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  • @linesinthesand97
    @linesinthesand97 3 года назад +4572

    Steven Seagal - the only man in history that could prevent Chris Farley from getting a laugh

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 3 года назад +108

      Especially if Seagal is running at any point in a scene - that's prime comedic material right there.

    • @chrisfor01
      @chrisfor01 3 года назад +22

      Agreed😂

    • @the503creepout7
      @the503creepout7 3 года назад +83

      Charisma... vacuum.

    • @timfart9414
      @timfart9414 3 года назад +13

      Casey Ryback!

    • @miketrevino8761
      @miketrevino8761 3 года назад +14

      U met chuck Norris yet?

  • @Liverkiller
    @Liverkiller 2 года назад +1058

    The most mind blowing thing is that in Steven Seagal’s head everything went perfect.

  • @JeffreyHeesch
    @JeffreyHeesch 2 года назад +724

    You can actually tell where the jokes would have been had Steven Seagal been willing to have a sense of humor. The rapid switch in behavior depending on who was in the room, the mom having an entirely different version of the story behind the tattoo.
    It's almost like Seagal has never even laughed before.

    • @THEQueeferSutherland
      @THEQueeferSutherland 2 года назад +27

      I think the only times he legitimately laughs is when violence happens... Someone got stabbed in the eye? 🤣Rape happened? Hilarious!

    • @SuiLover
      @SuiLover Год назад +31

      Was Danny Trejo too young to replace Seagal in this sketch? Trejo is one of the tough, macho men to have a genuine sense of humour. He guest starred in an episode of Monk and it was funny and heartwarming whenever his character interacts with Tony Shaloub's.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime Год назад +17

      ​@@SuiLover Trejo is actually older than Seagal, so age wouldn't be a problem. The issue is that it's 1991; Seagal was regarded as the next big action movie star whereas Trejo was still limited to minor film roles (one of these was in Marked for Death a year earlier, starring Seagal.)

    • @bowmanbrent419
      @bowmanbrent419 Год назад +1

      @@IsmailofeRegime check out the big brains on Brad...Brett...I mean Ismail.

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 Год назад +4

      Obvious that he made up all his lines too: "I was part of the uh... SKC unit" and when asked what does that mean? Says "Oh... nothing... I was.. uh... a paid assassin"

  • @robertlee2092
    @robertlee2092 2 года назад +317

    Jan Hooks is the real MVP here for at least getting the sketch moving again every time Seagal brings it to a dead halt and won’t give her any of the setups she’s clearly waiting for.

  • @Mantinhas
    @Mantinhas 3 года назад +1120

    If Seagal had just stood there looking menacing and not uttered a word, this might have worked.

    • @masoudmoghavami6798
      @masoudmoghavami6798 3 года назад +47

      Thats actually a great idea

    • @Dick_Valparaiso
      @Dick_Valparaiso 3 года назад +63

      His wife could've sat by him as his interpreter. Chris's character could've been asking typical "So, what do you do for a living?/Jenny tells me you work for the government?"
      type of questions. The wife could answer, or have Steven whisper to her ear while she politely tells Chris that he enjoys reading books about torture and loves to reminisce
      about his time in the Philippines. Chris could then say something like "Yeah, I hear it's hot over there ...just like the women. Um, I mean your daughter. ...Uh, you have a lovely
      daughter, that Jennifer. ...Um, Jennifer is alright I mean. Then Steven (quiet and calculated): "You son of a bitch.". His wife: "He just gave you a nickname!"

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg 2 года назад +10

      @@Dick_Valparaiso Yes, something like that would have been better!

    • @invaderjaymz
      @invaderjaymz 2 года назад +11

      There was nothing that could save this sketch the moment Seagal walked in the room.

    • @invaderjaymz
      @invaderjaymz 2 года назад

      @Dougie J you thought the skit was funny???

  • @davidkopec9442
    @davidkopec9442 3 года назад +783

    Seagal managed to completely neutralize all the laughter out of a Farley sketch.

    • @Road2acept
      @Road2acept Год назад +15

      It's kinda incredible. A Farley sketch; just don't laugh and your golden!

    • @Aaliyahchannel2024
      @Aaliyahchannel2024 3 месяца назад +5

      If there wasn't video of it....I wouldn't believe it too be possible. Chris is the definition of funny.

    • @amyvartanian7729
      @amyvartanian7729 2 месяца назад +3

      That was the must uncomfortable thing I have ever watched!' Then I saw this comment being so true as it is had 666 thumbs up? So I immediately had to change it 667! Lol

    • @ProJektorish
      @ProJektorish Месяц назад +2

      It'd be impressive if it weren't so scary.

  • @sydhamelin1265
    @sydhamelin1265 9 месяцев назад +58

    Seagal, 3 seconds before show time: "Ok, I better not hear anyone laughing. Let's go."

  • @TenthElementGraphics
    @TenthElementGraphics 2 года назад +662

    fun fact: I watch SNL and take a shot every time something hilarious happens. Thanks to Stephen Seagal hosting, I was able to get sober. Thanks Stephen.

    • @Pelcurus
      @Pelcurus 2 года назад +28

      I do the same thing: 20 years sober. 🎉😀🎈

    • @auditamplifier8493
      @auditamplifier8493 Год назад +2

      👏👏👏

    • @FirstNameJ0hn
      @FirstNameJ0hn Год назад

      @@Pelcurus lmao

    • @heffe4257
      @heffe4257 Год назад +5

      You’ve probably been sober for a long time then.

    • @jedijones
      @jedijones Год назад +1

      @@Pelcurus LOL, I don't think it's healthy to go that long without alcohol.

  • @jamierosino3762
    @jamierosino3762 3 года назад +2795

    I saw the blu-ray version of this and in the commentary they said that Segal was supposed to switch from talking goofy like the mother whenever someone other than him and Farley were in the room and as soon as the two of them were alone he was supposed to switch to this serious killer. Hence why the mother keeps leaving to fetch stuff for Doug. Apparently Segal was so full of himself that he refused to act the goofy part because it was beneath him.

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 3 года назад +505

      THAT would have been funny.

    • @bcoates87
      @bcoates87 3 года назад +214

      Interesting, that would have been a great sketch. Sketch comedy is a team game. Everyone else did a great job, none of them were staring at the cue cards like you see a lot of the time nowadays.

    • @ongkhuongduy3498
      @ongkhuongduy3498 3 года назад +245

      They might have overestimated his acting ability. The guy has one acting facial expression his whole career.

    • @RyanWilliams-qf1ok
      @RyanWilliams-qf1ok 3 года назад +94

      "Apparently Segal was so full of himself that he refused to act the goofy part because it was beneath him."
      Is that what it said in the commentary?

    • @latenightguitaradventures3022
      @latenightguitaradventures3022 3 года назад +73

      The fact he even got to be special forces in a SNL sketch was amazing.

  • @ethelwulfmountbattenderoth2286
    @ethelwulfmountbattenderoth2286 3 года назад +547

    The SNL Cast looked like they couldn't wait for this to end.

    • @jakeh6980
      @jakeh6980 3 года назад +41

      Yeah the girl looked extremely uncomfortable

    • @jedijones
      @jedijones Год назад

      @@jakeh6980 That was sort of her character here though. She was supposed to be annoyed at constantly being asked to leave.

  • @Scorch1028
    @Scorch1028 2 года назад +89

    In this skit, Steven Seagal looks like a “visitor” in his own household. 😆

  • @isaacbenavram5790
    @isaacbenavram5790 Год назад +34

    Quite honestly I think this is pretty brilliant.
    Watching a host of professional comedians try to work around someone who can’t be funny is amazing.
    Also the fact that he must play a hardened killer in everything makes it feel so surreal.

  • @danielglatz1643
    @danielglatz1643 3 года назад +1667

    This had so much potential. Farleys character would’ve been hilarious if he had someone like Phil Hartman playing the dad

    • @aaronrasheed9440
      @aaronrasheed9440 3 года назад +29

      I know you are so right. I was thinking the same thing.

    • @shemailgoondall9531
      @shemailgoondall9531 3 года назад +40

      Phil hartman wouldve worked out well.

    • @johnnycarnevale
      @johnnycarnevale 3 года назад +26

      Phil Hartman was a master @ SNL

    • @jono4708
      @jono4708 3 года назад +8

      or if he just had Someone playing

    • @WookieeArmy
      @WookieeArmy 3 года назад +4

      Fuck Andy Dick

  • @simonpenum
    @simonpenum 3 года назад +977

    Most SnL hosts: sure I’ll dress in character
    Steven Segal: No I’m gonna dress like a 37 year old martial arts film star no matter what role I play

    • @RawOne911
      @RawOne911 2 года назад +11

      Well I mean if they are supposed to be in highschool he could very well be 37 but the dressing like martial artist in every role might be kinda funny.

    • @ikillforacookie25
      @ikillforacookie25 2 года назад +1

      you talking about brandon lee I watched a lot of interviews on him its seems he always wear those clothes its just me though

    • @brianbelcher4793
      @brianbelcher4793 2 года назад +1

      How did he sell his "martial art" to ANYONE?
      Hahahahahaha!
      He should've been laughed out of Hollywood, but then again, it's Hollywood....hahaha

    • @deskish3930
      @deskish3930 2 года назад +1

      if it was today he would be wearing his tactical gear instead

    • @stupoc6715
      @stupoc6715 2 года назад

      Danzel Washington, Kevin Costner
      Hey ,either of you two guys want to portray a character in a movie. Sure , same character in every movie you make.

  • @jdmac44
    @jdmac44 2 года назад +83

    I'm impressed how the cast managed to make bits of this sketch funny in spite of Seagal's participation! 😂

    • @V0YAG3R
      @V0YAG3R 5 месяцев назад +1

      *Seagal’s sabotage

  • @secondbest2877
    @secondbest2877 2 года назад +133

    one of the most awkward skits in snl history

    • @mrdizzy678
      @mrdizzy678 Год назад +1

      You got that right Brother, Ohhhh Yeeeaahhh!

    • @diskmort
      @diskmort Год назад +8

      i know this skit is meant to be awkward but holy shit, this isn't even funny awkward, this is just straight up uncomfortably awkward

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 2 года назад +269

    Rob Schneider wasn't acting. He was just that desperate to get out of the scene.

    • @ConsCope
      @ConsCope 10 месяцев назад +2

      Sensei Tenderloin put Rob Schneider’s face through a table the sketch before.

    • @dreecma9004
      @dreecma9004 22 дня назад +1

      Rob Schneider can't act

  • @adamwright9517
    @adamwright9517 3 года назад +2200

    Seagal's like a black hole, sucking the life out of this sketch. It's like he's taken the rest of the cast hostage.

    • @bassnazi4713
      @bassnazi4713 3 года назад +72

      Not exactly hostage, but maybe under siege?

    • @protosspc
      @protosspc 3 года назад +9

      @R D Trump is funny. He riffs on stage for 2 hours at his rallies and it's hilarious. He's also been on SNL several times and it was good.

    • @protosspc
      @protosspc 3 года назад +6

      @R D does R D stand for Racist Democrat?

    • @spacefertilizer
      @spacefertilizer 3 года назад +12

      @David Christ why are you defending Segal everywhere in the comments? It’s not like it’s making his contribution to the sketch any less awful.

    • @DimitriosChannel
      @DimitriosChannel 3 года назад +1

      Well said.

  • @MRmanbearpig1993
    @MRmanbearpig1993 Год назад +97

    Steven is such a great martial artist. What a strong powerful silent killer. The crowd respects him so much they dare not laugh.

  • @Treeeee2008
    @Treeeee2008 5 месяцев назад +30

    It's only 6 minutes but it feels like 30, truly my favorite SNL sketch of all time!

    • @Silas-lc9op
      @Silas-lc9op 25 дней назад

      This is your favorite sketch? It's awful..lol... It's not even funny.... unfortunatly because of Segal just sucks

  • @rajithmaligaspe
    @rajithmaligaspe 10 лет назад +1340

    Hmmm. Kinda painful to watch Chris Farley trying to keep the sketch funny all by himself. They should've limited Steven's lines.

    • @sanoban
      @sanoban 10 лет назад +25

      It's a bit long, but I think his cold demeanor is working well.

    • @hybridcypher
      @hybridcypher 10 лет назад +23

      Couldn't agree more, why would they have an action star dominate a comedy sketch especially when he's not funny. Apparently Bad hosts were the number one thing that messed up alot of good SNL Sketches

    • @rajithmaligaspe
      @rajithmaligaspe 10 лет назад +8

      LOL yeah, I can't even find his monologue on the SNL RUclips channel!

    • @hybridcypher
      @hybridcypher 10 лет назад +3

      ha, yeah, probably not worth keeping.

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 лет назад +29

      westiesmum69 then please explain the complexities and nuances of Mr Seagals comedic performance to us as from what I can see it looked like a chunk of wood reading cue cards badly

  • @sawtanang
    @sawtanang 9 лет назад +2655

    Seagal sucked every last bit of life out of this sketch.

    • @robjabbaz
      @robjabbaz 4 года назад +46

      came on here 4 years later to write the exact same thing.

    • @garywilson3042
      @garywilson3042 4 года назад +2

      @@enklaev1465 lol you sound like a baby pointing out the obvious, like shouting *CLOUD* when looking at the sky. Sad.

    • @enklaev1465
      @enklaev1465 4 года назад +20

      @@garywilson3042 I completely agree looking at this comment not entirely sure what I was thinking it's got no subject no character it's a single statement you are completely correct and I am embarrassed I cant tell you what exactly I was thinking perhaps I wanted to bait him into a debate or just annoy him not sure but most likely I wasnt thinking hard just sorta going through the motions dont let this ruin your interpretation of me I got a lot goin on

    • @garywilson3042
      @garywilson3042 4 года назад +7

      @@enklaev1465 wow, I wasn't expecting that, that is very commendable of you. Hope things are ok.

    • @chiefmegadeth
      @chiefmegadeth 3 года назад +15

      I love Steven Seagal. But that was torture... He killed the mood for sure

  • @hectorlopez1069
    @hectorlopez1069 2 года назад +53

    Farley is never forgotten for his amazing work on SNL. I wish drugs never got the best of him. One of the greatest comedians is truly special to SNL. Rip. Chris Farley

  • @MicahBuzanMUSIC
    @MicahBuzanMUSIC 2 года назад +244

    It's actually pretty funny how serious Steven Seagal takes himself. If he had less of an ego, we'd be laughing with him. Instead people are laughing at him.

    • @ChickenMcThiccken
      @ChickenMcThiccken 2 года назад +1

      well. when you were beat the crap out of all the time. then learn to kick their asses back. you kind of lose that part of you. but at least he keeps humble. he could have been whacko segal LOL

    • @leannaburroughs5642
      @leannaburroughs5642 Год назад

      What a total jackass. Why would SNL have him as a guest, totally untalented?

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 11 месяцев назад

      @@ChickenMcThicckenkeeps humble? The guy’s a compulsive liar who makes up 99% of every impressive thing he’s done with his life

    • @exiles_dot_tv
      @exiles_dot_tv 6 месяцев назад

      It's crazy whoever runs the SNL account decided to post this as a highlight on RUclips. At least they didn't bother crediting him, ha.

    • @damiantirado9616
      @damiantirado9616 5 месяцев назад

      @@ChickenMcThicckenSteven Seagal has gotten his ass kicked by tons of martial artists he even ran away once. The dude is a loser

  • @johnnycarnevale
    @johnnycarnevale 3 года назад +534

    R.I.P. to Chris Farley, Jan Hooks & Steven Seagal’s career

    • @edmundmclean2814
      @edmundmclean2814 2 года назад +2

      😆

    • @aristotleasparaguspodcast1129
      @aristotleasparaguspodcast1129 2 года назад +11

      And to Phil Hartman who should've done Seagal's part

    • @catholicdad
      @catholicdad 2 года назад +4

      I forgot Jan Hooks died. Wow!

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 2 года назад

      lol at the last one

    • @michaelparylak5649
      @michaelparylak5649 2 года назад +1

      Yeah he did kind of fade Away into obscurity. didn't he? As a child I wondered what happened to him. His was one of the first movies I ever saw as a kid were we actually heard the bones crunching and cracking in the fight sequences 😁

  • @tobyjohn4682
    @tobyjohn4682 3 года назад +250

    This sketch is pretty much steven bragging about how much of a badass he is.

    • @CNRhKXtreme
      @CNRhKXtreme 3 года назад +24

      That's all of his products lmfao.

    • @BretuLauk
      @BretuLauk 3 года назад +31

      which is ironic because the Mafia & Gene Lebell both made him shit his pants.

    • @CNRhKXtreme
      @CNRhKXtreme 3 года назад +10

      @@BretuLauk Looks like Steven Seagal really is the shit, huh?

    • @freddiehoff7365
      @freddiehoff7365 3 года назад +2

      @@BretuLauk somebody been listening to Sammy the bull

    • @DrowningSorrows1
      @DrowningSorrows1 3 года назад +14

      That's what the entire episode was. Every skit's entire joke was "Seagal is awesome, everything else is lame."

  • @thegreatrenaldo7718
    @thegreatrenaldo7718 11 месяцев назад +7

    At the end the audience was like do we clap or leave?

  • @pallmall5495
    @pallmall5495 Год назад +79

    Seagal really needs his own comedy show. Such a funny, witty guy.

    • @offensivebeefroast5407
      @offensivebeefroast5407 Год назад

      Alone

    • @pallmall5495
      @pallmall5495 Год назад

      @SEEK R/Whooooosh!!!!!!!!

    • @Lando_Calzonian_MK8
      @Lando_Calzonian_MK8 Год назад +1

      I know, he’s the most fucking hilarious guy ever, it’s kinda disappointing to know there will never be someone as funny as him again tho

    • @pallmall5495
      @pallmall5495 Год назад +2

      @@Lando_Calzonian_MK8 he has a pay per view special coming soon to Comedy Central. It is called " Laugh or I will put you in a choke hold and use various Judo moves on you".

    • @Lando_Calzonian_MK8
      @Lando_Calzonian_MK8 Год назад +2

      @@pallmall5495 Real

  • @4mevrywhr2evrywhr
    @4mevrywhr2evrywhr 9 лет назад +669

    Lorne did say in a couple of interviews that Seagal is the worst celebrity that has ever come to SNL to host.

    • @evenflow5491
      @evenflow5491 4 года назад +27

      4mevrywhr2evrywhr not even in interviews, when Nicolas Cage hosted he said it bluntly in his opening monologue

    • @quincee3376
      @quincee3376 3 года назад +4

      I've heard that from a few others too. I forget who it was. I think Dana Carvey was one. I can't quite remember.

    • @joey4010
      @joey4010 3 года назад +4

      I believe it .

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 3 года назад +23

      Steven Seagal was banned from SNL after he hosted this one, cuz he was such a prick and unfunny asshat.

    • @markshaw2009
      @markshaw2009 3 года назад +5

      Milton Berle was the worst, that episode only aired once and was never in syndication. Only recently available with all episodes.

  • @whackcracka
    @whackcracka 3 года назад +704

    The guy can’t do comedy, but his movies are a laughing stock..
    Go figure

    • @bookeens
      @bookeens 3 года назад +5

      yeah whadda nassole- his reality tv shtunk too!

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 года назад

      @Ryan A Seagal isn’t any worse of an actor than Adam Sandler

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 2 года назад +1

      Because his films are unintentionally funny? Its only funny when someone takes themselves too seriously

    • @lukaz3336
      @lukaz3336 2 года назад

      @@nsasupporter7557 Adam Sandler can act. When he puts actual effort into it.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 года назад

      @@lukaz3336 no he can’t. There’s never been a time where he’s acted. He plays himself in every shit movie and gets angry and loses his temper

  • @antidotetodoublespeak311
    @antidotetodoublespeak311 2 года назад +24

    I’m fantasizing about Farley doing a frantic “Theres you, there’s me!” And then flattening Seagal

  • @kujo5998
    @kujo5998 2 года назад +50

    It makes me insane that Segal was, is, or EVER has been even remotely famous. That guy should have worked as a car mechanic and just bragged to random strangers that didn’t care, instead of the entire world, about all his fake, pathetic non-accomplishments. THAT would be a just universe…

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 года назад +2

      Agree 100% brother

    • @renestuder515
      @renestuder515 Год назад +3

      It baffles me too. I have never understood why people liked his movies that much back in the 90s. I mean, we had Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, Russell, Van Damme and Jackie Chan! Why would anyone bother with Seagal?

    • @Lark1610
      @Lark1610 3 месяца назад

      Well, allegedly (though as far as I know it is quite well researched) he was supported by mobsters who put a lot of money into making him an action star. Thanks to that affiliations he was able to get starring roles in his first big movies, since there were bribes and even some unlawful menace involved when it came to convincing people in movie industry to hire Seagal.

  • @jimmyguitar2933
    @jimmyguitar2933 3 года назад +174

    As soon as Seagull walked in, you could feel all the energy being sucked out of the entire house.

    • @HVLLOWS1999
      @HVLLOWS1999 2 года назад +12

      It was once he said his first line it was so quite and flat. Him just staring at Chris and not shacking his hand was pretty good.

  • @BC99
    @BC99 3 года назад +77

    This is like an after school special about an abusive father. Hooks and Schneider struggle valiantly to squeeze a few laughs out of thin air.

  • @krueger92
    @krueger92 9 месяцев назад +8

    Bruce Willis played the exact same kind of character on Friends, except he actually made it funny.

  • @jwallaby7895
    @jwallaby7895 Год назад +60

    I think the star of this entire sketch was Farley's cool hair.

  • @floridapctutor
    @floridapctutor 3 года назад +367

    I stopped this halfway through to scroll down the comments and see if everyone else thought this is as bad as I thought it was. Yeah, it's awful.

  • @CameronAllOneWord
    @CameronAllOneWord 3 года назад +289

    Seagal was way too concerned with trying to come off as a badass for this sketch rather than trying to be funny. Guy takes himself way too seriously

    • @NorthPhilly-zr7xc
      @NorthPhilly-zr7xc 2 года назад +8

      Yeah now he's round!

    • @conorsmith8551
      @conorsmith8551 2 года назад +1

      I thought he was told to be like this for the sketch but I don't even know now 😅

    • @danskyl7279
      @danskyl7279 Год назад +1

      The only character Seagal wants to play is cool and badass. Replace him with Jackie chan, Jet li or Donnie Yen and this sketch would be 10 better.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime Год назад +1

      @@conorsmith8551 Not quite. Among other things he was supposed to act like a goofy "nice guy" whenever the mother was around but then revert to deadly seriousness when she left the room. Instead Seagal decided to act like he was always and forever the ultimate badass.

    • @NoPastNoFate
      @NoPastNoFate Год назад +1

      He is a narcissist. It is all to cover up his frail limp dick ego.

  • @nickdegugs7190
    @nickdegugs7190 9 месяцев назад +3

    My god I think I could think of 1000 ways this sketch could’ve gone better.

  • @thomasobrien1841
    @thomasobrien1841 Год назад +8

    Fun fact: this is the only skit from Segal’s episode available on the official SNL RUclips channel

  • @hugohugo37
    @hugohugo37 9 лет назад +829

    If you are only half way through this video and you are wondering if it's going to get funny at the end, **spoiler alert*** it doesn't.

    • @LLOOYYYDD
      @LLOOYYYDD 9 лет назад +13

      i made it to 2 minutes, this skit is really bad

    • @hondamanvtec2894
      @hondamanvtec2894 5 лет назад +8

      Christopher Hawkins what are you smoking?
      This was funny from the start to the end

    • @tktty
      @tktty 5 лет назад +6

      The skit is funny, but Segal is a horrible actor. But we all knew that.

    • @deborahcabot3100
      @deborahcabot3100 3 года назад +1

      Thanks for the heads up, I couldn't watch this anymore.

    • @danielglatz1643
      @danielglatz1643 3 года назад +8

      Had a lot of potential. Chris’s character could’ve been gold with a good counterpart dad actor. Would’ve been a good role for Phil Hartman

  • @blackirish6868
    @blackirish6868 3 года назад +460

    Jesus Christ Seagal doesn't have an ounce of comic timing.

    • @MrBiggysmalls87
      @MrBiggysmalls87 3 года назад +8

      It’s called comedic timing.

    • @bookeens
      @bookeens 3 года назад +4

      he'd need half a brain.

    • @MrBiggysmalls87
      @MrBiggysmalls87 3 года назад +5

      @@sheateeley1 alright mr. failed comedian...

    • @djcease1996
      @djcease1996 3 года назад +1

      Seriously? I found this hilarious

  • @kiwiadventures3773
    @kiwiadventures3773 2 года назад +5

    Rumour has it he is still on set at SNL waiting for the laughs

  • @Sandwich420
    @Sandwich420 Год назад +18

    3:20 is the closest you will ever get to Seagal being funny

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 2 месяца назад

      And no one laughed which is....the appropriate response

  • @sealteamryx6758
    @sealteamryx6758 3 года назад +161

    I bet Segal refused to do any skits that made him appear silly or wussy in anyway lol what a dork

    • @KleWdSide
      @KleWdSide 3 года назад +20

      He refused to do a Hans & Franz skit just because the duo claimed they could beat him up.
      So... you're right.

    • @tommitchell7294
      @tommitchell7294 2 года назад

      Seagal and Commie Trump are the same douchebags --- can't take any criticism and cry like babies when they are mocked

  • @fartzerelli1385
    @fartzerelli1385 3 года назад +87

    His acting equals his guitar skills.

  • @666Otomo
    @666Otomo 8 месяцев назад +3

    You can tell Farley is trying to work with Seagal but you can tell he's clearly not enjoying it.

  • @hallowsgate3232
    @hallowsgate3232 6 месяцев назад +1

    Boy this one had all the energy of a baked hot pocket.

  • @AaronStark1993
    @AaronStark1993 3 года назад +254

    Absolute crickets every time Seagal opens his mouth.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 года назад

      @Aaron Stark same with Farley, don’t just pick on Seagal

    • @AaronStark1993
      @AaronStark1993 3 года назад +5

      @@nsasupporter7557 - He deserves to get picked on. Apparently he was an absolute nightmare on the show and was banned from ever hosting again.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 года назад

      @@AaronStark1993 I know, I’m just saying it was Farley’s fault too that the skit sucked

    • @AaronStark1993
      @AaronStark1993 3 года назад +4

      @@nsasupporter7557 - How so?

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 года назад

      @@AaronStark1993 “How so?” Uhh... did you not watch the skit?? He Wasn’t funny! Chris Farley wasn’t that funny anyway. If he was he could’ve carried his own and not let Seagal ruin the skit. All of you people need to wake up and realize that Farley wasn’t that funny, he had his moments yes, but was he funny all the time? HELL NO. His only funny moments were the Matt Foley skit and the Chip N Dale dancer skit, that was it.

  • @Hayne0212591997
    @Hayne0212591997 6 лет назад +335

    Are we not going to mention how hilarious Schneider was? He was the funniest thing in this whole sketch 😂

    • @KoRnBaKo
      @KoRnBaKo 5 лет назад +7

      Yes!

    • @B-Mag
      @B-Mag 4 года назад +10

      Seagal had Farley stumped

    • @epicon6
      @epicon6 3 года назад +3

      Why wouldn't we notice Schneider?

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 3 года назад +4

      No Farley is a legend

    • @masterzombie161
      @masterzombie161 3 года назад +11

      Chris held his own but good lord the actual actors deserved an award dealing with that loser steven.

  • @jermar1979
    @jermar1979 Год назад +67

    Even during a crappy sketch Farley still makes it hilarious! 😂

    • @r3tr0actiongamer24
      @r3tr0actiongamer24 Год назад +1

      Not even Farley could save this sketch

    • @SnowyNightFlyer
      @SnowyNightFlyer Год назад +4

      Farley worked his ass off to save it.

    • @queitn6287
      @queitn6287 Год назад +1

      @@SnowyNightFlyerfor real lol

    • @Professor__S
      @Professor__S 8 месяцев назад

      Farley was thinking "God, I need a bottle of whiskey and a line of heroin after working with this cunt"😂

  • @rodneylyn1604
    @rodneylyn1604 Год назад +18

    Now I know what a slow painful death feels like !

  • @publicaccount1589
    @publicaccount1589 3 года назад +126

    So Mr Seagal do you have any ideas for sketches this week? Yeah...I wanna play a father...who's also an assassin. UH...OK anything else? Yeah....I wanna play a chef. OK that's interesting. And the chef is an assassin. OK...any other ideas? Yeah...how about I play a school teacher but here's the crazy twist...

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 3 года назад +7

      ... the school teacher is also....a birthday clown !

    • @_4shy
      @_4shy 3 года назад +16

      @@jimreily7538 who's part time job is being an assassin

    • @thisguy7509
      @thisguy7509 3 года назад +2

      Thank you this comment made me chuckle

    • @pistolpete667
      @pistolpete667 3 года назад +3

      So hes loke michael Scott at improv always pulling a gun

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 2 года назад +2

      @@jimreily7538 who also assassinates clowns

  • @martinpotts
    @martinpotts 6 лет назад +390

    Well that’s 7 minutes i’l have to owe back to Xhamster.

    • @evenflow5491
      @evenflow5491 4 года назад +8

      martinpotts a tragic loss

    • @morty215fightclubbringyour7
      @morty215fightclubbringyour7 3 года назад +3

      🤦🏿‍♂️🤣

    • @lannyqualls9428
      @lannyqualls9428 3 года назад +2

      😎👍

    • @xnetpc
      @xnetpc 3 года назад +7

      You should sign up for xhamster premium. You can cut that 7 minute loss down to 3 minutes or less, guaranteed.

    • @MrjEWlock
      @MrjEWlock 3 года назад +24

      This Xhamster joke held up better than Steven Segal's career.

  • @capt.obvious9058
    @capt.obvious9058 Год назад +5

    Seagal now does most of his scenes sitting as a Sniper....eating spaghetti.

  • @lewishiniski1276
    @lewishiniski1276 Год назад +2

    The vast emptiness of silence had more noise than this sketch.

  • @keithhepworth6029
    @keithhepworth6029 3 года назад +56

    This reminds me of a prostate exam: lasts a little too long and uncomfortable for everyone involved.

  • @stewarth8390
    @stewarth8390 3 года назад +132

    Only Segal could suck the life out of a room with one of the funniest guys in history 🤦‍♂️

  • @rawkguy4896
    @rawkguy4896 Год назад +5

    This is one of the truest tests of endurance ever. I still can't make it to the end no matter how hard I try.

    • @adamdesanti6713
      @adamdesanti6713 4 месяца назад

      I lasted one minute and went immediately to the comments. No disrespect to Chris or SNL legend Jan Hooks.

  • @NathanielOldmeadow
    @NathanielOldmeadow 2 года назад +3

    The crickets at the start had it right

  • @AntiYourFacePhD
    @AntiYourFacePhD 3 года назад +410

    This sketch was so weird and so bizarre, it almost veered into anti-comedy/cringe humor territory. Mostly because it felt like Seagal would have actually murdered Chris Farley on stage.

    • @sampsonlll1825
      @sampsonlll1825 3 года назад +7

      Seagal is a overrated hack. Always has been, will continue to always be one.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 года назад +3

      @@Javajavajav that’s why this was a bad skit, it wasn’t just Seagal. It was Farley too. Chris Farley wasn’t all that funny in general. He had his moments when he was funny but that was it. He should’ve been able to hold his own but he didn’t because he’s not very funny

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 года назад

      @@sampsonlll1825 Seagal’s not anymore overrated than Adam Sandler is. Sandler is the most overrated celebrity who’s ever lived, the guy is a pathetic loser and everybody worships him like he’s a god

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 2 года назад +2

      @@sampsonlll1825 chill, if you can't enjoy a Seagal marathon, that's a shame.

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 2 года назад +5

      @@nsasupporter7557 Sandler is overrated because you don't like him? Lol Not everyone likes everything, but the majority of the people enjoy at least several of Sandlers movies. Slapstick comedy isn't for everyone, but Sandler is a master at it.

  • @angeldelamarin9297
    @angeldelamarin9297 5 лет назад +64

    I hardly think that seagal touched humour in his life

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 4 года назад

      Well, the book was funny. LoL, oh wait, that is not Steven, hes just a... hard cover.

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 3 года назад +2

      He only touched women against their wish

    • @christinasavannah7992
      @christinasavannah7992 3 года назад

      He not a joking man....this man is very serious

    • @sonnydash4987
      @sonnydash4987 3 года назад

      Ever seen him run?
      Gold.

  • @theDestinationisnow.
    @theDestinationisnow. 5 месяцев назад +2

    the best skit ive ever seen from snl

  • @jakemva2604
    @jakemva2604 Год назад +2

    You can tell it's funny because of all the laughter.

  • @Sabundy
    @Sabundy 6 лет назад +280

    what's funny is that Seagal is now about as big/fat as what Farley is here.

    • @laughingalien
      @laughingalien 5 лет назад +24

      Imaging trying to find a big/fat body double to do absolutely nothing in his straight to the $5 bin videos.

    • @Sabundy
      @Sabundy 3 года назад +1

      @Black Ninja I stand corrected

    • @tobyjohn4682
      @tobyjohn4682 3 года назад +20

      Chris was big but he was agile for his size.

    • @MrZackavelli
      @MrZackavelli 3 года назад +1

      @@tobyjohn4682 He really was, wasn't he?

    • @marietanner7538
      @marietanner7538 3 года назад +11

      Yea but fat worked for Farley cuz he made it funny, Segal just looks old, worn out and bloated

  • @carlitosamba8161
    @carlitosamba8161 3 года назад +100

    Damn, steven's hilarious i can't wait for him to get back on stage and put an entire audience to sleep

    • @sahej6939
      @sahej6939 Год назад +3

      He’s busy in Russ i a 😂

  • @michaelburke7978
    @michaelburke7978 Год назад +4

    The charisma is off the charts

  • @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816
    @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816 Год назад +8

    damn Segal should've been made a regular cast member this was hilarious! he brings an attitude and energy that was sorely needed. best action movie actor of all time.

  • @aengusk3313
    @aengusk3313 3 года назад +37

    did anyone tell Steven Seagal this was meant to be a comedy sketch?

  • @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE
    @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE 5 лет назад +61

    Well that was uncomfortable.

  • @Stu_Pedazzo
    @Stu_Pedazzo 2 года назад +1

    Because whispering in sketches is just so helpful and mysterious.

  • @topdawg3359
    @topdawg3359 2 года назад +1

    I only clicked cus I saw Chris. The way Adam Sandler misses him is heart wrenching.

  • @lavonaffair
    @lavonaffair 6 лет назад +63

    Doug still lives in a van down by the river. He'll graduate one day, in that big graduation in the sky...

  • @stproducciones9140
    @stproducciones9140 3 года назад +240

    Man why did we have to lose Chris Farley but Seagal is still alive and kicking?

    • @northgeorgia7357
      @northgeorgia7357 2 года назад +1

      Cause Seagal isn't over weight, works out, and doesn't smoke crack and meth, what are you fucking stupid

    • @joshuateubanks4302
      @joshuateubanks4302 2 года назад +13

      Kicking might not be the best description.

    • @joshuateubanks4302
      @joshuateubanks4302 2 года назад +1

      Seagal is definitely overweight, and doesnt look like works out too much these days. Can you imagine what his ego would be like on Meth, or crack? He's terrible.

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 2 года назад

      @@joshuateubanks4302 he obviously does a lot of cocaine, however.

    • @joshuateubanks4302
      @joshuateubanks4302 2 года назад +5

      I dunno. No coke I've ever seen results in low activity, incomprehensible speech, and an ability to rec9gnize and perform wretchedly horrible screenplays.

  • @hectorlopez1069
    @hectorlopez1069 2 года назад +4

    SNL of the 90s was beautiful and amazing.

  • @alecdorfman4871
    @alecdorfman4871 Год назад +2

    It's my mission in life to show Steven the comments section for any video with him in it.

  • @trust5977
    @trust5977 3 года назад +29

    It takes some special skills to make a Chris Farley sketch dull. Steven Seagal has hose skills.

  • @666tickets
    @666tickets 5 лет назад +358

    I feel sorry for those in the audience. Imagine being there for the first time, looking forward to see the sketches acted out live and in person... Only to see Seagal being the worst host ever.

    • @superlex611
      @superlex611 4 года назад +21

      I don't know why he was invited to begin with

    • @AbigorRealm69
      @AbigorRealm69 3 года назад +15

      Cause he was kinda big in the early 90s

    • @christaylor7916
      @christaylor7916 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @ryanrobertson7218
      @ryanrobertson7218 3 года назад +8

      Imagine being able to say you saw the worst host. The feel bad for the Rhonda rousey audience.

    • @MrZackavelli
      @MrZackavelli 3 года назад +5

      Well, it was a pretty historic episode, even if it was for all the wrong reasons. So they can at least say they were apart of history.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Well, I'm sure your mother is beautiful in her own way."
    "...no."

  • @markcubanz43
    @markcubanz43 3 года назад +45

    Would have been funny if Seagal was only serious around his family in order to gain respect around the house, but secretly nice to Farley, even asking him for a smoke too, then goes back to being a hardass when his family is around. Farleys character would be so confused. Lol

    • @Oldhollywoodfilms621
      @Oldhollywoodfilms621 3 года назад +3

      Would have been better

    • @Pawnwarschess
      @Pawnwarschess 3 года назад

      Then he would be a weak father figure

    • @boke75
      @boke75 3 года назад +1

      @@Pawnwarschess And bad for his tough guy image...."no dice, Lorne".

    • @Paul77ozee
      @Paul77ozee 2 года назад +1

      That was probably the original concept of the sketch.

    • @turkishjanitor3666
      @turkishjanitor3666 2 года назад

      This was likely the idea, having him go from that rock solid, confrontational father to a friendly and grandma-like chatty guy when nobody's looking would feel accurate and more amusing, but this dude had to ruin even that beacuse of his ego.

  • @TheHalloweenKing
    @TheHalloweenKing 3 года назад +50

    You can tell Farley hated him. No chemistry at all between them

    • @deemoe7301
      @deemoe7301 3 года назад +2

      Wow good point!!!

    • @Thomas-fk3cw
      @Thomas-fk3cw 3 года назад +8

      Hard to have chemistry with a no talent, but somehow, arrogant piece of wood (Seagal).

  • @cafeterialoca
    @cafeterialoca 2 года назад +3

    Legit feels like he would actually attack anyone in that skit.

  • @Silas-lc9op
    @Silas-lc9op 3 года назад +47

    I feel bad for anyone having to do sketch with Segal.

    • @TheListenerCanon
      @TheListenerCanon 2 года назад

      I feel bad for anyone who has to work with Seagal.

  • @modularmuse
    @modularmuse 6 лет назад +116

    I didn't think anyone could suck the life out of a Chris Farley sketch but here it is. The word banal comes to mind. I would have iked to see Phil Hartman on this one instead of Seagal.

  • @allismile0
    @allismile0 7 месяцев назад +3

    This is still somehow funnier than anything on SNL today

  • @fhuckgoogle4171
    @fhuckgoogle4171 2 года назад +1

    “Get outta here.”
    That actually made me laugh.

  • @Reggie2000
    @Reggie2000 3 года назад +131

    I get that Seagal is garbage, but how was this ever supposed to be funny? I mean this whole script sucks.
    As far as i can tell, the dad was supposed to alternate between being both Mr perfect nice dad, and a psychopath, but maybe it was all and act...maybe.

    • @Cron0s91
      @Cron0s91 3 года назад +17

      Good acting, facial expressions, comedic timing, etc. Not just sitting right there reading a script.

    • @Neceros
      @Neceros 3 года назад +16

      Consider if the dad was extremely jovial and family committed the whole time, but has a secret dark side he never shows his family. When they aren't around he could be hostile, intimidating, or overly protective... until the family walks back in.

    • @Vill1988
      @Vill1988 3 года назад +17

      I mean the skit is very below average but an even decent comedic actor could do SOMETHING with it. Segal just played himself. When has he ever NOT played himself in anything?

    • @braxtonslife7779
      @braxtonslife7779 3 года назад +2

      @PhoneWalletKeys Don’t snl actors co-write scripts? I thought they did have impact on the material.

    • @virgilhilts2552
      @virgilhilts2552 3 года назад +3

      @@Neceros exactly. I believe this particular episode potentially could improve if Segal simply kicked Farley's ass while the family is absent. Ironically, Segals forte is kicking ass while being completely serious while Farley's forte is to get his ass kicked, fall down, stand up, make face turn red. Simple but it works. Instead, they're both sitting in this couch doing none of that. It's like having two race cars parked in a garage going nowhere.

  • @bieberninja1
    @bieberninja1 3 года назад +27

    seagal reminded the entire studio audience about every awkward conversation they have ever had with an adult when they were a teen

    • @sahej6939
      @sahej6939 Год назад

      The daughter was his hostage… couldn’t wait to get out of that house!

  • @frederickmcdougall3734
    @frederickmcdougall3734 7 месяцев назад +1

    "I guess I will be 'waiting' here." What a punchline. Steven and his comedic timing!

  • @timwhite5562
    @timwhite5562 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is probably the best performance Steven Segal has ever given. I can remember when you could walk into someone's house smoking a cigarette and no one thought about it.

  • @jcee6886
    @jcee6886 5 лет назад +37

    I hear crickets when seagull speaks.

  • @LocalMachine
    @LocalMachine 3 года назад +10

    1:04 Seagal missed the couch and almost sat on the arm of couch.

  • @funnybusiness6491
    @funnybusiness6491 2 года назад +3

    In the words of the late great Greg Giraldo, “I couldn’t cringe any harder if I was watching my mom in a bukaki video”.

  • @alonso11h
    @alonso11h 2 месяца назад +1

    the best thing is that the character he was supposed to play, is literaly the ONLY character he has ever played ever.it was still asking too much. what an absolute waste of space.

  • @tylerneckbeard3423
    @tylerneckbeard3423 3 года назад +31

    Holy shit Seagal made this so painful to watch. Yikes...

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 3 года назад +3

      I'm so glad he was banned from SNL. He was a total prick to the cast members. He thought he was funnier than the cast members!!! Lol. Ironic that he's not funny at all, cuz he is a total joke.

    • @tylerneckbeard3423
      @tylerneckbeard3423 3 года назад +3

      @@kari7403 I can't find the entire episode but I've heard that it was a nightmare to watch and for the cast to work with him too.
      Lorne Michaels has him as the single worst host of all time, what an honor!

  • @deesupyo9620
    @deesupyo9620 3 года назад +31

    Funniest thing about this skit is...........
    THE COMMENTS. 🤣

  • @lomeinbullies5768
    @lomeinbullies5768 Год назад

    RIP FARLEY. Farley will forever be the heart of SNL!!

  • @cafeterialoca
    @cafeterialoca 2 года назад +4

    The fact that Segal is still alive while Chris Farley is gone...

  • @rustyshackelford9156
    @rustyshackelford9156 3 года назад +30

    The actor playing the mother did a great job.

    • @jedijones
      @jedijones Год назад +3

      Jan Hooks might be the most talented woman ever to do SNL.

  • @benyoung4305
    @benyoung4305 4 года назад +17

    The irony is, Segal ended up way bigger than Farley. Not influential but fat! Chris is a genius!