, pattern of teaching is same through out the world, and you aren't the only one working out there.Nonsense

    • @karazakiakuno4645
      @karazakiakuno4645 3 года назад +7

      @@chaitali.karmakar well said

  • @ibarbitrary
    @ibarbitrary 3 года назад +1628

    The removing the headphones part was spot on. 100% true.

    • @dynaheart
      @dynaheart 3 года назад +32

      Gotta focus

    • @ibarbitrary
      @ibarbitrary 3 года назад +7

      @Chris Last Name Hearing songs is gangsta until you have to understand some SE answers you just googled up

    • @tyresemvuna4831
      @tyresemvuna4831 3 года назад +20

      Like turning down the TV volume to smell if something is burning in the kitchen

    • @peterhall4216
      @peterhall4216 3 года назад +4

      @Chris Last Name Lol so true, I do that when looking for a parking space

    • @Gonnafuck
      @Gonnafuck 3 года назад

      I can say my mother and father work at Oracle and yea kind of it’s a little different

  • @jacobburgo
    @jacobburgo 5 месяцев назад +4

    Broooooo, that "LET'S GO!" after the manual copy and paste (ignoring StackOverflow's button) is so accurate 😂

  • @Rose-ez9vf
    @Rose-ez9vf 3 года назад +1276

    “So what does this part of the program do?”
    “No idea but whenever I delete it it stops working”

    • @kamogelothokwane8312
      @kamogelothokwane8312 3 года назад +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruh

    • @thatkindcoder7510
      @thatkindcoder7510 3 года назад +4

      entire tf2 spaghetti code be like

    • @chehakmalhotra860
      @chehakmalhotra860 3 года назад +1

      Story of my life

    • @orress3816
      @orress3816 3 года назад +1

      And this is why, you add comments to your code, so you can understand what you actually coded and where

    • @BetaMaster2
      @BetaMaster2 2 года назад

      @@orress3816 comments are for the weak

  • @JmAnYoShI
    @JmAnYoShI 3 года назад +3927

    One of my professors got up on the first day of my computational structures course and told us: “I’m sure all of you are familiar with plagiarism… well get good at it, because that’ll be most of your career.”
    Honestly, greatest lesson I learned in my compsci degree.

    • @PastPositive
      @PastPositive 3 года назад +211

      I'm currently learning Web Design and my instructor showed us an html site on what all the codes do, and how to use them. He says if we so wish we could Copy and Paste (Plagiarise). I completely respect him for that.

    • @OwlNightwind
      @OwlNightwind 3 года назад +106

      I think somewhere around my 2nd year. One of mine said that you could take off your pants, sit on the keyboard with your naked ass and the code would work, but you’ll never know how or why.
      Honestly it’s hilarious from how shit code works better than a well written one sometimes.😅

    • @goosinator659
      @goosinator659 3 года назад +28

      if you could go back and choose any other degree right what would u chose? if u would stick to csi, would u change the field u stuck to? i’m abt to go to uni in a couple of years and i want to know as much as possible to make the right career choice for myself

    • @doverif
      @doverif 3 года назад +2

      @@OwlNightwind lol

    • @saeukanoch.8166
      @saeukanoch.8166 3 года назад +2

      then your professor is the best

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 3 года назад +1885

    Me staring at a screen of 6000 lines of code I wrote yesterday: I don't know who wrote this code but when I find out I am gonna kick their ass

    • @watawatan0w
      @watawatan0w 3 года назад +196

      Write code - "I'll refractor this later so it makes more sense".
      Two weeks later "wtf is going on here. This code makes no sense."

    • @marcoskano4437
      @marcoskano4437 3 года назад +28

      Leave comments in you code so it is easier to see what is going on

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 3 года назад +85

      @@marcoskano4437 thanks for that, all these years and no ones suggested that once!

    • @Curt-0001
      @Curt-0001 3 года назад +1

      Mr. Robot 🤖

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 3 года назад +10

      @moment of the bruh 4 days*

  • @aldrichfireguard2170
    @aldrichfireguard2170 4 месяца назад +2

    That horrified/disgusted look is all too accurate, lmao

  • @bowiemtl
    @bowiemtl 3 года назад +2164

    The part where he says “let’s go” is when his 30th attempt worked

    • @devinmaxwell2955
      @devinmaxwell2955 3 года назад +33

      how do you get it down to 30th i’m at like 76th

    • @caingamin2
      @caingamin2 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @shiro4485
      @shiro4485 3 года назад +3

      The moment when everything works

    • @marcosdanielamaral5015
      @marcosdanielamaral5015 3 года назад +4

      Everytime I compile it, I always say "there's at least 319392+ errors on this" to myself lol

    • @ne9835
      @ne9835 3 года назад

      True!!! 💀💀

  • @EmiwayKazama
    @EmiwayKazama 3 года назад +2231

    Can we take a moment to thank every guy who answers the questions for us 😂

    • @JeremiahPeoples
      @JeremiahPeoples  3 года назад +346

      Or lady

    • @EmiwayKazama
      @EmiwayKazama 3 года назад +37

      @@JeremiahPeoples yeah

    • @3IMAD69
      @3IMAD69 3 года назад +13

      @@JeremiahPeoples no

    • @noapparentfunction
      @noapparentfunction 3 года назад +5

      the most hardworking individual on SO

    • @jazena7975
      @jazena7975 3 года назад +16

      @@JeremiahPeoples aaww thank you for acknowledging our existence, that was nice

  • @kam6206
    @kam6206 3 года назад +2251

    "So why exactly isn't it working?"
    "No clue but if you delete that it works for some reason"

    • @therealforeignwolf
      @therealforeignwolf 3 года назад +28

      Extra characters throwing off the programme

    • @kennethirgendwas4616
      @kennethirgendwas4616 3 года назад +39

      I had that once with a function definition. Function wasnt ever called, but marking as a multi line comment made the code run.

    • @IATube
      @IATube 3 года назад +6

      I know.

    • @ragnarok7976
      @ragnarok7976 3 года назад +6

      @@kennethirgendwas4616 Was it javascript or another scripting language? Some languages aren't strict about semicolons and will run without them but omitting one above your function could have fucked up the definition. Putting a comment in there may have given the interpreter the hint it needed to see the definition.

    • @therealforeignwolf
      @therealforeignwolf 3 года назад +6

      @@ragnarok7976 by interpreter, you mean the interdimentional beings on the other end who actually speak through ones and zeros? they speak in numerics!!! yikes

  • @lainecedes
    @lainecedes 5 месяцев назад +1

    That “oh” is so relatable it hurts

  • @brianq5461
    @brianq5461 3 года назад +3047

    Schools; “That’s cheating. And in your job you won’t be hired if you don’t know how to do this one obscure thing.”

    • @getgamingchris
      @getgamingchris 3 года назад +181

      thank god my school isn't like that, they encurage us to look up the answer

    • @jdiegel804
      @jdiegel804 3 года назад +252

      The funny thing is that more than half of us programmers’ jobs is looking up how to do our job

    • @valeryi3374
      @valeryi3374 3 года назад +28

      I mean, we can give scripts to each others and ideas, but don't write code for us. Where does our experience go then? To copypasting skills?

    • @valeryi3374
      @valeryi3374 3 года назад +15

      It's good to have a reference don't get me wrong. I understand if there is no time and you need a job done, continuing to educate. But maybe you can become the creator of hasty code by writing yourself? Who knows.

    • @Oscar-im2xi
      @Oscar-im2xi 3 года назад +51

      @@valeryi3374 obviously a beginner

  • @0gre191
    @0gre191 3 года назад +1116

    I feel nothing but pity for the poor soul with a question not even Stackoverflow can answer

    • @MrDezra
      @MrDezra 3 года назад +30

      Me when doing Windows Communication Foundation

    • @blazereho811
      @blazereho811 3 года назад +74

      that's when they hit you with the "why do you want to do that?" or "There's already code for that, don't reinvent the wheel" and the downvote

    • @Slippin_Jimmy_
      @Slippin_Jimmy_ 3 года назад +18

      I find that someone has always asked what I need to know, but the answers are often not applicable to my situation (ex. class work that requires use of a particular sorting algorithm)

    • @stankdog1357
      @stankdog1357 3 года назад +4

      Try using the mongo-dart package for pulling data from MongoDB using the dart programming language. That’s the deep end of the pool when it comes to developing without help.

    • @TFE6979
      @TFE6979 3 года назад +6

      I often come to the realization that if I don't find similar questions to what I need, ir probably means that I'm doing something very wrong

  • @RafaelPena-Rios
    @RafaelPena-Rios 11 месяцев назад +6316

    >makes function that returns a number
    >function doesn't return number
    >fall victim to insomnia until you figure out you forgot to add a variable at 3:30 am

    • @blaackberry
      @blaackberry 6 месяцев назад +85

      This. This one 💀

    • @gracetonsanthmayor6687
      @gracetonsanthmayor6687 6 месяцев назад +16

      Bruhhhhhhhh relatable as heck😂

    • @Kaazeda
      @Kaazeda 6 месяцев назад +7

      How can this be so relatable... It was returning nil

    • @rockmaster182
      @rockmaster182 6 месяцев назад +33

      I was scratching my head why my shit wont work until i realize i used char instead of int 💀

    • @honeyyandwine
      @honeyyandwine 6 месяцев назад +7

      ⁠​⁠@@rockmaster182the way this was me the other day but in reverse😭used char for a variable and then did a comparison with int. took me about an hour and a half of combing through the whole program to realize i needed to add the single quotes💀

  • @bex_lynne
    @bex_lynne 6 месяцев назад +8

    I took one semester of coding four years ago and my brain STILL hurts. So much respect 😂

  • @chib4867
    @chib4867 3 года назад +3136

    As a wise man said,
    "Hippity hoppity your code is now my property"

  • @azurev2258
    @azurev2258 3 года назад +1433

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate the true legends who take their time to answer the questions on Stack Overflow.

  • @IanAnimatesBagels
    @IanAnimatesBagels 2 года назад +3389

    first rule of programming: If it works first try, it's a miracle

    • @filefly
      @filefly 2 года назад +254

      If it works first try, it's broken.

    • @mcflurryfrostie
      @mcflurryfrostie Год назад +72

      I learned to accept that the first time I run my code it will always throw exceptions

    • @ferdose05
      @ferdose05 Год назад

      no miracle. there's smth must be wrong.

    • @felipheblatt
      @felipheblatt Год назад +14

      Best feeling ever

    • @QDetective
      @QDetective Год назад

      first rule of programming: fuck programming

  • @tunasandwich8049
    @tunasandwich8049 5 месяцев назад +2

    As the conversation goes
    "I stole your code"
    "That's not even my code"

  • @AAvfx
    @AAvfx 3 года назад +2656

    Yes, saving our time! No harm done! 😂

    • @RonaldsSaveTheWorldGiveaways
      @RonaldsSaveTheWorldGiveaways 3 года назад +4

      Fax

    • @bradensorensen966
      @bradensorensen966 3 года назад +1

      But why copy and paste when it’s probably in the standard library. Dude coulda wrote like two lines of code. 🤣

    • @CharleyCheno
      @CharleyCheno 3 года назад

      lmao

    • @boimna5056
      @boimna5056 3 года назад

      Wow that is relatable

    • @foolonthehill1265
      @foolonthehill1265 3 года назад

      @@boimna5056 ​Google global truth project and click "the Present" tab to see the truth about life/death. It can change the world, especially pgs 1-4

  • @snowy8926
    @snowy8926 3 года назад +1781

    The “let’s go!” Had me lol, exactly my reaction to every time something works for me.

    • @JeremiahPeoples
      @JeremiahPeoples  3 года назад +225

      It’s either “let’s goooo” or “I’m a genius” it’s only those two options after a successful copy and paste job

    • @H12457
      @H12457 3 года назад +6

      For real

    • @theskull9960
      @theskull9960 3 года назад +3

      Yeah me to i just started learning about it and when i finally get something right I'm like "fuck yeaa!"

    • @surendarr1857
      @surendarr1857 3 года назад +5

      Specifically " Hello wrold".

    • @Zaketh_
      @Zaketh_ 3 года назад +5

      I'm dying this is exactly how I react when some broken ass code just works

  • @JDotS.
    @JDotS. 3 года назад +1233

    *slowly types one letter*
    “Alright Theres already 14 errors”

    • @SubjectiveObserver
      @SubjectiveObserver 3 года назад +38

      I remember that happening on a school project, and thinking about the career ahead of me. I just laughed.

    • @ritwikreddy5670
      @ritwikreddy5670 3 года назад +16

      Oh, I remember that all too well. I once got an error on a 4 line code despite being programming for almost 2 years.

    • @gustavalbers3238
      @gustavalbers3238 3 года назад +12

      Uses library: error in line 207 while you have written 10 lines

    • @awsmegmr222
      @awsmegmr222 3 года назад +3

      Codepen in a nutshell

    • @TazMainian2015
      @TazMainian2015 3 года назад

      Typing an essay in high school be like:

  • @fatalerror4296
    @fatalerror4296 6 месяцев назад

    Love the absolutely visceral reaction to things you dont know, spot on

  • @jonathanbrown4961
    @jonathanbrown4961 3 года назад +2957

    I wonder if StackOverflow developers use StackOverflow

    • @JeremiahPeoples
      @JeremiahPeoples  3 года назад +867

      *he knows too much*

    • @YurieSnowie
      @YurieSnowie 3 года назад +81

      Did the devs of StackOverflow cause a paradox? Epic

    • @_futur3_298
      @_futur3_298 3 года назад +28

      What did they to before they made StackOverflow??

    • @HenryTitor
      @HenryTitor 3 года назад +22

      @@_futur3_298 They used to use StackRealloc

    • @mqegg
      @mqegg 3 года назад +3

      The people who invented code made it

  • @Excaliburdude
    @Excaliburdude 2 года назад +2558

    Whoever created Stack Overflow deserves a pass to heaven.

    • @Ajajajajajaja-u8l
      @Ajajajajajaja-u8l 2 года назад +34

      i can confirm that

    • @adityaanuragi6916
      @adityaanuragi6916 2 года назад +328

      Ikr he made stack overflow without using stack overflow
      Madlad!!!

    • @adercraft401
      @adercraft401 2 года назад +31

      @@adityaanuragi6916 lmao legends

    • @krishna_v98
      @krishna_v98 2 года назад +2

      Amazon? Atleast they own it

    • @MM-hh
      @MM-hh 2 года назад +4

      @@adityaanuragi6916 DAMN that's some fax

  • @faithstoll4463
    @faithstoll4463 3 года назад +2568

    My first reaction to coding: “Wait we don’t make our codes from scratch?”
    Me two weeks later: “Copy and paste my friend...Copy and paste.”

    • @selinashaw4045
      @selinashaw4045 3 года назад +5

      Lolll

    • @HackerDoge
      @HackerDoge 3 года назад +120

      Bippitty Boppity your code is my property. In the words of Dani

    • @HeyItsHexcal
      @HeyItsHexcal 3 года назад +83

      @@HackerDoge OUR property

    • @bubify3403
      @bubify3403 3 года назад +3

      yep

    • @jeromeeeeeD
      @jeromeeeeeD 3 года назад +28

      @@HeyItsHexcal *communism intensifies*

  • @HolaMindy
    @HolaMindy 5 месяцев назад

    This is the most compelling documentary I've watched all year.

  • @Reddblue
    @Reddblue 3 года назад +3089

    "Googling won't give you a career"
    Well how the turn tables..

    • @Appalations
      @Appalations 3 года назад +37

      Yeehaw

    • @nathanjay4788
      @nathanjay4788 3 года назад +146

      "When you grow up, you won't just have a calculator in your pocket all the time"
      Cell phones: you sure about that?

    • @arsalaansolkar1391
      @arsalaansolkar1391 3 года назад +5

      Yes it will

    • @rupamjha5009
      @rupamjha5009 3 года назад +5

      Wtf thats a iferg meme

    • @Pein1233
      @Pein1233 3 года назад +1

      Today you would be a fool not to google a problem you know the exact solution for

  • @Laoly
    @Laoly 3 года назад +1313

    “There is a syntax error”
    *Me save the code and open again*
    “Working...”

    • @razgriz2728
      @razgriz2728 3 года назад +31

      Or just writing the exact came Code again

    • @olthdorimirth6055
      @olthdorimirth6055 3 года назад +14

      Mmmmm, the sound of hair tearing and teeth grinding as you get ready to flip your damn PC and cry.
      Edit: and yes, not the table. Your whole tower.

    • @KenderOne
      @KenderOne 3 года назад +3

      Netbeans in a nutshell

    • @Shimada.
      @Shimada. 3 года назад +3

      Lmao javas can relate

    • @Rhynri
      @Rhynri 3 года назад +2

      I spent an hour trying to deploy an ML inference endpoint and being very confused as to why init failed. Deleted everything, deployed exact same code again. It worked. *cries in ONNX*

  • @remuvs
    @remuvs 3 года назад +6337

    A wise man once told me: “If you’re not following an Indian man’s RUclips tutorial or a StackOverflow forum, are you REALLY programming?”

  • @tayotosin5792
    @tayotosin5792 5 месяцев назад

    Exactly Let's Go! Is the victory cry!!

  • @smellthel
    @smellthel 3 года назад +2402

    On a scale of one to relatable I give this IndexOutOfBoundsException

    • @pomshi
      @pomshi 3 года назад +3

      Pain

    • @gabrieldecock5050
      @gabrieldecock5050 3 года назад +43

      "Again? But I spent 4 hours debugging this!"

    • @Spyblox007
      @Spyblox007 3 года назад +46

      idk if it was intentional but this joke has multiple levels. Indexes start at 0, not 1, so trying scale[relatable] would create an out-of-bounds exception. You would need to do scale[relatable - 1] in order to prevent the exception.

    • @corriedebeer799
      @corriedebeer799 3 года назад +1

      remember relatable is 0 indexed

    • @coingod
      @coingod 3 года назад

      This comment is pure gold

  • @rfqa4116
    @rfqa4116 3 года назад +614

    My friends: think im a badass hacker
    Me in reality: *searches through a thousand lines of code just to find that one simicolon you forgot to add*

    • @ashbornlegends8554
      @ashbornlegends8554 3 года назад +1

      Same here

    • @ChinChinLover
      @ChinChinLover 3 года назад +10

      Once I wrote a code and then it said error I wasted 4 hours of my life just to find what's wrong and then just need to add a colon

    • @kunxv15
      @kunxv15 3 года назад +6

      how about using an IDE?

    • @feetlunatic5134
      @feetlunatic5134 3 года назад

      @@germanjesus1117 I like python but I made a mistake learning it first and my life is gonna be hell trying to learn c++ or c (I wanna make a DOS or something

    • @gdhpsk8723
      @gdhpsk8723 3 года назад

      @@ChinChinLover I thought my computer was broken then I realized that I was missing a semi-colon lmao

  • @joaquindubini3681
    @joaquindubini3681 3 года назад +7351

    With this edit, now all the answers to my original comment are senseless!

    • @ScumbagSteve
      @ScumbagSteve 3 года назад +216

      I'm going to develop carpal tunnel from doing that combo so much in my life .

    • @oggy107
      @oggy107 3 года назад +37

      but he didn't use either of them

    • @ScumbagSteve
      @ScumbagSteve 3 года назад +60

      @@oggy107 lmao well he used it without shortcut. Sometimes my hands are messed up after doing that all day. I finally got a mouse with key combo burnings and just click those.

    • @oggy107
      @oggy107 3 года назад +7

      @@ScumbagSteve i didn't say that shortcuts aren't great.....i just pointed the thing out.

    • @JyyceKrato
      @JyyceKrato 3 года назад +1

      @@oggy107 so what? Everyone uses it.

  • @d_lom9253
    @d_lom9253 5 месяцев назад

    The let's go at the end hits home

  • @angelsorcer
    @angelsorcer 3 года назад +2536

    My friend told me this programming quote id never forget:
    “The cool thing with programming is that it does exactly what you tell it to do, the problem with programming is that it does EXACTLY...what you tell it to do”

    • @Matagatsu
      @Matagatsu 3 года назад +418

      Yep. Like if you tell someone to "go over there" the computer want to know how much steps, the exact distance, exact coordinates, when it needs to begin, how long till it stops, the exact walking speed down to a decimal. And If one thing is off ERROR CODE.

    • @sleepyancient6655
      @sleepyancient6655 3 года назад +156

      Go sit on that bench, robot.... "No, not on the baby!"

    • @canisterbottournament
      @canisterbottournament 3 года назад +86

      @@Matagatsu yup and then you have to define what "go" means, what is "there" when to go there, like if you took ue4 you would have to make an event, (event begin play) that would execute the npc to go there lmao it hurts my head thinking about it 😔

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 года назад +5

      ive heard this before

    • @Matagatsu
      @Matagatsu 3 года назад +39

      @@canisterbottournament exactly😞 we don't give coders enough credit

  • @nunyabusiness6450
    @nunyabusiness6450 3 года назад +487

    When the whole thing says there's an error and it's really just because you forgot to add a bracket to the end

    • @super_kryston
      @super_kryston 3 года назад +16

      Sad part is your not wrong

    • @rowanarcticfox
      @rowanarcticfox 3 года назад +28

      Or a single semicolon somewhere in a custom class

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 года назад

      @@rowanarcticfox
      That should be easy to find if you're using an IDE.

    • @unrested7294
      @unrested7294 3 года назад +1

      then you'd just waste your time trying to troubleshoot the error

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 3 года назад +1

      @@super_kryston SyntaxError: Unexpected Token 'your'

  • @Dragonforge-Studios
    @Dragonforge-Studios 6 месяцев назад

    I felt that in my blood, we aren't so different brotha

  • @j-lon3564
    @j-lon3564 3 года назад +585

    Understanding StackOverflow code and understanding redstone should be things you could put on your resume

    • @willmungas8964
      @willmungas8964 3 года назад +4

      In place of either you may cite an example of a time you used google to make something passable with them

    • @lostinthewoods3918
      @lostinthewoods3918 3 года назад +25

      "What are your qualifications?"
      "Ever witnessed a real-time working quantum computer on minecraft?"

    • @madman3399
      @madman3399 3 года назад +1

      I under stand html and JavaScript and some Java

    • @jsspidermonkey
      @jsspidermonkey 3 года назад +2

      or understanding minecraft scoring system that can get you anywhere in life

    • @magicalruin
      @magicalruin 3 года назад

      Me: understands redstone (but not to that kind where i can build computers)
      Also me: having trouble to solder 2 motors and one switch together

  • @its_Vampyre
    @its_Vampyre 3 года назад +743

    Teachers: you won't just be able to simply google the answers once you get a job
    Programers: 👀👀👀👀

    • @louiskr42
      @louiskr42 3 года назад +4

      Hahaha 😂😂

    • @abrahamw88
      @abrahamw88 3 года назад +50

      Literally every job not just programmers lol

    • @its_Vampyre
      @its_Vampyre 3 года назад +9

      @@abrahamw88 fr

    • @SoTrue144
      @SoTrue144 3 года назад +2

      @@abrahamw88 Not mine. It's a great reference though for sure

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow 3 года назад +2

      @@abrahamw88 not to the same extent

  • @reececrook7021
    @reececrook7021 3 года назад +3580

    it would have been more accurate if it was just him scratching his head for half an hour, trying to figure out why it wont work, and then he realises that he put a comma when he was meant to put a semi colon

    • @jerkycam
      @jerkycam 3 года назад +51

      Exactly!

    • @brettharter143
      @brettharter143 3 года назад +164

      Reading the code over 20x to discover you spelt a variable wrong even though you checked the spelling 20x after the debug told you🤣

    • @broevil4027
      @broevil4027 3 года назад +30

      Syntax errors are the worst

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 3 года назад +29

      @@broevil4027 welcome to java, can I take your order?

    • @Ihavenonamestopitplease
      @Ihavenonamestopitplease 3 года назад +33

      Whoops, accidentally put a lowercase instead of an uppercase?
      Good luck finding that mistake in your pool of code! 😎👍

  • @eventhorizon492
    @eventhorizon492 6 месяцев назад

    Love that he clicks for copy and paste too, like not even using shortcuts

  • @superlolgal555
    @superlolgal555 3 года назад +4374

    Don't you love it when
    Code: works
    Me: *adds a variable that does absolutely nothing*
    Code: stops working

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 3 года назад +393

      a = "hello"
      print(a)
      //output hello
      a = "hello"
      b = 2
      print(a)
      //output Unhandled exeption at main.py:2:

    • @JadeJuno
      @JadeJuno 3 года назад +56

      @@ImXyper mood.

    • @noorhafizat
      @noorhafizat 3 года назад +19

      @@ImXyper F

    • @therealcalii
      @therealcalii 3 года назад +8

      @@ImXyper mood

    • @_popbob
      @_popbob 3 года назад +2

      relatable, happens alot when i use lua

  • @chamtume17
    @chamtume17 2 года назад +1038

    You know it's a serious bug when you remove your headphones 😂

    • @toastedbacon1219
      @toastedbacon1219 2 года назад +4

      oh boy

    • @outofahat9363
      @outofahat9363 2 года назад +69

      lol so true. you stop listening to music when you need 100% of your brain

    • @s6hib
      @s6hib 2 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @icandreamstream
      @icandreamstream 2 года назад +3

      @@outofahat9363 I relate to this

    • @GMByteJavaTM
      @GMByteJavaTM 2 года назад +7

      It's same like lowering the music volume as you drive and get lost or need not to miss a turn 😄

  • @BigJMC
    @BigJMC Год назад +2679

    Programmers who share their code are absolute giga chads.

    • @locinolacolino1302
      @locinolacolino1302 8 месяцев назад +37

      Be warned it could be too good to be true, said Chad programmers often write code beyond mortal comprehension. Unless its Open Source projects you're talking about.

    • @ИловМакс
      @ИловМакс 7 месяцев назад +5

      Absolutely hindu

    • @Mfbzai
      @Mfbzai 6 месяцев назад +4

      Angel actually.

    • @Truthseeker11158
      @Truthseeker11158 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@ИловМакс what??

    • @TheEnderPearl
      @TheEnderPearl 5 месяцев назад

      What ​@@ИловМакс

  • @CJG4L
    @CJG4L 4 месяца назад +1

    Coders be like:
    "Brother I stole your code"
    "It wasn't my code anyway"

  • @frogwav
    @frogwav 2 года назад +952

    Also when you're stuck on something and you go to bed, and the moment you're about to fall asleep, you think of a possible solution.

    • @BenCos2018
      @BenCos2018 2 года назад +129

      Then you jump up and fix it only to reliase you made it worse by accidentally deleting a variable you thought wasn't needed lol

    • @deathbunny3048
      @deathbunny3048 2 года назад +36

      @@BenCos2018 And then one of your switches and two of your for loops were actually referencing that variable and are now churning out garbage all over your stack so you can't tell where the errors start or end O.o

    • @BenCos2018
      @BenCos2018 2 года назад +20

      @@deathbunny3048accurate lol
      in my case it was over 50 lines of code and strings had errors because they needed that variable lol

    • @deathbunny3048
      @deathbunny3048 2 года назад +13

      @@BenCos2018 'Tis an existential hell I wish to leave behind me.. forever... XD
      You know that feeling of your heart dropping into your shoes because you tested the damn thing to perfection ten minutes ago and IT WORKED, then you go into the demo meeting and it suddenly starts spewing out absolute nonsense because when you compiled it after the test it didn't show that there was one tiny line of code that had a function in it that was typed wrong since you graised the spacebar whilst hitting ctrl s saving it and therefore it borked up the entire demo!!!
      The horror....

    • @BenCos2018
      @BenCos2018 2 года назад

      @@deathbunny3048 yep
      Reminds me of just earlier today trying to get ssl and https working on my webpage lmao

  • @kotarokeiji5647
    @kotarokeiji5647 3 года назад +3061

    Honestly. My friends act like I'm some type of computer mastermind.

    • @aliceylan1211
      @aliceylan1211 3 года назад +14

      same lmao

    • @passihd04
      @passihd04 3 года назад +14

      same lmao

    • @RezMotion90
      @RezMotion90 3 года назад +5

      facts holy shit

    • @wuuq
      @wuuq 3 года назад +77

      My friends always like: Oh, i accidentally put my laptop into the microwave for 10 minutes... Proceeds to call me.... : Hey, i have a little problem with my computer -

    • @Qball__
      @Qball__ 3 года назад +7

      @@wuuq lol😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MagnusPeccatori
    @MagnusPeccatori 2 года назад +4223

    A programmers job consists of three things:
    -Googling stuff
    -Drinking coffee
    -Crying

    • @ImTyler
      @ImTyler Год назад +143

      I learned to never cry or stress over a job. Always ask for help. It’s better to ask and get it done than to be stubborn and stuck

    • @chuisthename
      @chuisthename Год назад +61

      chatgpt bruh

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising Год назад +46

      @@ImTyler yeah u cry at home, rookie mistake

    • @lewisburton1852
      @lewisburton1852 Год назад +12

      I should add Crying-tears of joy/tears of pain 😂 it’s 50/50

    • @ابراهيمالنعيمي-ذ9ف
      @ابراهيمالنعيمي-ذ9ف Год назад +15

      yea and imagine that instead of typing ',' you type '.' and spend all 3 night just finding what's the problem literal pain
      .

  • @TheBirdBoi.
    @TheBirdBoi. 7 месяцев назад +2

    Stack over flow coming in clutch for the quadrillionth time

  • @jsanchez7467
    @jsanchez7467 3 года назад +676

    Stack overflow is like a public library for Programmers.

  • @martinxy1291
    @martinxy1291 3 года назад +1549

    To quote my web design teacher:
    I'm only here to teach you guys how to:
    1. Google it
    2. Read it
    3. Pray it works

    • @DJYPC
      @DJYPC 3 года назад +67

      My high school AP programming teacher basically said the same thing and I still think about it over a decade later

    • @ginkamikaze2
      @ginkamikaze2 3 года назад +12

      That is such a lazy attitude to teaching... no wonder 'Merica wants socialism now, the polotical regime of lazy bums headed inevitably to communism... third world country here we come :))

    • @selehadinhabesi3855
      @selehadinhabesi3855 3 года назад +49

      @@ginkamikaze2 if your parents were poor or through some unforseen event you became homeless, would you still be willing to insult socialism which is there for you incase your life went south?

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 3 года назад +34

      @@ginkamikaze2 I'm from Argentina...

    • @duckwithabs4537
      @duckwithabs4537 3 года назад +7

      @@ginkamikaze2 if everybody does it is it lazy or normal?

  • @TurkeysTerrain
    @TurkeysTerrain 3 года назад +1121

    I tried explaining to my wife, that when I'm staring at the screen not typing, I'm actually doing more work than when I'm typing... she still doesnt believe me...

    • @ericritter46
      @ericritter46 3 года назад +223

      hahahahahaha the amount of times I get "babe can you..." " no i'm working right now" "but you're just looking at the screen"

    • @brianj5271
      @brianj5271 3 года назад +83

      @@ericritter46 exactly you’re not moving cuz you’re trying to figure shit out 😂

    • @sauce4897
      @sauce4897 3 года назад +44

      Wtf so your wife doesn’t know what thinking is?

    • @austingoyne3039
      @austingoyne3039 3 года назад +1

      So true!

    • @leecrawford6560
      @leecrawford6560 3 года назад +1

      @@brianj5271 me in algebra class (when I was in high school back in the day)

  • @jacobgrant8188
    @jacobgrant8188 4 месяца назад

    That "Oh 🧐" is an essential part of the programming experience.