Dark Souls 3 Story ► Patches the Unbreakable

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @shibedude8427
    @shibedude8427 4 года назад +11368

    Of course he’s unbreakable, no normal person can Slav squat for that long

    • @lorenzofuccio8255
      @lorenzofuccio8255 4 года назад +365

      You are a fucking genius

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 4 года назад +41

      I can lmao

    • @DroppedMic
      @DroppedMic 4 года назад +92

      Boris could prove otherwise

    • @heioca9556
      @heioca9556 4 года назад +81

      Renaissance slav... is pre track-suit era

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 4 года назад +10

      It's more common in the middle-east.

  • @Dawlatul-Cringe
    @Dawlatul-Cringe 7 лет назад +4743

    ''Oh god its this guy again, now I have to let him kick me so he can feel better about himself or I'll lose his merchandise forever''

    • @5stargrim
      @5stargrim 5 лет назад +368

      Never heard the situation described better

    • @diablo450
      @diablo450 5 лет назад +131

      So did I. And i got his ashes, so I actually can buy those goods from handmaid.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 5 лет назад +12

      @@diablo450 Huh! Didn't know you could do that.

    • @b66wky
      @b66wky 5 лет назад +65

      his shitty merchandise is not worth the pleasure of killing him

    • @KOHoxton
      @KOHoxton 4 года назад +46

      I've always killed him the very first encounter, annoying dickhead.

  • @c0nc3pt
    @c0nc3pt 3 года назад +4963

    I was convinced Lapp was Patches until he gave me the slab, then I was like "patches would *never* do that". Such an excellent twist!

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 года назад +464

      Makes you wonder what the hell did he go throught in life in order to chang that drastically. Nearly Hollowed Patches (aka, Lapp) is basically him before whatever happened in his life turned him into the cynical fox hyena that we know. :(

    • @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia
      @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia 3 года назад +288

      @@MrDibara Considering his eternal hate towards clerics, maybe that has something to do with it.

    • @highfivemistertorque4537
      @highfivemistertorque4537 3 года назад +231

      @@MrDibara at best patches hated the bitter lie that the gods told and probably knew about the first sin too

    • @Dyneamaeus
      @Dyneamaeus 3 года назад +158

      @@highfivemistertorque4537 You know, that makes perfect sense. Might also explain why he seems so familiar with the Ringed City once his memories are returned.

    • @jonsotbh1565
      @jonsotbh1565 3 года назад +4

      @@MrDibara he was jus hollow

  • @the-jevster
    @the-jevster 3 года назад +2213

    in my game, i summoned Patches for the fight against the Spear, and the final blow was delivered by Patches via backstab, a fitting ending to Patches's story

    • @KateHikes83TJD
      @KateHikes83TJD 3 года назад +86

      Praise the patch \[T]/

    • @NavidIsANoob
      @NavidIsANoob 2 года назад +22

      But is it really the end to his story...?

    • @rileypatton5033
      @rileypatton5033 2 года назад +39

      @@NavidIsANoob no he is in elden ring

    • @NavidIsANoob
      @NavidIsANoob 2 года назад +30

      @@rileypatton5033 I was trying to keep it subtle. 😑

    • @thefinger1776
      @thefinger1776 2 года назад +5

      Summoned Patches against Radahn, Immediately returns to his world. What a duckin asshat but rightfully so

  • @chy03001
    @chy03001 7 лет назад +6668

    Patches punishing greed totally clicked with me. It also makes sense why Miyazaki sees himself in Patches. Miyazaki created a game that punishes wreckless greed. Simply beautiful.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 лет назад +329

      What if I'm a masochist and I want to be punished? Is it still punishing or rewarding me?

    • @Ape8658
      @Ape8658 6 лет назад +45

      bogustoast22 none its a punishment that will make you go mad.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 лет назад +19

      Dakrusher with rewards.

    • @chy03001
      @chy03001 6 лет назад +152

      If you're a masochist and want to be punished, then the punishment isn't a punishment which would leave you wanting and in itself is a form of punishment.

    • @milksyrup8447
      @milksyrup8447 6 лет назад +15

      You're twisting my brain right now.

  • @Arcangel23XX
    @Arcangel23XX 6 лет назад +6219

    Interesting theory, but he kicks you down to a Skull Lantern in the first Dark Souls. If you don't have the Sunlight Maggot, the Skull Lantern is very important to seeing through the darkness of the Tomb of Giants. In Dark Souls 3, when he locks you in the tower, you can find a new way out of the tower where Irina will be if you make her a Firekeeper (and you can find the Firekeeper set in there). Or he's there to help you backstab the Swordmaster if you haven't killed him yet (and I forgot if there's an item at the bottom aside from the Firekeeper Set).
    The Lapp questline basically shows Patches in his purest form. A man of selflessness, wanting to help you while on his own journey to find himself, only now he isn't masking his intent behind greedy and traitorous deeds. We even see Lapp doubt your information for a split second before saying that you are a true friend of his. Maybe Patches puts on a front simply because he has been betrayed in the past, and he would rather make it very difficult for someone to grow close to him-someone that's not a thief stealing for those in need like Greirat-and make their attempts to try and kill him make it sting less for him?
    Perhaps he's been helping you in his own special way from the start? Food for thought.
    He's still an asshole though.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 5 лет назад +278

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Perfect delivery on that last line. 👌
      Also, wow! That theory is also very interesting. Food for thought indeed. *Except if you end up presenting yourself as a Cleric.* Then Patches goes out of his way to MURDER you. _(jeez! what happened in that guy's life?)_
      But the idea of Patched being an asshole, but an unwilling helper who doesn't want to admit it also sounds very interesting. Because he never really gets rich from all the looting he's doing. And he never really earns that much by tricking all these people. HELL, he even went out of his way to try and help Grairat!
      I think that is when you can see his mask first fall off effectively. Patches clearly shows a tone of concern for Grairat, but immediately after tries to cover himself with a snarky comment, _seemingly_ mocking the great thief. Guess he's grown fond of Grairat more then he has anyone else.
      I for one still think he's hoping to get us killed to punish us for our "greed", but if he's secretly testing us and seeing if we can find the clues he's left behind, well that would add yet another layer of complexity to this beautiful bastard. 😆

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 5 лет назад +68

      Its like a puzzle or game you figure it out and you get rewarded, remember nothing is free in dark souls

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 4 года назад +27

      Bakugou is an asshole but everyone loves him. Why not patches?

    • @nonamefausti8077
      @nonamefausti8077 4 года назад +12

      I was thinking the same thing by replaying dark souls 1 now.. Crazy

    • @CrazzyJ-iw5rc
      @CrazzyJ-iw5rc 4 года назад +36

      @@dingdawng never once have I scowled at that wheezing laugh. In fact, I always loved Patches.

  • @Dinjur
    @Dinjur 4 года назад +7407

    Patches: Dont Be Greedy!
    Also Patches: *charges 300 souls for some sticks and feathers*

    • @jaimytourigny3027
      @jaimytourigny3027 4 года назад +314

      We could easely reply that he see's more value in souls than in items themselves, therefore why he's asking you so much for simple items, particularly rubishes, we can see right there that any excuse is good enough to reclaim faithfully what you took greedely from others, a sincere form of respect for those who can't ask anything anymore

    • @rafaelbordoni516
      @rafaelbordoni516 4 года назад +217

      Not only that, but everything he sells is way overpriced. Only those who are untainted by greed, with no concern for profit or losses would buy from him.

    • @feelgood6641
      @feelgood6641 4 года назад +9

      Dose any one just get the feeling of hitting patches for this 😠 fack you patches

    • @notaheretic6675
      @notaheretic6675 4 года назад +55

      300 souls is like 5 cents m8 what are you crying about

    • @Dinjur
      @Dinjur 4 года назад +28

      @@notaheretic6675 rubbish is useless.

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 4 года назад +3754

    If you think about it, Patches is a genius. He found the one way to never truly hollow. Every undead has a purpose, a fate, a duty. Once that task is complete, they have nothing. So instead, Patches decides that he can't lose what he doesn't have. He decides not to have a fate. He is humble, he doesn't care about the Flame, the Lords, or souls. Devoid of all earthly wants, he persists. He survives. Until the end of all things.

    • @vocalvortexstudios2058
      @vocalvortexstudios2058 3 года назад +134

      Nirvana, but shitty

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 3 года назад +299

      @@vocalvortexstudios2058 sometimes a shitty nirvana is enough for a man to persist

    • @vocalvortexstudios2058
      @vocalvortexstudios2058 3 года назад +96

      @@secretname2670 Namaste

    • @Strongermoney3977
      @Strongermoney3977 3 года назад +193

      The idea behind it was, unlike other undead who persisted by striving for a goal and went hollow after completing their goal, patches chose a to have a value/goal that would never truly end even if he attained it. His goal was like a form of faith in a ironic twist.

    • @user7467
      @user7467 2 года назад +47

      He persists until I impale him with my +5 raw greatsword , every time every game

  • @ralcogaming7674
    @ralcogaming7674 6 лет назад +2695

    I also want to point out that greirat also gave you a ring (specifically the blue tearstone ring more on that in a bit) to give to a woman named Loretta, when he is given her bone he mourns her and says "she was already dead" he knew she was dying the blue tearstone ring states that it improves damage absorption when health is low, or to put it another way the ring makes you more resilient the closer to dead you are and this makes me think Loretta was sick or injured and so greirat climbs the wall to retrieve the ring as the red tearstone ring is also found within the castle, he wanted to get this ring to prolong the life of a seemingly unimportant woman in the undead settlement. This truly embodies his "martyr for the poor" title, he risked imprisonment, even saves patches in the process all to save one woman. I know this video is old and about patches but greirat of everyone is the best person who can show us patches does hate greed, he is friendly towards greirat because he steals to help others the absolute opposite of greed.

    • @michaelhenry3234
      @michaelhenry3234 4 года назад +153

      I know this comment is old, but apparently Greirat talks about his mother being dead if you kill him, so Loretta was probably his mom :(

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 4 года назад +107

      @@michaelhenry3234 old comment or not, it's very possible that Loretta was his mother. However I always thought his mother died because they weren't wealthy enough to afford things they need. Which turned him to thieving

    • @michaelhenry3234
      @michaelhenry3234 4 года назад +66

      @@ralcogaming7674 Both scenarios could be true. Perhaps he was thieving for Loretta, his mom, and so after she died he had no motivation to go on, thus his suicidal trips into dangerous places.

    • @justyouraverageblackstar3672
      @justyouraverageblackstar3672 3 года назад +25

      @Michael Henry
      I agree with this however I don’t agree that Greirat was suicidal. I think he believed he was had little purpose other than thievery, and aiding his liberator, and so he takes his loyalty to the Ashen One very seriously. I mainly believe this because upon speaking to him after “Siegward” saves him, he doesn’t seem that disappointed or ashamed he was saved, he sounded shocked but grateful. In summary, I don’t think Greirat actively wanted to die, he was just very enthusiastic to help you, and really enjoys what he does.

    • @rohitchaoji
      @rohitchaoji 3 года назад +4

      @@justyouraverageblackstar3672 I definitely agree he probably wasn't suicidal. He keeps mentioning that he doesn't want to die like a petty rat, so he would rather take risks and keep a purpose than sit around the shrine and possibly hollow out.

  • @abexuro
    @abexuro 7 лет назад +5108

    Patches has a respectable slav-squat.

    • @boopedybop400
      @boopedybop400 7 лет назад +168

      Heels on floor just like true slav.

    • @baodang5422
      @baodang5422 7 лет назад +159

      Patches the gopnik

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 7 лет назад +32

      abexuro patches is a true gopnik slav

    • @Deamons64
      @Deamons64 7 лет назад +48

      Both heels on floor as well, he has proper Gopnik balance...

    • @alotofthings22
      @alotofthings22 7 лет назад +55

      Patches is no western spy blin.

  • @FarHi001
    @FarHi001 7 лет назад +1637

    Why did someone have to start cutting onions when he flash backed to all the NPCs in the souls series that went mad...

    • @isaacrobles7148
      @isaacrobles7148 7 лет назад +51

      Fares Hilal check out the original comic from the artist he links in those scenes, that REALLY fuckrd me up.

    • @charleswhirlpool8109
      @charleswhirlpool8109 7 лет назад +6

      Isaac Robles fuck yeah it is awesome. Each panel i read, holy shit.

    • @dianabarnett6886
      @dianabarnett6886 7 лет назад +7

      I'm shocked that there wasn't a panel of Artorias.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 7 лет назад +39

      Diana Barnett not an NPC. if we went over every tragic character's story, we'd just have to write all the lore out again.

    • @AshlynOne
      @AshlynOne 7 лет назад +1

      Yal Rathol Neither is the entire third to last panel...did you even look at the comic? All of those are bosses with tragic stories.

  • @pseico315
    @pseico315 3 года назад +781

    Can’t wait to see Patches in Elden Ring
    Report: Found Patches in Elden Ring, spared him, he vendor now

    • @loganbunker5825
      @loganbunker5825 2 года назад +35

      Happy to report Elden Ring has a great iteration of this icon

    • @BDMWI
      @BDMWI 2 года назад +148

      When fighting Radahn, if you summon him, he’ll just roll once and then leave.

    • @khatogast6916
      @khatogast6916 2 года назад +14

      @@BDMWI lol

    • @khatogast6916
      @khatogast6916 2 года назад

      I killed him because I stopped attacking and waited for a sec but nothing happened so I thought you were supposed to kill them because I'm retard adhd and didn't wait five more seconds

    • @thomascheckie2394
      @thomascheckie2394 2 года назад +12

      They just added a final stage to patches questline in elden ring

  • @steviebob4
    @steviebob4 7 лет назад +5022

    Patches is but a humble squatting slav in search of his vodka and track suit.

    • @WmAHaynes
      @WmAHaynes 7 лет назад +63

      Neanderthal Tom Cave Beast Sociopathic Parasite - stay cheeki breeki

    • @GrandSauce
      @GrandSauce 7 лет назад +33

      something you have in conman you both dont look back ... something i dont look back from is switch from Skype to discord me god damn it vaati XDDDDDDDDDd i think of this every time i watch this

    • @Bluemilk92
      @Bluemilk92 6 лет назад +3

      This feels like a reference that I'm not getting

    • @Alguy119
      @Alguy119 6 лет назад +31

      Bag of semechki in one hand looking for debil to kick down into big hole

    • @GrandSauce
      @GrandSauce 6 лет назад

      samn

  • @anoldbeggar9742
    @anoldbeggar9742 7 лет назад +4088

    *Miyazaki See's this video* "Uhh..yeah that is exactly what I was going for."

    • @mismis3153
      @mismis3153 5 лет назад +378

      Aha I am surprised someone uh... Finally figured this one out!

    • @patricklorran1960
      @patricklorran1960 5 лет назад +68

      @Danny BRITZMAN yep, and that's the beauty of it. Some fans tho don't understand and defends the game was meant to be interpreted in a certain way

    • @prashantd6252
      @prashantd6252 4 года назад +160

      Not really, sure art allows freedom of interpretation , to say that an artist's own interpretation or intention means nothing is just wrong.
      An artist expresses himself through his work and wishes for his vision or feelings to reach as many people. How then his feelings are interpreted by those who view his work is largely upon them but still to say just coz he offered his work to others devoid him of his own is absolutely sad.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 года назад +88

      @Danny BRITZMAN
      If you ignore the author's wishes and perspective you are a worse dickhead than Patches. Seriously, art is subjective but to ignore the original intent when it's given to you is to play pretend and turns it all into pointless drivel, since nothing has value and every perspective is pointless as a form of interpretation.

    • @Apsolon
      @Apsolon 4 года назад +21

      @Danny BRITZMAN Imagine the art was supposed to be about peace but the peoples interpret it as war, ignoring the creator wishes. So yea, regardless of how we interpret it, the orginal creator wish must always be respected.

  • @sinaa8652
    @sinaa8652 4 года назад +2441

    Lapp is actually the word "patch" in Swedish

    • @zix01vtuber
      @zix01vtuber 4 года назад +190

      for fuck sake, really?

    • @HNameless48H
      @HNameless48H 4 года назад +78

      @@zix01vtuber yes

    • @CT--ck4mp
      @CT--ck4mp 4 года назад +72

      I'm a swede and I never thought about that. Cool find dude!

    • @Janne-k-
      @Janne-k- 4 года назад +23

      danish too

    • @casperes0912
      @casperes0912 4 года назад +10

      @@Janne-k- Well; Lap

  • @ForeLab
    @ForeLab 5 лет назад +629

    Patches is just a personification of speed running. He's always ahead of you, knows all the tricks and of course never dies.

    • @Rosielx
      @Rosielx 3 года назад +14

      Patches is the impossible 6min Dark Souls II speedruner 🧐🍷

  • @honestkyn718
    @honestkyn718 7 лет назад +4728

    The Ashen One's Bizarre Adventure: Patches are Unbreakable!

    • @hal6368
      @hal6368 6 лет назад +22

      Fok

    • @DeuteriumFoods
      @DeuteriumFoods 6 лет назад +152

      Is this a mothefuckin J̶O̶J̶O̶ Ashen One reference?

    • @lincolnclay8514
      @lincolnclay8514 6 лет назад +19

      I think it is 😂😂

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 6 лет назад +187

      You thought it was Siegward, but it was I, PATCHES!

    • @justjack4435
      @justjack4435 6 лет назад +15

      Bluecho4 stop were about to go into jojo reference territory... do you want that?

  • @HelenaRedgrave
    @HelenaRedgrave 7 лет назад +2595

    And then Patches started worshiping dark cosmic monstrosities which transported him to a parallel world where people become beasts through blood and turned him into a spider.

    • @KuroNoTenno
      @KuroNoTenno 7 лет назад +479

      It happens.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 7 лет назад +215

      +Redgrave192 That's why I HATE Lovecraftian entities just as much as I love them. You never trully gain anything by dealing with them.

    • @yourecompletelyrightbut4677
      @yourecompletelyrightbut4677 7 лет назад +407

      Sorry? As a spider he can kick you ten times harder off ledges than he ever could as a human. There is much to gain from Lovecraftian entities...

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 7 лет назад +63

      +You're completely right but, *_Still not worth the "monkey's paw" deal, if you ask me._* T__T
      But you're not wrong. His kicks would definitely hit harder. Lol! XD

    • @brandondataram8887
      @brandondataram8887 7 лет назад +19

      Redgrave192 or maybe he tricked it and it didn't like it so I carried him away

  • @148crusader
    @148crusader 7 лет назад +2359

    >Does a video about a character who spends his life punishing the greedy
    >Hey guys beat me in Darksouls and get some merchandise!
    YEAH OK PATCHES I KNOW YOUR TRICKS.

  • @shamvnblood
    @shamvnblood 4 года назад +716

    in elden ring patches will be called “loremaster patches”

    • @user-yu1mg5lz1v
      @user-yu1mg5lz1v 4 года назад +7

      Imagine

    • @danalmero374
      @danalmero374 4 года назад +50

      @@Fortniteloverepic He’ll kick us down the Elden Ring.

    • @mtlacunae8659
      @mtlacunae8659 3 года назад +4

      Day 666 of no Elden Ring

    • @1objection
      @1objection 3 года назад +5

      I really want to see patches make it into Elden Ring.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 года назад +3

      @@mtlacunae8659 no more

  • @katlicks
    @katlicks 7 лет назад +700

    And so Dark Souls ends
    Not with a bang, but with a Discord advertisement.

    • @cheesy-p1j
      @cheesy-p1j 6 лет назад +10

      Did you ever spend only one penny for the work of Vati? I bet not.

    • @RecklessCosmonaut
      @RecklessCosmonaut 5 лет назад +1

      lmao

    • @cheesy-p1j
      @cheesy-p1j 3 года назад +2

      @David Assébof "In summary, stop being stupid please" I play the Uno Reverse Card

    • @stevenyoung9738
      @stevenyoung9738 3 года назад +1

      @David Assébof ? Why shouldn't you pay youtubers? Because their videos are the source of their income? So people with a source of income never needs more money.

  • @thechristopherous789
    @thechristopherous789 6 лет назад +1061

    I believe that Patches has true faith in gods, and not the gods such as gwyn. In the ringed city he says "He will stick us in his prayers". He hates clerics due to the simple hypocrisy of their religion and how they crave power and "treasure" which was the reason the clerics where seeking the rite of kindleing in the first place

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 4 года назад +70

      I imagine that Patches might love Velka as a god to pray to.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 года назад +58

      @@khajiitimanus7432 That would make sense. Velka is the goddess of sin and therefore, punishes those who commit sin. One such sin easily being *greed,* which Patches detests.

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 3 года назад +7

      @@MrDibara Basically what my line of thought was. :p

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 3 года назад +8

      Could be amygdala

    • @brandonwilliams3777
      @brandonwilliams3777 3 года назад +15

      The world of Dark Souls has a will.
      Perhaps that its whom he is loyal to. After all, the first true sins began when the "gods" rebelled against it's will
      Thus their greed is passed on to their followers. Most of the world follows the "gods" and their greed. So it really does make sense that he follows Velka or the world
      I also strongly believe Velka had a Dark Soul. She valued truth more than her own will. And those who follow the dark in the serious always speak of truth and peace. Even the fire keeper, after gaining eyes and accepting darkness, begins saying that she hopes you find peace
      Vs being guided by flame

  • @SeekerLancer
    @SeekerLancer 7 лет назад +890

    Patches went from a seemingly generic character that appeared designed to only piss you off to being one of the most intriguing in the series.

    • @julac136
      @julac136 4 года назад +20

      nah, he exists for the sole purpose of kicking you down a hole

    • @aresrivera9744
      @aresrivera9744 4 года назад +35

      Yeah anybody who makes it to the end of the world deserves respect.

  • @IAmTheSnuggler
    @IAmTheSnuggler 4 года назад +412

    that last sequence with all the characters always gives me goosebumps

  • @sodagirl1092
    @sodagirl1092 4 года назад +195

    Everyone is surprised that Patches made it to the end of the world and I wonder why, have you seen how long he can squat for? He could crush Yhorms skull with his thighs alone.

  • @aznpunkmonk
    @aznpunkmonk 6 лет назад +4602

    Nice

    • @xuanathan
      @xuanathan 4 года назад +212

      “Try jumping”

    • @orbit5311
      @orbit5311 4 года назад +87

      Amazing chest ahead

    • @Kruglov762
      @Kruglov762 4 года назад +45

      The ones that lead you to a early death?

    • @pwnwin
      @pwnwin 4 года назад +2

      On a cliffside somewhere.

    • @pwnwin
      @pwnwin 4 года назад

      @Kuya Cardo isn't that nice?

  • @linkszxx
    @linkszxx 6 лет назад +931

    Patches is the Revolver Ocelot of Dark souls

    • @MineSlimeTV
      @MineSlimeTV 4 года назад +10

      not sure why the comparrion but it did made me quirk and snicker a bit

    • @amittoibis
      @amittoibis 4 года назад +49

      Oceeeeelooooooooooooot

    • @ehoffart529
      @ehoffart529 4 года назад +23

      Patches is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls NPC, in that he punishes greedy moves.

    • @beefy1390
      @beefy1390 4 года назад +6

      this is part of my internal Canon now, thank you.

    • @cheefqueef6494
      @cheefqueef6494 3 года назад +8

      Dark Souls III: The Phantom Soul

  • @jclinton4473
    @jclinton4473 4 года назад +398

    "you can see what they have in common"
    PRO SQUAT Technique 3:44

    • @VacantSpirit
      @VacantSpirit 2 года назад +1

      I had stopped my video exactly on this point to read some comments

  • @cheezesauce8971
    @cheezesauce8971 2 года назад +189

    Considering he made it through the shattering of the Elden Ring, Patches truly is Untetherable.

  • @mythanksdotgif3093
    @mythanksdotgif3093 7 лет назад +97

    Interesting to note. If you go back where you first meet "Lapp" after finishing his quest, you find a Seigbrau.

  • @Aleshov
    @Aleshov 5 лет назад +431

    always felt Lapp/Patches was the embodiment of the From Software team and Miyazaki during the Ringed City was them to help the player character one last time and a final goodbye to the people who had thoroughly enjoyed the journey of the soulsborne series.

  • @TheDustya1998
    @TheDustya1998 4 года назад +1439

    I always liked the idea of patches being the furtive pygmy. Lapp made me like it even more. So patches found the dark soul, and with his kind personality he didnt want fame, he didnt want power. He was kind. So that made him furtive. He didnt stand out. He helped the gods win the war but they betrayed him. They betrayed his people. Then. His people betrayed him. He was alone. His selflessness got him naught but heartbreak. This is why he hates clerics. The spout the lies of the gods. They seek more power for the gods, themselves. Tell the tales of miracles filled with falsehoods. Charlatans. Then there are the humans. His descendants. Filled with greed. They fight and kill one another, all for the sake of power. It is better they be dead when they fail his test than live as fools who cant appreciate his brothers. Death to the lot of em. Then as the world ends, there is no one left to test, to punish. He then falls to the wretched curse beset upon him. The only way he could be the man he once was, is to forget. He is kind, caring. Only see the best in people. He meets you. And you help him. You are kind, and supportive. Then. He remembers. At the very end of the world, the first human and his last descendant. He states have a fine dark soul to you. The first holder of the dark soul gives his blessing to his last descendant. It just took the end of the world.

    • @SwanTeeth
      @SwanTeeth 4 года назад +97

      I'm pretty sure the furtive pygmy is manus father of the abyss from dark souls 1

    • @iwatchyoutube4179
      @iwatchyoutube4179 4 года назад +235

      @@SwanTeeth I can agree but patches being a furtive pygmy also freaking cool you know

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 4 года назад +73

      @@SwanTeeth Can't remember exactly, but we know he is a pygmy, but he might not be the pygmy.

    • @kabukiblooki
      @kabukiblooki 4 года назад +12

      Best comment

    • @gamemaster1608
      @gamemaster1608 4 года назад +45

      Or maybe patches its a shard of Manus, but the human shard that was lost in the Infinite dark of the abyss, maybe this was how Manus was when he was just a human and pygmin

  • @Darkyan97
    @Darkyan97 7 лет назад +201

    I don't care what people say about The Ringed City. The Lapp questline and Gael boss fight are my favourite thnigs in the whole series, which I will remember fondly through all my life.

    • @420Ruger
      @420Ruger 7 лет назад +4

      Martin Papos That's cuz your a filthy casual

    • @berserk7714
      @berserk7714 7 лет назад +36

      You say that like people say bad stuff about about the ringed city.

    • @matteste
      @matteste 6 лет назад +1

      I think that Dark Souls 3 and the Ringed City are turly worthy of the words "Acta Est Fabula".

    • @manamongmen3381
      @manamongmen3381 6 лет назад

      It seem's to be the highlight of the game from where I'm standing. I currently am just waiting for the shadows die twice thing to release so I can get Souls III on sale.

    • @samk8715
      @samk8715 6 лет назад

      @@manamongmen3381 souls 3 is already like 15$, how much of a bargain are you looking for

  • @bradent5008
    @bradent5008 7 лет назад +889

    The ending was so good and emotional and then the ad kinda killed it.

    • @stormshadow281
      @stormshadow281 6 лет назад +60

      100% agree

    • @TheGauges420
      @TheGauges420 6 лет назад +51

      Normally id disagree, as creators need to make their money..... But trying to do a Thoughty2 ad just isnt what can work with these types of videos... You dont just transition from talking about some piece of lore, to then be talking about an ad... End the video THEN do the ad, or do the ad at the beginning, nobody can pull off the transition as smoothly as Thoughty2 though lmao.

    • @bishophavel9048
      @bishophavel9048 6 лет назад +3

      But it's public with vatti and it's awsome

    • @Mastho5
      @Mastho5 6 лет назад +5

      Mwehh, it is right at the end of the video though, can't blame Vaati for using a good bridge :P

    • @jenafarron1177
      @jenafarron1177 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah the ads should have been at the beginning. I was crying and then I just had to roll my eyes and close it

  • @landencarr5443
    @landencarr5443 4 года назад +404

    "patches: the hyena, the spider, th-"
    THE WHAT!?

  • @ahnafadil1309
    @ahnafadil1309 4 года назад +131

    "Why seek the truth when greater men have tried and gone mad seeking it." VaatiVidya
    Yeah I know its late.But this is the end story of all characters of Dark Souls

    • @moscanaveia
      @moscanaveia 3 года назад +3

      Even those like the Crerstfallen warrior from DS1, who didn't want any grand quest or grand design. He just wanted to exist in peace, until the smelly serpent came along with it's annoying snorting and unbearable stench, of course.

  • @megumin9173
    @megumin9173 6 лет назад +427

    7:05 invader casually walking in the background

    • @geta6863
      @geta6863 4 года назад +4

      hah

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 4 года назад +107

      "Hey you're being invaded"
      "Wait, I'm making a video"
      "Oh sorry"

    • @megumin9173
      @megumin9173 4 года назад +11

      @i hate anime Bro u ok?

    • @megumin9173
      @megumin9173 4 года назад +8

      @i hate anime Aight, maybe tomorrow

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 4 года назад +9

      @i hate anime fucking loser doesn't have a pfp and can't cuss, pathetic

  • @bewsket
    @bewsket 7 лет назад +762

    That Miyazaki chat was hilarious

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 6 лет назад +3

      334th like,sorry...

  • @mrsaywhat6764
    @mrsaywhat6764 7 лет назад +866

    Perhaps. And take this with a pinch of salt. The description of the Mimic head tells us that mimics are people from a far away, forgotten land, where the crime of greed is punished by the convicted being cursed and transformed into a mimic. So that they may seek repentance by punishing others for their greed. What if Patches, comes from this forgotten land and embraces it culture and standards against greed. It would explain his obvious distaste towards greed.

    • @mrsaywhat6764
      @mrsaywhat6764 7 лет назад +95

      Sadly we may never know anything about Patches, seeing as this is the final game in the series, and Dark Souls 3 following its predecessors and leaving much to interpretations, with a plot that was never meant to be fully understood.

    • @charleswhirlpool8109
      @charleswhirlpool8109 7 лет назад +58

      MrSayWhat fromsoft is rolling in the dough. Theyve used "patches" in almost all their games (even armored core) so maybe their next game will feature more of patches. Albeit not concluding or describing his souls story but...more patches \[T]/

    • @mrsaywhat6764
      @mrsaywhat6764 7 лет назад +4

      Sassy Hercules One can hope.

    • @ratking5813
      @ratking5813 6 лет назад +3

      shit man your onto something

    • @peeweeherman9411
      @peeweeherman9411 6 лет назад +3

      I think patches is supposed to be myisaki

  • @judge-4126
    @judge-4126 2 года назад +31

    It’s worth noting that Patches disappears for a bit after telling him Greirat went to Lothric. Patches STILL tries to save Greirat even after his debt is repaid, he truly cares for him and Greirat only dies because Lothric is such a deathtrap

  • @ilikepizza1691
    @ilikepizza1691 7 лет назад +302

    Hollow 's Bizzarre Adventure Part 4 : Patches is Unbreakable

  • @chrisgreely5958
    @chrisgreely5958 7 лет назад +275

    "...but I haven't a clue about my past..."
    Boletaria ring any bells?

  • @slotheater1779
    @slotheater1779 7 лет назад +364

    I have a theory, maybe even a ridiculous one, that all along, patches was in some way a in game portrayal of miyazaki himself. Patches, who was always with us, making us angry at times, but also helping us. Just like miyazaki of course, you might curse his name at times for the difficulty of the game. But in the end, it wouldn't be the same without the difficulty. Patches from demon souls, to the very end of the world of dark souls he was with us. Even in dark souls 2, the most different of the souls games, where miyazaki was not very prevalent in the making of the game, he was still in the game, as pate. As patches kicks us one (possibly) last time into the fray in the last dlc, so has miyazaki. I really hope any one stumbles upon this, to think maybe I'm on to something.

    • @deadmeme902
      @deadmeme902 6 лет назад +18

      Adam Gazda actually Miyazaki himself has stated he connects with patches character

    • @Jackal_XXX
      @Jackal_XXX 5 лет назад +1

      That made me feel warm after all these years of being with this series.

    • @docholiday4129
      @docholiday4129 5 лет назад +1

      That, that actually is a very good head cannon

    • @simonbaraya9368
      @simonbaraya9368 5 лет назад

      And we are alone in Bloodborne, he's the only familiar face that we have

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 5 лет назад +1

      I was liking everything you were saying, except... Meh, I don't really put Pate on the same level of Patches. Pate just feels like a sleaze-ball, just like his rival Creighton. Meanwhile, Patches does drop hints here and there of there being more then he lets on besides his "evil trickery". I like to consider Pate a seperate character, and one I wouldn't hesitate to get killed. _(same with Creighton)_

  • @zerstorungdeslichts4706
    @zerstorungdeslichts4706 4 года назад +120

    4:06 so that's what happened lol.. He just forgot to use Estus before jump

  • @NooBHatteR112
    @NooBHatteR112 7 лет назад +125

    "The ability to never look back"
    *never looks back while murdering patches for his ring*

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 4 года назад +2

      You... could just _buy_ the horsehoof ring, y'know?

    • @Neltu13
      @Neltu13 4 года назад

      @@khajiitimanus7432 only if you talk to him before greirat goes to lothric, otherwise you just have to kill him

  • @Mastho5
    @Mastho5 6 лет назад +102

    The graveyard really shows how much the devs care for Patches, they designed that area around his quest line, simply for you to be kicked down and it actually helping you..

  • @fatboyoficiale
    @fatboyoficiale 6 лет назад +218

    That’s an awful fine suit of armor for someone with “no earthly wants”, wouldn’t you say?

    • @Blackhawk211
      @Blackhawk211 4 года назад +62

      Late reply but that set of armour is ten a penny in the dreg heap. He likely picked it up out of need for protection

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 года назад +43

      @@Blackhawk211 Not to forget that Patches was nearing the Hollowing process, already with no memory of his past. By the time he recovers it, he discards the set for his usual Thief set, only keeping around the useful weapons to assist against the Spear of Filianore. (though I find it ironic how he ended up finding a Pursuer Greatshield of all things, making him a "hunter" so to speak)

    • @rhett6946
      @rhett6946 3 года назад +16

      @@MrDibara he’s using the curse ward shield because as Lapp he wanted to fight off the curse for as long as possible, but even so still succumbed to the curse.

  • @AlbyCervitaur
    @AlbyCervitaur 4 года назад +87

    The fact that you are cosplaying Creighton is a very good touch.

  • @miss_bec
    @miss_bec 7 лет назад +680

    Only Vaati can make me respect Patches.

    • @miss_bec
      @miss_bec 7 лет назад +1

      Kek

    • @dianabarnett6886
      @dianabarnett6886 7 лет назад +73

      Patches is a troll so dedicated to his craft that he avoided going mad over the course of likely thousands of years. It's hard not to respect him in some fashion.

    • @CallMeCatalin
      @CallMeCatalin 7 лет назад

      puns upon puns

    • @KyleECHOLS
      @KyleECHOLS 7 лет назад +2

      I killed patches all the time. He def didn't make it to the end of the world haha but seriously, this video kinda prevents me from harming the guy. Super sad.

  • @MICROmor
    @MICROmor 7 лет назад +541

    so, if Patches has lasted until the end of time... when did he originated from? maybe he is one of the first undead dating back to the age of dragons, that would be awesome.

    • @TheCrispyrollz
      @TheCrispyrollz 7 лет назад +179

      He's from the far away kingdom of Boletaria

    • @KicsiSzabi222
      @KicsiSzabi222 7 лет назад +10

      The event soon begins, cant wait to play it again with other people :3

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 6 лет назад +212

      MICROmor he originates from a land called
      Eastern Europe. He squats like a true slav, staying cheeki breeki till the end of the world.

    • @tacticalchunder1207
      @tacticalchunder1207 6 лет назад +32

      Patches is the furtive Pygmy (kappa).

    • @funnyvalentine6670
      @funnyvalentine6670 6 лет назад +21

      He's also in the future of Armored Core.

  • @VaatiVidya
    @VaatiVidya  7 лет назад +32

    Sorry for the wait D:
    There's actually another Prepare to Cry ready and waiting in the wings (currently available for patrons), but I had to delay it because my PtC artist disappeared off the face of the earth :( Luckily, this led to me finding UndeadChestnut, whose comic inspired this video.
    We're still working on the next thumbnail! Thanks for your patience and support my guys

    • @ocesa9406
      @ocesa9406 3 года назад

      Hey, Pal. Would be kind if you could share the name of the last song playing. Thanks in advance.

  • @Zikar
    @Zikar 2 года назад +59

    And now he's Patches the Untethered... maybe he even survived the end of the world?

  • @chicopapass
    @chicopapass 7 лет назад +1552

    i'm not mad you advertised in this video in principle. I'm mad because you just destroyed your momentum of your ending line with that plug....

    • @FreshPwncakez
      @FreshPwncakez 7 лет назад +117

      Chico Papass yeaaah he should have put it at the beginning of the video in my opinion

    • @jroldo8353
      @jroldo8353 7 лет назад +112

      It was really jarring. Just 3 or 4 more seconds before starting. Fade out to music...

    • @arbentis3361
      @arbentis3361 7 лет назад +66

      I see it as an reference to patches ;) #Greed :D

    • @JavaIsnom
      @JavaIsnom 6 лет назад +23

      "but the one thing you may have in common, is that neither of you ever looked back. Speaking of not switching back-"

  • @lukeanvar3908
    @lukeanvar3908 7 лет назад +525

    Vati it is time you must stitch all the dark souls lore together into 1 video. Every single thing from common fruit to Gael, from dark souls 1 characters and interactions to the existence off the first flame after the new dlc takes you to the new world. All of it as a final dedication to the souls series. From each bonfire names to the rivalries between different now in the series. That's and goodbye.

    • @EverTM
      @EverTM 7 лет назад +13

      So you want him to patch all his videos together and release it as one video? This makes no sense. lol

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 7 лет назад +34

      ALL THE LORE!

    • @zaystro2915
      @zaystro2915 7 лет назад +13

      Do it yourself you unsatisfied dweeb.

    • @khanhvo95
      @khanhvo95 7 лет назад +10

      LA Gaming how's about you watch all of his dedicated works again in order to support his effort?

    • @mranderson718
      @mranderson718 7 лет назад +34

      One video explaining literally everything would be like 30 hours long

  • @AlphaVenatusDeus
    @AlphaVenatusDeus 7 лет назад +685

    Diamond is UnPatchable!

    • @semareyes98
      @semareyes98 7 лет назад +48

      NANI!?

    • @lacius
      @lacius 7 лет назад +86

      1. Phantom Patch
      2. Patching Tendency
      3. Stardust Patches
      4. Patches is Unbreakable
      5. Cerotti Aureo (Gold Patches/Plating)
      6. Stone Patch
      7. Steel Patch Run
      8. PatchPatchion

    • @claudiocozzi4425
      @claudiocozzi4425 7 лет назад +9

      AVD GREEEEIRAT!

    • @lacius
      @lacius 7 лет назад +16

      +claudio cozzi
      *Il Mare Eterno Nella Mia Anima plays on the background*
      This is enemy territory, Lorian and Lothric are lurking nearby. Yet they can't contain their emotions. Patches calls out to Greirat, [player character name] sheds sorrowful tears. But no matter how much they call out to Greirat, no answer returns. Greirat is dead and his silence constantly reminds Patches and [player character name] of his fate. But even if his life's blood ends here, his soul lives on.
      - Greirat the Thief rests here

    • @claudiocozzi4425
      @claudiocozzi4425 7 лет назад

      Lacius GE Thiefs fate is truly bounded to Patches until death

  • @BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons
    @BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons 2 года назад +14

    I love how in the FromSoft Soulsborne universes, each different and the same in various degrees of sadness and death, there are, and always will be, two universal constants:
    - A greatsword, shining like resplendent moonlight, a weapon that’s wielded by only the strongest, most capable, most devout warriors.
    - A bald guy who will kick you off a cliff into monsters and poison and later say “It’s just a prank, bro.”

  • @MyGamerforlife
    @MyGamerforlife 6 лет назад +17

    This really does feel like an epilogue to the entirety of Prepare to Cry.
    We never looked back.
    Superlative work, Vaati.

  • @johnkiezulas7439
    @johnkiezulas7439 7 лет назад +136

    Who would have thought that Patches, a character who lies, kills, and even becomes a spider, would be a very philosophical character. If you told me that a few years ago, I would have smacked you across the face 100 times and demanded that you stop making shit up.. Thanks Vaati for another great video.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 6 лет назад +1

      John Kiezulas
      Damn, this feels like a 100 likes ago

  • @THExWASP
    @THExWASP 7 лет назад +333

    holy shit that ending was so well written, made me feel so nostalgic and emotional :3

    • @DJJ-bd9iq
      @DJJ-bd9iq 7 лет назад +9

      THExWASP the original comic made me feel nostalgic as well

    • @Klavin
      @Klavin 7 лет назад +1

      DJJ 2000 what comic?

    • @razzmatazz2445
      @razzmatazz2445 7 лет назад +6

      The panels towards the end, vaati links his tumblr, it's literally right there in the bottom left

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno 7 лет назад +29

      i know! skype! does it still exists?

    • @XxAnalxLegendzXx
      @XxAnalxLegendzXx 7 лет назад +3

      THExWASP an advertisement? Interesting taste 🤔

  • @tarantula_7u863
    @tarantula_7u863 Год назад +13

    I think Patches represents the player better than anyone: obsessed with loot, doesn't take things too seriously and unable to resist the urge to push someone off a cliff when their back is turned.

  • @palemoogle3049
    @palemoogle3049 7 лет назад +369

    Just tell lapp he's Solaire and his purpose is jolly coopetation and that if you stare at the sun you'll go blind so don't even think about it. You save his life and get Solaire back win win ;p

    • @MrTta54
      @MrTta54 7 лет назад +56

      \o/ Praise
      H the
      / \ sun

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 7 лет назад +2

      Dark sauce?

    • @dalekmasterblaster585
      @dalekmasterblaster585 7 лет назад +5

      Sorry to get your hope down but than he would just go Hollow and probably kill you just like the first game.

    • @spazzmaticus9086
      @spazzmaticus9086 6 лет назад +6

      \[T]/ Praise
      H the
      / \ sun

    • @radgamzplz1696
      @radgamzplz1696 6 лет назад +3

      That’s not saving his life, that’s brainwashing

  • @rekka6366
    @rekka6366 7 лет назад +243

    Bastard outlived us all, huh?

    • @marinchapuis8720
      @marinchapuis8720 5 лет назад +51

      I mean yeah, he lived for so long he made it to Yharnam...

    • @MadHappyPrime
      @MadHappyPrime 5 лет назад +14

      @@marinchapuis8720 So he made it into the painting after all, huh?

    • @ASmartNameForMe
      @ASmartNameForMe 5 лет назад +5

      @@MadHappyPrime probably

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 5 лет назад +14

      Only in lore. Killed him on site every game myself

    • @alphawolf7417
      @alphawolf7417 5 лет назад +5

      @@OhNoTheFace but he's undead so.....

  • @AbysswalkerD
    @AbysswalkerD 6 лет назад +34

    That was by far my favorite video you've I've ever seen Regarding Dark Soul's, I just gotta say that you have such an amazing ability to turn a Character from just another NPC into an amazing, Deep, Thoughtful and Memorable
    Character i truly appreciate your video's because without them Dark Souls just wouldn't be as good as it is.

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 4 года назад +72

    Fun thing I thought of just yesterday while watching a Mitch L video:
    Patches is from Carim.
    He's got the same pale skin and sharp features adorning the faces of both Lautrec and Oswald. And of all the places we hear about in lore, the one with the shadiest clerics always seems to be Carim. Where else might one gain such a deep-seated loathing of clerics but the land where they are regularly tied to ritual sacrifice in the crafting of bite rings and such?

  • @FoxyGamerS2
    @FoxyGamerS2 7 лет назад +814

    I Cried at 6:35 Gooddammit lapp why you have to be so great compared to patches

    • @pedrogomezid
      @pedrogomezid 7 лет назад +236

      because Patches is great, he just doesn't show it.

    • @DJJ-bd9iq
      @DJJ-bd9iq 7 лет назад +145

      Shado White that was patches. Who he was before he was forced into being the heyna, the spider, the unbreakable. The undead curse is a curse indeed as it forced patches from being the selfless man he could have been into a man fighting for his own survival.

    • @tesouro2146
      @tesouro2146 6 лет назад +5

      lapp is patches fucking respect him you f

    • @EximaAce
      @EximaAce 6 лет назад +1

      Shado White 666 like! It’s the devil!!..... just kidding

    • @MLaak86
      @MLaak86 6 лет назад +1

      Shado White but he is Patches, that’s the point.

  • @givemethefish4817
    @givemethefish4817 7 лет назад +5

    This is an amazing video, the ending almost brought me to tears. With the souls game having ended, I hope you will still find content to make Vaati. I really enjoy your videos, you're one of the few channels I'm willing to subscribe to.

  • @otakureiss
    @otakureiss 7 лет назад +122

    The one episode where you do an advertisement is the same one you talk about the greed of men.

    • @hiduck8247
      @hiduck8247 7 лет назад +14

      I dunno, maybe it’s just the way we are

    • @winter9716
      @winter9716 6 лет назад +1

      He is luring people for patches

    • @Furanku13
      @Furanku13 6 лет назад +1

      As ironic as that sounds. Views alone can't pay the bills you know.

    • @Sohelanthropus
      @Sohelanthropus 6 лет назад

      LOL

  • @internetsavage8733
    @internetsavage8733 4 года назад +18

    Listening to this video made me remember what I love about Soulsborne. This dark atmosphere that is littered with characters, yet every single one that speaks has a purpose and a personality. Patches is the least likely to have a compelling story, but I fucking love it.

  • @GrandPurrsuivant
    @GrandPurrsuivant 7 лет назад +113

    Patches's theme song: Stayin' Alive

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 7 лет назад +2

      When the Man Comes Around

    • @badadvice6276
      @badadvice6276 7 лет назад +1

      The Man who laughs

    • @beyondheaven6736
      @beyondheaven6736 7 лет назад

      Alucard Altair Its really "Still Alive"

    • @GrandPurrsuivant
      @GrandPurrsuivant 7 лет назад

      Headshot Hunter pretty sure you are talking about a different song...
      Edit: I meant "Stayin' Alive"

  • @Vendal89
    @Vendal89 7 лет назад +60

    but why does he steal siegwards armor? all siegward wants is to defeat yhorm to fullfill his promise to his old friend. seems selfless for me, yet patches still robs him and throws him down a well

    • @hellsing611
      @hellsing611 6 лет назад +22

      Its selfish. All thing are selfish. Siegward do that for himself. For his honor , for his sanity , to honor his memory. He do that for feeling good , being in peace with himself. Is not bad , is quite noble in fact. But in the end its a selfish act even if you hide it to your self.

    • @brendancoulter5761
      @brendancoulter5761 6 лет назад +20

      because this theory is nonsense. Patches brags about looting your corpse in DS1 he is completely a greedy thief with only one soft spot for a fellow theif.

    • @jingyu97
      @jingyu97 6 лет назад +2

      He kicked you down because you are greedy about the treasure, he sure hate cleric for good reason, greed

    • @brendancoulter5761
      @brendancoulter5761 6 лет назад +10

      Upon replaying it, He also brags about looting your corpse and selling what he finds in DS 3 when he locks you in the tower. Patches is motivated by greed, not punishing greed.

    • @jingyu97
      @jingyu97 6 лет назад +1

      He become evil to punish evil, but he is not greedy as you think

  • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
    @OneReallyGrumpyJill Год назад +16

    This made me fall in love with Patches as a character because this confirms just how, ironically, humble Patches is: he never had "grand goal" in life, never wanted to light the flame or some such, he just lived. Sure, his life was hard, but it was a life worth living and he lived it the best he could - that is why he never went hollow, because, ironically enough, Patches might've been the most "human" character in the entire series.

  • @FabricatedPheonix
    @FabricatedPheonix 6 лет назад +9

    The way you do videos. The atmosphere, the voice. This video honestly caused patches to become one of my favorite npcs. I actually made a dnd npc inspired by him.

  • @sarahp3821
    @sarahp3821 7 лет назад +4

    I'm speechless it's been a while since you've posted a Prepare to Cry and I am satisfied! Now you HAVE to make one for Lady Maria!!

  • @greentop1239
    @greentop1239 7 лет назад +256

    I will always hate Patches, but I must admit the strength of his character.

    • @fawaz2771
      @fawaz2771 4 года назад +12

      Always? Do you still hate him 2 years later?

    • @greentop1239
      @greentop1239 4 года назад +25

      fawaz aljohany you know it baby

    • @fawaz2771
      @fawaz2771 4 года назад +14

      @@greentop1239 ahhh a man true to his word

    • @akirax461
      @akirax461 4 года назад +3

      Fr, Patches is the real antagonist of Dark Souls

    • @StuckInAnEternalLoop
      @StuckInAnEternalLoop 4 года назад +6

      @@greentop1239 "Green Top the unbreakable"

  • @NightfallGemini
    @NightfallGemini 7 лет назад +100

    Hell, Patches even makes it to the end of the modern world (Armored Core: for Answer).

    • @matthewcollins9741
      @matthewcollins9741 6 лет назад

      Care to explain?

    • @zeon_zaku
      @zeon_zaku 5 лет назад +26

      Patch the Good Luck is supposedly Patches in Armored Core.

    • @matthewmorrison3745
      @matthewmorrison3745 4 года назад

      Somehow this goddamn game I keep hearing about is linked to everything

  • @hawkshot867
    @hawkshot867 2 года назад +7

    Literally, out of all the characters, I never expected that Patches was telling the truth all of this time and it's somewhat poetic that he's your last friend, at the very end of the world.

  • @0NodMan0
    @0NodMan0 7 лет назад +304

    *_TARKUS! TARKUS! TARKUS!_*

    • @superice4898
      @superice4898 7 лет назад +10

      Is that a motherfuckin jojo reference

    • @nicolocasieri644
      @nicolocasieri644 7 лет назад +14

      wondering how many will get this reference :D

    • @Rhino1004
      @Rhino1004 7 лет назад +12

      *TARKUS LIVES IN DEATH*

    • @milanelst5754
      @milanelst5754 7 лет назад +16

      NodMan just lay back *tarkus man modes the iron golem off the platform*

    • @raoulkuratle9522
      @raoulkuratle9522 7 лет назад +3

      NodMan Iron golem get's shot off the edge by demon dick

  • @TerryHesticles87
    @TerryHesticles87 7 лет назад +2358

    Good lord that ending advertisement was jarring as hell...

    • @giovannivanegas6845
      @giovannivanegas6845 7 лет назад +290

      reminded me of patches

    • @bartendingcrow6497
      @bartendingcrow6497 7 лет назад +253

      After such an engaging narration too
      Was kinda like being cut off in the middle of jerking off, shit makes me depressed for 7 years.

    • @brian3634
      @brian3634 7 лет назад +139

      If he did it at the beginning it would have been completely fine.

    • @8523wsxc
      @8523wsxc 7 лет назад +188

      He has been overcome by want and greed for thus is the hollow's condition...

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 7 лет назад +93

      I think it was oddly fitting for a Patches vid XD

  • @peatee3921
    @peatee3921 7 лет назад +63

    im holding back tears........................this video is so powerful

  • @ЧылгычыОндар-ю1о
    @ЧылгычыОндар-ю1о Год назад +3

    The montage with all the characters from all the games is so good just to be a lead up to an ad

  • @ThatKarin
    @ThatKarin 7 лет назад +9

    Patches is a good boy.
    I can never stay mad at him, he is a sweetie. And also probably the only npc that differentiates your characters gender in his dialogue.

  • @Hawktalonofwindclan
    @Hawktalonofwindclan 2 года назад +11

    The Ringed City turned Patches from a fun side character to one of my favorites in Dark Souls

  • @boxman7044
    @boxman7044 4 года назад +25

    patches made me cry when he's lappe some of the stuff he said just resonated in me

  • @armak7774
    @armak7774 2 года назад +4

    I love Patches' Ringed city quest so much. Hes one of my favourite npc of the series and I just think the character development and finale that he got is beautiful.

  • @WingZX1103
    @WingZX1103 7 лет назад +65

    The greatest troll who ever lived

    • @metalliclark86
      @metalliclark86 7 лет назад +7

      mechassault2012 it's just a prank bro. Then he adds your participation into his ledge trolling montage with spicy memes.

  • @Zeppelee
    @Zeppelee 7 лет назад +30

    He may pull some very stupid pranks and dislike clerics, but Patches remains one of my favorite NPCs in the SoulsBorne series. I also find it somewhat... cute that he "flirts" with female player characters.

    • @dhrubi
      @dhrubi 6 лет назад +5

      I never thought i'd see the day when i was contemplating becoming a girl

    • @ChaotisRavendark
      @ChaotisRavendark 6 лет назад +3

      Zeppelee I’m actually kinda tempted now to do a play through with a female character to see that now

  • @talkingvideogames5638
    @talkingvideogames5638 7 лет назад +212

    Did you just use a part of "we are the souls" of ThePruld to talk about solaire?

    • @LrdVnm
      @LrdVnm 7 лет назад +41

      And Kirk, giving humanity to the Fair Lady.

    • @charleswhirlpool8109
      @charleswhirlpool8109 7 лет назад +22

      Mat69Games the pruld are fellow vaati fan boys im sure he asked first

    • @EverTM
      @EverTM 7 лет назад +26

      Yeah, the Pruld are super into Vaati, I'm sure it was all above board

    • @nekuchan900
      @nekuchan900 7 лет назад +27

      You should see their video of em reacting to VAATI commenting on a video of them

  • @thebigbean8783
    @thebigbean8783 Год назад +3

    A discord ad. This is crazy. I can't believe there was a time without it

  • @Mika-Fresh
    @Mika-Fresh 7 лет назад +31

    Another Vaati production= a fantastic night 🍻

  • @calvaryn
    @calvaryn 6 лет назад +8

    I love the art pieces you show at the end with each character

  • @lindthechaoticheretic8708
    @lindthechaoticheretic8708 7 лет назад +79

    A true hero, a caring friend, and a man we should all aspire to be.

    • @dorkish5623
      @dorkish5623 7 лет назад +14

      So you're saying I should aspire to start kicking people into holes for being gullible? That actually sounds fun!!

    • @charleswhirlpool8109
      @charleswhirlpool8109 7 лет назад +1

      Shea Bread for being greedy

    • @dorkish5623
      @dorkish5623 7 лет назад +6

      Sassy Hercules Okay, but that still gives me permission to kick people down holes though, right?

    • @charleswhirlpool8109
      @charleswhirlpool8109 7 лет назад +7

      Of course mate, just dont get...greedy.

    • @imperialfistsmarine5064
      @imperialfistsmarine5064 7 лет назад

      Ser Ravinger Bare What are you gonna do? Sparkle at me? Torture me with horribly written dialogue? Sure as shit can't out axe me.

  • @bingitybong6518
    @bingitybong6518 5 лет назад +51

    “A fine Dark Souls III: The Fire Fades Edition TM to you”

  • @joelperry997
    @joelperry997 7 лет назад +26

    "it's not like he's new to this game" yea greirat has been playing dark souls for a while 😂😂

  • @darklord884
    @darklord884 Год назад +4

    For some reason, hearing a man who forgot who he was, whose greatest wish in life is to find himself, say "I swear upon my birthname that I AM your friend." moves me to tears every time I hear it. Just the thought of him swearing on the one thing he truly wants in life and he swears that he is your friend. No matter what he does afterwards, this moment rings true, pure and unsullied.

  • @mistersamman8899
    @mistersamman8899 2 года назад +16

    “Two blind men waited at the end of an era, contemplating beauty. They sat atop the world’s highest cliff overlooking the land, and seeing nothing.” - Brandon Sanderson

  • @nimroad5042
    @nimroad5042 4 года назад +17

    Patches, the Dark Souls version of a tsundere.

  • @TheOGLunaClipper
    @TheOGLunaClipper 7 лет назад +64

    Inb4 Vaati ends up defeating all the invaders and ends up having to keep all the merch for himself as he became invincible despite his true desire being he wanted to give the merch.
    Truly a thing that could end up in DS as someone wanting to give a legacy but not being able to because noone became capable of inhereting it.

    • @gholtorf
      @gholtorf 7 лет назад +1

      Vaati scoffs at the greed of fanboys.

    • @TheOGLunaClipper
      @TheOGLunaClipper 7 лет назад

      Fanboys meaning his suscribers/patreons or the guys that will do the invading?

    • @gholtorf
      @gholtorf 7 лет назад +14

      I was trying to reference Vaati's line about how "Patches disdains the greed of men."
      If you don't invade, we can hardly call you greedy. But I think we know the real reason we'll be invading him.
      "I can see it in your eyes. If you didn't invade, didn't pillage, whatever would you do?"

    • @plp2644
      @plp2644 7 лет назад +3

      i hope vaati releases the invasion footage and we will see if he is a god.

    • @Knights_of_the_Nine
      @Knights_of_the_Nine 7 лет назад

      Cain chin Id KILL for more Bloodborne content.

  • @FearTheDeep
    @FearTheDeep 6 лет назад +9

    _goosebumps_
    Literally gave me the goosebumps when this part started 8:34
    SO much nostalgia.

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 5 лет назад +6

    It's really beautiful. I love this series, how it turns everything on its head. The intelligent, the heroic, the dutiful, the faithful....greed, want, desire, for good or Ill, every admirable trait turned into dust and darkness, kindling to a dying fire. Dark Souls 2 and 3 are masterpieces.

  • @Mahathemime89
    @Mahathemime89 4 года назад +7

    patches, the most heartbreaking character of the souls series... and hes the one who keeps kicking you down holes